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Speaker 1: Hey, cuty misconnections.

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Speaker 2: That was me staring.

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Speaker 1: Everybody knows there's only two places to find true love

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Speaker 1: in this world. One is digging through the free scrap

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Speaker 1: barrels behind the hobby lobby when you both reach for

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Speaker 1: that same piece of orange felt.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, I felt it.

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Speaker 1: It's meant to be the others on the pages of

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Speaker 1: craigslist dot org wescott that website every single week to

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Speaker 1: find the best misconnections that they have to offer, like

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Speaker 1: this first one titled when I saw you, my heart stopped.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's a medical emergency beating.

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Speaker 2: Oh still a medical emergency.

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Speaker 1: Man for woman thirties emergency room. Oh my god, oh,

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Speaker 1: he says. When I went through the double doors, you

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Speaker 1: were the cute triage nurse with the nineties mullet, like

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Speaker 1: a much older female Mario Lopez.

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Speaker 2: Good, wow, I think are legit coming back in Wow.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you might remember me. I was the balding gentleman

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Speaker 1: with the four year old that had my little pony

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Speaker 1: doll stuck up her nose.

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Speaker 3: Oh the whole dollible.

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Speaker 1: We didn't speak, but as soon as you saw me,

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Speaker 1: you pointed to the lobby couches next to the other

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Speaker 1: people who looked like they were dying.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I like how this guy is so concerned about his

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Speaker 1: daughter in this moment. As we waited over an hour

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Speaker 1: to see a doctor, I racked my brain, struggling with

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Speaker 1: how I would ask you out, and then in parentheses,

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Speaker 1: I'm divorced, by the way, Yeah, dot twice.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I'm actually glad for that update.

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Speaker 1: You don't know, says third time's the charm. I finally

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Speaker 1: figured it out and went up to your desk to

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Speaker 1: see if I could book an appointment with the chiropractor.

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Speaker 1: You looked confused, and that's when I told you I

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Speaker 1: need to see one asap, because whenever I look at you,

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Speaker 1: my spine tingles. Oh.

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Speaker 2: After that, I got to see the doctor right away.

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Speaker 1: Oh did you not want me in the lobby anymore

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Speaker 1: because we'd flirt too much? Anyway, the toy came out

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Speaker 1: of my daughter's nose, and I was going to give

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Speaker 1: it to.

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Speaker 2: You as a keeps, but your shift was over. Darned

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Speaker 2: for her.

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Speaker 1: Email me back if you see this, or I'll catch

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Speaker 1: you the next time. I'm dealing with rigor mortis on

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Speaker 1: my foot.

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Speaker 2: Wait, I don't even get that. Does it feel like

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Speaker 2: your foot is dead. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, let's just be glad the daughter's okay, that's from Terrence.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to your next misconnection titled love Struck by

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Speaker 1: will smythe woman for Man forties Celebrity doppel Ganger.

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Speaker 2: Conference, the whole conference.

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Speaker 1: Apparently, she writes, I was the green haired gal who

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Speaker 1: was covering this year's event Double Takes and belly Aches

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Speaker 1: the Great Celebrity Clone Vene.

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Speaker 2: And I need to do what you're doing celebrity, she says.

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Speaker 1: I first saw you when I was walking next to

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Speaker 1: the booth of Dolly Parton's Wild and Wacky Wigs sound.

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Speaker 1: I knew immediately who you were because your pal looked

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Speaker 1: like an even bigger Uncle Phil.

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Speaker 2: Smile from the from the.

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Speaker 1: Top of it, Carlton, I'm sure is somewhere looking around.

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Speaker 1: I'm a little shy and didn't know what to say,

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Speaker 1: so I just blurted out like an idiot, Hey, where's Carlton?

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Speaker 2: Make him do his silly dance. You didn't even.

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Speaker 1: Break stride and walked right up to me, got six

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Speaker 1: inches away from my face, and said, hey, girl, I

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Speaker 1: think I've seen your picture before. Oh yeah, it was

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Speaker 1: in the dictionary under KaBlam.

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Speaker 2: Oh, just as smooth as Will Smith. I think that

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Speaker 2: was from season four, episode three.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's a Will Smith quote, probably a line. We

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Speaker 1: chatted a bit after that, and I asked you what

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Speaker 1: your day job was. You said you managed a quiz

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Speaker 1: nos in East Philly.

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Speaker 2: Oh, that's where you were born and raised. It's West Philadelphia.

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Speaker 1: I was working getting interviews, so I'm sorry I left

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Speaker 1: abruptly to talk to a mini Shaquille O'Neill.

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Speaker 2: But you could still be a doppelganger, even if you're tiny. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: but when I was done, you were gone.

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Speaker 1: Are you online or in bel air? Exmellulator aha, calin,

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Speaker 1: I like that?

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Speaker 3: Why do I feel like the Alfonso Ribero was like,

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Speaker 3: actually there, I'm not doing anything.

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Speaker 1: This next misconnection is titled searching for my Lean mean caffeine.

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Speaker 2: Queen for me, take it as for Alexis and for

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Speaker 2: woman from me. Oh eighties bookstore coffee shops. Yeah, it

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Speaker 2: says I was.

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Speaker 1: The slightly older barista in my mid eighties, but people

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Speaker 1: always tell me I don't look a day over seventy six.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to tip this guy.

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Speaker 1: Normally I don't pay much attention to the customers, probably

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Speaker 1: because I can't see or hear all that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah it in coffee shops.

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Speaker 1: But when you bounced in, I perked up like a

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Speaker 1: fresh daisy on my second wife's grave. I even remember

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Speaker 1: telling the ladies in the back, whoa look out, Charlie,

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Speaker 1: we got a hot pepper in line. When you came

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Speaker 1: up to the register, I tried to woo you by

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Speaker 1: offering up a few coins from my tip job.

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Speaker 2: You wouldn't say yes, cents.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, it was the only thing I could think of

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Speaker 1: at the moment. The blood wasn't exactly rushing to my brain.

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Speaker 1: You seemed apprehensive when I grabbed your hand and said, oh,

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Speaker 1: those are pretty nails.

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Speaker 2: Where did you get them? The makeup counter at Woolworth.

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Speaker 2: Then you told me the name for your cup that

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Speaker 2: I'll always remember. B B.

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Speaker 1: Rex sounds like some kind of dinosaur from that movie

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Speaker 1: Jurassic Pool is not wrong.

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Speaker 2: I don't know that she's an artist. I tried to

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Speaker 2: write my number down on.

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Speaker 1: Your cup, but forgot two of the digits. Hopefully you

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Speaker 1: can guess them. Come back sometime, miss Rex. I remember

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Speaker 1: you came in on a Tuesday, so I'll be sure

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Speaker 1: next Tuesday to take my blue pill.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's signed Gordon what if?

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Speaker 3: Honestly bb Rex that comes out with a song, it's

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Speaker 3: like dedicated to Gordon, the guys from the coffee.

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Speaker 2: Shop blue pillss. We're waiting for that hit to drop.

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Speaker 1: Those are your Craigslist misconnections, got your phone tap coming

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Speaker 1: up in just a few minutes