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Speaker 1: we're gonna read this one right here right now. Bugle

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Speaker 1: It is the Strawberry Letter subject. This is a messy situation.

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Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm a fifty one year old single

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Speaker 1: male and I was dating one of the sweetest women

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Speaker 1: I'd ever met. I spent a lot of time trying

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Speaker 1: to impress her by pretending to be a foodie and

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Speaker 1: acting like I'm into fine wines because that's what she likes. Sunday,

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Speaker 1: we went to an Italian restaurant and we shared a

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Speaker 1: pasta dish that had a heavy cream sauce with cheese

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Speaker 1: had chocolate and vanilla gelatto for dessert. She invited me

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Speaker 1: might not be a good idea. My stomach isn't what

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Speaker 1: it used to be, and I typically avoid any type

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Speaker 1: decided to leave. The next day, I sent flowers to

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Speaker 1: her job to apologize. She sent me a thank you

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Speaker 1: thank me. A few days went by and things got

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Speaker 1: awkward because I hadn't heard from her. I decided to

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Speaker 1: hand deliver flowers to her job so I could see

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Speaker 1: her and talk to her in person. I checked in

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Speaker 1: with her receptionist, and when I gave him my name,

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Speaker 1: he smirked. He thought I didn't see him tap the

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Speaker 1: other receptionist and whispered something to her. She looked right

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Speaker 1: at me and started laughing. That's why I figured out

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Speaker 1: that my date had told her coworkers what happened. I

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Speaker 1: was furious, and I took my flowers and left. Since then,

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Speaker 1: she called me and left a few messages begging me

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Speaker 1: to call her. I can't believe she was that childish

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Speaker 1: and message, but I do miss her. How should I

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Speaker 1: handle this? Wow? Okay, mistakes were made on both sides,

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Speaker 1: all right, You with pretending to be someone you're not,

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Speaker 1: and her with telling everyone at her job about your

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Speaker 1: lactose intolerance and your flatulence problem. Okay, although it didn't

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Speaker 1: make it right, I can understand why you did what

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Speaker 1: you did. Men have always tried to impress women, always,

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Speaker 1: especially women, that they really wanted and stuff, And at

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Speaker 1: least you were a gentleman about it. You know, at

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Speaker 1: her house by excusing yourself to go to the bathroom,

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Speaker 1: and finally you just said this is not going to work.

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Speaker 1: I just better better leave. It could have been a

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Speaker 1: whole whole lot worse. Okay, a whole lot worse. You know,

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Speaker 1: if you weren't a gentleman, you could have just let

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Speaker 1: it go. Okay. And I think it was thoughtful of

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Speaker 1: you to send flowers. Well, I mean, you know something,

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Speaker 1: What you did was embarrassing, but you didn't let that

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Speaker 1: stop you. And in life, people get sick. I mean,

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Speaker 1: they get gas, they get indigestion, they have to go

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Speaker 1: to the bathroom. That's life. It is what it is.

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Speaker 1: She was immature at her job and backfired on her,

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Speaker 1: and now she's calling you, begging for you to come back.

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Speaker 1: I think you guys, you know, shouldn't throw everything away.

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Speaker 1: I think you should get together talk and I think

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Speaker 1: you can. You know, time has gone by. You can

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Speaker 1: really kind of laugh at this now, because hey, life

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Speaker 1: is short. They're way way worse things that can happen

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Speaker 1: You just need to reset and give each other another chance.

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Speaker 1: And by all means, sir, stay away from dairy. Okay,

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Speaker 1: just stay away just as a rule, especially at night

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Speaker 1: I think you'll be all right. Steve. Nah, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: work through it. But it's gonna be a This is

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Speaker 1: Fifty one year old man. They didn't. One of the

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Speaker 1: trying to impress the dog. Act like you are food.

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Speaker 1: He act like you in the fine wine, because that's

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Speaker 1: where she liked. Ain't that what we do? Fellas? Yes,

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Speaker 1: Sunday we went to an Italian restaurant. We shared a

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Speaker 1: posta dish that had heavy cream sauce, which cheese and asparagus.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you've ever yearinated after a lot

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Speaker 1: of astray, it is tangy. Oh, it's tangy. Now you

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Speaker 1: add in heavy cream sauce, which cheese, and you lactoast.

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Speaker 1: Then you drank a bottle of wine from minted grapes. Boy,

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Speaker 1: from minty grape cream. So heavy cream sau cheese and

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Speaker 1: asparagus and from minty grapes. Your stomach was in that

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Speaker 1: just body. It was. Boy, you didn't even have a stomach,

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Speaker 1: no more, your ass had a crock pot. You're making

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Speaker 1: a whole no dish when we come back, and then

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Speaker 1: he gonna come about my stomach ain't what it used

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Speaker 1: to be? Oh wait, I'll tell you what it was.

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Speaker 1: All right, Hang on, Steve. We'll have part two of

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Speaker 1: your response coming up in twenty three minutes after the hour. Subject,

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Speaker 1: this is a messy situation. We'll get back into the

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Speaker 1: mess right after this. You're listening, all right, Come on, Steve,

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Speaker 1: let's recap today's strawberry letters. Subject this is a messy situation. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this messy situation. It is more messy than he letting

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Speaker 1: one in his letter fifty one year old stomach aine

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Speaker 1: what he used to be? Sweetest woman he ever met.

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Speaker 1: You acting like you were foodie, like you really into

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Speaker 1: good stuff. No, when you ain't. You know, you're just

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Speaker 1: a fried chicken man. But oh no, you all down

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Speaker 1: at the Italian restaurant, Eat Eat, eating, eating heavy sauce,

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Speaker 1: cheese and asparager and famented grapes and then I an't

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Speaker 1: It's gelotto, Damn neil, the exact same thing, just creamia

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Speaker 1: and smooth. Now here you go. You didn't ate it.

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Speaker 1: Now you your stomach abe what he used to be,

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Speaker 1: and you try to avoid deaf dairy foods. Your ass

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Speaker 1: is laptoast, but you ain't that in this ladder. You

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Speaker 1: know your asses laptoast, and you can't eat eating lacktoast,

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Speaker 1: can't colorate. I couldn't sleep, and I had to excuse

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Speaker 1: so embarrassed I decided to leave. Then you see what

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Speaker 1: I think wrong with this. I think you went home

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Speaker 1: too late after you don't work. Several times to the bathroom,

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Speaker 1: I decided to leave. Y'all. Your ass left too. Look,

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Speaker 1: you should have been gone when you first when when

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Speaker 1: you was laying in that and the coverage rolls up

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Speaker 1: the first time to your ass, you said said, excuse me.

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Speaker 1: Now you went back to that and recovered y'all blew

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Speaker 1: it up again took your ass right back in that

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Speaker 1: just sitting there. Fine, really get the water splashing out

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Speaker 1: the boats? Oh my god, No, she can hit because

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Speaker 1: you're in that The gas is loud, especially when you're

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Speaker 1: sitting down. You took your ass home too late. Next day,

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Speaker 1: I said flowers to a job to apologize. She sent

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Speaker 1: you because she didn't know if it was gonna come

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Speaker 1: wanted a phone call. Can't talk right now. I'm still

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Speaker 1: in here struggling. I'm got all it's wintertime, I got

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Speaker 1: all the day and windows open. It's cold in here.

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Speaker 1: Bobs in there. I'm trying to add this place out.

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Speaker 1: I didn't have the brand these, damn she I had

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Speaker 1: about new comfortence because you don't burned a hole in

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Speaker 1: it with your black to intolerance. I signed. So then

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Speaker 1: I tried the hand deliver the flowers to her job

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Speaker 1: And when you checked in with her reception, when I

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Speaker 1: gave him my name, he smirked. Then he thought, I

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Speaker 1: Then I figured out that my date had told her

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Speaker 1: co workers. They made her co workers, that's her receptionists

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Speaker 1: I can't believe she was that childish and messy. See

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Speaker 1: you keep saying messy in this letter. This is a

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Speaker 1: messy situation. Things could have gotten messy. Up. I can't

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Speaker 1: your question? What really happened in See we ain't really

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Speaker 1: You didn't tell us. So my question you is, though,

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Speaker 1: this is a messy situation, doc, What did you actually do?

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Speaker 1: at her house. She'd been dealing with that for damn

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Speaker 1: neal a week. She didn't had a fumergator's house. And

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Speaker 1: you really do at that woman house? All right, Steve,

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Speaker 1: minut it's after the hour. You heard them Steve Harvey,

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Speaker 1: Part three of today's letter. This is a messy situation

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Speaker 1: right here, and Steve's got a mess too. Right after this,

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Speaker 1: I can't share with us. I can't just let this go.

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Speaker 1: See this man right here, yeah, see this man right here.

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Speaker 1: I can relate to him. I can all the girls

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Speaker 1: to caging food, Louisiana creole food. And I was down

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Speaker 1: a little spicy on them, and I didn't My mama

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Speaker 1: had always told me, whenever you got to go to bathroom,

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Speaker 1: you go home, don't take your ass, and nobody post

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Speaker 1: what you do. Can't be in front of company. And

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Speaker 1: I went on in the house and her mama then

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Speaker 1: wasn't home. She told me about your little TV. There

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Speaker 1: wasn't nothing gonna happen between that. She was out of

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Speaker 1: my league, but I was in love with it. I

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Speaker 1: wanted to just watch TV, but my stomach was cutting,

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Speaker 1: like box cutters was cutting it. So I asked her

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Speaker 1: she was so fine, come on here, and know ain't

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Speaker 1: nobody here? Yeah here, y'all got to go. I got

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Speaker 1: in the bathroom and I started using the bathroom, and

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Speaker 1: I noticed it was kind of heavy. You know, I

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Speaker 1: had really had more way in there than I had

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Speaker 1: I had never used the bathroom like this before I did.

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Speaker 1: I was just a special kind of trouble. So I

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Speaker 1: was in there for a while. She even knocked on

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Speaker 1: looking for some matches, and I started running water and

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Speaker 1: after try to had something I was fan of that.

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Speaker 1: They didn't have no event at the house. So I

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Speaker 1: was in there. I was choking on it myself a

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Speaker 1: little bit. And so when I got up and I

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Speaker 1: flushed the toilet, and as I was standing up pulling

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Speaker 1: that the flush sound I didn't hear, and I knew

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Speaker 1: how I had flushing, and I turned around in Lord

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Speaker 1: her mercies, Jesus, it was just circling. And I mean

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Speaker 1: it was just circling, going round and round. And I said,

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Speaker 1: and that's when I went to God. I said, God,

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Speaker 1: listen to me. He says, the time for this right here, Father, God,

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Speaker 1: please Jesus take the water. I ain't asked you to

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Speaker 1: let me walk on water, but if you could just

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Speaker 1: subside the water in Jesus's name. And I looked down

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Speaker 1: there and kept swirling, and I didn't know what to do,

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Speaker 1: and it was fitting to fall over. And so I said, man,

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Speaker 1: I gotta get some of this out of here. And

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Speaker 1: I didn't know how. And so they had a trash

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Speaker 1: can next to the toilet, and I just dipped a

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Speaker 1: little bit of it out to it in the bath tub.

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Speaker 1: I kept coming. Next thing, you know, I had bailed

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Speaker 1: about three buckets of sugar honey. I e teeth just

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Speaker 1: over in a bathtub. It was flash shit everyone, but

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Speaker 1: it finally stopped in the red us to that story

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