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Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone

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Speaker 1: tappen Danielle phone time.

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Speaker 2: Oh boy, here all right, So Carol is playing a

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Speaker 2: tap on her husband, Chris. I am calling as their

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Speaker 2: kindergarten teacher for their daughter. You know, they have elf

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Speaker 2: on the shelf talk at school, and we've got an issue.

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Speaker 3: You were a phone tap from Danielle.

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Speaker 1: Let's listen in here we you go.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Hi?

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Speaker 1: Is this Megan's dead?

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Speaker 3: It Hi?

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Speaker 2: This is missus Blater from the kindergarten teacher from it

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Speaker 2: Will be an elementary.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, what's up?

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Speaker 1: All the kids come.

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Speaker 2: In every day and they talk about their elf on

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Speaker 2: the shelf and I know hers his name Pippen. And

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Speaker 2: she was saying to the kids that she heard mommy

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Speaker 2: and daddy in the room where Pippen was and Mommy

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Speaker 2: was screaming, and she thinks Santa is not going to

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Speaker 2: come now, yes, because And then I asked her, I said, well,

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Speaker 2: what are you talking about? And she said, Pippen was

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Speaker 2: in mommy and Daddy's room in the morning, hiding, and

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Speaker 2: mommy and Daddy were doing something and Mommy was screaming

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Speaker 2: and I don't know.

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Speaker 1: And then when she started to make like moaning sounds

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Speaker 1: like mommy was going.

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Speaker 3: Oh she did say this in front of the class.

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Speaker 1: She said it in front of her friends.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I mean, what is.

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Speaker 1: Going on at your house?

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Speaker 3: What? What's going on at my house?

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Speaker 1: Are you guys doing it in front of the elf

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Speaker 1: on the shelf?

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Speaker 3: What kind of questions? I think it's a very land

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Speaker 3: to have sex in front of an elf. I forgot

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Speaker 3: that thing was even there. It's just part of the

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Speaker 3: holiday decoration.

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Speaker 1: I'm guessing you know, you didn't even know she was listening.

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Speaker 1: She probably got up to go to the bathroom or something.

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Speaker 3: I had no idea she heard what was going on,

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Speaker 3: but she did, And.

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Speaker 2: Now every child in the kindergarten class also knows that

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Speaker 2: the elf on the shelfs so mommy and daddy having sex.

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Speaker 3: If my daughter did something embarrassing, I'm sorry, but this

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Speaker 3: is not the way to handles to call me at home.

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Speaker 3: My sex life is none of your understand that.

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Speaker 1: But I really think that you know, I.

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Speaker 3: Think you do understand it, because you keep talking to

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Speaker 3: me about this. This is none of your business.

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Speaker 2: Okay, But when the other children go home and tell

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Speaker 2: their parents this story, and then I have to deal

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Speaker 2: with the other parents calling.

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Speaker 3: Okay, how is that mom?

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Speaker 1: Excuse me, sir, how is that my problem?

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Speaker 3: When your childhood knows that I said? Like I said,

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Speaker 3: my sex life is none of your business. I'm sorry

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Speaker 3: if you create a problem for you, but it's not

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Speaker 3: my problem. And I don't need you call me up

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Speaker 3: at home and give me grief about my sex life

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Speaker 3: or what goes on my house. What goes on to

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Speaker 3: my house is none of your business.

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Speaker 1: Because it becomes my business when all of a sudden

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Speaker 1: the children in mine affecting.

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Speaker 3: I apologize all these people or something. For God's sake, Lady,

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Speaker 3: what do you want from me?

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Speaker 2: You up on me?

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Speaker 3: All right?

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Speaker 1: So you're going to call him and we're just going

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Speaker 1: to listen in.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I'm talking about the store on the way home.

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Speaker 3: Do you have any ideas what you want for dinner?

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Speaker 3: Chicken sounds good? Yeah, I don't get some time. You

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Speaker 3: will not believe what this happened. Megan's future called why.

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Speaker 3: Megan was telling everybody about the elf on the shelf

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Speaker 3: at school. She heard you and me having sex and

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Speaker 3: the elf on the shelf in the room, and she

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Speaker 3: heard you making noise. She heard you yelling and screaming

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Speaker 3: and moaning and and wait, well, I know I can't

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Speaker 3: believe this, so that wait wait.

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Speaker 2: Wait wait, somebody called and told you this.

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Speaker 3: Megan was telling everybody this at school, and Missus Willard

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Speaker 3: was in there listening to it. But then Missus Order

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Speaker 3: calls me and she says, what kind of the hell

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Speaker 3: did you guys do in there? What are you guys

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Speaker 3: doing it? I kind of went off on her. You

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Speaker 3: yelled at the teacher. She tested me. I know, but

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Speaker 3: what is she doing call me about my sex life?

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Speaker 3: At least she didn't walk in on us, right if

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Speaker 3: she saw you there in those nice little across those

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Speaker 3: dandies that I just got.

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Speaker 1: I was there.

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Speaker 3: I know. You don't have to describe it. Man in

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Speaker 3: the cris, I know, stop coming out. Why don't you

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Speaker 3: come on home. Don't stop something, Please stop stop what

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Speaker 3: You're embarrassing me. You're embarrassing me, You're embarrassed on You

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Speaker 3: were not embarrassed the other night you were in you

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Speaker 3: were I know, I know, Stop it now. Okay, what

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Speaker 3: is your problem? What is going on? Stop you being recorded?

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Speaker 3: Right now? By who you are being recorded? Okay, you're

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Speaker 3: being reported by me. What, what the hell is going on?

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Speaker 3: We're trying to phone tat you? What?

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Speaker 1: Yes, this is.

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Speaker 2: Danielle man Arrow from Elvis Durant in the Morning shown.

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Speaker 3: My parents listen to this. Yeah, I know. I'm just

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Speaker 3: trying to talk to you. Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: The Elvis Duran phone tap. This phone tab was pre

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Speaker 1: recorded with permission granted by all participates.

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Speaker 2: The Elvis Duran phone tab only on Elvis Duran in

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Speaker 2: the Morning Show