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Speaker 2: We want to send you off insta. We wanna welcome

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Speaker 1: Tell us all about it. We scared her? Was it fine? Malborn?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do your need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Ride you need.

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Speaker 2: With Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need ride?

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Speaker 2: This is Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 1: And this is Karen Kilgaraff.

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Speaker 2: Oh, it's so blistery, blistery cold.

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Speaker 3: Karen the weather Look, nobody wants to hear people in

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Speaker 3: southern California to talk about how hard it is to

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Speaker 3: live in fifty degree weather. We understand that and we know,

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Speaker 1: Still have to talk about it because it's so crazy.

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Speaker 3: Let's just give a quick weather update everybody, all your listeners,

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Speaker 3: first of all, thanks for listening. We appreciate it. Also,

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Speaker 3: Kathy mckibbon, if you're listening, I saw Rick. Thank you

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Speaker 3: for listening. My old neighbor Rick. You may have met

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Speaker 3: Crime and he goes, no, No, the other one where

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Speaker 3: so I was like, oh, that's first of all Kathy's og.

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Speaker 3: She's all about the straight up chat show.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we do just talk.

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Speaker 3: But I couldn't be more grateful to have had them

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Speaker 3: I had a contractor that lived next door, which is

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Speaker 3: so all of a sudden, every was like I my garage,

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Speaker 3: It's the kind of weather all across this town that

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Speaker 2: Right, that's we're not complaining about the I mean, and

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Speaker 2: in our defense, it was thirty nine the other night,

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Speaker 2: This city is not equipped for.

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Speaker 3: But last week the wind was so extreme my electricity

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, it's scary. People die from.

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Speaker 3: They die, and this tree just is leaning. The roots

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Speaker 2: I love that they're falling subtly and resting upon things

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Speaker 3: It was the funniest phone call because I don't know

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Speaker 3: And then when I didn't hear back, I was like, oh, no,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, another leisurely weekend tree.

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Speaker 3: We laughed and laughed, and then we were both very

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Speaker 2: Just get a guy. He's the contractor guy.

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Speaker 3: No, No, the contractor guy is from my old house, Rick,

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Speaker 3: But then Rick was like, you got to get that

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Speaker 3: So anyway, thank God, it's a positive ending to the story.

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Speaker 3: But it's like we're not just talking about like being

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Speaker 2: And it's cold in our houses. Our house, there's zero insulation.

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Speaker 2: If you look in my attic, it is just planks

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Speaker 3: I am raying you live in a culture that's prepared

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Speaker 3: Trembling, crying, crying, begging the Lord to help.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I get so religious, but I don't have to

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Speaker 2: I just I called a broker and eyes like, here's

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Speaker 2: peace of mind. That's right, And the guy was very helpful,

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Speaker 2: I wish I wish it was. Oh God, imagine, imagine

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Speaker 2: And sure enough, I got distracted by not I didn't

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Speaker 3: Just a double check that you weren't like sleep eating

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Speaker 3: It was a dirty town and it continues to be,

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Speaker 3: Her name is Alisa Lamb and it's horrible and sad.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she was the kind of person when you watch that,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, watch where you stay. Don't save money.

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Speaker 3: Oh well, it's bad timing. Is cold coffee part of

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Speaker 2: You got to create your own future. You have to

442
00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:15,439
Speaker 2: make it happen. That's what I'm doing. It starts with

443
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:19,760
Speaker 2: making enough coffee for a production shoot.

444
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:24,800
Speaker 3: You've got one of those big, like the kind of

445
00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:28,520
Speaker 3: coffee dispensers that's like at a wedding or whatever that

446
00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:30,560
Speaker 3: ye're like, you know, one hundred cups in it.

447
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:34,719
Speaker 2: A big steel rental yep, yeah, with a spigot on it.

448
00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:38,879
Speaker 3: Fun always the worst coffee, just the worst coffee that

449
00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:40,920
Speaker 3: they make in those but you have it with your

450
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:41,919
Speaker 3: pie and you'll love it.

451
00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:48,720
Speaker 2: Oh God, I've been buying entire pies too, and just

452
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:49,840
Speaker 2: eat one slice.

453
00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:52,920
Speaker 3: I love around the holidays when you get to eat

454
00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:55,600
Speaker 3: pie for breakfast and no one says a word about it.

455
00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:59,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a there's a lot I'm going to miss

456
00:22:59,359 --> 00:23:01,960
Speaker 2: with my new which I asked you about before we

457
00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:05,840
Speaker 2: start recording. But I'm doing the whole thirty and I

458
00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:08,600
Speaker 2: don't believe pie is on that diet.

459
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:09,479
Speaker 1: Probably not.

460
00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:14,240
Speaker 2: I don't think there's any It's nuts. I can have

461
00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:17,720
Speaker 2: nuts and dried fruits. Let's see if I recall this correctly.

462
00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:22,720
Speaker 2: I can have sardines because great. You know me, I'm

463
00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:26,360
Speaker 2: a salty old fisherman and I love cannon, my own

464
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:27,680
Speaker 2: tiny fish.

465
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,240
Speaker 1: You're a cat with a hat and a tie.

466
00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:33,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have an alley cat friend. I'll go out

467
00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:38,400
Speaker 2: and get some fishbones from him. And then I like, yeah,

468
00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:40,679
Speaker 2: I think you said I could have cauliflower brice. I

469
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:43,800
Speaker 2: don't know. I bet I start to feel great though physically,

470
00:23:44,119 --> 00:23:46,720
Speaker 2: I'm just not going to Flavor Country this month.

471
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:49,520
Speaker 3: But also you're one of those people that doesn't care

472
00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:51,480
Speaker 3: about sweet things? Am I right about that?

473
00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:55,879
Speaker 2: You know me? I have drinks a few nights a week.

474
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:59,119
Speaker 2: You know I'm not going to be drinking. So I

475
00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:02,080
Speaker 2: think that's where my sugar tooth and all the teeth,

476
00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:06,560
Speaker 2: all the sweet teeth are going to want some sweet

477
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:11,200
Speaker 2: tea and cake and everything because you know, alcohol won't

478
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:14,159
Speaker 2: be satisfied. Yeah. Yeah, turns to sugar in your body now.

479
00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:18,360
Speaker 2: I'm not even getting that accidental future sugar. That's right.

480
00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:20,800
Speaker 1: The sugar area of your system is going to be like,

481
00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:21,760
Speaker 1: what the hell's going on?

482
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:26,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, anytime I stop drinking it is, I'm just as

483
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:29,719
Speaker 2: I follow lessly if I'm counting snickers, ice cream bars,

484
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:30,879
Speaker 2: jumping over a fence.

485
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:34,679
Speaker 3: Oh so you don't, So that's good to hear that

486
00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:38,160
Speaker 3: you will you believe that basically the reason you don't

487
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:40,320
Speaker 3: have a sweet tooth is because you're satisfying it with

488
00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:42,520
Speaker 3: a little beersy beers here and there.

489
00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:46,360
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, or I'm afraid some of the clear liquors

490
00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:48,840
Speaker 2: you're vonn because I don't have a problem. I don't think.

491
00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:51,520
Speaker 2: Maybe a little bit, but that is one of the

492
00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:56,159
Speaker 2: main reasons I'm doing this diet. It resets your body,

493
00:24:56,160 --> 00:25:00,240
Speaker 2: according to the website, Sure, and uh makes it very

494
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:04,720
Speaker 2: difficult to make meals, which I'm looking forward to. But

495
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:09,160
Speaker 2: I also feel like I could use no alcohol for

496
00:25:09,359 --> 00:25:10,760
Speaker 2: a month or maybe more.

497
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:15,680
Speaker 3: It'll definitely be a nice system reset. I mean that's

498
00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:18,680
Speaker 3: always good to just you know, for three months or

499
00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:21,840
Speaker 3: however long you decide to do it. Yeah, you've doing it,

500
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:23,959
Speaker 3: clean it out. And I have to tell you, and

501
00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:27,320
Speaker 3: you were talking about this earlier, but I have quit

502
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:31,879
Speaker 3: sugar multiple times and the first two weeks are very difficult,

503
00:25:32,119 --> 00:25:34,680
Speaker 3: and it's just because we're we don't understand how much

504
00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:37,959
Speaker 3: sugar we are constantly taking in. But if you can

505
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,080
Speaker 3: make sure that you're still getting salt and you're still

506
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:44,320
Speaker 3: getting electrolytes and you're still getting certain things, that it'll

507
00:25:44,359 --> 00:25:48,080
Speaker 3: make those withdrawals less bad, because they're pretty bad.

508
00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:50,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, I bet I'm going to experience it just because

509
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:54,080
Speaker 2: of how much sugar is in whatever goddess dressing or

510
00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:56,480
Speaker 2: the things I eat all the time. And I don't realize,

511
00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:58,960
Speaker 2: you know how, I'm a bit of a gott it.

512
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:02,040
Speaker 2: It's got goddess are nothing for me. You can take

513
00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:04,760
Speaker 2: that olive oil and vinegar and get to toss it

514
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:06,760
Speaker 2: in the trash. I'm a goddess boy.

515
00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:08,720
Speaker 1: But I love those herbs.

516
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:12,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love herbs. I love it. But I'm yeah,

517
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:15,040
Speaker 2: I'm going to notice how much sugar I have been

518
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:17,920
Speaker 2: taking in. I don't know, this is a new thing.

519
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:20,480
Speaker 2: I got health insurance. I'm gonna do a diet thing,

520
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:21,760
Speaker 2: not going to drink.

521
00:26:22,359 --> 00:26:24,560
Speaker 3: The good part of it is once you get past

522
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:26,639
Speaker 3: those two weeks, and this was the thing that really

523
00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:30,119
Speaker 3: really blew my mind kind of every time. Once you

524
00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:32,800
Speaker 3: get past the two weeks and you just like you

525
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:36,840
Speaker 3: just gut it out, you feel unbelievably great.

526
00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:39,359
Speaker 1: It's not easy to get to that point.

527
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:41,720
Speaker 3: But then once you get to that point, that craving

528
00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:44,920
Speaker 3: thing gets turned off, right, so it's out of your system.

529
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:47,400
Speaker 3: And then if you can just keep on and then

530
00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:50,280
Speaker 3: that's the challenge is then you just keep on not

531
00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:52,800
Speaker 3: having those things. You don't put it back into the system.

532
00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:57,080
Speaker 3: You're fine, right, and you have tons of energy. You'll

533
00:26:57,119 --> 00:27:01,120
Speaker 3: notice like your attitude might have a like an upswing

534
00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:03,280
Speaker 3: or you're you know, if you have any kind of

535
00:27:03,359 --> 00:27:08,520
Speaker 3: like depressive tendencies. They're gone, Yeah, okay, I'm excited.

536
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:12,040
Speaker 2: That's why I'm doing this because I and you probably

537
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:14,840
Speaker 2: did this before too, when like ten years ago, it

538
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:18,199
Speaker 2: was like a cult. It's that master Cleanse thing that

539
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:21,720
Speaker 2: was there. Yeah, it was like syrup and cayenne pepper

540
00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:25,239
Speaker 2: and lemon water and I was bringing a bag of

541
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:29,760
Speaker 2: lemons with me everywhere like a weird little farmer and

542
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:32,080
Speaker 2: making it but trying to do that. I was still

543
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:34,080
Speaker 2: doing shows and I was drinking. But I did that

544
00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:37,800
Speaker 2: for fifteen days, Like that was too long to do it.

545
00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:42,199
Speaker 2: I remember my arms got all tiny and I had energy,

546
00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:45,520
Speaker 2: but it was like manic. I felt like I was

547
00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:49,239
Speaker 2: kind of going crazy, and I don't I think this

548
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:51,199
Speaker 2: will be the good version of that, Like I'm not

549
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:55,000
Speaker 2: going to be drinking syrup and kind I can't believe

550
00:27:55,080 --> 00:27:56,680
Speaker 2: I even did that.

551
00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:58,840
Speaker 1: That thing too, that was big.

552
00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:01,719
Speaker 3: I remember I had a where people started doing that

553
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:03,560
Speaker 3: and then it was like, oh, you're not doing it.

554
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:06,280
Speaker 3: There was like a lot of pressure yeah, and kind

555
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:08,399
Speaker 3: of like you should do it, and why aren't you

556
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:11,040
Speaker 3: doing where It's just like sorry, I can't just drink

557
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:14,480
Speaker 3: that weird water all day long. Like that won't I

558
00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:20,080
Speaker 3: won't do well on just weird water, but it is fun.

559
00:28:20,119 --> 00:28:22,600
Speaker 3: Like I remember when I did. I think it was

560
00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:23,240
Speaker 3: The Zone.

561
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:25,840
Speaker 1: The first time we did the Zone.

562
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:28,840
Speaker 3: So I was just basically eating like steak and almonds

563
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:32,440
Speaker 3: or like steak and broccoli or whatever, like just real basic.

564
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:37,040
Speaker 3: And after about a week, I remember Nate Larson, who

565
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:39,040
Speaker 3: I worked with at the time. We were both in

566
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:41,120
Speaker 3: the kitchen at work, and I was like, he was

567
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:43,040
Speaker 3: the writer's assistant and I was just like, hey, so

568
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:45,160
Speaker 3: we got to do it. And I was like kind

569
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:47,400
Speaker 3: of like just ticking off this list of stuff we

570
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:49,560
Speaker 3: had to take care of, and he goes, what's going on?

571
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:52,080
Speaker 1: And I go, oh, I'm on the Zone and he goes, oh,

572
00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:53,120
Speaker 1: that's why you're in go mode.

573
00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:54,400
Speaker 2: Oh wow.

574
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:57,880
Speaker 3: The phrase always stuck in my head because I was like, yeah,

575
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:01,280
Speaker 3: I'm not like dragging my ass trying to like chug

576
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:04,160
Speaker 3: coffee so that I have energy and like clarity. All

577
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:06,440
Speaker 3: of a sudden, it's like it's there, and I'm like

578
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:09,800
Speaker 3: being kidnapped by my own energy. Like the energy is

579
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:12,400
Speaker 3: just going and I'm just kind of like, here we go.

580
00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:14,840
Speaker 3: Here's what it be like if I had energy all

581
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:16,520
Speaker 3: the time. Yeah, nightmare.

582
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:21,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, because it's not like positive energy. It is just manic.

583
00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:25,760
Speaker 2: What I remember just having, Yeah, talking mile a minute

584
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:28,560
Speaker 2: because I think that my brain was starving. If that's

585
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:29,600
Speaker 2: a thing you can do.

586
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:31,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, it absolutely is.

587
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:34,840
Speaker 3: That's the If we're going to talk about dieting this much,

588
00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:38,760
Speaker 3: we should absolutely be talking about the downside of dieting,

589
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:41,720
Speaker 3: which is A you are starving your brain, and your

590
00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:44,720
Speaker 3: brain does shrink when you diet, and when you restrict

591
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:48,920
Speaker 3: calories and food, and b you fuck up your metabolism.

592
00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:52,320
Speaker 3: And sometimes, like when I was doing that no sugarno

593
00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:54,680
Speaker 3: flower off and on all the time, Yeah, I fucked

594
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:58,040
Speaker 3: my metabolism up so that when you stop again, you

595
00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:01,240
Speaker 3: immediately gain weight and it bec comes way harder.

596
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:03,960
Speaker 2: To lose it. Yeah. I just know that this thing

597
00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:07,320
Speaker 2: that I'm doing seems very similar to the diet I

598
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:10,080
Speaker 2: went on. Went back when I had full body pain

599
00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:12,640
Speaker 2: and they just said, oh, you have arthritis and you'll

600
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:16,800
Speaker 2: have it forever. And then some friend of mine, their

601
00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:19,880
Speaker 2: wife was like a dietitian, and she said, oh, just

602
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:22,640
Speaker 2: do the no gluten, no dairy, no sugar thing, and

603
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:25,480
Speaker 2: all my pain went away. And that was just eating

604
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:30,040
Speaker 2: getting organic veggies and meats and making soups and not

605
00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:33,600
Speaker 2: having bread and sugar, and it turned my life around.

606
00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:36,560
Speaker 2: So I think I'm kind of treating it like it's

607
00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:37,800
Speaker 2: that I'm excited.

608
00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:38,840
Speaker 1: Actually you should.

609
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:42,760
Speaker 3: I think it's there's so many things these days that

610
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:47,360
Speaker 3: really do Like the second I stopped eating gluten, which

611
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:50,960
Speaker 3: was it's about a month ago, it's a total game changer.

612
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:53,960
Speaker 3: I could tell the difference, like within three days. It

613
00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:56,120
Speaker 3: was crazy how different I felt.

614
00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:57,200
Speaker 2: You're doing that now.

615
00:30:57,560 --> 00:31:00,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just because I got really sick one night,

616
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:03,160
Speaker 3: and that's I traced it back to like, oh, this

617
00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:05,720
Speaker 3: is because I ate too much like bready things.

618
00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:14,320
Speaker 2: Yeah I didn't. Yes, great writer, I uh yeah, I

619
00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:17,520
Speaker 2: feel like I didn't quite believe that's what was helping me.

620
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:21,000
Speaker 2: But sure enough, if you're in a situation where it's like, hey,

621
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:24,240
Speaker 2: we're ordering a pizza, and it was it's like, well,

622
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:27,040
Speaker 2: I'm not going to be a weirdo if that's what

623
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:30,120
Speaker 2: everyone's ordering. I'll have a slice of pizza. The next day.

624
00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:32,480
Speaker 2: My arms it hurt like it was I was on

625
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:37,280
Speaker 2: purpose troubleshooting with Slowly make because they told me like,

626
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:40,719
Speaker 2: don't all of a sudden start eating normal, because, like

627
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:44,640
Speaker 2: you said, you'll all of a sudden have inflammation and stuff.

628
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:46,840
Speaker 2: I could feel it happening. It took like a full

629
00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:50,400
Speaker 2: year before I became a sloppy little pig again.

630
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:55,480
Speaker 3: Well, but it's not like you're not a sloppy little pig.

631
00:31:55,880 --> 00:32:01,200
Speaker 3: This situation of our the state of our and world

632
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:06,360
Speaker 3: right now and the way we mainline bad news, like

633
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:09,000
Speaker 3: you have to cope in some way, so there's lots

634
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:12,240
Speaker 3: of different ways to do it. You're very good about exercising,

635
00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:15,600
Speaker 3: but you know, but you're actually sensitive. I think you're

636
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:18,520
Speaker 3: probably gluten sensitive, Like you might want to get tested

637
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:22,040
Speaker 3: for that. Yeah, you never have the grain part. It's

638
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:24,520
Speaker 3: an allergy, so you're just having an allergic reaction. And

639
00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:26,800
Speaker 3: the good news is you can so many places do,

640
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:30,680
Speaker 3: Like almost every pizza place now has gluten free pizza.

641
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:33,479
Speaker 2: Yeah. And when I did this diet that was not

642
00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:36,560
Speaker 2: you could maybe get gluten free bread, but it just

643
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:41,800
Speaker 2: fell apart like a dandelion when you like, they're way

644
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:43,880
Speaker 2: better at it now because this was like ten years

645
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:46,960
Speaker 2: ago when I had that full body oh yeah attack. Yeah.

646
00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:50,360
Speaker 3: No, there's a place in the valley and I actually

647
00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:53,800
Speaker 3: sent my niece who has Celiacs. I center the postcard

648
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:55,760
Speaker 3: when they sent it to me when it opened. It's

649
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:58,720
Speaker 3: called bread Block and it's a bakery where every single

650
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:01,760
Speaker 3: thing is gluten free and they make sandwiches and they

651
00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:04,800
Speaker 3: make desserts and they make just baguettes and all this stuff,

652
00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:06,480
Speaker 3: and all of it is safe.

653
00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:09,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, because what I am bad about is making my

654
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:12,040
Speaker 2: own food. But because I live alone, who makes a

655
00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:14,640
Speaker 2: whole meal? And then what am I in? The guy

656
00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:20,200
Speaker 2: from the Last of Us, you know, just making my

657
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:23,320
Speaker 2: own meal and listening to classical music. But I the.

658
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:24,640
Speaker 1: First eating out of a can.

659
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:25,400
Speaker 2: Yeah.

660
00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:29,160
Speaker 3: Oh you mean Nick Offerman's episode. Yeah, Nick making those

661
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:30,040
Speaker 3: beautiful meals?

662
00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:35,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I love that episode. Anyway, I yeah, I

663
00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:40,880
Speaker 2: immediately when I was researching this diet or just the

664
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:43,040
Speaker 2: other day. This is my first day doing it. I'm

665
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:46,280
Speaker 2: getting ahead of myself. But I looked up restaurants that

666
00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:51,200
Speaker 2: honor it, and fucking like cheesecake factories on there. But

667
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:54,960
Speaker 2: there's things you can order that are compliant with this thing.

668
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:58,160
Speaker 2: But it's so funny. It's like Olive Garden cheesecake factory

669
00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:00,560
Speaker 2: places that I because I know, oh, I'm going to

670
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:04,240
Speaker 2: break down and want to go have someone hand me food.

671
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:06,080
Speaker 2: I'm bad at Yes, food preparation.

672
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:08,279
Speaker 1: Yes, it's hard, I mean.

673
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:12,840
Speaker 3: And also like it's there's an emotional component to food,

674
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:16,880
Speaker 3: and you can't give up food like you give up alcohol.

675
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,640
Speaker 3: So there's lots of things attached to it. And like

676
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:22,160
Speaker 3: you and I have talked about, like having moms that

677
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:27,000
Speaker 3: are bad cooks make eating like this reward that or

678
00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:29,760
Speaker 3: like I get to have something, and it's like most

679
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:33,239
Speaker 3: people that don't have that relationship are just like, yeah,

680
00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:35,439
Speaker 3: it's lunch, it's not a big deal, and this isn't

681
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:37,200
Speaker 3: going to make your dreams come true. But that's not

682
00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:39,920
Speaker 3: how it is for me, because like I would just

683
00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:42,640
Speaker 3: be home alone after school being like, what can I

684
00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:46,080
Speaker 3: do to make you know, this school day go away?

685
00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:48,680
Speaker 3: What can I do to make Illigan's Island a little

686
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:49,680
Speaker 3: bit more delicious?

687
00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:52,839
Speaker 2: Yeah? And I open my fridge and it's just an

688
00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:57,400
Speaker 2: opened tub of tofu And I think that's when I'm like,

689
00:34:57,480 --> 00:35:00,439
Speaker 2: I think the answer is going to my friend who

690
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:02,960
Speaker 2: lives down the street, and the schwans man drops off

691
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:06,240
Speaker 2: frozen burritos at his house, isn't what Oh.

692
00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:08,000
Speaker 1: Yeah he had burrito delivery.

693
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:12,160
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, they just threw it in his chimney and.

694
00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:14,040
Speaker 1: Uh wait, what's a schwans Man.

695
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:18,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe that's a mid I almost said Montana is

696
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:21,799
Speaker 2: not in the Midwest, but it's up there and it's

697
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:24,239
Speaker 2: real close to it. But yeah, it's a truck with

698
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:27,560
Speaker 2: a giant swan on the side, a refrigerated truck, and

699
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:31,920
Speaker 2: they drop off food that children can prepare in the

700
00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:37,239
Speaker 2: last key situations microwavable. Yeah really yeah, yeah it was

701
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:39,720
Speaker 2: the swan. It was you know, ice cream and things

702
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:43,040
Speaker 2: that are that you put in a freezer. But my

703
00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:45,480
Speaker 2: buddy Andy had all that stuff and I didn't have

704
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:49,040
Speaker 2: that stuff at my house, so I would yeah, I'd

705
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:51,040
Speaker 2: just go to a friend's house and they'd have cereal

706
00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:55,360
Speaker 2: that why is there aluminum foil inside your cereal box?

707
00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:57,800
Speaker 2: And it's like, oh, you're about to have your mind blown.

708
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:01,000
Speaker 2: A guy that grew up on muse Lei and and

709
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:02,840
Speaker 2: you know fruit and fiber.

710
00:36:03,719 --> 00:36:06,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, all brand here, have your all brand.

711
00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:07,239
Speaker 2: No.

712
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:10,719
Speaker 3: I would like corn pops, which used to be called

713
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:14,120
Speaker 3: in the seventies sugar corn pops. They kicked that sugar

714
00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:17,280
Speaker 3: off there, but it's still it's still on the corn pops,

715
00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:18,960
Speaker 3: but it's just off the front of the box.

716
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:21,839
Speaker 2: Yeah. That The only reason I remember that is there

717
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:26,200
Speaker 2: was a commercial where the Pops Bear was skateboarding and

718
00:36:26,239 --> 00:36:28,480
Speaker 2: he was like in the forest and he did a

719
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:31,480
Speaker 2: three sixty flip and I'm like, okay, I bet our

720
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:35,920
Speaker 2: start eating that cereal apparently makes you figure out Trey Flips.

721
00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:37,719
Speaker 1: Was his name? Pops that bit?

722
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:41,239
Speaker 2: I think it was Pops. I don't even remember if

723
00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:43,799
Speaker 2: he's a bear. He could have been a toucan, but

724
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:45,440
Speaker 2: he's a great skateboarders.

725
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:46,480
Speaker 1: That's fruit lips.

726
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:48,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think he was.

727
00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:51,919
Speaker 1: I think he was a bear, yeah, because I think

728
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:53,160
Speaker 1: he was kind of a stoner.

729
00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:54,680
Speaker 2: Yeah.

730
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:55,879
Speaker 1: I think he of Yogi Bear?

731
00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:59,200
Speaker 2: Am I just like I think you're thinking of smoking

732
00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:04,200
Speaker 2: weed out of a high honey Bear. You're thinking of

733
00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:08,279
Speaker 2: Brad Pitt's best character work, Honeybear stoner guy.

734
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:12,160
Speaker 1: Wait, I'm going to look it up, Sugar Pops Bear.

735
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:14,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, we have to, and if you put in skateboarding,

736
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:18,160
Speaker 2: you will find that I am not telling tails out

737
00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:19,680
Speaker 2: of school Sugar.

738
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:23,760
Speaker 3: Oh, that's sugar smacks Bear. Wait, we might be thinking

739
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:26,480
Speaker 3: of is it thinking of this guy?

740
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:29,600
Speaker 2: Max is a frog? I think wait, yeah, he's always

741
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:30,960
Speaker 2: smacking his frog lips.

742
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:31,760
Speaker 1: What cereal?

743
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:36,960
Speaker 3: Did Sugar Bear represent? Posts, Sugar Post, Super Sugar Crisp. Oh,

744
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:39,240
Speaker 3: that was the the wheat puffs.

745
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:42,280
Speaker 1: Oh I didn't. I didn't like that cereal.

746
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:44,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know that it was ever made it

747
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:47,240
Speaker 2: into my house. That's you know, I'm not talking total

748
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:52,360
Speaker 2: sugar snack about my mom, because yes, she was not

749
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:56,960
Speaker 2: a passionate food preparer. But that's because unlike any other

750
00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:02,440
Speaker 2: moms on my block, she was like a vegetarian, pieda person.

751
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:05,600
Speaker 2: And imagine how hard that is in small town Montana,

752
00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:09,800
Speaker 2: there's like one grocery store that has carib chips or whatever.

753
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:14,439
Speaker 2: I understand why there wasn't like, hey, let me whip

754
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:16,640
Speaker 2: up a meal for my kids.

755
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:18,919
Speaker 1: It was hard enough, not a lot of options. Did

756
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:21,799
Speaker 1: you have to eat like a lot of egg plant? Yes,

757
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:24,200
Speaker 1: stuff like that? Ugh nightmare?

758
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:29,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, and man as it's slimy, all that stuff, eggplant, tofu,

759
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:34,319
Speaker 2: all that stuff that is a slippery, wet sponge. You

760
00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:36,799
Speaker 2: got to really know what you're doing. I didn't have

761
00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:41,160
Speaker 2: good tofu till the other week. Someone at stage I

762
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:44,640
Speaker 2: blew my mind. I'm like, I am craving after these

763
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:48,200
Speaker 2: pieces of tofu. I don't they like they had, they

764
00:38:48,239 --> 00:38:50,840
Speaker 2: had varied texture in the middle. It was like firm.

765
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,520
Speaker 2: I don't know what they did. I was like bothering

766
00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:56,040
Speaker 2: the staff, what do you do with this tofu? They're like,

767
00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:57,719
Speaker 2: what are you talking about? I don't know.

768
00:38:57,960 --> 00:38:59,920
Speaker 1: I mean, it's not none of your business.

769
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:02,040
Speaker 2: And I buy it in bowl. I'd like a bucket

770
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:04,799
Speaker 2: of tofu. And they just ended up pushing me out.

771
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:07,200
Speaker 2: You don't even need to pay. Please leave.

772
00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:09,840
Speaker 1: Wait, that's a vegetarian restaurant near you.

773
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:12,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, stage just like a vegan place, and it's the

774
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:15,920
Speaker 2: good kind of tofu, not the fucking you know. For

775
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:18,520
Speaker 2: a while they they were telling us it's bad because

776
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:22,359
Speaker 2: of certain GMO. Soy, I don't know. I don't want

777
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:25,840
Speaker 2: to get into that snows festival. But this was like

778
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:29,080
Speaker 2: really good. It was just last week that I had

779
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:31,000
Speaker 2: my first good dose of.

780
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:35,080
Speaker 3: Tofu back in the day. It just makes sense that

781
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:37,880
Speaker 3: there was there weren't a lot of options, and the

782
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:41,040
Speaker 3: options that were there were not great. Like I'll never

783
00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:44,640
Speaker 3: forget getting taken to the movies by our family friend

784
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:47,040
Speaker 3: and they were hippies. They didn't have kids, so we

785
00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:49,759
Speaker 3: would like sometimes they'd hang out with us to be like, yep,

786
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:51,799
Speaker 3: that's right, we don't want kids. And we went to

787
00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:54,840
Speaker 3: the movies with them one time and I was like

788
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:58,200
Speaker 3: getting popcorn. Like we're going through the lobby and I'm like,

789
00:39:58,360 --> 00:40:01,600
Speaker 3: not stopping at the okay, And so we get inside

790
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:07,960
Speaker 3: and Ellen pulls out remember those sesame sticks that's real,

791
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:10,960
Speaker 3: of course, and that's what she hands me as this

792
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:12,719
Speaker 3: is my movie candy. And I was like, why not

793
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:15,640
Speaker 3: just slap me in the face. I don't want this,

794
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:19,080
Speaker 3: and no one wants it. They don't we children don't

795
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:23,000
Speaker 3: want these. We don't want carab No, this is for

796
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:26,160
Speaker 3: adults pretending don't make children do it.

797
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:26,840
Speaker 1: It's not fair.

798
00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:29,279
Speaker 2: I've eaten so many of those sweet I don't know

799
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:32,920
Speaker 2: what it honey and covered and sets me seeds. Yeah,

800
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:35,480
Speaker 2: it's like an accident that happened on a counter and

801
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:37,080
Speaker 2: someone accidentally put it in.

802
00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:40,640
Speaker 1: Their mouth and then said this will do this, will

803
00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:40,840
Speaker 1: do it.

804
00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:44,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, I had I ate a lot of those in

805
00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:48,759
Speaker 2: my house. Yeah. Man, yeah, upset, No, But now I'm

806
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:51,319
Speaker 2: thankful for it. I think it's really cool. And this

807
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:56,160
Speaker 2: was when Peta wasn't like, you know, kind of going

808
00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:58,200
Speaker 2: off the deep end. It seems a little this was

809
00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:00,319
Speaker 2: like it was cool that my mom, like we had

810
00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:03,480
Speaker 2: pictures of chickens. At one point, there was a I

811
00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:05,640
Speaker 2: have vague memories of this, but there was an actual

812
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:08,200
Speaker 2: turkey or rooster in my backyard. I think it was

813
00:41:08,239 --> 00:41:13,760
Speaker 2: like a fostering program there and there my mom put

814
00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:18,080
Speaker 2: you know, money from her paycheck towards protecting these animals.

815
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:20,560
Speaker 2: At the time, I wasn't even paying attention or I

816
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:22,239
Speaker 2: thought it was weird. But now it's one of the

817
00:41:22,239 --> 00:41:27,720
Speaker 2: coolest things that I remember doing that. It was, but anyway,

818
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:30,280
Speaker 2: I mean, the point is I was starving, man, Yeah,

819
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:30,799
Speaker 2: it was.

820
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:33,759
Speaker 3: It was one of the coolest things. A cooler thing

821
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:36,720
Speaker 3: would have been just a grilled cheese sandwich or something.

822
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:39,080
Speaker 1: You know, let's just let's get reasonable.

823
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:41,319
Speaker 2: I did. I do think we had cheese. It was

824
00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:44,000
Speaker 2: more of like a vegetarian thing. So I'd eat cheese

825
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:45,880
Speaker 2: and go out and try and say how to the turkey,

826
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:48,479
Speaker 2: and he'd attack me. I think that's why I'm okay

827
00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:51,240
Speaker 2: with eating turkeys. That turkey was so mean. He looked

828
00:41:51,239 --> 00:41:52,360
Speaker 2: like a big dinosaur.

829
00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:56,840
Speaker 3: They hate us.

830
00:41:56,880 --> 00:42:00,880
Speaker 2: I'm not saying diets should be a vendetta, but man,

831
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:03,640
Speaker 2: I've had enough Turkey's wrong me that I have a nice,

832
00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:06,840
Speaker 2: good Thanksgiving every year, and I'm sorry if you're out there.

833
00:42:07,239 --> 00:42:10,600
Speaker 3: You should not be eating Thanksgiving turkey laughing and saying

834
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:14,520
Speaker 3: this is what you deserve. But you're not wrong if

835
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:14,759
Speaker 3: you do.

836
00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:21,240
Speaker 2: That's yeah. But you know, I am confronted by eating

837
00:42:21,239 --> 00:42:24,800
Speaker 2: the pigs because they're sweet and you know, just fast

838
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:27,080
Speaker 2: George Clooney, Yeah, and they're smart.

839
00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:29,120
Speaker 1: They're smart as a seven year old child.

840
00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:32,239
Speaker 2: Well. Also, if you take a dead pig and throw

841
00:42:32,239 --> 00:42:35,000
Speaker 2: them in their little pig pen, they will eat they

842
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:36,520
Speaker 2: will become can't eat it.

843
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:40,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, because they know how good pigs are to eat.

844
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:44,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, just like a seven year old kid.

845
00:42:46,719 --> 00:42:49,759
Speaker 3: I just wish it's like at least your mom was like, oh,

846
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:52,400
Speaker 3: we're a vegetarian family, or I'm doing a specific thing,

847
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:55,120
Speaker 3: or I care about animals. My parents were doing a

848
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:59,560
Speaker 3: very kind of a lazy like, oh, this is what's

849
00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:02,160
Speaker 3: going on culturally here in the seventies, so we'll do

850
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:06,200
Speaker 3: a version of it, but not full so like we

851
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:08,520
Speaker 3: had the peanut butter that you'd to stir yourself with

852
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:10,680
Speaker 3: the oil, which is right, Adam, truly one of the

853
00:43:10,719 --> 00:43:14,400
Speaker 3: grossest things. Yes, just first of all, it's very difficult

854
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:17,160
Speaker 3: to stir, so you're like an eight year old trying

855
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:19,640
Speaker 3: to make a peanut butter sandwich after school. You would

856
00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:22,840
Speaker 3: get oil all over yourself and then once you ate it,

857
00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:25,440
Speaker 3: you were just like thanks for nothing, because it was

858
00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:26,840
Speaker 3: just like smashed up peanuts.

859
00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:28,880
Speaker 2: It was there was no and then your mom's like,

860
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:34,040
Speaker 2: who bent the butter knife? It was the thick peanut butter. Mother.

861
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:36,319
Speaker 1: You bought it, mother, not I.

862
00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:41,840
Speaker 3: Or we just would eat saltines and that to this day,

863
00:43:42,719 --> 00:43:46,680
Speaker 3: I know it's a psychological connection because when I feel

864
00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:49,480
Speaker 3: like especially stressed or don't know what to do, I

865
00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:53,319
Speaker 3: begin to crave saltines, Like there's nothing better than just

866
00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:56,080
Speaker 3: sitting down with a sleeve of saltines and eating a

867
00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:57,240
Speaker 3: shit ton of them.

868
00:43:57,480 --> 00:44:02,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I agree, And I've spent an entire winter

869
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:05,879
Speaker 2: where because the saltines were free in Bend, Oregon. When

870
00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:09,120
Speaker 2: I snowboarded every day at Mount Bachelor, they had saltines

871
00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:11,439
Speaker 2: that were like, well, we can get these away and

872
00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:15,680
Speaker 2: every day that's way for lunch, and they're at free condiments.

873
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:19,239
Speaker 2: I would have textured vegetable proteins something my mother sent

874
00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:21,680
Speaker 2: with me. It was a powder you add water and

875
00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:24,719
Speaker 2: form it into patties. I'd literally put those in my

876
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:28,480
Speaker 2: pocket and then go up to the ski area. This

877
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:31,759
Speaker 2: is so bad, and make little sandwiches with the saltines

878
00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:34,120
Speaker 2: and eat them right by the trash can. And that's

879
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:36,840
Speaker 2: all I needed. I would be up hiking and jumping

880
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:40,000
Speaker 2: and snowboarding all day. All I have, That's all I

881
00:44:40,040 --> 00:44:43,799
Speaker 2: had that whole winter is some TVP and some free

882
00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:45,600
Speaker 2: condiments and saltine sleeves.

883
00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:48,839
Speaker 3: Shit, I mean that TVP or whatever you're saying it

884
00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:51,919
Speaker 3: was TVP. It must have gotten a job done, though,

885
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:53,719
Speaker 3: because that fueled you.

886
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:56,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was up there all winter. I had By

887
00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:59,320
Speaker 2: the end, I had an empty bag. And I don't

888
00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:03,880
Speaker 2: think I ever complained about being hungry. I didn't have

889
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:05,160
Speaker 2: money to eat out.

890
00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:07,360
Speaker 3: But yeah, my mom used to tell me stories of

891
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:09,520
Speaker 3: when she was in nursing school and she had no money.

892
00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:13,719
Speaker 3: They used to go to diners and order a cup

893
00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:16,279
Speaker 3: of coffee and a bowl of hot water and then

894
00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:18,399
Speaker 3: put ketchup in the hot water and drink it like

895
00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:19,480
Speaker 3: a tomato soup.

896
00:45:19,680 --> 00:45:24,439
Speaker 2: Oh my god, we were so poor. Yes, I come

897
00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:27,680
Speaker 2: from very poor poor people, and this is going to

898
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:31,000
Speaker 2: gross you out, but I've already gone down this road.

899
00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:33,840
Speaker 2: In the apartment I lived in that winter, there was

900
00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:36,440
Speaker 2: a seven eleven around the corner, and I would go

901
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:40,359
Speaker 2: and want the employee there would take smoke breaks, and

902
00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:43,399
Speaker 2: then an employee would come in and so she'd put

903
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:47,879
Speaker 2: a misty slam in the astray and I'd go run

904
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:50,920
Speaker 2: and take it, run back to my apartment and smoke

905
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:55,600
Speaker 2: her half smoked cigarette. What a I mean? And then

906
00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:58,200
Speaker 2: you know, like I told you before, I'd go next

907
00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:02,400
Speaker 2: door and bran and or pierced my neighbor friends that

908
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:05,480
Speaker 2: were taking their cough medicine. I think I was like,

909
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:09,160
Speaker 2: I was a fringe of society type kid.

910
00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:14,120
Speaker 3: That's absolutely but shoplift. It sounds like you didn't shoplift.

911
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:16,520
Speaker 2: Oh, I've never I have never stolen anything. I stole

912
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:21,319
Speaker 2: one whistle that goes and my Dad's like, I didn't

913
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:23,080
Speaker 2: buy you that whistle, and we had to go back

914
00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:25,359
Speaker 2: to the store and I returned the whistle, at which

915
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:27,600
Speaker 2: point I got in trouble for scaling it.

916
00:46:28,120 --> 00:46:31,000
Speaker 3: I stole one time when I was little, I stole

917
00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:34,560
Speaker 3: a Jolly Rancher single. So I think at the time

918
00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:37,360
Speaker 3: they were three cents, no joke. Yeah, And I stole

919
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:40,319
Speaker 3: it because I was with I didn't have money on me,

920
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:41,920
Speaker 3: and we were with like we were staying at our

921
00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:44,239
Speaker 3: neighbors for the weekend, and I just couldn't. We had

922
00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:46,439
Speaker 3: to go get their mom something at our corner store,

923
00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:48,200
Speaker 3: and I was like, I can't come here and not have.

924
00:46:48,239 --> 00:46:50,000
Speaker 1: Candy, like it's what I get to have.

925
00:46:50,120 --> 00:46:51,000
Speaker 2: So I just took one.

926
00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:51,880
Speaker 1: And then I.

927
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:54,839
Speaker 3: Felt so guilty for like the full week that at

928
00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:56,680
Speaker 3: the end of the week I had to confess to

929
00:46:56,719 --> 00:46:58,239
Speaker 3: my mother and she's like, well, no, now we have

930
00:46:58,280 --> 00:46:59,920
Speaker 3: to go back and you have to tell Jimmy just

931
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:03,680
Speaker 3: that you stole something. And it was horrifying because we

932
00:47:03,719 --> 00:47:07,880
Speaker 3: would go to Ageism buy candy every goddamn day, and

933
00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:10,640
Speaker 3: so they were the nicest people that owned the store.

934
00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:13,359
Speaker 3: And then I'm like I walked in and I was

935
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:16,279
Speaker 3: six years old probably, and I walked in and then

936
00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:18,120
Speaker 3: kind of looked around and I just walked back out

937
00:47:18,120 --> 00:47:18,960
Speaker 3: and like, I can't do.

938
00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:19,960
Speaker 1: I can't do it.

939
00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:21,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't do it.

940
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:22,360
Speaker 1: I can't tell them.

941
00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:24,439
Speaker 3: But of course she'd already had the conversation with him,

942
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:26,759
Speaker 3: like they are they all knew that I did.

943
00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:30,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think my whistle return was a setup. Also,

944
00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:35,279
Speaker 2: they knew I was coming. But I've always thought if

945
00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:37,920
Speaker 2: you do take something like a whistle, you're gonna end

946
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:41,360
Speaker 2: up choking on it. My friends, Uh, that's true. The

947
00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:45,360
Speaker 2: skate shop. One day, my sweet friend Zach that started

948
00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:47,480
Speaker 2: the skate shop. I went with my friend and it

949
00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:50,600
Speaker 2: was a friend that I wasn't super close with, and

950
00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:52,560
Speaker 2: they it was open, they didn't lock it, and he

951
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:56,359
Speaker 2: grabbed a skateboard off the wall and I, you know,

952
00:47:56,560 --> 00:47:58,879
Speaker 2: it was like fifth sixth grade or something. I didn't

953
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:01,080
Speaker 2: want to say anything, and I just convinced him that

954
00:48:01,160 --> 00:48:03,160
Speaker 2: if he did skate that board, he was going to

955
00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:06,279
Speaker 2: break his ankle. It would come with it a darkness,

956
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:09,160
Speaker 2: and he wouldn't You're going to break your ankle if

957
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:11,040
Speaker 2: you skate that. And I said it enough that we

958
00:48:11,520 --> 00:48:14,840
Speaker 2: went back and he returned it and nothing else. He didn't. Yeah, yeah,

959
00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:17,400
Speaker 2: it's like sorry, I came in, I grabbed this, but

960
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:20,000
Speaker 2: here you go. And Zach didn't say anything, put it

961
00:48:20,080 --> 00:48:22,160
Speaker 2: back on the wall. That was a long time ago.

962
00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:24,480
Speaker 2: Any of my friends that heard that do not know

963
00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:25,680
Speaker 2: about that story.

964
00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:30,520
Speaker 3: That's also I like that you were morally centered, which

965
00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:33,239
Speaker 3: probably is was from your mom.

966
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:34,799
Speaker 2: Right yeah, it seems like my dad.

967
00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:36,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're well, yeah, of course your dad.

968
00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:41,120
Speaker 3: But but then also I think that idea is true.

969
00:48:41,239 --> 00:48:43,720
Speaker 3: I think I've told the story at least ten times

970
00:48:43,719 --> 00:48:47,520
Speaker 3: on this podcast. But my later in life stealing was

971
00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:50,239
Speaker 3: I got this job at a coffee shop in my

972
00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:52,839
Speaker 3: like I was nineteen. It was when i'd flunked out

973
00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:55,960
Speaker 3: of college. Everything was a little dark, and I'd convinced

974
00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:58,919
Speaker 3: myself like, oh, they barely pay me, you know, because

975
00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:01,279
Speaker 3: I think it was like for seventy five an hour

976
00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:04,000
Speaker 3: was the minimum wage or whatever, And so I took

977
00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:08,279
Speaker 3: a twenty dollars bill. If I ever closed, I would

978
00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:10,560
Speaker 3: take a twenty dollars bill and then I would buy

979
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:12,720
Speaker 3: beer with it. But I only did it two times.

980
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:15,239
Speaker 3: And then the guy that was the manager goes, and

981
00:49:15,640 --> 00:49:17,319
Speaker 3: I think this is a setup. I think he just

982
00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:19,600
Speaker 3: said this so I would stop doing it, because who

983
00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:22,040
Speaker 3: else did it. He goes there was a father and

984
00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:26,239
Speaker 3: son that cleaned the this cafe, and he said to me,

985
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:29,719
Speaker 3: he goes, we're short, and then til I think it's

986
00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:32,120
Speaker 3: I think it's the custodian. I think he's stealing. And

987
00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:34,759
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, I like wanted to throw up

988
00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:36,960
Speaker 3: on the spot. Of course I stopped doing it. I

989
00:49:36,960 --> 00:49:39,479
Speaker 3: didn't admit it though. I didn't do the truly brave

990
00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:40,239
Speaker 3: thing and admit it.

991
00:49:40,280 --> 00:49:42,239
Speaker 2: I just stopped doing Well, how what were you twenty

992
00:49:42,320 --> 00:49:43,000
Speaker 2: two or something?

993
00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:44,719
Speaker 1: Nineteen? Oh?

994
00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:48,520
Speaker 2: See, then it's even more excusable. I was when I

995
00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:51,640
Speaker 2: was when I was doing this nefaria, picking up cigarette

996
00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:55,880
Speaker 2: butts and drinking forties and eating salting and sleeves, I

997
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:58,719
Speaker 2: was like, I was already at the age people have

998
00:49:58,760 --> 00:50:02,080
Speaker 2: started careers like twenty four. Thank god, I turned my

999
00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:05,600
Speaker 2: life around to be you did, productive member of society.

1000
00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:09,240
Speaker 2: I am today. I'm off crackers, I'm off the SIGs.

1001
00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:14,880
Speaker 1: I'm off crackers. I'm proud to say I've quit crackers.

1002
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:20,040
Speaker 2: I don't hold wire hangers over a gas stove and

1003
00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:22,719
Speaker 2: burned designs on a stranger's back.

1004
00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:25,960
Speaker 1: Was that something you did? Yeah?

1005
00:50:25,960 --> 00:50:29,440
Speaker 2: It was like he wanted like a cross of some kind.

1006
00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:31,280
Speaker 1: As a wound, as a brand.

1007
00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:36,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't. It probably doesn't look good today. Well

1008
00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:38,040
Speaker 2: he took it like a champ, and he wanted me

1009
00:50:38,120 --> 00:50:39,759
Speaker 2: to do it, and I was like sure, And then

1010
00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:43,520
Speaker 2: it became the this is such a weird confession, but yes,

1011
00:50:44,080 --> 00:50:47,600
Speaker 2: I knowingly and purposefully burnt a friend's back.

1012
00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:50,480
Speaker 1: But well for his request.

1013
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:53,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I could have said no, you know, there

1014
00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:56,840
Speaker 2: was really no peers around that were laying down heavy pressure.

1015
00:50:58,040 --> 00:51:00,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, where was the Chris phr you'll to his friend

1016
00:51:00,880 --> 00:51:02,280
Speaker 3: into returning his skateboard.

1017
00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:06,320
Speaker 2: He was gone, yeah, yeah, I'm like, only good things

1018
00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:08,399
Speaker 2: can come out of this. Now, this is gonna hurt

1019
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:11,120
Speaker 2: by down on this length of leather. I always kept

1020
00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:15,680
Speaker 2: one in my pocket for this fact. It was so

1021
00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:18,239
Speaker 2: but yes, he wanted me to want me to do it.

1022
00:51:18,239 --> 00:51:20,239
Speaker 2: It was a weird time. It's a weird time.

1023
00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:23,120
Speaker 3: I mean, it's always a weird time. I used to

1024
00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:25,640
Speaker 3: make my roommate Dave cut my hair. Like I would

1025
00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:27,239
Speaker 3: get drunk and be like, you had to give me

1026
00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:28,839
Speaker 3: a bob, and he'd be like, I don't know how

1027
00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:31,400
Speaker 3: to cut hair. Your hair's too thick, and I'd be like,

1028
00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:33,480
Speaker 3: just do it, and then I would have like a

1029
00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:37,919
Speaker 3: super misshapen but cute nineties bob.

1030
00:51:38,239 --> 00:51:41,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, as long as you weren't looking straight at you know,

1031
00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:43,640
Speaker 2: from either side, it would look good.

1032
00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:44,239
Speaker 1: Well.

1033
00:51:44,239 --> 00:51:46,040
Speaker 3: I always just kept my head at a slight tilt,

1034
00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:51,120
Speaker 3: like huh, I just I look like hunt all the time, Karen,

1035
00:51:51,120 --> 00:51:51,800
Speaker 3: do you have a question.

1036
00:51:51,960 --> 00:51:53,040
Speaker 1: Nope, it's just my hair.

1037
00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:56,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's just uneven haircut. I'm not interested in

1038
00:51:56,719 --> 00:51:58,880
Speaker 2: what you're saying. I'm not deep in thought.

1039
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:03,320
Speaker 3: Also, I would cut my own bangs.

1040
00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:04,279
Speaker 1: Man.

1041
00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:07,440
Speaker 2: That was a that's classically what you're not supposed.

1042
00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:10,000
Speaker 3: To do, you cannot do it. And in the nineties

1043
00:52:10,440 --> 00:52:12,480
Speaker 3: baby bangs became very popular.

1044
00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:16,000
Speaker 1: But the delineating factor there was.

1045
00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:19,799
Speaker 3: You had to be like basically a model to pull

1046
00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:22,200
Speaker 3: off baby bangs because they were like, you know, if

1047
00:52:22,239 --> 00:52:25,480
Speaker 3: your normal banks sit directly above your eyebrows, baby banks,

1048
00:52:25,719 --> 00:52:27,840
Speaker 3: it was like take those up an inch, so you

1049
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:29,840
Speaker 3: literally just look like a mental patient.

1050
00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:31,520
Speaker 2: Oh yeah yeah.

1051
00:52:31,560 --> 00:52:34,480
Speaker 3: And plus I have always had a big round face,

1052
00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:36,960
Speaker 3: which also is like baby banks.

1053
00:52:37,080 --> 00:52:38,759
Speaker 1: Really that ain't it.

1054
00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:43,400
Speaker 3: So every time like that, after I would do it

1055
00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:46,080
Speaker 3: and I'd be like tiny banks, everybody I'm hip, and

1056
00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:47,360
Speaker 3: people would be like whoa.

1057
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:51,040
Speaker 1: Like I've had people like recoil after I cut my

1058
00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:51,439
Speaker 1: own bank.

1059
00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:55,640
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, it's like the very unsuccessful times I shaved

1060
00:52:55,640 --> 00:52:58,759
Speaker 2: off my eyebrows. One they don't come that's you're looking

1061
00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:01,640
Speaker 2: at three months before they come back, and you look

1062
00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:04,479
Speaker 2: like an extra from Children of the corn if you

1063
00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:07,040
Speaker 2: if you do your bangs, you mess with your eyebrows,

1064
00:53:07,719 --> 00:53:11,720
Speaker 2: anything that you do at home without having any knowledge,

1065
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:14,120
Speaker 2: you will look like a children of the corn.

1066
00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:17,839
Speaker 3: You will you will be from the cornfields. Wait, why

1067
00:53:17,880 --> 00:53:19,439
Speaker 3: would you shave your eyebrows off?

1068
00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:23,799
Speaker 2: Oh that was just to be silly. Oh oh yeah,

1069
00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:26,399
Speaker 2: that was you know, at a time dying hair, and

1070
00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:31,040
Speaker 2: you know, yeah it was a poor choice. It was

1071
00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:33,600
Speaker 2: knowingly I'm going to do something dumb and make my

1072
00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:39,120
Speaker 2: friends laugh, shave off the eyebrows. Also, I didn't have

1073
00:53:39,239 --> 00:53:43,719
Speaker 2: I always had kind of a blonde, wispy trump combover eyebrows,

1074
00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:47,440
Speaker 2: so no one really missed them. They didn't turn into

1075
00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:51,120
Speaker 2: the predominant uh, Colin Ferrell's you see up here today

1076
00:53:51,160 --> 00:53:56,000
Speaker 2: there's Peter Gallagher. I'm I mustaches, but I yeah.

1077
00:53:55,840 --> 00:53:59,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're huge. Yeah, I can't imagine, you know.

1078
00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:03,239
Speaker 2: Any I'm feeling by simply looking above my eyeballs.

1079
00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:05,640
Speaker 3: Wait, now that we're speaking of this, can we just

1080
00:54:05,719 --> 00:54:08,000
Speaker 3: dip into a Colin Farrell moment really quick?

1081
00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:08,520
Speaker 2: Yes?

1082
00:54:08,719 --> 00:54:11,719
Speaker 3: Yes, First of all, did we talk about and did

1083
00:54:11,760 --> 00:54:13,479
Speaker 3: you watch Banshee's of in a Shares?

1084
00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:17,080
Speaker 2: Yes, and my phone knows I watched it, and I'm

1085
00:54:17,080 --> 00:54:21,040
Speaker 2: getting a lot of interviews with him and that other

1086
00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:23,600
Speaker 2: actor who's name I don't know, like them having their

1087
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:28,200
Speaker 2: their friendship. I'm like, yeah, Gleason, their their real life friendship.

1088
00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:31,560
Speaker 2: Why is friends with him? He had told sweet stories

1089
00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:36,040
Speaker 2: about how he, you know, is a good friend. They

1090
00:54:36,080 --> 00:54:38,120
Speaker 2: are like the sweetest friend couple.

1091
00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:39,480
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1092
00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:42,320
Speaker 3: There's also a really good interview with him and Jamie

1093
00:54:42,360 --> 00:54:47,799
Speaker 3: Lee Curtis. She's interviewing Colin Farrell for like some magazine

1094
00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:51,520
Speaker 3: or some whatever, and it's a very like clearly Jamie

1095
00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:54,560
Speaker 3: Lee Curtis loves Colin Ferrell, and so there's a lot

1096
00:54:54,560 --> 00:54:58,719
Speaker 3: of kind of like flirty tension, which of course he's

1097
00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:01,439
Speaker 3: very good at because clearly that's all he does all day,

1098
00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:04,760
Speaker 3: every day, all of his life. I had a dream

1099
00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:07,960
Speaker 3: about I had a dream Colin Ferrell was following me

1100
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:11,680
Speaker 3: around and wouldn't leave me alone, and he was like

1101
00:55:12,040 --> 00:55:14,880
Speaker 3: in the dream, I knew it was him, but he

1102
00:55:15,120 --> 00:55:17,640
Speaker 3: was like, wherever we were, we were supposed to be

1103
00:55:17,719 --> 00:55:19,719
Speaker 3: doing something else. Because all my dreams are always like

1104
00:55:19,800 --> 00:55:23,320
Speaker 3: task oriented. It's like, right now we're at this bus station,

1105
00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:25,120
Speaker 3: we're supposed to get on this bus, So now you

1106
00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:27,719
Speaker 3: have to find a ticket, and there's people from high

1107
00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:29,919
Speaker 3: school in that line, so you might want to avoid them,

1108
00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:32,719
Speaker 3: and blah blah. It's always that kind of you know,

1109
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:37,360
Speaker 3: weird dumb tasks. And at this wherever whatever that was,

1110
00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:40,920
Speaker 3: I think we're in a hotel lobby and he showed

1111
00:55:40,960 --> 00:55:42,080
Speaker 3: up and was like, Karen, I have.

1112
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:42,560
Speaker 2: To talk to you.

1113
00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:44,560
Speaker 3: And it was this thing where it was like I

1114
00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:46,799
Speaker 3: knew it was him, but it wasn't him, because I

1115
00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:49,279
Speaker 3: was like, all right, we'll talk about that later, Like

1116
00:55:49,480 --> 00:55:51,040
Speaker 3: I was trying to get away from him, and it

1117
00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:53,200
Speaker 3: was so hilarious. But then when I woke up, I

1118
00:55:53,239 --> 00:55:55,200
Speaker 3: was like, God, he was into me. It was like

1119
00:55:55,560 --> 00:56:00,319
Speaker 3: a real it was like a fake kind of a

1120
00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:01,600
Speaker 3: confidence dream.

1121
00:56:01,840 --> 00:56:04,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, you weren't being yourself in that, because I know

1122
00:56:04,239 --> 00:56:06,680
Speaker 2: you have as big a crush on him as I do.

1123
00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:07,800
Speaker 2: Jamie Lee Curnis.

1124
00:56:08,960 --> 00:56:12,160
Speaker 3: Yes, I love him, but it wasn't He didn't have

1125
00:56:12,200 --> 00:56:15,359
Speaker 3: the same like celebrity energy that he had the day

1126
00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:17,200
Speaker 3: that I saw him at the Arc Light, when he

1127
00:56:17,239 --> 00:56:21,040
Speaker 3: was wearing a girl's headband in weird eyeglasses, where you

1128
00:56:21,520 --> 00:56:24,760
Speaker 3: like you could I felt him coming from one hundred

1129
00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:28,120
Speaker 3: yards away. Because he is a true and legit celebrity

1130
00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:30,759
Speaker 3: in this dream. He was kind of like someone I

1131
00:56:30,760 --> 00:56:33,440
Speaker 3: already knew that was already bugging me. So it's just

1132
00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:35,480
Speaker 3: kind of like, Okay, that's enough, I have to get

1133
00:56:35,480 --> 00:56:36,080
Speaker 3: a bus ticket.

1134
00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:36,680
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1135
00:56:36,719 --> 00:56:38,040
Speaker 3: It was like one of those kinds of things. And

1136
00:56:38,080 --> 00:56:40,560
Speaker 3: when I woke up, I was like, God, he loved me.

1137
00:56:41,160 --> 00:56:41,600
Speaker 1: Was great.

1138
00:56:41,960 --> 00:56:44,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm not going to retell any of my

1139
00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:48,040
Speaker 2: American Outlaws, Scorpions, sting Star. I'm not going to tell

1140
00:56:48,040 --> 00:56:50,280
Speaker 2: any of that, but it is my only time seeing

1141
00:56:50,360 --> 00:56:53,880
Speaker 2: him on a day to day basis. But I was

1142
00:56:53,920 --> 00:56:57,080
Speaker 2: an extra. I was never in any of the buildings.

1143
00:56:57,120 --> 00:57:01,520
Speaker 2: I'm just in the background doing mundane task in the heat.

1144
00:57:01,920 --> 00:57:05,040
Speaker 2: So I didn't realize I knew that, you know, like

1145
00:57:05,120 --> 00:57:08,319
Speaker 2: Timothy Dalton and Kathy Bates were the big actors in

1146
00:57:08,360 --> 00:57:11,440
Speaker 2: the movie. But he was just a friendly guy with

1147
00:57:11,520 --> 00:57:14,160
Speaker 2: an Irish accent. I didn't know it was his. He

1148
00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:17,920
Speaker 2: was the lead of this admittedly and not good film,

1149
00:57:18,040 --> 00:57:21,800
Speaker 2: but I was famous yet no, and he was so nice.

1150
00:57:22,040 --> 00:57:24,560
Speaker 2: He would say hi all the time. He was the

1151
00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:27,840
Speaker 2: one that said, hey, if if they ever say we

1152
00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:31,000
Speaker 2: need someone to go up and speak a line, even

1153
00:57:31,240 --> 00:57:33,720
Speaker 2: if it's not recorded, you get a bump in your

1154
00:57:33,720 --> 00:57:36,680
Speaker 2: money that day, like he just unsolicited. Because I was

1155
00:57:36,720 --> 00:57:41,200
Speaker 2: standing there, I'm like, thanks, friendly, handsome guy. And I

1156
00:57:41,200 --> 00:57:44,400
Speaker 2: didn't I didn't know he was famous. He wasn't acting famous.

1157
00:57:44,560 --> 00:57:47,320
Speaker 2: Everyone was like happy to see him. He was like

1158
00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:50,920
Speaker 2: hugging the whole staff every time you saw him. I

1159
00:57:50,960 --> 00:57:52,760
Speaker 2: was like that guy, I like a lot. And then

1160
00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:54,560
Speaker 2: he became a movie star, and I think I had

1161
00:57:54,560 --> 00:57:55,280
Speaker 2: something to do with that.

1162
00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:56,400
Speaker 1: I think you.

1163
00:57:56,560 --> 00:57:59,640
Speaker 3: I think your energy that you gave him and that

1164
00:57:59,920 --> 00:58:02,960
Speaker 3: you took from him propelled him to the top. But

1165
00:58:03,040 --> 00:58:05,160
Speaker 3: you know what, I think that's You've told me that

1166
00:58:05,240 --> 00:58:09,080
Speaker 3: story many times, but I but I'm I'm only saying

1167
00:58:09,800 --> 00:58:12,840
Speaker 3: I love hearing it because I always focus on the

1168
00:58:12,880 --> 00:58:14,080
Speaker 3: scorpion in your mind.

1169
00:58:14,120 --> 00:58:16,120
Speaker 2: No, I I don't even really bring up.

1170
00:58:17,880 --> 00:58:19,800
Speaker 1: But Chris did get a scorpion of his boot.

1171
00:58:19,840 --> 00:58:21,400
Speaker 3: If you're if this is the first episode of this

1172
00:58:21,440 --> 00:58:24,240
Speaker 3: podcast you've ever listened to, please go back to episode

1173
00:58:24,240 --> 00:58:25,360
Speaker 3: one because we always talking.

1174
00:58:25,160 --> 00:58:27,960
Speaker 2: About that shit and it wasn't even my boot. It bypassed.

1175
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:29,600
Speaker 2: The boot went up the pant leg and got me

1176
00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:31,760
Speaker 2: on the knee. It was heading towards my janitals. I

1177
00:58:31,760 --> 00:58:34,200
Speaker 2: don't know what it's it's an ultimate plan was but

1178
00:58:34,240 --> 00:58:38,040
Speaker 2: it's very painful. I mean it's yeah, episode too, twelve

1179
00:58:38,320 --> 00:58:42,560
Speaker 2: thirty three, forty to one and six. I've told all

1180
00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:45,440
Speaker 2: the parts about it being nice on set and friendly

1181
00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:46,800
Speaker 2: to everyone. Everyone loved him.

1182
00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:48,600
Speaker 1: You have told those things.

1183
00:58:48,720 --> 00:58:51,600
Speaker 3: It just didn't sink in. And maybe it was just

1184
00:58:51,640 --> 00:58:54,200
Speaker 3: like this scorpion focus. I was just like, I got

1185
00:58:54,280 --> 00:58:58,160
Speaker 3: back the scorpion. But I was ripping myself off in

1186
00:58:58,240 --> 00:59:01,760
Speaker 3: that because if you told, if you heard a story

1187
00:59:01,800 --> 00:59:05,280
Speaker 3: that Colin Ferrell is kind of a douchebag, you'd be like, well, yeah,

1188
00:59:05,360 --> 00:59:08,640
Speaker 3: because he's a super hot, famous guy that's been famous

1189
00:59:08,640 --> 00:59:11,920
Speaker 3: since he was eighteen or something like. That's part for

1190
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:15,120
Speaker 3: the course that just like most people don't handle fame well.

1191
00:59:15,320 --> 00:59:18,000
Speaker 3: And it's almost like, wait, this is boots on the ground,

1192
00:59:18,120 --> 00:59:22,720
Speaker 3: proof that our boy Colin Ferrell has been the real

1193
00:59:22,800 --> 00:59:26,920
Speaker 3: deal since day one and been actively trying to in

1194
00:59:27,080 --> 00:59:28,840
Speaker 3: the job, trying to be a cool person.

1195
00:59:28,960 --> 00:59:32,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was super sweet. He was wearing boots too.

1196
00:59:34,280 --> 00:59:36,640
Speaker 2: And there was a water tower at the end, so

1197
00:59:36,680 --> 00:59:39,280
Speaker 2: they built this. I've talked about that. I'm so sorry

1198
00:59:39,360 --> 00:59:41,840
Speaker 2: this was so many years ago, but it was the

1199
00:59:42,480 --> 00:59:45,400
Speaker 2: water tower part and there were they they knocked it.

1200
00:59:45,560 --> 00:59:47,880
Speaker 2: They destroyed this whole town like it was a whole

1201
00:59:47,920 --> 00:59:49,960
Speaker 2: city that they built. And in the end they burnt

1202
00:59:49,960 --> 00:59:53,480
Speaker 2: it down rather than shooting a better Western there. But

1203
00:59:53,600 --> 00:59:56,880
Speaker 2: the first thing they did is knock down this water tower,

1204
00:59:56,920 --> 00:59:59,640
Speaker 2: and it burst everywhere and water rushed down the road.

1205
00:59:59,720 --> 01:00:02,480
Speaker 2: I've vidly remember that I have this I have this

1206
01:00:02,560 --> 01:00:03,920
Speaker 2: thing for water towers.

1207
01:00:04,120 --> 01:00:06,360
Speaker 1: What is the name of that movie?

1208
01:00:06,680 --> 01:00:10,960
Speaker 2: It is called American Outlaws. I would have to watch

1209
01:00:10,960 --> 01:00:14,040
Speaker 2: it with you to pause and see that blurry guy

1210
01:00:14,080 --> 01:00:17,640
Speaker 2: in the background. Oh see they cut right before I

1211
01:00:17,680 --> 01:00:19,080
Speaker 2: pull my pants down screaming.

1212
01:00:20,440 --> 01:00:25,360
Speaker 1: I would, oh, there's an American Outlaws grill?

1213
01:00:25,560 --> 01:00:27,400
Speaker 2: What in honor of the movie?

1214
01:00:27,640 --> 01:00:29,360
Speaker 3: I don't hold on a second, because then that when

1215
01:00:29,360 --> 01:00:33,560
Speaker 3: I just Google searched it. Wait, that's Sugar Sugar smacks,

1216
01:00:33,600 --> 01:00:36,360
Speaker 3: bear hold on American Outlaws there.

1217
01:00:37,280 --> 01:00:40,840
Speaker 2: I mean, it's about the same group as Young Guns.

1218
01:00:40,880 --> 01:00:43,000
Speaker 2: It was like a low budget Young Guns.

1219
01:00:43,440 --> 01:00:45,880
Speaker 3: Here's the first thing that actually comes up for this movie,

1220
01:00:46,520 --> 01:00:49,040
Speaker 3: because the picture is up there for the two thousand

1221
01:00:49,080 --> 01:00:52,240
Speaker 3: and one film. But sure, the first we might as

1222
01:00:52,240 --> 01:00:55,800
Speaker 3: well mention that the American Outlaws is a nonprofit group

1223
01:00:55,880 --> 01:00:59,120
Speaker 3: dedicated to organized support for the men's, women's and youth

1224
01:00:59,320 --> 01:01:00,480
Speaker 3: US soccer teams.

1225
01:01:01,080 --> 01:01:04,480
Speaker 2: Oh wow, I wonder why they call themselves outlaws when

1226
01:01:04,480 --> 01:01:07,560
Speaker 2: they're doing something that is not only legal but helpful

1227
01:01:07,600 --> 01:01:08,560
Speaker 2: for the children.

1228
01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:14,640
Speaker 1: Because it's because they kick. It's too much kicking.

1229
01:01:15,120 --> 01:01:19,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're only outlaws if they use their hands, if

1230
01:01:19,880 --> 01:01:22,280
Speaker 2: if I'm correct about the rules of soccer.

1231
01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:27,480
Speaker 3: Also, wait, there's a going down further. They're an unofficial

1232
01:01:27,520 --> 01:01:31,160
Speaker 3: supporters group for the United States men's national soccer team

1233
01:01:31,440 --> 01:01:34,160
Speaker 3: and the women's and have been described.

1234
01:01:33,720 --> 01:01:36,520
Speaker 1: As a raucous group of US supporters by ESPN.

1235
01:01:37,040 --> 01:01:39,960
Speaker 3: So I thought I was doing a really nice service

1236
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:41,760
Speaker 3: for it's a nonprofit group.

1237
01:01:42,200 --> 01:01:43,920
Speaker 1: But they're just fans.

1238
01:01:44,120 --> 01:01:46,000
Speaker 2: And they and they have their own grill.

1239
01:01:46,400 --> 01:01:47,600
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, where is the girl?

1240
01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:52,040
Speaker 3: Maybe I just misread something because now it's all this movie.

1241
01:01:52,400 --> 01:01:55,280
Speaker 3: Oh Scott conn was the co star. Yeah, we've talked

1242
01:01:55,320 --> 01:01:55,800
Speaker 3: about him.

1243
01:01:56,080 --> 01:01:59,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the guy I wanted to, you know, talk

1244
01:01:59,680 --> 01:02:02,520
Speaker 2: about old times. And he thought I was a real weirdo.

1245
01:02:02,680 --> 01:02:05,400
Speaker 2: He didn't act like calin Ferrell at all. He's like

1246
01:02:05,480 --> 01:02:06,160
Speaker 2: hit the bricks.

1247
01:02:08,560 --> 01:02:11,800
Speaker 3: Did I just like hallucinate that I'm scrolling a lot

1248
01:02:11,880 --> 01:02:14,200
Speaker 3: and nothing like that is coming up.

1249
01:02:14,680 --> 01:02:18,080
Speaker 2: Well, we should go sit down. When I'm done with

1250
01:02:18,120 --> 01:02:22,480
Speaker 2: my grueling diet, go to the American Outlaws grill and

1251
01:02:22,600 --> 01:02:25,760
Speaker 2: start our calin Ferrell specific side podcast.

1252
01:02:27,920 --> 01:02:30,400
Speaker 3: Just to tell you, at the top of every podcast

1253
01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:33,560
Speaker 3: you tell that story of how he helped you try

1254
01:02:33,600 --> 01:02:34,640
Speaker 3: to get a five and under.

1255
01:02:35,040 --> 01:02:38,840
Speaker 2: You go in with your solid eyebrow material. Yep, I

1256
01:02:38,880 --> 01:02:40,200
Speaker 2: think we got a whole season.

1257
01:02:40,600 --> 01:02:43,160
Speaker 3: I think it's easy to This would be easy and fun,

1258
01:02:43,720 --> 01:02:48,240
Speaker 3: and then we can talk about it's his eyebrows, your eyebrows.

1259
01:02:48,440 --> 01:02:50,840
Speaker 3: Of course, I have plenty of stories of fucking up

1260
01:02:50,840 --> 01:02:54,760
Speaker 3: my own eyebrows. I mean this is people love shit

1261
01:02:54,960 --> 01:02:55,320
Speaker 3: like this.

1262
01:02:55,600 --> 01:02:59,920
Speaker 2: They love it. They're loving this right now.

1263
01:03:00,120 --> 01:03:04,280
Speaker 1: What we're doing this a second, it's perfect podcast.

1264
01:03:04,720 --> 01:03:07,480
Speaker 2: You're going to get so many messages about this being

1265
01:03:07,480 --> 01:03:11,240
Speaker 2: our best episode yet. It's going to blow your bangs back.

1266
01:03:12,480 --> 01:03:14,800
Speaker 1: They're going to go baby bang again, and I won't

1267
01:03:14,800 --> 01:03:15,400
Speaker 1: be able to hand.

1268
01:03:15,720 --> 01:03:18,560
Speaker 2: I've been money to ask a bit. You've said baby

1269
01:03:18,560 --> 01:03:21,880
Speaker 2: bangs a lot. Was there a doll where you could

1270
01:03:21,880 --> 01:03:26,960
Speaker 2: cut the doll's hair and it would grow back, you know,

1271
01:03:27,840 --> 01:03:32,800
Speaker 2: any bangs? Yes, wait and eventually so I imagine the

1272
01:03:32,840 --> 01:03:35,240
Speaker 2: doll itself was filled with hair and it would just

1273
01:03:36,280 --> 01:03:38,240
Speaker 2: you pull it out and then cut it and once

1274
01:03:38,280 --> 01:03:40,240
Speaker 2: the doll runs out of hair, you throw it away.

1275
01:03:41,160 --> 01:03:42,040
Speaker 1: There was a doll.

1276
01:03:42,480 --> 01:03:44,720
Speaker 3: I will say this without looking because I started to

1277
01:03:44,760 --> 01:03:47,760
Speaker 3: look it up. And I will tell you this that

1278
01:03:47,840 --> 01:03:51,800
Speaker 3: I remember, like the tactile experience, there was a doll

1279
01:03:51,840 --> 01:03:56,120
Speaker 3: in the seventies where you could make her ponytail long

1280
01:03:56,720 --> 01:03:59,160
Speaker 3: and I don't know how the hair went back in,

1281
01:03:59,200 --> 01:03:59,960
Speaker 3: but I remember.

1282
01:03:59,760 --> 01:04:02,280
Speaker 1: Pulled the hair out abusively give.

1283
01:04:02,160 --> 01:04:05,480
Speaker 3: A longer, longer, longer ponytail, and it was like that.

1284
01:04:05,560 --> 01:04:08,440
Speaker 3: You could hear the clicking in the doll's head of

1285
01:04:08,560 --> 01:04:11,400
Speaker 3: the hair coming out and you could make give her

1286
01:04:11,640 --> 01:04:12,600
Speaker 3: shorter long hair.

1287
01:04:12,880 --> 01:04:16,080
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but doll if from tilting them back and

1288
01:04:16,120 --> 01:04:19,320
Speaker 2: the eyes closed. It starts with that my fear of dolls.

1289
01:04:19,640 --> 01:04:21,960
Speaker 2: And this has nothing to do with Chucky or Megan,

1290
01:04:22,640 --> 01:04:25,080
Speaker 2: but I'm so scared of my sister and I in

1291
01:04:25,120 --> 01:04:27,640
Speaker 2: our house. I think we finally buried it. There was

1292
01:04:27,680 --> 01:04:30,200
Speaker 2: a doll that would laugh and here's how the laugh

1293
01:04:30,280 --> 01:04:41,400
Speaker 2: went as that's exactly out went Lisa. If you're listening,

1294
01:04:41,840 --> 01:04:43,680
Speaker 2: let me know if I got the song wrong. But

1295
01:04:43,760 --> 01:04:49,400
Speaker 2: it was horrifying. A horrifying, laughing doll that I thought

1296
01:04:49,600 --> 01:04:53,960
Speaker 2: was possessed. I and my sister hated it too, and

1297
01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:56,680
Speaker 2: it was her doll. They just did too many creepy

1298
01:04:56,720 --> 01:04:58,760
Speaker 2: things with dolls, okay.

1299
01:04:58,440 --> 01:05:00,160
Speaker 3: And I will hear it now and follow up with

1300
01:05:00,360 --> 01:05:02,440
Speaker 3: this was a doll I got for Christmas one year,

1301
01:05:02,480 --> 01:05:04,920
Speaker 3: and it was called like Baby Crawl Away or something.

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Speaker 3: And this was a baby on all fours with and

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Speaker 3: all of its joints were kind of like mechanized, and

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Speaker 3: if you turned it on, it was like a battery

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Speaker 3: thing and then it could crawl and it would like

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Speaker 3: crawl around and I don't know, you're supposed to fucking

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Speaker 3: follow it or like make sure it didn't fall into

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Speaker 3: a bathtub or something. But and you couldn't, like if

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Speaker 3: you held the doll like a like a kid would

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Speaker 3: hold a doll, it hurt because it was so hard

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Speaker 3: plastic mechanized. It was like not made for actual doll use.

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Speaker 3: And I remember I was probably six. Every I feel

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Speaker 3: like every memory, I think I'm six years old. But

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Speaker 3: I was in bed and it was the middle of

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Speaker 3: the night. I was asleep, and that fucking doll turned

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Speaker 3: on and it it crawled, so it was like because

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Speaker 3: like huge mechanization inside the doll and it said stuff

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Speaker 3: while it was crawling, and it was one of the

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Speaker 3: scariest Like I had to wake up, calm myself down,

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Speaker 3: turn the doll off, and then like be like, it's

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Speaker 3: just a doll, You're fine, and like basically not. I

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Speaker 3: couldn't hold the doll for comfort. I just had to

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Speaker 3: be like, turn away from the doll and be like,

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Speaker 3: it's fine. It was just a it just turned on accidentally.

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Speaker 3: It's one of the scariest things that ever happened to me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's horrifying. That's straight out of Poulter. Guys. At

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Speaker 2: that point when we were horrified by these dolls, there

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01:06:24,440 --> 01:06:28,160
Speaker 2: were there was yet to be any doll based other

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Speaker 2: than your the Trinid Trilogy of Terror or whatever that

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01:06:32,640 --> 01:06:36,680
Speaker 2: was more of a voodoo sculpture. But yeah, that dolls

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Speaker 2: are horrifying baby dolls and them dolls and then kick

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Speaker 2: it all of a sudden, the battery kicks in in

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Speaker 2: the middle of the night.

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Speaker 3: And you think you want it, and the only reason

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Speaker 3: you actually want it is because it's the only thing

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Speaker 3: there's a commercial for on your like Saturday Morning cartoons.

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Speaker 1: It would be like that would be the doll.

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Speaker 3: So there's one doll that you feed, and then there's

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Speaker 3: you know, your sister's.

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Speaker 1: Doll was laughing or whatever? Baby alive? Was it? Baby alive?

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Speaker 2: God, I think that's baby crawl away, Baby alive. Who names? Well,

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01:07:07,920 --> 01:07:10,680
Speaker 2: it's a baby, and we want it to be a lot.

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Speaker 2: Baby alive. Let's not think about it anymore. Put it

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Speaker 2: on the shelves.

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Speaker 1: That's a good name for a girl. Baby alive.

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Speaker 2: Make sure that it's rigid and you can pinch your

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01:07:20,840 --> 01:07:23,440
Speaker 2: skin and its joints when it crawls and your.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was the kind of thing where it was

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Speaker 3: like the first night of going to bed with your

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01:07:28,440 --> 01:07:31,360
Speaker 3: new doll and you're just like, well, you're horrible to touch.

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Speaker 1: So that's bad for a doll. We're starting bad.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't want to sound like a bad mother,

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01:07:37,080 --> 01:07:42,400
Speaker 2: but my baby is smoking. The engine has shorted out. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: there is. I played with a lot of dolls. You know.

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Speaker 2: My sister was older, and that's where the toys in

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Speaker 2: the basement. She included me. I'm you know, I've been

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Speaker 2: open about my not only dollhouse construction, but actual I

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01:07:55,840 --> 01:07:57,520
Speaker 2: don't know if I've told you, but I did play

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Speaker 2: a lot with the dolls.

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Speaker 3: So yeah, you had to if little brothers that Uh,

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Speaker 3: that's the burden and or freedom of a little brother

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01:08:07,280 --> 01:08:10,400
Speaker 3: is that you you have to do girls stuff you're

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Speaker 3: forced to be aware of.

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Speaker 1: I lost it lifestyle.

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Speaker 2: I'm so glad. Yeah, she included me. I did throw

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Speaker 2: them down the stairs and do boy things, I guess,

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Speaker 2: but you.

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Speaker 3: Couldn't help it. Let me just let me just show

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Speaker 3: you really quick. When I looked up the first doll

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Speaker 3: we were talking about, which is can you was there

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Speaker 3: a doll that you could cut its hair?

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Speaker 2: Yes, I know there had to be.

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01:08:32,280 --> 01:08:35,280
Speaker 3: Well, the first thing that came up was mannequin head hair.

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01:08:35,400 --> 01:08:38,920
Speaker 3: But this is this was this is to train hairdressers.

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01:08:38,960 --> 01:08:41,320
Speaker 3: But look at how hilarious those pictures are.

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Speaker 2: Holy shit.

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Speaker 1: Head hair.

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01:08:46,360 --> 01:08:51,240
Speaker 2: It's to you know, safely train hairdressers to have horrid nightmares.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, here, here, here, do what you can with this man.

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01:08:58,160 --> 01:09:00,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's like a month where it's a right there.

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01:09:02,439 --> 01:09:06,760
Speaker 1: Also, as a hairdresser, you have to cut men's beards.

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Speaker 2: Back in the day. I mean I never ask for it,

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01:09:11,920 --> 01:09:14,400
Speaker 2: but I usually get. The only place I grow a

1384
01:09:14,400 --> 01:09:17,760
Speaker 2: beard is the back of my neck. There's an unsolicited

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01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:23,519
Speaker 2: you know, they just yet that looks like a police

1386
01:09:23,600 --> 01:09:27,920
Speaker 2: sketch and it's supposed to prepare you for a career.

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Speaker 3: It also kind of looks like a Christmas wreath at

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01:09:30,720 --> 01:09:31,479
Speaker 3: the same time.

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Speaker 2: Well, I can't believe our best episode ever is coming

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01:09:36,040 --> 01:09:36,599
Speaker 2: to a close.

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01:09:37,040 --> 01:09:39,720
Speaker 3: I know that was really we gave it our all

1392
01:09:40,080 --> 01:09:42,760
Speaker 3: and we really What I like about us on this

1393
01:09:42,840 --> 01:09:47,120
Speaker 3: podcast is the preparation. It's the preparation, it's the research.

1394
01:09:48,520 --> 01:09:54,680
Speaker 3: How much we share about our diets, diet tips, fordic.

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01:09:55,240 --> 01:09:59,320
Speaker 2: It is ridiculous, but I had fun. These are for me,

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01:09:59,400 --> 01:10:01,080
Speaker 2: the funnest episodes.

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Speaker 3: Always the funt well because they're the easiest, right, Yeah.

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Speaker 3: But also, you know, listener, if you haven't seen American Outlaw,

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01:10:07,640 --> 01:10:10,280
Speaker 3: the two thousand and one film starting.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, I'm an extra, I'm not I'm not in.

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01:10:14,479 --> 01:10:17,160
Speaker 2: I'm not not in my IMDb it fell.

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01:10:17,920 --> 01:10:21,080
Speaker 1: He's the fourth lead, I believe, is what he's referred to.

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01:10:21,560 --> 01:10:25,679
Speaker 2: I was socially one of the leaders of the group

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01:10:25,760 --> 01:10:29,040
Speaker 2: of extras and that was upwards to three hundred people

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01:10:29,040 --> 01:10:32,200
Speaker 2: in the back of a truck. So that did not

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01:10:32,360 --> 01:10:35,960
Speaker 2: make it into the credits though. But it's my first

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01:10:36,439 --> 01:10:39,040
Speaker 2: I made some people laugh, and I immediately started doing

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01:10:39,080 --> 01:10:42,120
Speaker 2: stand up. Thank you American Outlaws of the film. I'm

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01:10:42,200 --> 01:10:46,639
Speaker 2: sorry I used the wrong out house, which was meant

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01:10:46,680 --> 01:10:49,760
Speaker 2: for the director of the movie, and I yelled at

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01:10:50,240 --> 01:10:52,759
Speaker 2: who was the director? I made flubber.

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01:10:53,160 --> 01:10:53,719
Speaker 1: Oh he did.

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01:10:53,880 --> 01:10:55,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, I never never worked again.

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01:10:56,000 --> 01:10:58,000
Speaker 3: Hold on, I'm getting I got to get back to

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01:10:59,120 --> 01:11:00,920
Speaker 3: the film really quick.

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Speaker 1: It's got fourteen percent on Rotten, Yeah, yeah, fourteen percent.

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01:11:08,400 --> 01:11:11,599
Speaker 2: Yeah. No one during there there wasn't an applause break

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01:11:11,640 --> 01:11:14,200
Speaker 2: when they wrapped. There was never like, hey, I think

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01:11:14,200 --> 01:11:17,000
Speaker 2: we're making some real good art here, just people. No

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01:11:17,040 --> 01:11:19,599
Speaker 2: one made eye contact. It was very solemn. But Colin

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01:11:19,640 --> 01:11:22,559
Speaker 2: Farrell was there to make everyone happy because he's a sweet,

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01:11:22,720 --> 01:11:25,000
Speaker 2: sweet as cypros. Yes, do you do?

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01:11:25,040 --> 01:11:27,400
Speaker 1: You remember the motto of American.

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01:11:26,960 --> 01:11:32,799
Speaker 2: Outlaws sometimes family, something about family.

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01:11:33,320 --> 01:11:35,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's bad as good again.

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01:11:36,560 --> 01:11:39,479
Speaker 2: Oh, for God's sake, that is good again.

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01:11:39,600 --> 01:11:43,519
Speaker 3: And then the picture of the three of these of

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01:11:43,640 --> 01:11:47,559
Speaker 3: four of these guys absolutely looks like modern day dudes

1429
01:11:48,040 --> 01:11:49,479
Speaker 3: dressed in old fashioned clothes.

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01:11:49,520 --> 01:11:50,680
Speaker 1: That's my favorite.

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01:11:50,720 --> 01:11:55,200
Speaker 3: Like Colin Ferrell's hair is absolutely from two thousand and one.

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01:11:55,920 --> 01:11:58,600
Speaker 3: They didn't even try to make him look western.

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01:12:00,360 --> 01:12:01,680
Speaker 1: All it's wonderful.

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01:12:02,240 --> 01:12:05,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, God, it was a good time. I don't think

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01:12:05,200 --> 01:12:07,240
Speaker 2: there was a script either. I think it was all

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01:12:07,320 --> 01:12:08,200
Speaker 2: just improvised.

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01:12:08,680 --> 01:12:11,439
Speaker 1: How about this. One of the first video things is.

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01:12:11,600 --> 01:12:13,800
Speaker 2: You found a picture of me, didn't you.

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01:12:14,960 --> 01:12:19,600
Speaker 3: It's it's like the first thing on YouTube is the

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01:12:19,680 --> 01:12:23,000
Speaker 3: three of them not wearing shirts, like by a horse trough.

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01:12:23,760 --> 01:12:27,360
Speaker 2: Every day I showed up, they would be shirtless and

1442
01:12:27,439 --> 01:12:32,120
Speaker 2: playing lassoing or practicing twirling the gun around their finger,

1443
01:12:33,400 --> 01:12:36,559
Speaker 2: and always shirtless, and we'd be we'd be driven with

1444
01:12:36,800 --> 01:12:39,240
Speaker 2: there was like a truck, a flatbed truck, all the

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01:12:39,280 --> 01:12:41,719
Speaker 2: extras that get locked in there. There was a gate

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01:12:41,800 --> 01:12:44,120
Speaker 2: around it. It was a cattle truck, I mean, all

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01:12:44,120 --> 01:12:46,320
Speaker 2: the extras, and we had to drive by the stars

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01:12:46,840 --> 01:12:49,280
Speaker 2: and they would just be shirtless and kind of wave

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01:12:49,400 --> 01:12:52,560
Speaker 2: and judge us from a distance. God, it was humiliating.

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01:12:52,760 --> 01:12:55,559
Speaker 2: Seventy five bucks a day, it's tough. I did it

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01:12:55,600 --> 01:12:56,920
Speaker 2: for well over a month.

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01:12:57,040 --> 01:12:58,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was great money.

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01:12:58,840 --> 01:13:00,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know added up.

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01:13:01,800 --> 01:13:03,960
Speaker 1: Congratulations, Thank you so much.

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01:13:04,000 --> 01:13:07,000
Speaker 2: I'm so glad we could revisit these stories.

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01:13:07,840 --> 01:13:09,280
Speaker 1: I made you go back to the story.

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01:13:09,360 --> 01:13:14,519
Speaker 3: I've complained very very viciously about you retelling, and I

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01:13:15,439 --> 01:13:16,160
Speaker 3: brought it up again.

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01:13:16,240 --> 01:13:16,960
Speaker 1: Thank you on me.

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01:13:17,280 --> 01:13:23,280
Speaker 2: Yes, so note that listeners. I'm sorry, I don't know

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01:13:23,320 --> 01:13:26,040
Speaker 2: what I'm saying. I haven't had sugar all day.

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01:13:26,600 --> 01:13:27,800
Speaker 1: You better wrap this thing up.

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01:13:28,040 --> 01:13:30,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I should thank you for thank you

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01:13:30,600 --> 01:13:33,639
Speaker 2: and you're well. Thank you, Karen, thank you and thank you. Yes,

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01:13:33,720 --> 01:13:36,000
Speaker 2: and you're welcome and you're and you're welcome. They were

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01:13:36,080 --> 01:13:39,479
Speaker 2: both welcome. You've been listening. Do you need a ride?

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Speaker 2: D yn her? This has been an exactly Right production.

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Speaker 1: Produced by Analise Nelson.

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01:13:53,920 --> 01:13:55,360
Speaker 2: Mixed by Edson Choy.

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01:13:55,760 --> 01:13:57,679
Speaker 1: Our talent booker is Patrick Cottner.

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01:13:57,920 --> 01:13:59,760
Speaker 2: Theme song by Karen Kilgarif.

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Speaker 1: Artwork by Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 3: Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook at dinar

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Speaker 2: For more information, go to exactly Rightmedia dot com. Thank you,

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Speaker 2: Oh You're welcome