Speaker 1: Have we started, Yes, but I gotta you don't even
Speaker 1: get chat.
Speaker 2: We don't mean use that in a one what's this?
Speaker 2: Yes it is.
Speaker 1: I'm sure Charlie XCX is gonna come at us, but whatever.
Speaker 2: Well, it's been a minute since we've done one of
Speaker 2: these Andrews.
Speaker 1: Yay. We got to figure out how to make them
Speaker 1: more frequent because they're so fun, and now that we're
Speaker 1: on the Elvivestram podcast network, I can really see our
Speaker 1: rating skyrocket. Yeah, so we should really be providing more content.
Speaker 2: You're right.
Speaker 1: If I was chaperowning this show, I would tell them
Speaker 1: to do more content, because that's what I tell every
Speaker 1: other show to do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, people do like us too, and I
Speaker 2: don't understand why. It's probably just the dynamic between the
Speaker 2: two of us. Yeah, yeah, because we kind of hate
Speaker 2: slash love each other. I need a haircut. I think
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go today.
Speaker 1: I'm getting my haircut today, right, I don't you know?
Speaker 1: It's kind of the in between now, Yeah? Same.
Speaker 2: I sometimes do it myself though, Like if I'm in
Speaker 2: the in between, I'll take the buzzer out and I'll
Speaker 2: just go. But then I'll mess it up and it
Speaker 2: looks like I have a tail and the back or
Speaker 2: a mullet or whatever it is.
Speaker 1: I could not Did you have a tail.
Speaker 2: In a mullet?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 1: No, you had really big curly hair.
Speaker 2: Oh did you have a giant afro?
Speaker 3: I did? Oh?
Speaker 2: I think I saw your one of your school pictures.
Speaker 1: You have a share yep, and then get a cut.
Speaker 2: No one made fun of you, if they did.
Speaker 1: I mean there were many things that got made fun of.
Speaker 2: Well, because usually that sticks with you. I told you,
Speaker 2: I remember I was the fat kid on the back
Speaker 2: of the bus. I'll never forget it. And I saw
Speaker 2: the kid that said it not that long ago. He's like, bro,
Speaker 2: I don't even remember that. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: And he's a doctor now.
Speaker 2: Anyway.
Speaker 1: Wow, okay, but glad to know the childhood trauma still sticks.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 2: I mean you remember stuff?
Speaker 1: Oh no, I do? I remember everything absolutely, so I do.
Speaker 2: I do really understand like childhood trauma now, because there
Speaker 2: are things that stick with you. There are traumatic times
Speaker 2: in your life. Yeah, and you don't forget those things.
Speaker 2: That's why I could never see like a I ever
Speaker 2: saw like a dead body. I'd never forget it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it would be traumatizing.
Speaker 1: It definitely would.
Speaker 2: Yeah, even like when I see the deer on the
Speaker 2: side of the roads with their butt eating out, I like,
Speaker 2: I have bad dreams about it.
Speaker 1: Wow, what a visual, Thanks Scott.
Speaker 2: Do you know what butts always eating out? First?
Speaker 1: I don't know, because it's easier for.
Speaker 2: The other animals to get into it rather than going
Speaker 2: through the face because this teeth and bones and jaw
Speaker 2: and everything. If you go through the button, it's just
Speaker 2: all soft. So the fox and the coyotes and stuff,
Speaker 2: they go right in the ass.
Speaker 1: You have turkey vultures, Uh No, we don't have them.
Speaker 1: We have turkey vultures by my parents. Let me tell you.
Speaker 1: They are big and they are scary.
Speaker 2: Do they taste like turkey?
Speaker 1: I don't know. And I don't know how they got
Speaker 1: that name either, because yeah, no, they're neither of those things. Okay, huh,
Speaker 1: I wonder what that's about. Yeah, So, about to embark
Speaker 1: in another road trip. I love road trips.
Speaker 2: People are like, why did you just fly? Well, first
Speaker 2: of all, I can't afford it. Second of all, I
Speaker 2: love the road trip, especially with my daughter, because we
Speaker 2: have all kinds of fun and your phone's here, relaxed,
Speaker 2: I don't think it is. I think it's that one.
Speaker 1: No, that's yours. No, yeah, you've probably left it someone
Speaker 1: I don't have keats.
Speaker 2: That's okay, you don't need it. You don't need it.
Speaker 2: So we're going on a wonderful road trip and go
Speaker 2: down to Florida again, because I just drove down to
Speaker 2: Florida two weeks ago.
Speaker 1: Are you visiting your daughter in school?
Speaker 2: We're gonna visit our buddy Froggy first, Then we're gonna
Speaker 2: visit my daughter in school. Fine, then we're gonna visit
Speaker 2: Mickey in his house.
Speaker 1: Oh, no way, You're going to Disney right night?
Speaker 2: So expensive?
Speaker 1: Are you going for just one day?
Speaker 2: We're gonna We're gonna get a hotel Phillips the night,
Speaker 2: hold on for today, and then we're gonna go all day.
Speaker 2: So we're gonna go. We're gonna stay one night, go
Speaker 2: all day, and then drive back to Froggy's because I'm
Speaker 2: not paying for two hotels.
Speaker 1: No, I mean it's very expensive. I usually go with
Speaker 1: my mom. Now we've made it a tradition once a year.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she's really happy and it makes her happy,
Speaker 1: so it's fun. But no, after the second day, I'm like,
Speaker 1: we gotta go because I'm running out of money and
Speaker 1: I can't stay here.
Speaker 2: It's so expensive.
Speaker 1: It's so expensive everything.
Speaker 2: Cooper's like the park Hopper. I'm like, that makes it worse.
Speaker 2: That's like one hundred and eighty dollars or something, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I can't do that.
Speaker 1: Like three days of tickets is like close to four
Speaker 1: hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: No, it's crazy not doing it.
Speaker 1: No, you shouldn't.
Speaker 2: And the worst part about it is I don't really
Speaker 2: go on anything. I just like to soak in the environment.
Speaker 1: See. My mom is the same way. She's like, I
Speaker 1: don't want to go and like the rides are secondary.
Speaker 1: I just like being there. See. I like going on
Speaker 1: the things that nobody else wants to go on. No vomit,
Speaker 1: instant vomit. Okay, I look at it and I throw up.
Speaker 2: I like to go on. It's a small world. Love it.
Speaker 1: That's a fun one.
Speaker 2: And I like the Hall of Presidents. And I also
Speaker 2: like the Thing of Progress ca. Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 2: It's the same every time.
Speaker 1: But beautiful tomorrow.
Speaker 2: I enjoy it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Carrossell. Progress is great for air conditioning. My sister
Speaker 1: did sit and gum the last time he went the
Speaker 1: cool so that was fun. Hall of Presidents has become
Speaker 1: a pass for me just in recent years because it's
Speaker 1: just like, eh, it's not great. Yeah, and then Splash
Speaker 1: uh the first one. It's a small World, always a
Speaker 1: jam my favorite.
Speaker 2: But I don't even know if we're going to Magic
Speaker 2: Kingdom because Cooper's like, I want to go to Epcot
Speaker 2: and the other things. The Hollywood Studio one yep, yeah.
Speaker 1: Well the roller coaster on that is closed, So if
Speaker 1: she's trying to go on rock and roller coaster, it's
Speaker 1: going to be closed.
Speaker 2: Really well, I don't see all. Magic Kingdom is the
Speaker 2: most magical of them all, Like that's where you want
Speaker 2: to eat Main Street the whole thing. I was mail
Speaker 2: a postcard in that mailbox there for me.
Speaker 1: I went to Disney World so much as a kid
Speaker 1: thanks to my parents, so I kind of learned which
Speaker 1: parks I like the best. Epcot really is my favorite park.
Speaker 1: I love Epcot.
Speaker 2: That's funny because when I was a kid, oll there
Speaker 2: was was Magic Kingdom. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, I love Disney World. So I'm old.
Speaker 2: When did Epcot open like eighty two or something like that.
Speaker 1: I wasn't born.
Speaker 2: Well that's what I'm saying like I went when I
Speaker 2: was probably five. I just remember Goofy picked me up
Speaker 2: and I cried.
Speaker 1: Oh of course, mm hmmm. I have many pictures have
Speaker 1: been crying in the hands of Disney workers and animals.
Speaker 2: Except when I was there, Goofy was probably like smoking
Speaker 2: inside the costume.
Speaker 1: Without a doubt. Yeah, this kid, What the hell am
Speaker 1: I own break yet? Gorsh my old break?
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 2: I mean, the drive is most of the fun for me, So.
Speaker 1: I like a road trip. But I start to get
Speaker 1: a little antsy. Of course your waffle I have was
Speaker 1: your waffle house.
Speaker 2: It was It was good road trip. It was really good.
Speaker 2: I went because that trip going down I took by myself.
Speaker 2: That was fun. And so you know what I do,
Speaker 2: because I have the app that controls the jukeboxes at
Speaker 2: all the waffle houses, and so I'll sit down immediately
Speaker 2: and right off the bat, I'll put on Jonahs Brothers
Speaker 2: waffle House. But they don't know it was me because
Speaker 2: the place is full of people, and so the serfers
Speaker 2: all get pissed off and they look around who did that,
Speaker 2: because it's all they hear all day is waffle house,
Speaker 2: Jonas Brothers and they go bananas fick prank, that's right, yeah,
Speaker 2: waffle House Jonas Brothers derelict.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they never knew was me.
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, I'm just picturing you sitting there like, well, I
Speaker 2: I kind of I record myself like looking around and
Speaker 2: playing in the speakers like I did that. Whoa yeah, well,
Speaker 2: and I pay a little bit extra. I bump it
Speaker 2: up to the top of the queue.
Speaker 1: So there's I didn't know there was a touch tunes
Speaker 1: inside of waffle house.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, every one of them used to be the quarters,
Speaker 2: but now it's the touch Tunes so you can get
Speaker 2: any song in there.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm I am a menace with the touch tunes.
Speaker 1: I huh love it. Touch tunes. It's bad. I just
Speaker 1: because you.
Speaker 2: Can piss people, because you know what you could do
Speaker 2: it like in the middle of a busy restaurant. It's
Speaker 2: all like whatever you could like play for He's a
Speaker 2: jolly good fellow. When all the cool music or happy
Speaker 2: birthday or happy birthdays, Oh.
Speaker 1: My god, oh that's a good one.
Speaker 2: Well it's funny. Yeah, there's all kinds of like cool
Speaker 2: music playing and then all of a sudden, happy Birthday
Speaker 2: comes on sung by like a little bunch of little kids.
Speaker 1: Who's the one that such things from? I've seen from
Speaker 1: both sides?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 1: What now the song both sides now?
Speaker 2: I don't know what that is?
Speaker 1: Can you look it up?
Speaker 2: Both sides now?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a really depressing song.
Speaker 2: Would we have it in the system?
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, that's what it's from. Both sides now,
Speaker 1: she sang at the Grammys Disney. It is not Disney.
Speaker 1: Both sides now side, we don't have it. That's why
Speaker 1: I was asking if you could go to you know,
Speaker 1: the Information Highway the Internet.
Speaker 2: That's so annoying.
Speaker 1: I don't know why you go to the very limited
Speaker 1: production thing that never has.
Speaker 2: Anything the songs. Watch what I'm Gonna Do, Watch what
Speaker 2: I'm Gonna Do?
Speaker 1: Google o God, both side Joni Mitchell. I thought it
Speaker 1: was Joni Mitchell.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I went to a bar with Josh and Abby
Speaker 1: and Celia and we were sitting there and everyone's playing
Speaker 1: their songs and we're all jamming out. All of a sudden,
Speaker 1: this weird hipster couple in the corner places the entire
Speaker 1: album that that song is featured on. And if you
Speaker 1: listen to that song, it's like flutes and it's depressing,
Speaker 1: and they sat there just like looking at each other's eyes,
Speaker 1: like we ruin this whole bar's experience, but we're in love.
Speaker 1: And I was like, are you serious? Like that is
Speaker 1: not the vibe of this fun bar.
Speaker 2: You know what, That's what I'm gonna start doing. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna start going to places that have the touch tunes
Speaker 2: and I'm gonna play like either like crazy death metal
Speaker 2: or some explicit stuff or some really emplicit stuff.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, they're gonna say, heck damn, watch out
Speaker 1: radio rebel, I hate you, I really do you know
Speaker 1: your skateboard too, and then like skate off into the night.
Speaker 2: Yeah, with my big ripped long jeans like oh like
Speaker 2: around my leg and.
Speaker 1: With your ankle pads and your knee pads.
Speaker 2: Sure, sure, as you go off into the night into
Speaker 2: the parking lot rollerblade away. Well, anyway, so I got
Speaker 2: my free waffle and I got my free coffee. You
Speaker 2: know what's really cool about?
Speaker 1: So we are going there like that's gonna be your
Speaker 1: dinner or whatever that is.
Speaker 2: Dude, this is like rebel behavior. I printed off two
Speaker 2: copies of each. Oh yeah, yeah it let me it,
Speaker 2: let me. You're not supposed to but the cool thing
Speaker 2: about the waffle house coupon says they're very nice about
Speaker 2: the expiration day. Look, it says, please try to use
Speaker 2: by nine to five. Oh that's nice, right, So if
Speaker 2: you don't, maybe they'll take it. Maybe they won't.
Speaker 1: Wow, So I'm happy you got this is five dollars
Speaker 1: right here.
Speaker 2: Oh no, the waffle six fifty. Oh that's it's expensive now, iplation,
Speaker 2: it was like a buck fifty. First time ever went there,
Speaker 2: I got a t bone steak for a dollar ninety nine.
Speaker 2: That was my first waffle house experience. I didn't even
Speaker 2: know what to do. I ordered a freaking tea bone
Speaker 2: at waffle house.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: It was yummy though, Yeah, I'm sure it was yeah,
Speaker 2: quality meat, Yeah, for sure, for sure it was.
Speaker 1: Wow. Do you want to take a quick break?
Speaker 2: I mean, if that's what you want to do.
Speaker 1: Sure.
Speaker 2: I don't know what to play.
Speaker 1: Both sides now by Joni Mitchell.
Speaker 2: I'll just play whatever this is. Let's say, we'll be
Speaker 2: right back and were okay everybody? Hey, So yeah, I
Speaker 2: guess that's it. So thanks for listening to Bolche. I
Speaker 2: don't know what else you gotta talk about, Andrew, I
Speaker 2: don't know, so we moved my daughter into college.
Speaker 1: That's exciting.
Speaker 2: That was cool. So she's at University of Florida. Yeah,
Speaker 2: go Gators.
Speaker 1: Now I'm gonna be a big old sports dad. I'm
Speaker 1: a Miami Hurricane, so I can't really root for that team.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's definite like SEC or something, right. I
Speaker 2: don't know what that means, to be honest.
Speaker 1: We both don't know sports, right, so I don't.
Speaker 2: Think but they don't ever compete.
Speaker 1: I think they do like a year or something. Really,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I think so Anyway, I went to
Speaker 1: University of Miami, so I have to root for my king.
Speaker 2: Look, I understand, Yeah, I get it. But so the game,
Speaker 2: the football games already started. I'm so excited. Go Gators,
Speaker 2: Go Gaters.
Speaker 1: Keep into a game yet.
Speaker 2: As of this recording, No, but the big one starting
Speaker 2: opening thing is coming up this weekend. You know where
Speaker 2: they're playing?
Speaker 1: So fun? You know they're playing notre Long Island, Long Island.
Speaker 2: So I don't know who to root for. I mean
Speaker 2: I live on Long Island.
Speaker 1: I mean it sound like your daughter is on the team. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you're just being like, what if Cooper goes to
Speaker 1: a different score, You're gonna have to root for both.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll be that guy with both stickers on.
Speaker 1: The carble you're doing the stickers.
Speaker 2: Oh, I've already got it's just gator Dad got it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Cool? Cool?
Speaker 3: Cool? Cool? What?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I stuck to T shirts because if I brought
Speaker 1: home a sticker and told my parents put it on
Speaker 1: a car, they'd be like.
Speaker 2: Absolutely not. Well, back then it was probably magnets. Right
Speaker 2: now they're stickers. Oh, they're stickers. I don't know if
Speaker 2: people take magnets off.
Speaker 1: Who's stealing a magnet? Oh?
Speaker 2: People do? Really?
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is another one those Scottie generalizations. I wish.
Speaker 1: I wish we had one person who just do production
Speaker 1: on the show, because I would have played the noise,
Speaker 1: play the jingle. Scotties generalizations. People in droves are stealing
Speaker 1: magnets off cars, and nobody talks about.
Speaker 2: You said, I wish.
Speaker 1: No, I don't think the theft of magnet stickers. Oh
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 2: That's why. That's why you don't see many magnets anymore,
Speaker 2: because most of them got stolen and no one ever
Speaker 2: put new ones on. Now it's stickers of those cool
Speaker 2: little like shiny plastic school logo things you just press on,
Speaker 2: like my daughter has the metallic silver and black one,
Speaker 2: the gatorhead and just pushed on.
Speaker 1: The look it's classier, classier, Yeah for sure. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: I like it down there. It's really it's such a
Speaker 2: beautiful campus. It's nice.
Speaker 1: Where is it Tampa?
Speaker 2: No, it's Games Gamesville. Just like Gainsburger. Remember the dog
Speaker 2: food from the eighties in the little circle pouch. The
Speaker 2: circle pouch like a little hamburger. You would open it
Speaker 2: look like ground beef. Some of that had cheese in it,
Speaker 2: and Gainsburger, gaines Burger. I think it was by like
Speaker 2: Kennel Rachion or something. I think that was the brand
Speaker 2: ken Al ration. I'm pretty sure I could be wrong,
Speaker 2: but I think I'm right. I'm gonna look it up
Speaker 2: while you're talking.
Speaker 1: Are you gonna go back to Google?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm on Google.
Speaker 1: You're gonna type in Google to go back to Google?
Speaker 2: Can oh?
Speaker 1: Ken? Yeah? Wow?
Speaker 2: See that I was at that ken Al ration.
Speaker 1: That dog is definitely dead.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, those dogs are all dead. This is
Speaker 2: from the seventies, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, go ahead, How are you excited now that you
Speaker 1: can go down to Florida all the time?
Speaker 2: Well, I mean I can't go all the time. It
Speaker 2: just it just so happens. There's the Gamesburgers. Wow, it
Speaker 2: just so happens that I will be down there twice
Speaker 2: in like two weeks, which is insane.
Speaker 1: And then you won't be going down until like what October?
Speaker 2: October?
Speaker 1: Fine, yeah for that.
Speaker 2: Then I'm still trying to get game tickets. They're really expensive.
Speaker 2: I know, I was gonna buy them, and then I
Speaker 2: said I'm gonna wait, and then I should not have Yeah,
Speaker 2: because now not only can I not get them because
Speaker 2: they're sold out, but the ones that are on resale
Speaker 2: are super expensive. Yeah, so I'm gonna be the disappointing dad.
Speaker 1: I think, you know, take them to like a different
Speaker 1: game or something.
Speaker 2: No, you got to go to a football game.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I went to a couple when I went to school there,
Speaker 1: and they were always very rowdy those games. It's very fun.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of that's a huge stadium.
Speaker 1: Yeah, massive.
Speaker 2: Well, I think it's the biggest one in Florida.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because Miami didn't have a football stadium on campus.
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: No, it was the hard Rock oh Stadium, which it
Speaker 1: used to be something else or maybe now it's different
Speaker 1: than the hard rockdium whatever they used to play there
Speaker 1: because it wasn't on campus.
Speaker 2: I want to play one of these commercials, I'm sure
Speaker 2: you did. I want to hear a Gainsburger commercial.
Speaker 1: Okay, click it will we get in trouble probably, but
Speaker 1: at this point it's not gonna play.
Speaker 2: Why wouldn't it play.
Speaker 1: Gainsburger's dog food has big news that makes me feel
Speaker 1: even better, a new low price, so for a pointed
Speaker 1: big dog.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's a dump. That's not the commercials that
Speaker 2: I remember. Who's that kid? Why would I know who
Speaker 2: the kid is? From the eighties, I don't know. I
Speaker 2: think that was a terrible food.
Speaker 1: Actually, Gainsburger. You remember cal Can No.
Speaker 2: Yes, they used to put the little vitamin in the
Speaker 2: top of the can. What cal can? The daily worth
Speaker 2: of vitamins in every can and there'd be like a
Speaker 2: little capsule that would go through the top. Show me.
Speaker 1: I had never heard this. Cal Can caned?
Speaker 2: Why would it not be c a l because everyone's
Speaker 2: so so clever in the eighties cal Can look see
Speaker 2: it was Oh no, it was dog food also all
Speaker 2: but cat food was the one that had the vitamin
Speaker 2: going into the top of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, cargo, okay, not sponsored.
Speaker 2: Wow, that was so loud, like the skip click the
Speaker 2: skip I can't because I got to push the button here.
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Speaker 1: The way you explained that was not what it is.
Speaker 2: What do you mean the vitamin went into the can
Speaker 2: through the lid. It was like stop.
Speaker 1: The way you made it seem was that when you
Speaker 1: opened it, the vitamin went in. That's just showing you
Speaker 1: a vitamin's worth is in the can.
Speaker 2: Going through the top of the can. I told you
Speaker 2: I remember the commercial like that.
Speaker 1: But the way you explained it was that the vitamin
Speaker 1: is like dispersed in the food when you open the can.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's fake. They're just pretending to show you that
Speaker 2: there's a vitamin in the can. I know that you
Speaker 2: did not, and you did.
Speaker 1: I remember the commercial, I said, exactly what happened? The
Speaker 1: vitamin went into the can. You said you would open
Speaker 1: it and the vitamin would go in.
Speaker 2: I don't think that's what I said. I promised you.
Speaker 2: I said you would open it.
Speaker 1: That's why I asked you to look it up, because
Speaker 1: I thought I was going to get a cool sci
Speaker 1: fi Oh look the vitamin, No, I said, I got
Speaker 1: a claymation.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like stop whatever, stop photo whatever, whatever
Speaker 2: the hell it is.
Speaker 1: You could see it.
Speaker 2: It was terrible eighties technology. Yeah, it probably took them
Speaker 2: four hundred hours just to make that one little thing. Now,
Speaker 2: okay stop, Yeah, have.
Speaker 1: You spoken to your tratchipt ever?
Speaker 2: I don't even know what to do. That frightens me.
Speaker 2: I don't want it to know me.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: It's enough with it, with the stuff online, that's not me.
Speaker 2: I don't need AI to do it also, okay, seriously, Okay,
Speaker 2: it scares me. I don't want to do AI anything
Speaker 2: because there's AI everything, and I just don't like it.
Speaker 2: You can't trust anything anymore. You don't know what videos
Speaker 2: are real, what pictures are I don't like think.
Speaker 1: You me not want to keep my Instagram because I'll
Speaker 1: tell you something. Every time I see a video now,
Speaker 1: I'm just convinced it's AI.
Speaker 2: Yeah. If I didn't make like six dollars a month
Speaker 2: off my Instagram, I would get rid of it.
Speaker 1: Those six dollars are really I mean, I guess it
Speaker 1: helps fun the waffle house, right, so I can pay
Speaker 1: for the rest of the waffle house with the coffee
Speaker 1: and the hash browns. Yeah, yeah, I know. A waffle
Speaker 1: house worker hates to see you coming day after they
Speaker 1: just probably cleaned up after like a fight.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. They don't ever clean up there.
Speaker 1: They do.
Speaker 2: The menus are sticky always well.
Speaker 1: Because it's a waffle house, there's syrup everywhere. How are
Speaker 1: we supposed to clean that?
Speaker 2: Like, I love it. It's such a wonderful experience. Everyone's like, eh,
Speaker 2: but I mean it's it's great.
Speaker 1: I just know they it's like, this person's been working
Speaker 1: there since three You're showing up at like seven am,
Speaker 1: all chipper, Like ha ha, Look, I played wabble house
Speaker 1: and they're like this got it. I can't do it.
Speaker 2: I have to say.
Speaker 1: And if I haven't covered and smoldered, and I have
Speaker 1: a coupon, oh and I have two coupons.
Speaker 2: No, you can only use one at a time. Oh okay,
Speaker 2: So I go back in with a mustache on to
Speaker 2: get the free coffee again.
Speaker 1: It doesn't surprise me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I I The one thing I will say
Speaker 2: is every employee I've ever encountered there is always very chipper.
Speaker 2: Doesn't matter. They're happy. How y'all doing. Welcome sir, what
Speaker 2: do you have? Sit wherever you like? This is what
Speaker 2: it always is. Welcome to waffle house. Sit wherever you'd like.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 2: If I'm alone, I sit at the counter. If I'm
Speaker 2: with somebody, I said at the booth.
Speaker 1: I wish that they have more waffle house.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of them. They just don't have them here, right.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: I wish they put like they should be a New
Speaker 1: York waffle house.
Speaker 2: They're campy. It's too expensive.
Speaker 1: They would crush it here, a Times Square waffle house,
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2: I like to call it waffle home.
Speaker 1: In this waffle house to to a waffle home. By
Speaker 1: the way, Andrew, that's a really good idea. Like even
Speaker 1: if they just a temporary pop up somewhere in New
Speaker 1: York City and Times Square, that would be massive. They
Speaker 1: would make a killing.
Speaker 2: That would be huge.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: They'd be lines wrapped around I know. And again there
Speaker 2: are people, most people that are in Times Square are
Speaker 2: from not from here, and they'll be like, what's the
Speaker 2: big deal we have one?
Speaker 1: No, because just like raising canes, look at the line
Speaker 1: at the raising canes in Times Square. It's doing super
Speaker 1: well because New York is like home for everything. So
Speaker 1: if you put that there, please, it's like you don't
Speaker 1: even have to go to the South, just come to
Speaker 1: New York and you get like southern diner comfort food.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but those waffles would be like ten dollars unless
Speaker 2: they kept them cheap, just specifically for this pop up.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing, what, let's make a ton of money
Speaker 1: off this podcast one day become franchise owners of a
Speaker 1: waffle house. Okay, open up the Times Square waffle house.
Speaker 2: No, that would have to be a corporate thing. They
Speaker 2: wouldn't allow it. Corporate would have to do that.
Speaker 1: What can you just go with the pretend fantasy of
Speaker 1: opening up We are never making money off of this,
Speaker 1: why not franchise owners?
Speaker 2: You never know?
Speaker 1: And the minute I did bring up, you're like, actually,
Speaker 1: it requires much litigation. I believe it is it is
Speaker 1: a franchise. Owners do not get to just pick the location.
Speaker 1: It would go through a whole lengthy process of picking
Speaker 1: the location with it. Yes, corporate. I actually want to
Speaker 1: go to the museum in Georgia. There's a museum, a
Speaker 1: waffle house museum. It's only opened like one day a
Speaker 1: month or something, but I want to go see it.
Speaker 1: They invited me there for the grand opening. Wow. I
Speaker 1: just couldn't couldn't get there. They told you pay for
Speaker 1: your own way, but we want you there.
Speaker 2: Well, may not gonna fly me to Georgia to see
Speaker 2: the museum.
Speaker 1: Give you an influencer. You'd think they gave.
Speaker 2: Me an invite to the big grand opening.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's because they know you're like a Birthday Club
Speaker 1: member and they were just like, just send it out
Speaker 1: to everybody who's a Birthday Club member.
Speaker 2: I'm a regular. I'm a regular. That's what they call
Speaker 2: their rewards members regulars.
Speaker 1: Oh that's nice.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Hello.
Speaker 2: Did you see the cracker barrel change the logo?
Speaker 1: Yeah? And they changing the whole interior of the stores.
Speaker 1: You've seen what the interiors?
Speaker 3: I don't like.
Speaker 2: You just leave it alone.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Some new CEO probably came in and
Speaker 1: he's about to be fired, I'm sure or she Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's very true. Honestly, I don't really get the rebrand.
Speaker 1: I really liked the old man just sitting there with
Speaker 1: the barrel, yeah right, yeah, sitting on the porch. Yes,
Speaker 1: there's a little rocking chair.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And the insides of it just kind of look like
Speaker 1: a turning point. Now.
Speaker 2: I think you'd go in there and it's just a
Speaker 2: comforting thing because it's the old general store and all
Speaker 2: the old everything.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean that was a little hokey. It kind
Speaker 1: of felt a little Disney, But.
Speaker 2: We like hokey. Yeah, Oky's why we go.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm not a big cracker barrel Yeah right, me neither.
Speaker 1: I mean, do you know that Megan and I had
Speaker 1: our first date a cracker barrel? Oh? Adorable.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't be surprised because all you do is he
Speaker 2: crept food.
Speaker 1: So I never said anything.
Speaker 2: You thought it.
Speaker 1: I didn't thought it. I promise I didn't. Okay, but
Speaker 1: are you still a CPK Black card member Elite?
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm still elite. I am. Actually, as a matter
Speaker 2: of fact, I have to go there this weekend because
Speaker 2: my free birthday meal expires. At the end of the month,
Speaker 2: I getta whatever, dud. I'm a salmon guy. I love
Speaker 2: this cedar plank salmon. No fetta on the corn though,
Speaker 2: no feta. They already know. She comes over, Rosa comes over,
Speaker 2: and she goes hey, babies, and she brings over an
Speaker 2: iced tea and a strawberry lemonade right away, and she
Speaker 2: says the regular, and I'm like, yuck. She brings to
Speaker 2: my salmon, no fetta on the corn, and she brings
Speaker 2: Cooper or Margaret a pizza. No basil, she knows. And
Speaker 2: she brings the bread out with oil and butter. Wow,
Speaker 2: because I gotta have both. That's my order there.
Speaker 1: You know what. I'm happy. What happens when you like
Speaker 1: change it one day?
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I'm going off the board today. I'm gonna have
Speaker 2: the spinach feta chini with meat sauce, add mushroom please. What. Wow.
Speaker 1: This is the perks of being an elite member. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm elite, bro get to cut the line.
Speaker 2: I've never had to use that yet I would. I
Speaker 2: don't think I would do it because I would just
Speaker 2: feel like a dick. I'm gonna excuse me, excuse me.
Speaker 2: I'm elite excuse me, excuse me. Elite here, especially on
Speaker 2: Long Island, some guys would just be like, yes, so
Speaker 2: what no, I mean I go out for dinner like
Speaker 2: five thirty, so there's never a weight. Oh I'm an
Speaker 2: early bird. Yeah, you know, getting up there, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: pull my pants up. It's gonna be a or well
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Sixty five plus Medicaid Medicare. No, that's the
Speaker 2: next big milestone for you. But I'm gonna have health
Speaker 2: insurance on work. You don't get medicare. If you have
Speaker 2: health insurance, right, who knows where don't get work? This
Speaker 2: is so dusty and gross. I don't do they ever
Speaker 2: clean this.
Speaker 1: Place now, trusting I'm here sometimes when like the second
Speaker 1: shift comes in for the cleaning at night. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: not They pretty much just come in and just don't
Speaker 1: throw the headphones down, Bro, they're already broken. Seriously lace
Speaker 1: them nicely. I'm sorry. Look how the all the it's
Speaker 1: all coming apart. Yeah, I don't know how you did that.
Speaker 2: It could age age. Yeah, everything comes apart when it
Speaker 2: gets old. Everything.
Speaker 1: How's your scab?
Speaker 2: By the way, it's actually it's so weird, dude. It
Speaker 2: is like a month now or more. Look at it,
Speaker 2: it's still there.
Speaker 1: Are you still putting on neosporing?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: But I feel it. It hurts my little My first aid
Speaker 2: station on the sink in the bathroom is dwindling. I
Speaker 2: got rid of all the bandages and the wraps and everything.
Speaker 2: There's just a tiny tube of neosporing. But I haven't
Speaker 2: put it on a couple of days. Okay, So I
Speaker 2: think I'm gonna be all right.
Speaker 1: You will rebuild, you will survive.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, So what else, Andrew? I think we
Speaker 2: can go?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I think that's it. Yeah, this was fun. Thank
Speaker 1: you guys for joining us. Okay, stop before you get negative.
Speaker 1: Let's end on a high note. Nobody wants to hear it.
Speaker 1: We had a wonderful episode. We provided some extra content
Speaker 1: for our listeners. Let's end on a high all right,
Speaker 1: let's not bring it to negativity.
Speaker 2: Can we get a bowl chat banner for behind us?
Speaker 2: I want to, I want to change it. Sure, maybe
Speaker 2: Cooper will get that for me for my next birthday
Speaker 2: because she got me that great, because it weren't for Cooper.
Speaker 1: Just be a bare wall there, nothing right, you don't care,
Speaker 1: nobody cares.
Speaker 2: No, thank you for listening to boll Chat. This is
Speaker 2: where we just talk about whatever. It's the sister podcast
Speaker 2: to Serial Killers, which we put a new episode out
Speaker 2: every Monday. So check us out Monday for the big
Speaker 2: Oh when is this is? You're putting this up? Break
Speaker 2: right away?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: No? Next? So this three ninety nine is on Monday.
Speaker 1: This thing, dude, this thing? No, when's this airing right now?
Speaker 1: Like tomorrow? Oh? Okay, great, So make sure you're tuned
Speaker 1: in for Monday when we do episode three ninety nine.
Speaker 1: Episode four hundred's right around the corner.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gonna be huge.
Speaker 1: Yay.
Speaker 2: How many bol chats have we had? Can you count
Speaker 2: them up when you have a moment?
Speaker 1: Probably?
Speaker 2: Thanks, Thank you for listening. Until we see you next time,
Speaker 2: Andrews say clink clink cool alright, bye bye