WEBVTT - My Comb & Brush - 9.7.26

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<v Speaker 1>Right now, it is the nephew's turn. He's here with

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<v Speaker 1>today's prank phone call. What you got for us, Neff?

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<v Speaker 2>I told y'all an hour ago. I told y'all when

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<v Speaker 2>I did to run that prank back. What did I say?

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<v Speaker 2>I said, pull your car over in an hour. Throw

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<v Speaker 2>it in park. Cut it up loud. And watch me

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<v Speaker 2>do you.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>This right here is my comb and brush.

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<v Speaker 1>My comb... And brush.

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<v Speaker 2>It sounds very simple. Yeah, it sounds very simple.

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<v Speaker 1>My Coleman brush. CatDog, if you would.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, I'm trying to reach Mr. Yeah, this is. Hey, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>my name is Sean. Did you have an uncle that

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<v Speaker 1>passed away named Sean? Yep. All right. He's your uncle, right? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's my uncle.

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<v Speaker 3>We were at him.

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<v Speaker 1>About three and a half months ago. Right. The reason

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<v Speaker 1>why I was calling was I'm the person that actually

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<v Speaker 1>cut your uncle's hair when he passed away. Okay. So

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<v Speaker 1>the reason why I was calling is the situation is

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<v Speaker 1>when I cut his hair, and I know you don't

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<v Speaker 1>know the history about me, but my daddy and my

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<v Speaker 1>granddaddy was barbers. We are barbers. Okay, get down to

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<v Speaker 1>the bottom because you're talking about my uncle, man. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to see what's going on for real. Okay, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry to call you like this, but what I

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<v Speaker 1>was telling you is that my granddad and my daddy,

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<v Speaker 1>they had passed down a brush and a comb to me. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>That is like a sentimental value. Okay. But for the

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<v Speaker 1>last two, three months, I ain't been able to find

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<v Speaker 1>the comb and the brush that I used when I

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<v Speaker 1>had cut his hair. Okay, so, okay, go ahead. And

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<v Speaker 1>what I was trying to call and tell you was

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<v Speaker 1>that I can't find it, and I'm almost certain. What

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to tell you.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I'm okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, okay, so what can I do to help

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<v Speaker 1>you find a comb and brush, Father? That's what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>When I did Mr. S * * *' s hair

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<v Speaker 1>and edged it up at the funeral home, that's the

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<v Speaker 1>last time I remember having it. But it was three

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<v Speaker 1>months ago, man. Right, right. It was about three months ago.

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<v Speaker 1>What I'm trying to say is I left the comb

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<v Speaker 1>and brush... You know, went to the funeral home and

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<v Speaker 1>did his hair. Okay. And I talked to the funeral home,

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<v Speaker 1>and they told me that, you know, if I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>to find a comb and brush, I got to get permission. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>what color is the comb and brush? What's the color

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<v Speaker 1>of the comb and brush? It's black. Both of them black.

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<v Speaker 1>The comb is black. Oh, he got all kinds of

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<v Speaker 1>combs that are black. Go on, man.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no.

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<v Speaker 1>See, what I'm saying is the comb and brush is black,

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<v Speaker 1>and I know I lost it. But I'm almost certain

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<v Speaker 1>about where it is. Okay, so if you're certain about where.

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<v Speaker 3>It is, why are you calling me?

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<v Speaker 1>That's the reason why I'm calling you, because I'm almost

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<v Speaker 1>certain I left it with him. You left it with

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<v Speaker 1>my dad? So I called the funeral home. They told

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<v Speaker 1>me I need to call you in order to get

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<v Speaker 1>permission to get it. Okay, you called the funeral home

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<v Speaker 1>to get permission from me that you can go get

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<v Speaker 1>the comb and brush from where? The funeral home? No, no, no. See,

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<v Speaker 1>the comb and brush ain't with the funeral home. The

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<v Speaker 1>comb and brush is in there with your uncle. The what?

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<v Speaker 1>The comb and brush is in the casket. Hold up,

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<v Speaker 1>hold up, man. Hold up. On the other stage, you

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<v Speaker 1>got to say that again. What I'm trying to say

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<v Speaker 1>to you is that the comb and brush is in

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<v Speaker 1>the casket. I'm trying to say you just say what

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<v Speaker 1>you're saying. I'm saying it, man. The comb and brush

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<v Speaker 1>is in the casket with your uncle. If it's in there,

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<v Speaker 1>it's six feet. Well, see, what I'm trying to say

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<v Speaker 1>is that the comb and brush is sentimental value to me. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>it couldn't have been too valuable if you lost it. Well, no,

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<v Speaker 1>what it was, I value, you know, my work. So

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<v Speaker 1>I just really got caught up in my work, really.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you didn't value too much.

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<v Speaker 1>If you talking about you little lefty with my uncle

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<v Speaker 1>that's dead three months ago, man, what kind of s * * *

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<v Speaker 1>are you talking about, homeboy? All I'm trying to do

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<v Speaker 1>with you is see if you don't mind approving for

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<v Speaker 1>them to bring the body up so I can get

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<v Speaker 1>the comb and brush. You done lost your f * * *

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<v Speaker 1>ing body.

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<v Speaker 2>What's this?

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<v Speaker 1>Brain the body up for a comb. But, see, what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to explain to you, this is sentimental value.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to get y'all to brain the body up

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<v Speaker 1>so I can get my comb and brush out of it.

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<v Speaker 3>Because, like I say, my daddy and my.

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<v Speaker 1>Granddaddy was bald. Dude, this whole thing is sentimental, man.

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<v Speaker 1>You talking about my dead uncle, man. And you talking

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<v Speaker 1>about bringing him up out.

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<v Speaker 3>Of the ground for a f * * * ing comb, man.

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<v Speaker 1>I just got these... and start crying around you. And

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<v Speaker 1>I understand what y'all going through as a family and stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>See, man, I'm trying to get.

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<v Speaker 1>My comb and brush, man. Hey, man, how you trying

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<v Speaker 1>to go about doing this? I'll throw it off on

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<v Speaker 1>the boy. Because ain't nobody digging up no body to

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<v Speaker 1>bring back no brush, man. You got me off now, man.

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<v Speaker 1>Because you calling me talking stupid, man. You talking about

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<v Speaker 1>putting my mouth up, man.

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<v Speaker 3>Man, that's not good, man. Man, I ain't trying to

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<v Speaker 3>start no... You talking about... Man, I ain't finna sit

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<v Speaker 3>here and argue with you.

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<v Speaker 1>I got some people. I got some people.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, where do you.

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<v Speaker 1>Stay at, man? Let me say this. I got some

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<v Speaker 1>people that's here with me right now. You know, some

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<v Speaker 1>of my friends. And we got some shovels. So I

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<v Speaker 1>can actually go over there and go on and get

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<v Speaker 1>the comb in the first night. And in the morning,

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<v Speaker 1>ain't nobody going to even know.

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<v Speaker 3>You ain't going to go get s * * *

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<v Speaker 3>now by the s * * * with the wrong boy.

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<v Speaker 1>Say what?

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<v Speaker 3>You're going to get s * * * by the

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<v Speaker 3>s * * * with it.

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<v Speaker 1>You're going to dig up s * * * with it.

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<v Speaker 3>So go on and get a comb and a hat.

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<v Speaker 3>I have some shovels, too. You talking about going to

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<v Speaker 3>the cemetery and trying to dig up my hair? Hey, man,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to go on and tell you this right here.

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<v Speaker 3>S * * * with you, s * * *. Hey, man,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm trying to get my comb and brush back. I

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<v Speaker 3>ain't trying to have no problems with you. But I

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<v Speaker 3>want my comb and brush. Who the hell do you.

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<v Speaker 1>Think you're talking to, man?

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<v Speaker 3>Go to Walgreens. Go to Walgreens.

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<v Speaker 1>Go to Walmart.

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<v Speaker 3>Go to Safeco. They got them. I ain't mad at nobody.

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<v Speaker 3>This ain't even about your uncle. There's more than that.

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<v Speaker 3>And you ain't even got no room to be hollering

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<v Speaker 3>at me all day. Ain't nobody hollering at you, man.

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<v Speaker 3>All I'm telling you is I got a comb and

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<v Speaker 3>brush in your uncle's jacket, and I want my brush, man.

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<v Speaker 3>You dig one, bitch. You might want to dig two.

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<v Speaker 1>Say what? I'm going to go and you're going to

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<v Speaker 1>find right over there.

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<v Speaker 3>So what you think? You trying to dig a grave

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<v Speaker 3>for me? Do you know how long I've been trying

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<v Speaker 3>to get these... Stop crying and... F * * * up, man.

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<v Speaker 3>I need you to f * * * with his body.

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<v Speaker 3>I need you to f * * * with.

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<v Speaker 1>His s * * *, man.

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<v Speaker 3>F * * * up, man. I understand what you're

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<v Speaker 3>going through. I do.

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<v Speaker 1>Man, who the.

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<v Speaker 3>F * * * is this?

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<v Speaker 1>I told you. I know why I'm crying.

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<v Speaker 3>And I want my s * * *... You sound

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<v Speaker 3>like a b * * * h coming and digging

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<v Speaker 3>up somebody's body, man.

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<v Speaker 1>Over combing a brush.

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<v Speaker 3>I got it. I just tried to call you like

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<v Speaker 3>a man. Because I want to get the comb and brush.

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<v Speaker 3>And I didn't want to go without getting your permission. Now,

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<v Speaker 3>if I got to go without getting your permission, I

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<v Speaker 3>would leave. You don't know me. The crowd would leave. Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>your crowd would leave. It's sentimental to me. The crowd

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<v Speaker 3>would leave. I want to say something else to you.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you listening? This is nephew Tommy from the Steve

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<v Speaker 3>Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by your boy. Hello?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey! You just got.

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<v Speaker 3>Pranked by your boy's s * * *. Oh, that

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<v Speaker 3>s * * * got a brush in the car. Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>that s * * *.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I needed that cry.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, man, I got to ask you, man.

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<v Speaker 1>What is the baddest radio show in the land? You

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<v Speaker 1>know like I've noticed.

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<v Speaker 3>Did I get you, man?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, man. Give me the word, man.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not going to sit here and act like I

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<v Speaker 2>ain't crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>What?

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<v Speaker 2>You're not going to sit here and act like I

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<v Speaker 2>ain't going to.

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<v Speaker 1>What?

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<v Speaker 3>What?

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<v Speaker 2>When you see somebody that's certified crazy, you're supposed to

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<v Speaker 2>stop and salute. Now, did I do that thing right there?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you did that. Don't cry with me.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't know me.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't know me.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it.

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<v Speaker 2>Laying in the cut, you already know, Roanoke, Virginia, the

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<v Speaker 2>nephew is coming to tell the whole story in your city. Saturday,

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<v Speaker 2>September the 26th, I will be there. Berglund Performing Arts Theater,

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<v Speaker 2>that's Nephew Tommy. Don't cancel me out, stand-up comedy show,

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<v Speaker 2>and we're going to do what? We're going to roll

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<v Speaker 2>the tape. That's right, we're going to roll the tape. Lights, camera, action,

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<v Speaker 2>dress to be your best. If you got warrants and

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<v Speaker 2>you know you got warrants, you might want to sit

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<v Speaker 2>in the back, you know?

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<v Speaker 1>Don't do it. Don't do it. I'm telling you.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, nephew.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.