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Speaker 1: Then Jebel Show on demand, It's got this text in

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Speaker 1: at four one O six one. My wrong move is

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Speaker 1: that I'm a huge Billy Eilish fan. Could have just

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Speaker 1: left it there, but they didn't. We went all the

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Speaker 1: way to California from Ohio to see her at Coachella,

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Speaker 1: and it turns out that I've pardied really hard on

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Speaker 1: day one, and then early on day two, I took

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Speaker 1: a substance from someone and I didn't know what it

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Speaker 1: was and I ended up passing out and having to

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Speaker 1: be carried off festival grounds by paramedics, and all of

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Speaker 1: my friends took me back to the house that we

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Speaker 1: were staying out to take care of me, and everybody

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Speaker 1: missed Billie Eilish and all my friends are now livid.

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Speaker 1: Wrong move Monday, where we make you feel better about

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Speaker 1: your Monday by telling you about other people's terrible, horrible,

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Speaker 1: no good, very bad decisions. Next time, Yeah, probably no

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Speaker 1: friends anymore, Let's go. They're probably very angry about that,

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Speaker 1: because I don't know if Billy Eilish will ever be

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Speaker 1: at Coachella again. Just kidding, should be there. Just about

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Speaker 1: seventy five problems, So you're good. That's a wrong move,

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Speaker 1: but it's fixable next year. Just here's a wrong move.

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Speaker 1: Just in general. Don't take substances from people that you

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Speaker 1: don't know. Hello, and if you don't know what it is,

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Speaker 1: especially at a festival. Yeah, pretty good rule of thumb. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know, if someone hands you a pill and says, hey,

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Speaker 1: take this, it's gonna be fun, it's probably not gonna

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Speaker 1: be fun. Yeah, it's especially on a day also where

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Speaker 1: you're looking forward to doing something that a day. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the Matrix, it's not the blue or Red bill. It's

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Speaker 1: very different. That's just irresponsible, it is, and it's a

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Speaker 1: wrong move that will make you feel better about your Monday.

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Speaker 1: So did you get all excited to go see Billy

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Speaker 1: Eilish this weekend and then take something random from someone

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Speaker 1: and then have all your friends missed the Billy Eilish

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Speaker 1: show and now your whole friend group is mad at you,

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Speaker 1: and you also miss Billy Eilish and you probably have

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Speaker 1: a terrible headache. Did that happen? Probably not? And that

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Speaker 1: means your Monday's looking pretty good, isn't it. It's wrong

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Speaker 1: move Monday, feel better about your Monday's by hearing about

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Speaker 1: other people's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad decisions. Call

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Speaker 1: us up eight and eight three four three one oh

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Speaker 1: six one. That text in four one oh six one,

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Speaker 1: it's wrong move Monday, Eric, what's up? Man's a wrong move?

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Speaker 1: My wrong move is divorcing my wife for the second

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Speaker 1: the second time, the same wife two times. Yeah. Wait,

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Speaker 1: so the wrong move was to what you said, it

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Speaker 1: was to divorce her again. Yeah, I mean it sounds weird,

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Speaker 1: but so this is why. Okay, the first time we

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Speaker 1: got married was back in two thousand and nine, Okay,

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Speaker 1: and you know we had a sweating It was on

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Speaker 1: the beach, you know, the sunset in the background, the

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Speaker 1: whole fairy tale. But that obviously didn't last because you

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Speaker 1: got divorced one time. So a few years later, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: she divorced me. Okay, so she divorced you, and then

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Speaker 1: you guys got back together. I'm guessing because your wrong

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Speaker 1: move is that you've divorced her twice. Now, Okay, it's

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Speaker 1: been divorced from her twice. Now you're complicated. Yeah, so

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Speaker 1: that is correct. So we got back together, and then

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Speaker 1: I did divorced her a couple of years later. Okay, well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: how is that a wrong move? It sounds like you

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Speaker 1: guys should not be together. I mean you've been she

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Speaker 1: divorced you, and then you divorced her. Who are you

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Speaker 1: hoping does the divorce the next time? One to one? Right? Now?

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Speaker 1: Why is it a wrong move to divorce her for

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Speaker 1: the second time you guys were together? The wrong move

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Speaker 1: is that she actually, oh god, you got a pretty

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Speaker 1: big inheritance after we got divorced. Oh my god, for

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Speaker 1: the second time. Yeah, not even that long after we'd

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Speaker 1: gotten divorced. I mean that sucks, seriously. Yeah, so that's

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Speaker 1: not although, um, we are actually, uh you know, trying

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Speaker 1: to I'm trying to get back together with her. I guess,

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Speaker 1: are you so? Okay? Your wrong move was divorcing your wife,

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Speaker 1: since you guys were married before she divorced you, then

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Speaker 1: you'd just divorced her, then she got an inheritance, and

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Speaker 1: now what you're trying to get back together? I mean, yeah,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, you've got to be kidding me. There's

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Speaker 1: chemistry there, man, chemistry, right, and at least this time,

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Speaker 1: if you get to force for a third time, there'll

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Speaker 1: be a nice little settlement in it for you. Wrong

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Speaker 1: move Monday. We just heard from one of our listeners

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Speaker 1: who whose wrong move was divorcing their wife for a

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Speaker 1: second time because after he divorced her, she got a

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Speaker 1: marry him again. Like I was saying, I really hope

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Speaker 1: she signs a prenup. Yeah, we want a Monday. Monday.

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Speaker 1: Feel better by hearing about other people's terrible, horrible, no good,

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Speaker 1: very bad decisions. Have you been married and divorced, and

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Speaker 1: person that you divorced twice because they just got an

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Speaker 1: inheritance and you know it's going to be miserable, but

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Speaker 1: you're just trying to get some money. No, that's stressful.

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Speaker 1: Your Monday's probably not happening like that. So your Monday's

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Speaker 1: better now, isn't it? Wrong move Monday? Feel better about

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Speaker 1: your Monday by hearing about other people's terrible, horrible, no good,

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Speaker 1: very bad decisions. Yeah, like me, whenever I decided to

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Speaker 1: get a little boozy brunchy last weekend and came into

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Speaker 1: I got here and I made it. I made it

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Speaker 1: to work okay. But it was between getting out of

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Speaker 1: not go quiet. I swear I made it to my

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Speaker 1: parking spot, flung my door open, and started like Exorcist style,

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Speaker 1: like vomiting all over the parking garage, and all of

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Speaker 1: a sudden, I look up an English Evan is standing

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Speaker 1: there like a deer in headlights, like, are you okay?

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Speaker 1: I was so scared. How's your Monday looking now? Probably

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Speaker 1: a little bit better? Huh So listen every single Monday

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Speaker 1: at this time for wrong move Monday. Feel better about

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Speaker 1: your Monday by hearing about other people's terrible, horrible, no good,

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Speaker 1: very bad decisions. Your phone prank happens every single I'm

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Speaker 1: on this morning. Is your next one is coming up

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