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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season seventeen, episode three,

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Speaker 1: after Daily's Like guys for February seven, two ten. My

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Speaker 1: name is Jack O'Brien. A kay, Yeah, I helped my

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Speaker 1: uncle Jack off a horse that is courtesy of at

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Speaker 1: nine point November, and I'm joined by my co host,

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Speaker 1: Mr Miles Gray. Yes, that was an interesting a K,

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Speaker 1: but I'm gonna redeem you with mine because we got

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Speaker 1: goes into something like this, if you want to go

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Speaker 1: and get O'Brien with me, the hell in the back

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Speaker 1: of the benzy? Oh Miles, must that be this great

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Speaker 1: ray YouTube? Chapman, Rice, you have been hitting us with

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Speaker 1: some fire a K so fire that we like they

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Speaker 1: take time to prepare, so we have some more from you.

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Speaker 1: But thank you Chapman for that one. It's fire fire AKA,

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Speaker 1: and thank you for to nine point November because I

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Speaker 1: regardless of what Miles said, I love that AK. I

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Speaker 1: mean I brings you back to elementary cool when that

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Speaker 1: joke was made nonstopped. Oh really yeah, a lot of

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Speaker 1: Jack jokes, uh, And we are thrilled to be joined

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Speaker 1: by a Jack of a different sort, Mr Jack very

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Speaker 1: funny co host of The Culture King What up? What up? Man?

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Speaker 1: How you doing? I'm good man, thrilled to have you.

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Speaker 1: I've seen you guys three times this week. Yeahday a lot. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: practically dated. We're all in love now, guys. What what

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Speaker 1: is something from your search history? Uh? That's revealing about

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Speaker 1: who you are? Somebody? Oh, TJ. I just looked up

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Speaker 1: t J Henderson. T J Henderson was a character on

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Speaker 1: Smart Guy. And somebody posted on my Twitter, which I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to get my Twitter following up, guys, so follow me.

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Speaker 1: Somebody said that I looked like t J Henderson from

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Speaker 1: Smart Guy, which is Mari ten Tamara's brother, and I

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Speaker 1: forgot how he looked and I looked it up, and

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Speaker 1: I want to say bless you to that person because

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Speaker 1: he's an attractive dude and I love it. Man. So

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Speaker 1: if that's how I looked at you, man. He used

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Speaker 1: to play UH at a rival high school. When I

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Speaker 1: was playing UH, I wasn't I was. I was in

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Speaker 1: the band. I wasn't out there playing football because I

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Speaker 1: liked my summer vacation. But whenever we would play them,

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Speaker 1: everyone going Smart Guy and he was like a tailback.

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Speaker 1: He got fucking destroyed one player I remember, and we

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Speaker 1: were like, meanwhile, I was holding a trumpet, but that

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Speaker 1: was so yeah, that's right, taj Maori got you notre

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Speaker 1: Dame Knights up in here, and you look like me exactly.

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Speaker 1: So what's up now? So what's up now? Jackies? What's

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Speaker 1: something you think is underrated? Underrated? Wrestling? Professional wrestling? You

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Speaker 1: think it's underrated. I think it's underrated because people always

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Speaker 1: say it's bullshit. Yeah, okay, it's not bullshit. Stories are

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Speaker 1: it's soap operus for man, it's scripted. Guys, you've heard this.

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Speaker 1: It's not fake. You can't fake a fall. You can't

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Speaker 1: fake well, they do fake the blood, but they fake

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Speaker 1: it by cutting. They blade, but that's so blood. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and sometimes they fall off ladders. You can't fake that.

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Speaker 1: Tell me that Steve that Stone Coast, Steve Ox and

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Speaker 1: blood face at Royal Rumble was fake. That wasn't fake that.

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Speaker 1: That was real blood. And you know what else, I'm

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Speaker 1: an actor. It really bothers me when actors say wrestling

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Speaker 1: it's bullshit. Man, tell me you wouldn't want to come out,

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Speaker 1: step through a curtain and have fifteen thousand people screaming

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Speaker 1: your name three days a week. Man, that's a dream.

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Speaker 1: For every actor. Man, that's a dream, especially if you're

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Speaker 1: in theater, because wrestling is theater, stage, combat, and improv

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Speaker 1: all in one, and they're strong. That's why the Rocket

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Speaker 1: is one the best exactly. I mean for the millions

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Speaker 1: if you're s oh Man were. I loved wrestling. I

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Speaker 1: still I still can't. I stopped watching when The Rock

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Speaker 1: was like, oh, ship, yeah, Rocky, he's some moment. Yeah yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I P I. You know, here is he blazing? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: What's what's the take from me? And I'm black? Uh

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Speaker 1: so yeah that's black. He's a slap that sounds We'll

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Speaker 1: just keep it m P I P I oh um. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I haven't watched pro wrestling since I was a kid,

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Speaker 1: but we had a big wrestling fan at Cracked who

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Speaker 1: wrote about it a lot, and there's some crazy stories

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Speaker 1: about like dudes getting into car accidents and then like

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Speaker 1: having to stay in character because Vince McMahon was like,

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Speaker 1: if I see you getting out of character around like

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Speaker 1: So they like would stay in character no matter what.

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Speaker 1: The ultimate wars like yeah he grabs, but they were

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Speaker 1: this relationship with one day. Right. Oh no, who's your

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Speaker 1: favorite wrestled all time? The rock Stone call very close second. Uh. Currently,

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Speaker 1: would say probably Sasha Banks is up there female wrestler.

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Speaker 1: She's dope as hell. Uh And I don't know, man

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Speaker 1: like all the men wrestlers are just borring sometimes in whack.

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Speaker 1: But that's why I really like Mike Foli man kind

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Speaker 1: because also like brand was crazy. Yeah, he's like I

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Speaker 1: have socked and I will just gag you with this

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Speaker 1: sock in your mouth. Yeah, what is what is Saco?

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Speaker 1: Sacho was his sock that he would put on his hand.

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Speaker 1: He woul hit with that claw like his finishing moves disgusting,

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Speaker 1: but he's amazing, and that was his finishing move. I love.

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Speaker 1: This is something else I love about wrestling, how you

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Speaker 1: but mankind puts a sock in your mouth like you

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Speaker 1: or Rikishi would just make you eat his ass. Yeahsn't

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Speaker 1: even talked about that. You're like, wow, some of the

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Speaker 1: idea that they should be cast like superheroes and that

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Speaker 1: they should just be able to recast Hulk Hogan into

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Speaker 1: like as a new dude like that, like doctor Who. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: like Doctor Who. No man because especially now in wrestling today,

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Speaker 1: curtain on cavet uh So a lot of these people

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Speaker 1: now are larger than life. Like if they would do

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Speaker 1: would be you know, no John c Know who's kind

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Speaker 1: a really nice guy. Yeah, I did video him, like

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Speaker 1: uh back in my old job where I didn't realize

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Speaker 1: how much of a prolific make a wish is the

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Speaker 1: most most the most prolific wish and he loves it. Man.

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Speaker 1: It's not even like on some pr ship I think,

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Speaker 1: I hope, I don't know. I don't know how picture

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Speaker 1: ship comes out. And people like, you know what, John

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Speaker 1: does that. It's not a zero sum game. Okay, people

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Speaker 1: can be really nice before people come at me on right,

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Speaker 1: all right? What is something uh that you think is overrated? Soshi?

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Speaker 1: So so sorry, sorry, miles, I have to keepe for

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Speaker 1: my country. Let me tell Let me tell you why.

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Speaker 1: First of all, I will put this this out there.

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Speaker 1: I'm not a seafood fan in so I will say

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Speaker 1: that so from an outside perspective, looking in is the

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Speaker 1: epitome of presentation means everything because it's just raw fish.

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Speaker 1: I don't like. You could go in the ocean, pull

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Speaker 1: It's the same thing on the boat go bare hand. Well,

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Speaker 1: I mean all right, so they opened it up and

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Speaker 1: they cut it, but then they then you just eat

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Speaker 1: the inside. I don't get it. It's presentation. I understand. Yes,

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Speaker 1: if you don't like seafood, then you don't get the

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Speaker 1: magic of how good like their high quality fish seems

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Speaker 1: and presentation. You know, that is it's part of the

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Speaker 1: expecting the ingredients anything. My sushi made by a sushi

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Speaker 1: weirdest thing about sushi shots. They're like, no, women, their

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Speaker 1: problematic exactly. I'm so sorry. Look I'm just getting I'm

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Speaker 1: getting I'm getting sick. But yeah, you know that is

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Speaker 1: I can't defend that. But yes, I feel like women,

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Speaker 1: you know, they can make sushi just the same because

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Speaker 1: my mom fucking makes it, and a lot of people's

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Speaker 1: mom's Japanese moms make that and they throw it down.

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Speaker 1: So but you were saying that, like you don't you

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Speaker 1: don't want people doing homemade sushi, right, I don't care. Look,

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Speaker 1: I'm not here to fucking rain on anybody's parade. You

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Speaker 1: want to make sushi, go ahead, but don't like flex

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Speaker 1: you're fucking jero. Um, have you had sugar fish? I

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Speaker 1: feel like sugarfish is sushi for people who don't don't

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Speaker 1: raw fish. I'm not gonna ask a vegetarian steak tartar

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Speaker 1: and like, how do you mean you don't like this? Horse? Right? Exactly?

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Speaker 1: All right? So I was just watching last night a

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Speaker 1: it's about his It's about him when he went to

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Speaker 1: Oh I always see that image when I do it,

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Speaker 1: it's pretty good actually, uh. And like there's this myth

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Speaker 1: he wasn't. Like he started getting good, to start getting

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Speaker 1: like he retired from basketball and then the next week

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Speaker 1: goat and snowboarding. She's seventeen. She is a Korean American

424
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Speaker 1: young woman who is apparently going to be People are

425
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Speaker 1: banging on her being sort of the star of the Olympics.

426
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:43,440
Speaker 1: So shout out to the Korean American community. Yeah, it's insane,

427
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:48,000
Speaker 1: like the N sixty four game Snowboarding Come to life.

428
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Speaker 1: That's how many That's three that's three rotations, Yes it is. Yeah,

429
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:53,679
Speaker 1: it's so many that I can't do that math in

430
00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:58,800
Speaker 1: my head. Man, I played so much Tony Hawking snowboarding.

431
00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:03,199
Speaker 1: Good at those in three sixty multiplayers or whatever. You right? Anyway,

432
00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:06,480
Speaker 1: all right, we're gonna take a quick break and we'll

433
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:19,160
Speaker 1: be right back. And we're back. Um, so we're running along,

434
00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:23,399
Speaker 1: but we have to get into uh this Quincy Jones interview.

435
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Speaker 1: Uh he went as the headline on our doc here

436
00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:33,320
Speaker 1: says he went in. He goes on many topics. Yeah,

437
00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:35,880
Speaker 1: so Miles, you're gonna just take us. I'm just gonna

438
00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:38,680
Speaker 1: read the best moment. So, yeah, he's got a he's

439
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:41,440
Speaker 1: about turn eighty five, a Netflix document blah blah blah,

440
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:46,680
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter, documentary coming. Yes, he's in this article

441
00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:48,119
Speaker 1: says he's in the midst of victory lap ahead of

442
00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:50,240
Speaker 1: his turning eighty five in March, and Netflix documentary to

443
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:52,720
Speaker 1: CBS special hosted by Oprah that are all on the

444
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Speaker 1: horizon and we all know. Quincy Jones, a prolific music producer,

445
00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:58,280
Speaker 1: has worked with the best and he has a right

446
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Speaker 1: to have an opinion on many things because he has

447
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:03,840
Speaker 1: he has seen it all. He even played uh, you know,

448
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:07,600
Speaker 1: jazz with a fucking Benito Mussolini's son. Okay, so that's

449
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:09,720
Speaker 1: even in this article. But let me just go through

450
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:13,280
Speaker 1: some of the hotter takes in here. So, uh, they

451
00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:15,320
Speaker 1: go through the usual stuff, they get to Michael Jackson

452
00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:18,679
Speaker 1: and they so this is him on Michael Jackson produced

453
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Speaker 1: Thriller right, yes, a little little out album. Yes, uh,

454
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:25,560
Speaker 1: some people may have heard of it. Uh. So he

455
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:28,679
Speaker 1: says about Michael Jackson. I hate to get into this publicly,

456
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:30,199
Speaker 1: but Michael stole a lot of stuff. He stole a

457
00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:32,879
Speaker 1: lot of songs like Donna, Summer, State of Independence, Ambila,

458
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:35,240
Speaker 1: Jean the Nose, Don't lie man. He was as Macavillian

459
00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:37,520
Speaker 1: as they come. And he says, they go on. He

460
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:39,439
Speaker 1: sort of explains a little more about how he's like

461
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:41,840
Speaker 1: always kind of taking sections of song and making his own,

462
00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:47,560
Speaker 1: which is fine because everything is Yeah. They yeah, it

463
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:49,919
Speaker 1: sounds like it's the same notes, like he said, but

464
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:53,280
Speaker 1: it's definitely sped up. And I still think Michael Jackson

465
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:56,879
Speaker 1: is a genius for remembering that bassline and being like Oh,

466
00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:59,479
Speaker 1: I'll take that, slow it down, put it here and

467
00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:02,639
Speaker 1: make the greatest pop. And then he said what about

468
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:05,040
Speaker 1: The interview asked, what about outside of music? What's misunderstood

469
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:07,119
Speaker 1: about Michael? I used to kill him about the plastic

470
00:27:07,119 --> 00:27:09,560
Speaker 1: surgery man. He'd always justified and say it was because

471
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:14,399
Speaker 1: of some disease he had. That was bullshit. And then

472
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:16,320
Speaker 1: they're like, well, how much were his problems wrapped up

473
00:27:16,359 --> 00:27:18,399
Speaker 1: with fame? You mean the way he looked? He had

474
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:20,000
Speaker 1: a problem with his looks because his father told him

475
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:21,760
Speaker 1: he was ugly and abused him. What do you expect?

476
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,280
Speaker 1: And there's like, yeah, you know, a strange juxtaposition. How

477
00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:27,560
Speaker 1: Michael's music was joyous but his life seems sadder and

478
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:31,160
Speaker 1: more odd as time goes by, and quin he says, yes,

479
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:33,159
Speaker 1: but at the end, Michael's problem was proper fall and

480
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:35,400
Speaker 1: that problem affects everyone. Doesn't matter if you're famous. Big

481
00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:37,919
Speaker 1: Farmer making Oxycon and all that ship is a serious thing.

482
00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:39,600
Speaker 1: I was around the White House for eight years with

483
00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:42,160
Speaker 1: the Clintons, and I learned about how much influence Big

484
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:46,600
Speaker 1: Farmer has. It's no joke. What's your sign? Man? And

485
00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:51,520
Speaker 1: the interviews like, uh, pisces me too. It's a great sign. Uh.

486
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:54,359
Speaker 1: And then he goes on, you just mentioned the Clintons,

487
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:57,000
Speaker 1: who are your friends, friends of yours? Why is there

488
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,560
Speaker 1: still such visceral dislike of them? What are other people

489
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:01,800
Speaker 1: not see being in Hillary for example, that you see

490
00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:04,240
Speaker 1: And he goes it's because there's a side of her

491
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:07,560
Speaker 1: when you keep secrets. Day backfired. Interview goes on, like

492
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:10,040
Speaker 1: what secrets? Man? This is something else I shouldn't be

493
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:13,880
Speaker 1: talking about. Interview goes, well, you seem to know a lot.

494
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:19,159
Speaker 1: I know too much, man, what's something you wish you

495
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:24,640
Speaker 1: didn't know? Who killed Kennedy? And then interview goes on,

496
00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:28,200
Speaker 1: who did it? Man? Chicago mobster Sam Joan Connor? Man,

497
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:30,520
Speaker 1: the connection was there between Sinatra and the mafia and Kennedy.

498
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:32,600
Speaker 1: Joe Kennedy. Man, he was a bad man. He came

499
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:34,560
Speaker 1: to Frank to have him talk to Gian Connor about

500
00:28:34,560 --> 00:28:37,040
Speaker 1: getting votes in Illinois and they're like, yes, we've heard

501
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:40,960
Speaker 1: this theory before that the mom helped win Illinois for Kennedy.

502
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:43,200
Speaker 1: And he goes on, man, we shouldn't be talking about

503
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:47,600
Speaker 1: this publicly. Where are you from? And he's like Toronto.

504
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:50,960
Speaker 1: So that's that's how they sort of interviews going like

505
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,200
Speaker 1: he's got a lot of interesting things. Then just like

506
00:28:53,320 --> 00:29:03,440
Speaker 1: drop an earth shadow, what's uh so? Then they go

507
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:05,640
Speaker 1: on a little bit later, then they kind of get

508
00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:08,600
Speaker 1: to more current events, like sort of the me too movement.

509
00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:11,320
Speaker 1: He says, Well, we've obviously been learning more lately about

510
00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:14,120
Speaker 1: how just how corrosive the entertainment industry can be for women.

511
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:16,280
Speaker 1: As someone who's worked in the business at the highest

512
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:18,920
Speaker 1: levels for so many years, do all the recent revelations

513
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:21,760
Speaker 1: come as a surprise. No, man, women had to put

514
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:24,000
Speaker 1: up with that fucked up ship. Women and brothers, we're

515
00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:26,240
Speaker 1: both dealing with the glass ceiling. But what about the

516
00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:28,760
Speaker 1: alleged behavior of a friend of yours like Bill Cosby?

517
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:30,640
Speaker 1: Is it hard to square what he's been accused of

518
00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:32,480
Speaker 1: with the person you know, it was all of them,

519
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:37,200
Speaker 1: Brett Ratner, Weinstein, Weinstein, Man, he's a job motherfucker, would

520
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:42,000
Speaker 1: wouldn't return my five, calls a bully return my five,

521
00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:45,680
Speaker 1: and he's a bully. He called him a jive motherfucker,

522
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:49,040
Speaker 1: Like this is dolomite or something. What about Cosby? Though?

523
00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:52,480
Speaker 1: What about it? Where the allegations and surprised to you? Man,

524
00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:54,680
Speaker 1: we can't talk about this in public. Man, I'm surprised

525
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:57,360
Speaker 1: he didn't pivot that was to be like, hey, man,

526
00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:59,959
Speaker 1: who does your hair? That what happens? So then they

527
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:03,360
Speaker 1: go into then they start talking about racism, like you know,

528
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:06,440
Speaker 1: this modern age and like white nationalism that's popping up.

529
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:09,480
Speaker 1: And the interview asked what stirred everything up? Is it

530
00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:12,680
Speaker 1: all about Trump? Is um uh? And Quincy replies, it's Trump,

531
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:15,160
Speaker 1: an uneducated rednecks man. Trump is just telling them what

532
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:16,719
Speaker 1: they want to hear. I used to hang out with him.

533
00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:20,960
Speaker 1: He's a crazy motherfucker, limited mentally, a megalomaniac, narcissistic. I

534
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:22,720
Speaker 1: can't stand him. I used to dat av Anka, you

535
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:29,440
Speaker 1: know what, he's dating vodka? So obviously his daughter yes?

536
00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:33,760
Speaker 1: His daughter says, wait, really yes, sir. Twelve years ago,

537
00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:37,560
Speaker 1: Tommy Hill figure who was working with my daughter Cadata, said, quote,

538
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:39,880
Speaker 1: Ivanka wants to have dinner with you. I said, no problem.

539
00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:44,680
Speaker 1: She's a fine motherfucker. She had the most beautiful legs

540
00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:49,880
Speaker 1: I ever saw in my life. Wrong, father, though, Quincy

541
00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:57,360
Speaker 1: is a fucking fool man. What do you think that

542
00:30:57,480 --> 00:31:00,640
Speaker 1: date was? Like? Oh my god, I I just have

543
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:02,840
Speaker 1: to take a sing for that when I still have

544
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,120
Speaker 1: the process would be like just how he has like,

545
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:10,600
Speaker 1: you know, I should dati Vanka twelve years ago at

546
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:13,160
Speaker 1: the time, like in her early twenties at that time. One, No,

547
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:16,360
Speaker 1: she's I think like or something like right, So twelve

548
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:18,280
Speaker 1: years ago she would have been twenty five. Twelve years

549
00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:22,160
Speaker 1: ago for eighty five year old would have been seventy three. Yeah,

550
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:25,360
Speaker 1: she would have been. And he's see at the time

551
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:28,400
Speaker 1: if they dated, I don't know. Look, I don't know

552
00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:30,560
Speaker 1: what happened with that, but that's just so weird that

553
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:34,200
Speaker 1: she was even like, we need more old people to

554
00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:37,720
Speaker 1: dining with you. So also entirely possible that she was

555
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:40,320
Speaker 1: just like I had a business proposal for him maybe

556
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:44,720
Speaker 1: and he was like she didn't get trying to get it.

557
00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:49,520
Speaker 1: Has He's like kind of a prolific father, you know

558
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:53,880
Speaker 1: what I mean, because data anything, he has women like

559
00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:56,600
Speaker 1: your children, like four other women, so you know, he

560
00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:59,000
Speaker 1: gets out there. And so anyway, they move on to

561
00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:03,760
Speaker 1: the Beatles ship ready for the Fuego take. So he

562
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:06,040
Speaker 1: says he talks about Paul that he said, how was

563
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:07,440
Speaker 1: it like when you first heard rock? And he said

564
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:09,080
Speaker 1: something like, man, just sounds like white boys trying to

565
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:11,200
Speaker 1: rhythm and blues. He's like, you know, I knew Paul

566
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:13,520
Speaker 1: McCartney was twenty one. And then the guy says, what

567
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:15,680
Speaker 1: were your first impressions of the Beatles? That they were

568
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:18,400
Speaker 1: the worst musicians in the world. They were no playing,

569
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:21,040
Speaker 1: motherfucker's Paul was the worst bass player I ever heard,

570
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:23,479
Speaker 1: and Ringo don't even talk about it. I remember once

571
00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:25,520
Speaker 1: we were in the studio with George Martin and Ringo

572
00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:28,160
Speaker 1: had taken three hours for a four bar thing. He

573
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:30,200
Speaker 1: was trying to fix on the song. He couldn't get it.

574
00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:34,480
Speaker 1: We said, mate, why don't you get some logger in line,

575
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:36,600
Speaker 1: some shepherd's pie and take an hour and a half

576
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:38,760
Speaker 1: and relax a little bit. So he did, and we

577
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:41,720
Speaker 1: called Ronnie Varrell, a jazz drummer. Ronnie came in for

578
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:44,720
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes and toward a Ringo comes back and says, George,

579
00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:46,760
Speaker 1: can you play it back for me one more time?

580
00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:49,800
Speaker 1: So George did. Ringo says that didn't sound so bad,

581
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:53,880
Speaker 1: and I said, yeah, motherfucker, because it ain't you great

582
00:32:53,920 --> 00:33:03,520
Speaker 1: guy though, Yo. Pivots, the pivots in this are like

583
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:07,920
Speaker 1: a la jahwan ye. His footwork on these pivots, so

584
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:10,720
Speaker 1: they're unbelow the way he can just sort of diffuse

585
00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:16,239
Speaker 1: something so crazy, great question. Jenales just became my favorite person. Man.

586
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:18,600
Speaker 1: Then there's one where he talks about Marlon Brando. This

587
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:20,880
Speaker 1: is just a funny thing where he says, you know,

588
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:23,400
Speaker 1: Marlon Brando and I we should go chat dancing. And

589
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:25,440
Speaker 1: he could dance his ass off. He was the most

590
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:28,400
Speaker 1: charming motherfucker you ever met. He fucked anything anything. He

591
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:32,240
Speaker 1: fuck a mailbox, James Baldwin, Richard pryor, Marvin Gay. He

592
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:35,680
Speaker 1: slept with him. How do you know that? Come on, man,

593
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:37,800
Speaker 1: he did not give a fuck you like Brazilian music.

594
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:47,320
Speaker 1: He said he fucked Marvin. Yeah, I don't know. I

595
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:50,520
Speaker 1: don't know if he was James Baldwin. I don't know

596
00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:52,719
Speaker 1: if he's saying that James Baldwin. Fuck, Like, are they

597
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:54,920
Speaker 1: are James Baldwin, Richard prior, Marvin Gay, roll in that

598
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:58,280
Speaker 1: in that camp anything like that, they would suck anything

599
00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:00,280
Speaker 1: or that. It's hard to know when you're not, are you.

600
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:02,440
Speaker 1: But it's just so funny that he's like, wait, the

601
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:04,600
Speaker 1: guy even like he slept with them, and he's like,

602
00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:09,719
Speaker 1: come on, man, you even give music. Those pivots are

603
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:12,120
Speaker 1: just yet the next level. So I mean, that's that's

604
00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:14,200
Speaker 1: just a portion of it. He's still he talks about

605
00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:17,359
Speaker 1: playing with like I said, Muslini's son. He the one

606
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:19,399
Speaker 1: good thing, which I'm not I can't fully like read

607
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:21,640
Speaker 1: the quote back, but like he talks about like creatively

608
00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:24,040
Speaker 1: what was like sort of his X factor, and he's like,

609
00:34:24,120 --> 00:34:26,279
Speaker 1: you know, do you hear any innovation and music? He's like, no, man,

610
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:28,160
Speaker 1: because a lot of these people are chasing like rock

611
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:30,600
Speaker 1: vodka and fat farm okay, clearly taking shots of P

612
00:34:30,719 --> 00:34:34,600
Speaker 1: Diddy and uh and also about ten years late, yeah,

613
00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:39,560
Speaker 1: fat farm, fat Farm and sponsor I love baby fat

614
00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:43,080
Speaker 1: and apple bottom jeans. But he he was saying, like,

615
00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:44,960
Speaker 1: you know, the second you chase money, God leaves the

616
00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:47,399
Speaker 1: room and you're not gonna make that fire music, which

617
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:49,160
Speaker 1: is I mean, which I think is a really good

618
00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:51,879
Speaker 1: piece of advice for anyone never thinking about money when

619
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:54,280
Speaker 1: he was making Yeah, the second you consider an outside

620
00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:56,319
Speaker 1: audience and you were just not making art that's true

621
00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:58,320
Speaker 1: to you, Yeah, you've lost, which was to me the

622
00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:02,839
Speaker 1: most useful thing that I saw. He also talked about

623
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:05,279
Speaker 1: like the person's like would you ever date someone your

624
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:10,399
Speaker 1: your age? And he was like Pah, Yeah, I read

625
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:14,640
Speaker 1: something like maybe a few days ago, so this is

626
00:35:14,719 --> 00:35:16,880
Speaker 1: before this interview, or maybe it was something from this

627
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,759
Speaker 1: interview that he has twenty two girlfriends and they all

628
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:22,919
Speaker 1: know about each other. Is that right? Is that true? Yeah,

629
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:25,120
Speaker 1: that that's something that happened. Maybe that was like a

630
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:28,640
Speaker 1: Playboy interview. He's getting interviewed a lot, but uh, yeah,

631
00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:31,479
Speaker 1: there was. He he talked about how he had twenty

632
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Speaker 1: two girlfriends all over the world, like one in each

633
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Speaker 1: country that he visits. There's a he kind of makes

634
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Speaker 1: references that because the guy just says, uh, the interview asked, okay,

635
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Speaker 1: let me ask you a left field question in your memoir.

636
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:47,919
Speaker 1: There's a section where you talk about being a dog.

637
00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:51,840
Speaker 1: And he says, that's not what I was thinking of,

638
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:53,920
Speaker 1: but yeah, that's in there. I was thinking, it just

639
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:55,960
Speaker 1: goes on to this other thing like he I think

640
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:58,560
Speaker 1: thought he was alluding to that. Yeah, you want to

641
00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:02,840
Speaker 1: hear about the fucking right about it? No, No, I

642
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:05,919
Speaker 1: read your Playboy interview. We we got that. But yeah,

643
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:08,560
Speaker 1: and he talks about how like he's he's never dated

644
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:11,600
Speaker 1: a woman. I think they asked like what his expiration

645
00:36:11,719 --> 00:36:15,080
Speaker 1: date is and he says like thirties or forty or

646
00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:18,520
Speaker 1: something just stuck in the time warp. Yes, said Cindy

647
00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:20,959
Speaker 1: Lapper almost ruined We Are the World with her loud

648
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:25,560
Speaker 1: ass Jewelry had a blowout with her just to show

649
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:27,520
Speaker 1: you hit this man's ego. Though. One of the questions was,

650
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:29,680
Speaker 1: what's something you've worked on that should have been bigger?

651
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:32,279
Speaker 1: And he answers, what the funk are you talking about?

652
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:36,000
Speaker 1: I never had that problem. They were all big. So

653
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:39,279
Speaker 1: he's like LaVar Ball mixed with you. I mean, this dude,

654
00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:42,960
Speaker 1: he's I mean, but he he earned it. Yea and

655
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:45,200
Speaker 1: Trump were super talented. Yeah, I mean, he didn't earn

656
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:47,320
Speaker 1: to be problematic, but he definitely earns the right to

657
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:50,360
Speaker 1: talk ship because you know, nobody's on Quincy level. I

658
00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:53,279
Speaker 1: guess like he waited for a long time to be

659
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:57,839
Speaker 1: this unfiltered. I mean, when you're when you're an octogenarian,

660
00:36:57,960 --> 00:37:00,480
Speaker 1: you know, as we've seen it, you know, you begin

661
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:03,520
Speaker 1: to let loose a little bit, stop giving any fox

662
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:06,719
Speaker 1: at all. So, guys, yes, please check out that it's

663
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:10,000
Speaker 1: it's a wonderful read. And the interview was from what magazine?

664
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:15,360
Speaker 1: It was in Vulture Ulture? Damn great interview. Uh So,

665
00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:20,200
Speaker 1: we just wanted to talk about speaking of online outlets

666
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:26,400
Speaker 1: content providers. There was a story yesterday on split Cider

667
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:30,520
Speaker 1: are good friends at Split Cider about how, you know,

668
00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:36,279
Speaker 1: Funny or Die recently fired basically their entire editorial staff. Uh,

669
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:41,319
Speaker 1: and that's something that happened at Cracked not too long ago. Uh.

670
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:44,080
Speaker 1: They fired about I think twenty five people, a lot

671
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:47,200
Speaker 1: of the most talented creative people I've ever worked with.

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00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:53,719
Speaker 1: Uh and yeah, definitely, Uh, the most talented people. Uh,

673
00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:59,040
Speaker 1: the only talented people. UH don't know. I mean, I

674
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:01,759
Speaker 1: know I was aspired to be at the level of

675
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:05,439
Speaker 1: some of the writers over there. That is now my shoe.

676
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:10,800
Speaker 1: You're all my favorites. Uh. Yeah. So they interviewed this

677
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:13,960
Speaker 1: dude who's still employed it Funnier Die because Funnier Dies

678
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:17,759
Speaker 1: pivoting just to like TV and movies and like long

679
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:22,880
Speaker 1: form stuff. But um, he was talking about how basically

680
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:28,279
Speaker 1: Facebook killed their website, and hearing him kind of just

681
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:32,640
Speaker 1: speak specifically about Facebook, it really resonated with sort of

682
00:38:32,719 --> 00:38:37,080
Speaker 1: what I experienced in my last handful of years at Cracked. Uh.

683
00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:40,760
Speaker 1: You know, I ran Cracked through a bunch of different

684
00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:45,160
Speaker 1: sort of models of traffic acquisition, like we blew up

685
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:47,359
Speaker 1: a lot, like when dig was a thing. You guys

686
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:50,279
Speaker 1: probably don't even remember dig, but dig used to be

687
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:52,160
Speaker 1: like read it. It was like the front page of

688
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:55,000
Speaker 1: the Internet type thing where people would just go there

689
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:58,040
Speaker 1: and see what was popping on, like the Internet. And

690
00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:00,560
Speaker 1: we were always like on the front page. And that's

691
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:03,400
Speaker 1: where we got a bunch of like new users who

692
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:08,440
Speaker 1: then you know, started visiting us regularly. But then, you know, Facebook,

693
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:11,680
Speaker 1: Facebook blew us up even more than we were blown

694
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:15,000
Speaker 1: up before, Like it you know, made us extremely big.

695
00:39:15,239 --> 00:39:18,160
Speaker 1: At a certain point, they were like, uh an interview

696
00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:21,239
Speaker 1: there was an interview with the Facebook engineer who said

697
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:24,279
Speaker 1: that they send more traffic to cracked than to any

698
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:28,520
Speaker 1: other outlet, uh, like anywhere. So we're doing really well

699
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:32,240
Speaker 1: at that point. But then over the last five years,

700
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:38,040
Speaker 1: as Facebook sort of slowly started to uh the destination

701
00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:40,520
Speaker 1: of the Internet, well and you know, create a business

702
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:44,320
Speaker 1: model where they were the only advertiser and they wanted

703
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:48,719
Speaker 1: all the advertising revenue and so uh, they weren't interested

704
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:52,560
Speaker 1: in promoting anything that would take people off of Facebook,

705
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:57,239
Speaker 1: which is what all internet content uh would do, and

706
00:39:57,400 --> 00:40:01,759
Speaker 1: so uh they started you know, at first it was

707
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:07,879
Speaker 1: their algorithm, uh started promoting just videos because videos kept

708
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:11,120
Speaker 1: you on Facebook. And then they started promoting this thing

709
00:40:11,239 --> 00:40:14,800
Speaker 1: called instant articles, which just was articles that you published

710
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:17,520
Speaker 1: on Facebook. And the idea was that they were going

711
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:21,040
Speaker 1: to share revenue with publishers, but then they never really

712
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:23,440
Speaker 1: got around to doing that or creating a model for

713
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Speaker 1: sharing revenue. So they just basically have slowly, you know, uh,

714
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Speaker 1: suffocated all content creators. And if this is happening to

715
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:37,960
Speaker 1: basically every newspaper that isn't the New York Times or

716
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:40,799
Speaker 1: you know, one of one of the major newspapers that's

717
00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:44,040
Speaker 1: big enough to kind of weather this thing. Um, so

718
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:46,720
Speaker 1: it's a it's a thing that's sort of happening behind

719
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:49,520
Speaker 1: the scenes of you know, the zeitgeist, but it it,

720
00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:53,359
Speaker 1: it really is having an effect. You know, local news

721
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:58,000
Speaker 1: is incredibly important and uh, you know, local newspapers and

722
00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:02,320
Speaker 1: you know even newspapers of big cities are are dying

723
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:07,160
Speaker 1: because of this exact thing like Facebook Berry stuff. Yeah,

724
00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:11,600
Speaker 1: Facebook Berries stuff that, and they promote stuff that is

725
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:16,040
Speaker 1: you know, low quality clickbit ship like you know, BuzzFeed.

726
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:19,200
Speaker 1: It's just shitty because yeah, like you know, the Funnier

727
00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:22,160
Speaker 1: Die model. Like when I was lobbying, and I always

728
00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:24,399
Speaker 1: had my eyes on doing comedy and making my own

729
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:26,640
Speaker 1: funny videos and stuff. Funnier Die was the thing I

730
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:28,920
Speaker 1: looked at as like, oh, look, you can make your

731
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:31,960
Speaker 1: own ship, get some attention on it, and begin to

732
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Speaker 1: make some kind of a career for yourself and possibly

733
00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:38,600
Speaker 1: sustain your life off of being creative. And you know,

734
00:41:38,719 --> 00:41:41,480
Speaker 1: like to now see it completely changed now where you

735
00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:45,440
Speaker 1: get squeezed out because they want to keep you on Facebook.

736
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:48,480
Speaker 1: It's really disheartening because that's sort of what a lot

737
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:50,279
Speaker 1: of especially the people who come on this show like

738
00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:53,120
Speaker 1: as guests. We all are striving to be able to

739
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:57,920
Speaker 1: live off of offering our talents, our abilities, and our creativity.

740
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Speaker 1: And I mean I saw this even when I to

741
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:03,560
Speaker 1: Conde Nast, everything was about Facebook or thinking about like

742
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:07,279
Speaker 1: we were like create creativity was becoming like we were

743
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:09,239
Speaker 1: having to self edit in the name of what was

744
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:12,080
Speaker 1: going to work for face right, Facebook is your editor

745
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:15,880
Speaker 1: has every content creators editor and boss and you have

746
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:19,279
Speaker 1: to And it's the worst kind of boss because they

747
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:23,239
Speaker 1: will never tell you what they value, they like. Their

748
00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:27,360
Speaker 1: their algorithm is completely opaque and they change it constantly,

749
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:30,680
Speaker 1: so like all of a sudden, your content will stop

750
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:34,279
Speaker 1: performing on Facebook and stop getting visitors and you will

751
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:36,920
Speaker 1: have no reason why, which is, you know, that's the

752
00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:39,520
Speaker 1: worst type of boss to have. A boss who, like

753
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:43,400
Speaker 1: you know, is just changes with you know, has different

754
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:46,440
Speaker 1: whims that change and you don't know there's no logic

755
00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:49,400
Speaker 1: to it. Um. And then they're also I mean, this

756
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:52,760
Speaker 1: guy makes a really good point that, uh, they're essentially

757
00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:56,200
Speaker 1: running a Payolas scam where you have to basically pay

758
00:42:56,520 --> 00:43:01,120
Speaker 1: to have your content placed within their algorithm. And uh,

759
00:43:01,719 --> 00:43:06,880
Speaker 1: you know, their algorithm just is completely impossible to deal with,

760
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:10,000
Speaker 1: so you have to pay them to confuse, let them

761
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:14,200
Speaker 1: to get your people who have subscribed to get your

762
00:43:14,239 --> 00:43:18,600
Speaker 1: content to actually see your content. So it's it's a

763
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:22,080
Speaker 1: really shitty situation. Uh it sounds like Funnier Die is

764
00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:25,920
Speaker 1: actually being really cool about it. And you know, obviously

765
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,040
Speaker 1: they just laid a bunch of people off and that's shitty.

766
00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:32,040
Speaker 1: But this guy's talks about how management and the companies

767
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:34,080
Speaker 1: get a lot of the blame. But in this case,

768
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:37,960
Speaker 1: it sounds like Funnier Dies being cool. Uh. The people

769
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:42,880
Speaker 1: who made that decision at Cracked were absolutely not and uh,

770
00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:46,360
Speaker 1: the company that made that decision and the management that

771
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:50,640
Speaker 1: made that decision at cracked or awful. Uh, but yeah,

772
00:43:51,239 --> 00:43:54,000
Speaker 1: I won't get into too much detail there, but would Jack,

773
00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:56,719
Speaker 1: let me speak on script what you wrote down, and

774
00:43:56,800 --> 00:44:03,640
Speaker 1: I will say it, will say quincidents. They don't know

775
00:44:03,719 --> 00:44:08,719
Speaker 1: what they're fucking doing. But it is a like when

776
00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:12,040
Speaker 1: you have like Facebook just like at a whim, changing

777
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:16,480
Speaker 1: like their entire logic for how your content performs, and

778
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:21,120
Speaker 1: you have a terrible, terrible parent company who like they

779
00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:23,720
Speaker 1: are gonna blame you. They're gonna be like, your content

780
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:26,880
Speaker 1: isn't good and like, why why don't you try harder?

781
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:28,880
Speaker 1: Why don't you do a better job? Why can't you

782
00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:31,880
Speaker 1: do more with less money? Right? Exactly? That's yeah. It's

783
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:34,720
Speaker 1: funny too because all the heads of these huge media companies,

784
00:44:34,719 --> 00:44:37,160
Speaker 1: as I've worked for one of the most gigantor ones,

785
00:44:37,520 --> 00:44:39,640
Speaker 1: they don't give a funk about the content. They just

786
00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:42,680
Speaker 1: care about impressions and how they can sell ads. And

787
00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:45,759
Speaker 1: that's completely stifles of creativity and they don't realize that

788
00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:49,400
Speaker 1: ship was performing because of the creativity. And when you

789
00:44:49,719 --> 00:44:52,120
Speaker 1: when you sacrifice that for like, well, what's gonna do well,

790
00:44:52,520 --> 00:44:55,160
Speaker 1: you're completely fucking up the recipe and then they wonder

791
00:44:55,239 --> 00:44:57,279
Speaker 1: what happens when you abandon the thing that made you

792
00:44:57,320 --> 00:44:59,440
Speaker 1: successful in the first place, right, I mean, like I

793
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:03,680
Speaker 1: so doing comedy like promotion is a big part of that,

794
00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:07,200
Speaker 1: especially now because everybody is on their phone on social media,

795
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:09,440
Speaker 1: so that's the only way you really can promote. You

796
00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:12,040
Speaker 1: can promote other ways, but now they have it where

797
00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:14,799
Speaker 1: if you promote like an event that you're doing, they

798
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:16,920
Speaker 1: bury it. So you have to do a picture and

799
00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:18,959
Speaker 1: put the event in the comments, and you gotta figure

800
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:21,960
Speaker 1: out all this ship just to get your friends to

801
00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:26,839
Speaker 1: come to your stuff is insane. Why are people still

802
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:31,279
Speaker 1: using Facebook? I don't know. Man Mark Zuckelberg is he

803
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:34,440
Speaker 1: must be like an overlord over our minds when he is,

804
00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:36,960
Speaker 1: I think for some people that's like a lot of

805
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:41,000
Speaker 1: smart people with strong personalities. I think that he can

806
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:45,520
Speaker 1: convince himself he's right in any situation just by like creating,

807
00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:50,040
Speaker 1: you know, constructing an argument that is convenient for whatever

808
00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:52,520
Speaker 1: his thing is. And then he probably surrounds himself with

809
00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:55,560
Speaker 1: yes man, which is something I also saw at the

810
00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:59,600
Speaker 1: parent company. Correct, get Jesse Eisenberg to play you, you

811
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:03,080
Speaker 1: can do whatever. Yeah, I guess all right, we're gonna

812
00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:14,040
Speaker 1: take a quick break and we'll be right back. And

813
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:17,000
Speaker 1: we're back. Uh So yeah, like I said, we're running

814
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:18,880
Speaker 1: a little long, but we we do have one more

815
00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:23,399
Speaker 1: story that we have to hit. Um. Because Donald Trump

816
00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:28,040
Speaker 1: is creating a new, a new tradition here in America,

817
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:34,359
Speaker 1: a giant annual Well will it be military parade? I guess.

818
00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:35,719
Speaker 1: I mean I know right now that I think there

819
00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:38,440
Speaker 1: gonna start with one. Um. I know, but he wants it,

820
00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:42,320
Speaker 1: and he wants a big display of our mighty military

821
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:45,320
Speaker 1: penis all the world to see, where they bring like

822
00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:50,080
Speaker 1: giant phallic shaped missiles down the middle of the streets

823
00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:52,480
Speaker 1: of death coming down the street. They actually did this

824
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:58,239
Speaker 1: once after the first Iraq War, where America went in

825
00:46:58,360 --> 00:47:02,439
Speaker 1: and like lost forty people total and you know, one

826
00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:05,120
Speaker 1: in a couple of weeks. Uh. That that war, by

827
00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:08,800
Speaker 1: the way, it was a lot because the media was

828
00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:12,439
Speaker 1: calling George H. W. Bush a whimp like that. That's

829
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:15,800
Speaker 1: like an underrated aspect of history is the media was like,

830
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:18,640
Speaker 1: he seems like a whimped away he talks and trolled

831
00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:22,080
Speaker 1: him into starting a war essentially. Uh. And then yeah,

832
00:47:22,120 --> 00:47:24,799
Speaker 1: he had one of these as So it's the last

833
00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:28,200
Speaker 1: time that we had a president this insecure Essentially, they

834
00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:32,120
Speaker 1: tried this and uh it was successful. There there were

835
00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:34,960
Speaker 1: I remember when I was growing up, they had like

836
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:38,239
Speaker 1: fruit snacks that were different fighter plans. Uh oh yeah,

837
00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:41,400
Speaker 1: I had Ninja turtle action figures that were like desert storm.

838
00:47:41,719 --> 00:47:45,920
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. Yeah. Also, aren't there already military

839
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:50,279
Speaker 1: parades called Memorial Day parades? And I think what he

840
00:47:50,360 --> 00:47:53,960
Speaker 1: wants is an aggressive, overt display of our military technology,

841
00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:56,759
Speaker 1: which I think happens with all the fucking movies we

842
00:47:56,880 --> 00:47:59,880
Speaker 1: make about the army, right, yeah, yeah, I've seen in

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Speaker 1: Dependence Day a lot, but I know what we got.

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Speaker 1: Independence Day actually didn't have full military support because they

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Speaker 1: didn't want Will Smith to date a scripper. Scripper, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and they wanted uh yeah who kamakazes himself into the

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Speaker 1: Aliens to save the world. They wanted him not to

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Speaker 1: be drunk. They wanted him to be just like a

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Speaker 1: heroic military pilot. But anyways, yeah, that for people who

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Speaker 1: don't listen to every episode the on you Yeah, first

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Speaker 1: of all, work on yourself, but second of all, the

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Speaker 1: Pentagon spends a lot of money, uh on Hollywood movies

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Speaker 1: and getting military hardware and Hollywood movies, but miles. So

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Speaker 1: you wanted to see what actual military people because I

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Speaker 1: was seeing people talk about stuff like on Reddit, like

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Speaker 1: there's subreddits like for the army. There's like our army

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Speaker 1: or our military, and you can hear typically unless people

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Speaker 1: are lying, uh, you're like, these are people who are

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Speaker 1: in on the armed forces or the military that are

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Speaker 1: like just talking about whatever afects the community. And so

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Speaker 1: with this, like a lot of the comments were like

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Speaker 1: this is dumb. Like we do flyovers at halftime shows,

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Speaker 1: we have like movies and TV where we regularly display

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Speaker 1: like like crazy military technology. A lot of people thinks

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Speaker 1: it makes us look weak because this is typically the

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Speaker 1: hallmark of countries that don't have America's military might to

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Speaker 1: be like we go right here. There's the reason France

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Speaker 1: has to do this. They didn't do so well in

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Speaker 1: World War two. Ye, And I think the other thing

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Speaker 1: is too like the time involved. So one of the

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Speaker 1: takes that you read what was in the army sub reddit,

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Speaker 1: one of the guys saying, imagine the amount of time

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Speaker 1: spent cleaning, painting, transporting and maintaining all the equipment for

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Speaker 1: the prey. The hours and hours of pass and review practice.

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Speaker 1: The time spent polishing and shining all the bits, the

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Speaker 1: inspections and reinspections. Everyone putting equipment on trains to get

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Speaker 1: to d C is like then you unload, clean the

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Speaker 1: equipment again, repolish everything, get inspected, practice even more. Finally,

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Speaker 1: time for the preade. It's hot. Everything is a total clusterfuck.

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Speaker 1: At the initial point of the parade route, you march,

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Speaker 1: you get to the rally point, and now you have

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Speaker 1: to move all this ship back to base, back to

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Speaker 1: the railhead back on the bus. Is like all you know,

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Speaker 1: and they're saying, and this will all happen on a

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Speaker 1: holiday weekend we normally have off and one day after

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Speaker 1: the parade, uh, the news cycle will move on and

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Speaker 1: no one will remember it. So a lot of people

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Speaker 1: just feel like it's unnecessary, Like if you really want

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Speaker 1: to honor us, like give us some time off, you know,

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Speaker 1: or give us a coherent strategy in Afghanistan, give us

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Speaker 1: a coherent military strategy elsewhere, maybe you don't funk up

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Speaker 1: the State Department. And when you talk to the military people,

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Speaker 1: like one of the things they say is like an insane,

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Speaker 1: astounding amount of time is spent cleaning ship. Yeah, so

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Speaker 1: like having to do this all for a parade, so

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Speaker 1: that sounds like it would be And also like I

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Speaker 1: don't think another guy was mentioning like he's like, I

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Speaker 1: don't think the DC streets can handle a bunch of

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Speaker 1: M one tanks is rolling through like that either, like

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Speaker 1: that you're gonna have to work on that infrastructure. Man.

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00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:47,680
Speaker 1: Well that's where the DC City Council was like, and

902
00:50:48,080 --> 00:50:50,800
Speaker 1: now they're like, we do want want anything to do

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Speaker 1: with it, but they haven't even put a budget together.

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Speaker 1: But I know John Kelly, that old fucking guy. He's

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Speaker 1: working with the Pentagon to try and see how this

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Speaker 1: thing all work out. But right, um, I think I

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Speaker 1: think Americans already know how strong we have. We have

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Speaker 1: a little section down here titled Lindsay Graham on Parade,

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Speaker 1: which I thought was like a shitty, weird al spoof

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Speaker 1: of that Rage against the Machine song. But he said, uh,

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Speaker 1: it's kind of cheesy and a sign of weakness, That's

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Speaker 1: what he said. To report it. I love how Lindsay

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Speaker 1: Graham just gets to talk out of both sides of

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Speaker 1: his mouth like he knows and then he will be like,

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Speaker 1: we need to investigate Christopher Steele right, like, shut the

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Speaker 1: funk up, pick a side. Uh, all right, Oh Doritos

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Speaker 1: walked back there, Lady Dorito's thing. Apparently they were like, ha, ha,

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Speaker 1: that was that was just a joke. We weren't. We

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Speaker 1: didn't really mean that that shitty idea. But then, uh,

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Speaker 1: you know, our writer Sam Raubman pulled the quote from

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Speaker 1: the initial interview and there's absolutely no way to interpret

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Speaker 1: it as anything other than she said that they're going

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Speaker 1: to design and package snacks differently for women. Uh and

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Speaker 1: specifically they tried to really but when Pepsi Coo came

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Speaker 1: out that statement, they really tried to pivot their like

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Speaker 1: other reporting was inaccurate, and we already have de ritos

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Speaker 1: for women. They're called Doritos Pepsi. All right, Jackies, what's up?

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Speaker 1: It has been a pleasure having you has always some

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Speaker 1: time guests of the world. Yes, sir, Where can people

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Speaker 1: find you? Oh? You know what? You can find me

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Speaker 1: on this network Culture Kings podcast every week we dropped.

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Speaker 1: You can also find me at Jackies Neil on Twitter, Instagram,

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Speaker 1: ain't It's so everyone needs to learn themselves? Yes, and

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Speaker 1: listen to it. Listen, subscribe miles. Where can people find you?

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Speaker 1: You can find me on Twitter and Instagram at Miles of.

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Speaker 1: the Daily Zis on Instagram. We have a Facebook fan page.

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Speaker 1: we post our episodes and our foot where we link

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Speaker 1: off to all of the stuff that we used as

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Speaker 1: sources for this episode. Uh, that's gonna do it. For today,

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Speaker 1: we are going to ride out on that Donna summer

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Speaker 1: song that Quincy Jones accused Michael Jackson of having stolen

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Speaker 1: baseline formul the baseline, the baseline is similar in dispat Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I still don't think it takes anything away. I guess

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Speaker 1: a court disagreed with me because they did find in

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Speaker 1: her favor. Uh, just in general though, it's a it's

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Speaker 1: a dope song. So we're gonna write out on that.

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Speaker 1: Rest in peace, Michael, Rest in peace, and uh, yes,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna write out on that. And we will be

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Speaker 1: back tomorrow because it is a daily podcast. Okay, guys,

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Speaker 1: alive to love be with you. Say by day by day,

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