Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and we've got
Speaker 1: a brand new Seconday podcast and start off your week.
Speaker 1: Thanks so much for being here. And the guy in
Speaker 1: today's second Date has Is it a hobby? Is it
Speaker 1: a passion?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's both. It's a passion hobby.
Speaker 1: I didn't know it existed. No, me either, and I'm
Speaker 1: not sure how I feel about it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it reminds me of a guy I follow on Instagram.
Speaker 2: That's all all said.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, it's very yeah, and you're going to hear
Speaker 1: it in just the second. I enjoy Today's Second Date.
Speaker 1: And we love to always go over the comments. We
Speaker 1: had so many people flood our comments that they just
Speaker 1: want longer episodes, which was so kind over the weekend
Speaker 1: because we want to know what you love about Saturday
Speaker 1: so much.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's it and yeah gosh, Tosh said, if
Speaker 4: laughter is the best medicine, then Brooke and Jeffrey are
Speaker 4: basically my twenty four hour pharmacy, which is great because
Speaker 4: politics give me hives. And honestly, the longer the episodes,
Speaker 4: the better my chances of surviving the day.
Speaker 2: Now as a doctor, I am a medical doctor.
Speaker 3: Don't overdose on us either you don't want to laugh
Speaker 3: too much of the.
Speaker 1: Side effects definitely, Yeah. And brain cell loss. Yeah. Laws,
Speaker 1: it is totally a word too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's working.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. We need to get to this
Speaker 1: new episode. It's starting right now.
Speaker 2: Second date, up date. I'm calling it right now. We're
Speaker 2: gonna put one.
Speaker 3: Up in the L column today, Okay, L for love. Oh.
Speaker 1: I was excited, and then I realized it wasn't a
Speaker 1: wo no L for love.
Speaker 3: I don't know anything about the listener who emailed us,
Speaker 3: the date he went on, or the person they want
Speaker 3: us to call, But I just have this feeling deep
Speaker 3: down that by the end of this segment it's gonna
Speaker 3: be love one crippling loneliness zero.
Speaker 2: Jeff, let's go because our listener.
Speaker 3: Danny definitely needs some love and Danny, welcome to the show.
Speaker 2: You ready for a big L today.
Speaker 5: See, I'm ready for a big w L.
Speaker 2: We need to give you some L.
Speaker 5: I like Danny, Thank you, I appreciate you.
Speaker 1: Okay, I will say Jeff came pretty aggressive with that
Speaker 1: L Oh.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry that I'm confident about this at all. He's
Speaker 2: trying to change the ELLEN to love. It's all I
Speaker 2: messed up for you.
Speaker 5: Ja.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's get back on track here, Danny. So let's
Speaker 3: start at the beginning. Tell us about the person you
Speaker 3: want us to call today.
Speaker 5: Yeah, guys, I met this nice young lady by the
Speaker 5: name of Jessica was at Whole Foods. I usually meet
Speaker 5: most of my you know, higher class women at Whole Foods.
Speaker 2: Look at that.
Speaker 6: Wait, when you said Jessica was a nice lady, you
Speaker 6: mean like looks why it is nice?
Speaker 2: Or she was actually a nice person.
Speaker 5: When you talk to it all the whole shebang?
Speaker 1: Okay, So all the quality ladies are at Whole paycheck?
Speaker 1: Huh paycheck? Do you call it that?
Speaker 2: I know everybody that's really funny. Not everybody called you
Speaker 2: spend your whole paycheck?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, all the one at least.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I don't even chop there really once a
Speaker 1: month on a box.
Speaker 3: All right, So tell us how you met, Like, how
Speaker 3: did this interaction in the Whole Foods go down?
Speaker 2: With Jessica?
Speaker 5: So I was walking through and I normally last I
Speaker 5: mentioned meet a lot of nice women. I'm not scared
Speaker 5: to talk to strangers sell and complimented on her style
Speaker 5: and her hair. It's kept as simple, that's nice.
Speaker 2: What do you say? That's some nice hair you got.
Speaker 2: How do you compliment?
Speaker 1: You got up there?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 5: Yeah, And after I complimented her, I asked her for
Speaker 5: ig because that's.
Speaker 1: The thing these days, and that feels safe, like that
Speaker 1: feels like you are in tune with people's boundaries.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, So what did she say?
Speaker 5: She said, no, Oh, what.
Speaker 1: Did you actually go on a day with her?
Speaker 5: Or? Well? I was surprised she actually ended up giving
Speaker 5: me her number.
Speaker 3: Oh, you can't have my Instagram, but you can't have
Speaker 3: my phone number because I never actually answered, or it
Speaker 3: gives her the option to block you quicker.
Speaker 2: Or to give a fake number exactly power moves by her.
Speaker 2: But I'm assuming that wasn't the case.
Speaker 5: You know, it was old school and I like old school.
Speaker 5: So I ended up giving her a call.
Speaker 1: Oh you actually called? You didn't even text?
Speaker 5: Yeah. So I invited her to a nice, fancy, high
Speaker 5: end barb and I figured she was enjoying herself because
Speaker 5: we were talking for a couple hours.
Speaker 1: That's a great sign, like, what were you guys connecting over?
Speaker 5: We talked about everything. I remember us talking about travel
Speaker 5: and where we both wanted to go. We've never been
Speaker 5: to Iceland, so we talked about going to Iceland.
Speaker 3: So you guys are sharing things are going good. What
Speaker 3: type of vibe are you getting from her?
Speaker 5: I'm, you know, getting a good vib. I'm picking up
Speaker 5: the receptive kind of vibe from her. She did at
Speaker 5: one point start to talk about a trip to Mexico
Speaker 5: where she got bucked off of the horse she was riding,
Speaker 5: and I laughed, you laughed, man, She got.
Speaker 4: A and did she's telling a serious story about of course.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe she was honestly broke my back.
Speaker 1: I thought that would be a funny story too.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what I thought too. I must have read
Speaker 5: her wrong, you know. I apologized and I said, I
Speaker 5: thought you were joking, and we were able to get
Speaker 5: past it.
Speaker 1: Okay, So that's the one moment that stood out to
Speaker 1: you is like kind of being off.
Speaker 5: There was one thing that I said about a weird
Speaker 5: hobby that maybe might have rubbed her the wrong way.
Speaker 5: I collect vintage maps.
Speaker 1: That's kind of cool.
Speaker 2: How would a vintage map rub her the wrong way?
Speaker 1: She hates when countries aren't currently labeled what they're actually salling.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yes, Czechoslovakia that doesn't exist.
Speaker 5: Maybe it sounded more like an old person hobby to her.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Okay, rubbed her the wrong ways and turned her off,
Speaker 2: is what you're saying.
Speaker 5: It turned her off.
Speaker 1: People say that about stamp collecting, and I still think
Speaker 1: it's cool.
Speaker 2: You know, point proven there.
Speaker 1: It's not far off from old maps.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not kidding. So how long has it been
Speaker 2: since that date?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's been two weeks since our day and I
Speaker 5: haven't been in contact with her at all. I'm not
Speaker 5: sure what transpired because I'm not a guy that normally
Speaker 5: just goes on one date and not another. You know
Speaker 5: what I mean?
Speaker 2: You usually get another name.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, well you sound I mean it sounds like
Speaker 1: you listen and you take interest in the person like
Speaker 1: that alone will usually get you another night.
Speaker 5: And you guys can't even see me. I consider myself
Speaker 5: a pretty good looking dude.
Speaker 2: So we got to catch here.
Speaker 3: I'm got to hear it through the phone, though, a
Speaker 3: little bit of attractive quality is going on. The good
Speaker 3: news is you had some setbacks, but you got back
Speaker 3: on that metaphorical horse.
Speaker 2: When it bucked you off.
Speaker 1: Don't use that.
Speaker 2: We'll save the horse metaphors and put them in you
Speaker 2: got it.
Speaker 3: Now, we'll put it back in the stable before we
Speaker 3: call Jessica for you and try and get you your
Speaker 3: second date update right after this.
Speaker 5: Okay, thank you guys for your help.
Speaker 2: All right, hold on second date update.
Speaker 3: We've been talking to Danny and learned Danny likes himself
Speaker 3: a classy gal.
Speaker 2: Because he met Jessica.
Speaker 3: In a Whole Foods Hello Bougie, took her to an
Speaker 3: upstale cocktail bar okay swanky, and talked about traveling the
Speaker 3: world with her Hello Luxury. Oh wait, and he did
Speaker 3: suffer a small setback after she shared a personal story
Speaker 3: about getting thrown off a horse in Mexico, and Danny
Speaker 3: laughed at that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought it would have been appropriate laughter time too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, anytime Brooks shares a personal story, we all burst
Speaker 3: into last.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean people's misery is funny, right, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Brookstorre's like I bucked a horse off of my back.
Speaker 3: Aside from that, he felt very confident that he would
Speaker 3: be seeing her again, which brings us to this moment
Speaker 3: two weeks later where he's hearing nothing.
Speaker 2: So Danny, before we call her, how are you feeling
Speaker 2: about this.
Speaker 5: I'm still in shock because I'm never wanting done. I'm
Speaker 5: always getting to return favors after the first date.
Speaker 1: So weird, wait, but I like it. If she says no,
Speaker 1: will it be the first time you've been rejected? Very
Speaker 1: whoa ever welcome to the club.
Speaker 3: I had a friend who was a model and I
Speaker 3: was there for the first time he was ever rejected.
Speaker 1: Was it hard for him?
Speaker 2: It really was.
Speaker 1: I know you're jokingly.
Speaker 5: You could see in his.
Speaker 2: Eyes He's like, how is this even a possibility? So
Speaker 2: I hope that doesn't happen to you today, Broke.
Speaker 3: But if it does and you want to hug afterwards,
Speaker 3: or exchange favors.
Speaker 2: Whatever you like to do after, it's like, we're there
Speaker 2: for you. Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 1: He's the one that brought up favors.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to speak his language. So bottom line, we're
Speaker 2: there for you, Danny, and.
Speaker 5: I appreciate thank you.
Speaker 2: We appreciate you. We're going to show you after the call.
Speaker 2: But let's call Jessica first.
Speaker 5: Here we go you.
Speaker 2: Hello, Hey, is this Jessica. Yes, he's hey Jessica. We
Speaker 2: are a radio show calling you. We're called Brooke and
Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry if you're busy right now.
Speaker 6: Why is there a radio station calling me?
Speaker 3: Part of that, but mostly because we do this segment
Speaker 3: on the show that's called the second Date Update where
Speaker 3: we help out our listeners who've gone out with someone
Speaker 3: and they're not getting a call back for a second meetup.
Speaker 1: What don't you want to know? Who wrote us about you?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: A guy named Danny.
Speaker 5: Oh what I heard the g.
Speaker 2: Why that reaction?
Speaker 6: Well, we just don't connect, So I don't know.
Speaker 1: This is to me really, because that is so strange.
Speaker 1: It sounds like he was a really nice guy who
Speaker 1: was really interest and easy to.
Speaker 2: Talk to because we spoke to him before. We spoke
Speaker 2: to him before calling you, and he told us about
Speaker 2: the date.
Speaker 3: From his description, it seems to have a lot of
Speaker 3: really nice moments between you two where you vibed got
Speaker 3: to know each other.
Speaker 6: No, I feel like he is the kind of person
Speaker 6: that would have a challenge to find any match with
Speaker 6: any woman.
Speaker 5: This is weird.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, you have you have to explain why he
Speaker 1: was so off putting, because I don't know if he
Speaker 1: just like pulled one over on us, but he sounded fine.
Speaker 5: Save almost the absolute opposite.
Speaker 6: I don't know, it's just.
Speaker 1: Can you like walk us through the date in your eyes?
Speaker 2: We need something specific that gave you that impression.
Speaker 6: I mean I saw things were going okay, but once
Speaker 6: I started to dig deeper, I found out some things
Speaker 6: that just kind of turned me off.
Speaker 1: Wait, like things in your conversation that he revealed.
Speaker 6: Or yeah, well, we were talking about hobbies and then
Speaker 6: he said he was into boxing and I was like, oh,
Speaker 6: that's like cool. You spar at the gym and he
Speaker 6: was like, no, I spar in parking lots.
Speaker 1: Oh like street boxing, maybe like fight club style?
Speaker 2: Is that what I mean? Did you ask more?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 6: I was like with the random people, and he said
Speaker 6: no over Facebook arguments, what.
Speaker 1: He gets in fights with people on Facebook? And then
Speaker 1: meets him in parking lots, red flags everywhere.
Speaker 5: I guess.
Speaker 6: So, I mean I got out of there soon he
Speaker 6: like could because it was starting to freak me out.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I guess she was very proud of this hobby that
Speaker 6: he had, and I was just like, I really hate violence,
Speaker 6: and also like, what do you expect me to go
Speaker 6: out with somebody who hits people and.
Speaker 1: Facebook that actively? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Exactly.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's so, and like boxing is a sport,
Speaker 1: this isn't a sport. I picture him meeting like fifty
Speaker 1: plus year old people in parking lots and yeah, sure.
Speaker 3: In but maybe that's just our understanding of it. Maybe
Speaker 3: he has a totally different thing that he does and
Speaker 3: we're just interpreting it the wrong way, the wrong Well,
Speaker 3: let's ask him, because I need to tell you, Jessica,
Speaker 3: he's on the other line right now, listening to this conversation,
Speaker 3: wanting to talk to you.
Speaker 6: He's on the phone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, see, there he is.
Speaker 5: I didn't know you felt that way. You should have
Speaker 5: said something, you know what, that's kind of threatening?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like you get so upset at Facebook comments that
Speaker 1: you have to beat people up over them.
Speaker 2: Well, hold on, that's how we're interpreting. And what do
Speaker 2: you actually do?
Speaker 5: Explain it, Danny, Jessica, you're getting this all wrong. I'm
Speaker 5: actually doing the neighborhood a favor by dealing with these
Speaker 5: Facebook trolls one at a time in person in their driveway.
Speaker 1: What wait, what defines a Facebook troll?
Speaker 5: Come on there and talk a bunch of crap?
Speaker 1: Aren't they usually like either teenagers or really really old
Speaker 1: people or paid for engagement.
Speaker 2: I troll all day long. I make a lot of money.
Speaker 2: Be careful. You might try to engage you in a
Speaker 2: parking lot. Sometimes, Hey, man, if it's mutual, that's one thing.
Speaker 5: Listen. I don't go looking for them. I engage them online.
Speaker 5: If they want to meet up, man a man, square up,
Speaker 5: I usually offer a place like a Costco parking lot,
Speaker 5: and then we meet up neutral ground.
Speaker 1: But also, like Jessica, Facebook trolls do kind of suck.
Speaker 2: I mean, now that you've heard his side of the story,
Speaker 2: does it make you feel a little bit better about it?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: Okay, which part of it don't you like?
Speaker 6: I mean, I couldn't picture my boyfriend saying, hey, I
Speaker 6: gotta leave early tonight. I have to go beat someone
Speaker 6: up at the home Depot parking lot.
Speaker 5: Listen, Jessica, what I'm doing is a lot cheaper than therapy.
Speaker 1: Oh that's true, probably less effective.
Speaker 2: But yeah, well therapy for you or is it for
Speaker 2: therapy for the Yeah?
Speaker 5: Maybe, yeah, definitely for me. I'm so much more than Like,
Speaker 5: after I knock someone.
Speaker 3: Out, they're kind of at peace too, for a few
Speaker 3: seconds till they regain consciousness.
Speaker 1: I had a really good friend that struggled with depression
Speaker 1: and he got into jiu jitsu. Is that kind of
Speaker 1: the same thing. Are supposed to go into boxing too.
Speaker 5: It's a form of physical terrify You guys are acting
Speaker 5: like this is a chaotic brawl. This is a gentleman sport.
Speaker 5: We take hands after sometimes we might crack a beer
Speaker 5: if I have one in it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how many Facebook trolls have you fought?
Speaker 2: That's a good question.
Speaker 5: Actually I have lost count at this point.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, or he's got brain damage.
Speaker 1: Only count to ten the names from my page I
Speaker 1: can send him.
Speaker 5: I mean, I'll take them on if they meet me,
Speaker 5: I'll do it.
Speaker 1: Hen a full time job, not a hobby.
Speaker 2: Text in se you want to find our friend?
Speaker 5: Kidding?
Speaker 3: So, if I'm reading the room right here, it sounds
Speaker 3: like Jessica is still feeling a little bit cold on
Speaker 3: this idea of Facebook parking lot brawls.
Speaker 2: So, Danny, is there any last things that you want
Speaker 2: to say to her? Before we asked the question.
Speaker 5: I just want to let her know that I met
Speaker 5: with her ex boyfriend last week and all excuse me,
Speaker 5: that's a joke. It's a joke, but I would do
Speaker 5: it okay, Okay, humor, that's good in all seriousness. I'm
Speaker 5: a good dude. You want to hang out with me,
Speaker 5: you just don't know yet, and I'll protect you.
Speaker 2: Oh that's okay. I did not like that sentence that
Speaker 2: being said.
Speaker 3: We would like to offer to send you on another
Speaker 3: date with Danny, and we would pay for it, Jessica,
Speaker 3: But it's.
Speaker 5: Up to you.
Speaker 1: I'm sure he'll have no jealousy issues once you guys
Speaker 1: start dating.
Speaker 6: No, I'm not interested.
Speaker 3: Okay, man, we thought we had right yes, so close,
Speaker 3: felt almost ready to say yes. Not this time.
Speaker 1: We got a solution though, for the Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: Facebook trolls.
Speaker 2: So that's oh yeah, are you available for hire?
Speaker 5: Danny? Yes, I am. And Jessica, just so you know,
Speaker 5: I'm not sorry that I laughed at you've fallen off
Speaker 5: with the horse.
Speaker 3: Unnecessary, but he will beat up that horse in a
Speaker 3: Walmart parking lot to get even for you, Jeffrey in
Speaker 3: the morning.
Speaker 2: Look, I get it.
Speaker 3: On the surface, fighting Randos off of Facebook seems barbaric,
Speaker 3: but they're agreeing to meet up with him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's my point.
Speaker 3: He's not surprising them with a fighting un and according
Speaker 3: to Danny. They even shake hands and sometimes grab beers
Speaker 3: together afterwards.
Speaker 1: I'm really like wavering on this one, back and forth.
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's like to describe it as a
Speaker 1: hobby is kind of the strange point.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, sure, but maybe it's face to face stuff
Speaker 3: and not hiding behind computers and saying terrible things to.
Speaker 2: Each other all day long. Maybe that's actually a healthy
Speaker 2: thing for the entire world. You usually want to get
Speaker 2: to that point. When I noticed on Facebook people just
Speaker 2: block people, It's.
Speaker 5: Like, where do you live?
Speaker 2: It's like, man, get out of here.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The fact the other guy's like, sure, show up, Okay,
Speaker 2: show up, all.
Speaker 1: Right, we'll just get off Facebook.
Speaker 3: But then we're not resolving our issues. Alexis like if
Speaker 3: it was if it was me, I would personally do
Speaker 3: it a little different. I'd meet him outside of Barnes
Speaker 3: and Noble and we'd do a thumb wrestle.
Speaker 1: But I like that, Jeff.
Speaker 2: You know, but I'm even older than the Facebook.
Speaker 1: What about it tip a fight?
Speaker 3: I'm open for that too, But I do understand what
Speaker 3: he's doing, what he's trying to accomplish. I'm a little
Speaker 3: bit disappointed that Jessica wasn't able to look deeper than
Speaker 3: just his fist flying through a Costco rumble. But remember
Speaker 3: you can always find all of our second dates wherever
Speaker 3: you get your podcasts, and be careful what you write
Speaker 3: in the comments because Danny's watching, so be extra nice
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