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Speaker 4: Yeah look, why, thank you guys for having me. It's
Speaker 4: boys time.
Speaker 1: It's boys time. I gave Valley boys time.
Speaker 3: Because you're also eight one eight, then it's nice to
Speaker 3: have you, know, fellow San Fernando Valley folks on here,
Speaker 3: even though you are coming to us from Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: But hey, yes, but I still have that.
Speaker 4: Eight one eight area code. I will never give it away.
Speaker 4: And that is because my dad is hand for I
Speaker 4: would hear.
Speaker 1: That Ellie Valley pride. And because on the family plan,
Speaker 1: on the family plan, you feel me never letting go.
Speaker 1: That's kind of what I did.
Speaker 3: My partner, her majesty, she was her mom was paying
Speaker 3: her phone bill until we got engaged, and then I.
Speaker 1: Was like, I will take over for the phone. Oh
Speaker 1: now she would be on my family plan. And it
Speaker 1: felt very weird to go along with it when yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: her hand, you're yeah, and I will and they're equivalent
Speaker 1: of a dowry and you have a compatible phone plan
Speaker 1: for her to be on as well. That's one thing
Speaker 1: before I let you take my daughter's hand that's their
Speaker 1: first question. Do you have a comfortable phone plan with
Speaker 1: good coverage? I'm sorry you're on Sprint. Wait they still
Speaker 1: have a couple Yeah, all right, Ian, we're gonna get
Speaker 1: to know you a little bit better in a moment. First,
Speaker 1: we're going to tell our listeners a couple of the
Speaker 1: things we may be talking about today. We don't always
Speaker 1: get to all of them, but we're gonna talk about
Speaker 1: the Biden impeachment inquiry is here, and it's not like
Speaker 1: your grandpa's impeachment inquiry. This one got no proof. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's based on nothing. So we'll talk about that. We'll
Speaker 1: talk about we got a little clue into what it
Speaker 1: sounds like when a lobbyist just write all your word
Speaker 1: for you. And then we'll talk about marinated diet coke.
Speaker 1: This is a little simpler than it sounds. It's simpler
Speaker 1: than it.
Speaker 3: Sounds, but it's I'm I'm really at that age where
Speaker 3: i don't know if I'm being a curmudgeon and I'm
Speaker 3: like this is bullshit, like what's wrong with the kids,
Speaker 3: or if it's like two people doing it, But after
Speaker 3: doing some research, it's a thing. It's a thing, and
Speaker 3: we must discuss it and what is happening.
Speaker 1: I love a crisp DC personally, I am ian are
Speaker 1: you at your eyes back? You were.
Speaker 4: Transcending and honestly normal Coke. Get it out of here.
Speaker 1: I don't need it. No, it's too I don't. Then
Speaker 1: y'all are gonna fucking love this development because this is
Speaker 1: this ship is like purpose design for the vibe die
Speaker 1: Coke drinker, and I feel like I have too right here.
Speaker 1: I was so anti die Coke when I was younger.
Speaker 1: I was like this chastes like chasse, like metal chaste,
Speaker 1: like I'm drinking a machine and then drinking, and then
Speaker 1: I it's now probably my favorite drink, and I think
Speaker 1: like a true marvel of modern technology. Yeah, one of
Speaker 1: the things that America should be most proud of. It's
Speaker 1: It's just had rough branding for me because I was
Speaker 1: associated with my stressed out elementary school teachers.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like that was always on their desk.
Speaker 1: Was Yeah, they smelled like fucking capris and they had
Speaker 1: fucking like a bunch of diet coke cans on their desk.
Speaker 1: And for me, I was like, I don't know if
Speaker 1: I want that life, but yeah, uh go ahead. Turns
Speaker 1: out you do because the crispiness. I got a marinate.
Speaker 1: I got a marinate.
Speaker 4: This just makes me realize in real time, I think
Speaker 4: drinking a lot of diet coke as a kid might
Speaker 4: have made me gay.
Speaker 1: So you just want in front of Congress.
Speaker 4: Yeah, my mom had a time, and I just remember
Speaker 4: I was a normal kid. Then I started drinking all
Speaker 4: of her diet coke and I'd be like, throw, how
Speaker 4: was club.
Speaker 1: Jacked?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I almost had to spin. Yeah, my life could have
Speaker 1: taken a different turn if I hadn't had that. Anti
Speaker 1: was your Oh wait, well you didn't get it early enough.
Speaker 1: I didn't get No. My older sister was drinking it,
Speaker 1: and I was like, sometimes their drinks would get mixed
Speaker 1: up and I would be like, I would do a
Speaker 1: literal spit take. I was very dramatic about it. I
Speaker 1: was like, this is terrible. What are you trying to
Speaker 1: kill me? And I also like to because there were
Speaker 1: people in my family be like, I don't know, can
Speaker 1: you taste this and tell me if it's diet coke
Speaker 1: a regular coke? And I took great pride in being
Speaker 1: a super taster of that. Particularly. I could always tell
Speaker 1: the difference. You can feel that asparta me running through Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and to this day I'm very like I there are
Speaker 1: restaurants where I'm like, oh, they have bad diet coke,
Speaker 1: you know, and then like restaurants where the diet coke
Speaker 1: is good, and it's usually like the fancy or the
Speaker 1: restaurant the worst the diet coke unless they give it
Speaker 1: to you in the little bottle like a lot of times,
Speaker 1: if they're giving it to you from the bar, it's
Speaker 1: gonna be kind of watered down and in a tiny glass. Okay,
Speaker 1: if you go you go to Olive Garden, if you
Speaker 1: look at fly show behind me, look at where the
Speaker 1: red strings go, and you'll see that it forms a
Speaker 1: very clear pattern here. Yeah, So we'll talk about that,
Speaker 1: We'll talk about some movies coming out in twenty twenty four,
Speaker 1: all of that, plenty more. But first, Ian, we do
Speaker 1: like to ask our guests, what is something from your
Speaker 1: search history?
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm looking right now. The most recent thing I
Speaker 4: searched is Sonic the hedgehog hen tie. Yes, No, no, wait,
Speaker 4: never mind not that. No, Actually, the most interesting thing
Speaker 4: I found in my search history in the last day
Speaker 4: or two. This is how I phrased it safe way
Speaker 4: to do live hyrotechnics amateur.
Speaker 3: Wait, so in your mind, what's the pyro display that
Speaker 3: you're thinking. We're talking about explosions flamethrowers.
Speaker 4: What vertical flamethrower? So I do like I do comedy music,
Speaker 4: and I do a lot of my own music production,
Speaker 4: but I have people help me on that, amazing talented producers.
Speaker 4: I also do a lot of production of like my
Speaker 4: live shows, and I just like adding I have confetti
Speaker 4: cannon sometimes I want to get fans in there. I
Speaker 4: flew exposed me for growing up in the two thousands,
Speaker 4: but I flew to Chicago to see Fallout Boy performing
Speaker 4: their hometown at Rickleyfield. Hell yeow Wentz had a flame
Speaker 4: on his Yeah, exactly. I got to get the right
Speaker 4: in my veins. And I was in love with Patrick
Speaker 4: Stunt growing up, and he was when he was telling stories,
Speaker 4: I was like, I want this man. I want to
Speaker 4: pay this man to hit me. But anyway, but anyway,
Speaker 4: he went had a flame door on his bass and
Speaker 4: I was like, that's so stupid.
Speaker 1: And I need it right now. Wait, like coming out
Speaker 1: of the like tip the guitar basically it.
Speaker 4: Was attached to the very head of the guitar, just
Speaker 4: shooting flames whenever. Was it for like a power chord
Speaker 4: kind of like it It was already guitar and he's
Speaker 4: a very phallic guy. But it was just a pretty
Speaker 4: random The flames just randomly came out whenever.
Speaker 1: It was so funny and it was just random. It
Speaker 1: wasn't like he hits the peak of the solo and then.
Speaker 4: Like, honestly, no, because what solo are you really doing?
Speaker 4: At a base It would just sort of at different
Speaker 4: intervals be like okay, fire and then he'd look at
Speaker 4: it and go yeah. He'd stick his tongue out.
Speaker 1: Like he was he actually didn't know that was gonna happen.
Speaker 4: It was it was their first show, so I doubt
Speaker 4: he like really knew when it was gonna happen, right.
Speaker 3: Shout out, shout out the giant Jamaican bi racial, the
Speaker 3: homie paint.
Speaker 1: Pete Wentz too, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: He's holding it down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why it's hard for him to I don't
Speaker 1: know what his hair looked like, if it was wavy
Speaker 1: or something, but when he was doing it all flat,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh you let let let the real
Speaker 1: texture come through, Pepe, I have bad news.
Speaker 4: It did look absolutely insane. It was like down to
Speaker 4: it was like straightened down to his hips and the
Speaker 4: lower half of it was yellow and the other was no.
Speaker 4: Figure it out. He's doing good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what is something you think is overrated?
Speaker 4: Okay, hear me out on this one.
Speaker 1: Eating, eating is overrated.
Speaker 4: I'm tired of it. I have to do it all
Speaker 4: the time. I have to do it like three times
Speaker 4: a day. I'm starting to get bored. I get I'm
Speaker 4: starting to lose weight because I'm like, I don't care
Speaker 4: about eating. Give me the pill, you know, where's the
Speaker 4: future pill? That's like, you don't have to eat anymore?
Speaker 4: This is the pill. It is. I don't and I
Speaker 4: don't like anyone telling me what to do, even God,
Speaker 4: So don't let me. Don't make me eat twice three
Speaker 4: times a day. I'm not into it, right?
Speaker 3: Is it just what you just wanted to get? You
Speaker 3: want it done efficiently. You're like you don't have time,
Speaker 3: You're just trying to You got your mind in other places.
Speaker 3: You're not someone who thinks about food all the time.
Speaker 3: Like meat that could because of weed.
Speaker 4: But I don't know, Well, sometime I mean when I
Speaker 4: spoke weed, Yeah, of course I want to eat something
Speaker 4: delicious or.
Speaker 1: Like for dinner.
Speaker 4: I'm like, yeah, I hit it. For like a lunch,
Speaker 4: I'm like, I don't want to stop what I'm doing
Speaker 4: to eat to have a sandwich.
Speaker 1: So there's like stuff that happens with like energy when
Speaker 1: I eat a lunch. Oh yeah, I'm not allowed to
Speaker 1: take it like Spain has it right, there needs to
Speaker 1: be a nap after that mother. Oh yeah, yeah, you
Speaker 1: know yeah, or yeah.
Speaker 4: I totally don't take a nap after every single lunch
Speaker 4: I ever eat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely, that's a wild idea. Did you ever you
Speaker 1: take me? Did you ever try soilent when everybody was
Speaker 1: getting super into soilent? Yes?
Speaker 4: Absolutely?
Speaker 5: Oh so you really are about that? Like I don't
Speaker 5: have fucking time right now. Yes, but I got tired
Speaker 5: of veins, yeah, right in the veins. Yeah, I want
Speaker 5: the pill, Give me the pill, that's right.
Speaker 1: I mean they've been promising it for a while and
Speaker 1: here we are coming to the end of twenty twenty
Speaker 1: three and still nothing. Still nothing. I mean, I'm sure
Speaker 1: there are like soiling I guess was an attempt at that,
Speaker 1: but it's still you know, you gotta gulp that shit down. Yea,
Speaker 1: he's still going to it the whole fucking thing. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Does it fit? Does it keep you full? Like do
Speaker 1: you feel full after you have some soilent? I are
Speaker 1: the most ready for my next my next meal. I
Speaker 1: mean they pack a lot of shit into that little bottle.
Speaker 3: I remember like went at the height of it when
Speaker 3: I was like making videos and ship for magazines, Like
Speaker 3: we bought like cases just to do like content with it,
Speaker 3: and we were drinking as I'm leftovers, and I was like, damn,
Speaker 3: like I don't like the taste, but I'm pretty sure
Speaker 3: it's delivering on its promise that you don't want to
Speaker 3: eat after this.
Speaker 1: Any power hours Yeah yeah, doing a bunch of shots.
Speaker 4: It's just slim fast for boys, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, which is like I'm like, is this disordered eating?
Speaker 1: Like is this this can't be good right for But
Speaker 1: it's fine slim fast for tech bros. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I was working in tech when I got really into
Speaker 4: drinking soilent, so I was absolutely walking stars.
Speaker 1: So yeah, this is exactly.
Speaker 4: I mean.
Speaker 3: Then that was like the perception too, was because everyone
Speaker 3: was like, dude, I would appear in the valley the
Speaker 3: Silicon One, not San Fernando.
Speaker 1: You don't want to fucking time.
Speaker 3: We're fucking too busy doing acid and drinking soilent coming
Speaker 3: up with the next app that'll just destroy a bunch
Speaker 3: of industries.
Speaker 1: That's right, it'll just make your life unlivable. What is
Speaker 1: something you think is underrated?
Speaker 4: Okay, you guys gotta bear with me on this one. Underrated?
Speaker 4: Taylor Swift? Hear me out here?
Speaker 1: Go on? Now, what is it about Taylor Swift I've
Speaker 1: been wondering.
Speaker 4: Okay, Yes, she is so overexposed. We're hearing news about
Speaker 4: her every single day. She's a billion dollar business. She
Speaker 4: has like a million products. She's always selling something. But
Speaker 4: the way I still see like half of people be like,
Speaker 4: oh I don't like her. Oh no, She's like I
Speaker 4: don't like her music, Get her off my TV screen.
Speaker 4: The thing that I love is we now have like another,
Speaker 4: like a Princess Diana, a Michael Jackson. We have a
Speaker 4: single person to focus our whole culture on, which is
Speaker 4: so unifying and fun. And I think I don't want
Speaker 4: people to like her. I don't care if they like her.
Speaker 4: I want them to accept that it is her world.
Speaker 4: She yes, when the aliens come down? Why would I
Speaker 4: send Joe Biden? Yeah, and Taylor Swift.
Speaker 3: You know what, if the alien are smart, they might
Speaker 3: just pull up straight to Taylor Swift like place in Manhattan.
Speaker 1: Oh she's the aliens. I remember early on we were like,
Speaker 1: is she like she just like has she looks alien adjace?
Speaker 1: Can you run a full marathon while singing songs?
Speaker 4: I know?
Speaker 1: Okay? Or is that some kind of alien technology? I
Speaker 1: feel like she would be If I had to guess
Speaker 1: who has access to the alien technology Allah Independence Day,
Speaker 1: it would probably be her, right, Like, that's who first
Speaker 1: of all they would want to give it to, because
Speaker 1: they're like, You're like, I think, what do they call
Speaker 1: the really tall slender like pale aliens? Gray?
Speaker 4: The grays?
Speaker 1: The grays are the short little ones, the Nordic aliens.
Speaker 1: I feel like they might be like yeah, or they
Speaker 1: might be like you're one of You're not one OF's
Speaker 1: like oh, you're just really really she's the freaker the
Speaker 1: fuck out person. No, not, you're one of us. Let's go.
Speaker 1: Let's go. We've talked about this before quite a bit
Speaker 1: on the show as a show that like tries to
Speaker 1: take a look at the national share consciousness and the zeitgeist.
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift may have come up a time or two.
Speaker 1: And the question that I feel like we come up
Speaker 1: against is is she, like so time person of the
Speaker 1: Year has never been a entertainer. Really, it's been a
Speaker 1: Bono made it for his humanitarian work with and I
Speaker 1: am making the jerk off him gesture yea as I
Speaker 1: say that, But she's the first one who's just like
Speaker 1: she was in this year. Yes, exactly so is this want?
Speaker 1: One of the theories that we like to talk about
Speaker 1: is that as humans in the in this modern world
Speaker 1: have lost access to religion like our Beyonces and Taylor's
Speaker 1: Swift have come in to like replace those foundational spiritual myths.
Speaker 1: Do we think that she is like it's on par
Speaker 1: with Michael Jackson and Princess Diana or is she even
Speaker 1: like above that at this point?
Speaker 3: Mmm, she's not quite there. I still contend she's not
Speaker 3: quite there. She had not quite MJ level. No, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: like anyone you're gonna have, you're gonna you're gonna need
Speaker 3: to pull up to like sub Saharan Africa, show the
Speaker 3: picture and they all got to be like cry, like
Speaker 3: if they're not doing that, then it's not quite you're
Speaker 3: not hidding globally, but because like everywhere else, you know,
Speaker 3: like Europe, fucking North America and South America even it's
Speaker 3: definitely I mean, she could be on her way for sure.
Speaker 3: I think at this moment it's it's not quite there.
Speaker 3: But I think more interestingly, we were talking about an
Speaker 3: episode I hate to show our hand for a future
Speaker 3: episdence coming up. You know, we were actually asking is
Speaker 3: she the anti Christ?
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm mmmm and like and not in like a
Speaker 1: ah get.
Speaker 3: Away, but the you know, the influence that she has
Speaker 3: and the fear that she strikes in the hearts of
Speaker 3: conservatives and.
Speaker 1: Religious figure or something like that, there might be something there. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And people love people are always looking for labels
Speaker 4: for themselves so that they can feel like they have
Speaker 4: a spot. That's what religion does. That's what being as
Speaker 4: swifty is. Yeah, she could she could use those set
Speaker 4: I mean not that I'm not a swifty She could
Speaker 4: kill all of us if she wanted. She could just
Speaker 4: be like swifties attack.
Speaker 3: Honestly, I have a feeling she could manage to do
Speaker 3: like irl damage and physical space more than like Trump
Speaker 3: could with maybe mag of people if she really wanted
Speaker 3: to start turning the dial up, you know.
Speaker 1: So it's you know, with just World War Z level
Speaker 1: waves of humans just running, like I feel like, could
Speaker 1: scale like a wall, you know.
Speaker 4: But they're all like seventeen year old girls, which I.
Speaker 1: Mean, don't never underestimate a seventeen year old girl. No, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I like this argument. I think I think it is counterintuitive.
Speaker 1: But I do think that people people are sleeping on
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift.
Speaker 4: I just want people to stop resisting.
Speaker 1: Stop resisting. You go, thank you. Yeah, just fucking become
Speaker 1: one with the borg that is Taylor.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you'll be happier.
Speaker 1: Do we just see this continuing? Like on some level,
Speaker 1: I've heard people are like, she can't get much bigger,
Speaker 1: and America loves to see someone torn down. Right On
Speaker 1: the other I think saying it can't get she can't
Speaker 1: get any bigger is a little like saying like, well,
Speaker 1: it's not like it can get any worse. Politically, It's like,
Speaker 1: well you just lack the imagination. Yeah, hold all these
Speaker 1: beers please, yes, watch So like I do think she
Speaker 1: could get any bigger, but I think as she gets
Speaker 1: bigger from here, we do start to enter on precedented territory.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a weird spot where we don't This is
Speaker 4: the first time we don't have a break from someone
Speaker 4: ever because she's been re recording those albums and just
Speaker 4: putting them out in the middle. So she's been in
Speaker 4: the news every day for over a year now, and
Speaker 4: usually with you know, Olivia Rodrigo just put out her
Speaker 4: new album and that was huge too, but we didn't
Speaker 4: hear from her for a couple of months before that.
Speaker 4: We got a butter either. So I have no idea
Speaker 4: what it's gonna look like, you know, I Is it
Speaker 4: gonna explode and everyone's gonna hate her all of a sudden.
Speaker 3: Do you think like that sort of like American misogynistic
Speaker 3: pattern is gonna come for her or like, because like
Speaker 3: you say, Jack, every anytime anyone gets big, it's there
Speaker 3: is a teardown phase, like with entertainers no matter what.
Speaker 3: And I'm curious because I know, like even in reading interviews,
Speaker 3: how she said she was much more affected by things
Speaker 3: that people said when she was younger, but she's older
Speaker 3: and now like it doesn't nearly affect her. So maybe
Speaker 3: she's like I've reached my final form. You can fucking try, motherfuckers,
Speaker 3: but I like them out of anti stones and cruxes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like I think Oprah like left the
Speaker 1: planet a long time ago, but it's still very consistent
Speaker 1: Lee Oprah, you know, like there's nothing that changed it.
Speaker 1: I feel like I could see Taylor Swift just evolving
Speaker 1: in that direction of like no longer on this planet,
Speaker 1: because I think the thing that often happens. First of all,
Speaker 1: people want to see a giant, giant celebrity taken down
Speaker 1: just because for the same reason they watch like buildings
Speaker 1: being detonated. But I I think that also just it
Speaker 1: is such a strange like level of fame and like
Speaker 1: psychological experiment that it's hard to maintain one's like coherent
Speaker 1: gravitational equilibrium of reality at that level. And then so
Speaker 1: it you know, if the whole world is rooting for
Speaker 1: you to fail spectacularly kind of even if they don't
Speaker 1: admit that. And also so you are in a bizarre
Speaker 1: psychological experiment where like nobody has told you the truth
Speaker 1: in twenty years, you know, like everybody around you is
Speaker 1: just like WHOA, yeah, you're killing killing, Then it's almost
Speaker 1: an impossibility that you maintain anything resembling normalcy, but the
Speaker 1: kind of how you get weird can go in a
Speaker 1: direction that just keeps making you more and more famous, right, Like, and.
Speaker 4: She's so weird by the way, Taylor, I saw the concert.
Speaker 4: The way she like pauses for applause after every three
Speaker 4: words is so funny and a lot I love how
Speaker 4: crazy she is.
Speaker 1: And but like, also, yeah, that's a good example of
Speaker 1: she is. Every single gesture and micro gesture and micro
Speaker 1: expression is perfect. Like that's how she's gotten weird. That's
Speaker 1: how she's becoming human. Like that's dialing it in tighter
Speaker 1: and tighter into exactly what people want from her, right yeah, So.
Speaker 4: I feel like that's got to be the point at
Speaker 4: which fame actually is purely worse than it is good,
Speaker 4: when nobody's being honest with you anymore.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah, that's gotta be it. The thing
Speaker 1: that like you really don't want to see is when
Speaker 1: they like build their own universe that has its own name,
Speaker 1: like Graceland and Neverland and right right right, I think
Speaker 1: like Eddie Murphy had that for a little while and
Speaker 1: it's and then he came out Jamaican, that reggae album,
Speaker 1: and they were like what the fucked? Yeah, yeah, Prince
Speaker 1: had it, and Prince maintained his prince ness up till
Speaker 1: up until the end.
Speaker 3: But he got weird too. You know, you gotta get weird.
Speaker 3: I think that's the thing. It's like, we got to
Speaker 3: get yeah, but he was weird. He was known for
Speaker 3: being weird. That was kind of his whole thing. And
Speaker 3: he's just like kind of honed it and honed it
Speaker 3: more and more. She is famous for being like very
Speaker 3: broad and miss Americana, but she is seems able to
Speaker 3: hone that more and more and more somehow, right, Yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 3: we seem to find out that she has like a
Speaker 3: like a secret dunkin Donuts in her garage or some
Speaker 3: weird shit like that, you know, like bring on.
Speaker 1: To the like dunkin Donuts more. I feel like, I know, right, crazy,
Speaker 1: that's I'm saying. I don't. That's why I need to
Speaker 1: see the weird Tailor phase, Like, yeah, weird Tailor to
Speaker 1: take everybody with you please to the weird land. I
Speaker 1: just want to see what her media diet, like, what
Speaker 1: her just like intake is like, Like is she reading
Speaker 1: Barbara Streisand's memoir or is she reading books about Napoleon
Speaker 1: right now, you know, like, what is what? What does
Speaker 1: she think is next for her? Right? She's like, I'm
Speaker 1: reading a lot of bell hooks. Actually, yeah, that would
Speaker 1: be dope. Damn. Yeah. All right, let's take a quick
Speaker 1: break and we'll be right back. And we're back. We're back,
Speaker 1: We're back, and the presidents in hot water, back in
Speaker 1: hot water. We got another impeachment coming, and this one
Speaker 1: is unique because there's no reason for it. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: as much as as much as I like to criticize
Speaker 1: Joe Biden, my god, the Republicans, they're really they're fucking
Speaker 1: trying anything, and by anything meaning.
Speaker 3: Nothing, because they have been shrieking about impeaching Brandon ever
Speaker 3: since they got a majority in the House, and since
Speaker 3: then they've pretty much done.
Speaker 1: Fuck all to prove a single thing. Like one of
Speaker 1: the last things or one of the last times we
Speaker 1: even discussed the potential of an impeachment, we heard like
Speaker 1: GOP congressman saying like, we'll see, like.
Speaker 3: We need to open the impeachment inquiry to find the evidence.
Speaker 3: And they're like, but you have no evidence to even
Speaker 3: to suggest that you need to open an inquiry, And
Speaker 3: they're like, well, I'm not because we haven't opened it yet,
Speaker 3: because I kind of a catch twenty three. They're like,
Speaker 3: you mean catch twenty two. They're like, no, catch twenty three.
Speaker 3: But anyway, so they're trying to find evidence of wrongdoing.
Speaker 3: They're trying to find the evidence, and so the plan
Speaker 3: was always to go on a snipe hunt just to
Speaker 3: give a boy Scouts reference there and hope that they
Speaker 3: can conjure up something that resembles an impeachable offense. And
Speaker 3: so anyway, on Wednesday, all the Republicans voted to open
Speaker 3: an impeachment inquiry and they still have no evidence.
Speaker 1: They only have the art of projection. And to kick
Speaker 1: off the PR tour for this horseshit, the three horsemen
Speaker 1: of horseshit, Jim Comer, Jim Jordan, and Jason Smith went
Speaker 1: on Sean Hannity's show and couldn't even give an answer
Speaker 1: that resembled a legal argument. And this is with Sean
Speaker 1: Hannity trying to like set this up to be like
Speaker 1: and you got the goods, tell us all about it.
Speaker 1: Here's them on handedy.
Speaker 6: Exit question for all of you. Congressman Smith, I will
Speaker 6: start with you, is this now an investigation about Joe
Speaker 6: Biden being involved in what would be a bribery scandal,
Speaker 6: a money laundering scandal, and an influence pedaling scandal, which one.
Speaker 7: This has always, Sean been an investigation in regards to
Speaker 7: Joe Biden, the IRS whistleblo when they came forward, they
Speaker 7: highlighted how the j.
Speaker 6: Those three issues, that's what I'm asking.
Speaker 7: Influence in a multitude of numerous items. And we're just
Speaker 7: continuing to follow the facts.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, bro just getting caught like they're constantly
Speaker 1: getting like, just gotcha by the biggest softballs. It's just
Speaker 1: fucking toss underhand, tossing meatballs up and they're just like.
Speaker 8: Ah, well, can't can't quite say that one because it's
Speaker 8: a regard to Joe Byron, I just gave you three
Speaker 8: options that would have sounded like a legal argument.
Speaker 3: He's just said, it's like all this stolen IRIS whistleblowers, brom.
Speaker 1: So all we got was this like horseshit word salad
Speaker 1: after that. So yes, Joe Biden correct Sean.
Speaker 4: Also, I know this isn't a visual medium, but they
Speaker 4: were showing the most handsome old pictures of Joe Biden
Speaker 4: next to the video. The entire time, it was like, oh,
Speaker 4: we hate this guy and they're showing the best. I
Speaker 4: hope they do that to me when they do a
Speaker 4: takedown piece, right shots, only.
Speaker 3: Use your good headshots, like when your approval almost it
Speaker 3: felt like, but yeah.
Speaker 1: The ones where he's eating an ice cream cone while
Speaker 1: riding a Harley, yeah.
Speaker 4: Exactly for the listeners they were they were showing pictures
Speaker 4: of him at like forty.
Speaker 3: Yeah you got holding two ar fifteens and rapping an
Speaker 3: American flag and they're like this Joe Byron guy, So
Speaker 3: which one is it?
Speaker 1: Is it one? I just love that heat. Hannity even
Speaker 1: tried to be like, no, right, right, right, right, it's
Speaker 1: in regards to him, but which one of these three
Speaker 1: things that actually sounds like an impeaceable offense is it?
Speaker 3: And don't just say trying to help you? Yeah, hey,
Speaker 3: all right, forget it, dipshit, thanks thanks so much for
Speaker 3: stopping by. I guess that's the inquiry. Here we go, wow,
Speaker 3: because yeah, on Fox and Friends, like Doucey hates the
Speaker 3: impeachment inquiry. And it's funny because Jim Comer has been
Speaker 3: crying about it, like he's been going on New Max,
Speaker 3: Our news Max and he's like, I just don't understand,
Speaker 3: Like why Deucey on Fox he always tries to just
Speaker 3: throw cold water on what I'm trying to say.
Speaker 1: Wow, you don't mean to me.
Speaker 3: I just don't understand it. Man and CNN, it's like
Speaker 3: he's just all bad. That's why I like come to
Speaker 3: News Max. I'm done with Fox. It's like because they're
Speaker 3: because they even they know they're like bro like it.
Speaker 3: It helps if there's some kind of actual evidence.
Speaker 1: You can't just do this thing. But here we are again,
Speaker 1: just to note they only have fantasies in their heads, okay,
Speaker 1: of little shaper plumps dancing through their heads.
Speaker 4: They're so creative.
Speaker 1: I know they couldn't even say that. All they can
Speaker 1: come was with in regards to Joe Biden, it is
Speaker 1: correct that you say as such. In regards to uh Joe.
Speaker 3: A meaning of dark brand? How dark has he gone?
Speaker 3: And that's the real question we were going to ask.
Speaker 3: We also just like to check in with, well, what
Speaker 3: the lobbyists are up to. Sometimes you can just hear
Speaker 3: them writing for politicians, like hear the writing just come
Speaker 3: forth transparently, like it, where's the teleprompter?
Speaker 4: On?
Speaker 3: Yeah, and a lobbyist like handing them like a bunch
Speaker 3: of papers, like start with page one, go to the bookplates. Okay,
Speaker 3: so I support this bill because fossil fuels will heal
Speaker 3: the earth.
Speaker 1: Fuck this is bad copy, guys.
Speaker 3: So this thing has happened recently in the House because
Speaker 3: with all the real issues that are happening on planet
Speaker 3: Earth and even on our own country, they decided to
Speaker 3: go all in on an old michell O thing that
Speaker 3: she did to the dairy industry back in twenty twelve
Speaker 3: that the industry just cannot get over, and that was
Speaker 3: banning two percent in whole milk from school lunches over
Speaker 3: health concerns, and she was all like, let's try and
Speaker 3: get like healthier school lunches for the kids.
Speaker 1: How about that? And right now the USDA is considering
Speaker 1: even banning flavored.
Speaker 3: Milks because they're like, yeah, these are kind of like
Speaker 3: loaded with added sugars.
Speaker 1: That milk already is incredibly full of sugar. Is something
Speaker 1: I realized, like having kids, I'm like, wait, why the
Speaker 1: fuck is there like seventeen grams of sugar this glass
Speaker 1: of milk? What the fuck?
Speaker 3: Yeah, So what is an imperiled industry to do? Get
Speaker 3: your lobbyists to write really fucking bad talking points that
Speaker 3: will not resonate with a single rational human being, and
Speaker 3: you give that to one of your bot representatives in Congress.
Speaker 3: This week's lucky winner of read from the Lobbyist written
Speaker 3: teleprompter is Virginia Fox of North Carolina.
Speaker 1: She took the mic as a bill to bring back
Speaker 1: the milks was being debated and offered these honestly just bonafide,
Speaker 1: scientifically ironclad arguments why the mules need to change over
Speaker 1: bringing the milks back. And I will let her say
Speaker 1: it in the Lobbyist I'm sorry in her own words.
Speaker 9: The nutrients and whole milk, like protein, calcium and vitamin
Speaker 9: D provide the fuel Santa needs to travel the whole
Speaker 9: globe in one night. Whole milk is the unsung hero
Speaker 9: of his Christmas journey. Protein helps build and repairs Santa's muscles.
Speaker 9: Heavy sacks of gifts up and down the.
Speaker 1: Chimney is no, there's a young person behind her.
Speaker 9: That is calcium for strong bones. It is calcium that
Speaker 9: stands as strong and sturdy as he dashes from rooftop
Speaker 9: to rooftop. And vitamin D is a say to a
Speaker 9: strong immune system. Santa absolutely needs one as he braves
Speaker 9: the cold wintry night.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, wow, Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, you hear that, Obama. They're trying to
Speaker 1: be cute, but Sanda is a fucked if he doesn't
Speaker 1: get that whole milk. Yeah, this just feels like it's
Speaker 1: like a like rejected copy for the latest like got
Speaker 1: Milk campaign, right yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Also by that logic, it sounds like, honestly, if
Speaker 4: Santa needs this help, I gotta be like, okay, plain
Speaker 4: chicken breast brown rice.
Speaker 1: Yes right, right, doesn't mean fat.
Speaker 3: If if that doesn't convince a room full of very
Speaker 3: unseerious congress people, I don't know what will to be honest.
Speaker 1: But then pardon me. I was thinking, I'm like, it
Speaker 1: might be cruel to Virginia Fox or is she just
Speaker 1: doing like this old school teacher like logic.
Speaker 3: But she the shit she says like is always fucking stupid.
Speaker 3: So I'm like, no, this feels the way she was
Speaker 3: like like on par with yeah. Yeah, because other things
Speaker 3: like when she was like in like labor hearing, she's
Speaker 3: like the problem with Americans is they don't like to work. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they're lazy and I'm like, okay, that that feels like
Speaker 3: very conservative brain. But this I think it was just
Speaker 3: sort of like the labored reading from the paper that
Speaker 3: made it feel very like you got them with this shit.
Speaker 3: Because there's already a war on Christmas, so I don't
Speaker 3: have a war on Santa too.
Speaker 1: American labor needs to take a page from Santa's book
Speaker 1: and does it all himself. Yeah, exactly, pulls himself by
Speaker 1: his sack straps.
Speaker 4: Now, she's an old, older woman who is apparently an
Speaker 4: expert on Santa. Have we ever seen her and Missus
Speaker 4: Claus in the same room?
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh shit, actually that because it's gonna turn into
Speaker 1: a real Housewives probably exactly. Missus Klaus was like, oh
Speaker 1: so you brought your side piece through. Okay, okay, Virgina,
Speaker 1: you know so much about Santa? Okay, Oh you know
Speaker 1: about how how he likes to drink milk?
Speaker 3: Come okay, all right, okay, let me take my earrings
Speaker 3: off for a fucked up this leader Carolina real quick.
Speaker 4: Yeah ho ho hoes, I'm thinking about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's oh yeah, Santa. I think Santa's not out here.
Speaker 1: Yeah I was. Let me tell you, man, he wasn't
Speaker 1: delivering gifts to me, so you know he's just fucking.
Speaker 7: That's right.
Speaker 1: I have no evidence of him dropping gifts off. So
Speaker 1: missus Klaus, you need to be worried about where the
Speaker 1: fuck he's at on Christmas. That's true, a really good point.
Speaker 1: He's building up. Come to front of it one night
Speaker 1: a year to go have sex with Virginia Fox. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I been a good boy to take my sleep in
Speaker 1: North Carolina. That is a good boy.
Speaker 4: I'm jealous. This is a rich older man who loves
Speaker 4: giving gifts. This sounds perfect for me.
Speaker 1: Take me away in your sleep.
Speaker 4: Yeah, its real estate and a company.
Speaker 1: Come on, Yeah, he owns his own home.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, I'm writing a letter this year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you could probably wait him out. He might
Speaker 1: not be living that long anyway. You could do like
Speaker 1: an type thing, you know what I mean, somewhere the
Speaker 1: whole North Pole.
Speaker 4: Wait. I love the idea that he's been going for centuries,
Speaker 4: but like now it's like.
Speaker 1: On his way out because he hasn't met you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what it is. You will unlock the health the
Speaker 1: health problems that you and I'll do it again.
Speaker 4: And I've changed my name many times.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but just the dairy industry. So there there's a
Speaker 1: study that the only time that like heart disease has
Speaker 1: like significantly dropped in US history was when milk was
Speaker 1: rationed during World War during World War two, and then
Speaker 1: I think it started going down again, like once people
Speaker 1: have found out about skim milk and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: But for the most part, it's well that's bad for you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the milk fat is bad for you. But US dairy
Speaker 1: industry is incredibly powerful. It's like, yeah, the oil lobby, dude,
Speaker 1: they get the fucking government to buy their leftover cheese
Speaker 1: all the time. They're like, well, you got it. Someone's
Speaker 1: gotta buy this. They're like, fine, we'll put it in
Speaker 1: a fucking strategic reserve. They want skim milk. We gotta
Speaker 1: do something with this large Can you sell it to
Speaker 1: Domino's Pizza for five? From US Reagan.
Speaker 4: It makes you realize that everything's kind of a little
Speaker 4: bit fucked because they got us all. Were you guys
Speaker 4: milk drinkers growing up, My pa made every dinner I'd
Speaker 4: have a glass of milk. And then you learn that like, no,
Speaker 4: it's not good for you. You vegetables are good for you.
Speaker 4: Milk is bad for you. It's sugary, and and then
Speaker 4: you realize you look into why and you're like, oh,
Speaker 4: because of lobbying. And then that was kind of my
Speaker 4: way into being like, oh, everything is lobbying. I see.
Speaker 1: It is an easy way to get them to I
Speaker 1: have a five and seven year old, and it's hard
Speaker 1: to get kids to eat protein, and so milk is
Speaker 1: like the one way to do it. And it's because
Speaker 1: it's loaded with sugar and bad for them. Yeah, it's easy. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I also every once in a while I'll drink the
Speaker 4: glass of milk just to be like, you know, you
Speaker 4: want to do something fucked up today.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm feeling nasty because like our our whole milk
Speaker 1: right is like three and a half percent I think
Speaker 1: out here, and like I thought it was three or
Speaker 1: maybe three yeah yeah yeah, and then skim is two
Speaker 1: or whatever. The other one's two percent. But I was
Speaker 1: like in Japan, right, like, I'm about to go to Japan,
Speaker 1: and the milk in Japan is so like you can
Speaker 1: buy it like over four percent. Really, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's that's just like heavy whipping crep.
Speaker 9: I know.
Speaker 1: But guess what, I'm fucking sick. Jack I'll fucking pound
Speaker 1: that shit. I remember as a kid right going to Japan,
Speaker 1: like my grandmother would always buy like fatter, like fatterier
Speaker 1: milk because you know, I've just pound all the time.
Speaker 3: My mom was like and never when I came back
Speaker 3: to the US, I'm like, what the fuck the milk
Speaker 3: tastes like shit over here? My mom was like, yeah,
Speaker 3: because it's not fucking just piled up with all the
Speaker 3: fat and it like it is over there, like they
Speaker 3: don't have the government just cuts people off.
Speaker 1: At a certain point, I'm like, oh, that's that's horseshit.
Speaker 1: Eating a bowl of like sweetened cereal like honey nut
Speaker 1: cheerios or you know what, one of those classic staples
Speaker 1: of the cereal aisle with whole milk. I know some
Speaker 1: people it's not. It's not for some people, but for me,
Speaker 1: that is like a revelation of like, oh, this is
Speaker 1: what cereal is supposed to be. So fucking you want
Speaker 1: to you want to ascend a christ consciousness? Yeah? Half
Speaker 1: and half? Thank God, that's how you get to Christ's
Speaker 1: levels of consciousness. I will just say that. And maybe
Speaker 1: I was seeing Christ because I was having a mild
Speaker 1: cardiac event or something like that. But it is fucking crazy. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I did it when I ran out of milk and
Speaker 3: I had was creamer for coffee and I was like, well,
Speaker 3: I gotta eat this granola. And I was just like
Speaker 3: at the end, I was like, oh, this milk is
Speaker 3: fucking wild.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so good. It really feels like you're eating
Speaker 1: ice cream. I mean, yeah, well I eat it for
Speaker 1: just sert.
Speaker 4: I could never eat that at breakfast anymore. It's just sweet.
Speaker 4: But I will fully eat high midnight. I'll be like
Speaker 4: for loops, baby, let's yeah, some thick milk.
Speaker 1: I feel like we've not done. I feel like we've
Speaker 1: done what Virginia Fox wanted to do with this segment.
Speaker 1: We've been like, this is how it's done. Bitch.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you want to see something fucking wild. Have some
Speaker 3: half a half with your fucking honey nuts, honey nut cheerios.
Speaker 1: That's right, all right, let's take a quick break and
Speaker 1: we'll come back and keep talking about food that's terrible
Speaker 1: for you. And we're back back and we talked about
Speaker 1: how diet coke. I didn't realize this was like a TikTok,
Speaker 1: like so many TikTok trends. Are just like thing that
Speaker 1: I've been doing, or like that I've known that everybody's
Speaker 1: been doing for a long time. But so diet coke,
Speaker 1: like taking a little DC break is uh has gone
Speaker 1: viral on TikTok And there's one part of the trend
Speaker 1: where they're talking about marinating diet coke.
Speaker 3: Let me just yeah, let me let me play this
Speaker 3: clip for you where I was caught a little bit
Speaker 3: off guard by what I was hearing and and it
Speaker 3: turns out this is very normal.
Speaker 1: But here's a bit of tiktokery about diet coke.
Speaker 9: Now for the.
Speaker 1: Mixology, we are using all of the principles that I've
Speaker 1: used in past di cokebreak recipes to make the ultimate
Speaker 1: die coke right here. So we have a frozen glass,
Speaker 1: we have a super cool die cooke that's been marinating
Speaker 1: for days.
Speaker 4: We have our diet coke ice pop.
Speaker 1: Okay, that was the part I said, what the marinating
Speaker 1: marinating for days? I said, the fuck is a diet
Speaker 1: coke marinating?
Speaker 4: What does that mean?
Speaker 3: I'll just I will let them speak in their own
Speaker 3: words as to the science behind a marinated diet coke.
Speaker 1: On the trip that was over a week long, I
Speaker 1: don't think you guys understand what this means for me.
Speaker 4: I've had a diet coke marinating in the fridge for.
Speaker 3: Ten days, ten days, and she's about to make like
Speaker 3: limes and diet coke and pebble ice.
Speaker 1: If you haven't seen a House Christ Di Coke break
Speaker 1: video before.
Speaker 4: I center myself on the values, principles and.
Speaker 1: Belief that the best die cokes are those that come
Speaker 1: in a can that have been marinating in the fridge
Speaker 1: for over at least three days. Three days is preferred,
Speaker 1: five days is really good.
Speaker 4: Over a week is phenomenal.
Speaker 1: In two weeks plus, we're talking a really crispy diet coke.
Speaker 1: I respect it. Ye oh yeah, every molecule is like
Speaker 1: getting a lot. I love these sort of like gen
Speaker 1: Z driven trends too, because it truly is like vibes
Speaker 1: over science, like where you're like, yeah, I'm pretty sure
Speaker 1: like once it like there is no real bona fide
Speaker 1: scientific research into that that would back up these claims,
Speaker 1: but it reminds you like when you start smoking weed
Speaker 1: and you just love it, So everything becomes about how
Speaker 1: to make the experience that much better, even if it
Speaker 1: has nothing to do with what's real or scientific, Like
Speaker 1: you're like, yo, dude, you got to cough out the
Speaker 1: hit and then if you cough harder, like you're gonna
Speaker 1: get even higher or is that not true? I always
Speaker 1: thought that was true.
Speaker 3: That's true from no, well, it's probably just because the
Speaker 3: lung expansion that occurred because of the smoke made you hot,
Speaker 3: cough and you got higher. I mean, there's no there's
Speaker 3: nothing to see, just like that's gonna affect how much
Speaker 3: THC is entering your system.
Speaker 1: But anyway, but it is.
Speaker 3: It does follow that thing where you're like, bro, I
Speaker 3: will fucking take anything to get this shit to the
Speaker 3: next level. And that's what I definitely see here. And
Speaker 3: then when I asked around, I was like, okay, I
Speaker 3: superroduced re Becca. She's like broll dc EC culture is huge,
Speaker 3: especially like in the South, like she's like in Texas,
Speaker 3: it's fucking it's diet coke everywhere, all things diet cokes.
Speaker 1: And I was like, damn. So I looked at some
Speaker 1: of the other trends are like other videos like around
Speaker 1: this hashtag there are like it's full on and they're
Speaker 1: like now people are debating if diet PEPSI actually gets
Speaker 1: crispier than diet coke. Oh no, and it does not.
Speaker 3: Well, you got a there's a whole fucking a whole
Speaker 3: brigade of people just came through and they're like, ahaa, no,
Speaker 3: it's actually diet pepsi that is the crispiest if you
Speaker 3: marinate for at least four days.
Speaker 1: First of all, I can't be I don't know science
Speaker 1: zeit gang. I'm curious, is there any possibility that the
Speaker 1: DC or DP are getting crispier between day three and
Speaker 1: day four? That feels that specifically impossible to me, But
Speaker 1: maybe not. Maybe there's like an inner lining that is
Speaker 1: like slowly cooling, like an inner lining of the diet coke,
Speaker 1: right man, right, But I definitely had the experience of
Speaker 1: a diet coke that seems like it's gonna be perfectly crispy,
Speaker 1: but it hasn't been in long enough, and it's just like, oh,
Speaker 1: there's a little like warm core. Yeah, yeah, you.
Speaker 3: Gotta have that refrigerator around like thirty six degrees. Oh
Speaker 3: you know what I mean for that crispy shit. But
Speaker 3: like I've never you know, like I've had I've discovered
Speaker 3: like kans of soda that I've like we're in the
Speaker 3: back of my fridge for weeks, you know, and I
Speaker 3: was like.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, that's right, a stuff. One more from that,
Speaker 1: like twelve pack, and then I drink it and I'm
Speaker 1: not like fucking blowing, like my fucking eyes are opening,
Speaker 1: and I'm saying, like the source code because I'm like,
Speaker 1: this shit was so crispy fan You're breathing out like
Speaker 1: an icy mist, Like yeah, like an ice commercials. Yeah,
Speaker 1: nothing's cooler that nice.
Speaker 4: I love a die Coke. I'm a die coke girl.
Speaker 4: I respect this girl, But I gotta say this is
Speaker 4: what makes me sad about gen Z being trapped inside
Speaker 4: during the pandemic, because this is what they got into.
Speaker 4: But this girl would have been so big into like psychedelics.
Speaker 4: She would have been like, this is the way you
Speaker 4: take a trip, man. She would have been bringing her
Speaker 4: friends out. She would have been like, we're all gonna
Speaker 4: do it a half an ounce of mushrooms and I'm
Speaker 4: going to be your trip guide. But instead she's focusing
Speaker 4: that energy on diet coke, which is fine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like it's got to be a frozen The
Speaker 1: other thing is frozen glass, which just man is a
Speaker 1: very a chilled glass. I get that. That's this like
Speaker 1: same principles with beer, like and I get it.
Speaker 9: Uh.
Speaker 1: And also a glass straw is another thing. Everyone swears
Speaker 1: glass straw.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I heard of metal st that's probably because they
Speaker 3: I don't know, maybe they're smoking tweak with or something.
Speaker 1: After it works out chasing, this woman discovers drugs, the
Speaker 1: the Yeah, I don't know. I'm very picky about my
Speaker 1: diet cokes. I love a crispy diet coke there. You know,
Speaker 1: when you get the right mix of ice, coldness of
Speaker 1: the diet coke pre ice and coldness of the glass, like,
Speaker 1: it's really an unparalleled experience. The fact that she's gone
Speaker 1: with pebbled ice is interesting to me because that's just
Speaker 1: more service than I typically want. But I guess if
Speaker 1: diet coke crispy enough, then maybe the pebbleed dice doesn't
Speaker 1: melt so quickly.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Then, well, the other thing in that one video
Speaker 3: I showed you where she's like, I'm sticking to my principles.
Speaker 3: What she did was she made pebble ice with diet coke, right,
Speaker 3: But then you're just having flat diet coke melt into
Speaker 3: your they're not understanding where the crispy comes from. And
Speaker 3: that's why again I'm like, this might be the white
Speaker 3: girl version of standing like McDonald's sprite. Yeah, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean, it's like, oh, the ship, the way
Speaker 3: it come out, like I'll fuck it and stuff like that.
Speaker 3: Then because I'm you know, I'm definitely McDonald's sprite gang
Speaker 3: in that sense because I think it tastes better or whatever.
Speaker 3: I'm completely fucked up in that sense. So I get
Speaker 3: where you're going with the diet coke thing, but I
Speaker 3: think if you're really trying to like push the envelope,
Speaker 3: what you need to do is invest in some kind
Speaker 3: of like cryo tap system or you can ensure that
Speaker 3: you when you pull the tap, you have diet coke
Speaker 3: coming out of like a half degree above like freezing,
Speaker 3: so it can still maintain its liquid state.
Speaker 1: I feel like, look like, let's fucking talk about science.
Speaker 3: Like I feel like it feels like flat earther type
Speaker 3: shit too, where it's like, well, hey, they're interested in science.
Speaker 3: You know, even though you can't marinate a fucking can
Speaker 3: of fucking soda, I don't know a process that is,
Speaker 3: but we can talk about what maybe the optimal temperature
Speaker 3: is and how to get that to come out of
Speaker 3: a surf like a surfing thing like a tap or something.
Speaker 1: But hey, you know we're on our journeys.
Speaker 4: Yeah wait, I just got I'm sorry, I just got
Speaker 4: so nervous for this girl because I just know she's
Speaker 4: gonna try to put diet coke through a soda stream
Speaker 4: and blow her house up.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I just know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if she's listening, don't do that.
Speaker 1: Dozens of people die that way every year. Yeah, be
Speaker 1: careful in search of marinate. It's spread marinated dit coke
Speaker 1: like marinate.
Speaker 3: It's like, do you all even understand what marinate even
Speaker 3: means for fucking cooking?
Speaker 1: Like, I'm not even cooking. I love that, man, Well.
Speaker 3: Setting it up just because I set I've been setting
Speaker 3: up this diet coke aging, fridge aging.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's crisping it, let's call it that.
Speaker 4: I don't think the diet coke girls are the girls
Speaker 4: who are cooking a lot, and I respect that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, sure, what did she pull out? She was like,
Speaker 1: and I like some lime with it, But then she
Speaker 1: like pulled out what looked like a green tea packet
Speaker 1: or something. Yeah, what she was here. I'll show you.
Speaker 1: It was like she's doing lime flavoring with lime lime flip.
Speaker 1: Well she has that pour is violent. Yeah, the violence,
Speaker 1: the violence of the poor. I feel like she doesn't
Speaker 1: like the crispiness as much.
Speaker 4: Oh it's that weird crystal up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like water TikTok. It's water talk too.
Speaker 4: Second measure.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Wait, she just poured a.
Speaker 1: Packet of like lime crystal light.
Speaker 4: Yeah no, I've seen these. It's like it's like lime
Speaker 4: juice crystallized. But wait, no, I've just I had so
Speaker 4: much respect for I just completely turned on her. She
Speaker 4: doesn't like diet coke. She likes to die coke with
Speaker 4: a huge amount of lime juice.
Speaker 1: She likes. She likes. Yeah, she likes a cocktail that's
Speaker 1: on like almost like a Jack and coke at a bar.
Speaker 1: Without that, without the way, she's getting like smacked in
Speaker 1: her taste buds. Huh, hey jack. They're interested in science though,
Speaker 1: yeah you know, And hey, do you know where the
Speaker 1: concept of vibrational frequency even comes from? Oh? No, science,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Welcome, come on in, Come
Speaker 1: on in, Come on in, die coke TikTok, come on,
Speaker 1: water talk let's talk. Let's talk about science. Well, Ian Lockwood,
Speaker 1: such a pleasure having you on the daily Zeitgeist. Where
Speaker 1: can people find you? Follow you all that good stuff.
Speaker 4: You can find me online on all the platforms at
Speaker 4: mister Ian Lockwood. You can watch that new video for
Speaker 4: Orbo that I put out that I'm so happy about,
Speaker 4: and you can see me all over Brooklyn and sometimes
Speaker 4: all over the States. Just look me up there it is.
Speaker 1: And is there a work of media that you've been enjoying?
Speaker 4: Actually, yes, so I think I'm a musical comedian and
Speaker 4: I think we're kind of entering a golden age with
Speaker 4: musical comedy. So there have been two things that The
Speaker 4: first thing I've been listening to my good friend Kyle
Speaker 4: Gordon's a couple of tracks. He's putting out an album
Speaker 4: in March, but he was the guy who did Planet
Speaker 4: of the Bass and I cannot stop listening to that
Speaker 4: if you just know what that is. And the other thing,
Speaker 4: more seasonally is Matt Rogers. Have you heard of Christmas?
Speaker 4: It's a Christmas album. It's comedy music. It's so so funny.
Speaker 4: There are tracks like the Hottest Female up in Whoville?
Speaker 4: Have you heard of Christmas. The title track Rockafella Senna,
Speaker 4: which is my favorite. It's one where they just sort
Speaker 4: of talk about tourists who visit Rockefeller Center and then
Speaker 4: they the whole song is just them listing people who
Speaker 4: work in the building. It's a really good album. Definitely
Speaker 4: recommend you check it out.
Speaker 1: That's so funny. Have you have they even heard, Like
Speaker 1: I'm not asking, do they know it's Christmas? Have they
Speaker 1: even heard of Christmas?
Speaker 4: That is exactly the bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really fucking great. Miles working People. Find you.
Speaker 1: Is there a working media you've been enjoyed?
Speaker 3: Yeah, find me at Miles of Gray wherever they have
Speaker 3: at Symbols. Obviously we have the basketball podcast, Myles and
Speaker 3: Jack got mad Boosti's and if you like ninety day Fiance,
Speaker 3: catch me on four to twenty Day Fiance with Sophia Alexandra.
Speaker 3: I don't have a piece of media, but I just did.
Speaker 3: I didn't want to share something. You know, we were
Speaker 3: talking about Kenny de Forrest. He was in an accident
Speaker 3: last week and we had sent people the information to
Speaker 3: give to his GoFundMe, and tragically we found out that
Speaker 3: on Wednesday he passed away, and I just he was
Speaker 3: such a beloved guest and such a good guy, and
Speaker 3: we were just like, just so just so devastated, honestly
Speaker 3: to hear about his passing. So, I know, I don't
Speaker 3: I don't know how many people may have heard about
Speaker 3: what had happened, but I just did want to bring
Speaker 3: that up in case you had heard about, you know,
Speaker 3: what he'd been going through, because it's definitely something that's
Speaker 3: affecting this show.
Speaker 1: And many other people in the comedy world. I'm sure
Speaker 1: you've seen people, many people post when eulogize him, because
Speaker 1: he was really a fantastic person and it's just a
Speaker 1: fair guy and so funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah, So I
Speaker 1: just you know, I just want to have people keep
Speaker 1: his family and him in your prayers or your thoughts
Speaker 1: or whatever spiritual practice you have, because we lost a
Speaker 1: really really great person and and and sadly a good
Speaker 1: friend of this show. So rest in peace to Kenny. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's that's that's my piece for the moment. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: just wanted to share that. Yeah, I've just been that
Speaker 1: my my work Maydia is just going through him, like
Speaker 1: all the pictures of him and you know, just short
Speaker 1: clips of him backstage or you know clips of a
Speaker 1: stand up. I've been really enjoying the Left Behind a
Speaker 1: lot of great work and was great. Well he was
Speaker 1: with us. So you can find me on Twitter at
Speaker 1: Jack Underscore. Well, Brian, you can find us on Twitter
Speaker 1: at daily Zekegeist. We're at d daily Zeikeist on Instagram.
Speaker 1: We have a Facebook vanpage and a website Daily zeikeist
Speaker 1: dot com where we post our episodes and our footnote
Speaker 1: where we link off to the information that we talked
Speaker 1: about in today's episode, as well as a song that
Speaker 1: we think you might enjoy. Whiles this is there a
Speaker 1: song that you think they might enjoy?
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is This is just a nice instrumental track
Speaker 3: by Abstract Orchestra. They like to take, you know, seminal
Speaker 3: pieces of hip hop instrumentalism and give them full band arrangements.
Speaker 3: This comes from the Mad Villain album obviously, that's a
Speaker 3: collaboration between m F Doom and mad Lib and this
Speaker 3: is their take on Accordion, which is a lot of
Speaker 3: people's favorite song from that album.
Speaker 1: So this is Abstract Orchestra with Accordion. All right, well,
Speaker 1: we will link off to that in the footnote. The
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