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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcasts

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Speaker 1: morning show? Well, once again, I wake up in the

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Speaker 1: Mercedes Benz jingle Ball Interview Lounge. Get there so nice?

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Speaker 1: I just woke up here. I don't know, because I

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Speaker 1: fell asleep here last night. Yeah, we're getting ready for

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Speaker 1: jingle Ball. I'm gonna interview a couple of artists this weekend.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna play back during the Big c W. Jingle

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Speaker 1: Ball extravagance is bonsored by, of course, Capital One. I

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Speaker 1: gotta say this is the weirdest year because we haven't

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Speaker 1: done all the things we normally do, but jingle Ball

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Speaker 1: is the one that I feel like I'm most affected

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Speaker 1: by because we've been doing it for so many years

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Speaker 1: since jingle Ball started, and to not be going to

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Speaker 1: one this year, it just doesn't feel right off. It's

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Speaker 1: the whole season we're missing, Like the sound of Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm actually going today. Actually I'm gonna be on a

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Speaker 1: special set in Manhattan with Ryan Seacrest and we're gonna

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Speaker 1: record just a few ins and outs and they're putting

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Speaker 1: clothes on me with a fire in a fireplace, and

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Speaker 1: I don't know what what's that, Brody? Do you need? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: So normally when we have we have jingle Ball, my

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Speaker 1: kids want to get backstage and meet you know, whoever

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Speaker 1: they want to meet. And so sometime around six or

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Speaker 1: seven months ago, my middle daughter said, if Harry Styles

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Speaker 1: is coming to jingle Ball, I have to go and

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Speaker 1: you have to give you backstage. So then, of course

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Speaker 1: So then she said, whatever you know, stage or a

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Speaker 1: rena or I Heeart theater, wherever you're taping it, you

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Speaker 1: gotta get me in. Then I told her he's doing

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Speaker 1: gotta get me into his house. No problem. So I

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Speaker 1: just need you to make some call. Also my daughter

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Speaker 1: and I can get into Harry Style's house to record you.

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Speaker 1: I tell you what you do. Tell your daughter that

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Speaker 1: she's going backstage, okay, and then as you're watching it

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Speaker 1: It's funny. So this year they're doing virtual meet and greets,

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Speaker 1: and normally it's like hey, can we get tickets or

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Speaker 1: can we get meat and greet passes? To meet? It's

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Speaker 1: can we get the link to meet. Blah blah blah,

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Speaker 1: it is. It's wild. Wow, the wind is picking up.

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Speaker 1: Held here again. Hurricane coming through anyway, So welcome to

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Speaker 1: the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast. There's Froggy looking great today.

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Speaker 1: You should be very proud, Froggy. You're doing so well.

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Speaker 1: You look fantastic. Thank you. My hair is starting to

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Speaker 1: come back, except in the one spot where my incision

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Speaker 1: So my hair is really starting to come back on

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Speaker 1: the rest of my head. Yeah, look on the side,

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Speaker 1: it's not it's not that bad and we'll grow back.

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Speaker 1: head's hart not happening. Danielle, there's Danielle in her basement.

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Speaker 1: Look at the Christmas travaganza going on behind Gandhi and

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Speaker 1: her boyfriend's house in Michigan. He wants you to do

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Speaker 1: we have decorated with Christmas and so far nothing. The

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Speaker 1: we're just gonna put them up early. We're not waiting

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Speaker 1: So Nate bought to shampoo, which I could have talked

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Speaker 1: Do you want it? Is there any any you have

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Speaker 1: But it's not give it. It's not just some rando.

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Speaker 1: It's Nate, Like, you know, he used it one time,

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Speaker 1: well what size bottle would work? Travel size? I feel

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Speaker 1: on this show that you would share pants with? No,

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Speaker 1: never ever shop at a thrift store and we're anything

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Speaker 1: will never buy Okay, alright, other people could put pants

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Speaker 1: water on your toothbrush, that's right, Scotty. Can you show

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Speaker 1: everyone the video eventually of you changing who is it

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Speaker 1: Ashley's diaper for the first time? Oh boy, that was

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Speaker 1: wearing when he changed his daughter's diaper for the first time.

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Speaker 1: You got over that, you got a completion. I just

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Speaker 1: and I ran away. But you you've you like worked

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Speaker 1: so you can work your way into wearing somebody else's

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Speaker 1: balls or panic balls shampoo. I don't, it's I don't.

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Speaker 1: I can't explain it. Like, look, when my wife gets

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Speaker 1: my parents. If my parents ever are in they you know,

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Speaker 1: have diapers. I will not change their diapers. What Scotty,

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Speaker 1: old man balls. I got Scotty's side here at this point.

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Speaker 1: I'm not changing my parents. You guys are terrible. Change

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Speaker 1: your diapers. You owe them that when the right I mean, look,

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Speaker 1: and let them do it, there's a difference eight month

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Speaker 1: old and eighty year old ship. There's a big difference.

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Speaker 1: Come to wipe your eight month old ship, guys, Guys,

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Speaker 1: we're doing it again. What we've gone down that road? Poop,

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Speaker 1: there's such a schoolmarm with that teacher to collect our homework.

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Speaker 1: term brown street. Yeah, yeah, brody and scary dressing a

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Speaker 1: light today that yeah, maroon too. Look at that scar

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Speaker 1: were late hitting that button there? Well, we got the

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Speaker 1: You ever know the scariest one of those people where

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Speaker 1: hair home Somewhe doesn't shut up. Somebody asked me on

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Speaker 1: much time we have left? Two and a half? Crap,

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Speaker 1: just call it like, I don't think that was entertaining.

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Speaker 1: People got their money's worth. If we drag it out,

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Speaker 1: recycled it. That's all that matters. See, I take it

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Speaker 1: back to the store to recycle. You have to buy

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Speaker 1: it against Scotty recycling behind the scenes. Here we got

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Speaker 1: definitely gone down. You can buy fresh shampoo. Can we

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Speaker 1: have an entertaining fifteen minute morning past this one. Bye bye,

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