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Speaker 2: I'm still on the natural from how stupid I was

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Speaker 2: this past weekend. I just got just take it over.

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Speaker 2: How ignorant I was. I just hey, Downtown, did we

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Speaker 3: Shot Town? Yes? Sweet?

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Speaker 1: Did?

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Speaker 2: Matter of fact? Call it is my uncle? Is his

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Speaker 2: phone line open? Can I have some calls if I

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Speaker 2: want to do that? Yeah, thank you caller. Listen, call seven.

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Speaker 2: Listen if you thought I was just straight stupid, ignorant.

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Speaker 2: If I put on a good enough show for you

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Speaker 2: this past weekend in Chicago, Illinois, may give us a call.

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Speaker 3: Eight seven seven twenty nine.

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Speaker 2: Steve, and I just want somebody to help put some

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Speaker 2: stamps on how stupid I am.

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Speaker 3: That's all I want. I just I just need some

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Speaker 3: stamps on my stupid. That's all. It's fun.

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Speaker 2: Eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve, stamp on stupid. That's

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Speaker 2: all time asking for all right, stamp on my stupid.

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Speaker 2: That's what I'm looking for.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I say we should call in.

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Speaker 4: Since we get it the most, we don't college, he said,

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Speaker 4: right here, right now.

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Speaker 3: It's more fun if we call in. I'm talking to Chicago.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you.

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Speaker 2: Leave us semesters eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve put

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Speaker 2: some stamp on Tommy stupid. Let me know how I

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Speaker 2: did this past weekend in Chicago. Let's get down to

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Speaker 2: the prank. It's a prank bens. Prank Bend is a

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Speaker 2: big benney. You ain't understand, all right?

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Speaker 3: All right? And I'm the I'm the you know, I'm

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Speaker 3: the president of the prank company. All right. Let's see

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Speaker 3: this right here is our uh got mobile baptism. Damn

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Speaker 3: you go mobile baptism.

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Speaker 2: Yes, we will, we will. Ain't no mean you worry.

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Speaker 2: You ain't gotta come down to the church. We'll ride

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Speaker 2: We'll we'll dip you out there in the driveway and

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Speaker 2: We got you straight, get dip right there in the

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Speaker 3: The truck baptism. You know what you can't.

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Speaker 2: You can't be in that church thinking you can reach everybody.

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Speaker 2: You got to get out, You got to move round.

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Speaker 2: Just people want to get dipped, you know, they want

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Speaker 3: Play the prank cat dog aggressive.

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Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach mister Wilson. It's how

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Speaker 1: you doing? How you doing? My name is brother spring

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Speaker 1: water man. Listen, we uh we we we got paid

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Speaker 1: to actually come by and do some services to uh

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Speaker 5: Uh some services. What y'all plan on cut some grass?

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Speaker 6: But which I do? What kind of services you have?

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Speaker 1: Actually, sir, You've got some friends that have actually spent

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Speaker 1: do is we have a Baptismal on Wheels survey. And

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Speaker 1: been a new company, but we've we've baptized over a

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Speaker 1: has a baptismal pool on the back of it, and

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Speaker 1: we actually come to your home and we will baptize

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Speaker 5: So well, brother water Bruther again sorry Fringwater, bro Fringwater,

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Speaker 5: what you want to come to my house and give

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Speaker 1: We want to baptize you right there in your drive

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Speaker 1: where your friends are paid for the services and.

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Speaker 5: My friend, what friend will pay for me to get baptized.

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Speaker 5: I've been baptized already.

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Speaker 1: Well from my understanding, sir, that every then that you

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Speaker 5: I mean, that's all good, that's all. That's all. It's

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Speaker 5: be that that it made man. I mean, I've been baptized,

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Speaker 5: I go to church. You know, me and the Lord

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Speaker 5: don't have no problems. I mean, we all have setbacks.

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Speaker 6: But for you to pull up with your pool in

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Speaker 5: House to say you finah baptized me that that doesn't

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Speaker 1: I meane, sir, Sometimes when some people are not able

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Speaker 1: you know, we're making a lot more convenient for you.

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Speaker 1: But we can actually need no convenience.

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Speaker 5: I don't need no convenience.

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Speaker 6: What I need convenience? Fuck you asking me to come

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Speaker 6: to my house on a Tuesday to baptize me in

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Speaker 6: my driveway? Does that make any sense to you? Brother Water?

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Speaker 5: I mean, come on, if you really sit back and

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Speaker 5: think about it. Does that make any sense to you?

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Speaker 1: The first of all, so that that's that's that's that's

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Speaker 6: Is holy water, spring water. It doesn't make no difference

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Speaker 6: to me. You can't come to my neighborhood and baptize

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Speaker 1: Sir. This is this is what your friends are talking

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Speaker 1: about that you don't.

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Speaker 6: Give My prayers are telling you. Man, anybody which which

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Speaker 6: one of my prayers don't recommend you to come to

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Speaker 1: I mean, my my do.

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Speaker 6: Let's make that doesn't even make any sense.

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Speaker 1: To me, You understand, sir, I'm not I'm not at

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Speaker 1: any liberty to tell you who actually is between.

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Speaker 6: The liberty because of my house A baptize me, but

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Speaker 6: you can't tell me who the hell go see you?

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Speaker 6: But you're not what may come off? You don't even

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Speaker 6: come on that that makes sense to you? God, Come on,

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Speaker 6: that doesn't make any no way in the world. I'm

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Speaker 6: asking you ask and you you're supposed to be a pastor,

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Speaker 6: you're supposed to be baptized. I'm asking you, Okay, what's

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Speaker 6: a friend of mine is sending you there? You know,

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Speaker 6: letting you know I need to be done. You say

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Speaker 6: you got at liberty, Sir, sir, all, I want to know.

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Speaker 1: Basically, I've already been paid. I'm coming schedule.

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Speaker 6: Now baptizing me. I've am that timed.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to baptize you on Tuesday in your driveway.

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Speaker 6: May how can you was if you come to my

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Speaker 6: the brothers, the sisters and everybody else. You said, lem

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Speaker 1: This is a problem. This is what your friends are

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Speaker 1: and cleansed again and washed in the blood of the lamp.

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Speaker 1: This is what's wrong. You need to be cleansed. That's

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Speaker 1: what's wrong with you, mister Wilton.

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Speaker 6: What brob means now? What broble Jews calling me in

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Speaker 6: the middle of my hook day telling me I need

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Speaker 6: go down to the church. I don't need you come

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Speaker 6: an't afraid of some white sheep talking about to water

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Speaker 6: bas ath me. They for mama und saying me from.

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Speaker 1: My understanding, From my understanding, mister Wilton, you missed two

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Speaker 6: Say so no, I can go anywhere and get the water.

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Speaker 6: I don't need you coming here because you telling me

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Speaker 6: I missed two Sundays. I'll miss this Sunday too. To

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Speaker 6: the palma. Ain't coming off, sir.

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Speaker 1: All I know is I've been paid to do a job.

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Speaker 1: I will be there Tuesday morning at seven o'clock and

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Speaker 1: we will baptize you before you go to work on Tues.

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Speaker 6: Know you, I tell you what you currently seven o'clock

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Speaker 6: in the morning. I swear on your lord, I'm gonna

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Speaker 6: bust show you understand me you would not come to

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Speaker 6: don't given who paid you. You understand I was trying

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Speaker 6: your in the water matter. Stop now brings you your

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Speaker 6: teachers and everybody else. We're gonna have a fool part here.

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Speaker 6: Lest you understand, I'm doing that. I'm right under there.

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Speaker 1: All of this anger and all of this this, these

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Speaker 1: problems you have within you. We are going to purge

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Speaker 6: I want you to me. I tell you what. I

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Speaker 6: tell you what brother the spring water is that? That's

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Speaker 6: a brother in your ring.

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Speaker 1: Water on it. You gotta get baptized on Thursday morning.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna give it.

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Speaker 6: Who pays you, who called you bring your I'm go

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Speaker 6: I carry it to you. I'm gonna try you'all site.

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Speaker 1: I got one more thing I want to say to

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Speaker 6: Got as matter of so, I'm busy. You ain't got

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Speaker 1: Gonna make your wrong more may I want to say

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Speaker 1: to you? Is you listening to me? What? Now? This

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Speaker 1: is nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You

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Speaker 1: just got pranked by your boy Mason.

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Speaker 5: Hello, man, let me tell y'all something, man, Let me

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Speaker 5: tell you something boy.

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Speaker 6: Y'all y'all was by to bring some man us to

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Speaker 6: help me.

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Speaker 5: I was about to act a fool on y'all because

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Speaker 5: me one time.

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Speaker 6: Y'all ain't got just better to do.

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Speaker 5: In the city right here and just with people during

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Speaker 6: Man, I ain't never thought y'all could get me with this.

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Speaker 6: And who the hell goes.

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Speaker 5: Around some kinds of people?

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Speaker 6: All that's like Will's on? Will y'all best tize people

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Speaker 6: with a point on the back of your f one

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Speaker 1: I gotta ask you something. What is the baddest radio

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Speaker 1: show in the land? Man?

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Speaker 5: You know it's the Steve Harvey Morning Show?

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 3: More of this crazy ignorance show. A Steve Harvey Morning Show?

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Speaker 3: Right after this?

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