Speaker 1: The second date up date. I know Brooke has said
Speaker 1: multiple times, almost suspiciously, that she's not on any dating apps.
Speaker 1: Brings it up. Hey, what are you doing over there
Speaker 1: wiping range of men online?
Speaker 2: That's for sure.
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 1: We're all gonna believe her on this. But let's say
Speaker 1: Brooke was on the apps. Okay, what would her profiles say?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: My god, probably give me your name, phone number, and
Speaker 1: how many cheetos you can fit in your mouth altimately
Speaker 1: after phone number, so nobody would understand the cheeto joke and.
Speaker 5: Those puffs or the classics.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, not sure what that means. But I come
Speaker 1: from a clown family. Ask me more.
Speaker 5: It's a magician, Okay, don't.
Speaker 1: Help the bottom line, it would probably be a total disaster.
Speaker 1: But what about the rest of the normal people out there?
Speaker 1: What's on they're dating? Let's find out and talk to Elena,
Speaker 1: who emailed the show for help. Welcome to the chaos.
Speaker 6: Hey Elena, Hey everyone.
Speaker 1: How are you?
Speaker 5: Elena was swipe brd on me.
Speaker 2: Totally?
Speaker 1: The ladies or the guys?
Speaker 6: Well, right now we're talking about Trey, okay, okay, and what.
Speaker 1: Does Trey have on his dating profile that stuck out
Speaker 1: to you.
Speaker 6: You know what a couple of things. I mean one
Speaker 6: physically beautiful eyes, gorgeous smile, I mean just typical, like
Speaker 6: dropped in.
Speaker 5: And then an average of ten cheetos.
Speaker 1: Right flay obsession. Yeah, okay, so he's a beautiful man.
Speaker 6: Yeah, And what did stick out was he loves adventures.
Speaker 6: He like wants to fill his time with his hobbies
Speaker 6: of adventures.
Speaker 5: What does that mean? That's so vague, Like is he
Speaker 5: specific on that?
Speaker 6: Well, he liked biking, I mean just that's like outdoorsy stuff.
Speaker 1: Okay, adventures makes it sound like he likes to get
Speaker 1: out and travel and see new things.
Speaker 5: Yeah, rock Line, that's what I think.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's a really nice thing to say in
Speaker 1: your profile, even if it isn't true. So did you
Speaker 1: did you meet up with him?
Speaker 6: We did. We got some drinks and right when he
Speaker 6: walked in he looked so much smaller in person like
Speaker 6: his pictures. Yeah, I made him look just a little bit.
Speaker 1: Are you talking size?
Speaker 6: Like everything everything is small? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And that from your voice, it sounds like you were
Speaker 1: disappointed in how he looked physically. Is that true?
Speaker 5: Usually smaller the guy isn't exciting.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, about the size about how you use it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I want he said, everything that's muscles, that's everything smaller,
Speaker 6: it's it's just a different Well okay, so I did
Speaker 6: bring it up. I was like, you know what, I'm
Speaker 6: kind of surprised, like in your photos it looks just
Speaker 6: a little bit more.
Speaker 1: Wow, what.
Speaker 5: Did you say?
Speaker 6: What doesn't mean about it? Guys?
Speaker 5: I don't know. But also if he's a Cafish, he
Speaker 5: should get called out.
Speaker 6: I mean, it's a thing. There's so much craziness online.
Speaker 6: But he was laughing about it. He says, actually, I'm
Speaker 6: on a health kick. And I was like, oh, really
Speaker 6: kind of health kick are you on? And he's like,
Speaker 6: it's a huge health kick. So I've definitely lost like
Speaker 6: thirty pounds and recently.
Speaker 5: I was like, oh okay, And you're like you didn't
Speaker 5: need to. I liked you when you were bolky.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I didn't know, That's what I was thinking.
Speaker 1: I didn't know you could shrink from that stuff too, Like, well, I.
Speaker 6: Couldn't see, but you know what I'm saying, Like it's small.
Speaker 6: So anyway, you not believe this. This man tells me
Speaker 6: he has a treadmill in every single room in his house.
Speaker 5: What room. Was that a joke?
Speaker 6: So I start laughing because I'm like, oh wow, crazy
Speaker 6: health kick yeah, and he says, no, really, My buddy
Speaker 6: and I cleaned out a warehouse that had a bunch
Speaker 6: of treadmills, ellipticals, blah blah blah. So they sold a
Speaker 6: bunch of them, but there were just some leftover, so
Speaker 6: I kept a lot of them.
Speaker 1: So he's got like a little mini twenty four hour
Speaker 1: fitness in his apartment.
Speaker 5: He's got an area in each room to throw all
Speaker 5: his clothes.
Speaker 1: On drying rats.
Speaker 2: Okay, so this.
Speaker 5: Isn't a red flag.
Speaker 6: To you, and maybe nice to mix up the scenery.
Speaker 1: He keeps him motivated. If he keeps seeing the treadmill,
Speaker 1: he'll want to eventually get frost.
Speaker 6: There was intimidating too.
Speaker 5: It was intimidating a little bit a little bit.
Speaker 6: Too, but you know, it's a conversation. We ended up
Speaker 6: laughing about it, and then it was like we're having drinks,
Speaker 6: but we started having those fun like hey, let's go
Speaker 6: on another date, let's see each other again, let's yeah,
Speaker 6: And it turns out super fun and out of the blue,
Speaker 6: he says to me, Hey, what would you do if
Speaker 6: I show up at your house tomorrow and say hey,
Speaker 6: let's go to the Virgin Islands and we leave him
Speaker 6: three hours what whoa, that's crazy?
Speaker 4: And I was like, heck, yeah, oh you said, yes,
Speaker 4: you're like a wild child, you're ready to go.
Speaker 1: Was that a joker? Was he serious?
Speaker 6: You know? I think if he just threw it out hypothetically,
Speaker 6: the drifts. But I am an adventurous lady.
Speaker 5: That's interesting.
Speaker 4: So he sounds like I mean, also like he's just
Speaker 4: a big dreamer, right, like he's always got some big
Speaker 4: grand plan and and you love that idea.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and it was fun to like daydream like that.
Speaker 1: And yeah, so how did that night end?
Speaker 5: Not in the Cayman Islands.
Speaker 6: No, not in the payment unfortunately. Well we said by
Speaker 6: with a with a hug, which was kind.
Speaker 5: Of no kiss.
Speaker 6: Yeah, no kiss.
Speaker 5: You said a guy like that would go in for
Speaker 5: a kiss if he was really wanting to.
Speaker 6: Take you thought so too.
Speaker 1: And it was a hug that wasn't as big of
Speaker 1: a hug as she was expecting.
Speaker 5: My arms just kept going.
Speaker 1: And he wasn't there to pick you up the next
Speaker 1: day like he through.
Speaker 6: He definitely didn't come by.
Speaker 1: He didn't come by.
Speaker 6: It's been like a week.
Speaker 5: It's been a week.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but I don't know what I did. I keep
Speaker 6: thinking was I too much like a friend?
Speaker 3: Almost?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 4: No, sometimes those big dreamer people can also be big flaky.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 5: Like, it's like a lot of talk and not a
Speaker 5: lot of following. It's off hiking a mountain somewhere. That
Speaker 5: could be.
Speaker 1: But your email to us said that you've been texting
Speaker 1: with Trey a few times.
Speaker 6: Well, I've been texting. He just hasn't responded.
Speaker 5: Maybe he's just waiting for you to show up at
Speaker 5: his house.
Speaker 1: What if he's literally in the Cayman Islands and was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I forgot to pick her up. Yeah, it's like the
Speaker 1: Jamaican version of Home Alone. But we're gonna hopefully bring
Speaker 1: it to a happy conclusion. When we come back. We'll
Speaker 1: call tray for you and try and get you your
Speaker 1: second date update, get you over to one of those
Speaker 1: islands right after this. Okay, awesome, hold on second date update.
Speaker 1: One man, one woman, and twenty treadmills, all running at.
Speaker 2: The exact same It's a.
Speaker 1: Four hundred meters sprinting.
Speaker 3: At least.
Speaker 1: How it's going for our listener. Elena's funny guy she
Speaker 1: was recently out with, named Trey. Because they went and
Speaker 1: grabbed some drinks, she learned that he really does have
Speaker 1: treadmills in every single room of his house.
Speaker 5: Nuts.
Speaker 1: That was the weird part of the night. Afterwards, it
Speaker 1: got a lot better from there, and they were laughing together.
Speaker 1: They were planning future dates, and he even threw out
Speaker 1: a theoretical of maybe taking her to an exotic island,
Speaker 1: showing up at her house and just whisking her away,
Speaker 1: and it got her really excited. But it's been a
Speaker 1: week since that date happened and there has been no
Speaker 1: second date and no trips abroad.
Speaker 4: You know, it's like you felt like you recovered from
Speaker 4: the very beginning. But maybe he just really was insulted
Speaker 4: when you told him he was smaller than in his pictures. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, and maybe because after you padded him on the
Speaker 1: head afterthing. Do you think that's possible, Elena?
Speaker 6: Possible? I don't know. It was a pretty fun conversation
Speaker 6: after that.
Speaker 4: I do knowctions I couldn't get over a guy telling
Speaker 4: me I looked bigger than in my pictures.
Speaker 5: You know, I don't know that I'm working a lot,
Speaker 5: So that's true.
Speaker 1: Let's see, we're gonna call him right now. Hopefully he's
Speaker 1: not in the middle of one of his treadmill workouts.
Speaker 5: But that'd be amazing.
Speaker 1: Like a hamster.
Speaker 5: I'm in the kitchen.
Speaker 1: Let's try and call on.
Speaker 2: Here we go, Hello, I think I think you're good?
Speaker 1: Is Trey? Yeah, you're on the radio right now with
Speaker 1: a show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3: How many people are on the phone? Wait, what did
Speaker 3: you say?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: Answer your first question? Four people are in this room.
Speaker 1: And this is a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the Morning that you're on right now.
Speaker 4: Hey, why Yeah, great question, A good question.
Speaker 1: You're sharp.
Speaker 2: We like that.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: This is a segment called a second Date Update, and
Speaker 1: we're trying to help out one of our listeners get
Speaker 1: a hold of you and maybe even see if we
Speaker 1: can hook you up for another date because you went
Speaker 1: out with her already one time named Elena.
Speaker 2: Oh oh you remember right?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, I know who Elena is.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, did she.
Speaker 3: Have you call me?
Speaker 5: Uh huh yeah.
Speaker 1: That's how the segment works. We kind of get a
Speaker 1: vibe of how the first date went, and then we
Speaker 1: reach out on her behalf to try and figure out
Speaker 1: how we can get YouTube back together.
Speaker 5: There's a reason she's confused.
Speaker 4: It sounds like on your date, you guys were talking
Speaker 4: a lot about like going out again and how fun
Speaker 4: that'd be.
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, we had a good time. She seems
Speaker 3: like she's fun and that's great.
Speaker 1: She said a lot of the same stuff about you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there is I don't know. There is a moment though.
Speaker 3: It was kind of a deal breaker for me, so
Speaker 3: I don't think that's going to be working out.
Speaker 1: Oh no, Well.
Speaker 2: That's all right.
Speaker 1: I mean you're allowed to have your opinions on stuff,
Speaker 1: but it would help if maybe we could know about
Speaker 1: the moment and pass that along to Elena, just to
Speaker 1: help her out.
Speaker 4: Right, It make her feel better to have some closure
Speaker 4: in sights.
Speaker 1: Would you mind sharing?
Speaker 3: Okay, y weird? Okay, I guess I should explain that
Speaker 3: I have this thing that I do when I go
Speaker 3: out on date with someone for the first time. It's
Speaker 3: kind of like a lightness test.
Speaker 1: Okay, we've heard a few of these before.
Speaker 4: We do a lot of these dating segments, and there's
Speaker 4: a lot of people that have different types of tests
Speaker 4: when they go out and they usually don't end very well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but books still she loves them.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Marriage now, I mean.
Speaker 3: I usually ask something to the effect of like, if
Speaker 3: I show up at your door tomorrow and say a
Speaker 3: plane's leaving in three hours and we're going to the islands,
Speaker 3: you want to come?
Speaker 5: Oh, okay, that's the test.
Speaker 1: Actually fun. Well, she mentioned that to us. She said
Speaker 1: that she was on the right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but she told us it was a fun hypothetical
Speaker 4: question that you asked on the date.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she tell you how she responded.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, I'm down to travel or something like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, that's the that's the wrong answer to that question.
Speaker 3: That's like the worst answer you can give me.
Speaker 5: Wait, let's go.
Speaker 1: Is the wrong answer if you're inviting someone to do
Speaker 1: something and they agree.
Speaker 5: I thought you were like adventure boys.
Speaker 1: What's the right answer?
Speaker 3: The right answer is let me check and see if
Speaker 3: I can, or you know, let me look at my schedule,
Speaker 3: or you know, I'll have to tell to my friends,
Speaker 3: or anything really, anything else that indicates that you've got
Speaker 3: a life of your own that you're living.
Speaker 1: Oh, you drop everything for a stranger. I could kind
Speaker 1: of see.
Speaker 5: But it was a hypothetical question.
Speaker 4: Like you weren't actually doing it, Like honestly, if you
Speaker 4: actually showed up at her door, she probably would have
Speaker 4: to make some pre arrangements.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and maybe, but she got very excited, kept saying,
Speaker 3: you know, I'm gonna pack my bags and be ready
Speaker 3: to go. She had no indication that she has any responsibilities,
Speaker 3: that she.
Speaker 2: Has a career out.
Speaker 6: Oh, hold on, no responsibil Yeah, spontaneous.
Speaker 1: Well, it's too late to surprise him with it now,
Speaker 1: because Trey, you probably are your voice at this point.
Speaker 1: That's Elena who's been waiting to talk.
Speaker 3: Gray.
Speaker 6: You're so funny, because you know it's so funny about
Speaker 6: my responsibilities? Is I probably make three times what you make?
Speaker 5: Oh? I mean not the point. I guess that's a
Speaker 5: flex Like, good on you, Elena, But why do you
Speaker 5: bring that up?
Speaker 6: I don't think that's okay.
Speaker 1: Hold on, we need we need one of you at
Speaker 1: a time. Trey, what do you have to say to
Speaker 1: Elena that she makes three times as much as you?
Speaker 3: I say, that's really unlikely. I don't believe that's true.
Speaker 3: And even if it were true, it has nothing to
Speaker 3: do with anything right now.
Speaker 6: Okay, So he sells, He sells treadmills on the side. Guys,
Speaker 6: if you ever need salary, he's very selling those things.
Speaker 1: All right, let's settle this once. We'll settle this once
Speaker 1: and for all. Let's all go around the room and
Speaker 1: say how much money we make you?
Speaker 4: Well, I mean, Trey, that should be great news for you,
Speaker 4: because then Elena can pay for the Cayman Islands vacation
Speaker 4: and take you with her.
Speaker 3: Let's hop in the PJ and fly down there. I'm
Speaker 3: sure she's got one.
Speaker 5: It all seems so silly. You guys are fighting about
Speaker 5: a hypothetical question.
Speaker 1: Is it just a hypothetical question or trade? Do you
Speaker 1: really do this and actually take women to islands? If
Speaker 1: if they give you the right answer and say, let
Speaker 1: me check my schedule first, you.
Speaker 5: Sound very eager, Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: I want to know, very very busy man. I've got
Speaker 1: a lot of hobbies and responsibilities.
Speaker 3: If she answers, you know, she gives a good answer
Speaker 3: to the question, we get a second date and maybe
Speaker 3: it goes from there.
Speaker 1: Okay, so it is in the cards.
Speaker 3: It's like the card. Absolutely, yeah, I've done it before,
Speaker 3: but it's not something that's going to happen the first
Speaker 3: night we meet.
Speaker 5: Okay, you're like the troll under the bridge with the riddles.
Speaker 5: If you answer me directly, then you can pass.
Speaker 1: There you go, and you're saying like no, not for me,
Speaker 1: Like why are you so closed off to it?
Speaker 6: Are you really?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I would never now that I know he tests and
Speaker 6: that there's all these like hypothetical and it's just no,
Speaker 6: I'm over it.
Speaker 1: There's not all these hypotheticals in all these hoops. It's
Speaker 1: just one question. But now I kind of her.
Speaker 3: Point because it's like he could be like, hey, do
Speaker 3: you want dessert and she's like no, and he's like, oh,
Speaker 3: well you just failed another test.
Speaker 6: It's a lot another test.
Speaker 4: Yeah, someone's entire life on how they answer that question hypathetical.
Speaker 3: You know what, it's my prerogative cast questions. Don't want
Speaker 3: to ask on my first dage. But the fact that
Speaker 3: she brought out money right away to try to one
Speaker 3: out me is a huge red flag with a really
Speaker 3: low class move. It helps me.
Speaker 2: I made the restaurant.
Speaker 6: You're the one that said I didn't have responsibilities. I
Speaker 6: just wanted to let you know that my house is
Speaker 6: fully paid off and I have plenty of them to
Speaker 6: go around. So That's the thing is you didn't even ask,
Speaker 6: but you're going to bring up that I don't have
Speaker 6: responsibilities to make yourself look good, Babe.
Speaker 4: I don't think that's I mean, I know you guys
Speaker 4: are this climate kind of fighting right now, but I
Speaker 4: really feel they're a good match.
Speaker 1: Hypothetically.
Speaker 3: Hypothetically, if that never happened, we might have managed. You
Speaker 3: didn't get me on the radio to put me on
Speaker 3: the spot.
Speaker 1: It's our fault. Yeah, see that's her test, my fault.
Speaker 2: That's the thing.
Speaker 6: This is the type of guy he is. I see.
Speaker 6: I'm winner yea.
Speaker 1: Even though this is going horribly, I'm gonna ask anyway
Speaker 1: to send you guys out on a second date that
Speaker 1: we would pay for.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we make so much money though.
Speaker 1: We can't go. We can't cross country borders. Keep it
Speaker 1: within the area code on the caman ions. Maybe like
Speaker 1: a Caribbean restaurant, anybody.
Speaker 6: That's a big heart for me. That's a note for me.
Speaker 3: We had a lot of fun on that first day,
Speaker 3: but it's a note for me.
Speaker 1: Well, youtual, No, I don't. I'd like to offered to
Speaker 1: send Trey and me to a private island. Trey, Helena,
Speaker 1: will you pay for it not.
Speaker 6: May definitely not.
Speaker 1: You think all the money your house has already paid
Speaker 1: off Brooke
Speaker 6: And Jeffrey in the morning,