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Speaker 1: He's another. Hello. Hi is this Leslie? This is hey Leslie.

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Speaker 1: My name is Toby. You don't know me, but I

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Speaker 1: got your number from a friend. I'm in your psychology class. Um, okay,

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Speaker 1: I know it's kind of awkward. Yeah, I know it's

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Speaker 1: I know it's kind of awkward. Um. I heard you

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Speaker 1: broke up with your boyfriend recently, and I just want

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Speaker 1: to know if you're open to dating anybody yet. I'm sorry, Wait,

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Speaker 1: tell me who you are again. My name is Toby.

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Speaker 1: I'm in your psychology class I sit like a few

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Speaker 1: rods behind you usually. Okay, I'm sorry. I don't know

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Speaker 1: who you are, and I know you don't, but I

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Speaker 1: overheard you saying that you broke up with your boyfriend.

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Speaker 1: So I talked to somebody who knows you, got your

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Speaker 1: phone number and thought i'd give you a call. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: this is just weird. I've never gotten a call like

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Speaker 1: this before, so I know it is. But just hear

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Speaker 1: me out for a second. I know it's kind of

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Speaker 1: a weird phone call, but I know somebody who would

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Speaker 1: really like to go out with you. So you're calling

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Speaker 1: for someone else? Yeah? What? Like? I'm so confused by

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Speaker 1: this whole thing. My buddy wants to know if you'll

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Speaker 1: go out with him. You know him, his name is professor.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what our psychology professor? The psychology professor wants

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Speaker 1: to go out with me? And yeah, had you call? Yeah? Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Him and I were talking after class yesterday and he

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Speaker 1: heard you were back on the market, so he wanted

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Speaker 1: me to ask you, what's up? So what's up? Dude?

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Speaker 1: This is disgusting. He's he's like fifty something. I don't

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Speaker 1: even this. I'm sorry, seven's fifty seven. He's fifty seven. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's even worse. This is so well, Okay, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: Is this so real? Yeah? I am. I have like

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Speaker 1: goosebumps right now. I'm told disturbed by this. This is

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Speaker 1: so weird. So the signs that you've been giving him,

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Speaker 1: he's imagining those. Yeah, he's mad. I have given zero signs.

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Speaker 1: This is ill because he and I were talking after

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Speaker 1: class and he was like, oh man, that girl Leslie

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Speaker 1: won't stop looking at me because he's teaching the class.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, that is disgusting. You know, I don't

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Speaker 1: why were you talking to him about I'm freaking out.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, this is like, don't freak out. Hey, don't

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Speaker 1: freak out. That's it. Don't freak out. It's all good.

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Speaker 1: I do not freak out. He's like my dad's age,

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Speaker 1: and give him if you give him. If you went

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Speaker 1: out with him on one date, you would see that

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Speaker 1: he's way more than just like an older looking guy.

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Speaker 1: There's a lot more to him. So what is your deal, Like,

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Speaker 1: why would you even be doing this? What do you

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Speaker 1: get out of it? He's just my friend. Why would

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Speaker 1: you be his friend? And why would you try and

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Speaker 1: help him get a date with a college girl? Because

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Speaker 1: he's cool, glock, cooler than you, cool, cooler than you.

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Speaker 1: Obviously it's cool. One night at a party, Professor took

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Speaker 1: a hit off a joint at a beer bongd that

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Speaker 1: snorted a line off somebody's back, like all in one.

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Speaker 1: It was in one beat. It was amazing. Literally, these

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Speaker 1: are all reasons why I would never go out with him.

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Speaker 1: It's really too bad. You just can't hang out with him.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'd hate to see your grades fall. Whoa

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Speaker 1: my grades? Like I would get punished for not going

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Speaker 1: out with him. I didn't say that, Well, then, what

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Speaker 1: are you? What are you implying? I'm just saying that

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Speaker 1: he's got a lot of kids in his class, and

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Speaker 1: usually kids who stand out tend to get better grades,

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Speaker 1: and there's no better way to stand out than actually

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Speaker 1: meeting him for him, I didn't say that unless that's

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Speaker 1: what you wanted to do. Oh my, I might get

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Speaker 1: a loss for words. I don't even know what to say.

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Speaker 1: I can guarantee grades could be affected by this is

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Speaker 1: not fair. I guarantee if you do what you just said,

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Speaker 1: you're you're gonna get an A. Yeah, I would never

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Speaker 1: do that. Oh all right, Well that's too bad. You

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Speaker 1: know what, you little Toby. I'm gonna find out who

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Speaker 1: you are, and then I'm gonna talk to your counselors,

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Speaker 1: and then I'm gonna talk to the dean so that

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Speaker 1: he can fire this professor. And then I don't know, Leslie, Leslie, Leslie, Leslie, Leslie,

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Speaker 1: don't get the professor in trouble. He didn't have anything

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Speaker 1: to do with this, and don't hang up the phone. Wait,

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Speaker 1: what do you mean he didn't have anything to do

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Speaker 1: with it? Because this is actually Jewel from Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jewil in the morning, I'm moving ninety two point five

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Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. What it's a prank

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Speaker 1: phone call. Your friend Megan set you up. Wait. I

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Speaker 1: can't believe that Megan did this. She thought she would

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Speaker 1: make you laugh after your tough breakup, and no better

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Speaker 1: way to do that than sleeping with one of your professors. Right. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: now that I put it in your head, you're thinking

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Speaker 1: about it though, aren't you. Yeah? Oh my god, No,

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Speaker 1: you go out and get those good grades, girl, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: get that egg. Wake up every morning with jugal phone

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Speaker 1: taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Fly on ruin NY

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Speaker 1: two point five, bigging out the box from wherever I

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Speaker 1: stay them my wrong, saying attitude another way. I am

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Speaker 1: trying to do what everybody else doing, just because everybody

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Speaker 1: doing what they are