WEBVTT - Mobile Baptism - 7.29.30

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<v Speaker 1>You know.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm still on the natural from how stupid I was

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<v Speaker 2>this past weekend. I just got just take it over.

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<v Speaker 2>How ignorant I was. I just hey, Downtown, did we

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<v Speaker 2>do that thing? Did we do it?

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<v Speaker 3>Shot Town? Yes? Sweet?

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<v Speaker 1>Did?

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<v Speaker 2>Matter of fact? Call it is my uncle? Is his

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<v Speaker 2>phone line open? Can I have some calls if I

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<v Speaker 2>want to do that? Yeah, thank you caller. Listen, call seven.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen if you thought I was just straight stupid, ignorant.

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<v Speaker 2>If I put on a good enough show for you

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<v Speaker 2>this past weekend in Chicago, Illinois, may give us a call.

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<v Speaker 3>Eight seven seven twenty nine.

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<v Speaker 2>Steve, and I just want somebody to help put some

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<v Speaker 2>stamps on how stupid I am.

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<v Speaker 3>That's all I want. I just I just need some

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<v Speaker 3>stamps on my stupid. That's all. It's fun.

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<v Speaker 2>Eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve, stamp on stupid. That's

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<v Speaker 2>all time asking for all right, stamp on my stupid.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I'm looking for.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I say we should call in.

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<v Speaker 4>Since we get it the most, we don't college, he said,

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<v Speaker 4>right here, right now.

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<v Speaker 3>It's more fun if we call in. I'm talking to Chicago.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Leave us semesters eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve put

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<v Speaker 2>some stamp on Tommy stupid. Let me know how I

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<v Speaker 2>did this past weekend in Chicago. Let's get down to

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<v Speaker 2>the prank. It's a prank bens. Prank Bend is a

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<v Speaker 2>big benney. You ain't understand, all right?

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<v Speaker 3>All right? And I'm the I'm the you know, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>the president of the prank company. All right. Let's see

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<v Speaker 3>this right here is our uh got mobile baptism. Damn

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<v Speaker 3>you go mobile baptism.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, we will, we will. Ain't no mean you worry.

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<v Speaker 2>You ain't gotta come down to the church. We'll ride

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<v Speaker 2>up to the out before you before you go to work.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll we'll dip you out there in the driveway and

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<v Speaker 2>get your get you going on back there to work.

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<v Speaker 2>We got you straight, get dip right there in the

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<v Speaker 2>back of.

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<v Speaker 3>The truck baptism. You know what you can't.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't be in that church thinking you can reach everybody.

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<v Speaker 2>You got to get out, You got to move round.

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<v Speaker 2>Just people want to get dipped, you know, they want

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<v Speaker 2>to get dipped.

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<v Speaker 3>Play the prank cat dog aggressive.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach mister Wilson. It's how

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<v Speaker 1>you doing? How you doing? My name is brother spring

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<v Speaker 1>water man. Listen, we uh we we we got paid

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<v Speaker 1>to actually come by and do some services to uh

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<v Speaker 1>for for you by some friends of yours, and we

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to actually call and see about scheduling and see

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<v Speaker 1>what you had available.

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<v Speaker 5>Uh some services. What y'all plan on cut some grass?

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<v Speaker 6>But which I do? What kind of services you have?

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, sir, You've got some friends that have actually spent

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<v Speaker 1>a great amount of money on you. And what we

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<v Speaker 1>do is we have a Baptismal on Wheels survey. And

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<v Speaker 1>what we do is we go and we we baptized

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<v Speaker 1>people at their home and and Baptism on Wheels has

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<v Speaker 1>been a new company, but we've we've baptized over a

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<v Speaker 1>thousand people. Now we have a a truck which actually

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<v Speaker 1>has a baptismal pool on the back of it, and

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<v Speaker 1>we actually come to your home and we will baptize

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<v Speaker 1>you in your driveway and and make you hold again.

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<v Speaker 5>So well, brother water Bruther again sorry Fringwater, bro Fringwater,

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<v Speaker 5>what you want to come to my house and give

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<v Speaker 5>me a baptism in my front yard?

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<v Speaker 1>We want to baptize you right there in your drive

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<v Speaker 1>where your friends are paid for the services and.

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<v Speaker 5>My friend, what friend will pay for me to get baptized.

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<v Speaker 5>I've been baptized already.

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<v Speaker 1>Well from my understanding, sir, that every then that you

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<v Speaker 1>you had some some bumps and bruises and and and

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<v Speaker 1>they seemed to believe that you need to be Washington

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<v Speaker 1>coming again.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, that's all good, that's all. That's all. It's

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<v Speaker 5>all good. But I mean things are I mean things

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<v Speaker 5>be that that it made man. I mean, I've been baptized,

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<v Speaker 5>I go to church. You know, me and the Lord

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<v Speaker 5>don't have no problems. I mean, we all have setbacks.

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<v Speaker 6>But for you to pull up with your pool in

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<v Speaker 6>front of my.

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<v Speaker 5>House to say you finah baptized me that that doesn't

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<v Speaker 5>make any says to me.

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<v Speaker 1>I meane, sir, Sometimes when some people are not able

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<v Speaker 1>to go to the House of the Lord and get baptized,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, we're making a lot more convenient for you.

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<v Speaker 1>But we can actually need no convenience.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't need no convenience.

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<v Speaker 6>What I need convenience? Fuck you asking me to come

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<v Speaker 6>to my house on a Tuesday to baptize me in

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<v Speaker 6>my driveway? Does that make any sense to you? Brother Water?

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, come on, if you really sit back and

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<v Speaker 5>think about it. Does that make any sense to you?

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<v Speaker 1>The first of all, so that that's that's that's that's

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<v Speaker 1>brother spring water. But what I'm trying to what I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to say.

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<v Speaker 6>Is holy water, spring water. It doesn't make no difference

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<v Speaker 6>to me. You can't come to my neighborhood and baptize

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<v Speaker 6>me in front of my house.

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<v Speaker 1>Sir. This is this is what your friends are talking

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<v Speaker 1>about that you don't.

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<v Speaker 6>Give My prayers are telling you. Man, anybody which which

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<v Speaker 6>one of my prayers don't recommend you to come to

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<v Speaker 6>my house.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, my my do.

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<v Speaker 6>Let's make that doesn't even make any sense.

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<v Speaker 1>To me, You understand, sir, I'm not I'm not at

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<v Speaker 1>any liberty to tell you who actually is between.

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<v Speaker 6>The liberty because of my house A baptize me, but

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<v Speaker 6>you can't tell me who the hell go see you?

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<v Speaker 6>But you're not what may come off? You don't even

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<v Speaker 6>come on that that makes sense to you? God, Come on,

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<v Speaker 6>that doesn't make any no way in the world. I'm

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<v Speaker 6>going to allow you to come and bring your phone

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<v Speaker 6>in front of my house and baptize me. Then I'm

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<v Speaker 6>asking you ask and you you're supposed to be a pastor,

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<v Speaker 6>you're supposed to be baptized. I'm asking you, Okay, what's

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<v Speaker 6>a friend of mine is sending you there? You know,

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<v Speaker 6>letting you know I need to be done. You say

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<v Speaker 6>you got at liberty, Sir, sir, all, I want to know.

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<v Speaker 1>Basically, I've already been paid. I'm coming schedule.

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<v Speaker 6>Now baptizing me. I've am that timed.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to baptize you on Tuesday in your driveway.

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<v Speaker 6>May how can you was if you come to my

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<v Speaker 6>house in front of my crib? Was you better bring

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<v Speaker 6>the whole congregation? You understand, you better bring the deacons,

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<v Speaker 6>the brothers, the sisters and everybody else. You said, lem

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<v Speaker 6>gonna be back tide.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a problem. This is what your friends are

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<v Speaker 1>talking about. This is why you need to be baptized

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<v Speaker 1>and cleansed again and washed in the blood of the lamp.

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<v Speaker 1>This is what's wrong. You need to be cleansed. That's

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<v Speaker 1>what's wrong with you, mister Wilton.

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<v Speaker 6>What brob means now? What broble Jews calling me in

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<v Speaker 6>the middle of my hook day telling me I need

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<v Speaker 6>to be baptized in front of my house. If I

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<v Speaker 6>need to be baptisted, don't get some only water. I'll

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<v Speaker 6>go down to the church. I don't need you come

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<v Speaker 6>in front of my house. Look at all unkist. We're

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<v Speaker 6>an't afraid of some white sheep talking about to water

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<v Speaker 6>bas ath me. They for mama und saying me from.

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<v Speaker 1>My understanding, From my understanding, mister Wilton, you missed two

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<v Speaker 1>Sundays already this month.

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<v Speaker 6>Say so no, I can go anywhere and get the water.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't need you coming here because you telling me

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<v Speaker 6>I missed two Sundays. I'll miss this Sunday too. To

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<v Speaker 6>the palma. Ain't coming off, sir.

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<v Speaker 1>All I know is I've been paid to do a job.

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<v Speaker 1>I will be there Tuesday morning at seven o'clock and

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<v Speaker 1>we will baptize you before you go to work on Tues.

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<v Speaker 6>Know you, I tell you what you currently seven o'clock

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<v Speaker 6>in the morning. I swear on your lord, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 6>bust show you understand me you would not come to

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<v Speaker 6>my house telling me you would a backtop. Now, I

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<v Speaker 6>don't given who paid you. You understand I was trying

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<v Speaker 6>your in the water matter. Stop now brings you your

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<v Speaker 6>teachers and everybody else. We're gonna have a fool part here.

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<v Speaker 6>Lest you understand, I'm doing that. I'm right under there.

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<v Speaker 1>All of this anger and all of this this, these

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<v Speaker 1>problems you have within you. We are going to purge

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<v Speaker 1>your body and get it out your system.

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<v Speaker 6>I want you to me. I tell you what. I

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<v Speaker 6>tell you what brother the spring water is that? That's

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<v Speaker 6>a brother in your ring.

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<v Speaker 1>Water on it. You gotta get baptized on Thursday morning.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm gonna give it.

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<v Speaker 6>Who pays you, who called you bring your I'm go

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<v Speaker 6>I carry it to you. I'm gonna try you'all site.

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<v Speaker 1>I got one more thing I want to say to

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<v Speaker 1>you when you're listening to.

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<v Speaker 6>Got as matter of so, I'm busy. You ain't got

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<v Speaker 6>to say to me. I gotta go. You understand you.

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<v Speaker 1>Gonna make your wrong more may I want to say

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<v Speaker 1>to you? Is you listening to me? What? Now? This

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<v Speaker 1>is nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You

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<v Speaker 1>just got pranked by your boy Mason.

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<v Speaker 5>Hello, man, let me tell y'all something, man, Let me

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<v Speaker 5>tell you something boy.

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<v Speaker 6>Y'all y'all was by to bring some man us to

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<v Speaker 6>help me.

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<v Speaker 5>I was about to act a fool on y'all because

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<v Speaker 5>y'all want to show the slit my crib you understand

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<v Speaker 5>me one time.

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<v Speaker 6>Y'all ain't got just better to do.

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<v Speaker 5>In the city right here and just with people during

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<v Speaker 5>their day.

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<v Speaker 6>Man, I ain't never thought y'all could get me with this.

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<v Speaker 6>And who the hell goes.

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<v Speaker 5>Around some kinds of people?

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<v Speaker 6>All that's like Will's on? Will y'all best tize people

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<v Speaker 6>with a point on the back of your f one

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<v Speaker 6>fifty will?

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta ask you something. What is the baddest radio

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<v Speaker 1>show in the land? Man?

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<v Speaker 5>You know it's the Steve Harvey Morning Show?

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<v Speaker 1>All right?

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