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Speaker 1: The Nick Yes Nick Nikky. Hello, welcome to Monday's show.

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Speaker 1: It's Nicky Glazer Podcast. I'm so glad to be back

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Speaker 1: for a week of shows. I hope you had a

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Speaker 1: good Fourth of July weekend. I hate the fourth of July.

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Speaker 1: I know I'm starting off on a negative foot. I

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Speaker 1: I just, you know what, there's some things in my

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Speaker 1: life that I've always not been a fan of. And

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Speaker 1: I swallow my American pride and I get through it

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Speaker 1: and I put on a happy face even though I

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Speaker 1: secretly don't like it. And then um and then in

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Speaker 1: this is this was so many things in my life

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Speaker 1: where I did not like them. Number one, Bill Cosby

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Speaker 1: never liked him, never ever enjoyed the comedic sty length

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Speaker 1: of built. Mr Bill Cosby didn't like The Cosby Show

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Speaker 1: like I understood that it was. It was you know,

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Speaker 1: I was a little too young to to like it

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Speaker 1: when it was out and popular. Um, and then hated

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Speaker 1: his stand up. My dad tried to show me a

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Speaker 1: stand up before uh, you know, before everything, um, before

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Speaker 1: he got out of jail. He was just the last

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Speaker 1: December he was showing me some old Cosby stuff, just

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Speaker 1: really trying to get me on board. No. Uh, you know,

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Speaker 1: when I was a kid, he put in some fucking

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Speaker 1: c D when we were on a car trip of

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Speaker 1: like you love Colls Google, and um, I felt my

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Speaker 1: dad's always so on the money about what's funny. Um,

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Speaker 1: you know, especially when he talks about I was gonna

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Speaker 1: try to keep rhyming it and I just gave up.

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Speaker 1: It was money, honey. Uh uh, funny money, honey money.

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Speaker 1: It's just like it was not even gonna be good.

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Speaker 1: It's better if I just call it out. So my

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Speaker 1: dad's always really good about He exposed me to Conan

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Speaker 1: and Seinfeld and all. You know, he's a funny dude.

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Speaker 1: He puts on this like Cosby album that's like about

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Speaker 1: Cosby as a kid storing up ice or snow and

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Speaker 1: saving out snowball for the summer. I mean it's kind

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Speaker 1: of a good concept. Did not enjoy it to like

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Speaker 1: swallow that and be like I liked it. Dad gritted teeth.

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Speaker 1: And then he came to my college in two thousand

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Speaker 1: and six and I went to go see him this

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Speaker 1: before you know, it was after he had been accused

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Speaker 1: of stuff, but like before Annibal Burris like brought it

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Speaker 1: to light, which is so freaking weird that that's why

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Speaker 1: all of this kind of kicked off, even though it

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Speaker 1: was in front of all of us the whole time. Um,

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Speaker 1: he came to my school. We probably paid two thousand

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Speaker 1: dollars and disgusting, and um I went to go see

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Speaker 1: him because everyone had said, you know, when you I

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Speaker 1: just started comedy to three years prior, and so I

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Speaker 1: was just the movie comedian. Chris Rock is in it

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Speaker 1: talking to Seinfeld about going to see Cosby, and he

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Speaker 1: does this I'll never forget he's telling because I've seen

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Speaker 1: the movie so many goddamn times. Comedian. The documentary is

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Speaker 1: so goddamn good. It holds up. It's just really uh

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Speaker 1: just shows you the world of comedians if you're interested.

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Speaker 1: I mean, so much has been done about comedians. We

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Speaker 1: really like to talk about ourselves. But um, there's this

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Speaker 1: one scene when Chris Rock is talking to Jerry about

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Speaker 1: seeing Cosby. He's like, Jerry, he did three hours of

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Speaker 1: Killership killer shit, and when he's like and it was

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Speaker 1: all new, like what he did, like to two separate

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Speaker 1: remember seeing Chris Rock be so reverential, being like okay,

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Speaker 1: Cosby is the greatest he has to be, and I

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Speaker 1: just was like, okay, I'll give him another world. Went

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Speaker 1: to go see him in college. I fucking fell asleep,

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Speaker 1: and that is not a joke. I fell asleep because

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Speaker 1: it was so goddamn boring. And then you know, insert

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Speaker 1: joke here of maybe he didn't, you know, drug those women.

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Speaker 1: Maybe he just was telling a story, a comedic story

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Speaker 1: about going to the dentist as an eleven year old.

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Speaker 1: Um So I never liked Cosby swallowed that my whole life.

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Speaker 1: Never liked air shows, never liked uh people, fatman on

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Speaker 1: diving boards. I would always didn't like scary movies, didn't

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Speaker 1: like Imax anything that would be scary. Heights, roller coasters,

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Speaker 1: all of that had to pretend that, like I had

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Speaker 1: to make up lies for like why I didn't like it,

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Speaker 1: get to be an adult and you've gone roller coasters

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Speaker 1: and you realize they're pretty faking fun and sometimes they

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Speaker 1: make you come X Factor never stopped thinking about you.

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Speaker 1: You're still out there somewhere and I'll find you some day.

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Speaker 1: Um but fourth of July has always annoyed me as

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Speaker 1: a kid. I was terrified of fireworks. I just can't

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Speaker 1: imagine not being scared of fireworks when you're a child.

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Speaker 1: It's exploding fire. And even in my child brain, I

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Speaker 1: cried and so embarrassing. Come to find out, fireworks are

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Speaker 1: fucking annoying. I'm sorry everyone on Twitter got on board

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Speaker 1: this year. Let me just say I was on Twitter

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Speaker 1: last night. Everyone hates fireworks now. It's like almost kind

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Speaker 1: of like the woke thing because it harms dogs and

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Speaker 1: veterans who might be PTSD or you know, anyone who

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Speaker 1: just doesn't like loud explosions. I mean, like, what do

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Speaker 1: you remember snaps are those little things you throw on

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Speaker 1: the ground that are like, yeah, look like little uh

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Speaker 1: piece of toilet paper you find in your vagina. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I think that comparison. No one's ever made that when

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Speaker 1: people talk about the vagina papers, which is a thesis

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Speaker 1: I'm working on. But no one ever talks about those

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Speaker 1: little pop rocks. I love those things. Those are safe,

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Speaker 1: They're predictable. Yes, I was terrified of interesting. Okay, well

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Speaker 1: I I honor your fear. Sparklers were safe for me too.

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Speaker 1: It was a controlled thing. I never saw those explode,

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Speaker 1: the snap things. They didn't really just made a noise

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Speaker 1: and it wasn't too loud. But fireworks are bullshit. We

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Speaker 1: live first of all, dogs hate them, Animals hate them.

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Speaker 1: It scares animals. It's just suddenly like your city is

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Speaker 1: in war. I mean what other time. Isn't it supposed

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Speaker 1: to be reflective of the war as well? Like that's

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Speaker 1: why we do it? Is to like bombs bursting in air?

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Speaker 1: Like isn't that like we want want a war? Isn't it?

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Speaker 1: Isn't that it? Like why are we replicating war in

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Speaker 1: a celebratory way? Like war is hell? I think someone

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Speaker 1: said that. And so when I hear these explosions across town,

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Speaker 1: I mean, it is crazy. It's just like not fest if.

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Speaker 1: I understand having young kids and like little boys like fireworks.

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Speaker 1: I understand there's some fun to it, and then adult

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Speaker 1: men like to put them off because you know, it

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Speaker 1: reminds them of their childhood, and like, I get it.

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Speaker 1: I get people that like pyrotechnics. I understand it. I

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Speaker 1: and say that there's nothing fun about fireworks. They are beautiful,

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Speaker 1: it's fun to watch, you know, a spectacle that's controlled,

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Speaker 1: But overall the damage it does is I don't think

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Speaker 1: very worth it. Like, although I am annoyed by Twitter,

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Speaker 1: say let me go on the other flip side of this.

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Speaker 1: Always your dog eat dog to fight your works. Oh

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Speaker 1: you're still do a whole star celebration, be shut down

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Speaker 1: because you've got a doggie and you suddenly understood empathy

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Speaker 1: for animals, Well then you better be a fucking vegan.

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Speaker 1: If you're on Twitter bitching about the animals are don't

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Speaker 1: like the bomb noises and the sparks scare my dog

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Speaker 1: and I had to go kid, then you better then

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Speaker 1: I hope you're vegan because that that annoys me when

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Speaker 1: it to other animals. Just just try just try to

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Speaker 1: like trickle that like a like one of those fireworks

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Speaker 1: that looks like a weeping willow. Tree. Let the embers

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Speaker 1: of empathy trickle down to the animals that are being

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Speaker 1: abused and so terrified, just like your little dogs shaking

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Speaker 1: underneath the table because of firecracker. Those animals are constantly

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Speaker 1: feeling that way because you like bacon. All right, That's

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Speaker 1: all I gotta say on that. So there's a part

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Speaker 1: of Twitter that I'm like, Oh good, they're acknowledging that

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Speaker 1: Fourth of July sucks. We're all getting on board with this. However, Uh,

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Speaker 1: don't tell me. Don't tell me. Don't act like you

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Speaker 1: like animals. And I know you eat meat and you're

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Speaker 1: then you're eating meat. Just I'm sorry, but I like meat. Well,

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Speaker 1: people like fireworks, so suck it. Um took care of

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Speaker 1: this weekend? Perhaps do my dogs not like fireworks? They

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Speaker 1: don't give a funk about fireworks. So I am one

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Speaker 1: of the lucky ones. But my dog Marrion, if you

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Speaker 1: didn't know my parents, dog Marrion, UM was attacked last

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Speaker 1: I have no problem with the dog. People keep asking

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Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. I understand, like preventing it from happening

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Speaker 1: I told them I was sorry they went through it

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Speaker 1: multiple times. They don't really know how to accept that,

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Speaker 1: It must have been horrible because she has a gigantic

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Speaker 1: for like even posting me smiling because it's like, how

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Speaker 1: could you be smiling if your dog is ripped shrubs UM.

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Speaker 1: I had to watch this weekend because my parents went

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Speaker 1: that the stitches get ripped out. Um, I can't walk

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Speaker 1: my dog Luigi without her wanting to. I can't leave

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Speaker 1: constantly have her see me and then to walk. This

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Speaker 1: so Luigi is being neglected because I can't walk him

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Speaker 1: and carry It's just a nightmare. It's like, it's so

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Speaker 1: I need a husband so fucking bad. I just want

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Speaker 1: to partner to help me. And it's like situations like

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Speaker 1: this that I realized that partnership is crucial when you're

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Speaker 1: just like I guess if I ever want to be

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Speaker 1: a single mom, I would get help right away. I

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Speaker 1: and my parents have each other when they were taking

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Speaker 1: care of her, so they don't really understand, like, she's fine,

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Speaker 1: leave her in the cage when you take Luigi for

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Speaker 1: a walk, Okay, Well, if no one's at home, she's

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Speaker 1: her things, her stitches, so I can't leave her. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: we didn't realize we never actually left her alone. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: so yeah, I guess never leave her alone. Okay, Well

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Speaker 1: that is a lot to ask. When I have to eat,

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Speaker 1: I have to bathe, I have to give her medicine

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Speaker 1: three times, like all these different times of day. Um,

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Speaker 1: it was just a lot, and I'm complaining. But shout

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Speaker 1: out to anyone out there who has been a nurse

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Speaker 1: and then he kind of just like let it all out.

427
00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:56,560
Speaker 1: And Brenna even goes, why is it that every time

428
00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:59,040
Speaker 1: you fart it seems like you've been holding them in

429
00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:02,840
Speaker 1: all day? And I'm just quietly like, because he has been.

430
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:05,919
Speaker 1: And that definitely just came out because you laughed. You

431
00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:10,240
Speaker 1: didn't mean for it too, but it wasn't like but

432
00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:14,200
Speaker 1: that one was like you wouldn't have just unleashed insane

433
00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:18,200
Speaker 1: as right after she saw a big so that Andrew goes,

434
00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:21,680
Speaker 1: I was just trying to like distracts you from the dick,

435
00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:25,200
Speaker 1: and and then he starts going, see if that guy

436
00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:30,720
Speaker 1: could fart like that. He was making it a joke,

437
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:34,160
Speaker 1: like it was a tactic to like make her feel

438
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:40,160
Speaker 1: like to gain back her interest. Yeah, to to reroute control,

439
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:44,040
Speaker 1: Andrew decides to fart, and I was and Brenna yesterday

440
00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:46,600
Speaker 1: gave me the book Why Men Prefer Bitches, And I

441
00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:49,000
Speaker 1: was just reading that book yesterday, and it's there's so

442
00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:51,359
Speaker 1: much in it of like when he does this, you

443
00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:55,200
Speaker 1: need to do this. When he texts you this, say sorry,

444
00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:58,480
Speaker 1: I have plans, Like there's all these when this happens.

445
00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:00,439
Speaker 1: And so I was thinking about a book where it's like,

446
00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:04,240
Speaker 1: if your girlfriend sees a big dick when you're watching TV,

447
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:08,400
Speaker 1: release the biggest fucking fart just to let her know

448
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:11,720
Speaker 1: that that guy couldn't fart like that. It was just

449
00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:16,720
Speaker 1: like the dumbest thing. It was so funny. I was crying, dude,

450
00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:19,160
Speaker 1: I was laughing so hard when you farted. And then

451
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:22,439
Speaker 1: for then jokes that it was a purpose. It was.

452
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:26,520
Speaker 1: It took good well in the show they say, subliminally

453
00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:31,960
Speaker 1: put subliminal messages in in uh and whatever whatever you write,

454
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:34,280
Speaker 1: so then your partner knows what to do, even if

455
00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:36,800
Speaker 1: it's about someone else. So what do you mean In

456
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:40,440
Speaker 1: the show, Remember, the husband finds the writing and her

457
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:44,959
Speaker 1: friend is like, wow, that's brilliant. You should cone whatever.

458
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:47,320
Speaker 1: You should put that in a book. We could sell that.

459
00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:52,439
Speaker 1: Not even subliminal. Just write in a journal what to

460
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:55,360
Speaker 1: do to me that someone else did. Yes, So that's

461
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:57,719
Speaker 1: the movie, you guys. This woman is like rehashing this

462
00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:01,919
Speaker 1: amazing sexual partner, old long dick that she had in

463
00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:05,080
Speaker 1: the past. Her husband finds the journal and he's really

464
00:24:05,119 --> 00:24:07,359
Speaker 1: turned on by it. Also threatened, but turned on. And

465
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:09,760
Speaker 1: so the husband suddenly is like fucking her well because

466
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:13,280
Speaker 1: he read her journal. So I'm saying out there, if

467
00:24:13,359 --> 00:24:15,720
Speaker 1: you guys, if you're a guy out there and your

468
00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:19,240
Speaker 1: lady is uh, you know, I just saw a huge

469
00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:24,360
Speaker 1: cock let out a fart uh as loud and as

470
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:28,120
Speaker 1: long as you can, and one that sounds like it

471
00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:36,160
Speaker 1: came out after that kind of dick was in your ass. Yeah,

472
00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:41,200
Speaker 1: because the like it's smart because it will completely you're

473
00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:45,000
Speaker 1: not competing. It's too It's like and then what Republicans

474
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:48,240
Speaker 1: do like a boutism. Isn't that like, oh, well that's true?

475
00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:52,040
Speaker 1: Well what about this? You know? So that's what that is? That?

476
00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:58,840
Speaker 1: What about what can fart like this? Probably not? It's true.

477
00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:03,800
Speaker 1: I I don't see that sex after long Dick because

478
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:06,440
Speaker 1: you were thinking about long dick this morning when I

479
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:10,359
Speaker 1: saw you. You mentioned it before, but yeah, you mentioned

480
00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:12,280
Speaker 1: in the kitchen At one point I didn't think so,

481
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:16,080
Speaker 1: and then you mentioned it in here. There is no

482
00:25:16,119 --> 00:25:18,520
Speaker 1: way long dick wasn't on your mind when you went

483
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:21,240
Speaker 1: to bed after we watched long Dick and had sex.

484
00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:24,200
Speaker 1: Was that a weird moment for you? You know? I

485
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:26,760
Speaker 1: thought it would be, And I think it just shows

486
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:29,120
Speaker 1: how much I feel comfortable with Brenna and how much

487
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:31,560
Speaker 1: I like her, and how much I like myself these

488
00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:35,280
Speaker 1: days where long Dick did not affect my performance or

489
00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:37,439
Speaker 1: even come up in my mind of when I was

490
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:40,680
Speaker 1: having sex. Great, Yeah it should be that way. There's

491
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:44,439
Speaker 1: nothing she would ever I mean she there's nothing she

492
00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:47,159
Speaker 1: ever says or does that would be the type of

493
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:51,760
Speaker 1: behavior that I see so often that sometimes people don't

494
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:54,640
Speaker 1: even know they're doing that would accidentally make someone else

495
00:25:54,640 --> 00:26:00,240
Speaker 1: feel insecure, Like she's unquestionably into you and there's no

496
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:03,800
Speaker 1: doubt about it. So there's you feel secure because she

497
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:07,800
Speaker 1: makes you feel secure because she's a real person that

498
00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:10,800
Speaker 1: isn't like you just don't get anything shifty with her.

499
00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:13,680
Speaker 1: I was telling her yesterday like there's just nothing else

500
00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:17,760
Speaker 1: going on with friendship. I think I got addicted to

501
00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:20,080
Speaker 1: Brenda this weekend. Luigi and I fell in love with

502
00:26:20,119 --> 00:26:24,359
Speaker 1: Brenda this weekend. And she, of course Andrew's girlfriend is

503
00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:27,200
Speaker 1: leaving for Chicago. I don't even want to talk about it.

504
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:32,760
Speaker 1: She's leaving for Chicago. I might be right behind her.

505
00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:34,280
Speaker 1: I think that Brennan and I are going to do

506
00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:36,800
Speaker 1: a long distance friendship. No, Brennan. I seriously had a

507
00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:39,680
Speaker 1: great heart to heart this weekend because, um well, and

508
00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:42,760
Speaker 1: Drew left us alone because he couldn't handle we've I

509
00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:44,840
Speaker 1: mean we've been alone before Brenda and I, but like

510
00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:49,159
Speaker 1: we got to like bond. While I was using a

511
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:51,720
Speaker 1: scalpel on her foot, I got to go after her

512
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:54,600
Speaker 1: corns on her feet. She has like these adorable hot

513
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:57,720
Speaker 1: corns like she has like the she has like the

514
00:26:57,760 --> 00:27:01,119
Speaker 1: cutest feet. I got to um go after a corns.

515
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:05,080
Speaker 1: Andrew really was not happy with it happening. I cut

516
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:06,840
Speaker 1: my finger and he really doesn't like blood and so

517
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:09,120
Speaker 1: that scared him to which I get. So we stopped

518
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:11,359
Speaker 1: and then he was like, actually, you guys can keep going.

519
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:13,720
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go take a shower. And then we

520
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:15,879
Speaker 1: just sat down and watched put on the Bachelorette, and

521
00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:18,080
Speaker 1: then we just talked for a really long time and

522
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:20,960
Speaker 1: I um scraped her corns and it was like so

523
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:25,000
Speaker 1: fun and like we just she just lets me. I

524
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:26,600
Speaker 1: can say anything to her and she's not going to

525
00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:29,320
Speaker 1: be like judgmental of it, and she tells me things

526
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:33,439
Speaker 1: that like I feel like someone tells like good friends

527
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:36,440
Speaker 1: that you trust, and I just feel like very I'm

528
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:38,520
Speaker 1: just like, oh my god, it just and I told

529
00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:43,160
Speaker 1: you this before. It's the first time that I can realize, uh,

530
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:46,359
Speaker 1: my my best friend who is a man or a girl,

531
00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:48,480
Speaker 1: like this happens with girls too. When my when my

532
00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:51,320
Speaker 1: girlfriends get boyfriends, no matter how great they are, there's

533
00:27:51,359 --> 00:27:53,119
Speaker 1: a part of you that goes, I'm not gonna be

534
00:27:53,119 --> 00:27:54,639
Speaker 1: able to hang out as much and not that like

535
00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:59,040
Speaker 1: we we wouldn't if you were married to someone, but

536
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:03,160
Speaker 1: that friendship, our friendship can still remain the exact same,

537
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:06,760
Speaker 1: and I could even have like a great friendship with

538
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:10,919
Speaker 1: which I've never been reticent to have, but it's just

539
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,359
Speaker 1: like there was just never the opportunity for it, and

540
00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:17,639
Speaker 1: this week and I just felt like sorry. There's a

541
00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:20,720
Speaker 1: level of being like me being scared in a way

542
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:24,320
Speaker 1: of like letting someone become friendly with you, because in

543
00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:28,159
Speaker 1: that let's say, whatever, something bad happens in our relationship

544
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:31,760
Speaker 1: and uh, it doesn't work out, then it's like, not

545
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:33,959
Speaker 1: only am I breaking up with her, I'm breaking you

546
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,080
Speaker 1: guys up, or then I have to have that like

547
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:38,320
Speaker 1: discussion of like can I still be friends with her?

548
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:41,880
Speaker 1: It just another level when you introduce your friends to

549
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:45,920
Speaker 1: whoever you're dating, and they you know, you form a bond.

550
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,440
Speaker 1: And I think I was reluctant to even be close

551
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:51,440
Speaker 1: with her until you guys were official because because of that,

552
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:55,440
Speaker 1: because I, yeah, I think that there was part of

553
00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:58,320
Speaker 1: me being like, Okay, is this actually happening? Can I

554
00:28:58,360 --> 00:28:59,960
Speaker 1: like lock in? Because when I lock in with someone,

555
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:02,800
Speaker 1: I locked in. And but we had a really good weekend.

556
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:05,760
Speaker 1: I appreciate you guys helping me out with the dogs

557
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:09,440
Speaker 1: and just like hanging out with me. It was really nice.

558
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:12,880
Speaker 1: Other than running after you for a dildo, we were

559
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:17,240
Speaker 1: pretty pretty helpful. I think, yes you were. Brenna picked

560
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:19,680
Speaker 1: up Luigi's dog ship with her bare hand. I'll never

561
00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:22,200
Speaker 1: forget it it was because it was a long story,

562
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:26,120
Speaker 1: but she's she's awesome. Let's get to the news. That

563
00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:35,880
Speaker 1: news apparently, Oh boy, I hope you had a great

564
00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:38,720
Speaker 1: July four. I hope no wise were killed. What is

565
00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:42,000
Speaker 1: it from? I just said, don't kill your wife or

566
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:44,959
Speaker 1: kill a wife. I don't know a wife was in

567
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:47,320
Speaker 1: the rant about having a good fourth I don't know

568
00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:49,960
Speaker 1: how to kill your wife. And then Nikki said, please

569
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:53,320
Speaker 1: don't do that. Okay, yeah, all right, Well you gotta

570
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:55,760
Speaker 1: say well first of all, and have all the right

571
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:58,760
Speaker 1: the course, I mean that goes without saying, but I

572
00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:03,520
Speaker 1: have to say. Gas Lighting is a form of psychological

573
00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:07,120
Speaker 1: abuse that makes a person question their own perceptions. And

574
00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:10,360
Speaker 1: there are five tactics that they use. Do you want

575
00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:15,040
Speaker 1: to guess or do you want to yeah? Okay, yeah? Uh.

576
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:20,760
Speaker 1: Five tactics that they use. Um lying number one. They

577
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:25,400
Speaker 1: lie about things you know to be true. Um uh.

578
00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:29,479
Speaker 1: Making you feel stupid, call you crazy, emotional on balance,

579
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:35,160
Speaker 1: are too sensitive? Um uh? Ignoring your feelings or like

580
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:37,640
Speaker 1: just saying that your feelings aren't real. I guess it's

581
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:40,760
Speaker 1: the same thing. Well, no deflect and distract when confronted

582
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:43,960
Speaker 1: and blame you for their behavior. Mmmm. What are some

583
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:47,240
Speaker 1: others keep going undermine you in subtle ways by weaponizing

584
00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:51,200
Speaker 1: your insecurities against you. Yeah, that's the biggest red flag

585
00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:54,560
Speaker 1: if and accuse you of doing things they are doing.

586
00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:58,640
Speaker 1: Uh yeah a k A projection you really production though

587
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:00,760
Speaker 1: you sometimes don't see until on the road where you're like,

588
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:02,400
Speaker 1: he was always so scared of me cheating on him,

589
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:04,800
Speaker 1: and he was cheating the whole time. It's usually like

590
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:09,360
Speaker 1: if that's happening, he's probably unfaithful to you, if he's

591
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:13,640
Speaker 1: worried about it or who knows. Um, But that's the

592
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:18,440
Speaker 1: big that's the big thing. Is like if someone uses

593
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:22,560
Speaker 1: something that you've told them in a vulnerable moment against you,

594
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:25,120
Speaker 1: Like usually it's pillow talk when you like kind of

595
00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:28,160
Speaker 1: share something like about your insecurity and they use it

596
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:33,560
Speaker 1: against you. I almost think it's like there's no there's

597
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:36,479
Speaker 1: no apology, there's no accepting their apology. You gotta go,

598
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:38,880
Speaker 1: Like I don't think I would. I would have zero

599
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:42,400
Speaker 1: tolerance for that, I believe. I think like with gas lighting,

600
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:45,840
Speaker 1: there I feel like there should be degrees of it

601
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:48,480
Speaker 1: because I do feel like some people can do it

602
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:50,760
Speaker 1: and they don't even it's my boyfriend had a master's

603
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:53,080
Speaker 1: degree in it. But do you think that was just

604
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:56,520
Speaker 1: a cool life, do you? But do you think that?

605
00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:59,719
Speaker 1: Like I feel like there's people that do it because

606
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:03,040
Speaker 1: like they're it's like psychopaths for sociopaths, you know what

607
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:04,880
Speaker 1: I mean, Like they're doing it for an end goal

608
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:07,440
Speaker 1: as opposed they're just doing it naturally and they don't

609
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:10,480
Speaker 1: even realize that. About love bombing, that's a new term

610
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:13,239
Speaker 1: that a lot of gen z are using of like

611
00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:16,600
Speaker 1: he loved bombed me where But love bombing actually is

612
00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:21,400
Speaker 1: when someone does it is lying to get you to

613
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:23,440
Speaker 1: be in love with them and then they're gonna they

614
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:25,560
Speaker 1: know they're gonna pull away. But a lot of times

615
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:28,520
Speaker 1: guys love bomb not knowing that they're gonna pull away.

616
00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:31,479
Speaker 1: And that's very different. And so you're right, like some

617
00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:34,240
Speaker 1: people gaslight not knowing that they're gaslighting. They don't. But

618
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:38,280
Speaker 1: the thing is whether you know it or not, uh,

619
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:42,120
Speaker 1: still being able to identify it, being able to putting

620
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:45,520
Speaker 1: up with it is where someone has it's really not

621
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:48,160
Speaker 1: about the person doing it and being like don't do that,

622
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:51,160
Speaker 1: it's you going no, I'm not going to put up

623
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:54,040
Speaker 1: with that. I'm leaving. I swear to God. Like this

624
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:58,680
Speaker 1: Men Prefer Bitches book kind of spells it all out

625
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:01,800
Speaker 1: like it's all about just like it's a bad title,

626
00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:05,120
Speaker 1: but it's just like respecting yourself, like not letting someone

627
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:06,280
Speaker 1: talk to you that way. But I was talking to

628
00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:08,600
Speaker 1: Brenna about it, like it was really hard for me

629
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:11,160
Speaker 1: in relationships to say don't do that because I thought

630
00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:16,160
Speaker 1: the guy would just be like, you're overly emotional. Um,

631
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:19,080
Speaker 1: I didn't mean it that way. I'm I like to

632
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:21,200
Speaker 1: joke that way and I'm gonna keep doing it. And

633
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:23,400
Speaker 1: then I go, well, I don't like when people do that. Well,

634
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:25,600
Speaker 1: I guess then you have to break up with me,

635
00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:26,800
Speaker 1: And then I have to break up with someone that

636
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:28,840
Speaker 1: just won't change for me. So I'm so scared of

637
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:31,520
Speaker 1: putting my foot down about stuff sometimes. I know it's

638
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:34,120
Speaker 1: so fucked up when you call out someone's bullshit and

639
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:37,120
Speaker 1: then you don't get you don't win, and then you're like, well,

640
00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:40,760
Speaker 1: ship that didn't go how I plan so what do

641
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:43,360
Speaker 1: you do? I mean, well, I just feel that way.

642
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:47,880
Speaker 1: Well here's an example. I was like in love with

643
00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:52,040
Speaker 1: someone who was teasing me about my looks and like

644
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:57,520
Speaker 1: a very like to him. It was like a complete

645
00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:01,440
Speaker 1: insane It was insane it. I would get offended because

646
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:03,959
Speaker 1: he thought I was like the most beautiful woman ever.

647
00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:06,080
Speaker 1: He's like, I don't think, like there was a I

648
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:09,759
Speaker 1: was doing an impression of Predator, you know, like that,

649
00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:11,440
Speaker 1: and I've never seen predator, but I was just like

650
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:16,120
Speaker 1: making predator noises with a bunch of people, and like

651
00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:18,600
Speaker 1: it was it was dark, and I was like standing

652
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:21,040
Speaker 1: in like the moonlight, like it was hard to see me,

653
00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:23,799
Speaker 1: and I'm like, and this guy looks up to looks

654
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:25,000
Speaker 1: up at me, and he goes, oh, and you kind

655
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:28,239
Speaker 1: of look like predator too, And I was just like no,

656
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:31,040
Speaker 1: And he was already like bugging me. He was already

657
00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:33,239
Speaker 1: like saying a little things like that over and over

658
00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:35,319
Speaker 1: that were just like and I was like, I just

659
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:39,200
Speaker 1: was like And then later on I go, I can't

660
00:34:39,239 --> 00:34:41,640
Speaker 1: handle I don't if you need to make fun of

661
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:44,359
Speaker 1: my looks in any way where it's not gonna work.

662
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:46,439
Speaker 1: I will not be with someone I know that that

663
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:49,000
Speaker 1: that's a fun thing to do, and maybe that's a

664
00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:53,239
Speaker 1: part of your personality to constantly tease and like make

665
00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:57,279
Speaker 1: jokes that seem innocent enough, But I'm not going to

666
00:34:57,360 --> 00:34:59,520
Speaker 1: put up with it. And you, I will not be

667
00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:01,040
Speaker 1: with someone who makes fun of my looks. And he's

668
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:03,799
Speaker 1: just like, you don't look like Predator. That's insane, And

669
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:06,799
Speaker 1: I go, I'm gonna go on stage this year and

670
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:08,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna prove to you that I kind of do

671
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:10,440
Speaker 1: look like Predator. Like there's a way for me to

672
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:13,400
Speaker 1: because Predator has like dreadlocks, you know, like I could

673
00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:16,200
Speaker 1: look like Predator, and like there is a way that

674
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:17,960
Speaker 1: I could take a friend to that. Why even say it?

675
00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:21,600
Speaker 1: Like it's I go, if that's important to you in

676
00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:24,719
Speaker 1: a relationship, I'm not your lady, because I will not

677
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:27,480
Speaker 1: tolerate looks, jokes about my looks. He's like, but that's

678
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:30,040
Speaker 1: why it's funny. It's because like that wouldn't you in

679
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:33,360
Speaker 1: no way resemble Predator. That's insane. You would be And

680
00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:37,279
Speaker 1: I go, I feel ugly. I it's a thing I

681
00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:39,319
Speaker 1: will I felt when I was a child. It will

682
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:41,120
Speaker 1: always be with me. And if you want to make

683
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:42,840
Speaker 1: fun of my looks. It's just not gonna work. You

684
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:44,600
Speaker 1: can do. There are many girls that you could date

685
00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:46,799
Speaker 1: that don't mind it. It ain't gonna be me. And

686
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:49,799
Speaker 1: that's where I was like, Okay, that's the difference. If

687
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:51,160
Speaker 1: the thing that makes you upset and you want to

688
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:53,680
Speaker 1: put your foot down about, they can't invalidate it because

689
00:35:53,719 --> 00:35:56,239
Speaker 1: it's just how you feel and it it. Maybe you're

690
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:59,000
Speaker 1: weird or different than most girls, but that's how you feel.

691
00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:01,600
Speaker 1: And if if if it's so important to that person

692
00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:03,480
Speaker 1: that they get to insult you in that way, that

693
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:07,719
Speaker 1: one way that triggers you, then they like that more

694
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:11,040
Speaker 1: than you. It's like, what is they? We all make

695
00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:14,359
Speaker 1: a We all can adapt to the people we love

696
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:17,440
Speaker 1: and make and not say the things that we you know,

697
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:20,320
Speaker 1: we don't curse in fun of Grandma. Okay, so don't

698
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:23,240
Speaker 1: make looks jokes about my looks in front of Nikki.

699
00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:28,239
Speaker 1: That's her weird thing, So just do that. And it

700
00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:30,440
Speaker 1: was hard for me to say because it's it seems

701
00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:33,120
Speaker 1: so irrational and it seems like I hate being thin.

702
00:36:33,239 --> 00:36:37,480
Speaker 1: You're a comedian. You're a comedian, You're you're rost comedian.

703
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:40,720
Speaker 1: So you're like, oh, she'll love that. Like they probably

704
00:36:40,719 --> 00:36:44,080
Speaker 1: feel pressure to be funny and like, oh, she'll love

705
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:49,319
Speaker 1: this about me calling her predator. Like and when you say, oh,

706
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:52,360
Speaker 1: you're being sense, like, oh, you're being sensitive, You're not predator.

707
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:55,600
Speaker 1: It's such a I fucking hate it because then if

708
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:58,600
Speaker 1: you argue that, then you're just you're being even more sense.

709
00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:01,680
Speaker 1: It's such a great act since being sensitive is not

710
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:05,680
Speaker 1: a bad thing. Like so when if your husband out

711
00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:08,279
Speaker 1: there or your girlfriend or someone who's like, you're such

712
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:10,840
Speaker 1: a baby, like you're oh my god, you're upset about that,

713
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:13,640
Speaker 1: and it's just like the dumbest thing to say to

714
00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:15,839
Speaker 1: someone because you are what you are and you can't

715
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:18,680
Speaker 1: help it. So don't ever feel bad about feeling sensitive.

716
00:37:18,719 --> 00:37:20,040
Speaker 1: And it's something that I have to work on. I

717
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:21,600
Speaker 1: mean I've I've definitely done that to you of like

718
00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:25,399
Speaker 1: oh really, it's hard not to have that reaction when

719
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:28,120
Speaker 1: someone seems like so like for me to hear Noah's

720
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:30,799
Speaker 1: scared of those pop rocks, I'm like, Noah, come on,

721
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:34,120
Speaker 1: because what she is and it does it's not for

722
00:37:34,239 --> 00:37:40,120
Speaker 1: me to police to validate. No no snap something. Yeah,

723
00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:41,759
Speaker 1: I can see how that could be a thing. I'm

724
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:44,239
Speaker 1: mostly afraid of someone throwing them at me and it's

725
00:37:44,239 --> 00:37:46,960
Speaker 1: like exploding on my body. So, yeah, that wouldn't have

726
00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:49,640
Speaker 1: a kid do it to you when you're a kid. No,

727
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:54,400
Speaker 1: it's not been done to me, but it could. It

728
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:57,040
Speaker 1: could be done to you. So it's it's a valid fear,

729
00:37:57,520 --> 00:38:00,839
Speaker 1: but it's hard to remind you. I just hope that

730
00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:03,440
Speaker 1: more people. I've taught my mom to do that with

731
00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:06,440
Speaker 1: my dad, because my mom like wanted to cry about

732
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:08,319
Speaker 1: Marian when she was still in the hospital and she

733
00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:10,120
Speaker 1: came over here to do some to help me move

734
00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:13,480
Speaker 1: some furniture, and she was like, I just I just can't.

735
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:15,839
Speaker 1: I just want to cry all the time. And you're

736
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:18,919
Speaker 1: I just and I go, it's okay. You witnessed Marian

737
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:24,279
Speaker 1: being shredded up by a dog. You dad fell, you

738
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:27,279
Speaker 1: shattered your phone. It was a very traumatic experience, not

739
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:29,360
Speaker 1: to mention the ride to the vet where she's bleeding

740
00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:31,520
Speaker 1: all over, getting to the vet, having her in the

741
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:33,879
Speaker 1: hospital for three days. You can't even see her, you're

742
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:35,680
Speaker 1: not getting calls from the vet. You don't know what's happening.

743
00:38:35,719 --> 00:38:37,799
Speaker 1: You don't know she's going to survive. Yeah, I can

744
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:40,800
Speaker 1: understand you'd want to cry, mom, and she was like, no,

745
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:42,839
Speaker 1: I don't. It's just I don't want to and we're

746
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:44,879
Speaker 1: going up in the elevator and go. You're safe here.

747
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:46,560
Speaker 1: I took her hand. I was like, do you want

748
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:48,279
Speaker 1: to cry with me? Because I want to cry too,

749
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:50,319
Speaker 1: and I don't like I need someone to cry with.

750
00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:52,600
Speaker 1: She's like, I don't need to cry. It's fine, it's fine.

751
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:55,800
Speaker 1: I go. If you want to cry and dad says

752
00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:58,839
Speaker 1: to you it makes you feel bad about it, which

753
00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:02,960
Speaker 1: sometimes happens, because my dad's uncomfortable with that, like uncontrollable

754
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:05,080
Speaker 1: emotions of women. It happens. He's not a bad person,

755
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:08,400
Speaker 1: I said, just tell him. Your feelings are your feelings.

756
00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:11,520
Speaker 1: I didn't know until my parents didn't teach me this,

757
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:13,759
Speaker 1: so I'm trying to teach my parents. You can't help

758
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:18,120
Speaker 1: your feelings, you really can't, So never feel guilty for them,

759
00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:20,640
Speaker 1: because you are not choosing to feel that way. You're

760
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:22,759
Speaker 1: not choosing to cry. I mean sometimes you do because

761
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:25,640
Speaker 1: you need a release, But needing that release is not

762
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:28,200
Speaker 1: a choice. You need it, So get it and don't

763
00:39:28,239 --> 00:39:31,040
Speaker 1: feel bad. And I hope that helps someone out there.

764
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:37,480
Speaker 1: Next story, um A sixth way of gas lighting the

765
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:40,560
Speaker 1: whole thing. Yeah, that's all we do for now on

766
00:39:40,719 --> 00:39:43,160
Speaker 1: is like what you're sensitive to? Another story about it?

767
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:46,680
Speaker 1: Nikki handle it. I bet you could find times when

768
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:49,080
Speaker 1: I'd gas late you on this podcast. It's hard not to.

769
00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:53,759
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, we have our fans go through. How

770
00:39:53,800 --> 00:40:00,359
Speaker 1: about no. I love you guys, but please do not packlock. Yeah,

771
00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:04,320
Speaker 1: and when I've done it. A new study finds that

772
00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:12,560
Speaker 1: facial structure predicts attitudes about casual sex, especially when judging men. So, uh,

773
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:16,759
Speaker 1: I don't so. Self reported socio sexuality, a measure of

774
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:19,759
Speaker 1: how accepting a casual sex of someone, is correlated with

775
00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:23,799
Speaker 1: having more masculine looking facial features. That makes sense. So

776
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:26,400
Speaker 1: a woman with more masculine features might be more open

777
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:30,120
Speaker 1: to casual sex because she might have more testosterone, which

778
00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:34,239
Speaker 1: would know no, not even who have. Men who have

779
00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:37,239
Speaker 1: more testosterone are more prone to be okay with like

780
00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:40,920
Speaker 1: one night stands, and women who have higher estrogen levels

781
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:46,760
Speaker 1: are more prone to be what ceo sexual sexually unrestricted?

782
00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:52,520
Speaker 1: Thank you? Okay, so, but what about the masculine the

783
00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:55,840
Speaker 1: bone structure of your face? What do you what do

784
00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:58,480
Speaker 1: you mean? What's that? Tell? Does estrogen make your face?

785
00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:03,919
Speaker 1: Two different things? Okay? So okay, no, well you just yeah,

786
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:10,799
Speaker 1: well you just no, It's fine. I read from top

787
00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:16,759
Speaker 1: to bottom. I'm just kidding. So basically, it said that

788
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:21,880
Speaker 1: when women see a man with masculine features because of

789
00:41:21,960 --> 00:41:25,239
Speaker 1: higher testosterone doesn't mean the more attractive man. They will

790
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:28,640
Speaker 1: likely say, oh, that guy is into one night stands,

791
00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:31,920
Speaker 1: and they might be reluctant to hooking up or like

792
00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:36,600
Speaker 1: dating if they're a woman that isn't into that right exactly.

793
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:41,040
Speaker 1: And then then the study they found that women point

794
00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:46,080
Speaker 1: out men who are uh more masculine features on their face,

795
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:50,160
Speaker 1: and those men were like in the survey that they

796
00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:53,160
Speaker 1: did said that they were like okay with one night

797
00:41:53,239 --> 00:41:56,960
Speaker 1: stands and flings and stuff like that. So women could deferentiate.

798
00:41:57,640 --> 00:41:59,520
Speaker 1: So if you look like a little church boy, you're

799
00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:02,120
Speaker 1: not more likely to eat ass on the first night,

800
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:05,319
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? The church boys don't look

801
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:08,880
Speaker 1: masculine though, Like what what what does? You don't have

802
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:12,600
Speaker 1: a lot of facial hair. You're very like um, like

803
00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:16,600
Speaker 1: just puppy eye, like love the world. Yes, he just

804
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:18,600
Speaker 1: looks like a nicer guy. Yeah, if you look like

805
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:22,879
Speaker 1: a nicer guy, not a bad boy, like, well, that's

806
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:25,520
Speaker 1: the thing. Long dick has a very he has a

807
00:42:26,719 --> 00:42:30,480
Speaker 1: long nose. He's very you know, manly. He's got his

808
00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:33,080
Speaker 1: facial hair his I don't know, he has a lot

809
00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:37,719
Speaker 1: of hair um long structure. See, he seems some feminine

810
00:42:37,719 --> 00:42:41,000
Speaker 1: features to me on his face. Really Yeah, I think

811
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:42,520
Speaker 1: he's kind of nerdy. I think you take away the

812
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:44,560
Speaker 1: hair and the facial hair, That's what I'm saying. I

813
00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:48,439
Speaker 1: bet he isn't into casual sex. Yeah, but I think

814
00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:52,000
Speaker 1: his character, like he tries to look like that. I

815
00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:56,719
Speaker 1: don't know, Like I like a masculine man, like a

816
00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:59,640
Speaker 1: guy at a truck stop, like looks like hell the

817
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:03,000
Speaker 1: first night, you know what I mean? Like it makes

818
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:06,880
Speaker 1: sense that a more manly looking man is probably wanting

819
00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:12,719
Speaker 1: to spread his seed more, thus wanting more novel pus p. Yes, yeah,

820
00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:16,440
Speaker 1: do you think doing that over time, like having these

821
00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:19,319
Speaker 1: one night stands and stories will make your face look

822
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:22,120
Speaker 1: more masculine? You know what I mean? Like, can you

823
00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:25,520
Speaker 1: see when someone's like harden, like you know, whether it's

824
00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:29,720
Speaker 1: by drugs or alcohol or life, life just has really

825
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:32,040
Speaker 1: like they've taken in a lot of life, so you

826
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:35,040
Speaker 1: see it on their face, you know what I mean? Like, Yeah,

827
00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:37,319
Speaker 1: I feel like I can get a I don't know

828
00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:40,200
Speaker 1: if I can sense if a guy is like someone

829
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:43,640
Speaker 1: who folks up, because I'm not drawn to those guys.

830
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:47,560
Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm drawing. Masculine. Write something in

831
00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:49,920
Speaker 1: the middle. I kind of like a feminine face, like

832
00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:52,160
Speaker 1: I like a pretty face, Like I like a face

833
00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:53,719
Speaker 1: of a guy that looks like you know, like I

834
00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:55,600
Speaker 1: like a zac Efron and he has just like a

835
00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:58,560
Speaker 1: beautiful woman's face, you know, Like I like a manly

836
00:43:58,600 --> 00:44:01,080
Speaker 1: body with like I like a bone structure, like a

837
00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:05,400
Speaker 1: structured jaw, like I like I would pretty smile like

838
00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:10,120
Speaker 1: he's masculine though, because remember masculine and attractiveness are not

839
00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:17,360
Speaker 1: related really, but masculine face, just the facial structure. Well,

840
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:22,920
Speaker 1: zac Effron, have you seen hisline? His jowling? He does have.

841
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:26,320
Speaker 1: But there's something very like pretty about his bone structure,

842
00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:29,640
Speaker 1: like he does have like a there's something feminine about

843
00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:34,440
Speaker 1: it and beautiful, like he has like womenly I but

844
00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:38,080
Speaker 1: I agree, no, he does have like a structured face.

845
00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:40,759
Speaker 1: I don't know, I'll start paying it more attention to this.

846
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,480
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think about guys that you finally attracted.

847
00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:48,840
Speaker 1: Next story, I don't think about it. I mean I

848
00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:52,480
Speaker 1: think I think I'm attracted to men that are not

849
00:44:52,719 --> 00:44:56,000
Speaker 1: Like the other day, Yeah, I did that. I was

850
00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:59,160
Speaker 1: pretty horned up for them. I've been pretty horned up recently.

851
00:44:59,160 --> 00:45:02,360
Speaker 1: I'm um, I have a lot of suitors. I'm in

852
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:05,120
Speaker 1: a good place right now. I mean, I'm very spread

853
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:10,600
Speaker 1: out in terms of like, uh, potential guys. There's like

854
00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:12,759
Speaker 1: a lot, and which is good because none of them

855
00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:16,239
Speaker 1: disappoint me too much. There's always one that's hitting me up. Um,

856
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:20,120
Speaker 1: I don't really require too much from any of them,

857
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:23,359
Speaker 1: and um that but why men love bitches? I just

858
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:26,560
Speaker 1: needed I needed a refresher of how to deal with

859
00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:31,920
Speaker 1: fucking men, because dude, it's it's here's the book. Don't

860
00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:36,600
Speaker 1: ever be available to them, and if you are, make

861
00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:38,879
Speaker 1: them work for it. There you go. That's it. That's

862
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:41,960
Speaker 1: the that's not to get a man. Don't text them first,

863
00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:45,040
Speaker 1: act like you're busy, and like you don't give a

864
00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:49,040
Speaker 1: ship because literally everyone wants something they can't have. The

865
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:52,879
Speaker 1: chase is everything. That's what If you're sad when you're

866
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:55,320
Speaker 1: alone because you're playing these games so much that I

867
00:45:55,400 --> 00:45:58,799
Speaker 1: am the guy never comes over, because then that guy

868
00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:00,839
Speaker 1: is not meant to be that's the guy. That's why

869
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:03,240
Speaker 1: I get so fucking frustrated by all of this because

870
00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:05,359
Speaker 1: I play it cool where I don't text and I don't.

871
00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:08,399
Speaker 1: But the good part is when you when you don't

872
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:11,120
Speaker 1: text them, you forget about them eventually, and then you

873
00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:13,480
Speaker 1: don't you actually aren't bothered by it. When you keep

874
00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:15,719
Speaker 1: this ball going of like when are they going to

875
00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:18,040
Speaker 1: text me? And giving them a little thing here and there,

876
00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:22,920
Speaker 1: it keeps your like liking of them going where if

877
00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:25,160
Speaker 1: you were just to stay away, you learn that they're

878
00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:27,600
Speaker 1: not into you faster and you wouldn't be as attracted.

879
00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:31,480
Speaker 1: Good point, but it is. It's really frustrating. Yeah, I

880
00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:34,959
Speaker 1: can only imagine why do I care? Why do I care?

881
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:43,600
Speaker 1: Why do I care? The Bacherettes Claire Crawley reveals that

882
00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:47,000
Speaker 1: she's removing her breast implants because she's experiencing a lot

883
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:50,280
Speaker 1: of symptoms, including an upper body rash, high white blood

884
00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:53,680
Speaker 1: cell counts, and a recent mammogram and ultrasound showing sacks

885
00:46:53,719 --> 00:46:56,600
Speaker 1: of fluid behind her implant. Yeah, she says, her body

886
00:46:56,680 --> 00:46:59,520
Speaker 1: is like attacking the implants, which can happen when you

887
00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:01,680
Speaker 1: have a four object put into your body. Your body

888
00:47:01,719 --> 00:47:05,200
Speaker 1: can think it's something that needs to be removed, and

889
00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:08,240
Speaker 1: so it just sends your body to attack your immune

890
00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:11,120
Speaker 1: system to attack it. So um, good for her getting

891
00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:15,279
Speaker 1: those out. They looked fantastic on her season. Um they

892
00:47:15,320 --> 00:47:16,920
Speaker 1: look great. I mean, I bet she's going to have

893
00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:21,600
Speaker 1: great boobs otherwise. Um what a risk though, to take that,

894
00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:24,279
Speaker 1: to learn that, to do something cosmetically and to have

895
00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:26,840
Speaker 1: it backfire like that would be would be really really hard.

896
00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:29,120
Speaker 1: So I feel for her, especially if you're getting a

897
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:32,680
Speaker 1: lot of positive affirmation from people being like, your kids

898
00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:35,480
Speaker 1: look great, You're so hot. Now what did you do different?

899
00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:38,880
Speaker 1: I mean that's like by the very thing like makeup,

900
00:47:39,239 --> 00:47:43,040
Speaker 1: spray tands, outfits. When people compliment you go, it's not

901
00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:45,560
Speaker 1: really mean. It's like I just put on a dress

902
00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:47,440
Speaker 1: and you just go, oh, they don't even like me

903
00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:49,640
Speaker 1: for me, Like, I'm only getting compliments because of this thing.

904
00:47:50,239 --> 00:47:52,960
Speaker 1: And yeah if that dress was also killing you, Yeah,

905
00:47:53,239 --> 00:47:56,120
Speaker 1: I feel like it's for a guy because we don't

906
00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:58,600
Speaker 1: wear makeup and a beard, I guess, but like you

907
00:47:58,640 --> 00:48:00,560
Speaker 1: shave or but I think and I put on a

908
00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:04,160
Speaker 1: suit or something, I don't realize how shitty people think

909
00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:05,920
Speaker 1: of me until I put on a suit and then

910
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:10,919
Speaker 1: people are like, whoa look at you, and I'm like, dude,

911
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:14,000
Speaker 1: I just put a tie on, Like why does this matter?

912
00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:17,440
Speaker 1: I know, yeah, but for a woman, it's a thousand

913
00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:19,560
Speaker 1: times harder Like I would Yeah, if I put on

914
00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:22,480
Speaker 1: makeup every it's like a clown putting on makeup like

915
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:25,799
Speaker 1: you're hilarious, and it's like the makeup helps like it's

916
00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:28,680
Speaker 1: it's so just it's really I used to talk about

917
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:30,120
Speaker 1: it all the time. I've let it go. But when

918
00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:32,799
Speaker 1: I get a spray tan, the amount of compliments I

919
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:35,520
Speaker 1: get from both my mom, like being like, you look

920
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:38,000
Speaker 1: so great right now, and like just like people who

921
00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:41,160
Speaker 1: love me and really know, like when I'm happiest. It's

922
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:44,560
Speaker 1: like she thinks that I'm happiest, but I'm just look hot,

923
00:48:45,160 --> 00:48:46,680
Speaker 1: you know, and like in the amount of comments you

924
00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:49,239
Speaker 1: get when you get a spray tan are so it's

925
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:51,640
Speaker 1: it's so disturbing how much the world opens up to

926
00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:54,919
Speaker 1: you and when you're woman, when when walking down the street,

927
00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:57,120
Speaker 1: when I look hot walking down the street, because I

928
00:48:57,200 --> 00:48:58,960
Speaker 1: like sometimes when I wake up in the morning to

929
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:01,760
Speaker 1: walk Luigi around my corner, there's a lot of people

930
00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:04,799
Speaker 1: out for breakfast. There's Starbucks. People are out. It's like

931
00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:08,799
Speaker 1: a very busy little square. And some days I just

932
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:11,360
Speaker 1: all that I could find are like short running shorts

933
00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:14,040
Speaker 1: and like a little tank top, and I'm just like whatever,

934
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:15,520
Speaker 1: and I'm not trying to be hot, but I just

935
00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:18,160
Speaker 1: have more skin. I get so much more attention than

936
00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:21,560
Speaker 1: when I look like a vagabond. When I grabbed something

937
00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:24,319
Speaker 1: that's like not like it's just your people are more

938
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:26,600
Speaker 1: aware of you. When it's someone that craves attention from people,

939
00:49:26,640 --> 00:49:29,520
Speaker 1: it's like hard not to maybe go towards that. But

940
00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:31,160
Speaker 1: that's not the kind of attention I want. So I

941
00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:33,799
Speaker 1: feel weird about it sometimes, But I will say the

942
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:37,120
Speaker 1: other day I happened to put on a cute outfit

943
00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:38,759
Speaker 1: just on a whim because it was all that I

944
00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:41,800
Speaker 1: could find. It was in my all but Lululemon stuff

945
00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:44,319
Speaker 1: I want to return because it doesn't quite fit, and

946
00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:45,919
Speaker 1: I've been too lazy to do it, even though it's

947
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:50,320
Speaker 1: literally downstairs. Um, I just keep going like I'll just

948
00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:51,879
Speaker 1: wear it, and then I just take off the tag

949
00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:53,600
Speaker 1: and I end up wearing it. So I looked really

950
00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:55,200
Speaker 1: cute the other day and I was walking the building.

951
00:49:55,840 --> 00:49:57,600
Speaker 1: And should I say this for final thought, but like

952
00:49:58,280 --> 00:50:02,040
Speaker 1: that guy. I met a guy. You remember that guy?

953
00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:06,440
Speaker 1: July third. It was on It's on the third. It

954
00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:09,080
Speaker 1: was on Saturday, Noah. I was walking into the building.

955
00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:11,359
Speaker 1: I was carrying both the dogs, and I saw this

956
00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:15,840
Speaker 1: guy like yelling at the people. So the pool area

957
00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:17,960
Speaker 1: is kind of like you can see it from it's

958
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:20,320
Speaker 1: like on the third level of our apartment, but that

959
00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:22,400
Speaker 1: he was shouting to people that were up at the

960
00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:24,120
Speaker 1: pool and I could see that they were like, come

961
00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:26,560
Speaker 1: on in and go up to the third level. And

962
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:28,000
Speaker 1: I saw this guy. We're trying to get in the

963
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,360
Speaker 1: front door. There's someone loading a couch. It's totally blocked

964
00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:31,759
Speaker 1: and I go, hey, dude, do you want to go

965
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:33,320
Speaker 1: around the back. I'll show you the back entrance. And

966
00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:36,480
Speaker 1: he's like okay, And so he follows me and I'm like,

967
00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:38,560
Speaker 1: are you going to beat your friends? He's like yeah,

968
00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:41,040
Speaker 1: meaning Janey and Rick. And I'm like, I don't know

969
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:43,480
Speaker 1: anyone in this building, but uh, and he's like you

970
00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:46,600
Speaker 1: just move in. I'm like, we just like small talk.

971
00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:48,799
Speaker 1: His friend meets, he's on the phone with her. He's like,

972
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:50,680
Speaker 1: if that's the one she's taking me around the back.

973
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:52,960
Speaker 1: This girl in the swimsuit comes out and he's like, oh,

974
00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:55,480
Speaker 1: thanks for finding our friend. She goes with him. I'm

975
00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:58,440
Speaker 1: carrying both dogs or I'm carrying one dog, Luigi on

976
00:50:58,480 --> 00:51:00,440
Speaker 1: a leash. And then I see my Amazon package I

977
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:02,080
Speaker 1: really want to bring up because it's my new pet

978
00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:05,400
Speaker 1: room bah and I the guy he's waiting at the

979
00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:07,640
Speaker 1: elevator with the girl, and I go, I'm sorry, do

980
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:09,560
Speaker 1: you mind if I borrow your friend so he can

981
00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:12,120
Speaker 1: help me bring up this Amazon package? Because he was

982
00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:15,600
Speaker 1: kind of cute actually, and and he was like I

983
00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:19,560
Speaker 1: needed help with his package. I really did, and he

984
00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:21,640
Speaker 1: was she She was like, yeah, I go, I'll let

985
00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:24,200
Speaker 1: him down. I'll tell him where to go afterwards. And

986
00:51:24,239 --> 00:51:25,759
Speaker 1: so he was like okay, And so he helps me

987
00:51:25,760 --> 00:51:29,800
Speaker 1: and we're in the elevator and he were on the

988
00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:31,319
Speaker 1: way up and he's like, so what do you what

989
00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:32,759
Speaker 1: do you do? Like he asked me what I do,

990
00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:34,719
Speaker 1: which no one ever asked that. I'm always dying for

991
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:36,239
Speaker 1: them to ask me that because I got a cool job,

992
00:51:36,239 --> 00:51:38,480
Speaker 1: but most people don't because everyone has shitty jobs, you know,

993
00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:41,800
Speaker 1: which I understand. And I was like, oh, I'm a comedian.

994
00:51:41,880 --> 00:51:44,000
Speaker 1: He's like, oh do wow. Okay, do you like perform

995
00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:46,600
Speaker 1: around here? And I was like, not really. I actually

996
00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:49,920
Speaker 1: like I'm like, do mostly like TV stuff? And um,

997
00:51:50,320 --> 00:51:51,960
Speaker 1: I mean I was just like, I'm I wanted to

998
00:51:51,960 --> 00:51:53,520
Speaker 1: be like I'm kind of famous, like I just want

999
00:51:53,520 --> 00:51:56,400
Speaker 1: to cut to the chase, like, but I was just like, no,

1000
00:51:56,480 --> 00:51:58,799
Speaker 1: I'm actually doing a tour pretty soon of like a

1001
00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:01,600
Speaker 1: country wide tort starting at the end of the month.

1002
00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:05,200
Speaker 1: But you're just being honest, yeah, And he was like, wait,

1003
00:52:05,239 --> 00:52:07,239
Speaker 1: what's your what's your last name was like Glazer and

1004
00:52:07,239 --> 00:52:10,560
Speaker 1: he's like, you're dooking closer and he was like and

1005
00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:13,680
Speaker 1: if you're listening, that's not your voice. It's just any

1006
00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:16,080
Speaker 1: dude's voice. And then he was really nice. He was like,

1007
00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:18,120
Speaker 1: you're raunchy, right, And I was like, and I was

1008
00:52:18,160 --> 00:52:19,680
Speaker 1: just telling Brenda the other day that I hate when

1009
00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:23,799
Speaker 1: people are like you're raunchy. But his reaction was great.

1010
00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:25,560
Speaker 1: I go, yeah, I am. I go I'm just honest,

1011
00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:28,239
Speaker 1: and he goes absolutely. He was like, I remember the

1012
00:52:28,239 --> 00:52:31,239
Speaker 1: first time I saw Amy Schumer and I was just like, like,

1013
00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:34,359
Speaker 1: this is awesome. And I was like, thank you because

1014
00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:36,040
Speaker 1: I thought I heard him say Amy Schumer and I

1015
00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:38,200
Speaker 1: was about to brace myself because a lot of people,

1016
00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:41,800
Speaker 1: a lot of dudes like say that say bad stuff,

1017
00:52:41,880 --> 00:52:44,080
Speaker 1: like it's like kind of cool to think Amy is

1018
00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:48,560
Speaker 1: like not cool or something now, and they're just wrong

1019
00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:50,560
Speaker 1: and it makes me so mad and I always have

1020
00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:52,560
Speaker 1: to like and then it makes me go from liking

1021
00:52:52,560 --> 00:52:55,719
Speaker 1: this guy to being like, you don't fucking know, like

1022
00:52:55,840 --> 00:53:01,359
Speaker 1: and they compare you to like it's like and they

1023
00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:03,600
Speaker 1: did it to Amy when they would and when Amy

1024
00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:06,280
Speaker 1: was coming up with someone who was already like, they'll

1025
00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:09,600
Speaker 1: they'll do it to me someday. You get built up.

1026
00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:12,919
Speaker 1: And then they everyone the new people they talked about

1027
00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:14,680
Speaker 1: the last person that was big and they go, you're

1028
00:53:14,719 --> 00:53:17,319
Speaker 1: funnier than her whatever. So but he didn't say that.

1029
00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:18,440
Speaker 1: He was like I loved her, and I was like,

1030
00:53:18,480 --> 00:53:21,160
Speaker 1: thank you for saying that. I was like, she is

1031
00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:24,080
Speaker 1: one of my favorite comedians ever, and yeah, she totally is,

1032
00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:28,399
Speaker 1: like I'm very much like similar in her vein and um.

1033
00:53:28,560 --> 00:53:30,239
Speaker 1: And then I walked in, I go, Andrew, we have

1034
00:53:30,239 --> 00:53:32,040
Speaker 1: a guest, and he came on in and he dropped

1035
00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:33,840
Speaker 1: down the room and then he was like, come on

1036
00:53:33,840 --> 00:53:35,600
Speaker 1: down to the pool and we were going to go down,

1037
00:53:35,600 --> 00:53:37,080
Speaker 1: but then he left before we could go down, but

1038
00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:40,080
Speaker 1: we watched. If you're listening, Tommy, I waited for you

1039
00:53:40,080 --> 00:53:41,680
Speaker 1: to slide in my d M s. By the way,

1040
00:53:41,840 --> 00:53:44,359
Speaker 1: he never did. He had a very um he had

1041
00:53:44,360 --> 00:53:47,440
Speaker 1: a masculine field to him, yeah, but with a feminine

1042
00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:51,759
Speaker 1: He had long hair. He had a hair I think

1043
00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:54,239
Speaker 1: a Theo von Mullet type thing mustache. But he was

1044
00:53:54,239 --> 00:53:57,719
Speaker 1: really cute and really nice and but strong, like he

1045
00:53:57,840 --> 00:53:59,799
Speaker 1: came off, yeah, carried the funk out of that room.

1046
00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:06,080
Speaker 1: He slammed it down. Yeah yeah, but he's got this

1047
00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:08,359
Speaker 1: cock in that bus. But we watched him go down

1048
00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:10,680
Speaker 1: to the pool and like tell the story to his

1049
00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:13,319
Speaker 1: friends of who I was like, we got to watch

1050
00:54:13,360 --> 00:54:17,440
Speaker 1: from bird's eye view of him because Andrews talked over

1051
00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:19,879
Speaker 1: and was like he's like this, and like we saw

1052
00:54:19,960 --> 00:54:22,279
Speaker 1: him like telling the story and then we were like

1053
00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:24,920
Speaker 1: we were kind of like talking as he was, you know,

1054
00:54:25,040 --> 00:54:27,399
Speaker 1: gesturing like and then she was. And then the people

1055
00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:29,359
Speaker 1: at the table were kind of like not impressed. They

1056
00:54:29,360 --> 00:54:32,319
Speaker 1: were all just like, Okay, let's let's play Jenga and

1057
00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:34,520
Speaker 1: um when then Andrew and I were joking that he

1058
00:54:34,560 --> 00:54:37,279
Speaker 1: could have been like guys, so up there there was

1059
00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:39,879
Speaker 1: a plane I saw on the way in and then

1060
00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:43,160
Speaker 1: like he could have been telling a totally different story,

1061
00:54:43,320 --> 00:54:45,160
Speaker 1: but it's just like, yeah, oh my god, I caught

1062
00:54:45,160 --> 00:54:48,680
Speaker 1: a fish earlier this morning that was so fucking big, dude,

1063
00:54:48,840 --> 00:54:52,000
Speaker 1: and I brought it in on a tackle. Old lady

1064
00:54:52,040 --> 00:54:55,359
Speaker 1: who let me in. She like her roommate, looked cool

1065
00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:57,320
Speaker 1: as fun. Dude. He had all these like golf clubs

1066
00:54:57,800 --> 00:55:00,040
Speaker 1: like he could have been not I think lululu. I

1067
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:03,800
Speaker 1: mean it was too tight on her off anyways, I

1068
00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:07,440
Speaker 1: mean that's wild. Right, Let's get to the top one

1069
00:55:07,480 --> 00:55:10,239
Speaker 1: bottom one are us and and please do slide in

1070
00:55:10,320 --> 00:55:12,879
Speaker 1: tom if you to hear me or any of Tommy's friends.

1071
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:14,520
Speaker 1: He was cute, he was nice. I just want to

1072
00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:18,280
Speaker 1: be friends, not asking for anything more. Top one bottom

1073
00:55:18,280 --> 00:55:21,000
Speaker 1: one is when we say the top one and bottom

1074
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:25,120
Speaker 1: one experience of a certain category. Um, and it's maybe

1075
00:55:25,160 --> 00:55:27,880
Speaker 1: not experienced maybe a thing, person, place or thing. What

1076
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:32,960
Speaker 1: is today's category? No inspirational movies? Yes, okay, so this

1077
00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:37,080
Speaker 1: is any movie that inspired the course of your life.

1078
00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:40,440
Speaker 1: And it could be the worst inspiration and or it

1079
00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:43,000
Speaker 1: could have it is We're coming up with the worst

1080
00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:45,920
Speaker 1: one that like impacted our lives in a way that

1081
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,480
Speaker 1: we wish maybe we wouldn't have seen it, and then

1082
00:55:48,560 --> 00:55:51,359
Speaker 1: one that impacted our lives in a way that we're

1083
00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:54,200
Speaker 1: glad we saw it. Can you kick us off? Andrew

1084
00:55:54,280 --> 00:55:58,040
Speaker 1: with the worst? The worst? Um, you kind of gave

1085
00:55:58,040 --> 00:56:01,240
Speaker 1: it away in our text chain, but it is the movie, kids.

1086
00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:06,480
Speaker 1: It had a horrible influence on me. Uh. It made

1087
00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:10,960
Speaker 1: me a complete hypochondrict. It made me afraid of the

1088
00:56:11,040 --> 00:56:15,160
Speaker 1: disease HIV. If you did see the movie, Uh, this

1089
00:56:15,239 --> 00:56:19,520
Speaker 1: girl who is a virgin gets AIDS on the first

1090
00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:22,000
Speaker 1: guy that she had sex with, and then it's just

1091
00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:24,520
Speaker 1: the whole movie is her trying to find this guy

1092
00:56:24,560 --> 00:56:27,920
Speaker 1: while he's having sex with other women and aids to everyone,

1093
00:56:27,960 --> 00:56:31,920
Speaker 1: aids everyone, and then it ends with her giving the

1094
00:56:31,960 --> 00:56:36,680
Speaker 1: guy's friend Casper, like having sex with him unprotected. So

1095
00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:39,719
Speaker 1: how did you see this? Under what circumstance were you

1096
00:56:39,760 --> 00:56:41,640
Speaker 1: watching this movie? I don't know. I guess it was

1097
00:56:41,680 --> 00:56:44,160
Speaker 1: like I guess I was probably like a freshman or

1098
00:56:44,400 --> 00:56:47,000
Speaker 1: eighth grade, so I wasn't too young, but I was.

1099
00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:49,120
Speaker 1: I was old enough where like sex was starting to

1100
00:56:49,160 --> 00:56:52,080
Speaker 1: become a thing. So it made me think any girl

1101
00:56:52,560 --> 00:56:55,400
Speaker 1: that had sex with maybe like two or three guys

1102
00:56:55,440 --> 00:56:58,719
Speaker 1: in high school. She was dirty, and she there's a

1103
00:56:58,760 --> 00:57:02,040
Speaker 1: strong chance that she, you know, had some kind of

1104
00:57:02,080 --> 00:57:04,839
Speaker 1: disease that would kill me. So it made me really

1105
00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:07,960
Speaker 1: afraid of women, like having intercourts with women and being

1106
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:11,120
Speaker 1: sexual with women and thinking of sex as a positive thing,

1107
00:57:11,640 --> 00:57:14,960
Speaker 1: not HIV positive, just positive at all, like like, and

1108
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:17,040
Speaker 1: so I was afraid and it made me, and it

1109
00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:21,120
Speaker 1: gave me an irrational fear, you know. And uh, even

1110
00:57:21,160 --> 00:57:22,840
Speaker 1: the other night when I cut my hand, I was

1111
00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:27,040
Speaker 1: like working on your girlfriend's foot. You were like, what

1112
00:57:27,160 --> 00:57:29,040
Speaker 1: if her blood gets on your blood? And I'm like,

1113
00:57:29,560 --> 00:57:31,680
Speaker 1: I don't have AIDS. I know, but it was just

1114
00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:34,160
Speaker 1: we it was just like but but and I'm not

1115
00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:36,919
Speaker 1: trying to invalidate it, but that was that's still that's

1116
00:57:36,920 --> 00:57:39,480
Speaker 1: still there for you. Not that it was like I

1117
00:57:39,520 --> 00:57:41,640
Speaker 1: was bleeding, so I should have stopped working, for sure.

1118
00:57:41,840 --> 00:57:45,080
Speaker 1: But but my fear wouldn't have been to give her

1119
00:57:45,120 --> 00:57:46,720
Speaker 1: I don't think it was AIDS at that point. I

1120
00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:49,240
Speaker 1: just I don't know, I don't think you have a disease.

1121
00:57:49,280 --> 00:57:52,840
Speaker 1: I just thought it was just like apple, and like

1122
00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:55,240
Speaker 1: I obviously care about her feet, like I didn't want

1123
00:57:55,240 --> 00:57:57,240
Speaker 1: you to like slice her foot and then make it

1124
00:57:57,280 --> 00:57:59,880
Speaker 1: worse or like, because you know you're good with the

1125
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:02,200
Speaker 1: scalpel once you really start digging in and I cut

1126
00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:04,880
Speaker 1: myself with it, like it's just a little wound, but

1127
00:58:04,920 --> 00:58:09,280
Speaker 1: it really is. Look at look at bleeding a good amount.

1128
00:58:09,320 --> 00:58:13,000
Speaker 1: Any doctor would put gloves on. I mean, you're right, yes,

1129
00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:14,800
Speaker 1: I should have gloves up, but I literally can't even

1130
00:58:14,840 --> 00:58:17,040
Speaker 1: find where I cut myself because it was so it

1131
00:58:17,080 --> 00:58:18,520
Speaker 1: was like a paper cut that was bleeding a lot.

1132
00:58:18,520 --> 00:58:20,400
Speaker 1: But you're right, I mean, you're not wrong, But I

1133
00:58:20,440 --> 00:58:23,360
Speaker 1: felt like that was a little bit of and even

1134
00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:25,240
Speaker 1: I had to tell Brenda, like, we have to stop

1135
00:58:25,320 --> 00:58:28,160
Speaker 1: because I saw you even before the blood happened, you

1136
00:58:28,200 --> 00:58:32,040
Speaker 1: were squirming in a way that I knew you were deeply,

1137
00:58:32,080 --> 00:58:34,320
Speaker 1: deeply uncomfortable, and I didn't want to make you feel

1138
00:58:34,360 --> 00:58:37,280
Speaker 1: that way. And I think, like sometimes if I'm like, well,

1139
00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:39,520
Speaker 1: you know, I just think me put gloves on her,

1140
00:58:39,640 --> 00:58:41,960
Speaker 1: like just be a little bit more, you get defensive

1141
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:43,880
Speaker 1: about that. It's like, no, I'm fine with the scalpel.

1142
00:58:43,920 --> 00:58:46,280
Speaker 1: What are you talking about. Why you're waiting? They can

1143
00:58:46,280 --> 00:58:52,080
Speaker 1: cut their gloves too. But yeah, so that movie really

1144
00:58:52,080 --> 00:58:53,880
Speaker 1: sucked me up. Yeah, I would say something I talked

1145
00:58:53,880 --> 00:58:56,840
Speaker 1: to other people and it's sucked him up. Whenever I

1146
00:58:56,920 --> 00:58:59,520
Speaker 1: go on Reddit and there's like a what movie sucked

1147
00:58:59,520 --> 00:59:02,480
Speaker 1: you up the most? That's always up there for sure. No,

1148
00:59:02,800 --> 00:59:06,040
Speaker 1: what's your bottom movie of influence? If you if you

1149
00:59:06,080 --> 00:59:08,840
Speaker 1: can come up with one. This is really This was

1150
00:59:08,880 --> 00:59:11,200
Speaker 1: a very hard one for me because I don't have

1151
00:59:11,360 --> 00:59:13,960
Speaker 1: the patients for movies, and all the movies I watched

1152
00:59:13,960 --> 00:59:17,120
Speaker 1: are like fucked up or horror movies. Yeah so maybe,

1153
00:59:17,360 --> 00:59:19,600
Speaker 1: but as a kid or anything, how Noah has this

1154
00:59:19,760 --> 00:59:23,439
Speaker 1: sinister side. No one'sn't a heavy metal she plays heavy metal.

1155
00:59:23,680 --> 00:59:28,520
Speaker 1: She is she only watches horror movies. I mean, I don't.

1156
00:59:28,560 --> 00:59:31,200
Speaker 1: I don't even know who you are. Sometimes you are

1157
00:59:31,240 --> 00:59:33,720
Speaker 1: and you're you have the sweetest little voice, she's her

1158
00:59:33,760 --> 00:59:36,720
Speaker 1: brown roots. Sometimes I just love how much people love

1159
00:59:37,240 --> 00:59:39,760
Speaker 1: Noah and like, even though she talks like twice a show,

1160
00:59:40,600 --> 00:59:44,479
Speaker 1: people still get they get Noah. It makes me feel

1161
00:59:44,520 --> 00:59:46,320
Speaker 1: so good when besties are like and say and I

1162
00:59:46,360 --> 00:59:48,600
Speaker 1: love no One. I'm like, no One barely talks and

1163
00:59:48,640 --> 00:59:51,800
Speaker 1: you under because I'm such a They get how sweet

1164
00:59:51,800 --> 00:59:55,920
Speaker 1: you are? They know so very dark side to tell

1165
00:59:56,000 --> 01:00:01,240
Speaker 1: us what movie made up secret? So I think the

1166
01:00:01,320 --> 01:00:03,520
Speaker 1: movies that I definitely have a hard time with our

1167
01:00:03,560 --> 01:00:07,479
Speaker 1: any war movies like Full Metal Jacket or any of those.

1168
01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:10,720
Speaker 1: I just can't watch them. Yeah, why it just it

1169
01:00:10,880 --> 01:00:13,120
Speaker 1: just it just makes me depressed because it's like, oh,

1170
01:00:13,120 --> 01:00:15,240
Speaker 1: it's a movie, but it's also like very like a

1171
01:00:15,320 --> 01:00:20,400
Speaker 1: very harsh reality that people have to go through it. Yeah,

1172
01:00:21,400 --> 01:00:25,240
Speaker 1: those little naps you don't, like you're worried about snaps? Yeah,

1173
01:00:25,320 --> 01:00:29,080
Speaker 1: probably all she sees Civil War duct like you know,

1174
01:00:29,280 --> 01:00:33,959
Speaker 1: she hit with snap. I couldn't watch or a Band

1175
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:36,560
Speaker 1: of Brothers because it just reminded me of the idea

1176
01:00:36,640 --> 01:00:40,600
Speaker 1: that someone might throw a little paper pieces at my

1177
01:00:41,120 --> 01:00:43,960
Speaker 1: gym shoes. Um no, that I totally agree with you

1178
01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:46,640
Speaker 1: when when my dad loves war movies, and I know

1179
01:00:46,680 --> 01:00:48,720
Speaker 1: Band of Brothers is like this epic series that you

1180
01:00:48,840 --> 01:00:51,560
Speaker 1: just must see, and there's been you know, Brave Heart,

1181
01:00:51,640 --> 01:00:55,360
Speaker 1: any kind of war. War is so stressful and we're

1182
01:00:55,400 --> 01:00:57,880
Speaker 1: on the brink of it constantly. Why would you ever

1183
01:00:57,960 --> 01:01:00,520
Speaker 1: want to go into a movie theater in live war?

1184
01:01:00,560 --> 01:01:03,320
Speaker 1: And I understand that some people like it, and that's

1185
01:01:03,320 --> 01:01:05,040
Speaker 1: why some people like Fourth of July and some people

1186
01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:09,040
Speaker 1: like reenacting civil wars. There's something thrilling about it. But um,

1187
01:01:09,120 --> 01:01:13,000
Speaker 1: I completely agree with you. My um. Bottom one is

1188
01:01:13,120 --> 01:01:15,320
Speaker 1: very easy for me to say. It was in eighth grade.

1189
01:01:15,560 --> 01:01:17,600
Speaker 1: We were reading this book called zef for Zachariah, which

1190
01:01:17,640 --> 01:01:19,680
Speaker 1: is about the end of the world and like one person,

1191
01:01:19,840 --> 01:01:24,800
Speaker 1: one girl or boys left and so my teacher Mrs Cannon, Um,

1192
01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:26,840
Speaker 1: actually it was ninth grade. I'm sorry, No, it was

1193
01:01:26,840 --> 01:01:29,360
Speaker 1: eighth grade. Sorry, she was my grade and ninth grade teacher.

1194
01:01:29,800 --> 01:01:33,360
Speaker 1: She uh, she wanted us to see this movie that

1195
01:01:33,480 --> 01:01:35,200
Speaker 1: was about the same themes of like the end of

1196
01:01:35,200 --> 01:01:38,600
Speaker 1: the world called and by the way, Mrs Cannon is

1197
01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:40,960
Speaker 1: one of my parents best friends now and was even then,

1198
01:01:41,720 --> 01:01:45,080
Speaker 1: and she showed us the day after tomorrow. I believe

1199
01:01:45,120 --> 01:01:47,920
Speaker 1: it was. I think that's what it's called. It was

1200
01:01:47,960 --> 01:01:52,040
Speaker 1: a mini series made in like the late eighties early

1201
01:01:52,160 --> 01:01:55,880
Speaker 1: nineties maybe about Lawrence Kansas, about a bunch of people

1202
01:01:55,920 --> 01:01:59,160
Speaker 1: that survived the apocalypse, like a nuclear explosion and are

1203
01:01:59,200 --> 01:02:02,280
Speaker 1: just like have like you know, open sores and are

1204
01:02:02,320 --> 01:02:05,600
Speaker 1: just trying to survive. But we watched this in eighth grade.

1205
01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:08,680
Speaker 1: When the explosion goes off, there's like a big bright

1206
01:02:08,760 --> 01:02:11,080
Speaker 1: light and then everyone that's like there's like kids playing

1207
01:02:11,080 --> 01:02:13,400
Speaker 1: on a soccer field, and like you know, just people

1208
01:02:13,440 --> 01:02:16,160
Speaker 1: like out and about in traffic, and they all their

1209
01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:19,800
Speaker 1: skeletons flash and then they're all dead, and their skeletons

1210
01:02:19,800 --> 01:02:21,200
Speaker 1: are all having a great time because we all know

1211
01:02:21,240 --> 01:02:28,440
Speaker 1: that skeletons always be smiling. Yet but that that that

1212
01:02:28,560 --> 01:02:31,560
Speaker 1: scared me so much that the world could end in

1213
01:02:31,640 --> 01:02:34,120
Speaker 1: a flash and there's nothing I can do about it.

1214
01:02:34,120 --> 01:02:36,520
Speaker 1: And then I couldn't sleep for I slept on my

1215
01:02:36,600 --> 01:02:38,840
Speaker 1: parents floor for another year after that, and I was

1216
01:02:39,520 --> 01:02:42,160
Speaker 1: really really embarrassed of it, and I would come downstairs

1217
01:02:42,200 --> 01:02:44,360
Speaker 1: and then I told the story before, but I used

1218
01:02:44,400 --> 01:02:45,600
Speaker 1: to just not be able to sleep because I just

1219
01:02:45,680 --> 01:02:47,600
Speaker 1: knew that somewhere a button could be pushed and then

1220
01:02:47,640 --> 01:02:51,320
Speaker 1: everything's gone. And I went downstairs one time and I

1221
01:02:51,320 --> 01:02:53,760
Speaker 1: remember creaking open my parents door, same door that they

1222
01:02:53,800 --> 01:02:55,680
Speaker 1: have now, I know the sound of it, and just

1223
01:02:55,760 --> 01:02:57,480
Speaker 1: going like making sure they weren't having sex. I was

1224
01:02:57,480 --> 01:02:59,440
Speaker 1: old enough to know, like my parents could be fooling around,

1225
01:02:59,560 --> 01:03:03,040
Speaker 1: so I knock first, wait to hear them, and then

1226
01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:04,920
Speaker 1: open the door quietly. They were asleep, and I just

1227
01:03:04,960 --> 01:03:08,000
Speaker 1: remember my parents going, NICKI what because it was just

1228
01:03:08,120 --> 01:03:10,200
Speaker 1: every night and it was ninth grade at this point,

1229
01:03:10,720 --> 01:03:13,800
Speaker 1: and I go, I can't sleep. My dad goes why,

1230
01:03:13,840 --> 01:03:16,720
Speaker 1: and I go, I just can't handle the idea that's

1231
01:03:16,760 --> 01:03:19,760
Speaker 1: somewhere someone could push a button and we all die

1232
01:03:19,800 --> 01:03:24,480
Speaker 1: in like this flash. And he was like, honestly, there

1233
01:03:24,600 --> 01:03:27,240
Speaker 1: is nothing you can do about it, Like just to

1234
01:03:27,280 --> 01:03:30,400
Speaker 1: understand that there's nothing that you can do, like like

1235
01:03:30,480 --> 01:03:33,440
Speaker 1: you have no control over it. And for whatever reason,

1236
01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:38,080
Speaker 1: that was the greatest gift to me, because for some reason,

1237
01:03:38,160 --> 01:03:39,760
Speaker 1: but the reason I was staying up was because I

1238
01:03:39,800 --> 01:03:42,160
Speaker 1: felt like I could do something. And as soon as

1239
01:03:42,160 --> 01:03:44,200
Speaker 1: I was told like, you can't do anything. And I

1240
01:03:44,240 --> 01:03:46,240
Speaker 1: don't mean to relate this to sex, but when I'm

1241
01:03:46,240 --> 01:03:49,400
Speaker 1: tied up and I can't do anything, I feel so

1242
01:03:49,520 --> 01:03:53,720
Speaker 1: much easier to relax and like let myself enjoy what's

1243
01:03:53,760 --> 01:03:58,440
Speaker 1: happening because I can't do anything, and I like having

1244
01:03:58,480 --> 01:04:00,760
Speaker 1: I like when there's nothing I can do and m

1245
01:04:01,240 --> 01:04:03,200
Speaker 1: and so that that. But that movie sucked me up

1246
01:04:03,520 --> 01:04:05,560
Speaker 1: so much, and now I'm comforted by the fact that

1247
01:04:05,600 --> 01:04:08,560
Speaker 1: there just might be a flash and then there's no warning.

1248
01:04:08,560 --> 01:04:10,160
Speaker 1: I don't have to say goodbye, I don't have to

1249
01:04:10,160 --> 01:04:11,760
Speaker 1: go like, oh my god, we're about to die. It's

1250
01:04:11,760 --> 01:04:14,360
Speaker 1: just gonna be like Skeleton. Then everyone is dead and

1251
01:04:14,400 --> 01:04:16,560
Speaker 1: you don't have to compete with anybody to care for

1252
01:04:16,600 --> 01:04:20,479
Speaker 1: about Marian anymore. You can think that movie hit you too,

1253
01:04:20,520 --> 01:04:23,120
Speaker 1: because you know, living in the Midwest, you always think, oh,

1254
01:04:23,160 --> 01:04:25,439
Speaker 1: if they're gonna attack us, they're gonna blow up New York,

1255
01:04:25,520 --> 01:04:27,920
Speaker 1: it will be fine. But since it was in Kansas,

1256
01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:30,640
Speaker 1: that's like, yeah, it was in Lawrence, Kansas, where I'd

1257
01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:33,120
Speaker 1: going to college, and I maybe just knew that maybe

1258
01:04:33,120 --> 01:04:35,400
Speaker 1: it was a really depressing city, and I was like,

1259
01:04:35,440 --> 01:04:37,880
Speaker 1: I don't even want to live to go to school there.

1260
01:04:38,200 --> 01:04:41,440
Speaker 1: Now it was a great town. Okay, top top influenial

1261
01:04:41,720 --> 01:04:45,560
Speaker 1: jay Hawks, um top influencial movie I would have to

1262
01:04:45,600 --> 01:04:49,440
Speaker 1: say for me was a movie called Rudy. I thought

1263
01:04:49,440 --> 01:04:52,560
Speaker 1: we were gonna say Roots, and I was like, Jesus Christ, Wow.

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Speaker 1: I remember I rode my bike to watch Crooklynd like

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Speaker 1: two miles to see I don't know why I was

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Speaker 1: into Spike Lee Rudy. Yeah. All I know from it

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01:05:00,880 --> 01:05:04,680
Speaker 1: is Rudy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that that's so. Rudy is

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01:05:04,720 --> 01:05:08,480
Speaker 1: a story of this guy who, uh he always wanted

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Speaker 1: to play football and Notre Dame and he got old.

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Speaker 1: You know, he never went to Notre Dame, he never

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01:05:13,600 --> 01:05:16,480
Speaker 1: went to college. He was older, he was small, so

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Speaker 1: I related like because I played football. I was tiny.

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01:05:19,240 --> 01:05:21,760
Speaker 1: I was the underdog. No one expected anything from me.

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01:05:22,600 --> 01:05:26,439
Speaker 1: So when he was like like old, his friend died

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01:05:26,520 --> 01:05:29,680
Speaker 1: in a in a in an accident inside a factory,

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01:05:30,040 --> 01:05:32,320
Speaker 1: and it inspired him to go, you know what, life

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01:05:32,360 --> 01:05:35,400
Speaker 1: is short. I want to go after my dream. So

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01:05:35,440 --> 01:05:38,160
Speaker 1: he went back and he went to a small college,

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01:05:38,200 --> 01:05:41,000
Speaker 1: like community college, and he got a good enough grades

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Speaker 1: to get into Notre Dame. And then everyone's like, oh, yeah, okay,

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01:05:43,680 --> 01:05:45,880
Speaker 1: you got int a Notre Dame. That's unbelievable. No, but

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01:05:45,920 --> 01:05:48,640
Speaker 1: I'm gonna play football there, and it's whole Can you

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01:05:48,680 --> 01:05:51,640
Speaker 1: play football for Notre Dame if you're in your twenties? Yeah? Yeah.

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01:05:51,640 --> 01:05:53,240
Speaker 1: There was this guy, Chris wank You who was twenty

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01:05:53,320 --> 01:05:58,000
Speaker 1: eight and played quarterback for Florida State and he you know, anyways,

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01:05:58,160 --> 01:06:02,640
Speaker 1: so he goes back played for all his brothers. Laughing

1287
01:06:02,640 --> 01:06:06,360
Speaker 1: at my least influential movie, Can I change mine? Just

1288
01:06:06,480 --> 01:06:10,280
Speaker 1: hearing the synopsis, I'm just kidding. Is this gas lighting?

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01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:17,040
Speaker 1: So can you fix her leg up? Yeah? So anyways,

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01:06:17,080 --> 01:06:19,600
Speaker 1: long story short. It was about a small guy that

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01:06:20,320 --> 01:06:22,840
Speaker 1: went against all odds when people said you couldn't play,

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Speaker 1: and it really inspired me. He ended up playing. He

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01:06:25,080 --> 01:06:27,440
Speaker 1: got he got a sack in the in the senior

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01:06:27,520 --> 01:06:31,040
Speaker 1: game on the quarterback. And when did you see this movie?

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01:06:31,040 --> 01:06:33,600
Speaker 1: And in what ways in your life has this inspired

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01:06:33,640 --> 01:06:35,880
Speaker 1: you to? Like? Well, it's definitely inspired me in high

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01:06:35,920 --> 01:06:37,840
Speaker 1: school when I think it came out, and all I

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01:06:37,880 --> 01:06:39,960
Speaker 1: know was my one movie I had in college. I

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01:06:39,960 --> 01:06:42,080
Speaker 1: had that movie in Dumb and Dumber in college from

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01:06:42,080 --> 01:06:45,280
Speaker 1: from year college and that's all I watched probably like

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01:06:45,320 --> 01:06:48,240
Speaker 1: seventy five times each movie. Uh, Dumb and Dumber was

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01:06:48,280 --> 01:06:50,280
Speaker 1: also very I love that Rudy. I feel like it's

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01:06:50,320 --> 01:06:53,120
Speaker 1: just one movie that men fucking love. I gotta see it.

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01:06:53,160 --> 01:06:55,200
Speaker 1: Sometimes we should watch it. Sometimes I would like to

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01:06:55,200 --> 01:06:57,240
Speaker 1: to see that. And he ended up in Uh. I

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01:06:57,240 --> 01:06:59,919
Speaker 1: think he went to jail recently for like insider trade

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01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:03,560
Speaker 1: weight Rudy Wait, so it's based on a real true story.

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01:07:03,720 --> 01:07:06,520
Speaker 1: Cool and Rudy is a great name, by the way. Uh,

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01:07:07,400 --> 01:07:08,960
Speaker 1: My sister and I were coming up with baby names

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01:07:08,960 --> 01:07:12,320
Speaker 1: the other day for potential children in our family. And

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01:07:12,840 --> 01:07:15,120
Speaker 1: good for a girl to love it for a girl.

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01:07:15,160 --> 01:07:18,240
Speaker 1: There was a girl named Rudy on Bachelor's Last season

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01:07:18,280 --> 01:07:20,640
Speaker 1: Listen to Your Heart, the one where they were like

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01:07:21,040 --> 01:07:22,880
Speaker 1: musicians and she was the most talented one. Her name

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01:07:22,920 --> 01:07:24,920
Speaker 1: was Rudy. She was so cute. Uh No, what is

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01:07:24,920 --> 01:07:28,200
Speaker 1: your most top one influential movie that is like, you know,

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01:07:28,280 --> 01:07:32,040
Speaker 1: change the course of your life. I guess. Okay, So

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01:07:32,080 --> 01:07:35,040
Speaker 1: there's a movie called Enter the Void. It's a very

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01:07:35,080 --> 01:07:38,080
Speaker 1: sad movie about a guy who's a drug dealer and

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01:07:38,120 --> 01:07:42,000
Speaker 1: died from drugs, and then the movie shows the impact

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01:07:42,040 --> 01:07:45,600
Speaker 1: that his death had on his friends and his girlfriend

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01:07:45,600 --> 01:07:48,640
Speaker 1: and all that. WHOA, I like this. Yeah. So it's

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01:07:48,640 --> 01:07:50,600
Speaker 1: like his soul leaves his body and just kind of

1324
01:07:50,640 --> 01:07:54,440
Speaker 1: goes and sees what what happens to them. It is

1325
01:07:54,560 --> 01:07:59,920
Speaker 1: so fucked up, but it I guess, like the positive

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01:08:00,080 --> 01:08:01,720
Speaker 1: that it affected me is that like, while all my

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01:08:01,760 --> 01:08:04,080
Speaker 1: friends were doing drugs, I was too scared to do

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01:08:04,120 --> 01:08:05,920
Speaker 1: it because I didn't want to die. So it's like

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01:08:06,680 --> 01:08:09,440
Speaker 1: relatable to Andrew. Oh, so it influenced you did not

1330
01:08:09,520 --> 01:08:13,600
Speaker 1: do hard drugs because you might be like Enter the Void, right,

1331
01:08:13,640 --> 01:08:17,760
Speaker 1: And also just like making sure that my decisions are

1332
01:08:17,800 --> 01:08:21,439
Speaker 1: not impacting other people in such night realizing, like seeing

1333
01:08:21,439 --> 01:08:25,240
Speaker 1: a movie that made you realize how your life has

1334
01:08:25,320 --> 01:08:29,240
Speaker 1: a butterfly effect, like how how you could leave behind

1335
01:08:29,280 --> 01:08:33,280
Speaker 1: a lot of sadness and damage. That's really I love that. Wait,

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01:08:33,400 --> 01:08:36,960
Speaker 1: have you seen Requiem for a Dream? I have? Now?

1337
01:08:37,040 --> 01:08:40,280
Speaker 1: Is that movie similar? Because again on Reddit every month

1338
01:08:40,320 --> 01:08:42,760
Speaker 1: they have this question of like, what's the movie that

1339
01:08:42,760 --> 01:08:44,280
Speaker 1: you wish you wouldn't have seen or you saw too?

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01:08:45,400 --> 01:08:48,479
Speaker 1: I haven't seen it. I read about. My hobby is

1341
01:08:48,520 --> 01:08:50,880
Speaker 1: reading about movies that are too disturbing for me to see.

1342
01:08:50,920 --> 01:08:52,640
Speaker 1: So there's a lot of movies I've read about that

1343
01:08:52,680 --> 01:08:57,639
Speaker 1: are like, you know, kind of either art art films

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01:08:57,880 --> 01:09:00,320
Speaker 1: that like are have been banned, you know, the type

1345
01:09:00,320 --> 01:09:02,760
Speaker 1: of that people walked out of the cans screening because

1346
01:09:02,760 --> 01:09:05,200
Speaker 1: it was so disturbing, the depiction of rape or whatever

1347
01:09:05,240 --> 01:09:09,000
Speaker 1: it was. There's a movie, um, the horror movie had

1348
01:09:09,040 --> 01:09:13,439
Speaker 1: just read about god, what is it called Hereditary? Have

1349
01:09:13,560 --> 01:09:18,719
Speaker 1: you seen that? Oh? My god? That apparently to anyone

1350
01:09:18,720 --> 01:09:22,320
Speaker 1: who's listening, and the scene Hereditary with Tony Colette. It's

1351
01:09:22,360 --> 01:09:28,240
Speaker 1: a recent film, it was reviews. Honestly, that's I can't

1352
01:09:28,320 --> 01:09:30,519
Speaker 1: I can't watch saw movies. I can't do. But I

1353
01:09:30,600 --> 01:09:34,200
Speaker 1: love reading descriptions of them, I can read Poor any day.

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01:09:34,479 --> 01:09:36,120
Speaker 1: Does anyone relate to that? I don't want to see it,

1355
01:09:36,160 --> 01:09:38,240
Speaker 1: but I want to read it um and just read

1356
01:09:38,280 --> 01:09:42,680
Speaker 1: about how funked up it is Hereditary, even the synopsis

1357
01:09:42,760 --> 01:09:45,519
Speaker 1: and and recream for a dream, I will say they

1358
01:09:45,560 --> 01:09:49,759
Speaker 1: cannot capture what how profoundly weird those movies are because

1359
01:09:50,160 --> 01:09:52,639
Speaker 1: I can't get a sense from reading them how fucked

1360
01:09:52,680 --> 01:09:55,840
Speaker 1: up it is. But just based on people on Reddit

1361
01:09:55,920 --> 01:09:59,160
Speaker 1: saying like this, this movie I've watched once. I'm glad

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01:09:59,160 --> 01:10:00,559
Speaker 1: I saw it, but I will never watch it again.

1363
01:10:00,800 --> 01:10:02,680
Speaker 1: I try to see, like, what was it? And they

1364
01:10:02,880 --> 01:10:05,200
Speaker 1: it's like mushrooms. You can't describe it until you see it.

1365
01:10:05,280 --> 01:10:07,080
Speaker 1: So I might have to, but Noah cannot. Will you

1366
01:10:07,080 --> 01:10:10,800
Speaker 1: watch Hereditary for me? If you like horror movies, It's

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01:10:10,920 --> 01:10:12,559
Speaker 1: most to be the most disturbing one ever. I mean

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01:10:12,560 --> 01:10:15,000
Speaker 1: it was in theaters. I can I can give you

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01:10:15,040 --> 01:10:17,920
Speaker 1: other disturbing ones, like the most disturbing one, okay, but

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01:10:18,040 --> 01:10:21,360
Speaker 1: literally I think Hereditary might be. I would I bet

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01:10:21,439 --> 01:10:23,880
Speaker 1: you based on my research, it might take the cake

1372
01:10:23,920 --> 01:10:27,600
Speaker 1: for you. I don't know, dark Noah, what's the one? No? No,

1373
01:10:27,800 --> 01:10:29,360
Speaker 1: what's the one? Movie that you think is the most

1374
01:10:29,400 --> 01:10:31,960
Speaker 1: fucked up movie you've seen? Is it enter the most No,

1375
01:10:32,120 --> 01:10:35,400
Speaker 1: the most well I have. I won't watch it because

1376
01:10:35,400 --> 01:10:37,960
Speaker 1: of what it has in it. But the one that

1377
01:10:38,080 --> 01:10:40,720
Speaker 1: like all the horror freaks, well it's not it's not

1378
01:10:40,760 --> 01:10:44,240
Speaker 1: really I mean it's horrifying, but a Serbian film and

1379
01:10:44,280 --> 01:10:48,240
Speaker 1: it's because it involves written incests. Yes, I've heard of

1380
01:10:48,280 --> 01:10:52,000
Speaker 1: that one as well. Um, yes, there's those like Hostile.

1381
01:10:52,120 --> 01:10:54,639
Speaker 1: I won't watch any kind of torture movies, but yes,

1382
01:10:54,680 --> 01:10:57,080
Speaker 1: I know what you're talking about, Like those those movies

1383
01:10:57,160 --> 01:11:01,560
Speaker 1: that there's there's definitely some horrorm that, like even Parasite.

1384
01:11:01,680 --> 01:11:04,519
Speaker 1: Last night you were like, we were thinking about watching Parasite,

1385
01:11:04,560 --> 01:11:06,160
Speaker 1: and I go, isn't it like really like funked up?

1386
01:11:06,160 --> 01:11:07,800
Speaker 1: It's gonna make me like kind of fucked up? And

1387
01:11:07,840 --> 01:11:09,080
Speaker 1: you were like, you just have to read the whole

1388
01:11:09,120 --> 01:11:11,360
Speaker 1: thing because it's subtitles, And I go, I read anyway.

1389
01:11:11,640 --> 01:11:15,160
Speaker 1: I have subtitles for everything. I read, literally everything I watched,

1390
01:11:15,160 --> 01:11:16,479
Speaker 1: and it's kind of becoming a problem. You would like

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01:11:16,520 --> 01:11:20,160
Speaker 1: Parasite Parasites, I would like it, Okay, my number one

1392
01:11:20,200 --> 01:11:22,760
Speaker 1: influential movie. I still don't know what it's going to

1393
01:11:22,840 --> 01:11:26,559
Speaker 1: be even though I'm talking, but I have to say,

1394
01:11:30,520 --> 01:11:36,559
Speaker 1: You've got mail. And because it's I'm gonna give it

1395
01:11:36,600 --> 01:11:39,120
Speaker 1: to two different ones, You've got mail because it makes

1396
01:11:39,120 --> 01:11:43,759
Speaker 1: me believe in it's just a good representation of movies

1397
01:11:43,840 --> 01:11:49,320
Speaker 1: that have given me this crazy rom com h view

1398
01:11:49,400 --> 01:11:51,639
Speaker 1: of life and wanting my life to be a movie

1399
01:11:51,800 --> 01:11:55,120
Speaker 1: and needing everything to be for a reason, and like,

1400
01:11:55,160 --> 01:11:58,760
Speaker 1: oh isn't it fun? Like I my life, I kind

1401
01:11:58,800 --> 01:12:01,840
Speaker 1: of in my inner actions with men, I make into

1402
01:12:01,920 --> 01:12:03,960
Speaker 1: great scenes, Like there's some things that have happened that

1403
01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:06,439
Speaker 1: are such great scenes in movies. And I think it's

1404
01:12:06,439 --> 01:12:09,320
Speaker 1: all because I've just been inspired by I want my

1405
01:12:09,400 --> 01:12:11,120
Speaker 1: life to look like a rom com, which, by the way,

1406
01:12:11,360 --> 01:12:15,960
Speaker 1: don't these things don't exist. It doesn't work out that way. Um,

1407
01:12:16,240 --> 01:12:19,080
Speaker 1: I've ever been in the moment present and you're like

1408
01:12:19,200 --> 01:12:21,200
Speaker 1: this is just like like while you're kissing the guy,

1409
01:12:21,360 --> 01:12:23,800
Speaker 1: like this is just clueless or whatever. No, not like that.

1410
01:12:23,840 --> 01:12:27,120
Speaker 1: Like I've just been like, oh my god, Like that

1411
01:12:27,280 --> 01:12:30,320
Speaker 1: was the best line. I just said. That would be

1412
01:12:30,360 --> 01:12:33,880
Speaker 1: in a movie about like a girl that's dealing with

1413
01:12:33,920 --> 01:12:35,840
Speaker 1: the guy. Like I've just had some lines that I'm

1414
01:12:35,880 --> 01:12:39,479
Speaker 1: like that's straight up Nora Ephron, like snarky is um

1415
01:12:39,640 --> 01:12:43,880
Speaker 1: or like just a line that's uh, you know, but

1416
01:12:43,920 --> 01:12:47,800
Speaker 1: do you think you're saying a line? Because not not

1417
01:12:47,840 --> 01:12:51,840
Speaker 1: to like just clever, but then the like, there was

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01:12:51,920 --> 01:12:54,320
Speaker 1: one time that I set a line to a guy

1419
01:12:54,400 --> 01:12:57,400
Speaker 1: where he we were accusing this guy of like we're

1420
01:12:57,400 --> 01:13:01,439
Speaker 1: making fun of him for using like the mystery method

1421
01:13:01,439 --> 01:13:04,000
Speaker 1: of pickup artistry because he like had a bunch of

1422
01:13:04,120 --> 01:13:06,559
Speaker 1: ridiculous jewelry on and stuff. We're like, oh my god,

1423
01:13:06,560 --> 01:13:08,080
Speaker 1: that's you're so trying to pick up girls. But I

1424
01:13:08,120 --> 01:13:11,080
Speaker 1: kind of had a thing for this guy and he

1425
01:13:11,120 --> 01:13:14,400
Speaker 1: had no idea, like it was. That's that's always where

1426
01:13:14,400 --> 01:13:15,760
Speaker 1: I have my most fun is I'm like getting not

1427
01:13:15,840 --> 01:13:17,719
Speaker 1: to my stomach just even thinking about how it thrilling

1428
01:13:17,720 --> 01:13:20,760
Speaker 1: this was. But like I like when I just my

1429
01:13:20,840 --> 01:13:24,240
Speaker 1: favorite part of a relationship is when you the guy

1430
01:13:24,320 --> 01:13:26,439
Speaker 1: has no idea that I like him, and then I

1431
01:13:26,479 --> 01:13:30,360
Speaker 1: start to leave little crumbs that he goes. Did she

1432
01:13:30,479 --> 01:13:33,519
Speaker 1: just like did she just say that? Like wait was that?

1433
01:13:33,600 --> 01:13:35,679
Speaker 1: Did she just mean to touch me? Like just little

1434
01:13:35,720 --> 01:13:37,600
Speaker 1: things that that make And I'm not doing it to

1435
01:13:37,600 --> 01:13:40,280
Speaker 1: be manipulative and be like maybe he knows. Maybe he doesn't.

1436
01:13:40,320 --> 01:13:43,080
Speaker 1: It's just like the littlest thing to like ease into,

1437
01:13:43,120 --> 01:13:47,040
Speaker 1: like I like you you know. And this guy I

1438
01:13:47,040 --> 01:13:49,639
Speaker 1: had been making fun of for using like the mystery method,

1439
01:13:50,120 --> 01:13:52,400
Speaker 1: and he did this really dorky thing because he was

1440
01:13:52,439 --> 01:13:53,760
Speaker 1: just trying to flirt with me, I think, and he

1441
01:13:53,800 --> 01:13:57,320
Speaker 1: did this thing where he like like he like, let's

1442
01:13:57,320 --> 01:13:59,240
Speaker 1: just say, like he like slammed the door in my face.

1443
01:13:59,280 --> 01:14:00,479
Speaker 1: But as I was walking to a door, he just

1444
01:14:00,520 --> 01:14:03,639
Speaker 1: slammed it like and so it would just like slam

1445
01:14:03,680 --> 01:14:05,920
Speaker 1: in front of me, and it was just like lame,

1446
01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:07,720
Speaker 1: and you could just tell he was nervous and just

1447
01:14:07,760 --> 01:14:09,680
Speaker 1: did a thing to get my attention. And I just

1448
01:14:09,720 --> 01:14:12,479
Speaker 1: opened the door and like kept walking and I was

1449
01:14:12,520 --> 01:14:17,040
Speaker 1: like cool, and he was like Mystery Mystery taught me

1450
01:14:17,080 --> 01:14:19,880
Speaker 1: that because we had already been doing something like joking

1451
01:14:19,880 --> 01:14:21,800
Speaker 1: about it. And I just kept walking and I go, well,

1452
01:14:21,800 --> 01:14:24,360
Speaker 1: it's working, and then I just kept I just said

1453
01:14:24,439 --> 01:14:26,960
Speaker 1: over my shoulder, and then I kept walking, and like

1454
01:14:27,080 --> 01:14:29,160
Speaker 1: I know that he was just there being like, wait,

1455
01:14:29,240 --> 01:14:32,479
Speaker 1: is she saying that it's working like she likes me?

1456
01:14:32,680 --> 01:14:35,599
Speaker 1: Or she could have meant this, but maybe she didn't.

1457
01:14:35,640 --> 01:14:37,920
Speaker 1: And I but when I was walking away. It was

1458
01:14:37,920 --> 01:14:39,600
Speaker 1: like I was walking away from an explosion. Like you

1459
01:14:39,600 --> 01:14:41,360
Speaker 1: should have seen my face. I was like, that was

1460
01:14:41,479 --> 01:14:44,280
Speaker 1: such a good line. I do that. I'm really good

1461
01:14:44,280 --> 01:14:46,920
Speaker 1: at those lines of just making guys feel like you

1462
01:14:47,000 --> 01:14:50,200
Speaker 1: walking into a sliding door. After saying that would have

1463
01:14:50,200 --> 01:14:54,200
Speaker 1: been So that's my number, that's my number one, as

1464
01:14:54,200 --> 01:14:56,160
Speaker 1: you've got me because it just represents brom coms I

1465
01:14:56,200 --> 01:14:57,840
Speaker 1: try to make my life about. And then I will

1466
01:14:57,880 --> 01:15:00,439
Speaker 1: say that Dead Poet Society was the one in school

1467
01:15:00,479 --> 01:15:03,759
Speaker 1: that uh much like when Noah said, like you realize

1468
01:15:03,840 --> 01:15:07,920
Speaker 1: the impact that suicide can have, that was like a precursor.

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01:15:08,160 --> 01:15:11,040
Speaker 1: I'm really glad I saw that movie because it prepared

1470
01:15:11,080 --> 01:15:13,720
Speaker 1: me for losing a friend to suicide and kind of

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Speaker 1: seeing it happened in my own life and it just

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01:15:15,800 --> 01:15:18,880
Speaker 1: like profoundly it made me sad in a way that

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01:15:19,080 --> 01:15:23,479
Speaker 1: I now look back on and realized, like I it

1474
01:15:23,600 --> 01:15:25,600
Speaker 1: was a foreshadowing that I was going to struggle with

1475
01:15:25,640 --> 01:15:28,120
Speaker 1: suicide thought suicidal thoughts. And when we watched Up in

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01:15:28,160 --> 01:15:32,400
Speaker 1: the Air this weekend, unexpectedly we're watching Up in the

1477
01:15:32,400 --> 01:15:34,400
Speaker 1: Air if you haven't seen it, George Clooney and Anna

1478
01:15:34,479 --> 01:15:37,880
Speaker 1: Kendrick and um Via Farmiga, which one time a guy

1479
01:15:37,880 --> 01:15:41,639
Speaker 1: on Twitter said, I'm watching Via Farmiga and she looks

1480
01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:47,680
Speaker 1: very Fermiga. She's very I saw a girl and she

1481
01:15:47,720 --> 01:15:52,439
Speaker 1: looked very for Mega. So in the movie though, there's

1482
01:15:52,479 --> 01:15:55,719
Speaker 1: this they're firing people all they get hired to fire people,

1483
01:15:56,080 --> 01:15:58,120
Speaker 1: and there's and they're just showing all the people getting

1484
01:15:58,120 --> 01:16:02,160
Speaker 1: fired different faces, and this one woman it's just like, alright, well,

1485
01:16:02,280 --> 01:16:04,519
Speaker 1: guess what I'm gonna do later today, and Nanna kind

1486
01:16:04,560 --> 01:16:06,840
Speaker 1: of just like, what are you gonna do? She's like,

1487
01:16:07,040 --> 01:16:09,880
Speaker 1: I'm gonna jump off a bridge and she just stares

1488
01:16:09,920 --> 01:16:11,880
Speaker 1: at her, and Anna Kendrid's like what she was like, Yeah,

1489
01:16:11,920 --> 01:16:13,479
Speaker 1: there's a nice bridge by my house. I'm gonna go

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01:16:13,520 --> 01:16:17,040
Speaker 1: over and I'm gonna jump off that bridge. And the

1491
01:16:17,080 --> 01:16:20,360
Speaker 1: way this woman said it, I like started crying. We're like,

1492
01:16:20,720 --> 01:16:23,439
Speaker 1: you didn't even know, but I like teared up. It

1493
01:16:23,560 --> 01:16:26,479
Speaker 1: came on. The woman is such a good actress. And

1494
01:16:26,520 --> 01:16:29,840
Speaker 1: I just know that feeling of telling people you're going

1495
01:16:29,880 --> 01:16:32,160
Speaker 1: to kill yourself just to get a reaction, to get

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01:16:32,240 --> 01:16:35,160
Speaker 1: some kind of like and and meaning it like meaning

1497
01:16:35,360 --> 01:16:37,599
Speaker 1: because I've said it before, like I'm probably gonna kill

1498
01:16:37,640 --> 01:16:39,800
Speaker 1: myself someday like and I don't feel that way now,

1499
01:16:40,000 --> 01:16:44,240
Speaker 1: but I've said it before and meant it, and just that, uh,

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01:16:44,479 --> 01:16:47,000
Speaker 1: just see knowing that I'm not alone with that feeling

1501
01:16:47,000 --> 01:16:49,200
Speaker 1: and seeing it in that character this weekend and also

1502
01:16:49,360 --> 01:16:53,960
Speaker 1: in Dead Poet Society, remembering that that Jim Carey kind

1503
01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:56,160
Speaker 1: of character, the guy he wasn't Jim Carey, but he

1504
01:16:56,200 --> 01:16:59,680
Speaker 1: looked like him. That kills Hilf. Oh sorry spoiler. UM.

1505
01:16:59,720 --> 01:17:01,960
Speaker 1: I of that movie so much. It just made me

1506
01:17:02,000 --> 01:17:04,600
Speaker 1: so sad and it it just it hit me in

1507
01:17:04,600 --> 01:17:06,640
Speaker 1: a way that it didn't hit my friends. And I

1508
01:17:06,680 --> 01:17:09,240
Speaker 1: looked back and I realized because it was like I

1509
01:17:09,320 --> 01:17:11,760
Speaker 1: was a deeply emotional child that didn't know how to

1510
01:17:11,920 --> 01:17:14,280
Speaker 1: handle it. And it just makes me like realize I

1511
01:17:14,280 --> 01:17:16,120
Speaker 1: had some depth to me when I was a little

1512
01:17:16,200 --> 01:17:18,479
Speaker 1: girl and like was obsessed with that really sad movie

1513
01:17:18,479 --> 01:17:21,479
Speaker 1: and no one understood. But it's so good, dude, My

1514
01:17:21,600 --> 01:17:23,719
Speaker 1: captain by captain when they get up on the desk,

1515
01:17:24,479 --> 01:17:27,599
Speaker 1: my captain by captain or something, my captain, Oh captain,

1516
01:17:27,640 --> 01:17:29,600
Speaker 1: my captain or something like that, but it's not my

1517
01:17:29,720 --> 01:17:33,559
Speaker 1: Captain by Captain. But I will say that I was

1518
01:17:33,560 --> 01:17:38,400
Speaker 1: thinking about Robin Williams this weekend. Robin Williams is a

1519
01:17:38,439 --> 01:17:42,439
Speaker 1: comedian that's been able to do really sincere work and

1520
01:17:42,479 --> 01:17:46,320
Speaker 1: like he's funny and that stuff. But like, and that's

1521
01:17:46,360 --> 01:17:49,479
Speaker 1: made me realize I can write music because Rob Williams

1522
01:17:49,479 --> 01:17:51,439
Speaker 1: can be the silliest and then also the most serious

1523
01:17:51,439 --> 01:17:54,479
Speaker 1: and no one goes both. Will Ferrell did it, Adam

1524
01:17:54,560 --> 01:17:58,320
Speaker 1: Sandler has done it. You're right, Yeah, Sarah Silverman did recently.

1525
01:17:58,479 --> 01:18:05,400
Speaker 1: But yeah, final thought, Um, I mean how well Dead

1526
01:18:05,400 --> 01:18:09,719
Speaker 1: Poet Society remembered his scene when uh, when he's drunk

1527
01:18:09,760 --> 01:18:12,479
Speaker 1: at the party and he's trying he goes to the

1528
01:18:13,280 --> 01:18:15,719
Speaker 1: just trying to impress. He's trying to get the girl's attention.

1529
01:18:15,840 --> 01:18:19,640
Speaker 1: I forget that that scene. It's I can't watch that.

1530
01:18:19,720 --> 01:18:21,880
Speaker 1: Talk about a scene I can't watch because it's just

1531
01:18:22,000 --> 01:18:26,519
Speaker 1: so uncomfortable him being drunk and being done, like and

1532
01:18:26,760 --> 01:18:30,040
Speaker 1: he kisses her and uh he gets caught and gets

1533
01:18:30,040 --> 01:18:33,200
Speaker 1: beat up by her Jack boyfriend. Oh yeah, that did that.

1534
01:18:33,320 --> 01:18:38,280
Speaker 1: Just like embarrassment that movie. Embarrassment is really a hard

1535
01:18:38,360 --> 01:18:42,160
Speaker 1: thing to process. Like, we watched Cannardly Wait the other night,

1536
01:18:42,520 --> 01:18:44,960
Speaker 1: did we talk about that? No? On we watched it

1537
01:18:45,000 --> 01:18:47,439
Speaker 1: with it we watched it with besties. Holy ship. I

1538
01:18:47,479 --> 01:18:49,479
Speaker 1: never even talked about it, so I want to do

1539
01:18:49,520 --> 01:18:52,439
Speaker 1: it regularly. The other night, Uh, Andrew and I both

1540
01:18:52,479 --> 01:18:54,200
Speaker 1: didn't have anything going on, and I was in the

1541
01:18:54,200 --> 01:18:56,000
Speaker 1: mood to watch a movie and I was like, oh,

1542
01:18:56,040 --> 01:18:57,360
Speaker 1: you know, it would be really fun if we just

1543
01:18:57,400 --> 01:18:59,760
Speaker 1: did this on Instagram live. So that's why you have

1544
01:18:59,800 --> 01:19:02,679
Speaker 1: to all us on Instagram because sometimes if you're also bored.

1545
01:19:02,680 --> 01:19:05,439
Speaker 1: And it was like a Friday night or something, we

1546
01:19:05,439 --> 01:19:07,599
Speaker 1: didn't have anything going on, so we decided to pull

1547
01:19:07,680 --> 01:19:09,559
Speaker 1: up cannardly Wait and watch it with Bessie's. It was

1548
01:19:09,640 --> 01:19:12,760
Speaker 1: so much freaking fun. Um, how do we do it?

1549
01:19:12,800 --> 01:19:14,680
Speaker 1: We like, we had it on the TV and then

1550
01:19:14,720 --> 01:19:17,760
Speaker 1: we just commented with it and yeah and on us

1551
01:19:17,840 --> 01:19:20,200
Speaker 1: as well. But yeah, no, what was the scene for

1552
01:19:20,240 --> 01:19:24,920
Speaker 1: Oh when he when he admits his love to her?

1553
01:19:25,439 --> 01:19:27,920
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you didn't like that. I loved that scene

1554
01:19:28,000 --> 01:19:30,519
Speaker 1: where he's like put me onto and he's like, I

1555
01:19:30,560 --> 01:19:32,880
Speaker 1: just I love you and she's like, you know what,

1556
01:19:33,400 --> 01:19:37,080
Speaker 1: why don't you just take your dick and shove it up?

1557
01:19:37,080 --> 01:19:38,680
Speaker 1: Like she's like so mean to him. But it's just

1558
01:19:39,000 --> 01:19:42,000
Speaker 1: so that movie Canarily Wait is fantastic. It is available

1559
01:19:42,040 --> 01:19:44,360
Speaker 1: on Hulu, even though I bought it on Prime because

1560
01:19:44,360 --> 01:19:46,960
Speaker 1: I didn't realize it was free on Hulu. Uh. In

1561
01:19:47,000 --> 01:19:49,200
Speaker 1: the movie, it was my favorite movie in high school.

1562
01:19:49,520 --> 01:19:52,880
Speaker 1: So funny, so well done. Seth Green is in it.

1563
01:19:53,439 --> 01:19:59,479
Speaker 1: Seth Green plays Kenny. Who know, have you seen cannarly Way? No, okay,

1564
01:19:59,520 --> 01:20:03,840
Speaker 1: that's not your genre. No one has their jaw ripped

1565
01:20:03,840 --> 01:20:06,599
Speaker 1: over and he fleshed, and their zombies and their soul

1566
01:20:06,680 --> 01:20:11,160
Speaker 1: removed and it haunts children in the neighborhood. Well yeah,

1567
01:20:11,160 --> 01:20:14,639
Speaker 1: that's after the credits though. That scene. Um, the movie

1568
01:20:14,720 --> 01:20:16,479
Speaker 1: is so much fun and it's a great movie to

1569
01:20:16,479 --> 01:20:18,240
Speaker 1: watch with our best sees, and thank you all to

1570
01:20:18,320 --> 01:20:20,360
Speaker 1: who joined us. And I got so many replies that

1571
01:20:20,400 --> 01:20:22,120
Speaker 1: it was so fun. People didn't have anything going on

1572
01:20:22,240 --> 01:20:26,639
Speaker 1: that night and they enjoyed it. So Um. The wild

1573
01:20:26,640 --> 01:20:29,080
Speaker 1: part was that I was watching this and realizing how

1574
01:20:29,160 --> 01:20:31,320
Speaker 1: young all these actors were, Like Seth Green, who we've

1575
01:20:31,360 --> 01:20:33,840
Speaker 1: seen do a ton of stuff even before Can't Early Wait.

1576
01:20:33,880 --> 01:20:36,560
Speaker 1: I think he was on Buffy And what was he

1577
01:20:37,040 --> 01:20:40,280
Speaker 1: was likestin Powers? I think he did that after Can't

1578
01:20:40,320 --> 01:20:43,680
Speaker 1: Ardly Wait? Yes, it was definitely after. Um. He was

1579
01:20:43,720 --> 01:20:46,200
Speaker 1: just so good in this role of this kid that's

1580
01:20:46,200 --> 01:20:50,760
Speaker 1: trying to be a black guy. And then in the monologues,

1581
01:20:50,800 --> 01:20:53,800
Speaker 1: he said, like, I remembered so much of the dialogue

1582
01:20:53,880 --> 01:20:56,360
Speaker 1: as a kid. So anyway, I was watching him like,

1583
01:20:56,360 --> 01:20:58,400
Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm friends with Seth Green, like I've

1584
01:20:58,400 --> 01:21:01,640
Speaker 1: become friends with him through Jeff raw Us through I

1585
01:21:01,640 --> 01:21:05,639
Speaker 1: don't even we did um we did the historical roast together.

1586
01:21:05,720 --> 01:21:09,200
Speaker 1: He was playing uh, David Bowie and we met there

1587
01:21:09,320 --> 01:21:12,679
Speaker 1: and then um, he asked me to do Robot Chicken.

1588
01:21:12,720 --> 01:21:14,160
Speaker 1: I did a voice for that. I don't even think

1589
01:21:14,160 --> 01:21:16,800
Speaker 1: it's aired yet, but that was fun. Uh. But I

1590
01:21:16,840 --> 01:21:19,840
Speaker 1: was like, I gotta let Seth know, like how fucking

1591
01:21:19,840 --> 01:21:21,960
Speaker 1: good he was. So I wrote to him and I said,

1592
01:21:22,000 --> 01:21:23,960
Speaker 1: I watched Can Hardly Wait again for the first time

1593
01:21:23,960 --> 01:21:26,120
Speaker 1: in maybe decades last night, and god damn it, are

1594
01:21:26,120 --> 01:21:28,000
Speaker 1: you phenomenal in it? He said, thank you, that was

1595
01:21:28,040 --> 01:21:30,679
Speaker 1: a lot of fun. How's your Sunday? And I told

1596
01:21:30,760 --> 01:21:33,680
Speaker 1: him he told me what he was doing. Um, and

1597
01:21:33,720 --> 01:21:36,080
Speaker 1: then he goes, wait, you did shows in l A.

1598
01:21:36,160 --> 01:21:38,200
Speaker 1: We blew it on hanging out and I'm like, he goes,

1599
01:21:38,240 --> 01:21:40,720
Speaker 1: next time, Gadget, which I love. Next time Gadget because

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01:21:40,760 --> 01:21:44,760
Speaker 1: it's like, uh, inspector, Gadget. They were always like end

1601
01:21:44,880 --> 01:21:46,960
Speaker 1: like Gadget, Like it was just I just love next.

1602
01:21:47,080 --> 01:21:49,559
Speaker 1: He goes, next time, Gadget, and I said, we really did.

1603
01:21:49,720 --> 01:21:52,080
Speaker 1: We missed out blah blah blah. And I got but seriously,

1604
01:21:52,120 --> 01:21:54,040
Speaker 1: I forgot. How I had your monologues from Can't Hardly

1605
01:21:54,080 --> 01:21:56,240
Speaker 1: Wait memorized. I was obsessed with your performance in high

1606
01:21:56,280 --> 01:21:58,639
Speaker 1: school and it came flooding back last night. I'm friends

1607
01:21:58,720 --> 01:22:01,240
Speaker 1: with a gene Yes, he said, thanks, and this is

1608
01:22:01,240 --> 01:22:04,680
Speaker 1: what I love. He goes, thank you, the result of

1609
01:22:04,760 --> 01:22:08,320
Speaker 1: tons of practice and prep so disciplined in that moment,

1610
01:22:08,400 --> 01:22:10,720
Speaker 1: crazy to think about. Genuinely, I love that you spent

1611
01:22:10,840 --> 01:22:13,320
Speaker 1: time with it and that I love that because it's

1612
01:22:13,360 --> 01:22:16,800
Speaker 1: like I knew it watching his performance. That was a

1613
01:22:16,840 --> 01:22:21,439
Speaker 1: guy that had worked tirelessly to do that performance, and

1614
01:22:21,479 --> 01:22:24,280
Speaker 1: like so much work had gone into that, and I'm

1615
01:22:24,320 --> 01:22:25,920
Speaker 1: I didn't know it at the time because I would

1616
01:22:25,920 --> 01:22:29,600
Speaker 1: have guessed, like he's just that good. But the thing is,

1617
01:22:29,640 --> 01:22:31,640
Speaker 1: no one's just that good, Like you have to be

1618
01:22:31,680 --> 01:22:33,760
Speaker 1: that good and you have to have the practice. So

1619
01:22:33,840 --> 01:22:37,080
Speaker 1: he was like the most elite like talk about like

1620
01:22:37,160 --> 01:22:40,000
Speaker 1: the elite athlete when he did that movie. Like I

1621
01:22:40,080 --> 01:22:42,679
Speaker 1: never think of actors as like really training and being

1622
01:22:42,800 --> 01:22:47,439
Speaker 1: like he didn't a role that you would assume is

1623
01:22:47,520 --> 01:22:49,880
Speaker 1: kind of silly, you know what I mean, Like like, oh,

1624
01:22:49,920 --> 01:22:52,360
Speaker 1: you're really gonna put in a ton of work and

1625
01:22:52,520 --> 01:22:54,960
Speaker 1: playing like a guy who wears a neon green track

1626
01:22:55,000 --> 01:22:57,160
Speaker 1: suit and who's ridiculous. And it's like, yeah, I am,

1627
01:22:57,320 --> 01:23:00,800
Speaker 1: because that's gonna send me apart, because like Rudy, you

1628
01:23:00,880 --> 01:23:04,040
Speaker 1: gotta work hard. You know, it was so well casted

1629
01:23:04,640 --> 01:23:07,600
Speaker 1: whoever that that movie is so tons of fun, so

1630
01:23:07,640 --> 01:23:10,639
Speaker 1: many cameos from people you now know. It was a

1631
01:23:10,640 --> 01:23:17,560
Speaker 1: blast watch but Jason Siegel, isn't it like going down? Um?

1632
01:23:17,600 --> 01:23:20,120
Speaker 1: I mean there's tons of people the whole time. You'll

1633
01:23:20,120 --> 01:23:22,600
Speaker 1: see cameos. It's such a fun movie. I want to

1634
01:23:22,600 --> 01:23:25,760
Speaker 1: do it again with besties. But again, I write us

1635
01:23:25,760 --> 01:23:28,360
Speaker 1: in and say, what movie from like the nineties you

1636
01:23:28,360 --> 01:23:32,240
Speaker 1: want us to watch? I mean I think we we well, yeah,

1637
01:23:32,240 --> 01:23:34,840
Speaker 1: because I don't, I kind of I think tend things

1638
01:23:34,880 --> 01:23:37,040
Speaker 1: I hate about you. I would watch She's All that.

1639
01:23:37,280 --> 01:23:38,759
Speaker 1: I want to go back to these kind of ones

1640
01:23:39,000 --> 01:23:42,200
Speaker 1: or even just yeah for a dream. Yeah, if you

1641
01:23:42,479 --> 01:23:44,519
Speaker 1: think there are movies that you've seen that we would

1642
01:23:44,560 --> 01:23:47,320
Speaker 1: love based on this podcast today, Please send them in and,

1643
01:23:47,360 --> 01:23:49,599
Speaker 1: as always, right into the show, leave a voice memo

1644
01:23:50,080 --> 01:23:53,160
Speaker 1: on our Instagram. I'm going on tour Nikki Glazer dot

1645
01:23:53,200 --> 01:23:55,200
Speaker 1: com slash Tour. I'm going to be in Waterloo, New

1646
01:23:55,280 --> 01:23:58,360
Speaker 1: York this weekend on Saturday at a casino. Please come

1647
01:23:58,400 --> 01:24:01,320
Speaker 1: see me. Tickets available on my website. Then at the

1648
01:24:01,400 --> 01:24:03,639
Speaker 1: end of the month, San Antonio, and then we're off

1649
01:24:03,680 --> 01:24:05,080
Speaker 1: to the races with the tour. It's gonna be so

1650
01:24:05,120 --> 01:24:06,840
Speaker 1: much fun. Can't wait to see you all there. I

1651
01:24:06,920 --> 01:24:08,960
Speaker 1: can't believe I'm gonna be on tour in less than

1652
01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:12,880
Speaker 1: a week doing stand up again. I'm ready. I'm fucking ready, guys.

1653
01:24:12,920 --> 01:24:15,080
Speaker 1: I'm so excited. I love you. Can't wait for the

1654
01:24:15,080 --> 01:24:18,360
Speaker 1: show tomorrow. Great shows all week. Thank you, Noah, thank you, Andrew,

1655
01:24:18,880 --> 01:24:22,639
Speaker 1: don't be Ca and uh all the swells