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Speaker 1: great move today. This is Michael Rappaport a k the

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Speaker 1: GM of rappaport S Delight a k A. The champion

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Speaker 1: of the regular season and the Howard Stern Emotional Friends

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Speaker 1: Fantasy Football League by a resounding five fucking games. Twenty

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Speaker 1: and five people, twenty and five. Okay. The reason why

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Speaker 1: I'm twenty and five in the scoring system in the

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Speaker 1: league is that because every week, if you win the game,

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Speaker 1: you get one point, and if you are the top

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Speaker 1: let's just simplify that. Okay, So I'm twenty and five,

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Speaker 1: all right, let that sink in. Don't tell me, let

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Speaker 1: anyone tell you that winning the regular season doesn't matters. Okay,

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Speaker 1: who wouldn't want a first round by? Huh? Everybody wants

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Speaker 1: a first round by. You know what I'm gonna be

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Speaker 1: doing this upcoming week. I'm gonna be in a Ruba somewhere. Okay.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna have my feet in a pool. Okay, That's

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Speaker 1: how I'm gonna be watching the games from a pool

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Speaker 1: in Uh. Maybe I'll be in Bermuda Okay, maybe I

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Speaker 1: Bermuda or fucking maybe I'll be in Mexico. I could

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Speaker 1: go wherever I want. You know why, because I have

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Speaker 1: a fantasy football by that means I'm not stressing. I'm

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Speaker 1: not worrying you like that anybody everybody would want to

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Speaker 1: buy in the first round of the playoffs. Okay, I'm

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Speaker 1: on the top of the world, staring down at the

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Speaker 1: standings are as follows. Rapp reports Delight a k A

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Speaker 1: that thing's big. First place, the second place elephants on

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Speaker 1: the funk knows, hosing himself off eating grass and hay

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Speaker 1: somewhere and an elephant farm. We got the first round byes.

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Speaker 1: Rounding out the deplorables is the team managed by j D.

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Speaker 1: Mama Monkey, my main man, Scott Salem, and my other

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Speaker 1: main man Will Murray. I called into the wrap up

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Speaker 1: show last Friday, and and then Gorilla okay, ba ba booe.

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Speaker 1: He cleaned not to care about beating me. Okay, he

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Speaker 1: claimed not to care about beating me. He said, oh well,

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Speaker 1: I don't here if I beat you, but if I

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Speaker 1: me the impression, okay that if I beat his ass,

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Speaker 1: which I did, which I will walk you through, beat

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Speaker 1: by beautiful beat right here on this episode of the

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Speaker 1: Iron Rapports stereo podcast Fantasy Football Follies. Unfortunately, this confused

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Speaker 1: Gorilla doesn't even know the rules and regulations and standings

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Speaker 1: of his own league. So although I beat his ass,

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Speaker 1: Sunday is where champions are made, and I wanted to

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Speaker 1: my victory. I knew it was coming, I knew I

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Speaker 1: Miles Davis and Jordan Winter, the producers extraordinaire, they will

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Speaker 1: tell you that I said the way I want to

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Speaker 1: fantasy football gods. They're shining on me right now. Knock

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Speaker 1: a little trip down to San Diego, Okay for this

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Speaker 1: week's matchup against Flunky, to watch two of my favorite

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Speaker 1: out and a sincere thank you to the Tampa Bay

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Speaker 1: I say, Mike, you're my guy in fantasy, you're my

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Speaker 1: So we went out onto the field. We stayed on

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Speaker 1: referees came up to me God as my witness. First

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Speaker 1: Brown's Ville, Brooklyn. Shout out to G Moody last name

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Speaker 1: you something, Connor, I'll buy you as much Sea Beast

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Speaker 1: nine point six to one thirty eight point six. Die monkey,

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Speaker 1: that'll get you benched, I'm gonna give you a little update.

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Speaker 1: In my other leagues. I'm in the Alison Chains Fantasy

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Speaker 1: I gotta buy in that league as well. Second place,

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Speaker 1: fucking Rich Eysen. Yeah. I'll be in a Ruba or

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Speaker 1: Rich Eysen, I'll take you down. Also, in my money league.

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Speaker 1: I'm looking around the bases all day long on you, Cec.

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Speaker 1: and fantasy football. Mr Sabathia World Series, uh ring. Have

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Speaker 1: let's get to it. The name of the segment is

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Speaker 1: that will get you benched. Eric Dickerson, we heard about

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Speaker 1: I don't know why. Stupidest beef in sports history all season?

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Speaker 1: I feel for you, Eric Dickinson, I like you. You

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Speaker 1: Come on, man, don't play yourself man, that'll get you benched.

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Speaker 1: How are you gonna have been Superman over not wearing

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Speaker 1: already over. Your fantasy quarterback is running for his life

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Speaker 1: got bigger fish to fry. Riverboat, Ron, you don't bench

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Speaker 1: the benching, okay, Ron Rivera, I do the fucking benching,

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Speaker 1: and that'll get your bench. The New York gents, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I like you, Fitzy. I met you, I was rooting

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Speaker 1: The coaching staff Woody Johnson and guessed Mike Pence to

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Speaker 1: and this is what you do. Two dumb funck kids

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Speaker 1: fuck This kid ran out there during the game. Security

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Speaker 1: That'll get the Jets bench. That'll get Monday night football bench.

421
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:56,600
Speaker 1: They shouldn't never even put the game on the air.

422
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Speaker 1: Up next two quarterbacks, Blake Bortled you fuck you. I'm

423
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,720
Speaker 1: gonna keep this short and sweet. Okay, you have more

424
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Speaker 1: career pick six than career wins. I'm gonna say that again.

425
00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:15,240
Speaker 1: You have more career pick sixes than you have career wins.

426
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Speaker 1: Blake Bortles, What the fuck are you doing that will

427
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Speaker 1: get you benched? Okay, maybe you never. I'm never taking

428
00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:29,639
Speaker 1: you as a quarterback undraftkings ever, ever, ever, ever. You

429
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:32,719
Speaker 1: make me nervous, man, I don't care that you get

430
00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:35,119
Speaker 1: doo doo points. Who knows when they're coming, Blake Borders.

431
00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:38,800
Speaker 1: Colin Kaepernick, Listen, I understand that it was snowing in Chicago.

432
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Speaker 1: You're from the West Coast, the forty Niners. Blah blah

433
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Speaker 1: blah blah blah. It's been a long, tumultuous season for

434
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Speaker 1: you and the Niners. Okay, I understand that you'd rather

435
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:53,320
Speaker 1: run the ball than throw a one yard completion for

436
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:56,880
Speaker 1: five yards, But that ship will get you benched. It's over.

437
00:26:57,720 --> 00:27:01,000
Speaker 1: You actually got actually benched during the game, and they

438
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:08,080
Speaker 1: replaced you with Blame the Stain Gabbard. Okay, you said

439
00:27:08,119 --> 00:27:11,480
Speaker 1: you were surprised at the benching for real. Now Chip

440
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:13,960
Speaker 1: Kelly is saying that you'll be starting this week against

441
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Speaker 1: the Jets with the two head coaches on the hottest

442
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:20,760
Speaker 1: of hot seats. Chip Kelly, that'll get your bench. Figure

443
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:24,040
Speaker 1: it out. You want to start, Kaepernick, after you just

444
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:26,200
Speaker 1: benched him. Nobody knows what the fund is going on,

445
00:27:26,359 --> 00:27:32,560
Speaker 1: Chip Kelly, Mattie Ice. Fucking Mattie Ice. You were up,

446
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:37,000
Speaker 1: You were up. Okay, you couldn't figure it out. Huh

447
00:27:38,119 --> 00:27:40,920
Speaker 1: you couldn't figure it out? MD. I like you, Maddie Ice.

448
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:44,719
Speaker 1: You were on your way to being a game up

449
00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:49,520
Speaker 1: in the NFC South with a resounding victory against the

450
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:53,359
Speaker 1: red hot Kansas City Chiefs, and you throw pick number two,

451
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:57,480
Speaker 1: not number one, pick number two to Eric Berry and

452
00:27:57,640 --> 00:28:00,920
Speaker 1: he returns it for a two point conversion. Mattie Ice,

453
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Speaker 1: you're having a great year. People were talking about you

454
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:09,080
Speaker 1: being an m VP candidate, but the knock has always

455
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:11,960
Speaker 1: been that you're not clutch. I like you, Maddie Ice.

456
00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:14,920
Speaker 1: You seem like a nice guy. But how can I

457
00:28:15,119 --> 00:28:17,800
Speaker 1: stand up and argue for you, Mattie Ice, when you're

458
00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:23,560
Speaker 1: throwing touchdowns into the other team's hands. Eric Berry ran

459
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:28,040
Speaker 1: that ship back like fucking Carl Lewis. Just throw it

460
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Speaker 1: to Julio, Okay, Julio, we'll catch it. He's a beast.

461
00:28:33,359 --> 00:28:36,800
Speaker 1: And you throw it into the stands. You were winning,

462
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:40,760
Speaker 1: You dumb fuck Mattie Ice. That'll get you bench and

463
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Speaker 1: possibly Ice out of the playoffs. Let's go bucks. Time

464
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:48,760
Speaker 1: to take a little look at the Heisman vote. Hey, guy,

465
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:52,600
Speaker 1: got got beef with the voters because unblockable defensive end

466
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Speaker 1: Jonathan Allen for undefeated Alabama and Donell Pumphrey. I like

467
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Speaker 1: that name. I'm free. I never even thought about that,

468
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:05,960
Speaker 1: Donnell Pumphrey, who is now the second old time leading

469
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Speaker 1: Russian college football history. Okay, it looks like my paperboy,

470
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:13,280
Speaker 1: they weren't nominated for the Heisman Trophy. Eight hundred and

471
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:17,400
Speaker 1: seventy voters from the media who voted. That'll get you benched. Okay,

472
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:19,720
Speaker 1: these guys are out there dominating. I'm not saying they

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Speaker 1: should win, Okay, but they shouldn't be considered. No, that'll

474
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Speaker 1: get you benched. Speaking of a college football Pete Carroll,

475
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Speaker 1: you may have your Seattle Seahawks scrimmage against the University

476
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:37,560
Speaker 1: of Washington to prepare them against Alabama. Let me tell

477
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Speaker 1: you something. The fact that I even have to bring

478
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Speaker 1: this up on my show, The Fantasy Football Follies, makes

479
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:47,800
Speaker 1: me sick. Okay, you're fighting, Okay, you're fighting for a

480
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:51,880
Speaker 1: playoff spot, Pete Carroll. Not everybody's hopped up on on

481
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Speaker 1: h h Okay, you're on something. You're seventy nine years old.

482
00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:59,920
Speaker 1: You're hopping around the whole game. You look fantastic. You're

483
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:03,480
Speaker 1: on something, some growth hormones, some male hormones or something.

484
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:07,360
Speaker 1: Don't do that. Your team is suffering from bad injuries.

485
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:09,800
Speaker 1: That'll get your bench. Finally, Tom Brady, not many people

486
00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:15,640
Speaker 1: know this, okay, but you call in every halftime during

487
00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:20,120
Speaker 1: Monday Night football to talk to boring Jim Gray. Okay,

488
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:22,600
Speaker 1: I don't like him. He's the one who was there

489
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:26,760
Speaker 1: doing the uh the decision with Lebron. This time, Jim

490
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Speaker 1: Gray asked you if you think my main man, fifty

491
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Speaker 1: grand Derek Carr should win m v P, and you

492
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:36,560
Speaker 1: turned ice cold. That's that's what I expect from you.

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Speaker 1: Tommy b. You're not a nice guy. I respect it though.

494
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:43,800
Speaker 1: You're a killer, A cold blooded, fucking killer. I don't

495
00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:46,200
Speaker 1: mean it literally, but on the field you're a competitor.

496
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Speaker 1: I respect it doesn't mean I have to like it. Okay,

497
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Speaker 1: you took a page out of your coaches book and

498
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:55,479
Speaker 1: you didn't answer the question directly. You fuck you? You did?

499
00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:58,280
Speaker 1: You said you know I don't like the hypothetical. Jim

500
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Speaker 1: My Man, what is you talking about. Okay, that's well,

501
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:05,959
Speaker 1: that's what talking on the radio is all about. Okay,

502
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:08,800
Speaker 1: you're just mad because the Raiders have the same record

503
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:11,840
Speaker 1: as you and are currently ahead of you via the tiebreaker.

504
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:14,800
Speaker 1: You're just mad that Derek Carr is on the rise

505
00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:18,080
Speaker 1: and you're on the wrong side of the two first victory.

506
00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:21,480
Speaker 1: You fuck you. I know you got two one victories, Okay,

507
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:24,680
Speaker 1: but Derek Carr is creeping down the backstreet on the

508
00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:29,480
Speaker 1: like Snoop Dogg and Dr Dre getting snippy with Jim Gray,

509
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:34,960
Speaker 1: who shot back ten for two. Oakland isn't hypothetical, Tommy B.

510
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:37,720
Speaker 1: Tommy B. Don't hate the player, hate the game that

511
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:41,960
Speaker 1: we'll get you benched. You fuck you. Welcome to play,

512
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Speaker 1: a new podcast network featuring radio and TV personalities talking business, sports, tech, entertainment,

513
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Speaker 1: and more. Play it at play dot in. I can't

514
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Speaker 1: now wait for this Thursday, Bizarro Jack del Rio take

515
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Speaker 1: his team into the barbecue pit in Kansas City for

516
00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:08,360
Speaker 1: a game that should have every single bit of everything.

517
00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:12,600
Speaker 1: The Raiders are undefeated on the road. They have that

518
00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:16,640
Speaker 1: clutch gene big time on Thursday night, I'll take the Raiders.

519
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:20,280
Speaker 1: I'm riding with Oakland. They're about about it. I'd love

520
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:21,480
Speaker 1: to see them make it all the way to the

521
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Speaker 1: Super Bowl redemption over the fucking Patriots in the a

522
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Speaker 1: f C Championship. Tuck rule, my ass, I'd love to

523
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Speaker 1: see it. Let's go black Hole, no Bruno. This week

524
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:38,240
Speaker 1: is gonna be filled with smash mouth fantasy football and

525
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:42,360
Speaker 1: smash mouth real football. All right, A lot of division

526
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:46,480
Speaker 1: and conference games with playoff implications are going down this week.

527
00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:50,520
Speaker 1: As I told you, the Chiefs first, the Raiders Pittsburgh

528
00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:55,560
Speaker 1: at Buffalo, Chicago at Detroit, Denver at Tennessee, Houston at Indianapolis,

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Speaker 1: Seattle of Green Bay, Atlanta at Los Angeles, Tampa at

530
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Speaker 1: New Orleans, Dallas at New York. Beat these fucking guys, Giants.

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Speaker 1: Let's go Giants. Eli. I went out on a limb

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Speaker 1: okay on ESPN with the great Carrie Champion. I put

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Speaker 1: you on my old goon squad. Yes, I did say

534
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Speaker 1: you have the face of a lost child at Disneyland,

535
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:20,040
Speaker 1: but I also did say you have the heart of

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Speaker 1: a fucking lion. Let's go, Eli, They're coming to your

537
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:27,040
Speaker 1: home turf. Okay, we got Baltimore and New England. Watch

538
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:31,120
Speaker 1: out for Baltimore. I'm so happy. I'm so happy that

539
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:33,720
Speaker 1: I get to watch these games as a civilian with

540
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Speaker 1: two of my three fantasy teams on by. It's gonna

541
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:41,800
Speaker 1: be beautiful for all of you that missed the playoffs

542
00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:45,400
Speaker 1: and your respective leagues. Listen, I need to bring you

543
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:48,160
Speaker 1: in a little huddle here. Okay, don't give up on

544
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:53,280
Speaker 1: watching the games. Do not stop talking shit. Start scouting now,

545
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:58,800
Speaker 1: start mock drafting now, you loser, you okay, don't blame

546
00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:02,960
Speaker 1: your team, don't play the real teams. Blame yourself, you

547
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:10,200
Speaker 1: fuck you, Okay, blame yourself. Don't hate the fantasy, hate yourself.

548
00:34:11,239 --> 00:34:14,520
Speaker 1: It's never too soon to start mock drafting. It's never

549
00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:18,200
Speaker 1: too soon to start the rest mock drafting. Okay. I'm

550
00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:20,839
Speaker 1: especially speaking to you in the Iron Rapper Pack League.

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00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:25,480
Speaker 1: I'm especially speaking to the people in the Iron Rappaport

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Speaker 1: Stereo Podcast League, the Rappa Pack League. I expect you

553
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Speaker 1: losers to set the tone for the rest of the world.

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Speaker 1: Wig Peace Dukes, your team was Trash Luther Vandros Soul

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Speaker 1: Trash Chicago Rapper Pack. Y'all you're my man, you know

556
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Speaker 1: you are. But it's over, Okay. Zebra head, these nuts

557
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:50,080
Speaker 1: and what that mouth do. Keep talking ship, keep setting

558
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Speaker 1: the trends, and start mock drafting. Now. I want to

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Speaker 1: give shout out to all the teams in the Iron

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Speaker 1: Rapports Stereo podcast Fantasy Football league that made the playoffs.

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Speaker 1: Rody Rappa, pack my Man, Mr Morris, Albino Rhino Jr.

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Speaker 1: No Bruno stick Man, and in first place, Anthony Hubert.

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Speaker 1: You guys keep the competitiveness going. We're giving away a

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Speaker 1: fantasy ring from Official Fantasy Rings dot Com. The ring

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Speaker 1: is going to be gorgeous. I like that, Hubert. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I got a present for you at the New York

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Speaker 1: City Live show this Saturday, okay, because winning does mean something.

568
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:33,120
Speaker 1: Winning the regular season does mean something. So Hubert, we

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Speaker 1: got a prize for you this Saturday, okay, at Irving

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Speaker 1: Plaza three pm for the live show. I'm doing the

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Speaker 1: plug seamlessly. That was so seamless. If you want tickets

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Speaker 1: to the show again, I am Rappaport toward dot com, Me,

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Speaker 1: the Green Old Man, Dango and g Moody. Last name

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Speaker 1: rhymes with duty Live Special guests looking forward to all

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Speaker 1: of the psychological warfare that goes down. I do accept

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Speaker 1: bribes just come shonner. Okay, I'm proud to say that

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Speaker 1: the Iron Reports Stereo podcast leagues is the most corrupt

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Speaker 1: league and fantasy football. While we're in New York December eleven,

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Speaker 1: the next day after the show, after we shut down

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Speaker 1: the show at Irving Plaza, I'm gonna be hosting the

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Speaker 1: Draft Kings Fantasy Football World Championship, which really just shows

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Speaker 1: you how far the juru has come. Okay, I cannot

583
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Speaker 1: wait to see someone when millions of dollars playing fantasy

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Speaker 1: football at the Draft Kings Fantasy Football World Championships. Can

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00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:37,360
Speaker 1: you fucking believe that ship? Somebody's gonna walk away? Like

586
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Speaker 1: if you, if you, if you, if you win a

587
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:42,160
Speaker 1: two million dollars playing fantasy football and you blew it,

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00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:44,000
Speaker 1: you should be able to sit you a lot. I'm

589
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:45,560
Speaker 1: not saying that's you know, you don't have to work

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00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:47,920
Speaker 1: anymore in your life, but you really don't need your

591
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,799
Speaker 1: your your little day job anymore. Two million dollars playing

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Speaker 1: fantasy football. That's good money. All right. It's gonna be

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Speaker 1: a great weekend in New York City. It's gonna be

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Speaker 1: a fantastic weekend in New York City, all right, listen.

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Speaker 1: Now it's time to help you break the bank this weekend.

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Speaker 1: Here's where I give you the tips. You could either

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00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:09,560
Speaker 1: listen to me, okay, or you could laugh at me.

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00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:13,319
Speaker 1: My suggestion is listen to me. Here's my Draft Kings

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Speaker 1: value picks for week twelve. Do with disinformation what you please.

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Speaker 1: But if you want to win, if you're about winning, okay,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna take some of this information and you're gonna

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00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:29,720
Speaker 1: take heed to it on DraftKings this week. And anybody

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Speaker 1: that wants to dance with the thing. Go you know

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Speaker 1: where to find me. People, I'm easy to find, go

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Speaker 1: to www dot DraftKings dot com, Forward Slash Iron, Rappaport.

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Speaker 1: They set us up with our own league. I'm playing

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Speaker 1: hundreds of people week after week after week. They come

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Speaker 1: into the monkey cage one way, but they leave another way.

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Speaker 1: You want to win, take heed to what I'm about

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Speaker 1: to tell you. Alex Smith, Okay, fifty two hundred bucks

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00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:03,200
Speaker 1: at home against Oakland, Andy Dalton six hundred bucks against Cleveland.

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00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:06,279
Speaker 1: I don't need to say anything else about Cleveland. What

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Speaker 1: a fucking ship show, Kirk Cousins, do you like that? Wait?

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Speaker 1: Sixty three hundred bucks at Philadelphia. But I go Smith,

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Speaker 1: Dalton Cousins, Darren Small's running back forty four hundred bucks

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Speaker 1: at home against Washington. My memory, my man, Rashad Jennings,

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Speaker 1: you've turned it around. Forty bucks at home against Dallas.

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Speaker 1: Lottavius Murray fifty two hundred bucks at Kansas City. Those

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Speaker 1: are my running backs in that order. This is how

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Speaker 1: you break the bank. You want to win. Listen to

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Speaker 1: a winner, sprawls, Rashod Lottavius. Here's my wide receivers. Don

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Speaker 1: Charlie Mine hundred bucks at Carolina. Randall cop five geez

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Speaker 1: at home against Seattle. He's getting touches. Okay. It's a

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00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:56,920
Speaker 1: tough match up for a rod, it's a tough matchup

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00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,920
Speaker 1: for green Bay. But Randall cob is getting touches of

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Speaker 1: for five thousand bucks, that's a score. Taylor Gabrielle forty

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Speaker 1: Good luck in the playoffs. Guys that are on by

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