Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: I'm still on the natural from how stupid I was
Speaker 2: this past weekend. I just got just take it over.
Speaker 2: How ignorant I was. I just hey, Downtown, did we
Speaker 2: do that thing? Did we do it?
Speaker 3: Shot Town? Yes? Sweet?
Speaker 1: Did?
Speaker 2: Matter of fact? Call it is my uncle? Is his
Speaker 2: phone line open? Can I have some calls if I
Speaker 2: want to do that? Yeah, thank you caller. Listen, call seven.
Speaker 2: Listen if you thought I was just straight stupid, ignorant.
Speaker 2: If I put on a good enough show for you
Speaker 2: this past weekend in Chicago, Illinois, may give us a call.
Speaker 3: Eight seven seven twenty nine.
Speaker 2: Steve, and I just want somebody to help put some
Speaker 2: stamps on how stupid I am.
Speaker 3: That's all I want. I just I just need some
Speaker 3: stamps on my stupid. That's all. It's fun.
Speaker 2: Eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve, stamp on stupid. That's
Speaker 2: all time asking for all right, stamp on my stupid.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm looking for.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I say we should call in.
Speaker 4: Since we get it the most, we don't college, he said,
Speaker 4: right here, right now.
Speaker 3: It's more fun if we call in. I'm talking to Chicago.
Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2: Leave us semesters eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve put
Speaker 2: some stamp on Tommy stupid. Let me know how I
Speaker 2: did this past weekend in Chicago. Let's get down to
Speaker 2: the prank. It's a prank bens. Prank Bend is a
Speaker 2: big benney. You ain't understand, all right?
Speaker 3: All right? And I'm the I'm the you know, I'm
Speaker 3: the president of the prank company. All right. Let's see
Speaker 3: this right here is our uh got mobile baptism. Damn
Speaker 3: you go mobile baptism.
Speaker 2: Yes, we will, we will. Ain't no mean you worry.
Speaker 2: You ain't gotta come down to the church. We'll ride
Speaker 2: up to the out before you before you go to work.
Speaker 2: We'll we'll dip you out there in the driveway and
Speaker 2: get your get you going on back there to work.
Speaker 2: We got you straight, get dip right there in the
Speaker 2: back of.
Speaker 3: The truck baptism. You know what you can't.
Speaker 2: You can't be in that church thinking you can reach everybody.
Speaker 2: You got to get out, You got to move round.
Speaker 2: Just people want to get dipped, you know, they want
Speaker 2: to get dipped.
Speaker 3: Play the prank cat dog aggressive.
Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach mister Wilson. It's how
Speaker 1: you doing? How you doing? My name is brother spring
Speaker 1: water man. Listen, we uh we we we got paid
Speaker 1: to actually come by and do some services to uh
Speaker 1: for for you by some friends of yours, and we
Speaker 1: wanted to actually call and see about scheduling and see
Speaker 1: what you had available.
Speaker 5: Uh some services. What y'all plan on cut some grass?
Speaker 6: But which I do? What kind of services you have?
Speaker 1: Actually, sir, You've got some friends that have actually spent
Speaker 1: a great amount of money on you. And what we
Speaker 1: do is we have a Baptismal on Wheels survey. And
Speaker 1: what we do is we go and we we baptized
Speaker 1: people at their home and and Baptism on Wheels has
Speaker 1: been a new company, but we've we've baptized over a
Speaker 1: thousand people. Now we have a a truck which actually
Speaker 1: has a baptismal pool on the back of it, and
Speaker 1: we actually come to your home and we will baptize
Speaker 1: you in your driveway and and make you hold again.
Speaker 5: So well, brother water Bruther again sorry Fringwater, bro Fringwater,
Speaker 5: what you want to come to my house and give
Speaker 5: me a baptism in my front yard?
Speaker 1: We want to baptize you right there in your drive
Speaker 1: where your friends are paid for the services and.
Speaker 5: My friend, what friend will pay for me to get baptized.
Speaker 5: I've been baptized already.
Speaker 1: Well from my understanding, sir, that every then that you
Speaker 1: you had some some bumps and bruises and and and
Speaker 1: they seemed to believe that you need to be Washington
Speaker 1: coming again.
Speaker 5: I mean, that's all good, that's all. That's all. It's
Speaker 5: all good. But I mean things are I mean things
Speaker 5: be that that it made man. I mean, I've been baptized,
Speaker 5: I go to church. You know, me and the Lord
Speaker 5: don't have no problems. I mean, we all have setbacks.
Speaker 6: But for you to pull up with your pool in
Speaker 6: front of my.
Speaker 5: House to say you finah baptized me that that doesn't
Speaker 5: make any says to me.
Speaker 1: I meane, sir, Sometimes when some people are not able
Speaker 1: to go to the House of the Lord and get baptized,
Speaker 1: you know, we're making a lot more convenient for you.
Speaker 1: But we can actually need no convenience.
Speaker 5: I don't need no convenience.
Speaker 6: What I need convenience? Fuck you asking me to come
Speaker 6: to my house on a Tuesday to baptize me in
Speaker 6: my driveway? Does that make any sense to you? Brother Water?
Speaker 5: I mean, come on, if you really sit back and
Speaker 5: think about it. Does that make any sense to you?
Speaker 1: The first of all, so that that's that's that's that's
Speaker 1: brother spring water. But what I'm trying to what I'm
Speaker 1: trying to say.
Speaker 6: Is holy water, spring water. It doesn't make no difference
Speaker 6: to me. You can't come to my neighborhood and baptize
Speaker 6: me in front of my house.
Speaker 1: Sir. This is this is what your friends are talking
Speaker 1: about that you don't.
Speaker 6: Give My prayers are telling you. Man, anybody which which
Speaker 6: one of my prayers don't recommend you to come to
Speaker 6: my house.
Speaker 1: I mean, my my do.
Speaker 6: Let's make that doesn't even make any sense.
Speaker 1: To me, You understand, sir, I'm not I'm not at
Speaker 1: any liberty to tell you who actually is between.
Speaker 6: The liberty because of my house A baptize me, but
Speaker 6: you can't tell me who the hell go see you?
Speaker 6: But you're not what may come off? You don't even
Speaker 6: come on that that makes sense to you? God, Come on,
Speaker 6: that doesn't make any no way in the world. I'm
Speaker 6: going to allow you to come and bring your phone
Speaker 6: in front of my house and baptize me. Then I'm
Speaker 6: asking you ask and you you're supposed to be a pastor,
Speaker 6: you're supposed to be baptized. I'm asking you, Okay, what's
Speaker 6: a friend of mine is sending you there? You know,
Speaker 6: letting you know I need to be done. You say
Speaker 6: you got at liberty, Sir, sir, all, I want to know.
Speaker 1: Basically, I've already been paid. I'm coming schedule.
Speaker 6: Now baptizing me. I've am that timed.
Speaker 1: I'm going to baptize you on Tuesday in your driveway.
Speaker 6: May how can you was if you come to my
Speaker 6: house in front of my crib? Was you better bring
Speaker 6: the whole congregation? You understand, you better bring the deacons,
Speaker 6: the brothers, the sisters and everybody else. You said, lem
Speaker 6: gonna be back tide.
Speaker 1: This is a problem. This is what your friends are
Speaker 1: talking about. This is why you need to be baptized
Speaker 1: and cleansed again and washed in the blood of the lamp.
Speaker 1: This is what's wrong. You need to be cleansed. That's
Speaker 1: what's wrong with you, mister Wilton.
Speaker 6: What brob means now? What broble Jews calling me in
Speaker 6: the middle of my hook day telling me I need
Speaker 6: to be baptized in front of my house. If I
Speaker 6: need to be baptisted, don't get some only water. I'll
Speaker 6: go down to the church. I don't need you come
Speaker 6: in front of my house. Look at all unkist. We're
Speaker 6: an't afraid of some white sheep talking about to water
Speaker 6: bas ath me. They for mama und saying me from.
Speaker 1: My understanding, From my understanding, mister Wilton, you missed two
Speaker 1: Sundays already this month.
Speaker 6: Say so no, I can go anywhere and get the water.
Speaker 6: I don't need you coming here because you telling me
Speaker 6: I missed two Sundays. I'll miss this Sunday too. To
Speaker 6: the palma. Ain't coming off, sir.
Speaker 1: All I know is I've been paid to do a job.
Speaker 1: I will be there Tuesday morning at seven o'clock and
Speaker 1: we will baptize you before you go to work on Tues.
Speaker 6: Know you, I tell you what you currently seven o'clock
Speaker 6: in the morning. I swear on your lord, I'm gonna
Speaker 6: bust show you understand me you would not come to
Speaker 6: my house telling me you would a backtop. Now, I
Speaker 6: don't given who paid you. You understand I was trying
Speaker 6: your in the water matter. Stop now brings you your
Speaker 6: teachers and everybody else. We're gonna have a fool part here.
Speaker 6: Lest you understand, I'm doing that. I'm right under there.
Speaker 1: All of this anger and all of this this, these
Speaker 1: problems you have within you. We are going to purge
Speaker 1: your body and get it out your system.
Speaker 6: I want you to me. I tell you what. I
Speaker 6: tell you what brother the spring water is that? That's
Speaker 6: a brother in your ring.
Speaker 1: Water on it. You gotta get baptized on Thursday morning.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna give it.
Speaker 6: Who pays you, who called you bring your I'm go
Speaker 6: I carry it to you. I'm gonna try you'all site.
Speaker 1: I got one more thing I want to say to
Speaker 1: you when you're listening to.
Speaker 6: Got as matter of so, I'm busy. You ain't got
Speaker 6: to say to me. I gotta go. You understand you.
Speaker 1: Gonna make your wrong more may I want to say
Speaker 1: to you? Is you listening to me? What? Now? This
Speaker 1: is nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You
Speaker 1: just got pranked by your boy Mason.
Speaker 5: Hello, man, let me tell y'all something, man, Let me
Speaker 5: tell you something boy.
Speaker 6: Y'all y'all was by to bring some man us to
Speaker 6: help me.
Speaker 5: I was about to act a fool on y'all because
Speaker 5: y'all want to show the slit my crib you understand
Speaker 5: me one time.
Speaker 6: Y'all ain't got just better to do.
Speaker 5: In the city right here and just with people during
Speaker 5: their day.
Speaker 6: Man, I ain't never thought y'all could get me with this.
Speaker 6: And who the hell goes.
Speaker 5: Around some kinds of people?
Speaker 6: All that's like Will's on? Will y'all best tize people
Speaker 6: with a point on the back of your f one
Speaker 6: fifty will?
Speaker 1: I gotta ask you something. What is the baddest radio
Speaker 1: show in the land? Man?
Speaker 5: You know it's the Steve Harvey Morning Show?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 3: More of this crazy ignorance show. A Steve Harvey Morning Show?
Speaker 3: Right after this?
Speaker 4: Do you ever notice your floors still look dirty even
Speaker 4: after you mop? Power Mop gives you a deeper clean
Speaker 4: you can see and feel. Unlike stream mops, Swift for
Speaker 4: power Mop absorbs more dirt and locks it away even
Speaker 4: and hard to reach places like behind the toilets. The
Speaker 4: new micro scrubbers deliver thousands of tiny, deep cleaning actions
Speaker 4: for results that look, smell, and feel clean. No more
Speaker 4: dirty floors. Try the Swift for power Mop. Love it
Speaker 4: or your money back.
Speaker 3: You're listening to the Stream Harvey Morning Show.