1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:05,480 Speaker 1: Kaboom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes a 2 00:00:05,480 --> 00:00:09,240 Speaker 1: week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants of 3 00:00:09,280 --> 00:00:12,920 Speaker 1: the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats 4 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:15,800 Speaker 1: crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the rich 5 00:00:15,840 --> 00:00:20,200 Speaker 1: pill poppers in the penthouse the Clearinghouse of hot takes 6 00:00:20,280 --> 00:00:24,080 Speaker 1: break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with Ben 7 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:33,720 Speaker 1: Maller starts right now in the air everywhere and welcome 8 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:38,839 Speaker 1: into the mail Bag edition of The Fifth Hour with 9 00:00:39,159 --> 00:00:45,040 Speaker 1: Ben Maller and Danny G. Radio. Now, since this is 10 00:00:45,479 --> 00:00:50,680 Speaker 1: a podcast and we don't announce when we're recording the podcast, 11 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:55,600 Speaker 1: there are no calls like the phones even though they ring, Danny, 12 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:58,760 Speaker 1: we're not we're not answering the phone. Maybe at some 13 00:00:58,800 --> 00:01:01,639 Speaker 1: point we'll do that. We'll figure out a way logistically, 14 00:01:01,720 --> 00:01:04,520 Speaker 1: there are ways to do it. But we have the mailbag. 15 00:01:04,600 --> 00:01:09,039 Speaker 1: It is our chance to interact with you, the listeners, 16 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:12,000 Speaker 1: and let's get right into it. Danny G, what do 17 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:14,240 Speaker 1: you say, do you have it? Do announced before we 18 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:17,240 Speaker 1: get into it? No, just your thought about the phones there. 19 00:01:17,280 --> 00:01:19,800 Speaker 1: People spend way too much damn time on their phones. 20 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:23,400 Speaker 1: Unless you're using your phone to listen to this podcast, 21 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:27,880 Speaker 1: then it's okay. Yes, And I did meet some people people. 22 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:32,240 Speaker 1: I mentioned Dottie from the Friday podcast and she does 23 00:01:32,280 --> 00:01:37,319 Speaker 1: not have email. She does not have a computer. Dotty 24 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:40,720 Speaker 1: told me that. I said, why don't you, I'll email. 25 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:43,800 Speaker 1: I think I was gonna email or something, and Dottie's like, no, no, 26 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:46,360 Speaker 1: I go to the library. That's how I used the 27 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:49,720 Speaker 1: computer at the library. Can you imagine, Danny, how much 28 00:01:49,760 --> 00:01:53,160 Speaker 1: more difficult would our lives be with what we do. 29 00:01:53,320 --> 00:01:55,840 Speaker 1: We would all have meltdowns if we did not have 30 00:01:56,480 --> 00:02:00,000 Speaker 1: access to a computer. And when you have a smartphone 31 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:04,360 Speaker 1: on it, you've got a radio, you've got a television, 32 00:02:04,680 --> 00:02:08,919 Speaker 1: you've got a computer. They can spy on you. Big 33 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:11,520 Speaker 1: brother can spy on you at any moment. They know 34 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:17,080 Speaker 1: where you are, the shopping cart. It's exactly. It is 35 00:02:17,160 --> 00:02:20,680 Speaker 1: one of the great conveniences. And I don't know, maybe 36 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:23,960 Speaker 1: financially she can't afford that. I have no idea, but listen, 37 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:27,400 Speaker 1: you listen, however you listen. That's how people get hookers 38 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:31,400 Speaker 1: in cocaine. Bunch of hookers and cocaine. Whether you whether 39 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:37,160 Speaker 1: you listen on terrestrial radio regular regularly. I did see 40 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:41,840 Speaker 1: Danny Fox Sports Radio upgrading our affiliate in San Diego, 41 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:46,120 Speaker 1: the San Diego market. Poppy actually told me this on 42 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:49,760 Speaker 1: the air the other night. We went from thirteen sixty 43 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:53,560 Speaker 1: on the AM dial to seven sixty on the amw 44 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:56,680 Speaker 1: which is great. It's a much more powerful station in 45 00:02:56,760 --> 00:03:02,320 Speaker 1: San Diego. And so they flipped the conservative talk station, 46 00:03:02,440 --> 00:03:06,680 Speaker 1: the Patriot San Diego version, that went to the higher 47 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:09,280 Speaker 1: frequency and we went on the lower frequency. So that 48 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:12,040 Speaker 1: was kind of cool. But the problem with San Diego radio, 49 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:14,000 Speaker 1: and I know this when I worked in San Diego, 50 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:19,080 Speaker 1: is that the transmitters are all pretty powerful, but they're 51 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:23,680 Speaker 1: facing the Pacific Ocean. So you're broadcasting if only blue 52 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:27,480 Speaker 1: books blue whales, rather if only blue whales, dolphins, seals, 53 00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:33,560 Speaker 1: uh fish, schools of fish, yes, and guys working on 54 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:37,240 Speaker 1: oil rigs, if only they could be credited with listening 55 00:03:37,240 --> 00:03:40,640 Speaker 1: to the programming, the audience would be much bigger. Now. 56 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:42,240 Speaker 1: That was one of the great things about working at 57 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:45,600 Speaker 1: a border blaster station that was not governed by the FCC, 58 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:51,960 Speaker 1: because the mighty six ninety was booming just the same 59 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:56,440 Speaker 1: but different. It was booming across the United States as 60 00:03:56,440 --> 00:03:59,360 Speaker 1: opposed to out to the Pacific Ocean, so little inside 61 00:03:59,480 --> 00:04:03,320 Speaker 1: radio mumbo jumbo and all that. But let's get to 62 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:07,120 Speaker 1: the mailbag right now, and our buddy, ohio Wow, it's 63 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:23,000 Speaker 1: mail bag, all right, thank you for that, Ohio Wow. 64 00:04:23,360 --> 00:04:26,840 Speaker 1: And let's see who is first. I got mail, Yeah, 65 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:31,159 Speaker 1: I got mail. Yeah. Reminder, if you want to be 66 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:33,080 Speaker 1: part of the mailbag, you don't have to wait for 67 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:35,520 Speaker 1: me to post something on Facebook. I do it every 68 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:38,919 Speaker 1: Monday or Tuesday, usually in the afternoon, sometimes in the 69 00:04:38,960 --> 00:04:41,880 Speaker 1: morning on the Facebook page. I'll put a funny gift 70 00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:44,680 Speaker 1: on there, and then you can submit a question or 71 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:46,640 Speaker 1: you can just email me right now. You don't have 72 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:49,679 Speaker 1: to wait if you have a witty question, something about 73 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:52,600 Speaker 1: the show, something about something that has happened in the past. 74 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:55,000 Speaker 1: Danny G. You want to ask him what his life's 75 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:57,359 Speaker 1: like my life. You want to ask Danny G what 76 00:04:57,440 --> 00:04:59,640 Speaker 1: it's like to be in a school and being around 77 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:02,640 Speaker 1: kids all the time. Uh, ask me what it's like 78 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:04,880 Speaker 1: to have no life and not do anything other than radio. 79 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:08,560 Speaker 1: You can ask me any of those questions and Danny 80 00:05:08,760 --> 00:05:11,320 Speaker 1: Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com. Make sure to 81 00:05:11,360 --> 00:05:13,560 Speaker 1: spell it out Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com. 82 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:16,760 Speaker 1: First one comes from Cliff from Nashville's has Been and 83 00:05:16,839 --> 00:05:20,520 Speaker 1: Danny G. Y'all said, I was pranking you with the 84 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:24,359 Speaker 1: broom straw checking the rightness of a watermelon. Have you 85 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:27,719 Speaker 1: have you had the opportunity to try it? Uh? And 86 00:05:27,760 --> 00:05:30,279 Speaker 1: he also says, please Ben, take the West of the 87 00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:33,599 Speaker 1: four oh five off your podcast promos and replace it 88 00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:37,880 Speaker 1: with Danny G. He is worthy. Al right. So as 89 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:40,599 Speaker 1: far as the podcast promo thing, I don't know anything 90 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:43,919 Speaker 1: about that, Danny, I'm not sure how that works. I 91 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:46,760 Speaker 1: think I Heart has an old version of the promo. 92 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:49,719 Speaker 1: They've been sticking it in some of the podcasts. Yeah, 93 00:05:49,839 --> 00:05:52,840 Speaker 1: so it's away from what we do. Unfortunately, we're not 94 00:05:52,880 --> 00:05:56,360 Speaker 1: in charge of that. Well, that is his disrespect. That's 95 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:58,760 Speaker 1: not right. There has to be away. I know this 96 00:05:58,839 --> 00:06:00,720 Speaker 1: is a major bureauqu to see and there's a lot 97 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:03,359 Speaker 1: of layers at iHeart Media, but there has to be 98 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:06,640 Speaker 1: a way that we can get rid of that. There's 99 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:10,479 Speaker 1: some central command that we can go to and just 100 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:13,440 Speaker 1: simply trade out the old promo for the new promo. 101 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:16,400 Speaker 1: We could record a new promo, Danny. I'm willing to 102 00:06:16,440 --> 00:06:19,320 Speaker 1: do that. We can write some new copy. I I 103 00:06:19,360 --> 00:06:21,880 Speaker 1: believe I am capable of doing that. We can come 104 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:24,560 Speaker 1: up with some new dogma and toss it in there 105 00:06:25,240 --> 00:06:29,479 Speaker 1: and boom, it'll be unfreaking believable. Danny. Yeah, we talk 106 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:31,640 Speaker 1: for all these hours. I think we're okay to talk 107 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:35,280 Speaker 1: for thirty seconds. Yeah. Well, of course, it's like it's 108 00:06:35,320 --> 00:06:38,880 Speaker 1: like the difference between television and radio. Like people that 109 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:41,520 Speaker 1: do television and go to radio have a much harder 110 00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:45,320 Speaker 1: time typically than people that go from radio to television 111 00:06:46,080 --> 00:06:50,599 Speaker 1: because it's a whole different skill set in terms of 112 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:54,040 Speaker 1: the amount of time. Ask Pat O'Brien p o b 113 00:06:54,440 --> 00:06:58,120 Speaker 1: who's been on this podcast, the Great Pat O'Brien. Anyway, 114 00:06:58,160 --> 00:07:00,479 Speaker 1: as far as the watermelon thing, I have not check 115 00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:04,800 Speaker 1: the watermelon. I have stuck to my original watermelon technique 116 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:08,200 Speaker 1: where you look for the watermelon that's all scratched up 117 00:07:08,279 --> 00:07:11,800 Speaker 1: because that's that's the sweetest watermelon, because the bugs were 118 00:07:11,840 --> 00:07:13,640 Speaker 1: trying to get into the critters were trying to get 119 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:16,960 Speaker 1: into the watermelon. So that's what I do. Have you 120 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:19,800 Speaker 1: have you, Danny, been able to try the broom straw 121 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:24,400 Speaker 1: technique for the water from our past conversations, I also 122 00:07:24,480 --> 00:07:26,200 Speaker 1: now have been looking for the ones that are the 123 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:30,800 Speaker 1: most scratched up, and has that worked for you? Yeah? Okay, 124 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:34,000 Speaker 1: my TENDERNI picked out a watermelon just a week ago, 125 00:07:34,640 --> 00:07:37,119 Speaker 1: and it looked all scratched up, and it was bright 126 00:07:37,160 --> 00:07:42,960 Speaker 1: red inside and juicy and over me had enough sweetness 127 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:45,720 Speaker 1: to it. It was perfect. It's a great life hack 128 00:07:46,440 --> 00:07:50,360 Speaker 1: because most people don't know it, and they would avoid 129 00:07:50,440 --> 00:07:53,560 Speaker 1: those watermelons because they think there's something wrong with and 130 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:57,000 Speaker 1: they look beat up. The simpleton will say, no, no, no, 131 00:07:57,200 --> 00:08:02,400 Speaker 1: that's a cautionary watermelon. Do not do not touch that watermelon. 132 00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:06,760 Speaker 1: That's there's storm clouds around that watermelon. And we know better, 133 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:10,920 Speaker 1: all right. I next up on there the mail bag. 134 00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:17,840 Speaker 1: These are actual messages by actual lists. Mr Luciano says, Hey, Ben, 135 00:08:17,880 --> 00:08:21,520 Speaker 1: no question, Yeah, no question asked for you and Danny G. 136 00:08:21,680 --> 00:08:24,640 Speaker 1: I just want to say thank you. Mr Luciano says, 137 00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:27,200 Speaker 1: thanks again. It was a pleasure meeting both of you. 138 00:08:27,360 --> 00:08:31,680 Speaker 1: Great times. Keep doing what you doubt well. Thank you, 139 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:37,320 Speaker 1: Mr Luciano. A fine night we had together that we 140 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:41,280 Speaker 1: will remember, and I'm sure you you remember. Mr Luciano. 141 00:08:42,640 --> 00:08:44,400 Speaker 1: It was great meeting you, and I'm glad you were 142 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:46,280 Speaker 1: able to make it and hang out and you stayed 143 00:08:46,280 --> 00:08:50,000 Speaker 1: long enough for Danny and the whole the whole deal 144 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:53,360 Speaker 1: you've got mail, Kevin and Kansas writes, and he says, 145 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:56,400 Speaker 1: dear Ben and Danny, g with your recent car issues, 146 00:08:56,480 --> 00:09:00,120 Speaker 1: have either of you gone for walks recently or has 147 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:02,880 Speaker 1: life been too busy for that right now? Ben, is 148 00:09:02,920 --> 00:09:05,959 Speaker 1: your new area just as nice for walking as the 149 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:08,640 Speaker 1: old place? So I answer that one first. Kevin. First 150 00:09:08,679 --> 00:09:11,120 Speaker 1: of all, I hope live Street in ull. Kevin is 151 00:09:11,160 --> 00:09:14,400 Speaker 1: a teacher as well, Danny, so he's in the education world. 152 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:18,640 Speaker 1: Where I live now, Kevin, there's actually more trails to walk. 153 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:23,679 Speaker 1: It's an amazing place where I where I reside, and 154 00:09:24,360 --> 00:09:26,480 Speaker 1: I've done a little bit of it lately. I'm not 155 00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:29,760 Speaker 1: gonna lie. It's been too hot and I just haven't 156 00:09:29,760 --> 00:09:34,360 Speaker 1: been able to to get out and wander the trails 157 00:09:34,480 --> 00:09:36,480 Speaker 1: and whatnot. I hope to get back to that. I 158 00:09:36,520 --> 00:09:41,520 Speaker 1: love going on nature hikes. I love walking to like waterfalls. 159 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:44,360 Speaker 1: There's a great one up in Pasadena, in the Pasadena 160 00:09:44,440 --> 00:09:47,840 Speaker 1: area of southern California. Danny, I don't know if you've 161 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:51,640 Speaker 1: done any of that hiking to waterfalls, but it's it's 162 00:09:51,640 --> 00:09:56,400 Speaker 1: pretty cool. There's a a bridge that goes to nowhere, 163 00:09:56,440 --> 00:10:00,520 Speaker 1: the bridge to Nowhere, which is out above Azuza in 164 00:10:00,559 --> 00:10:03,800 Speaker 1: southern California. I'd like to go there at some point. 165 00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:07,079 Speaker 1: But I like stuff like that. But I answer your question, Kevin, 166 00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:10,520 Speaker 1: I have not really done much of that recently. I 167 00:10:10,559 --> 00:10:14,240 Speaker 1: have been going to the gym. My treadmill, my dear 168 00:10:14,360 --> 00:10:17,960 Speaker 1: beloved treadmill is covered in dust, and at some point 169 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:21,040 Speaker 1: the crowd will go wild because that thing will work again. 170 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:27,040 Speaker 1: Just be careful with that bridge to nowhere, because everybody 171 00:10:27,040 --> 00:10:30,600 Speaker 1: in southern California knows that's where the chakra lives. Oh 172 00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:38,040 Speaker 1: is that right? Uh? The boogeyman. You gotta watch out 173 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:41,720 Speaker 1: for the boogeyman. What about you, Danny? You have told 174 00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:43,880 Speaker 1: stories about how you've gone. You have the e bike, 175 00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:45,800 Speaker 1: You've done a little bit of that. But have you 176 00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:50,000 Speaker 1: been wandering the mean streets of the valley. It was 177 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:52,640 Speaker 1: two weekends ago. I tried to take a Saturday morning 178 00:10:52,679 --> 00:10:56,440 Speaker 1: walk after I finished post production of the podcast. I 179 00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:58,800 Speaker 1: told my TENDERRONI, I'll go out with you. As she 180 00:10:58,920 --> 00:11:01,680 Speaker 1: was walking the dog dog Daisy, who looks like a 181 00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:06,160 Speaker 1: squirrel ear. She had to pick Daisy up because it 182 00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:09,679 Speaker 1: was hot. Her dog he didn't want to touch the concrete. 183 00:11:10,160 --> 00:11:12,520 Speaker 1: And then we get to where the grass was up top. 184 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:16,880 Speaker 1: She was being grouchy. She kept complaining about everything, and 185 00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:19,600 Speaker 1: I told her, I'm like, you know, you're just complaining NonStop, 186 00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:22,160 Speaker 1: right And she's like, I'm sorry, it's just too damn 187 00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:26,040 Speaker 1: hot to take a walk. We came back to the 188 00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:28,920 Speaker 1: A C. And she was her wonderful self again. That's 189 00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:33,200 Speaker 1: how hot it's been here. It's been been nasty. And 190 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:37,880 Speaker 1: a few more, few more weeks ago by Halloween. Yeah, 191 00:11:37,920 --> 00:11:42,160 Speaker 1: maybe maybe by Halloween. All right, let's see here, all right, 192 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:48,000 Speaker 1: come back. It's Kevin is in Rockford, Illinois. So back 193 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:50,720 Speaker 1: to back, belly to belly, Kevin and Kansas. Now Kevin 194 00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:54,440 Speaker 1: and Rockford, Illinois a regular. It's like Kevin and Kevin 195 00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:58,080 Speaker 1: is like a law firm or a morning show. Are 196 00:11:58,080 --> 00:12:00,800 Speaker 1: you coming and coming in the morning? And Kevin, we'll 197 00:12:00,840 --> 00:12:03,880 Speaker 1: have traffic on the ones and fun on the twos. 198 00:12:03,920 --> 00:12:07,480 Speaker 1: One thousand dollars up for grabs in ten minutes. This 199 00:12:07,640 --> 00:12:15,120 Speaker 1: is a national contest anyway, Kevin in Illinois, who sends 200 00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:17,120 Speaker 1: a really good questions quite a bit, just like Kevin 201 00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:20,800 Speaker 1: and Kansas. He says, I'm heading back to Colorado next week. 202 00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:25,640 Speaker 1: The hike. Another Colorado fourteener and just so Danny g 203 00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:28,520 Speaker 1: does not feel left out, I will yet again change 204 00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:31,920 Speaker 1: the name of the mountain and it shall be called 205 00:12:32,559 --> 00:12:37,000 Speaker 1: Tinderroni Mountain. Can I have a request? Can please call 206 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:42,680 Speaker 1: it Tinderoni Tip, Tinderoni Tip Mountain, even better, Tinderoni Tip Mountain. 207 00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:46,040 Speaker 1: Kevin says, we're camping out at the base of the 208 00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:49,679 Speaker 1: mountain and I just bought a miniature black stone griddle 209 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:54,920 Speaker 1: to cook cook on a camp What do you guys 210 00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:59,199 Speaker 1: recommend as a good camping meal. Oh that you're gonna 211 00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:03,280 Speaker 1: love the griddle. Even those small griddles are great. The 212 00:13:03,320 --> 00:13:07,800 Speaker 1: smash burger is wonderful on a griddle. It's it just 213 00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:10,880 Speaker 1: takes some obviously some ground beef and make sure it's 214 00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:13,679 Speaker 1: cold whatnot. But and you can use it like a 215 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:17,200 Speaker 1: pot to squish the burger down with a turkey burger. 216 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:19,000 Speaker 1: You can do that with a turkey burger too. I've 217 00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:22,600 Speaker 1: done that. I've done ground turkey that works as well. 218 00:13:23,559 --> 00:13:26,520 Speaker 1: I love the Philly cheese steak, which is probably not 219 00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:28,480 Speaker 1: a good idea on a hike. But you can make 220 00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:34,880 Speaker 1: breakfast foods omelets, bacon, anything your heart desires. I am 221 00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:40,000 Speaker 1: all about the griddle. I have a Blackstone griddle. Dare 222 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:45,640 Speaker 1: you they're not an advertiser. They should be. I love 223 00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:49,280 Speaker 1: I freaking love that thing. It's a wonderful thing. Kevin. 224 00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:51,240 Speaker 1: Make sure it takes some good photos though, of the 225 00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:56,440 Speaker 1: TENDERNI tips signed Tenderoni Tips Mountain and put put Danny 226 00:13:56,559 --> 00:13:59,400 Speaker 1: g s Tenderoni Tips Mountain. That's a lot of writing. No, 227 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:01,720 Speaker 1: just call the tip since he's up at the top 228 00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:05,400 Speaker 1: of it. Oh, there you go, yeah tip. Yeah, all right, 229 00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:11,240 Speaker 1: and I think I saw that. But thank you Kevin, 230 00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:15,360 Speaker 1: Good luck, safe travels, enjoy you stay at the top 231 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:16,959 Speaker 1: of the mountain. If I hiked to the top of 232 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,520 Speaker 1: the mountain, I would not want to leave the top 233 00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:19,800 Speaker 1: of the mountain. I just want to stay there and 234 00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:21,240 Speaker 1: be like, all right, this is a lot of work. 235 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:25,400 Speaker 1: I'm just gonna hang out here. You've got mail, all right. 236 00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:30,120 Speaker 1: Next up we go to Mike in Wisconsin. He says, hey, guys, 237 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:34,120 Speaker 1: would you rather give up air conditioning and heating for 238 00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:38,080 Speaker 1: the rest of your life or give up the Internet 239 00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:41,560 Speaker 1: for the rest of your life? Well, this is interesting. 240 00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:44,280 Speaker 1: I think we just talked about Dottie, who does not 241 00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:46,880 Speaker 1: lives her life. She does not have the internet. She 242 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:50,480 Speaker 1: hates this show hates me. I gotta tell you, I 243 00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:54,880 Speaker 1: am so in the internet world for work. Like, if 244 00:14:54,920 --> 00:14:57,680 Speaker 1: I didn't have this job, I probably wouldn't really worry 245 00:14:57,720 --> 00:14:59,120 Speaker 1: that much about it. If I had like a job 246 00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:02,520 Speaker 1: where I didn't need to worry about being updated on stuff. 247 00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:06,720 Speaker 1: But the Internet is everything. The Internet is radio, it's television, 248 00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:09,920 Speaker 1: it's movies, it's everything. You'd have to give up all 249 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:13,520 Speaker 1: of that about just giving up the Internet for one 250 00:15:13,640 --> 00:15:16,200 Speaker 1: season because I don't care about the heater. I don't 251 00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:19,520 Speaker 1: use the heater, not where we live. Yeah, you don't 252 00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:24,240 Speaker 1: really need that. No, I need the A C though badly. Yeah. 253 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:27,320 Speaker 1: Oh man, I already I don't know about you. I 254 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:31,080 Speaker 1: already run hot. So when it gets super hot outside 255 00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:34,080 Speaker 1: then I'm a mess. Like I don't want to be 256 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:37,080 Speaker 1: out there where that sun is blazing down on you. 257 00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:41,960 Speaker 1: I need to find that air conditioning or some shade. Yeah, so, Mike, 258 00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:46,720 Speaker 1: would I rather? I would rather give up the heating 259 00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:49,240 Speaker 1: and the air conditioning if I had to make that 260 00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:53,880 Speaker 1: Sophie's choice call than the Internet. But my life would 261 00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:56,480 Speaker 1: be so much more uncomfortable. Although at the same time, 262 00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:58,520 Speaker 1: we've heard so many stories over the years, Danny that 263 00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:02,320 Speaker 1: like washing In d c. They call it the swamp. 264 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:05,320 Speaker 1: We love big Ben. Big Ben's a friend of mine. 265 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:08,920 Speaker 1: The reason they called it the swamp originally because it 266 00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:13,840 Speaker 1: was oppressively hot and humid like a swamp. It still is, 267 00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:17,760 Speaker 1: but the politicians now they call it the swamp because 268 00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:20,080 Speaker 1: of the politicians, but they The worst thing that happened 269 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:23,200 Speaker 1: for politics is the air conditioning. Because everyone used to 270 00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:26,760 Speaker 1: get out of Washington, d c uh in the summertime 271 00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:30,400 Speaker 1: because it was so nasty and it was just horrible. 272 00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:34,840 Speaker 1: And our friend Marlin's man told me the story about 273 00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:39,240 Speaker 1: how in in Florida it was the same thing that 274 00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:41,480 Speaker 1: it was. Real estate was cheap. Nobody wanted to live 275 00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:45,040 Speaker 1: in Florida because it was so nasty most of the 276 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:49,440 Speaker 1: year with the humidity, and people could not handle it. 277 00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:53,000 Speaker 1: From the north, the northerners that would come down. And 278 00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:57,400 Speaker 1: then once air conditioning became a thing, suddenly it didn't 279 00:16:57,440 --> 00:17:01,600 Speaker 1: matter anymore and people would just Conditioning also helped build 280 00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:05,680 Speaker 1: Las Vegas. That's right. There is no lost Las Vegas 281 00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:12,440 Speaker 1: without without that, all right. The next up Chris in Marraccata, Iowa. 282 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:16,040 Speaker 1: He says, guys, what was the most embarrassing moment you 283 00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:20,520 Speaker 1: had in high school? Well, there are there are so 284 00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:24,720 Speaker 1: many nightmare moments in high school, Like how do you 285 00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:29,480 Speaker 1: sum up one one moment in time? I have very 286 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:35,359 Speaker 1: uh troubling memories of the fitness test in football, trying 287 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:38,840 Speaker 1: to beat a certain time and having to do it 288 00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:41,640 Speaker 1: over and over again. Well, all my teammates are like, 289 00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:44,440 Speaker 1: you fat ass, what's wrong with you? That was a 290 00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:46,439 Speaker 1: that was a nightmare. And then there were some like 291 00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:50,200 Speaker 1: random things, awkward moments with girls in high school where 292 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:54,800 Speaker 1: you're I was. I was very shy, I'm introvert then 293 00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:58,879 Speaker 1: and it was very weird and uh so anything in particular, Danny, 294 00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:01,479 Speaker 1: though you you remember from high school that you haven't 295 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:06,640 Speaker 1: recently told that. He Yeah, it was my sophomore year 296 00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:10,119 Speaker 1: and I was in the Electronics r OP program. She 297 00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:12,960 Speaker 1: was a freshman. I was a sophomore, and she would 298 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,840 Speaker 1: flirt with me in that class every day. And there 299 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:19,840 Speaker 1: was a separate class attached where they actually had old 300 00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:22,639 Speaker 1: TVs and things like that for us to use the 301 00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:27,040 Speaker 1: soldering irons on and in that little room. She and 302 00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:31,320 Speaker 1: I went back there and uh, we were grinding, We 303 00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:34,919 Speaker 1: were doing some things we shouldn't have been doing on 304 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:40,280 Speaker 1: school hours, and the electronics teacher walked in and caught us, 305 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:43,800 Speaker 1: and I thought for sure he was going to call 306 00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:47,240 Speaker 1: my mom. I was embarrassed because of what he caught 307 00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:50,280 Speaker 1: us doing. Then it was you acting like you were 308 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:53,119 Speaker 1: in an A's game or a Blue Jay's game. No, 309 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:57,359 Speaker 1: it wasn't anything that torrid, but it was let's just 310 00:18:57,400 --> 00:19:02,000 Speaker 1: say it was R. Kelly his hit song Up and Grind. Okay, 311 00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:04,159 Speaker 1: I felt like at any moment he could pick up 312 00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:06,520 Speaker 1: the phone and call my mom and get me in trouble. 313 00:19:07,119 --> 00:19:09,560 Speaker 1: That's the one memory that comes to mind where I 314 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:12,600 Speaker 1: was embarrassed about something. Although she was good looking, I 315 00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:15,560 Speaker 1: wasn't embarrassed about that part. It was just what he 316 00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:20,040 Speaker 1: caught us doing red handed. He could have held that 317 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:24,480 Speaker 1: over your head the entire I guess. Yeah, he could 318 00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:27,760 Speaker 1: have blackmailed me. He actually lived two blocks away from us, 319 00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:31,400 Speaker 1: and so my mom she met him, and she knew 320 00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:34,959 Speaker 1: him because my older brother was in his electronics class. 321 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,000 Speaker 1: So I don't want to say he was a friend 322 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:40,000 Speaker 1: of the family, but he definitely knew my mom well 323 00:19:40,119 --> 00:19:41,919 Speaker 1: enough to where he could have talked to her and 324 00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:45,960 Speaker 1: got me busted. Wow. So okay, that's good. So that's 325 00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:47,960 Speaker 1: a cool He didn't do it though. Yeah, thank you 326 00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:51,960 Speaker 1: Mr Hoskins for not getting me grounded for a month. Now, 327 00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:54,040 Speaker 1: kids are gonna be kids, right are you gonna You're 328 00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:56,920 Speaker 1: gonna do stuff as long as you don't cross certain lines. 329 00:19:57,440 --> 00:20:01,280 Speaker 1: You gotta live your life. Why not? All right? Next 330 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:06,240 Speaker 1: up is Eric from Parts Unknown. He says, Hey, guys, 331 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,719 Speaker 1: what I guess this is for me? What is the 332 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:12,200 Speaker 1: most unprepared you've ever been for a show? And how 333 00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:16,080 Speaker 1: did you get through it? Yeah? So I over prepare Eric. 334 00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:19,720 Speaker 1: But there have been times a few times over the 335 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:21,760 Speaker 1: years where I've been at the studio, I've been on 336 00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:25,840 Speaker 1: my way out and who whoever was supposed to do 337 00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:30,080 Speaker 1: the show next they couldn't connect to their studio and 338 00:20:30,119 --> 00:20:32,560 Speaker 1: so they're like, hey, can you start the morning show? 339 00:20:33,359 --> 00:20:43,600 Speaker 1: And I'd be like, okay, hello, hello, and but I 340 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:46,240 Speaker 1: don't have any but sero. So often I just kind 341 00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:49,160 Speaker 1: of rehash stuff that I've done. There have been times 342 00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:54,040 Speaker 1: where I've put some notes down. Usually the way it 343 00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:56,359 Speaker 1: works is I I go to my my home studio, 344 00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:59,600 Speaker 1: my office, and I'll prepare for the show, and then 345 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:02,880 Speaker 1: when I go oheen, I'll email myself. So I have everything, 346 00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:06,119 Speaker 1: and then I'll print everything up on the company dime, 347 00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:10,160 Speaker 1: and that's how we do things. And so sometimes though, 348 00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:11,919 Speaker 1: I was in such a rush to get out that 349 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:15,320 Speaker 1: I forgot to actually send the email that had all 350 00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:18,280 Speaker 1: my notes for the show, and so I just had 351 00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:21,160 Speaker 1: to kind of wing it. And the weird thing I've 352 00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:24,119 Speaker 1: noticed is that when I've had that happen, has happened 353 00:21:24,119 --> 00:21:26,879 Speaker 1: a few times where I've not really been prepared the 354 00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:30,320 Speaker 1: way I should be, nobody really seems to notice. It's 355 00:21:30,359 --> 00:21:32,600 Speaker 1: like nobody like I guess I'm able to fake it 356 00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:35,200 Speaker 1: till you make it, or I've done it enough that 357 00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:38,680 Speaker 1: it's I'm able to do it. I don't. I don't figure. 358 00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:42,160 Speaker 1: I don't prefer to do that. I like to have preparation. 359 00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:45,040 Speaker 1: I don't want to I don't want to just wing 360 00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:49,160 Speaker 1: it totally, because you know, people give up the most 361 00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:52,040 Speaker 1: valuable thing they have to listen to radio and or 362 00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:53,560 Speaker 1: have it be a part of your life, and I 363 00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:56,080 Speaker 1: feel it's it's wrong to do it. Now, there are 364 00:21:56,119 --> 00:21:58,680 Speaker 1: plenty of people that do it that way. I don't 365 00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:00,240 Speaker 1: like to do it, but it has happened. Eric. To 366 00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:03,320 Speaker 1: answer your question, to my to my knowledge, no one's 367 00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:05,080 Speaker 1: ever said. I've never got an email saying, hey, you 368 00:22:05,119 --> 00:22:08,880 Speaker 1: didn't do the normal thing you normally do because I 369 00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:13,560 Speaker 1: I'm able to still present a similar product just in 370 00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:16,480 Speaker 1: my head, in my neurosis. It's not as good as 371 00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:20,720 Speaker 1: it could be. All right, what is next? We have 372 00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:23,639 Speaker 1: a Shane in Texas. He writes, and he says, if 373 00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:26,719 Speaker 1: you had one wish from a genie in a bottle, 374 00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:29,640 Speaker 1: and you could only pick one, would you rather have? 375 00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:32,160 Speaker 1: And I guess it's these two things Shane is saying, 376 00:22:35,359 --> 00:22:37,520 Speaker 1: not Genie and mentor, but Genie like a genie in 377 00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:39,199 Speaker 1: about I said, but these are the only two things 378 00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:42,160 Speaker 1: you got to pick from. Would you rather have perfect 379 00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:45,359 Speaker 1: teeth or perfect hair? All right? So for me this 380 00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:47,199 Speaker 1: is easy maybe for both of us. I don't know 381 00:22:48,119 --> 00:22:52,399 Speaker 1: the hair thing because I don't I don't really notice, 382 00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:55,280 Speaker 1: Like if you have really nasty teeth, I guess I'll notice, 383 00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:58,240 Speaker 1: But I don't really like stare at people's teeth. But 384 00:22:58,359 --> 00:23:01,639 Speaker 1: it's hard to avoid hair because it's you see it. 385 00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:04,119 Speaker 1: I wear hats all the time because my hair is 386 00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:08,639 Speaker 1: thanks to my my my grandparents and my grandfather or whatever. 387 00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:12,720 Speaker 1: It's it's gone. Yeah, like he I guess I would pay. 388 00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:14,840 Speaker 1: I would pick if my genie in a bottle could 389 00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:16,480 Speaker 1: only give me one of those two things, I would 390 00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:21,639 Speaker 1: pick flowing locks. That's what I would pick. Danny, I 391 00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:24,960 Speaker 1: like Sampson, I would be with the locks. What about 392 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:28,440 Speaker 1: you now? Back when you were dating? And I mean, man, 393 00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:31,000 Speaker 1: I I know that was a period in your life 394 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:35,359 Speaker 1: where you had a lot going on, but were you 395 00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:38,040 Speaker 1: would it bother you if a girl had a jacked 396 00:23:38,119 --> 00:23:41,480 Speaker 1: up grill or like her hair was thinning, because I 397 00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:44,639 Speaker 1: think the jacked up grill is worse. Yeah. See, well 398 00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:48,480 Speaker 1: that's a different I'm talking about. Yeah, I guess in dating. Yeah, 399 00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:50,640 Speaker 1: But like I like, what do I really care if 400 00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:54,640 Speaker 1: my buddy Jimmy has messed up teeth? You know, give 401 00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:56,840 Speaker 1: a crap. I'm not gonna kiss him. You pay me 402 00:23:56,880 --> 00:24:01,199 Speaker 1: five dollars, I'll endorse a game magazine. Uh so it 403 00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:04,560 Speaker 1: doesn't really matter to me. Um yeah, I mean I'm 404 00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:09,240 Speaker 1: with you. For us, the fabio here would be amazing, Yeah, 405 00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:12,880 Speaker 1: because I think we already have some decent teeth for 406 00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:15,520 Speaker 1: anyone listening in England right now. Sorry not to take 407 00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:19,600 Speaker 1: a shot at you, not the stereotype, but yeah, but 408 00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:23,359 Speaker 1: they're known for some teeth that maybe needs some dental work. 409 00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:26,600 Speaker 1: I guess I agree with you, But I also think 410 00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:29,320 Speaker 1: about that question and I turn it around, like, is 411 00:24:29,359 --> 00:24:32,800 Speaker 1: that a physical trait people would pay attention to when 412 00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:38,200 Speaker 1: they're dating? Yeah, that that would not be Uh, what's 413 00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:40,760 Speaker 1: the word I'm looking for, a DGAC or whatever, the 414 00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:44,000 Speaker 1: afrodza afrodesiac. Yeah, that's the word I was looking for. 415 00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:47,200 Speaker 1: Easier for me to say. But but yeah, that would 416 00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:51,840 Speaker 1: not enhance the situation. And but on your second date, 417 00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:55,080 Speaker 1: you could take her to the dentist. Yes, I have 418 00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:58,359 Speaker 1: a great dentist. I want to recommend. You're really gonna 419 00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:01,440 Speaker 1: like this dentist. Oh man, is this a great dentist? 420 00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:06,000 Speaker 1: I got one hell of an orthodonist on my payroll. Baby, 421 00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:12,080 Speaker 1: all right, no way, Jose rights and he says, if 422 00:25:12,119 --> 00:25:16,040 Speaker 1: you can be reincarnated, but only as an animal, any animal, 423 00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:18,840 Speaker 1: when you die, what would you want to be? All right? 424 00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:22,720 Speaker 1: So if you come back to the same planet, I 425 00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:26,320 Speaker 1: guess I would pick like a blue whale. Don't they 426 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:28,800 Speaker 1: live to be like two hundred years old? Or a 427 00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:33,360 Speaker 1: tortoise or something like that. Although I guess if you're 428 00:25:33,359 --> 00:25:36,959 Speaker 1: a blue whale, you don't want to go through some 429 00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:39,439 Speaker 1: of the h I guess I'll stereotype here some of 430 00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:42,800 Speaker 1: the countries where they're in in the Asian countries where 431 00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:45,879 Speaker 1: they love to hunt the whales, right, harpoon the whales 432 00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:50,080 Speaker 1: and all that. Don't they fry up the whale peoples. Yeah, 433 00:25:50,119 --> 00:25:52,800 Speaker 1: it's a it's a culinary delight. I think. I don't 434 00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:54,640 Speaker 1: think you're I don't think you're kidding. I think they're 435 00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:59,280 Speaker 1: like every part of the whale is very, very valuable. 436 00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:01,400 Speaker 1: But I so I'd be in the ocean, but i'd 437 00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:05,360 Speaker 1: avoid the whalers. Not the Hartford Whalers, the old hockey team, 438 00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:09,119 Speaker 1: but the whalers. I would what animal would you be, Danny, 439 00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:12,639 Speaker 1: If you could be any animal reincarnated, you're coming back 440 00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:16,160 Speaker 1: and you're out there doing your thing. I would definitely 441 00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:18,199 Speaker 1: want to come back as the king of the jungle. 442 00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:23,360 Speaker 1: I would. I would be a lion for sure, all right. Yeah, 443 00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:26,240 Speaker 1: nobody picks like a cockroach. No one's like, I want 444 00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:27,919 Speaker 1: to come back and I want to be an aunt. 445 00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:29,800 Speaker 1: I want to be a worker aunt or a worker 446 00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:36,720 Speaker 1: b No one ever picks that. They always pick whale, lion, tiger, rhino, hippo, 447 00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:39,639 Speaker 1: you name if I was a hippo, I would be 448 00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:42,359 Speaker 1: the hungry hippo. I would definitely be the hungry hippo. 449 00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:46,679 Speaker 1: You'd be the fasting hippo. Yeah, exactly. Well, if I 450 00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:50,800 Speaker 1: was living the life I'm living now, Barry in Nashville 451 00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:53,520 Speaker 1: rights and he says, yo yo, mob, Benny. Have you 452 00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:57,280 Speaker 1: ever watched the show Naked and Afraid on Discover Channel? 453 00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:01,439 Speaker 1: Discovery Channel, I have not. Have you seen that show? Danny? Oh, yeah, 454 00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:03,800 Speaker 1: I've seen a couple of seasons of it, all right, 455 00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:05,880 Speaker 1: he says, if not. It's where they drop off two 456 00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:09,359 Speaker 1: contestants into a remote location where the contestants have no 457 00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:13,680 Speaker 1: clothes and can only bring one survival item a knife, 458 00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:17,840 Speaker 1: a fishing line, et cetera of their choice. They then 459 00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:22,160 Speaker 1: have to fend for themselves for food and building a shelter. 460 00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:26,760 Speaker 1: The contest typically last for twenty one days. They then 461 00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:31,280 Speaker 1: they hike out and considered to have complete completed the 462 00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:33,199 Speaker 1: challenge if they make it to the end of the 463 00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:36,639 Speaker 1: twenty one days. The question is who from your crew 464 00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:39,880 Speaker 1: would make it the longest and how many minutes, hours, 465 00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:44,680 Speaker 1: or days would they last? Man? All right, So there 466 00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:47,760 Speaker 1: was a show that I used to watch where this 467 00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:51,720 Speaker 1: guy would land in a place remote area, but he'd 468 00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:55,639 Speaker 1: be dropped off by himself and then he'd record everything. 469 00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:58,879 Speaker 1: But that's not naked and afraid. This was This was 470 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:02,960 Speaker 1: They wasn't naked. This is something else. There's another great 471 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,399 Speaker 1: show you could watch on Netflix right now called A 472 00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:10,200 Speaker 1: Loan where different contestants get dropped off somewhere where it's crazy, 473 00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:15,160 Speaker 1: crazy environment. But they're they're wearing clothes, but they're by 474 00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:18,160 Speaker 1: themselves and they have to fend for food and try 475 00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:22,200 Speaker 1: to outlast all of the other contestants on that same island. 476 00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:26,960 Speaker 1: So it's pretty cool. But for your staff, Ben, I'm 477 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:30,080 Speaker 1: trying to think, who could really make it out there 478 00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:33,280 Speaker 1: in the in the wilderness if there's no drive through 479 00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:35,720 Speaker 1: his coop would not make it. Roberto would probably be 480 00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:38,080 Speaker 1: okay cooking wise, he'd be able to cook. But then 481 00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:41,240 Speaker 1: you gotta kill and cook him. Yeah, you have to 482 00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:44,600 Speaker 1: catch fish too, that's the key. The ones who made 483 00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:47,200 Speaker 1: it the longest on the Loan are the ones who 484 00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:51,480 Speaker 1: are able to catch fish. It's very difficult without a 485 00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:54,840 Speaker 1: fishing line to catch a fish though with your bare hands. 486 00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:58,320 Speaker 1: If you don't, they made contraptions they put together like 487 00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:02,560 Speaker 1: a Jerry rigged fishing net to catch fish overnight, then 488 00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:05,400 Speaker 1: you gotta gut the fish and that whole thing. Yeah, 489 00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:09,040 Speaker 1: and those bamboo contraptions where you know the fish can 490 00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:12,440 Speaker 1: fit in but then can't get out. Yeah, I guess. 491 00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:14,360 Speaker 1: So I answer your question. I would go with you, 492 00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:16,400 Speaker 1: Danny G. I think you do okay, because you've watched 493 00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:19,040 Speaker 1: the show, so you know what to do with you. 494 00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:21,800 Speaker 1: I could build a fort, that's for sure, and I 495 00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:24,080 Speaker 1: think I would be able to catch a couple of fish. 496 00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:26,560 Speaker 1: There you go. You got that going for you. I'd 497 00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:28,880 Speaker 1: have no chance. I would just say, okay, I'm not 498 00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:31,800 Speaker 1: gonna eat for twenty one days. I'll go to Keynes. 499 00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:34,600 Speaker 1: When I get back, I'll have the candy at Combo. 500 00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:38,520 Speaker 1: I'm good to go. Thank you, Verry. I appreciate that. 501 00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:42,280 Speaker 1: The next one from Pierre, try to pick up the 502 00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:45,280 Speaker 1: pacer a little bit, Pierre says, writing from my safe space, 503 00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:49,160 Speaker 1: He says, cuddling my therapy dog with one arm and 504 00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:52,520 Speaker 1: clutching my crayons and crushing the keys with the other. 505 00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:56,400 Speaker 1: Danny G mentioned the Nerve football during last week's mailbag, 506 00:29:56,680 --> 00:30:00,320 Speaker 1: and this got me feeling nostalgic for toys from my youth, 507 00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:04,640 Speaker 1: did either of you have and it's a football? Growing up, 508 00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:08,320 Speaker 1: this was a soft rubber football that you could throw 509 00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:12,760 Speaker 1: super tight spirals with as well as further than a 510 00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:16,320 Speaker 1: NERF football. Also, did you guys have any other toys 511 00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:19,640 Speaker 1: that you enjoyed? Possibly ones that your friends had that 512 00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:23,840 Speaker 1: you didn't always also wanting to go over to their 513 00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:29,120 Speaker 1: house to play. Maybe we be weebls, ben, he says, 514 00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:33,360 Speaker 1: because they wobble and they don't fall down. Well, I 515 00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:35,600 Speaker 1: did see the wee bol you sent a photo here, 516 00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:39,240 Speaker 1: and I have. I have seen those. I don't recall 517 00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:43,520 Speaker 1: playing with them as a as a kid. I remember 518 00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:46,480 Speaker 1: seeing them though as a kid. So is that Have 519 00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:48,400 Speaker 1: you ever heard of the what he called it, the 520 00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:51,760 Speaker 1: it's a football? No, and I looked it up right now. 521 00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:54,640 Speaker 1: I'm I'm not sure what he's referring to. My older 522 00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:58,560 Speaker 1: brother and I we had a Los Angeles Raiders football 523 00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:01,920 Speaker 1: and it was it was almost like jelly like, if 524 00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:04,920 Speaker 1: that makes sense the material it was made out of. Huh. 525 00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:08,000 Speaker 1: It felt like it was filled with gel and you 526 00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:13,600 Speaker 1: could chuck that thing far. Yeah, I'm looking at the 527 00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:16,840 Speaker 1: the it's a ball and it does. Actually, it does 528 00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:19,200 Speaker 1: remind me of something I had as a as a kid. 529 00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:24,760 Speaker 1: It does remind me of that, so I'm gonna go yes, 530 00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:27,040 Speaker 1: I didn't know the name of it, though, How did 531 00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:29,480 Speaker 1: you know the name of Pierre. What's the name of it? 532 00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:33,880 Speaker 1: I t z A this type of it's a ball 533 00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:36,160 Speaker 1: or it's a football or you know, one of those, 534 00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:39,080 Speaker 1: and it does look like a nerve product, but it's 535 00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:45,200 Speaker 1: not a nerve product. It's similar to Yeah, that look familiar. Yeah, yeah, 536 00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:47,800 Speaker 1: we we had those when we're around the same age. 537 00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:53,120 Speaker 1: We had those as far as like games and towards 538 00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:56,280 Speaker 1: nothing off the top of my head. Most of my childhood, 539 00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:58,720 Speaker 1: even though I was the fat kid, we went out 540 00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:01,200 Speaker 1: and played stickball in the name ro We played baseball. 541 00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:05,000 Speaker 1: We had we used tennis balls or racquet balls, and 542 00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:07,280 Speaker 1: we'd play with the neighborhood kids. We had great fun. 543 00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:11,280 Speaker 1: We'd run through the orange groves and have fights orange fights. 544 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:14,680 Speaker 1: And you haven't lived until you've been hit by an orange. 545 00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:19,000 Speaker 1: And you haven't lived until you've been chased by soldiers 546 00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:21,600 Speaker 1: who are drinking in the orange groves from the local 547 00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:23,760 Speaker 1: military base. You really haven't lived your life until you've 548 00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:27,760 Speaker 1: done those things. Next up Mike from Home and not 549 00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:32,640 Speaker 1: gridlocked traffic, apparently not in Fullerton anymore. He says, I 550 00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:35,080 Speaker 1: have an original question for you. It might not be 551 00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:37,479 Speaker 1: a very good one, but at least I didn't steal 552 00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:41,160 Speaker 1: it from another podcast like Pierre did last week, Wow 553 00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:44,080 Speaker 1: Shots Fire. He says, do either of you have a 554 00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:47,840 Speaker 1: memorable story about losing a tooth? For me, it's when 555 00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:51,600 Speaker 1: I didn't notice one of my baby teeth came out 556 00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:54,520 Speaker 1: while biting into a Rocky Road ice cream corner. I 557 00:32:54,520 --> 00:33:00,480 Speaker 1: accidentally ate it. Yeah. No, I was eating Tito's tacos 558 00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:04,640 Speaker 1: as a I was a grown up person, and I 559 00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:08,960 Speaker 1: bit into the taco and I felt my tooth kind 560 00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:11,840 Speaker 1: of like a little bit of a crack. That's a 561 00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:14,640 Speaker 1: bad feeling. That's the world. And then you're like, how 562 00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:16,760 Speaker 1: bad is it? Maybe I'm imagining it, Maybe it was 563 00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:21,120 Speaker 1: something in the taco, and yeah, that was bad. Any 564 00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:25,560 Speaker 1: memorable stories about losing a tooth? Danny? I do remember 565 00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:28,400 Speaker 1: that my mom did that old trick with my older 566 00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:31,480 Speaker 1: brother where she was trying to tie the dental floss 567 00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:35,280 Speaker 1: onto his loose tooth, and she pulled the line and 568 00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:37,600 Speaker 1: I think she was attempting maybe to tie it to 569 00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:40,360 Speaker 1: a door knob and I didn't know what they were doing, 570 00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:43,040 Speaker 1: so I came running into the room. You know, um 571 00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:46,200 Speaker 1: three years younger than him, So I'm wild. I don't 572 00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:48,120 Speaker 1: know what they're doing, and I come running into the room, 573 00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:52,280 Speaker 1: and I ran into the line inadvertently pulled his tooth out. 574 00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:57,120 Speaker 1: He was bleeding at the mouth, screaming and yelling at 575 00:33:57,160 --> 00:34:04,040 Speaker 1: me for for violently pulling his tooth out. That is 576 00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:07,360 Speaker 1: that is horrible when you're not prepared for it. Oh man. 577 00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:09,880 Speaker 1: I think my mom was trying to be funny with 578 00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:12,680 Speaker 1: her whole dental faust thing, and I came in and 579 00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:19,560 Speaker 1: spoiled their fun great, not for him. Uh, that's that's funny. Uh, 580 00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:22,640 Speaker 1: John and Northern Colorado rights in John says, have you 581 00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:26,440 Speaker 1: ever explained to your lady that you have the toilet 582 00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:30,120 Speaker 1: seat up because she's just going to lift it anyway 583 00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:33,680 Speaker 1: to check for spiders? Ah, he says, I think that's 584 00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:36,920 Speaker 1: more like for Cooper Loop. I think that might be well, 585 00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:39,040 Speaker 1: Coop's actually the one should leave the toilet seat up 586 00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:43,719 Speaker 1: because he for the spiders and all that, and uh, 587 00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:47,040 Speaker 1: thank you, John Glass One. Joe from New York says, 588 00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:51,359 Speaker 1: what's worse doing the dishes or the laundry, so this 589 00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:55,560 Speaker 1: is easy. I'm the dishwasher, Joe. I'm the professional dishwasher. 590 00:34:56,239 --> 00:34:59,800 Speaker 1: That's my job. I feel a great sense of satisfaction 591 00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:03,840 Speaker 1: when I washed the dishes. I feel like I've accomplished something. 592 00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:07,560 Speaker 1: I love a big sink full of dishes and then 593 00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:11,120 Speaker 1: methodically going through the dishes and putting them, you know, 594 00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:14,799 Speaker 1: rinching them all off, and then putting them in the 595 00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:18,440 Speaker 1: dishwasher and arranging. It's like a jigsaw puzzle to get 596 00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:21,080 Speaker 1: everything in the dishwasher. So I love that. And the 597 00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:24,720 Speaker 1: laundry thing. Here's my take on laundry, Danny. I don't 598 00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:29,800 Speaker 1: mind washing and drawing the laundry. I hate putting laundry away. 599 00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:33,919 Speaker 1: So that's my my, my problem with laundry. What about you, quickly, Yeah, 600 00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:37,600 Speaker 1: we know what your exercise bike in your treadmill looks like. 601 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:42,640 Speaker 1: Of course, um yeah, I mean you and my Tinderoni 602 00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:44,720 Speaker 1: are a bunch of freaks when it comes to dishes, 603 00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:49,160 Speaker 1: because dishes suck. Um. I would much rather do laundry. 604 00:35:49,239 --> 00:35:52,440 Speaker 1: The problem is, I'm fine with the washing. Taking it 605 00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:56,000 Speaker 1: out of the hot dryer really bothers me because instantly 606 00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:59,400 Speaker 1: you start sweating and so the heat of the dryer 607 00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:02,600 Speaker 1: bothers me. But I would still rather do laundry well 608 00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:05,560 Speaker 1: and then. But also you have the link guard. You've 609 00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:08,400 Speaker 1: got to make sure otherwise you'll have a fire. Right. Yeah, 610 00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:10,879 Speaker 1: very imported advice there on the podcast. Thank you. I'm 611 00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:13,600 Speaker 1: here to help. Don't don't have your house burned down 612 00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:17,000 Speaker 1: because you didn't take the lynch out of the dryer. Please, 613 00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:19,239 Speaker 1: I beg of you, I beg of you. All right, 614 00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:21,200 Speaker 1: we'll get out on that. Danny, what do you have 615 00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:24,480 Speaker 1: going on today? I know I'll be back tonight on 616 00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:26,839 Speaker 1: the radio, this being the Sunday show, so we'll be 617 00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:30,520 Speaker 1: back yapping away Sunday night. It's a game week to 618 00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:33,120 Speaker 1: his foot, that's right. I was just gonna say, this 619 00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:37,680 Speaker 1: is the week finally. Damn it's here finally. Yeah. I'm 620 00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:40,000 Speaker 1: gonna be in having fun with Covino and Rich on 621 00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:43,280 Speaker 1: Sunday afternoon into the early evening and then the show 622 00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:46,920 Speaker 1: right before yours Chris Plank and Arnie Spaniard, and that 623 00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:49,319 Speaker 1: is of course the lead into your first show of 624 00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:52,080 Speaker 1: the week. It's my pregame show. So ye have those 625 00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:55,239 Speaker 1: guys and I'll be back yapping away all night long. 626 00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:58,160 Speaker 1: Have a great rest of your weekend. Thanks for supporting 627 00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:01,279 Speaker 1: the podcast, Tell a friend about it. Remember you can 628 00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:04,080 Speaker 1: email a question for next week's mail bag Real Fifth 629 00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:07,359 Speaker 1: Hour at gmail dot com, and we'll talk to you 630 00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:12,960 Speaker 1: next time. Bumping and grinding later, skater, oh double out there. 631 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:17,040 Speaker 1: Look at that, we got two outs on that population.