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Speaker 1: would you talk about on your on your podcaste Elvis

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Speaker 1: Represents Show. Hello, Garrett H. Danielle Hello, Hi, Nate, Hi, Brodi, Hi, Hi,

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Speaker 1: Gregory T. What up? Bethany? Hi? Hi everybody, Nate. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm Bethany. I'm going to be the host of your

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Speaker 1: podcast today. This is All Things Considered Today. Today we're

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Speaker 1: going to talk about mocking birds in the mating call first,

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Speaker 1: the Prie home companion, some folksy music in a fake

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Speaker 1: come mercial for malted milk. Okay. So, if you're listening

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Speaker 1: being from ou Claire, Wisconsin. O Claire is a test

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Speaker 1: he pooped everywhere. We did too, Yeah, yeah, yeah, scary

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Speaker 1: So why does she keep them that she think it's

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