WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: "Blue Whale Balls" Mail Bag

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<v Speaker 1>Kaboom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes a

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<v Speaker 1>week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants of

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<v Speaker 1>the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats

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<v Speaker 1>crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the rich

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<v Speaker 1>pill poppers in the penthouse the Clearinghouse of hot takes

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<v Speaker 1>break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with Ben

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<v Speaker 1>Maller starts right now in the air everywhere and welcome

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<v Speaker 1>into the mail Bag edition of The Fifth Hour with

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<v Speaker 1>Ben Maller and Danny G. Radio. Now, since this is

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<v Speaker 1>a podcast and we don't announce when we're recording the podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>there are no calls like the phones even though they ring, Danny,

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<v Speaker 1>we're not we're not answering the phone. Maybe at some

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<v Speaker 1>point we'll do that. We'll figure out a way logistically,

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<v Speaker 1>there are ways to do it. But we have the mailbag.

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<v Speaker 1>It is our chance to interact with you, the listeners,

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<v Speaker 1>and let's get right into it. Danny G, what do

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<v Speaker 1>you say, do you have it? Do announced before we

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<v Speaker 1>get into it? No, just your thought about the phones there.

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<v Speaker 1>People spend way too much damn time on their phones.

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<v Speaker 1>Unless you're using your phone to listen to this podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>then it's okay. Yes, And I did meet some people people.

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<v Speaker 1>I mentioned Dottie from the Friday podcast and she does

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<v Speaker 1>not have email. She does not have a computer. Dotty

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<v Speaker 1>told me that. I said, why don't you, I'll email.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I was gonna email or something, and Dottie's like, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I go to the library. That's how I used the

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<v Speaker 1>computer at the library. Can you imagine, Danny, how much

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<v Speaker 1>more difficult would our lives be with what we do.

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<v Speaker 1>We would all have meltdowns if we did not have

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<v Speaker 1>access to a computer. And when you have a smartphone

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<v Speaker 1>on it, you've got a radio, you've got a television,

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<v Speaker 1>you've got a computer. They can spy on you. Big

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<v Speaker 1>brother can spy on you at any moment. They know

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<v Speaker 1>where you are, the shopping cart. It's exactly. It is

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<v Speaker 1>one of the great conveniences. And I don't know, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>financially she can't afford that. I have no idea, but listen,

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<v Speaker 1>you listen, however you listen. That's how people get hookers

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<v Speaker 1>in cocaine. Bunch of hookers and cocaine. Whether you whether

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<v Speaker 1>you listen on terrestrial radio regular regularly. I did see

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<v Speaker 1>Danny Fox Sports Radio upgrading our affiliate in San Diego,

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<v Speaker 1>the San Diego market. Poppy actually told me this on

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<v Speaker 1>the air the other night. We went from thirteen sixty

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<v Speaker 1>on the AM dial to seven sixty on the amw

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<v Speaker 1>which is great. It's a much more powerful station in

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<v Speaker 1>San Diego. And so they flipped the conservative talk station,

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<v Speaker 1>the Patriot San Diego version, that went to the higher

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<v Speaker 1>frequency and we went on the lower frequency. So that

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<v Speaker 1>was kind of cool. But the problem with San Diego radio,

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<v Speaker 1>and I know this when I worked in San Diego,

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<v Speaker 1>is that the transmitters are all pretty powerful, but they're

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<v Speaker 1>facing the Pacific Ocean. So you're broadcasting if only blue

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<v Speaker 1>books blue whales, rather if only blue whales, dolphins, seals,

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<v Speaker 1>uh fish, schools of fish, yes, and guys working on

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<v Speaker 1>oil rigs, if only they could be credited with listening

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<v Speaker 1>to the programming, the audience would be much bigger. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>That was one of the great things about working at

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<v Speaker 1>a border blaster station that was not governed by the FCC,

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<v Speaker 1>because the mighty six ninety was booming just the same

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<v Speaker 1>but different. It was booming across the United States as

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<v Speaker 1>opposed to out to the Pacific Ocean, so little inside

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<v Speaker 1>radio mumbo jumbo and all that. But let's get to

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<v Speaker 1>the mailbag right now, and our buddy, ohio Wow, it's

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<v Speaker 1>mail bag, all right, thank you for that, Ohio Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>And let's see who is first. I got mail, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I got mail. Yeah. Reminder, if you want to be

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<v Speaker 1>part of the mailbag, you don't have to wait for

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<v Speaker 1>me to post something on Facebook. I do it every

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<v Speaker 1>Monday or Tuesday, usually in the afternoon, sometimes in the

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<v Speaker 1>morning on the Facebook page. I'll put a funny gift

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<v Speaker 1>on there, and then you can submit a question or

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<v Speaker 1>you can just email me right now. You don't have

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<v Speaker 1>to wait if you have a witty question, something about

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<v Speaker 1>the show, something about something that has happened in the past.

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<v Speaker 1>Danny G. You want to ask him what his life's

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<v Speaker 1>like my life. You want to ask Danny G what

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<v Speaker 1>it's like to be in a school and being around

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<v Speaker 1>kids all the time. Uh, ask me what it's like

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<v Speaker 1>to have no life and not do anything other than radio.

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<v Speaker 1>You can ask me any of those questions and Danny

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<v Speaker 1>Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com. Make sure to

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<v Speaker 1>spell it out Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com.

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<v Speaker 1>First one comes from Cliff from Nashville's has Been and

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<v Speaker 1>Danny G. Y'all said, I was pranking you with the

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<v Speaker 1>broom straw checking the rightness of a watermelon. Have you

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<v Speaker 1>have you had the opportunity to try it? Uh? And

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<v Speaker 1>he also says, please Ben, take the West of the

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<v Speaker 1>four oh five off your podcast promos and replace it

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<v Speaker 1>with Danny G. He is worthy. Al right. So as

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<v Speaker 1>far as the podcast promo thing, I don't know anything

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<v Speaker 1>about that, Danny, I'm not sure how that works. I

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<v Speaker 1>think I Heart has an old version of the promo.

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<v Speaker 1>They've been sticking it in some of the podcasts. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so it's away from what we do. Unfortunately, we're not

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<v Speaker 1>in charge of that. Well, that is his disrespect. That's

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<v Speaker 1>not right. There has to be away. I know this

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<v Speaker 1>is a major bureauqu to see and there's a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of layers at iHeart Media, but there has to be

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<v Speaker 1>a way that we can get rid of that. There's

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<v Speaker 1>some central command that we can go to and just

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<v Speaker 1>simply trade out the old promo for the new promo.

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<v Speaker 1>We could record a new promo, Danny. I'm willing to

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<v Speaker 1>do that. We can write some new copy. I I

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<v Speaker 1>believe I am capable of doing that. We can come

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<v Speaker 1>up with some new dogma and toss it in there

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<v Speaker 1>and boom, it'll be unfreaking believable. Danny. Yeah, we talk

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<v Speaker 1>for all these hours. I think we're okay to talk

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<v Speaker 1>for thirty seconds. Yeah. Well, of course, it's like it's

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<v Speaker 1>like the difference between television and radio. Like people that

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<v Speaker 1>do television and go to radio have a much harder

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<v Speaker 1>time typically than people that go from radio to television

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<v Speaker 1>because it's a whole different skill set in terms of

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<v Speaker 1>the amount of time. Ask Pat O'Brien p o b

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<v Speaker 1>who's been on this podcast, the Great Pat O'Brien. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>as far as the watermelon thing, I have not check

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<v Speaker 1>the watermelon. I have stuck to my original watermelon technique

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<v Speaker 1>where you look for the watermelon that's all scratched up

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<v Speaker 1>because that's that's the sweetest watermelon, because the bugs were

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<v Speaker 1>trying to get into the critters were trying to get

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<v Speaker 1>into the watermelon. So that's what I do. Have you

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<v Speaker 1>have you, Danny, been able to try the broom straw

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<v Speaker 1>technique for the water from our past conversations, I also

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<v Speaker 1>now have been looking for the ones that are the

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<v Speaker 1>most scratched up, and has that worked for you? Yeah? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>my TENDERNI picked out a watermelon just a week ago,

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<v Speaker 1>and it looked all scratched up, and it was bright

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<v Speaker 1>red inside and juicy and over me had enough sweetness

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<v Speaker 1>to it. It was perfect. It's a great life hack

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<v Speaker 1>because most people don't know it, and they would avoid

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<v Speaker 1>those watermelons because they think there's something wrong with and

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<v Speaker 1>they look beat up. The simpleton will say, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a cautionary watermelon. Do not do not touch that watermelon.

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<v Speaker 1>That's there's storm clouds around that watermelon. And we know better,

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<v Speaker 1>all right. I next up on there the mail bag.

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<v Speaker 1>These are actual messages by actual lists. Mr Luciano says, Hey, Ben,

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<v Speaker 1>no question, Yeah, no question asked for you and Danny G.

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to say thank you. Mr Luciano says,

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<v Speaker 1>thanks again. It was a pleasure meeting both of you.

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<v Speaker 1>Great times. Keep doing what you doubt well. Thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>Mr Luciano. A fine night we had together that we

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<v Speaker 1>will remember, and I'm sure you you remember. Mr Luciano.

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<v Speaker 1>It was great meeting you, and I'm glad you were

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<v Speaker 1>able to make it and hang out and you stayed

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<v Speaker 1>long enough for Danny and the whole the whole deal

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<v Speaker 1>you've got mail, Kevin and Kansas writes, and he says,

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<v Speaker 1>dear Ben and Danny, g with your recent car issues,

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<v Speaker 1>have either of you gone for walks recently or has

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<v Speaker 1>life been too busy for that right now? Ben, is

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<v Speaker 1>your new area just as nice for walking as the

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<v Speaker 1>old place? So I answer that one first. Kevin. First

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<v Speaker 1>of all, I hope live Street in ull. Kevin is

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<v Speaker 1>a teacher as well, Danny, so he's in the education world.

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<v Speaker 1>Where I live now, Kevin, there's actually more trails to walk.

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<v Speaker 1>It's an amazing place where I where I reside, and

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<v Speaker 1>I've done a little bit of it lately. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna lie. It's been too hot and I just haven't

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<v Speaker 1>been able to to get out and wander the trails

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<v Speaker 1>and whatnot. I hope to get back to that. I

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<v Speaker 1>love going on nature hikes. I love walking to like waterfalls.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a great one up in Pasadena, in the Pasadena

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<v Speaker 1>area of southern California. Danny, I don't know if you've

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<v Speaker 1>done any of that hiking to waterfalls, but it's it's

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<v Speaker 1>pretty cool. There's a a bridge that goes to nowhere,

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<v Speaker 1>the bridge to Nowhere, which is out above Azuza in

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<v Speaker 1>southern California. I'd like to go there at some point.

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<v Speaker 1>But I like stuff like that. But I answer your question, Kevin,

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<v Speaker 1>I have not really done much of that recently. I

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<v Speaker 1>have been going to the gym. My treadmill, my dear

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<v Speaker 1>beloved treadmill is covered in dust, and at some point

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<v Speaker 1>the crowd will go wild because that thing will work again.

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<v Speaker 1>Just be careful with that bridge to nowhere, because everybody

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<v Speaker 1>in southern California knows that's where the chakra lives. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>is that right? Uh? The boogeyman. You gotta watch out

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<v Speaker 1>for the boogeyman. What about you, Danny? You have told

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<v Speaker 1>stories about how you've gone. You have the e bike,

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<v Speaker 1>You've done a little bit of that. But have you

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<v Speaker 1>been wandering the mean streets of the valley. It was

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<v Speaker 1>two weekends ago. I tried to take a Saturday morning

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<v Speaker 1>walk after I finished post production of the podcast. I

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<v Speaker 1>told my TENDERRONI, I'll go out with you. As she

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<v Speaker 1>was walking the dog dog Daisy, who looks like a

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<v Speaker 1>squirrel ear. She had to pick Daisy up because it

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<v Speaker 1>was hot. Her dog he didn't want to touch the concrete.

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<v Speaker 1>And then we get to where the grass was up top.

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<v Speaker 1>She was being grouchy. She kept complaining about everything, and

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<v Speaker 1>I told her, I'm like, you know, you're just complaining NonStop,

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<v Speaker 1>right And she's like, I'm sorry, it's just too damn

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<v Speaker 1>hot to take a walk. We came back to the

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<v Speaker 1>A C. And she was her wonderful self again. That's

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<v Speaker 1>how hot it's been here. It's been been nasty. And

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<v Speaker 1>a few more, few more weeks ago by Halloween. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe maybe by Halloween. All right, let's see here, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>come back. It's Kevin is in Rockford, Illinois. So back

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<v Speaker 1>to back, belly to belly, Kevin and Kansas. Now Kevin

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<v Speaker 1>and Rockford, Illinois a regular. It's like Kevin and Kevin

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<v Speaker 1>is like a law firm or a morning show. Are

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<v Speaker 1>you coming and coming in the morning? And Kevin, we'll

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<v Speaker 1>have traffic on the ones and fun on the twos.

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<v Speaker 1>One thousand dollars up for grabs in ten minutes. This

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<v Speaker 1>is a national contest anyway, Kevin in Illinois, who sends

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<v Speaker 1>a really good questions quite a bit, just like Kevin

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<v Speaker 1>and Kansas. He says, I'm heading back to Colorado next week.

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<v Speaker 1>The hike. Another Colorado fourteener and just so Danny g

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<v Speaker 1>does not feel left out, I will yet again change

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<v Speaker 1>the name of the mountain and it shall be called

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<v Speaker 1>Tinderroni Mountain. Can I have a request? Can please call

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<v Speaker 1>it Tinderoni Tip, Tinderoni Tip Mountain, even better, Tinderoni Tip Mountain.

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<v Speaker 1>Kevin says, we're camping out at the base of the

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<v Speaker 1>mountain and I just bought a miniature black stone griddle

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<v Speaker 1>to cook cook on a camp What do you guys

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<v Speaker 1>recommend as a good camping meal. Oh that you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>love the griddle. Even those small griddles are great. The

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<v Speaker 1>smash burger is wonderful on a griddle. It's it just

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<v Speaker 1>takes some obviously some ground beef and make sure it's

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<v Speaker 1>cold whatnot. But and you can use it like a

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<v Speaker 1>pot to squish the burger down with a turkey burger.

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<v Speaker 1>You can do that with a turkey burger too. I've

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<v Speaker 1>done that. I've done ground turkey that works as well.

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<v Speaker 1>I love the Philly cheese steak, which is probably not

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<v Speaker 1>a good idea on a hike. But you can make

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<v Speaker 1>breakfast foods omelets, bacon, anything your heart desires. I am

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<v Speaker 1>all about the griddle. I have a Blackstone griddle. Dare

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<v Speaker 1>you they're not an advertiser. They should be. I love

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<v Speaker 1>I freaking love that thing. It's a wonderful thing. Kevin.

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<v Speaker 1>Make sure it takes some good photos though, of the

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<v Speaker 1>TENDERNI tips signed Tenderoni Tips Mountain and put put Danny

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<v Speaker 1>g s Tenderoni Tips Mountain. That's a lot of writing. No,

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<v Speaker 1>just call the tip since he's up at the top

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<v Speaker 1>of it. Oh, there you go, yeah tip. Yeah, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>and I think I saw that. But thank you Kevin,

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<v Speaker 1>Good luck, safe travels, enjoy you stay at the top

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<v Speaker 1>of the mountain. If I hiked to the top of

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<v Speaker 1>the mountain, I would not want to leave the top

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<v Speaker 1>of the mountain. I just want to stay there and

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<v Speaker 1>be like, all right, this is a lot of work.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna hang out here. You've got mail, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>Next up we go to Mike in Wisconsin. He says, hey, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>would you rather give up air conditioning and heating for

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<v Speaker 1>the rest of your life or give up the Internet

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<v Speaker 1>for the rest of your life? Well, this is interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we just talked about Dottie, who does not

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<v Speaker 1>lives her life. She does not have the internet. She

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<v Speaker 1>hates this show hates me. I gotta tell you, I

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<v Speaker 1>am so in the internet world for work. Like, if

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't have this job, I probably wouldn't really worry

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<v Speaker 1>that much about it. If I had like a job

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<v Speaker 1>where I didn't need to worry about being updated on stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>But the Internet is everything. The Internet is radio, it's television,

0:15:06.720 --> 0:15:09.920
<v Speaker 1>it's movies, it's everything. You'd have to give up all

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<v Speaker 1>of that about just giving up the Internet for one

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<v Speaker 1>season because I don't care about the heater. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>use the heater, not where we live. Yeah, you don't

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<v Speaker 1>really need that. No, I need the A C though badly. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh man, I already I don't know about you. I

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<v Speaker 1>already run hot. So when it gets super hot outside

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<v Speaker 1>then I'm a mess. Like I don't want to be

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<v Speaker 1>out there where that sun is blazing down on you.

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<v Speaker 1>I need to find that air conditioning or some shade. Yeah, so, Mike,

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<v Speaker 1>would I rather? I would rather give up the heating

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<v Speaker 1>and the air conditioning if I had to make that

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<v Speaker 1>Sophie's choice call than the Internet. But my life would

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<v Speaker 1>be so much more uncomfortable. Although at the same time,

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<v Speaker 1>we've heard so many stories over the years, Danny that

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<v Speaker 1>like washing In d c. They call it the swamp.

0:16:02.920 --> 0:16:05.320
<v Speaker 1>We love big Ben. Big Ben's a friend of mine.

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<v Speaker 1>The reason they called it the swamp originally because it

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<v Speaker 1>was oppressively hot and humid like a swamp. It still is,

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<v Speaker 1>but the politicians now they call it the swamp because

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<v Speaker 1>of the politicians, but they The worst thing that happened

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<v Speaker 1>for politics is the air conditioning. Because everyone used to

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<v Speaker 1>get out of Washington, d c uh in the summertime

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<v Speaker 1>because it was so nasty and it was just horrible.

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<v Speaker 1>And our friend Marlin's man told me the story about

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<v Speaker 1>how in in Florida it was the same thing that

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<v Speaker 1>it was. Real estate was cheap. Nobody wanted to live

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<v Speaker 1>in Florida because it was so nasty most of the

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<v Speaker 1>year with the humidity, and people could not handle it.

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<v Speaker 1>From the north, the northerners that would come down. And

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<v Speaker 1>then once air conditioning became a thing, suddenly it didn't

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<v Speaker 1>matter anymore and people would just Conditioning also helped build

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<v Speaker 1>Las Vegas. That's right. There is no lost Las Vegas

0:17:05.720 --> 0:17:12.440
<v Speaker 1>without without that, all right. The next up Chris in Marraccata, Iowa.

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<v Speaker 1>He says, guys, what was the most embarrassing moment you

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<v Speaker 1>had in high school? Well, there are there are so

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<v Speaker 1>many nightmare moments in high school, Like how do you

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<v Speaker 1>sum up one one moment in time? I have very

0:17:30.200 --> 0:17:35.359
<v Speaker 1>uh troubling memories of the fitness test in football, trying

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<v Speaker 1>to beat a certain time and having to do it

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<v Speaker 1>over and over again. Well, all my teammates are like,

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<v Speaker 1>you fat ass, what's wrong with you? That was a

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<v Speaker 1>that was a nightmare. And then there were some like

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<v Speaker 1>random things, awkward moments with girls in high school where

0:17:50.200 --> 0:17:54.800
<v Speaker 1>you're I was. I was very shy, I'm introvert then

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<v Speaker 1>and it was very weird and uh so anything in particular, Danny,

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<v Speaker 1>though you you remember from high school that you haven't

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<v Speaker 1>recently told that. He Yeah, it was my sophomore year

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<v Speaker 1>and I was in the Electronics r OP program. She

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<v Speaker 1>was a freshman. I was a sophomore, and she would

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<v Speaker 1>flirt with me in that class every day. And there

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<v Speaker 1>was a separate class attached where they actually had old

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<v Speaker 1>TVs and things like that for us to use the

0:18:22.640 --> 0:18:27.040
<v Speaker 1>soldering irons on and in that little room. She and

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<v Speaker 1>I went back there and uh, we were grinding, We

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<v Speaker 1>were doing some things we shouldn't have been doing on

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<v Speaker 1>school hours, and the electronics teacher walked in and caught us,

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<v Speaker 1>and I thought for sure he was going to call

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<v Speaker 1>my mom. I was embarrassed because of what he caught

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<v Speaker 1>us doing. Then it was you acting like you were

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<v Speaker 1>in an A's game or a Blue Jay's game. No,

0:18:53.880 --> 0:18:57.359
<v Speaker 1>it wasn't anything that torrid, but it was let's just

0:18:57.400 --> 0:19:02.000
<v Speaker 1>say it was R. Kelly his hit song Up and Grind. Okay,

0:19:02.080 --> 0:19:04.159
<v Speaker 1>I felt like at any moment he could pick up

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<v Speaker 1>the phone and call my mom and get me in trouble.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the one memory that comes to mind where I

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<v Speaker 1>was embarrassed about something. Although she was good looking, I

0:19:12.640 --> 0:19:15.560
<v Speaker 1>wasn't embarrassed about that part. It was just what he

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<v Speaker 1>caught us doing red handed. He could have held that

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<v Speaker 1>over your head the entire I guess. Yeah, he could

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<v Speaker 1>have blackmailed me. He actually lived two blocks away from us,

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<v Speaker 1>and so my mom she met him, and she knew

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<v Speaker 1>him because my older brother was in his electronics class.

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't want to say he was a friend

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<v Speaker 1>of the family, but he definitely knew my mom well

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<v Speaker 1>enough to where he could have talked to her and

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<v Speaker 1>got me busted. Wow. So okay, that's good. So that's

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<v Speaker 1>a cool He didn't do it though. Yeah, thank you

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<v Speaker 1>Mr Hoskins for not getting me grounded for a month. Now,

0:19:52.040 --> 0:19:54.040
<v Speaker 1>kids are gonna be kids, right are you gonna You're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna do stuff as long as you don't cross certain lines.

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<v Speaker 1>You gotta live your life. Why not? All right? Next

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<v Speaker 1>up is Eric from Parts Unknown. He says, Hey, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>what I guess this is for me? What is the

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<v Speaker 1>most unprepared you've ever been for a show? And how

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<v Speaker 1>did you get through it? Yeah? So I over prepare Eric.

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<v Speaker 1>But there have been times a few times over the

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<v Speaker 1>years where I've been at the studio, I've been on

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<v Speaker 1>my way out and who whoever was supposed to do

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<v Speaker 1>the show next they couldn't connect to their studio and

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<v Speaker 1>so they're like, hey, can you start the morning show?

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<v Speaker 1>And I'd be like, okay, hello, hello, and but I

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<v Speaker 1>don't have any but sero. So often I just kind

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<v Speaker 1>of rehash stuff that I've done. There have been times

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<v Speaker 1>where I've put some notes down. Usually the way it

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<v Speaker 1>works is I I go to my my home studio,

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<v Speaker 1>my office, and I'll prepare for the show, and then

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<v Speaker 1>when I go oheen, I'll email myself. So I have everything,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I'll print everything up on the company dime,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's how we do things. And so sometimes though,

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<v Speaker 1>I was in such a rush to get out that

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<v Speaker 1>I forgot to actually send the email that had all

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<v Speaker 1>my notes for the show, and so I just had

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<v Speaker 1>to kind of wing it. And the weird thing I've

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<v Speaker 1>noticed is that when I've had that happen, has happened

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<v Speaker 1>a few times where I've not really been prepared the

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<v Speaker 1>way I should be, nobody really seems to notice. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like nobody like I guess I'm able to fake it

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<v Speaker 1>till you make it, or I've done it enough that

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<v Speaker 1>it's I'm able to do it. I don't. I don't figure.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't prefer to do that. I like to have preparation.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to I don't want to just wing

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<v Speaker 1>it totally, because you know, people give up the most

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<v Speaker 1>valuable thing they have to listen to radio and or

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<v Speaker 1>have it be a part of your life, and I

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<v Speaker 1>feel it's it's wrong to do it. Now, there are

0:21:56.119 --> 0:21:58.680
<v Speaker 1>plenty of people that do it that way. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>like to do it, but it has happened. Eric. To

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<v Speaker 1>answer your question, to my to my knowledge, no one's

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<v Speaker 1>ever said. I've never got an email saying, hey, you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't do the normal thing you normally do because I

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<v Speaker 1>I'm able to still present a similar product just in

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<v Speaker 1>my head, in my neurosis. It's not as good as

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<v Speaker 1>it could be. All right, what is next? We have

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<v Speaker 1>a Shane in Texas. He writes, and he says, if

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<v Speaker 1>you had one wish from a genie in a bottle,

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<v Speaker 1>and you could only pick one, would you rather have?

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<v Speaker 1>And I guess it's these two things Shane is saying,

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<v Speaker 1>not Genie and mentor, but Genie like a genie in

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<v Speaker 1>about I said, but these are the only two things

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<v Speaker 1>you got to pick from. Would you rather have perfect

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<v Speaker 1>teeth or perfect hair? All right? So for me this

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<v Speaker 1>is easy maybe for both of us. I don't know

0:22:48.119 --> 0:22:52.399
<v Speaker 1>the hair thing because I don't I don't really notice,

0:22:52.440 --> 0:22:55.280
<v Speaker 1>Like if you have really nasty teeth, I guess I'll notice,

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<v Speaker 1>But I don't really like stare at people's teeth. But

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<v Speaker 1>it's hard to avoid hair because it's you see it.

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<v Speaker 1>I wear hats all the time because my hair is

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<v Speaker 1>thanks to my my my grandparents and my grandfather or whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>It's it's gone. Yeah, like he I guess I would pay.

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<v Speaker 1>I would pick if my genie in a bottle could

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<v Speaker 1>only give me one of those two things, I would

0:23:16.480 --> 0:23:21.639
<v Speaker 1>pick flowing locks. That's what I would pick. Danny, I

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<v Speaker 1>like Sampson, I would be with the locks. What about

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<v Speaker 1>you now? Back when you were dating? And I mean, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I I know that was a period in your life

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<v Speaker 1>where you had a lot going on, but were you

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<v Speaker 1>would it bother you if a girl had a jacked

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<v Speaker 1>up grill or like her hair was thinning, because I

0:23:41.480 --> 0:23:44.639
<v Speaker 1>think the jacked up grill is worse. Yeah. See, well

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<v Speaker 1>that's a different I'm talking about. Yeah, I guess in dating. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>But like I like, what do I really care if

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<v Speaker 1>my buddy Jimmy has messed up teeth? You know, give

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<v Speaker 1>a crap. I'm not gonna kiss him. You pay me

0:23:56.880 --> 0:24:01.199
<v Speaker 1>five dollars, I'll endorse a game magazine. Uh so it

0:24:01.240 --> 0:24:04.560
<v Speaker 1>doesn't really matter to me. Um yeah, I mean I'm

0:24:04.600 --> 0:24:09.240
<v Speaker 1>with you. For us, the fabio here would be amazing, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>because I think we already have some decent teeth for

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<v Speaker 1>anyone listening in England right now. Sorry not to take

0:24:15.560 --> 0:24:19.600
<v Speaker 1>a shot at you, not the stereotype, but yeah, but

0:24:19.640 --> 0:24:23.359
<v Speaker 1>they're known for some teeth that maybe needs some dental work.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I agree with you, But I also think

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<v Speaker 1>about that question and I turn it around, like, is

0:24:29.359 --> 0:24:32.800
<v Speaker 1>that a physical trait people would pay attention to when

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<v Speaker 1>they're dating? Yeah, that that would not be Uh, what's

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<v Speaker 1>the word I'm looking for, a DGAC or whatever, the

0:24:40.920 --> 0:24:44.000
<v Speaker 1>afrodza afrodesiac. Yeah, that's the word I was looking for.

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<v Speaker 1>Easier for me to say. But but yeah, that would

0:24:47.240 --> 0:24:51.840
<v Speaker 1>not enhance the situation. And but on your second date,

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<v Speaker 1>you could take her to the dentist. Yes, I have

0:24:55.200 --> 0:24:58.359
<v Speaker 1>a great dentist. I want to recommend. You're really gonna

0:24:58.440 --> 0:25:01.440
<v Speaker 1>like this dentist. Oh man, is this a great dentist?

0:25:01.680 --> 0:25:06.000
<v Speaker 1>I got one hell of an orthodonist on my payroll. Baby,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, no way, Jose rights and he says, if

0:25:12.119 --> 0:25:16.040
<v Speaker 1>you can be reincarnated, but only as an animal, any animal,

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<v Speaker 1>when you die, what would you want to be? All right?

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<v Speaker 1>So if you come back to the same planet, I

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<v Speaker 1>guess I would pick like a blue whale. Don't they

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<v Speaker 1>live to be like two hundred years old? Or a

0:25:28.840 --> 0:25:33.360
<v Speaker 1>tortoise or something like that. Although I guess if you're

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<v Speaker 1>a blue whale, you don't want to go through some

0:25:37.080 --> 0:25:39.439
<v Speaker 1>of the h I guess I'll stereotype here some of

0:25:39.480 --> 0:25:42.800
<v Speaker 1>the countries where they're in in the Asian countries where

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<v Speaker 1>they love to hunt the whales, right, harpoon the whales

0:25:45.920 --> 0:25:50.080
<v Speaker 1>and all that. Don't they fry up the whale peoples. Yeah,

0:25:50.119 --> 0:25:52.800
<v Speaker 1>it's a it's a culinary delight. I think. I don't

0:25:52.840 --> 0:25:54.640
<v Speaker 1>think you're I don't think you're kidding. I think they're

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<v Speaker 1>like every part of the whale is very, very valuable.

0:25:59.280 --> 0:26:01.400
<v Speaker 1>But I so I'd be in the ocean, but i'd

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<v Speaker 1>avoid the whalers. Not the Hartford Whalers, the old hockey team,

0:26:05.400 --> 0:26:09.119
<v Speaker 1>but the whalers. I would what animal would you be, Danny,

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<v Speaker 1>If you could be any animal reincarnated, you're coming back

0:26:12.680 --> 0:26:16.160
<v Speaker 1>and you're out there doing your thing. I would definitely

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<v Speaker 1>want to come back as the king of the jungle.

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<v Speaker 1>I would. I would be a lion for sure, all right. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>nobody picks like a cockroach. No one's like, I want

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<v Speaker 1>to come back and I want to be an aunt.

0:26:27.960 --> 0:26:29.800
<v Speaker 1>I want to be a worker aunt or a worker

0:26:29.880 --> 0:26:36.720
<v Speaker 1>b No one ever picks that. They always pick whale, lion, tiger, rhino, hippo,

0:26:37.240 --> 0:26:39.639
<v Speaker 1>you name if I was a hippo, I would be

0:26:39.640 --> 0:26:42.359
<v Speaker 1>the hungry hippo. I would definitely be the hungry hippo.

0:26:43.080 --> 0:26:46.679
<v Speaker 1>You'd be the fasting hippo. Yeah, exactly. Well, if I

0:26:46.720 --> 0:26:50.800
<v Speaker 1>was living the life I'm living now, Barry in Nashville

0:26:50.880 --> 0:26:53.520
<v Speaker 1>rights and he says, yo yo, mob, Benny. Have you

0:26:53.600 --> 0:26:57.280
<v Speaker 1>ever watched the show Naked and Afraid on Discover Channel?

0:26:58.080 --> 0:27:01.439
<v Speaker 1>Discovery Channel, I have not. Have you seen that show? Danny? Oh, yeah,

0:27:01.480 --> 0:27:03.800
<v Speaker 1>I've seen a couple of seasons of it, all right,

0:27:03.840 --> 0:27:05.880
<v Speaker 1>he says, if not. It's where they drop off two

0:27:05.880 --> 0:27:09.359
<v Speaker 1>contestants into a remote location where the contestants have no

0:27:09.520 --> 0:27:13.680
<v Speaker 1>clothes and can only bring one survival item a knife,

0:27:14.280 --> 0:27:17.840
<v Speaker 1>a fishing line, et cetera of their choice. They then

0:27:17.960 --> 0:27:22.160
<v Speaker 1>have to fend for themselves for food and building a shelter.

0:27:23.160 --> 0:27:26.760
<v Speaker 1>The contest typically last for twenty one days. They then

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<v Speaker 1>they hike out and considered to have complete completed the

0:27:31.359 --> 0:27:33.199
<v Speaker 1>challenge if they make it to the end of the

0:27:33.240 --> 0:27:36.639
<v Speaker 1>twenty one days. The question is who from your crew

0:27:36.920 --> 0:27:39.880
<v Speaker 1>would make it the longest and how many minutes, hours,

0:27:39.960 --> 0:27:44.680
<v Speaker 1>or days would they last? Man? All right, So there

0:27:44.800 --> 0:27:47.760
<v Speaker 1>was a show that I used to watch where this

0:27:47.840 --> 0:27:51.720
<v Speaker 1>guy would land in a place remote area, but he'd

0:27:51.720 --> 0:27:55.639
<v Speaker 1>be dropped off by himself and then he'd record everything.

0:27:55.720 --> 0:27:58.879
<v Speaker 1>But that's not naked and afraid. This was This was

0:27:59.000 --> 0:28:02.960
<v Speaker 1>They wasn't naked. This is something else. There's another great

0:28:03.000 --> 0:28:05.399
<v Speaker 1>show you could watch on Netflix right now called A

0:28:05.480 --> 0:28:10.200
<v Speaker 1>Loan where different contestants get dropped off somewhere where it's crazy,

0:28:11.040 --> 0:28:15.160
<v Speaker 1>crazy environment. But they're they're wearing clothes, but they're by

0:28:15.200 --> 0:28:18.160
<v Speaker 1>themselves and they have to fend for food and try

0:28:18.200 --> 0:28:22.200
<v Speaker 1>to outlast all of the other contestants on that same island.

0:28:22.720 --> 0:28:26.960
<v Speaker 1>So it's pretty cool. But for your staff, Ben, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to think, who could really make it out there

0:28:30.080 --> 0:28:33.280
<v Speaker 1>in the in the wilderness if there's no drive through

0:28:33.320 --> 0:28:35.720
<v Speaker 1>his coop would not make it. Roberto would probably be

0:28:35.840 --> 0:28:38.080
<v Speaker 1>okay cooking wise, he'd be able to cook. But then

0:28:38.120 --> 0:28:41.240
<v Speaker 1>you gotta kill and cook him. Yeah, you have to

0:28:41.320 --> 0:28:44.600
<v Speaker 1>catch fish too, that's the key. The ones who made

0:28:44.600 --> 0:28:47.200
<v Speaker 1>it the longest on the Loan are the ones who

0:28:47.240 --> 0:28:51.480
<v Speaker 1>are able to catch fish. It's very difficult without a

0:28:51.560 --> 0:28:54.840
<v Speaker 1>fishing line to catch a fish though with your bare hands.

0:28:54.880 --> 0:28:58.320
<v Speaker 1>If you don't, they made contraptions they put together like

0:28:58.320 --> 0:29:02.560
<v Speaker 1>a Jerry rigged fishing net to catch fish overnight, then

0:29:02.600 --> 0:29:05.400
<v Speaker 1>you gotta gut the fish and that whole thing. Yeah,

0:29:05.560 --> 0:29:09.040
<v Speaker 1>and those bamboo contraptions where you know the fish can

0:29:09.080 --> 0:29:12.440
<v Speaker 1>fit in but then can't get out. Yeah, I guess.

0:29:12.440 --> 0:29:14.360
<v Speaker 1>So I answer your question. I would go with you,

0:29:14.440 --> 0:29:16.400
<v Speaker 1>Danny G. I think you do okay, because you've watched

0:29:16.400 --> 0:29:19.040
<v Speaker 1>the show, so you know what to do with you.

0:29:19.520 --> 0:29:21.800
<v Speaker 1>I could build a fort, that's for sure, and I

0:29:21.800 --> 0:29:24.080
<v Speaker 1>think I would be able to catch a couple of fish.

0:29:24.280 --> 0:29:26.560
<v Speaker 1>There you go. You got that going for you. I'd

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<v Speaker 1>have no chance. I would just say, okay, I'm not

0:29:28.920 --> 0:29:31.800
<v Speaker 1>gonna eat for twenty one days. I'll go to Keynes.

0:29:31.840 --> 0:29:34.600
<v Speaker 1>When I get back, I'll have the candy at Combo.

0:29:34.640 --> 0:29:38.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm good to go. Thank you, Verry. I appreciate that.

0:29:39.200 --> 0:29:42.280
<v Speaker 1>The next one from Pierre, try to pick up the

0:29:42.280 --> 0:29:45.280
<v Speaker 1>pacer a little bit, Pierre says, writing from my safe space,

0:29:45.400 --> 0:29:49.160
<v Speaker 1>He says, cuddling my therapy dog with one arm and

0:29:49.200 --> 0:29:52.520
<v Speaker 1>clutching my crayons and crushing the keys with the other.

0:29:52.920 --> 0:29:56.400
<v Speaker 1>Danny G mentioned the Nerve football during last week's mailbag,

0:29:56.680 --> 0:30:00.320
<v Speaker 1>and this got me feeling nostalgic for toys from my youth,

0:30:00.360 --> 0:30:04.640
<v Speaker 1>did either of you have and it's a football? Growing up,

0:30:05.280 --> 0:30:08.320
<v Speaker 1>this was a soft rubber football that you could throw

0:30:08.880 --> 0:30:12.760
<v Speaker 1>super tight spirals with as well as further than a

0:30:12.880 --> 0:30:16.320
<v Speaker 1>NERF football. Also, did you guys have any other toys

0:30:16.360 --> 0:30:19.640
<v Speaker 1>that you enjoyed? Possibly ones that your friends had that

0:30:19.720 --> 0:30:23.840
<v Speaker 1>you didn't always also wanting to go over to their

0:30:23.880 --> 0:30:29.120
<v Speaker 1>house to play. Maybe we be weebls, ben, he says,

0:30:29.240 --> 0:30:33.360
<v Speaker 1>because they wobble and they don't fall down. Well, I

0:30:33.400 --> 0:30:35.600
<v Speaker 1>did see the wee bol you sent a photo here,

0:30:35.760 --> 0:30:39.240
<v Speaker 1>and I have. I have seen those. I don't recall

0:30:39.360 --> 0:30:43.520
<v Speaker 1>playing with them as a as a kid. I remember

0:30:43.560 --> 0:30:46.480
<v Speaker 1>seeing them though as a kid. So is that Have

0:30:46.560 --> 0:30:48.400
<v Speaker 1>you ever heard of the what he called it, the

0:30:48.480 --> 0:30:51.760
<v Speaker 1>it's a football? No, and I looked it up right now.

0:30:51.840 --> 0:30:54.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm not sure what he's referring to. My older

0:30:54.680 --> 0:30:58.560
<v Speaker 1>brother and I we had a Los Angeles Raiders football

0:30:58.920 --> 0:31:01.920
<v Speaker 1>and it was it was almost like jelly like, if

0:31:01.920 --> 0:31:04.920
<v Speaker 1>that makes sense the material it was made out of. Huh.

0:31:05.160 --> 0:31:08.000
<v Speaker 1>It felt like it was filled with gel and you

0:31:08.080 --> 0:31:13.600
<v Speaker 1>could chuck that thing far. Yeah, I'm looking at the

0:31:13.600 --> 0:31:16.840
<v Speaker 1>the it's a ball and it does. Actually, it does

0:31:16.920 --> 0:31:19.200
<v Speaker 1>remind me of something I had as a as a kid.

0:31:20.080 --> 0:31:24.760
<v Speaker 1>It does remind me of that, so I'm gonna go yes,

0:31:24.920 --> 0:31:27.040
<v Speaker 1>I didn't know the name of it, though, How did

0:31:27.080 --> 0:31:29.480
<v Speaker 1>you know the name of Pierre. What's the name of it?

0:31:29.960 --> 0:31:33.880
<v Speaker 1>I t z A this type of it's a ball

0:31:34.080 --> 0:31:36.160
<v Speaker 1>or it's a football or you know, one of those,

0:31:36.240 --> 0:31:39.080
<v Speaker 1>and it does look like a nerve product, but it's

0:31:39.120 --> 0:31:45.200
<v Speaker 1>not a nerve product. It's similar to Yeah, that look familiar. Yeah, yeah,

0:31:45.200 --> 0:31:47.800
<v Speaker 1>we we had those when we're around the same age.

0:31:47.800 --> 0:31:53.120
<v Speaker 1>We had those as far as like games and towards

0:31:53.120 --> 0:31:56.280
<v Speaker 1>nothing off the top of my head. Most of my childhood,

0:31:56.400 --> 0:31:58.720
<v Speaker 1>even though I was the fat kid, we went out

0:31:58.720 --> 0:32:01.200
<v Speaker 1>and played stickball in the name ro We played baseball.

0:32:02.160 --> 0:32:05.000
<v Speaker 1>We had we used tennis balls or racquet balls, and

0:32:05.080 --> 0:32:07.280
<v Speaker 1>we'd play with the neighborhood kids. We had great fun.

0:32:07.360 --> 0:32:11.280
<v Speaker 1>We'd run through the orange groves and have fights orange fights.

0:32:12.000 --> 0:32:14.680
<v Speaker 1>And you haven't lived until you've been hit by an orange.

0:32:15.080 --> 0:32:19.000
<v Speaker 1>And you haven't lived until you've been chased by soldiers

0:32:19.320 --> 0:32:21.600
<v Speaker 1>who are drinking in the orange groves from the local

0:32:21.600 --> 0:32:23.760
<v Speaker 1>military base. You really haven't lived your life until you've

0:32:23.800 --> 0:32:27.760
<v Speaker 1>done those things. Next up Mike from Home and not

0:32:28.080 --> 0:32:32.640
<v Speaker 1>gridlocked traffic, apparently not in Fullerton anymore. He says, I

0:32:32.680 --> 0:32:35.080
<v Speaker 1>have an original question for you. It might not be

0:32:35.200 --> 0:32:37.479
<v Speaker 1>a very good one, but at least I didn't steal

0:32:37.520 --> 0:32:41.160
<v Speaker 1>it from another podcast like Pierre did last week, Wow

0:32:42.080 --> 0:32:44.080
<v Speaker 1>Shots Fire. He says, do either of you have a

0:32:44.120 --> 0:32:47.840
<v Speaker 1>memorable story about losing a tooth? For me, it's when

0:32:47.880 --> 0:32:51.600
<v Speaker 1>I didn't notice one of my baby teeth came out

0:32:51.640 --> 0:32:54.520
<v Speaker 1>while biting into a Rocky Road ice cream corner. I

0:32:54.520 --> 0:33:00.480
<v Speaker 1>accidentally ate it. Yeah. No, I was eating Tito's tacos

0:33:00.960 --> 0:33:04.640
<v Speaker 1>as a I was a grown up person, and I

0:33:04.760 --> 0:33:08.960
<v Speaker 1>bit into the taco and I felt my tooth kind

0:33:08.960 --> 0:33:11.840
<v Speaker 1>of like a little bit of a crack. That's a

0:33:11.880 --> 0:33:14.640
<v Speaker 1>bad feeling. That's the world. And then you're like, how

0:33:14.680 --> 0:33:16.760
<v Speaker 1>bad is it? Maybe I'm imagining it, Maybe it was

0:33:16.800 --> 0:33:21.120
<v Speaker 1>something in the taco, and yeah, that was bad. Any

0:33:21.320 --> 0:33:25.560
<v Speaker 1>memorable stories about losing a tooth? Danny? I do remember

0:33:25.640 --> 0:33:28.400
<v Speaker 1>that my mom did that old trick with my older

0:33:28.440 --> 0:33:31.480
<v Speaker 1>brother where she was trying to tie the dental floss

0:33:31.520 --> 0:33:35.280
<v Speaker 1>onto his loose tooth, and she pulled the line and

0:33:35.320 --> 0:33:37.600
<v Speaker 1>I think she was attempting maybe to tie it to

0:33:37.680 --> 0:33:40.360
<v Speaker 1>a door knob and I didn't know what they were doing,

0:33:40.360 --> 0:33:43.040
<v Speaker 1>so I came running into the room. You know, um

0:33:43.360 --> 0:33:46.200
<v Speaker 1>three years younger than him, So I'm wild. I don't

0:33:46.240 --> 0:33:48.120
<v Speaker 1>know what they're doing, and I come running into the room,

0:33:48.120 --> 0:33:52.280
<v Speaker 1>and I ran into the line inadvertently pulled his tooth out.

0:33:52.880 --> 0:33:57.120
<v Speaker 1>He was bleeding at the mouth, screaming and yelling at

0:33:57.160 --> 0:34:04.040
<v Speaker 1>me for for violently pulling his tooth out. That is

0:34:04.200 --> 0:34:07.360
<v Speaker 1>that is horrible when you're not prepared for it. Oh man.

0:34:07.600 --> 0:34:09.880
<v Speaker 1>I think my mom was trying to be funny with

0:34:09.960 --> 0:34:12.680
<v Speaker 1>her whole dental faust thing, and I came in and

0:34:12.719 --> 0:34:19.560
<v Speaker 1>spoiled their fun great, not for him. Uh, that's that's funny. Uh,

0:34:19.880 --> 0:34:22.640
<v Speaker 1>John and Northern Colorado rights in John says, have you

0:34:22.840 --> 0:34:26.440
<v Speaker 1>ever explained to your lady that you have the toilet

0:34:26.520 --> 0:34:30.120
<v Speaker 1>seat up because she's just going to lift it anyway

0:34:30.160 --> 0:34:33.680
<v Speaker 1>to check for spiders? Ah, he says, I think that's

0:34:33.680 --> 0:34:36.920
<v Speaker 1>more like for Cooper Loop. I think that might be well,

0:34:36.960 --> 0:34:39.040
<v Speaker 1>Coop's actually the one should leave the toilet seat up

0:34:39.080 --> 0:34:43.719
<v Speaker 1>because he for the spiders and all that, and uh,

0:34:43.880 --> 0:34:47.040
<v Speaker 1>thank you, John Glass One. Joe from New York says,

0:34:47.120 --> 0:34:51.359
<v Speaker 1>what's worse doing the dishes or the laundry, so this

0:34:51.480 --> 0:34:55.560
<v Speaker 1>is easy. I'm the dishwasher, Joe. I'm the professional dishwasher.

0:34:56.239 --> 0:34:59.800
<v Speaker 1>That's my job. I feel a great sense of satisfaction

0:35:00.520 --> 0:35:03.840
<v Speaker 1>when I washed the dishes. I feel like I've accomplished something.

0:35:04.280 --> 0:35:07.560
<v Speaker 1>I love a big sink full of dishes and then

0:35:08.200 --> 0:35:11.120
<v Speaker 1>methodically going through the dishes and putting them, you know,

0:35:11.960 --> 0:35:14.799
<v Speaker 1>rinching them all off, and then putting them in the

0:35:14.840 --> 0:35:18.440
<v Speaker 1>dishwasher and arranging. It's like a jigsaw puzzle to get

0:35:18.440 --> 0:35:21.080
<v Speaker 1>everything in the dishwasher. So I love that. And the

0:35:21.200 --> 0:35:24.720
<v Speaker 1>laundry thing. Here's my take on laundry, Danny. I don't

0:35:24.800 --> 0:35:29.800
<v Speaker 1>mind washing and drawing the laundry. I hate putting laundry away.

0:35:30.640 --> 0:35:33.919
<v Speaker 1>So that's my my, my problem with laundry. What about you, quickly, Yeah,

0:35:34.080 --> 0:35:37.600
<v Speaker 1>we know what your exercise bike in your treadmill looks like.

0:35:38.000 --> 0:35:42.640
<v Speaker 1>Of course, um yeah, I mean you and my Tinderoni

0:35:42.680 --> 0:35:44.720
<v Speaker 1>are a bunch of freaks when it comes to dishes,

0:35:45.200 --> 0:35:49.160
<v Speaker 1>because dishes suck. Um. I would much rather do laundry.

0:35:49.239 --> 0:35:52.440
<v Speaker 1>The problem is, I'm fine with the washing. Taking it

0:35:52.440 --> 0:35:56.000
<v Speaker 1>out of the hot dryer really bothers me because instantly

0:35:56.040 --> 0:35:59.400
<v Speaker 1>you start sweating and so the heat of the dryer

0:35:59.480 --> 0:36:02.600
<v Speaker 1>bothers me. But I would still rather do laundry well

0:36:02.640 --> 0:36:05.560
<v Speaker 1>and then. But also you have the link guard. You've

0:36:05.600 --> 0:36:08.400
<v Speaker 1>got to make sure otherwise you'll have a fire. Right. Yeah,

0:36:08.680 --> 0:36:10.879
<v Speaker 1>very imported advice there on the podcast. Thank you. I'm

0:36:10.880 --> 0:36:13.600
<v Speaker 1>here to help. Don't don't have your house burned down

0:36:13.600 --> 0:36:17.000
<v Speaker 1>because you didn't take the lynch out of the dryer. Please,

0:36:17.040 --> 0:36:19.239
<v Speaker 1>I beg of you, I beg of you. All right,

0:36:19.239 --> 0:36:21.200
<v Speaker 1>we'll get out on that. Danny, what do you have

0:36:21.280 --> 0:36:24.480
<v Speaker 1>going on today? I know I'll be back tonight on

0:36:24.560 --> 0:36:26.839
<v Speaker 1>the radio, this being the Sunday show, so we'll be

0:36:26.880 --> 0:36:30.520
<v Speaker 1>back yapping away Sunday night. It's a game week to

0:36:30.680 --> 0:36:33.120
<v Speaker 1>his foot, that's right. I was just gonna say, this

0:36:33.320 --> 0:36:37.680
<v Speaker 1>is the week finally. Damn it's here finally. Yeah. I'm

0:36:37.680 --> 0:36:40.000
<v Speaker 1>gonna be in having fun with Covino and Rich on

0:36:40.080 --> 0:36:43.280
<v Speaker 1>Sunday afternoon into the early evening and then the show

0:36:43.360 --> 0:36:46.920
<v Speaker 1>right before yours Chris Plank and Arnie Spaniard, and that

0:36:47.120 --> 0:36:49.319
<v Speaker 1>is of course the lead into your first show of

0:36:49.360 --> 0:36:52.080
<v Speaker 1>the week. It's my pregame show. So ye have those

0:36:52.080 --> 0:36:55.239
<v Speaker 1>guys and I'll be back yapping away all night long.

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<v Speaker 1>Have a great rest of your weekend. Thanks for supporting

0:36:58.200 --> 0:37:01.279
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0:37:01.360 --> 0:37:04.080
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0:37:04.120 --> 0:37:07.359
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<v Speaker 1>next time. Bumping and grinding later, skater, oh double out there.

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<v Speaker 1>Look at that, we got two outs on that population.