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Speaker 1: and Jewels second dat up day. I didn't think people
Speaker 1: met anybody at a car wash since like the seventies,
Speaker 1: But apparently I was wrong. It's Brook and Jewel in
Speaker 1: the morning. Because Jake is on the phone. Apparently that's
Speaker 1: where he met the girl that he wants to call today.
Speaker 1: He met her at a car wash. A lot of
Speaker 1: car wash parties in the current day. But Jake, what's up?
Speaker 1: How are you? How are you doing? Pretty good? So
Speaker 1: you met what's her name? Melanie? Melanie? You met Melanie
Speaker 1: at the car wash? Yeah? How'd that happen? I'll be
Speaker 1: honest with you. I was, I was driving and then
Speaker 1: I saw this Trundra car washing was allowed, pretty girls
Speaker 1: out there washing their cars and I saw it. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: so you were just you saw a charity car washing
Speaker 1: you wanted to perve out for a bit. Wait, hold on,
Speaker 1: this isn't like a high school cheerleading squad, right, because
Speaker 1: those are the only people I ever see doing charity. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: no, No No, Leans didn't look like that. They looked, you know,
Speaker 1: over agent, they look legal. Oh so you figured you'd
Speaker 1: pull in there and really do some detective work and
Speaker 1: figure it out. Yeah, I mean I didn't really need
Speaker 1: a car was was, but you know, it was like
Speaker 1: a good excuse to get in there and then talk
Speaker 1: to some ladies. Okay, Well, the lady that you want
Speaker 1: us to call Melanie, she's legal or she's a cheerleader.
Speaker 1: And well here's the thing, though, I went in there
Speaker 1: and tell him I want to get my car washed.
Speaker 1: So as I try to talk to the few ladies
Speaker 1: that were there, they were all too basically so, and
Speaker 1: I want to paying attention to me. So I went
Speaker 1: and sat down waiting for my car to get washed.
Speaker 1: I'm at Melanie. Now, was she washing cars or was
Speaker 1: she also getting her car washed? No, she was waiting.
Speaker 1: She was waiting for her car as well. Okay, so
Speaker 1: you just struck up a conversation with her. I sat
Speaker 1: down next to her. I was kind of like bummed
Speaker 1: out on my phone, and then she's like, oh, there's
Speaker 1: some really nice shoes you guys. Because I turned around
Speaker 1: and I looked at her like wow, this goes forgeus. Okay,
Speaker 1: so I just started talking to her and uh, we
Speaker 1: got off in a good star. We had a nice
Speaker 1: conversation and I asked her for a Numble's dinner. Okay.
Speaker 1: So I mean I'm guessing you guys went out and
Speaker 1: had dinner. Yeah, yeah, all right, how was it? I
Speaker 1: thought it was going great, but I guess I said
Speaker 1: something that should have said to the vibe just like
Speaker 1: completely turned around after that. What did you ask her?
Speaker 1: We were just talking, trying to get to know each other,
Speaker 1: and I was like, so, you know, like, what do
Speaker 1: you make a year? What you ask asked her salary? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's like something you don't ask anybody really what That's
Speaker 1: exactly what she says. So the whole vibe just kind
Speaker 1: of went like, you know, so wait, how far into
Speaker 1: the date when you ask that? Half an hour? Pretty minute?
Speaker 1: But we're talking about a job, and it just sow
Speaker 1: so kind of natural to ask, you know, what do
Speaker 1: you make a year? Well, that's never it's never natural,
Speaker 1: and it's never okay to ask somebody that. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's kind of like the un thing that you don't
Speaker 1: you wonder but you don't ask. I mean, it's even
Speaker 1: uncomfortable sometimes for me to ask my husband how much money,
Speaker 1: and I try to make it better if I tell
Speaker 1: her how much I made. I was like, okay, you
Speaker 1: know mine, well what's yours? And nothing. She she wouldn't,
Speaker 1: she would say anything. She was just looked at me
Speaker 1: like I was crazy. Come on, it was just a question.
Speaker 1: I was nervous. I didn't know what else to talk about.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to keep a conversation going. So that's
Speaker 1: the first thing I talked. How are you going to
Speaker 1: continue that conversation either like a good for you or
Speaker 1: a yeah, me give you some tips I how to
Speaker 1: make more? Like do you make a lot of money yourself?
Speaker 1: Like when you told her your number? Is it normal?
Speaker 1: Is it impressive? Where we're at now you're asking bro?
Speaker 1: I mean we're talking about it. Oh you know, it's decent, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, So it's it's just an okay salary. It's
Speaker 1: not like you're trying to be like I'm a billionaire.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I mean, like come on, I'm trying to
Speaker 1: need some all right. So I think that's okay then, Like,
Speaker 1: because it could have put off as you being braggadocious,
Speaker 1: but like you weren't able to recover of her. You know,
Speaker 1: I was trying, but I don't know. It just she
Speaker 1: wasn't really taking anything I was saying, So I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean, I really think I met it up. How
Speaker 1: did you end things with her? Well? I paid for dinner,
Speaker 1: then she gave me a kiss of her cheek. I
Speaker 1: was hoping for a little bit more. But you know,
Speaker 1: based on my behavior, I guess I got what I deserve. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a pretty rude question, man, having calling her, trying
Speaker 1: to text her, but I don't. I just nothing, no text,
Speaker 1: no call. No. Maybe she doesn't make enough in her
Speaker 1: cell phone bill got turned you know, have you have
Speaker 1: you had a chance to apologize to her. No, But
Speaker 1: if he was gonna help me out, I would definitely
Speaker 1: give her my best apology. Maybe I can get a
Speaker 1: second day. Okay, Well we'll play a song and then
Speaker 1: come back and call her and get your second date update.
Speaker 1: All right, thank you? All right? Hanging looking jubil in
Speaker 1: the morning. There are certain things you should never ask
Speaker 1: somebody on a first date. You probably don't want to
Speaker 1: ask about politics. You don't want to ask them if
Speaker 1: they were to suddenly go missing. Would anybody look for them,
Speaker 1: and you probably don't want to ask him how much
Speaker 1: money they make. And that's the problem that Jake made.
Speaker 1: Who's on the phone for a second date update right now?
Speaker 1: He went out with a girl named Melanie. They met
Speaker 1: at a car wash, had dinner together, and he thinks
Speaker 1: that he screwed it all up because at a certain
Speaker 1: point he asked her how much money she made, and
Speaker 1: from that point on, the date went downhill. She left.
Speaker 1: She did end up giving him a kiss on the cheek,
Speaker 1: but she doesn't talk to him since. All right, Jake,
Speaker 1: we're about to call her and find out if that
Speaker 1: is the reason. Are you ready? Hemy breathing It sounds
Speaker 1: like you're more than ready, sounds like he actually finished.
Speaker 1: I haven't even got into the second day update yet. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Are you good? Now? Are you gonna still make the
Speaker 1: phone call? Yeah? No? Come, okay, I mean you sound nervous.
Speaker 1: That's how I took that a little bit, A little bit, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, okay. I think that you're gonna be able
Speaker 1: to apologize to her and she's gonna understand. You just
Speaker 1: stick to the you made me so nervous part? Okay, okay, okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and finish up whatever you're doing before you start talking
Speaker 1: to her. All right, but just put your phone on
Speaker 1: mute while we talked to her, so you're not making
Speaker 1: weird noise in the background. Okay, okay, all right, here
Speaker 1: we go. Hello. Hi, can I speak to Melanie please?
Speaker 1: This is she? Hey Melanie? How are you? This is
Speaker 1: Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Uh. Okay,
Speaker 1: you don't know what that is? Do you? No? No? What?
Speaker 1: Brooke and Jewel in the Morning is a radio show? Well? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I figured that. Who are you? What's going on? I'm
Speaker 1: Jewel from Brooke and Jewl in the Morning and we
Speaker 1: do a segment on our show called the second Date Update.
Speaker 1: Have you ever heard of that before? No? Okay, well
Speaker 1: I'll explain. A second date update is where if you
Speaker 1: go out on a date with somebody and then end
Speaker 1: up not calling them back after, they can email us
Speaker 1: to get you on the phone and find out what happened.
Speaker 1: And we recently got an email about you from a
Speaker 1: dude named Jake. Okay you know Jake? Oh yeah, yep, okay,
Speaker 1: So Jake told us about your date and he also
Speaker 1: told us that you're not answering his phone calls or
Speaker 1: text messages or anything, and is wondering why you're blowing
Speaker 1: him off. Am I supposed to tell you why? I
Speaker 1: would love it if you would, so Jake, he actually
Speaker 1: wants to know the answer. This is kind of weird,
Speaker 1: but that's fine. I'll tell you. Okay, this is so
Speaker 1: he told you we met it this car wash place. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he told us all about that. He thinks the reason
Speaker 1: you're not calling him back is because he asked about
Speaker 1: how much money you made. Oh. He said that was
Speaker 1: the like moment everything changed, like you went from being
Speaker 1: interested to being totally put off. Oh okay, I don't
Speaker 1: think it was that moment, although that was a weird
Speaker 1: one as well. So what was it? So? Jake seemed
Speaker 1: really nice the car washing, but he I don't know,
Speaker 1: He's really not my type. How So did he tell
Speaker 1: you he's originally from Spain and he just moved over here. No,
Speaker 1: I'm too long ago. We talked to him and or
Speaker 1: an accident, but we didn't ask about where it was
Speaker 1: from or anything. Okay, So he's originally from Spain and
Speaker 1: a sounds pretty sexy to me. Um sure, yeah, except
Speaker 1: he went on and on like almost immediately from the
Speaker 1: beginning of our date. He went on and on complaining
Speaker 1: that like ever since he got here, that he has
Speaker 1: been he's like not been able to hook up with
Speaker 1: when in and he's so frustrated that American women are
Speaker 1: so uptight and they should be more not kidding you.
Speaker 1: He goes into this thing like we need to be
Speaker 1: more free, we need to be more sexual. Is it
Speaker 1: weird that I'm like, he kind of has a point.
Speaker 1: I don't know, Like we are kind of a prudish country.
Speaker 1: I understand that, but this is a first date and
Speaker 1: it's the first topic of conversation he's going to bring up.
Speaker 1: And it was in the creepiest way, like all the
Speaker 1: red flags, all of them. I guess it's weird to
Speaker 1: complain that you've moved to a country and are having
Speaker 1: trouble getting laid. Yeah, when you're on a date, well,
Speaker 1: I mean, it's not like you're hanging out with a buddy.
Speaker 1: You're like, man, I can't hook up with a girl,
Speaker 1: but you're like, hey, you want to go out for dinner.
Speaker 1: By the way, nobody will have sex with me here.
Speaker 1: But it wasn't even like in a cop you just
Speaker 1: said that very casually. Okay, that's a very casual thing
Speaker 1: to stay in a conversation and be mature about. But
Speaker 1: he was like smarmy, gross about it. Is it? I mean,
Speaker 1: was it the way he was talking? Was it his
Speaker 1: body language? Could you point to one specific thing above all?
Speaker 1: He would go into this like it was almost like
Speaker 1: a pitch like back in my home in Spain, women
Speaker 1: would throw themselves at the floor to me, like he
Speaker 1: was a king or something. It was so gross. I
Speaker 1: just can't even you can't like chalk it up to
Speaker 1: cultural differences. I'm sure part of it is that, But
Speaker 1: like I said, there's a way to have a conversation
Speaker 1: about that without making it creepy and weird. It was weird.
Speaker 1: I wish you could have done there. I really do,
Speaker 1: I really do, because I've never I mean I've been
Speaker 1: around like creepy dudes. I've never felt this uncomfortable. Really.
Speaker 1: It was just, you know, you just have like this feeling,
Speaker 1: this instinct. I can't really describe it. And I was
Speaker 1: just like, I shouldn't be here. I gotta go Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: well that's good. You probably don't want to be here either, Melanie.
Speaker 1: Because Jake is on the other line listing and wants
Speaker 1: to talk to you. Oh my, okay, keep living right
Speaker 1: now unless you hung up? Jake, Are you still there?
Speaker 1: I am, ah, okay, So is it my accident? No, Jake.
Speaker 1: I think it was the fact that you were talking
Speaker 1: about not being able to hook up with American chicks
Speaker 1: and what's wrong with that? Well, it's a date. It's
Speaker 1: you're you're on a date. You know. It's just in America,
Speaker 1: we don't talk about sleeping with other people when on
Speaker 1: a first date. That's what I mean. And I don't
Speaker 1: I don't understand. Why are you guys are so tight
Speaker 1: about you know, sex, everything you know? In Spain is
Speaker 1: very natural to talk about those things, whether in a
Speaker 1: first date or your home with your mom or your grandmother,
Speaker 1: you know mother. I like his liberated like point of
Speaker 1: view in terms of it's natural, everyone does it. But
Speaker 1: I mean, are you hearing what she said about being uncomfortable? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I gotta say it. I was very surprised, very shot.
Speaker 1: I mean, Spain women love all that kind of talk.
Speaker 1: I'm a piece of my apologies. I'm a I'm a
Speaker 1: very sexual person. I'm very shree when it comes to that.
Speaker 1: I was, you know, I was hoping you've been in
Speaker 1: the same way, and so you know antiqua you know,
Speaker 1: like an antique kind of thing. You know, Listen, I
Speaker 1: think most people are sexual beings. It's part of our
Speaker 1: human nature. But there's a respectful way to do it.
Speaker 1: And you cross those lines immediately like I have no
Speaker 1: interest in seeing or I don't even know real ability.
Speaker 1: So we kind of like lost in translation kind of thing.
Speaker 1: I mean, because if I was alone with you, I mean,
Speaker 1: I would do thanks to you that you can even
Speaker 1: think of. You know, I being says, oh no, no,
Speaker 1: did you hear what I just said. It doesn't work.
Speaker 1: It doesn't work that way. You're not being a respectful
Speaker 1: human being. I think you're being a little too of time.
Speaker 1: Maybe like glass of the Kila will help you calm
Speaker 1: down a little bit and thank Okay, okay. I mean
Speaker 1: if you were to give him like some tips on
Speaker 1: how if he got to redo it, I mean, what
Speaker 1: would you want him to do differently next time? Um,
Speaker 1: be a different person. I'd be kind of tough to do.
Speaker 1: You've got to free yourself up here. You're like, you're
Speaker 1: not gonna sell You're You're you're obstructing yourself from liberations
Speaker 1: and freedom of sex, whether it's with men or woman
Speaker 1: or both at the same time or multiple. Hope, I'll
Speaker 1: be fine without you. Thanks. Are you sure, Melanie, would
Speaker 1: you liked about with Jake on a second date? We
Speaker 1: will pay for it. Absolutely not. Okay, I didn't see
Speaker 1: that coming at all, Melanie. I mean fine, Look, I
Speaker 1: get it. I understand you're not as as sexually liberated
Speaker 1: as I am. You're not as sexually free as I am.
Speaker 1: Maybe you can guide me in the right direction. Or
Speaker 1: might you have some friends that are more sexually liberated
Speaker 1: than yourself? What now he's gonna ask to meet my friends? Ye? Well,
Speaker 1: it's a little frustrating because no one will sleep with
Speaker 1: me here. Come on, Melanie, can you hook him up?
Speaker 1: You have any friends that might sleep with Jake since
Speaker 1: he's having I think I'm going to save all my
Speaker 1: friends the headache and just say no. Well all right,
Speaker 1: so Melanie, thank you every time. Jacob, Sorry, no second date.
Speaker 1: But you know, we do have a lot of American
Speaker 1: women who listen to this show. Is there any last
Speaker 1: minute please you'd like to put out to them? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's all the beautiful women out there. I mean talking
Speaker 1: about than at the end of this. You know, I
Speaker 1: look to please woman and I'm having a hard time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well with that Spanish, you just drop right there, Jake done,
Speaker 1: I'll sleep with you. Yeah, it's good, we're good. Okay,
Speaker 1: thank you. But if there's any woman that are interested,
Speaker 1: we'll send them your way. Jake, take care of man,
Speaker 1: broken jewel in the morning.