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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Podcast. Here's Nicky. Hello, welcome to show.

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Speaker 1: It's a Nicklaser podcast. Here I am, It's Nicky Glazer.

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Speaker 1: I am back in Saint Louis Zuri in our studio.

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Speaker 1: So happy to be back home. What I don't even

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Speaker 1: remember the last time I was here. I walked in

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Speaker 1: the studio and there was like a setup for I

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Speaker 1: think when I did the Bethany frankl podcast, I just

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Speaker 1: like left it and there was a lot to do

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Speaker 1: this morning to rearrange. UM. But I'm back and UM

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Speaker 1: with me is Anya Noah An, Brian Frandy back again.

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Speaker 1: You heard him yesterday. He's back and he's very close

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Speaker 1: up to He's very close up to the video camera

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Speaker 1: like he's you look like you're, you know, zooming with

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Speaker 1: us from Ukraine. Lady Gaga at the Oscars with a

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Speaker 1: weirdly close camera angle, did you oh wait, it was

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Speaker 1: insane of her without makeup on. Yeah, but this it

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Speaker 1: was like and now Lady Gaga. And then then it

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Speaker 1: closes up way closer than anyone would ever think. And

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Speaker 1: then it's just like it's like this, like her singing

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Speaker 1: the whole time, like this just like in her, like

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Speaker 1: her lips on her lips. I kind of like it.

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Speaker 1: It was cool just have a so much filler in them.

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Speaker 1: But she's not of that. I did see the clip

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Speaker 1: of her helping that man up. Yeah, isn't that so

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Speaker 1: nice of her doing a normal thing that I just

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Speaker 1: last time? What did she do? Wasn't there some like

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Speaker 1: old woman on stage with her or something or some

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Speaker 1: old man. She was like, oh, yeah, okay, so what

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Speaker 1: did she do with Liza? She just like was didn't

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Speaker 1: kick her down the flight of stairs or something, and

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Speaker 1: so we're all just shocked, Like I don't know which

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Speaker 1: was flash cards coming. Gaga was like, I got you.

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Speaker 1: She did it in a way that um was like,

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Speaker 1: I am demonstrating to the rest of you celebrities that

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Speaker 1: you're supposed to be nice to people like she did, like, look,

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Speaker 1: I'm not just gonna walk past this man who tripped.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to go and help him, and I'm going

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Speaker 1: to do it in a way that hide. Yeah, she

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Speaker 1: apparently she knew him, like she is, he's a photographer.

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Speaker 1: She's familiar with him like that. My friend messaged me

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Speaker 1: and was like she knows him and then did you

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Speaker 1: see him? Like kind of pat her ass and she

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Speaker 1: like didn't care for that. Did you see that aftermath

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Speaker 1: of it? So she helps him and then he kind

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Speaker 1: of like he's just like she's wearing this lit, very

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Speaker 1: low back thing within like like a kind of like

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Speaker 1: netting around it, so her like butt is kind of

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Speaker 1: out but not and he kind of like pats her.

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Speaker 1: I think he's he was just so confused, like embarrassed

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Speaker 1: with what just happened. I think it's gonna be a

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Speaker 1: new thing of photographers falling so that they can get

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Speaker 1: attention and get this amazing shot. Because that was a

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Speaker 1: huge That was a huge moment. People sold that footage.

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Speaker 1: I mean that was a big thing. Can I just

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Speaker 1: say another thing about Lady Gaga. There is a lawsuit

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Speaker 1: against her by the woman who gave her dogs back.

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Speaker 1: So Lady Gaga said, I will give five hundred thousand dollars.

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Speaker 1: I think there's a half million dollars for a return

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Speaker 1: of my dogs safely, no questions asked. Now we all

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Speaker 1: know what that is about. Like when someone says no

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Speaker 1: questions asked, it's like, if you stole my dogs, I'm

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Speaker 1: not going to prosecute you. Just give me my dogs back, right,

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Speaker 1: Like this is a thing that is used with If

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Speaker 1: I ever got my dog stolen, I would do a

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Speaker 1: no questions asked too. I just want my dog back.

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to get you in trouble. You have

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Speaker 1: to stay true to that in order for it to

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Speaker 1: work for other people. So right now she's being sued

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Speaker 1: by the woman who her stepson, I guess is the

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Speaker 1: one who stole her dogs, and she found out and

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Speaker 1: so she returned Lady Gaga's dogs. Now this woman is

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Speaker 1: being charged with being an accomplice at some point, but

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Speaker 1: she never got the five hundred thousand dollars. I'm sorry

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Speaker 1: if you say, no questions asked, five hundred thousand dollars,

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Speaker 1: you can't renag on that. You can't you You have

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Speaker 1: to go through is it, no matter if they're the

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Speaker 1: criminal or not. And I know it's not fair. I

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Speaker 1: know everyone's like, how dare this woman sue? It was

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Speaker 1: part of the that's how you get your dog back

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Speaker 1: is that you promised five hundred thousand dollars, no questions asked.

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Speaker 1: And now the boy who cried wolf No, no criminals

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Speaker 1: are going to trust that now. So now people aren't

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Speaker 1: going to get their dogs back when they say no

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Speaker 1: questions asked, though kind of dogs, it doesn't matter. I mean,

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Speaker 1: obviously designer fucking stupid dogs breathing issues, what targeted dogs

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Speaker 1: that are worth a lot of money on the market.

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Speaker 1: And yeah, it's not just Lady Gaga's dogs, it's dogs

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Speaker 1: of that breed. I forget what the breed it was. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: ones that have breathing issues because people like the way

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Speaker 1: they look or whatever. It's really a cool practice that

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Speaker 1: were If you have to, you're going to give a

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Speaker 1: reward for your dogs back. You're gonna have to give caveats,

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Speaker 1: like and this is not like the Lady Gaga situation. Yes,

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Speaker 1: and that's a long poster. There's too many words. No

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Speaker 1: one's gonna read it. And the FBI is going to

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Speaker 1: be doing that now from now on. I mean, how

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Speaker 1: are they gonna catch criminals? Well, everyone's so mad at

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Speaker 1: this woman. How dare she asked for that? She was

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Speaker 1: part of it? It's like, yeah, we know that was

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Speaker 1: part of it. Is that's why you put no questions asked.

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Speaker 1: If it was just an innocent person during in dogs,

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Speaker 1: you wouldn't need to put that And so now you're

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Speaker 1: going back on it. This isn't succession. You can't go

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Speaker 1: back on everything you say that you're gonna do. What

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Speaker 1: do you fucking Logan Roy? Stick to your word. Your

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Speaker 1: word is gold. I'm annoyed by it, But every I

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Speaker 1: think that I would have, I think that a lot

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Speaker 1: of people would disagree with me. You know, in the

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Speaker 1: Reddit threads I was reading, people are like, how dare

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Speaker 1: this woman? She? You know, because she is now being

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Speaker 1: charged with Oh, that's aiding and abetting them stealing the

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Speaker 1: dogs because she maybe had a pardon it. It doesn't

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Speaker 1: matter if she had a pardon in it. She returned

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Speaker 1: the dog safely, she gets the half a million dollars.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but you know what they say, niggie, you

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Speaker 1: can't make a tomelet without breaking some gregs. I yet,

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Speaker 1: I get it. Maybe half a million dollars was a

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Speaker 1: little bit over zealous. You know that sounds like an

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Speaker 1: emotional number, not a logic, Like, I bet you they

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Speaker 1: would have returned the dogs for like fifty thousand dollars

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Speaker 1: and then she would have probably paid it. Yeah, oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think I've five hundred thousand dollars version of Lady

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Speaker 1: Gaga on her in her I'm doing an impression of

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Speaker 1: Nikki doing it. Yeah, that's true. And what about the

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Speaker 1: dog walker that got shot? Yeah, I mean that's the

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Speaker 1: whole situation sucks, and uh, it was very upsetting. And

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Speaker 1: I walked dog. It's a it's a rescue. Yeah. My

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Speaker 1: dog is eleven year old Chihuahua mix that I don't

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Speaker 1: think anybody would want to see. No, exactly, and that's

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Speaker 1: why you did the right thing. You have a I'm

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Speaker 1: sometimes my dad left the car door open when we

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Speaker 1: were into the grocery store the other day and Luigi

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Speaker 1: was in there, and I go lock it. He goes,

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Speaker 1: no one wants this dog, and I go, that's a

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Speaker 1: good point. I mean, Luigi is beautiful, but what a

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Speaker 1: burden to You're not gonna resell Luigi unless you would

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Speaker 1: want Luigi. I don't know, unless you knew about Luigi

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Speaker 1: gonna be Um. Yeah, he's not a commodity on the market.

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Speaker 1: But um, speaking of dogs, I I've been messaging the

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Speaker 1: pet Finder, which is the tinder for you getting matched

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Speaker 1: maybe go to the shelter. I'm scared to go to

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Speaker 1: That's why like rescues, they go in and they see

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Speaker 1: you know, fix it up. But they see horrible things

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Speaker 1: I will want to save them all. Um, did you

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Speaker 1: get your dog from a rescue bran or did you

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Speaker 1: go to the shelt Um? I got it from a

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Speaker 1: rescue from the Real Bark, the Real Bark. There's a

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Speaker 1: called Echo Bark. I'm pretty sure, okay, And uh yeah, no.

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Speaker 1: and they're like amazing, and uh, it just and they

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Speaker 1: if you get to wear that cool big suit. You

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Speaker 1: there and you get to dress like Brendan Frasier in

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Speaker 1: the Whale. Yeah, it's a lot of process. I use

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Speaker 1: Whale and the dog says, I didn't like that movie.

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Speaker 1: And then they attack you, and that's pretty much the

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Speaker 1: point of the hole. Then you have to give a

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Speaker 1: speech at the end. Yeah, you have to look really unstable,

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Speaker 1: Like I mean, poor Brendan Frasier. I'm happy everything's working

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Speaker 1: for him, but when the fanfare like falls, when the

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Speaker 1: are certain fault, there's gonna be this is a set.

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Speaker 1: Someone should check in on Brendan Frasier this week. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: next week actually, because this week is gonna be good.

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Speaker 1: based on my own depression and when big things happen,

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Speaker 1: and then it starts to just like everyone doesn't really

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Speaker 1: care anymore because inevitably, no one cares anymore after you

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Speaker 1: do anything in life, literally anything, especially women who are

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Speaker 1: getting married. Anya not included because you are kind of,

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Speaker 1: you know, level minded and Brian, Brian's getting married in June,

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Speaker 1: Anna's getting married in July. No one's getting married at TBD.

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Speaker 1: But like I always feel bad for women after weddings,

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Speaker 1: like it's there's gonna be a fallout where no one

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Speaker 1: Brendan Frasier people do wellness check for sure on that

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Speaker 1: unstable guy. And I'm calling him an unstable as someone

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Speaker 1: who is unstable myself many times, and other people have

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Speaker 1: It's just like she was just like, girl, you got

425
00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:54,720
Speaker 1: and she just like is a savvy consumer. So she

426
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:57,800
Speaker 1: just got a disc like she's just good. And then

427
00:21:57,880 --> 00:22:01,280
Speaker 1: I order it and it's six house dollars, just like

428
00:22:01,359 --> 00:22:03,720
Speaker 1: how did I how did this happen? I know I

429
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:06,680
Speaker 1: had delivery fee. She like found a flatbed truck and

430
00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:09,800
Speaker 1: had some guy deliver it probably for free, like I

431
00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:13,600
Speaker 1: had to just you know, Um, but it is worth it.

432
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:16,119
Speaker 1: It's beautiful. It's too big for my living room. It

433
00:22:16,200 --> 00:22:20,119
Speaker 1: should be an u multi multimillion dollar home that has

434
00:22:20,119 --> 00:22:22,320
Speaker 1: a lot of space. So it's like a couch for

435
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:25,040
Speaker 1: like a rich person in a you know, fairly modest

436
00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:30,400
Speaker 1: tiptoeing around it, like trying to get your body around it,

437
00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:33,160
Speaker 1: and it's just huge. It's too big for the room

438
00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:36,600
Speaker 1: for sure. It just looks it. It's it's nice though,

439
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:39,360
Speaker 1: but it's so cozy. Um, Chris and I will never

440
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:41,680
Speaker 1: have to touch each other again on the couch. That's

441
00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:45,240
Speaker 1: nice for him. Old pillow fort he built up. He

442
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:48,640
Speaker 1: builds a fort of pillows between us at night. Brian. Um,

443
00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:51,800
Speaker 1: that's just a thing like that he does. Um, I

444
00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:54,360
Speaker 1: have to like sneak my hand through the pillows like

445
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:59,480
Speaker 1: a weird like a British garden snake through the rocks

446
00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:04,040
Speaker 1: to like to access him. And then um, so yeah,

447
00:23:04,119 --> 00:23:06,240
Speaker 1: he'll he'll enjoy that hand. We got a bed couch

448
00:23:06,359 --> 00:23:08,840
Speaker 1: by this name, you know. Yeah, and me and my

449
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:13,000
Speaker 1: fiance Ali, we sleep in different in separate beds. You

450
00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:15,000
Speaker 1: have sleep app in the air or what's happened. No,

451
00:23:15,119 --> 00:23:17,200
Speaker 1: we just don't want to be in the same bed.

452
00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:20,240
Speaker 1: We want to sleep were next to each other, same

453
00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:24,080
Speaker 1: beds like some people put double beds together, like and

454
00:23:24,119 --> 00:23:26,919
Speaker 1: I love Lucy where they're just like Lucy and no, no no, no,

455
00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:30,560
Speaker 1: like sleep like you they're they're touching, but they're separate units.

456
00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:33,199
Speaker 1: So that when you know, we have separate beds, separate rooms,

457
00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:38,560
Speaker 1: separate rooms, rooms, and we have separate couches. Wait, do

458
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:41,359
Speaker 1: you just not live together? Is that what we're just?

459
00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:44,000
Speaker 1: Did you sing? Here? I live in Tennessee and she

460
00:23:44,119 --> 00:23:46,600
Speaker 1: lives in Nebraska, So that's a weird way to say that.

461
00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:50,560
Speaker 1: It's a long distance relationship relationship. I've never actually met her,

462
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:53,679
Speaker 1: you know, she h saw pictures online. No, No, we

463
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:56,880
Speaker 1: have separate beds, separate rooms, and it's wonderful. How did

464
00:23:56,880 --> 00:23:59,399
Speaker 1: you get to that? Did it start that way? Do

465
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:03,719
Speaker 1: you know? I lived with your boyfriend's brother, Tim. Yeah,

466
00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:08,040
Speaker 1: And the moment that he said we decided to be roommates,

467
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:10,679
Speaker 1: I said, I laid down the ground rules. One of

468
00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:13,239
Speaker 1: the first things I ever said to Tim was we

469
00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:16,680
Speaker 1: are getting separate dishes. When if your dishes are dirty

470
00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:19,160
Speaker 1: in the sink, not my problem. I'm gonna have clean dishes.

471
00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:20,879
Speaker 1: And then we had separate dishes the whole time, and

472
00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:24,400
Speaker 1: we never thought about dishes. So then when my mouth moved,

473
00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:27,000
Speaker 1: when I moved, when we moved in together, I don't

474
00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:28,600
Speaker 1: I don't know who to say. I didn't move on

475
00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:31,200
Speaker 1: with the hers. She didn't move with me moving together. Um,

476
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:34,080
Speaker 1: I said, we're doing separate beds, and she's like really,

477
00:24:34,359 --> 00:24:37,560
Speaker 1: And I was like, you don't understand. It makes everything

478
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:40,840
Speaker 1: so much better. We both have different sleep schedules. We

479
00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:43,800
Speaker 1: sleep differently. Jack sleeps in the bed that my dog,

480
00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:48,880
Speaker 1: and it works out great, works out great. He doesn't

481
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:55,919
Speaker 1: have a separate bed, so he's Jack sleeps save dishes. Um,

482
00:24:55,960 --> 00:25:00,520
Speaker 1: what's this sleep schedule? Still can't talk? What's their sleep schedule?

483
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:03,439
Speaker 1: Anya has temporary veneers. By the way, So if you

484
00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:07,680
Speaker 1: hear her slurring, it's because wanting to kill herself. Um.

485
00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:14,159
Speaker 1: I generally wake up early, and um, if Ali's not

486
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:18,560
Speaker 1: going to work, she'll still sleep in late. And um, yeah,

487
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,119
Speaker 1: like on the weekend, she likes to sleep in and

488
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:23,119
Speaker 1: I like to wake up early and start running the house. Okay,

489
00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:25,240
Speaker 1: let me just let me just throw some lobs some

490
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:27,840
Speaker 1: questions your way. Or just lobs some things that like,

491
00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:30,800
Speaker 1: because I'm on board with this, I listen. I'm someone

492
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:32,600
Speaker 1: who doesn't like commitment. I don't want even want to

493
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:35,840
Speaker 1: live with my partner yet, Like I it just seems

494
00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:37,800
Speaker 1: like too much. It's kind of scary. I probably would

495
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:39,480
Speaker 1: do the same thing. I want Chris to like move

496
00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:42,439
Speaker 1: into my building and live near me, like, but I

497
00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:46,000
Speaker 1: do like after we like when we go to bed

498
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:49,359
Speaker 1: and we, um, you know, do our thing, which is

499
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:54,440
Speaker 1: just do the crossword puzzle together, no, like instead of sex.

500
00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:56,720
Speaker 1: Right now, I would say mostly most of our time

501
00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:59,320
Speaker 1: in bed, Chris and I are playing spelling bee or

502
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:02,280
Speaker 1: wordle or crossword puzzles. But spelling bee is our new

503
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:03,520
Speaker 1: thing and I got on you into it too. The

504
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:06,440
Speaker 1: New York Times spelling Bee it's like boggle, but it's

505
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:09,400
Speaker 1: really fun anyway. It's it's so hard and it's fun.

506
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:12,040
Speaker 1: But um, that's what we usually do. We play spelling

507
00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:14,119
Speaker 1: bee separately, and then we share our words that we found,

508
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:16,960
Speaker 1: and then we reach genius level and then we feel

509
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:19,600
Speaker 1: accomplished and then we I sneak my hand through the snake.

510
00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:21,240
Speaker 1: I kind of I go, I'm gonna get it, and

511
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:22,640
Speaker 1: then he goes don't get it, and then we kind

512
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:26,760
Speaker 1: of giggle and then we go to sleep. I enjoy.

513
00:26:28,119 --> 00:26:30,679
Speaker 1: I enjoy in the middle of the night, Like if

514
00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:32,560
Speaker 1: I go to the bathroom, when I come back, he's

515
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:35,800
Speaker 1: I guess he's not like a He's a really heavy sleeper,

516
00:26:36,119 --> 00:26:37,680
Speaker 1: so if he wakes up, he kind of just goes

517
00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:40,240
Speaker 1: like and he like sticks his head up and he

518
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:42,480
Speaker 1: like just like gives me his lips and I just

519
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:44,600
Speaker 1: like give him a kiss, and then we go back

520
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:46,800
Speaker 1: to sleep. I like those like intimate moments in the

521
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:48,439
Speaker 1: middle of the night. Sometimes when I can't sleep, I

522
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,960
Speaker 1: like to like watch his back like rise and fall

523
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:53,040
Speaker 1: as he breathes, like I kind of like, I like.

524
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:56,320
Speaker 1: But then I also fucking hate that I can't like

525
00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:59,040
Speaker 1: sprawl out and like put my leg up in a

526
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:02,000
Speaker 1: different way that I want, and that I can't listen

527
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:06,520
Speaker 1: to my phone without my air bots in because it's

528
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:08,879
Speaker 1: hurts your ears when you sleep on the airpot and

529
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:10,480
Speaker 1: so I would like to just have the speaker phone

530
00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:11,719
Speaker 1: next to my head, which is what I do when

531
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:13,479
Speaker 1: I sleep. So there are benefits to both. Do you

532
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:15,680
Speaker 1: feel like you're lacking in any way when you can't

533
00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:17,760
Speaker 1: share a bed and do you have a separate bed

534
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:20,280
Speaker 1: for hanky panky or whose bed do you go to? Well,

535
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:22,880
Speaker 1: that was a that's a great point about the earbuds

536
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:24,880
Speaker 1: because I listened to a podcast to go to bed

537
00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:28,679
Speaker 1: every night. I need. I need somebody's talking in order

538
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:31,600
Speaker 1: to fall asleep. I can't. I need a bedtime story basically,

539
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:34,320
Speaker 1: and it has to be you know, sometimes I listen

540
00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:36,679
Speaker 1: to a podcast at night and it's too interesting and

541
00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:40,440
Speaker 1: then I'm two hours and I'm like, yes, one succession

542
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:43,639
Speaker 1: I was. I couldn't. I was choosing that over sleeping. Yeah,

543
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:45,680
Speaker 1: I need a podcast that's like, I need Sam Harris

544
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:48,960
Speaker 1: podcast because it's so dense. I try to pay attention

545
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,080
Speaker 1: and then my brain starts getting tired because I'm trying

546
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:55,160
Speaker 1: to figure out what the like He's using the word

547
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:57,879
Speaker 1: partitioned a lot, like I just there's words that I

548
00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:01,520
Speaker 1: just am like so overwhelmed by that. It's so dense

549
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:03,240
Speaker 1: that I feel like it makes me fall asleep because

550
00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:04,960
Speaker 1: my brain gets tired trying to keep up with it.

551
00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:06,920
Speaker 1: And then Stuff you Should Know is also a good

552
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:09,040
Speaker 1: podcast to listen to because those guys have gentle voices.

553
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:11,080
Speaker 1: Do you recommend any what podcast is do you listen

554
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:14,600
Speaker 1: to to fall asleep? I need just anyone's I have

555
00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:18,000
Speaker 1: not found one that consistently makes me fall asleep. Every

556
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,359
Speaker 1: time I think there's a boring podcast, all of a

557
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:22,880
Speaker 1: sudden they come out with a banger episode that keeps

558
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:25,320
Speaker 1: me up all night because I can't sleep. I'm like,

559
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:28,040
Speaker 1: wait to say that. Sometimes I'll listen to like fantasy

560
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:31,199
Speaker 1: football podcasts where they're just like listing out players and

561
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:33,439
Speaker 1: that I can fall asleep too, usually because it's like okay,

562
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:35,680
Speaker 1: they're just like this player is pretty fast, and then

563
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:38,080
Speaker 1: this player is slow, and then what about this player? Well,

564
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:40,960
Speaker 1: here's a tone of voices is so important. Like I

565
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:45,640
Speaker 1: just found this ASMR video that is crushing it for me.

566
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:48,680
Speaker 1: I want to just direct people to it if they

567
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:50,440
Speaker 1: need something to listen to to fall asleep too, And

568
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:52,680
Speaker 1: it might creep you out because you're not into ASMR,

569
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:55,160
Speaker 1: but if you, if you are, this is the this

570
00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:59,160
Speaker 1: is the one to do. It's um. Her name is

571
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:03,440
Speaker 1: Astro seven seven seven. She only has like she doesn't

572
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:09,760
Speaker 1: have that many followers. Astro astros Space Glow seven seven seven.

573
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:12,320
Speaker 1: Glow seven seven seven is one and you listen to

574
00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:17,040
Speaker 1: asmar magazine flipping soft spoken boom it. I cannot get

575
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:19,280
Speaker 1: through it. I have listened to it when I am

576
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:22,400
Speaker 1: wide awake. It I have not gotten past every time

577
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:24,160
Speaker 1: I go, oh my god, this is the last part

578
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:26,120
Speaker 1: I remember, and then I make it maybe one more

579
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:28,720
Speaker 1: sentence and then I'm out and it's um. It's worked

580
00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:31,000
Speaker 1: for me now probably like seven times. There's also a

581
00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:34,960
Speaker 1: ted talk about like loving yourself by this like Irish

582
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:39,120
Speaker 1: woman that I can't get that board. Oh yeah, I'm like,

583
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:43,600
Speaker 1: this isn't working for me. So there's some okay, so

584
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:48,760
Speaker 1: that the roofies you into sleep, Oh yeah, for sure.

585
00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:51,080
Speaker 1: If there's something just so soothing about it, there's something

586
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:53,640
Speaker 1: about it that just it's like a lullaby. It's like

587
00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:56,400
Speaker 1: the it's just being talked to. I have a theory

588
00:29:56,640 --> 00:30:00,480
Speaker 1: that people who like Asmar didn't get enough love from

589
00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:02,840
Speaker 1: their mother as a child in terms of like they

590
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:05,040
Speaker 1: were just stressed out as a child and they didn't

591
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:09,320
Speaker 1: get like a comforting like voice that like made them

592
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:12,160
Speaker 1: feel safe, or they did and it was like the

593
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:14,440
Speaker 1: thing they hung Like my grandma used to like rub

594
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:17,000
Speaker 1: my back and talk like really softly, and it was

595
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:19,440
Speaker 1: really like I would only get it you know, once

596
00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:21,560
Speaker 1: every two weeks when I saw her, So I was

597
00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:23,640
Speaker 1: always like Jones and for it and not that my

598
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:26,160
Speaker 1: mom is like not a loving person. She is, but

599
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:29,480
Speaker 1: she just isn't like a soft spoken like things are okay,

600
00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:31,640
Speaker 1: Like I would just hear them like singing in the

601
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:34,520
Speaker 1: in the next room like Fleetwood Mac and it would

602
00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:38,120
Speaker 1: just be like loud and annoying. Um, so okay, back

603
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:44,320
Speaker 1: to your sleeping situation. Um, can we talk about, um, uh,

604
00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:47,080
Speaker 1: what you do for sexual relations and who's bad you

605
00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:48,640
Speaker 1: choose and then how you guys like go like, uh,

606
00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:50,960
Speaker 1: see you tomorrow, Like how do you like get her

607
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:56,480
Speaker 1: out of there? Um, I'll leave, I'll leave after and

608
00:30:56,520 --> 00:31:00,440
Speaker 1: go into my room and you'll leave before begins. Yeah,

609
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:05,800
Speaker 1: you know what this is for me? She's like, yeah,

610
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:12,520
Speaker 1: I'm good, thanks, but I got to get to my podcast. Yeah,

611
00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:15,960
Speaker 1: I oh, there's something else. I'm not changing the subject,

612
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,840
Speaker 1: but I wanted to go back to, uh, what you

613
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:20,600
Speaker 1: were just saying, which now I forgot you were just

614
00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:25,680
Speaker 1: saying so that it affects me, Like when I'm on

615
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:28,120
Speaker 1: the subway train, I'd zone out all the time. And

616
00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:30,120
Speaker 1: it's interesting that you say that because I did feel

617
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:32,480
Speaker 1: like I uh, you know, I have a great mom,

618
00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:34,320
Speaker 1: but I didn't get a lot of I don't think

619
00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:36,240
Speaker 1: we're not very like touchy. You know, there's not like

620
00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:38,960
Speaker 1: a lot of hugging and stuff going on. That's interesting theory.

621
00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:41,400
Speaker 1: And Molly Shannon has it, and I read Molly Shannon.

622
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:43,080
Speaker 1: Molly Shan was the first celebrity I saw to come

623
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:45,480
Speaker 1: out about ASMAR because when I first had it, it

624
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:47,760
Speaker 1: was really shameful that I liked. This thing is almost

625
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:50,600
Speaker 1: like pornography, because it's like these videos are so weird.

626
00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:53,120
Speaker 1: It was just this community of like weirdos, and we

627
00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:55,320
Speaker 1: didn't talk about it outside of it, and there would

628
00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:57,000
Speaker 1: be videos about how to come out to your parents

629
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,600
Speaker 1: as having ASMR, like it was a weird thing and

630
00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:02,400
Speaker 1: culturally accepted. But I remember Smilly Shannon was the first

631
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:05,200
Speaker 1: person on Conan. She talked about having ASMR and liking

632
00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:07,960
Speaker 1: listening to people like brush people's hair or something, and

633
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:11,920
Speaker 1: that's not my trigger, but sometimes it is. And then

634
00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:13,720
Speaker 1: I read her book and her mom died when she

635
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:18,040
Speaker 1: was four, and she never got maternal affection and like

636
00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:21,360
Speaker 1: and consistent, like if you didn't feel safe as a child,

637
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:23,840
Speaker 1: like I was always scared of monsters and my parents.

638
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:25,880
Speaker 1: I would go like I'm scared, and they would just

639
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:27,920
Speaker 1: be like, go back to bed. There was there was

640
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:29,760
Speaker 1: never any like relief from it. I don't know why

641
00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:31,400
Speaker 1: I would would have done in their shoes. They did

642
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:34,120
Speaker 1: the best they could and they weren't like dismissive of

643
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:37,120
Speaker 1: my feelings. But I just didn't ever feel I was

644
00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:40,800
Speaker 1: always fearful going to bed like I was in you know,

645
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:42,920
Speaker 1: I was in a war zone or something like. It

646
00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:45,760
Speaker 1: was just constantly like shivering under the covers. But I

647
00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:47,440
Speaker 1: didn't want to be two under the covers because I

648
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:49,240
Speaker 1: would get hot, and then I didn't want to expose

649
00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:51,640
Speaker 1: my skin because then the axe murderer could like chop

650
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:53,840
Speaker 1: off my arm, but the blanket would protect me from

651
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:57,320
Speaker 1: the axe. So yeah, that's interesting. I think there might

652
00:32:57,360 --> 00:33:00,920
Speaker 1: be a correlation there. Someone more with a science brain

653
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:04,640
Speaker 1: should look into it. I do also want to say

654
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:10,400
Speaker 1: that your triggers why subway, Uh well, the camera where

655
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:13,120
Speaker 1: you this thing where you're like putting your hands close

656
00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:15,200
Speaker 1: to the camera lens and like it covers like the

657
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:19,320
Speaker 1: top two corners of the lens. That uh, that triggers me.

658
00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:22,840
Speaker 1: And then the droning what the lens when they when

659
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:27,080
Speaker 1: they when they cover up the lens. Wait wait and

660
00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:29,280
Speaker 1: then they do no, no, no, I think he's just talking.

661
00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:30,960
Speaker 1: This is separate. This is like the videos you watch

662
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:33,400
Speaker 1: on it on YouTube. Yes, and they'll be like they'll

663
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:36,160
Speaker 1: just this stuff. There's just hand moved. So that's like, oh,

664
00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:38,960
Speaker 1: like brushing, like do you like the sounds of brushing

665
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:42,280
Speaker 1: or you like the visuals pett for some reason, like

666
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:44,360
Speaker 1: you're looking at it and it's just like you'll see

667
00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:47,440
Speaker 1: some ASMR videos where they're like constantly moving their hands

668
00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:50,240
Speaker 1: across the camera sting. That's why I like it. It's

669
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:52,960
Speaker 1: so much like porn because there are so many different

670
00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:56,440
Speaker 1: ways to get off with an ASMR brain Like that

671
00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:59,800
Speaker 1: would never do it for me. Whispering really haunts me.

672
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:03,000
Speaker 1: When be there like hi everyone, welcome back, and they

673
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:05,680
Speaker 1: like click their fingers or they like tap on something,

674
00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:08,600
Speaker 1: I'm just like stop. It's like it's miss aphonia, like

675
00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:11,040
Speaker 1: it hurts my ears. But then a woman just being

676
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:15,400
Speaker 1: like I really like Zoey Kravitz's outfit here. It's like

677
00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:18,200
Speaker 1: I like how it's simple and the khakis pair with

678
00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:21,080
Speaker 1: the white shirt really like perfectly, and I just I

679
00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:22,680
Speaker 1: don't know, I think she's really cool, and then they'd

680
00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:27,160
Speaker 1: turn the page. I'm just like, like, my brain is coming.

681
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:32,440
Speaker 1: You guys feel right good? Or does it just soothe you?

682
00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:35,920
Speaker 1: Or does it produce an actual Like there's definitely a

683
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:40,000
Speaker 1: chemical reaction going off. It feels when I can trigger it. Brand.

684
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:42,360
Speaker 1: I don't know about you, but I it's like coming

685
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:44,919
Speaker 1: a lot like it. Honestly, you have to like kind

686
00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:47,520
Speaker 1: of stay away from asmar for a little bit too,

687
00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:50,240
Speaker 1: because you I think most people who are into asmar

688
00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:51,600
Speaker 1: at this point, if you've been doing it more than

689
00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:54,960
Speaker 1: a year, you have burnt out your asmar like the

690
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:59,359
Speaker 1: real where it floods down your like it's like a

691
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:02,760
Speaker 1: spinal t like it floods down your spine. It starts

692
00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:04,239
Speaker 1: in your head kind of tingles, and it's kind of

693
00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:06,560
Speaker 1: like goes. It's it's like a brain work that but

694
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:10,000
Speaker 1: I only have that one someone is talking right above

695
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:12,680
Speaker 1: my head. But then it's like a physical thing and

696
00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:16,440
Speaker 1: I go oh, and it's like amazing feeling but tickly.

697
00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:19,640
Speaker 1: But that's the only time I gets it's not that bad. Oh,

698
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:22,800
Speaker 1: that's sexual. I feel like that can be almost sexual

699
00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:26,719
Speaker 1: because it's like a tickle. Asmar never feels like like

700
00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:30,120
Speaker 1: Brian do agree. Asmar doesn't feel like something like whoa

701
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:35,120
Speaker 1: like a roller coaster, it's posts quitus. Yes, it's like okays.

702
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:39,120
Speaker 1: After you have finished, you are laying there and you're

703
00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:42,839
Speaker 1: just like I nothing, uh, you know, you don't really

704
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:45,000
Speaker 1: you don't want to talk frequently, you might fall asleep,

705
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:48,120
Speaker 1: and it is just kind of like this zoned out

706
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:50,239
Speaker 1: like what I want to do. And this is why

707
00:35:50,239 --> 00:35:52,480
Speaker 1: it's bad that happens on the subway for me, is

708
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:55,640
Speaker 1: what I wind up doing is I am just staring

709
00:35:55,920 --> 00:36:01,400
Speaker 1: into space at nothing and I and I can't break me. Yes,

710
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:04,480
Speaker 1: as soon as I break the gays, then it's over

711
00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:05,879
Speaker 1: and I don't want to be over. So I'm just

712
00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:08,600
Speaker 1: like zoned out staring. And then sometimes there's like a guy.

713
00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:10,840
Speaker 1: I hope I never do it when there's like some

714
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:13,960
Speaker 1: like a woman across me, but when I check myself.

715
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:15,520
Speaker 1: But when if there's like an old man with a

716
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:17,839
Speaker 1: newspaper and he's like, what the hell is this guy

717
00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:23,319
Speaker 1: looking at out my percentage of the time does this

718
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:26,000
Speaker 1: happen to you too? When you're listening to Asmar one

719
00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:29,399
Speaker 1: hundred zero zero For me, now like it's maybe I

720
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:32,080
Speaker 1: get triggered because I I'll wean myself off, so I'll

721
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:34,000
Speaker 1: just listen to podcast for a while to soothe myself

722
00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:37,520
Speaker 1: to sleep, so I won't do Asmar videos. For a while,

723
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:40,239
Speaker 1: I was watching the eating Asmar videos and that gives

724
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:42,600
Speaker 1: me a soothing feeling. Like let me just say, like,

725
00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:45,719
Speaker 1: for me now Asmar videos, most of the time, it's

726
00:36:45,719 --> 00:36:48,160
Speaker 1: like having sex but not coming, like it feels good.

727
00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:50,120
Speaker 1: And let me just say, most of the time, women

728
00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:52,640
Speaker 1: don't need to come from sex, like I'm fine not coming,

729
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:54,840
Speaker 1: Like I think that men get in their head that

730
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:56,919
Speaker 1: like we need to come every time because you do,

731
00:36:57,080 --> 00:36:59,239
Speaker 1: because it's like what would be the point of just like,

732
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:01,680
Speaker 1: but women can have fun and feel good during sex

733
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:04,120
Speaker 1: and we do want to come, but like sometimes trust us,

734
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:05,719
Speaker 1: if we are like we don't need to, it still

735
00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:08,480
Speaker 1: feels good. So for me now I think ASMR is

736
00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:12,480
Speaker 1: like it's intimacy. It's it feels like intimacy. But then

737
00:37:12,719 --> 00:37:15,440
Speaker 1: there are times where I've staved myself for a while

738
00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:19,279
Speaker 1: and I will get hit by of I'll just go

739
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:21,880
Speaker 1: into my YouTube and like find a new kind of trigger,

740
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:24,400
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, it's like whoa, and it

741
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:28,520
Speaker 1: lasts probably I don't know, like it lasts like twenty

742
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:32,759
Speaker 1: seconds for like the good, good feeling, and then it

743
00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:35,080
Speaker 1: kind of just then you're in that numb state where

744
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:36,799
Speaker 1: you're like and then I probably fall asleep because I'm

745
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:40,800
Speaker 1: so relaxed. It's like it's the feeling of safety, warmth.

746
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:43,240
Speaker 1: It's like all it's the best feeling in the world

747
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:46,359
Speaker 1: next to orgasm. Like it's it's right up there with it,

748
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:49,919
Speaker 1: and I'm so lucky that I have it. But um, yeah,

749
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:53,680
Speaker 1: it's um. I definitely think it's due to mothers who

750
00:37:53,719 --> 00:37:59,840
Speaker 1: are not that or children who felt distressed and sought

751
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:03,720
Speaker 1: like just a comforting voice like this. But I don't

752
00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:06,520
Speaker 1: like when they try too hard, Like it's almost like

753
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:08,040
Speaker 1: the same way I look at porn. I don't like

754
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:12,759
Speaker 1: porn where the girl's like like, it's so obvious that

755
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:15,080
Speaker 1: you're acting. I mean, I think most people don't like that.

756
00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:17,440
Speaker 1: I don't know why it's such a huge part of

757
00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:21,880
Speaker 1: porn then for everyone to be like, like, why is

758
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:24,480
Speaker 1: that a part of it? Who likes that sounds like

759
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:27,920
Speaker 1: a baby crying listen, Well, I think they know what

760
00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:33,360
Speaker 1: they're doing, and so I wanted to be natural. I

761
00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:35,480
Speaker 1: wanted to be like a woman flipping through magazine the

762
00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:37,560
Speaker 1: way she would if she were just like if her

763
00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:40,360
Speaker 1: like her nephew was sitting like in the crook of

764
00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:42,160
Speaker 1: her arm, and she was just trying to like, let's

765
00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:44,240
Speaker 1: get ready to go to bed, and like talking softly

766
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:46,759
Speaker 1: but not trying too hard. I don't like when people

767
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:48,520
Speaker 1: are like tapping things too much. I'm like, would you

768
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:51,360
Speaker 1: just tap normally like that? No, Like, stop putting on

769
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:54,080
Speaker 1: a performance. I don't want it to be performative, much

770
00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:56,000
Speaker 1: like I don't want to stand up to be performative.

771
00:38:56,239 --> 00:39:00,640
Speaker 1: I don't like performative when things are opposed to be real,

772
00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:03,960
Speaker 1: if that makes any sense. Yeah, Like I don't like

773
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:06,160
Speaker 1: I don't like Broadway shows. This is why I don't

774
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:10,200
Speaker 1: like Broadway. It is too locked into performative. There's no

775
00:39:11,239 --> 00:39:14,800
Speaker 1: there's for me. There's just no. Um. Well, Broadway shows

776
00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:16,680
Speaker 1: are like supposed to be the opposite of real. It's

777
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:21,640
Speaker 1: supposed to be as far away from real. Yeah, all right,

778
00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:25,760
Speaker 1: But like I sometimes people say like, like Broadway shows

779
00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:29,919
Speaker 1: are cheesy, and I'm like, yeah, that's the whole point.

780
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:33,719
Speaker 1: They're supposed to be. Yes, totally um, And I think

781
00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:35,840
Speaker 1: I enjoy a Broadway show, you just have to go

782
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:38,319
Speaker 1: in knowing, like it's like when you're watching a reality show.

783
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:41,600
Speaker 1: It's like embarrassing to watch people act sometimes, and like

784
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:45,080
Speaker 1: even if it's like that, what's that one play that's

785
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:48,000
Speaker 1: like my four Sons or like all my Sons, what's

786
00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:50,680
Speaker 1: the one that like all the best actors are in.

787
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:52,840
Speaker 1: You guys know what I'm talking about. Someone knows what

788
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:58,120
Speaker 1: I'm talking about, but like watching like stay, yeah, yes,

789
00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:05,239
Speaker 1: it's about thank you San, that's my four Sons. I'm

790
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:10,879
Speaker 1: not kidding you think yeah, and it's like a yeah,

791
00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:15,600
Speaker 1: mean Dad Sons salesman. Yes. And I saw Brian Dennihee

792
00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:18,200
Speaker 1: in that, and like the Saint Louis like traveling production. Wow.

793
00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:20,920
Speaker 1: I just remember being like this is awkward. He's just

794
00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:24,279
Speaker 1: like we know you're acting. It's like I need it's

795
00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:26,719
Speaker 1: just like right here and you're like and then they

796
00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:29,080
Speaker 1: bow at the end and they're like break character, and

797
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:31,759
Speaker 1: it's just kind of embarrassing. Even though I'm dying to

798
00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:34,480
Speaker 1: be in a musical at some point then I do

799
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:37,200
Speaker 1: love musicals. Have you ever seen a Lady in the Fountain?

800
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:40,400
Speaker 1: Lady in the Fountain? Was that I think a Phantom

801
00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:50,799
Speaker 1: of the Opera, A mask man, half mask man. Yeah yeah,

802
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:55,719
Speaker 1: but uh yeah, I just um, ASMR needed to be real.

803
00:40:56,800 --> 00:41:01,520
Speaker 1: Um wait, so what was I gonna say? Um? Yeah,

804
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:05,439
Speaker 1: but you your bed habits. Can I say something about

805
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:09,120
Speaker 1: the window habits? Yeah? Please? Um, there's a real There's

806
00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:10,880
Speaker 1: another reason why we can't sleep in the same bed

807
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:14,040
Speaker 1: is because frequently I'll wake up in the middle of

808
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:20,960
Speaker 1: the night screaming. Yeah, I'll be screaming, and I've done

809
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,640
Speaker 1: it this week because I'm afraid. I have a lot

810
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:26,880
Speaker 1: of well it's anxiety, and I think it's it's connected

811
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:29,520
Speaker 1: to ASMR too. I think people with high anxiety can

812
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:32,520
Speaker 1: experience the ASMR better because they need to chill. But

813
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:35,400
Speaker 1: like this weekend, I was, I was, I was afraid

814
00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:38,400
Speaker 1: that the man, that the man next door is going

815
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:41,600
Speaker 1: to come attack me, and so I wake up screaming.

816
00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:44,680
Speaker 1: And you know, there was one time when I was

817
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:47,560
Speaker 1: in college, I lived in a house with four other people,

818
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:51,480
Speaker 1: and one time I woke up and in the middle

819
00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:54,920
Speaker 1: of the night screaming because I thought I saw a

820
00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:58,000
Speaker 1: demon in the top right corner, like and it looks

821
00:41:58,040 --> 00:42:02,960
Speaker 1: like a black, large hornet flattening. And you know that

822
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:06,359
Speaker 1: moment people have, Yes, you know that moment when you're

823
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:09,280
Speaker 1: like are about to wake up, but you're still asleep

824
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:12,520
Speaker 1: and so you're like semi aware. Well, that happened to me.

825
00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:15,560
Speaker 1: I saw the demon hornet in the corner out of

826
00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:19,319
Speaker 1: my bed, screaming, and I ran through the house screaming.

827
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:23,239
Speaker 1: And when did you realize you were screaming running through

828
00:42:23,239 --> 00:42:26,040
Speaker 1: the house and there wasn't a hornet? Like there was.

829
00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:27,920
Speaker 1: It dawned on you at some point and then you

830
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:31,839
Speaker 1: would like, slow down your pace. I heard the one

831
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:35,520
Speaker 1: my roommate go shut the fuck up, and I woke

832
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:37,359
Speaker 1: you up out of it. Yeah, I was like, oh,

833
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:42,920
Speaker 1: that was like, no, you don't understand there's a hornet.

834
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:46,960
Speaker 1: I understood immediately that there was no hornet, and I

835
00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:49,879
Speaker 1: was like, oh, oh sorry, and then I went back

836
00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:53,520
Speaker 1: to sleep. God, your mind betrays you. Everyone has this

837
00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:58,239
Speaker 1: where you're like, our mind hijacks us and convinces us

838
00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:02,120
Speaker 1: of something that's just not real and not happening. Yes,

839
00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:07,200
Speaker 1: and that's dreaming. Is like people Sam Harris, I like,

840
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:09,000
Speaker 1: oh that. He always says people are scared to do

841
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:12,040
Speaker 1: psychedelics and they're like, where it's my mind going to

842
00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:16,120
Speaker 1: see or they're scared to do. I guess it's like this,

843
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:19,040
Speaker 1: the fear of doing psychedelics, and he goes every single

844
00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:23,560
Speaker 1: night you go to sleep, and your brain enters into

845
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:27,600
Speaker 1: a world that you have no conscious control of, that

846
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:30,480
Speaker 1: you are going, that you literally think you're in. You

847
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:35,280
Speaker 1: are in a hallucination every single night of your fucking life.

848
00:43:35,719 --> 00:43:38,560
Speaker 1: What are you scared of? It's sleep is no different

849
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:42,080
Speaker 1: than tripping. It's just and you No one goes to

850
00:43:42,239 --> 00:43:44,400
Speaker 1: I mean there unless you're in Freddy Krueger movies or

851
00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:46,400
Speaker 1: unless you know. I think that there are people that

852
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:48,480
Speaker 1: are scared to go to sleep because they have to

853
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:50,040
Speaker 1: wake up in the morning and like get up and

854
00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:53,040
Speaker 1: like I'm scared of sleeping. Sometimes not because of dreams.

855
00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:56,360
Speaker 1: I'm just scared of like I know this day, the

856
00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:58,560
Speaker 1: next time over my eyes will be like work, I

857
00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:03,879
Speaker 1: have to do it. Um. I'm not someone who um yeah,

858
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:06,759
Speaker 1: like you never. I never fear dreaming. If anything, I'm

859
00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:09,359
Speaker 1: always looking forward to it. But to do hallucinogens, I'm

860
00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:11,800
Speaker 1: terrified of that, of like what hornets are going to

861
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:14,200
Speaker 1: chase me? And that thing? Even though every time I

862
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:17,160
Speaker 1: fall asleep I'm bound to see something like I would say,

863
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:19,359
Speaker 1: once a week, I have a scary dream, but I'm

864
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:22,239
Speaker 1: not fearful all the time. Um. So, I just think

865
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:24,840
Speaker 1: that's interesting that we do surrender to this thing that

866
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:28,120
Speaker 1: we literally have no idea why it happens, how it happens.

867
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:31,600
Speaker 1: Science like has not broken it yet. We enter into

868
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:34,520
Speaker 1: that and we're not totally terrified. We don't judge it.

869
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:37,759
Speaker 1: But a hallucin like you know LSD and people are

870
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:40,560
Speaker 1: just like you know, there's so much stigma around that.

871
00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:43,840
Speaker 1: Have you ever done hallucinogens? Brian No, And I am

872
00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:46,160
Speaker 1: one of the people that's scared of it. The only

873
00:44:46,239 --> 00:44:49,239
Speaker 1: drug I've done is is weed, and uh, every other

874
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:51,799
Speaker 1: drug I'm really scared of And like, um, that's sound

875
00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:58,680
Speaker 1: really uncool. I'm just done. I've done doing weed is funny. Yeah, yeah,

876
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:01,719
Speaker 1: that's that just shows how I'm not cool, Okay, and

877
00:45:01,920 --> 00:45:04,879
Speaker 1: I am not cool, and I'm proud of it. Thought

878
00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:10,160
Speaker 1: you were kind of cool? Yeah you're cool. The possum

879
00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:12,719
Speaker 1: stories cool is fun? Cool? Think it's good to be cool?

880
00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:16,360
Speaker 1: I don't think it's good. What Okay, we have to

881
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:18,120
Speaker 1: take a break. We have to hear why being cool

882
00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:22,160
Speaker 1: is not cool to Brian Francis clear to get back. Okay, Brian,

883
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:25,680
Speaker 1: we're back. Why is being cool not cool? Well, I

884
00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:31,360
Speaker 1: think people that are are being cool are generally trying

885
00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:33,840
Speaker 1: too hard to put on some kind of persona that

886
00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:39,439
Speaker 1: isn't real, and it makes them, it makes them. Yeah,

887
00:45:39,719 --> 00:45:43,239
Speaker 1: ok I listen to the podcast. There's actually there's two.

888
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:46,759
Speaker 1: There's one thing that I'm that I need clarification on. Okay, fine,

889
00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:49,560
Speaker 1: So you used to say very frequently, uh, Noah is

890
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:52,200
Speaker 1: in Arizona, And I didn't listen to the episode where

891
00:45:52,239 --> 00:45:55,320
Speaker 1: that was that became a thing. So I want to know,

892
00:45:56,280 --> 00:45:59,680
Speaker 1: is Noah in Arizona or are you saying, like there

893
00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:04,839
Speaker 1: there's a city in is it Arizona? She lives in Arizona? Okay?

894
00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:07,719
Speaker 1: And it was just yeah, it just sounds cool, but

895
00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:11,040
Speaker 1: it's it's just true. When I heard that, I looked

896
00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:12,719
Speaker 1: it up and it turns out there is a city

897
00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:16,880
Speaker 1: in Arizona named Noah. Stop oh it has an H

898
00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:19,719
Speaker 1: at the end. But I was like, maybe that's what

899
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:22,000
Speaker 1: they're saying. You're like, maybe there was like a thing

900
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:25,320
Speaker 1: about Noah Arizona. Yeah, And it's like as if you

901
00:46:25,360 --> 00:46:27,000
Speaker 1: were saying, like and if you had a if your

902
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:30,000
Speaker 1: podcast producer was named Cleveland. If you're like in Cleveland's

903
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,680
Speaker 1: in Ohio, it would be like the same thing. That's funny.

904
00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:34,759
Speaker 1: I thought it was that joke. Well, thanks for doing

905
00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:38,680
Speaker 1: that research and making the making that thing any more

906
00:46:38,719 --> 00:46:40,800
Speaker 1: than what it was than just a factual statement that

907
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:45,320
Speaker 1: Noah actually lives in Arizona. Brian. I mean this is

908
00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:48,200
Speaker 1: pretty much because what you're talking about, like, anyone who's

909
00:46:48,239 --> 00:46:51,480
Speaker 1: cool has put an effort to be cool. Therefore it

910
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:55,160
Speaker 1: makes it uncool, yes, and it makes them less happy

911
00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:58,440
Speaker 1: because now they're trying hard to put on a Brisona

912
00:46:58,480 --> 00:47:00,520
Speaker 1: and they're not truly being themselves. And I think the

913
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:05,240
Speaker 1: coolest thing you can do is be unapologetically yourself. Yes, honestly,

914
00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:08,200
Speaker 1: yes that is. But you know what's so hard is

915
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:10,600
Speaker 1: you know, and I go back to this all the time.

916
00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:13,560
Speaker 1: Chris always says to me, I've never met someone who

917
00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:16,560
Speaker 1: wants to be something other than what they are more

918
00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:18,880
Speaker 1: than you like, wants to like things that they don't like.

919
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:20,920
Speaker 1: And I've talked about this ad nauseum on here. So

920
00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:23,759
Speaker 1: I apologize. But like I wish I was someone who

921
00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:25,359
Speaker 1: liked to bake. I wish I was someone who liked

922
00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:27,520
Speaker 1: to organize. I wish I was someone who liked clean

923
00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:29,759
Speaker 1: linens and like to smell them, and like I would

924
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:32,080
Speaker 1: picture Anya like when you would like fold things and

925
00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:34,239
Speaker 1: you would just stare at your closet of folded things

926
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:36,520
Speaker 1: and you would be like hmm, Like, I wish I

927
00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:41,600
Speaker 1: was that kind of person that like liked Yes, okay,

928
00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:44,560
Speaker 1: well even more so, why did I had to pay

929
00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:47,880
Speaker 1: you to do that for me? That person? Today? Because

930
00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:50,600
Speaker 1: I have a pile of shit all over my bed

931
00:47:50,719 --> 00:47:53,040
Speaker 1: that needs to be folded. I really would love if

932
00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:55,920
Speaker 1: you had an actual pile of shit um that you

933
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:58,520
Speaker 1: needed to fold. But uh, yeah, I wish I was

934
00:47:58,680 --> 00:48:03,000
Speaker 1: that person, And I think that, yeah, when you are

935
00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:05,359
Speaker 1: your coolest self, you're okay that you don't like those

936
00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:09,800
Speaker 1: things like I. But it's so hard for me to

937
00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:14,759
Speaker 1: like I just being traveling yesterday. Traveling makes me so

938
00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:17,360
Speaker 1: depressed because you're just alone all day with your fucking

939
00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:19,759
Speaker 1: thoughts and you're just on your phone constantly, so you're

940
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:23,719
Speaker 1: comparing yourself to everyone, and it's just so hard not

941
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:26,759
Speaker 1: to hate yourself for the things that you're not or

942
00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:28,759
Speaker 1: like the you know, because I always talking about like

943
00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:30,200
Speaker 1: if you have a good body, it's because you got

944
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:32,319
Speaker 1: lucky with genetically, or you're just a person who likes

945
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:33,920
Speaker 1: to work out or has a motivation to do so.

946
00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:35,359
Speaker 1: And if you don't work out, it's not because you're

947
00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:37,400
Speaker 1: a fat, lazy piece of shit, it's because you just

948
00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:40,480
Speaker 1: don't have the brain that was you know that is

949
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:43,440
Speaker 1: conducive to working out every day. And you can't compare

950
00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:47,000
Speaker 1: yourself to Kirstin Floorman, who loves working out because she

951
00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:50,240
Speaker 1: was born with a athletic parents who have that genetic

952
00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:53,799
Speaker 1: disposition to like working out, Like, it's not because you're

953
00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:56,200
Speaker 1: a worse person, she just got lucky in that way.

954
00:48:56,719 --> 00:49:00,279
Speaker 1: But it's hard not to think that why can I

955
00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:02,400
Speaker 1: be that way? Like why did she get that? And

956
00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:04,880
Speaker 1: I did in and and go down that spiral? I

957
00:49:04,960 --> 00:49:07,319
Speaker 1: mean I was like I was. I'm never someone who's

958
00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:09,360
Speaker 1: like I need to get off Instagram, but yesterday I

959
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:12,399
Speaker 1: was in a bad place with it of like it's

960
00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:14,839
Speaker 1: Instagram's trying to get me to kill myself. I think

961
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:20,719
Speaker 1: they're really which is anti is antithetical to what they

962
00:49:20,920 --> 00:49:23,359
Speaker 1: actually want, which is me to live and keep spending money.

963
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:25,799
Speaker 1: Why are they trying to get us to be suicidal

964
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:28,080
Speaker 1: and like hate ourselves? So much. And the truth is

965
00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:31,080
Speaker 1: is because you can't sell anything unless someone feels deficient.

966
00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:34,719
Speaker 1: You cannot sell a single product. I don't know why.

967
00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:38,240
Speaker 1: I always have known that. But you have to understand people,

968
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:42,080
Speaker 1: no one even me selling this podcast to you. I

969
00:49:42,239 --> 00:49:43,920
Speaker 1: have to make you feel in some way that you

970
00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:46,160
Speaker 1: need this podcast in your life, that your life is

971
00:49:46,239 --> 00:49:48,719
Speaker 1: not good enough without listening to me. In order for

972
00:49:48,760 --> 00:49:51,640
Speaker 1: you to listen to this podcast, everything that is a

973
00:49:51,719 --> 00:49:54,720
Speaker 1: consumer product, you need to convince the person the consumer

974
00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:57,359
Speaker 1: that they're not good enough in some way, their life

975
00:49:57,440 --> 00:50:00,760
Speaker 1: is lacking. So there is not a single brand of clothing,

976
00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:05,200
Speaker 1: a single uh you know, face soap or face wash

977
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:10,279
Speaker 1: or lip balm or you know, plus sized jumper that

978
00:50:10,520 --> 00:50:12,600
Speaker 1: is not trying to make that is actually trying to

979
00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:15,120
Speaker 1: make you feel good about yourself. They don't want that.

980
00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:18,480
Speaker 1: Maybe the people that created it, the woman behind this

981
00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:21,160
Speaker 1: jumpsuit that cinches at the waist and makes you look thinner,

982
00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:23,279
Speaker 1: she had a good thought in mind of like, I

983
00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:27,600
Speaker 1: want to make bigger women feel confident about themselves. If

984
00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:30,359
Speaker 1: you did actually feel confident about yourself, you wouldn't need

985
00:50:30,480 --> 00:50:34,200
Speaker 1: this fucking waist tightening suit. So it does not actually

986
00:50:35,320 --> 00:50:36,960
Speaker 1: you might think that you want people to feel about

987
00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:39,960
Speaker 1: it about themselves, but you wouldn't sell this thing unless

988
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:42,759
Speaker 1: if people did, if people like themselves for who they were.

989
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:45,160
Speaker 1: The only person who really wants you to like yourself

990
00:50:45,239 --> 00:50:48,640
Speaker 1: is fucking Lizzo and she's look and even she's selling

991
00:50:48,719 --> 00:50:53,000
Speaker 1: Yiddy that clothing line, and and to buy that line,

992
00:50:53,200 --> 00:50:55,000
Speaker 1: you have to feel deficient in some way in your

993
00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:56,719
Speaker 1: life that I don't have that cute of leggings. I

994
00:50:56,760 --> 00:51:01,160
Speaker 1: don't have like it's I I would never think that

995
00:51:01,239 --> 00:51:03,359
Speaker 1: I'm someone that wants people to feel lacking in their

996
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:05,080
Speaker 1: life in order to sell what I'm selling. But I

997
00:51:05,239 --> 00:51:08,759
Speaker 1: must because that's the only way to sell something. Yeah,

998
00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:11,320
Speaker 1: I mean that's rule number one of sales is I

999
00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:14,040
Speaker 1: think is you have to you have to establish a

1000
00:51:14,160 --> 00:51:16,320
Speaker 1: need and then you have to make them aware of

1001
00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:18,600
Speaker 1: that need, and then you can say I have a

1002
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:22,880
Speaker 1: solution to your problem. Yeah. Those old school commercials with

1003
00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:25,240
Speaker 1: the vacuum cleaners is always like the black and white

1004
00:51:25,640 --> 00:51:27,799
Speaker 1: picture with the person with the shitty vacuum cleaner going,

1005
00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:30,600
Speaker 1: this is so hard, and then like is this you?

1006
00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:32,440
Speaker 1: And it's like I guess it is me, and then

1007
00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:35,919
Speaker 1: like check out this vacuum cleaner that's in color. Even

1008
00:51:36,080 --> 00:51:39,440
Speaker 1: like I feel like my what I like to do

1009
00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:43,200
Speaker 1: my product is making people feel less alone, talking about

1010
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:46,440
Speaker 1: my insecurities and being honest with myself so that people

1011
00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:49,840
Speaker 1: feel less weird about themselves. But I need you to

1012
00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:53,160
Speaker 1: feel weird about yourself in order to need me. There's

1013
00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:55,920
Speaker 1: no shortage of that. You don't have to do anything

1014
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,360
Speaker 1: because everyone feels weird about themselves like that. That's the

1015
00:51:58,440 --> 00:52:00,839
Speaker 1: thing about I think podcasts and like what what you're

1016
00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:03,239
Speaker 1: bringing to the table is that, like people, you're not

1017
00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:05,719
Speaker 1: providing the problem. People have the problem no matter what,

1018
00:52:06,200 --> 00:52:09,880
Speaker 1: and you're providing some level of comfort. Yeah problem. But

1019
00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:13,239
Speaker 1: you know products do bring comfort, you know the massages

1020
00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:19,280
Speaker 1: and you know beds like linen, like nice things, comfy clothes.

1021
00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:23,000
Speaker 1: They bring comfort, but you need to create an air

1022
00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:25,360
Speaker 1: of discomfort in order for that person to buy it.

1023
00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:27,520
Speaker 1: And I just think it now when I look at products,

1024
00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:31,160
Speaker 1: I just go like, this product line, no matter how good,

1025
00:52:31,280 --> 00:52:33,520
Speaker 1: they are, trying to make me feel like like they

1026
00:52:33,640 --> 00:52:36,239
Speaker 1: care about me, they don't. They don't like me, they

1027
00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:39,080
Speaker 1: hate me. They want they want me to be And

1028
00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:41,840
Speaker 1: by the way, if their product solve my problems, I

1029
00:52:41,880 --> 00:52:44,960
Speaker 1: wouldn't need it anymore. And they need repeat customers, they

1030
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:48,120
Speaker 1: need you to come back. So it's not just it's

1031
00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:51,440
Speaker 1: pretty um disappointing when you think about it all. And

1032
00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:54,480
Speaker 1: I was just on yesterday. I told on you, I'm like,

1033
00:52:54,560 --> 00:52:57,200
Speaker 1: I gotta get off Instagram, and so we were, we

1034
00:52:57,360 --> 00:53:00,279
Speaker 1: made up, we both decided no more for today. And

1035
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:03,200
Speaker 1: then I asked look at something and then she was like, god,

1036
00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:06,440
Speaker 1: damn it. And I was like, I forgot how I got.

1037
00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:09,400
Speaker 1: I told her, I go, I think I'm over it too.

1038
00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:11,120
Speaker 1: I'm good for the rest of the night. I'm not

1039
00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:13,239
Speaker 1: going to get on Instagram. And then I closed my

1040
00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:15,799
Speaker 1: app and I reopened it and I was like, well,

1041
00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:17,920
Speaker 1: I told you to look at someone story that I

1042
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:19,799
Speaker 1: don't want them to see that I saw their story,

1043
00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:22,000
Speaker 1: and I'm not that even I did it. I will

1044
00:53:22,160 --> 00:53:24,920
Speaker 1: not fucking make it a fake account to stock people.

1045
00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:27,200
Speaker 1: I will just ask my friends to do it. I'm

1046
00:53:27,280 --> 00:53:29,480
Speaker 1: not ever going to create a fake account to so

1047
00:53:29,680 --> 00:53:31,680
Speaker 1: to look at someone. I feel like that is so low.

1048
00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:34,440
Speaker 1: I'd rather tell my friends, hey, will you look at

1049
00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:37,040
Speaker 1: her story so she doesn't know that I'm monitoring what

1050
00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:39,400
Speaker 1: she's doing, you know, Like I would rather do that,

1051
00:53:39,760 --> 00:53:41,239
Speaker 1: and then they screenshot it and send it to me,

1052
00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:42,880
Speaker 1: and then I have screenshots in my phone of this

1053
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:48,040
Speaker 1: person's life, like it's much more incriminated account. I do

1054
00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:50,160
Speaker 1: this with my friend too, and I'm like, can I

1055
00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:53,960
Speaker 1: FaceTime you through your computer and then you point your

1056
00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:59,480
Speaker 1: phones I could look at this story. That's so gay,

1057
00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:04,239
Speaker 1: But that's a good idea though. I mean, my friend

1058
00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:06,320
Speaker 1: the other day, I go, is he watching your stories

1059
00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:09,920
Speaker 1: about this this person that I was interested and who

1060
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:12,319
Speaker 1: this person has blocked me on all of their things,

1061
00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:14,880
Speaker 1: so they I know they have a secret account to

1062
00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:16,759
Speaker 1: look at my stuff, but I know that I can't

1063
00:54:16,760 --> 00:54:20,080
Speaker 1: ever communicate with them knowing that they see it, you know,

1064
00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:22,759
Speaker 1: And I really want this person to like see how

1065
00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:25,279
Speaker 1: much I hate them. And it's not who you think

1066
00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:29,239
Speaker 1: it is. If you're whoever is listening, um listeners, you don't.

1067
00:54:29,280 --> 00:54:30,560
Speaker 1: It's not who you think it is or who you

1068
00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:32,200
Speaker 1: might be thinking. You literally have no idea who this

1069
00:54:32,280 --> 00:54:35,600
Speaker 1: person is. Brian, I'll tell you at some point, but um,

1070
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:39,560
Speaker 1: my friend, I know that they they follow my friend

1071
00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:42,880
Speaker 1: and that they my friend they sometimes watch their stories,

1072
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:45,680
Speaker 1: and so I was like, put me on your story

1073
00:54:45,760 --> 00:54:48,160
Speaker 1: and I'm just gonna be like Kia and I'm just

1074
00:54:48,239 --> 00:54:50,160
Speaker 1: gonna do it. And she's like, I have like people

1075
00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:52,399
Speaker 1: watching this. I go, you have to sacrifice it, because

1076
00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:54,200
Speaker 1: the only way that I'm gonna get my message through

1077
00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:59,759
Speaker 1: into this person is to be like ka. So I'm like,

1078
00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:02,600
Speaker 1: every time I'm with her, I'm like, can we please

1079
00:55:02,640 --> 00:55:05,200
Speaker 1: shot some kids to throw this person's away? And then

1080
00:55:05,200 --> 00:55:07,960
Speaker 1: she screenshots it to be like he saw it. I'm like, yes,

1081
00:55:08,080 --> 00:55:09,800
Speaker 1: he knows what I think of because he knows that

1082
00:55:09,960 --> 00:55:12,000
Speaker 1: I know that he's watching that. Because she doesn't have

1083
00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:14,879
Speaker 1: that many followers. It's like, it's totally, um, it's such

1084
00:55:14,880 --> 00:55:17,439
Speaker 1: a low thing for me to do. But final thought,

1085
00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:20,239
Speaker 1: when people watch your Instagram stories, that's how you know

1086
00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:25,520
Speaker 1: they're jealous of you. They're they like you, they hate you.

1087
00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:29,520
Speaker 1: Like if that is the number one litmus test, would

1088
00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:32,440
Speaker 1: you disagree to find out if someone's Like if I

1089
00:55:32,520 --> 00:55:36,840
Speaker 1: suddenly see a famous person or a certain guy or

1090
00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:40,440
Speaker 1: a certain girl watching my stories, I go someone's checking

1091
00:55:40,520 --> 00:55:44,960
Speaker 1: in on me, someone's jealous, someone's like it's because I know.

1092
00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:46,960
Speaker 1: That's the only reason I watch people's stories. I Mean,

1093
00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:48,759
Speaker 1: sometimes you go through stories because you're bored and you're

1094
00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:50,480
Speaker 1: just bad blah blah blah blah. But if you're going

1095
00:55:50,520 --> 00:55:52,560
Speaker 1: through someone stories that you've never gone through and you

1096
00:55:52,640 --> 00:55:56,000
Speaker 1: pop up undermine, I know what you're doing. I mean,

1097
00:55:56,239 --> 00:56:00,200
Speaker 1: I look at your stories, what does that mean? Because Okay,

1098
00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:02,560
Speaker 1: or you're their friend and you do it all the time.

1099
00:56:02,719 --> 00:56:04,839
Speaker 1: Like when you watch my stories, I'm not like, oh

1100
00:56:04,960 --> 00:56:06,840
Speaker 1: my god, he's jealous or he's checking in on me.

1101
00:56:06,920 --> 00:56:09,600
Speaker 1: I'm just like, it's my friend Brian, Like that's there's

1102
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:12,640
Speaker 1: a caveat there. That's different. When Anya or Noah watching

1103
00:56:12,680 --> 00:56:15,520
Speaker 1: my stories, I'm not like, oh, she like is jealous

1104
00:56:15,520 --> 00:56:18,640
Speaker 1: of my skin tone today? I'm just like And by

1105
00:56:18,680 --> 00:56:20,840
Speaker 1: the way, when people think when I say it, I

1106
00:56:20,920 --> 00:56:23,160
Speaker 1: think people are jealous of me, I know that they

1107
00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:26,840
Speaker 1: shouldn't be. I'm saying this with like, I'm jealous of

1108
00:56:26,960 --> 00:56:30,160
Speaker 1: people all the time too, And I guess I'm just projecting.

1109
00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:31,840
Speaker 1: When I'm watching someone stories, I don't watch a lot.

1110
00:56:31,880 --> 00:56:34,040
Speaker 1: It's usually because I'm like, what do they get? Oh

1111
00:56:34,120 --> 00:56:35,759
Speaker 1: my god, what are they doing in their life? Why

1112
00:56:35,920 --> 00:56:38,640
Speaker 1: I'm comparing myself to them being like how am I deficient? Okay,

1113
00:56:38,880 --> 00:56:40,840
Speaker 1: sorry I interrupted? What did you say? Well? When you

1114
00:56:40,920 --> 00:56:43,680
Speaker 1: watch a story of someone that you're not following. This

1115
00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:47,640
Speaker 1: definitely applies. Oh yeah, I mean that's I. I have

1116
00:56:47,800 --> 00:56:52,360
Speaker 1: guys that I've met in passing or you know, I

1117
00:56:52,480 --> 00:56:55,719
Speaker 1: could they and then suddenly they just start showing up

1118
00:56:55,840 --> 00:56:58,400
Speaker 1: under my Instagram story and it's a way to flirt.

1119
00:56:58,480 --> 00:57:01,319
Speaker 1: It's a way to go, hey, I'm here. When I've

1120
00:57:01,320 --> 00:57:03,520
Speaker 1: been single before, I've done it where I've just start

1121
00:57:03,560 --> 00:57:05,920
Speaker 1: watching guys stories that I'm not following because I know

1122
00:57:06,080 --> 00:57:07,600
Speaker 1: that my blue check mark is going to send me

1123
00:57:07,640 --> 00:57:10,840
Speaker 1: to the top of their views and then they'll know

1124
00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:13,440
Speaker 1: I'm interested. And then that starts the discourse in a

1125
00:57:13,520 --> 00:57:16,200
Speaker 1: bumble type way. That is like me making the first move,

1126
00:57:16,280 --> 00:57:18,280
Speaker 1: but not really. And girls, by the way, if you're

1127
00:57:18,280 --> 00:57:20,960
Speaker 1: own bumble, do not make the first move. That's not

1128
00:57:21,080 --> 00:57:23,440
Speaker 1: going to work for you. Maybe do an emoji, but

1129
00:57:23,520 --> 00:57:26,080
Speaker 1: don't actually say anything like hey, what's your favorite movie?

1130
00:57:26,280 --> 00:57:28,840
Speaker 1: Like guys, don't you can't do that. Girls, don't make

1131
00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:31,960
Speaker 1: the first move. You can make emoji move, Okay, yes,

1132
00:57:32,040 --> 00:57:33,960
Speaker 1: but it has to be an emoji or something. Bumble

1133
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:35,680
Speaker 1: forces the girls to make the first move, but just

1134
00:57:35,840 --> 00:57:38,680
Speaker 1: do it very subtly, like just a picture, like a

1135
00:57:38,880 --> 00:57:41,520
Speaker 1: like or a tap or something. Don't do an actual sentence.

1136
00:57:41,640 --> 00:57:45,040
Speaker 1: I think that's fantastic advice. I don't the question like

1137
00:57:45,520 --> 00:57:47,320
Speaker 1: a too hard question. I think is not a good

1138
00:57:47,360 --> 00:57:50,160
Speaker 1: thing to do. Oh no, guys don't want to be interviewed,

1139
00:57:50,760 --> 00:57:56,360
Speaker 1: and yeah, it's no, don't do that. And then let's

1140
00:57:56,400 --> 00:57:59,000
Speaker 1: real quick because just for the sake of doing it,

1141
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:00,800
Speaker 1: because we had it planned, let's do a top one

1142
00:58:00,840 --> 00:58:05,400
Speaker 1: bottom one. Um, okay, and the category today because we

1143
00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:09,760
Speaker 1: have the The author and creator of Apple rankings dot

1144
00:58:09,800 --> 00:58:13,120
Speaker 1: com um is Brian Frangie, which you gotta check out

1145
00:58:13,120 --> 00:58:15,680
Speaker 1: Apple rankings dot com. It is so funny and it

1146
00:58:15,800 --> 00:58:20,680
Speaker 1: really is a passioned, hilarious take on every kind of apple.

1147
00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:23,480
Speaker 1: And and he does like a was it like a

1148
00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:26,400
Speaker 1: nine point rating system, a rubric You used the word

1149
00:58:26,480 --> 00:58:29,920
Speaker 1: rubric less n F one hundred, the frani one hundred.

1150
00:58:30,120 --> 00:58:32,720
Speaker 1: It is my namesake and my legacy. And I have

1151
00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:34,840
Speaker 1: no children, and this is all I say. This, This

1152
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:38,120
Speaker 1: is all I have. UM. So it's a it's broken

1153
00:58:38,200 --> 00:58:40,560
Speaker 1: down into nine categories that are ten points to each

1154
00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:42,760
Speaker 1: except for one category, taste, which is weighed twice at

1155
00:58:42,760 --> 00:58:44,720
Speaker 1: twenty points, and it adds up to one hundred and

1156
00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:48,160
Speaker 1: then I do give bonus points for certain factors like use, uniqueness,

1157
00:58:48,280 --> 00:58:50,720
Speaker 1: things like that. But yeah, it's the F one hundred,

1158
00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:52,120
Speaker 1: so it's out of one hundred. But it's not like

1159
00:58:52,240 --> 00:58:54,520
Speaker 1: a it's not like a test where sixty five is

1160
00:58:54,640 --> 00:58:56,600
Speaker 1: pass and like you're not good if you're not a

1161
00:58:56,720 --> 00:59:00,240
Speaker 1: ninety or above. It's like a it's like a bell curve. Okay,

1162
00:59:00,280 --> 00:59:03,520
Speaker 1: well I don't know what that means exactly, but um, yes, okay,

1163
00:59:03,880 --> 00:59:06,080
Speaker 1: so it's but it's just you. Do you feel like

1164
00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:08,360
Speaker 1: your take on these apples is like the right take

1165
00:59:08,520 --> 00:59:10,479
Speaker 1: or is it just your opinion? Like do you feel

1166
00:59:10,520 --> 00:59:13,240
Speaker 1: like you have a better palette than most people? I

1167
00:59:13,280 --> 00:59:15,360
Speaker 1: don't feel like I'm superior to anybody other than that

1168
00:59:15,600 --> 00:59:18,200
Speaker 1: I have tried all these apples, and there's a lot

1169
00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:20,840
Speaker 1: of people who think they like an apple and it's

1170
00:59:20,880 --> 00:59:23,920
Speaker 1: just that they haven't tried enough apples. It's got it. Now.

1171
00:59:23,960 --> 00:59:27,600
Speaker 1: There's a few apples that people are passionate about that

1172
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:31,200
Speaker 1: they all love, and I just can't get honey crisp. Well,

1173
00:59:31,240 --> 00:59:35,000
Speaker 1: the honey Crisp is is a tolla fiji. Uh yeah,

1174
00:59:35,040 --> 00:59:37,480
Speaker 1: So like there's certain apples that everyone that many people

1175
00:59:37,520 --> 00:59:40,600
Speaker 1: are like mad at me, like my mouth is watering

1176
00:59:40,840 --> 00:59:44,680
Speaker 1: looking at his site, it's so weird. Well, don't you

1177
00:59:44,760 --> 00:59:47,080
Speaker 1: describe what do you describe Biting into a Red Delicious

1178
00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:50,960
Speaker 1: as it's one of my a leather glove coffee coffee

1179
00:59:50,960 --> 00:59:55,480
Speaker 1: grinds in a leather glove is with accurate. It is

1180
00:59:55,520 --> 00:59:58,360
Speaker 1: a thick skin, merely disgrace. And it used to be

1181
00:59:58,440 --> 01:00:01,440
Speaker 1: a good apple. It used to be a good apple

1182
01:00:01,480 --> 01:00:04,080
Speaker 1: back in the turn. Will you get them? Sometimes you

1183
01:00:04,160 --> 01:00:06,640
Speaker 1: can get a good red Delicious where you bite into

1184
01:00:06,680 --> 01:00:08,760
Speaker 1: it and it cracks off. You don't have to go

1185
01:00:10,240 --> 01:00:12,240
Speaker 1: there's no like, I don't even know if you have

1186
01:00:12,280 --> 01:00:14,040
Speaker 1: a word for that, where you have to like put

1187
01:00:14,120 --> 01:00:15,680
Speaker 1: your teeth through it. I like when you bite an

1188
01:00:15,680 --> 01:00:17,680
Speaker 1: apple and you can just go crack and you just

1189
01:00:17,840 --> 01:00:20,640
Speaker 1: crack it off and it's like a jawbreaker almost. Oh,

1190
01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:24,680
Speaker 1: it's so good. Okay, let's um. Let's do our top

1191
01:00:24,720 --> 01:00:28,640
Speaker 1: one bottom one today. It's gonna be rapid fire. This

1192
01:00:28,760 --> 01:00:31,640
Speaker 1: has to be quick. We're doing fruit. That's the category

1193
01:00:31,760 --> 01:00:34,400
Speaker 1: top one, bottom one. Let's start with bottom one because

1194
01:00:34,400 --> 01:00:38,560
Speaker 1: we always do what is your least favorite fruit? Brian, Well,

1195
01:00:38,560 --> 01:00:40,160
Speaker 1: I have a new bottom one. It's not it's not

1196
01:00:40,280 --> 01:00:43,080
Speaker 1: the least favorite apple. I'm gonna do not least favorite fruit.

1197
01:00:43,120 --> 01:00:45,640
Speaker 1: But that's okay. I just found the golden russet apple,

1198
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:50,000
Speaker 1: which I labeled a putrid corpse because it's like, it

1199
01:00:50,160 --> 01:00:54,240
Speaker 1: looks like it's a decomposing, you know, stinking corpse. It

1200
01:00:54,320 --> 01:00:56,120
Speaker 1: looks like the you know, like the Adams family. It

1201
01:00:56,160 --> 01:00:59,360
Speaker 1: looks like an apple that they would use. Um, it's

1202
01:00:59,360 --> 01:01:01,480
Speaker 1: good for side production. But the apple that I bought

1203
01:01:01,480 --> 01:01:05,840
Speaker 1: at the farmer's market they stink like shit. Yeah, okay,

1204
01:01:05,880 --> 01:01:09,960
Speaker 1: So an apple that stinks and looks like a corpse

1205
01:01:10,320 --> 01:01:13,400
Speaker 1: and then it doesn't taste good. God, what'd you call

1206
01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:16,680
Speaker 1: the golden russet? Golden russet? It's good for sight something

1207
01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:20,920
Speaker 1: a fucking a russet? A potato? Yeah, an apple parlance

1208
01:01:21,240 --> 01:01:27,640
Speaker 1: russet is the brownish, rust like skin. I don't need

1209
01:01:27,680 --> 01:01:33,480
Speaker 1: to finish a sentence. Okay, So okay, my least favorite

1210
01:01:33,520 --> 01:01:36,800
Speaker 1: fruit is uh great fruit. I don't get it. I know,

1211
01:01:36,880 --> 01:01:39,800
Speaker 1: it's like a diety, like everyone loves it. It tastes bitter,

1212
01:01:40,280 --> 01:01:42,760
Speaker 1: it's not good. It doesn't make it. I don't I

1213
01:01:42,840 --> 01:01:44,960
Speaker 1: had it in a salad the other day. Anya, you

1214
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:46,800
Speaker 1: were you witnessed me eat it. I ate around it

1215
01:01:46,920 --> 01:01:48,959
Speaker 1: and then I was still hungry then and I was like, okay, fine,

1216
01:01:48,960 --> 01:01:50,440
Speaker 1: I'll eat the great fruit. And it was just like

1217
01:01:50,560 --> 01:01:54,200
Speaker 1: so gross and better MENO like, um uh, okay, on

1218
01:01:54,320 --> 01:01:57,479
Speaker 1: your what's your least favorite? Love the look of this fruit?

1219
01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:02,320
Speaker 1: Really disappointed by the taste of a dragon fruit. I

1220
01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:04,920
Speaker 1: don't know what a dragon fruit is. It looks like,

1221
01:02:05,360 --> 01:02:09,120
Speaker 1: you know, cookies and cream, ice cream. It's just it. Yeah,

1222
01:02:09,240 --> 01:02:11,760
Speaker 1: it's beautiful, but it tastes like shit. That was on

1223
01:02:12,320 --> 01:02:14,720
Speaker 1: I got to the hotel on Saturday and I couldn't

1224
01:02:14,800 --> 01:02:17,000
Speaker 1: eat it because I was just like or on Sunday

1225
01:02:17,040 --> 01:02:18,560
Speaker 1: and I was like, I don't even I don't want

1226
01:02:18,600 --> 01:02:20,400
Speaker 1: to try this. Okay. So it's not a good taste,

1227
01:02:20,880 --> 01:02:24,920
Speaker 1: not very good, just not satisfacing, not sweet. Yeah all right, noah.

1228
01:02:25,240 --> 01:02:27,720
Speaker 1: My least favorite, I'd have to say, is the orange.

1229
01:02:28,760 --> 01:02:32,200
Speaker 1: Too much work, not enough satisfaction at the end. What

1230
01:02:32,360 --> 01:02:36,640
Speaker 1: about a little cutie? Yeah, those are no work. Those

1231
01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:40,919
Speaker 1: come off like so easily. Those are different ones. Fourth weeks,

1232
01:02:40,920 --> 01:02:43,280
Speaker 1: It's like like, like a tangerine is fine, but I

1233
01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:46,320
Speaker 1: just like orange, not into it. I don't like the

1234
01:02:46,360 --> 01:02:50,680
Speaker 1: way you say this whole bit about oranges. Oranges he hates. Yeah,

1235
01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:53,800
Speaker 1: Noah says a very long bit. Wait do you say orange, Bryan,

1236
01:02:53,960 --> 01:02:58,439
Speaker 1: you're orange? Orange? Okay, right, do you hear the difference? Noah,

1237
01:02:58,680 --> 01:03:06,400
Speaker 1: orange and water water water water water water? Yeah? Uh cute?

1238
01:03:06,440 --> 01:03:11,280
Speaker 1: Okay orange? Um orange? So okay, let's get to the best.

1239
01:03:11,360 --> 01:03:15,080
Speaker 1: What's your favorite fruit? Sweet tango? Favorite apple? Has a

1240
01:03:15,120 --> 01:03:17,919
Speaker 1: sweet tango apple. It's a it's a crisp, crunchy apple.

1241
01:03:17,960 --> 01:03:20,400
Speaker 1: It's only available in September and October every year. If

1242
01:03:20,440 --> 01:03:22,120
Speaker 1: you get it outside of those months, then it's probably

1243
01:03:22,280 --> 01:03:24,080
Speaker 1: been frozen and shipped from New Zealand. It's not gonna

1244
01:03:24,080 --> 01:03:26,160
Speaker 1: taste as good unless you live in New Zealand. Oh

1245
01:03:26,240 --> 01:03:31,440
Speaker 1: my god, rapid fire. Good to know sweet tango. Yeah,

1246
01:03:31,480 --> 01:03:35,040
Speaker 1: I'm sure you have um my favorite fruit. This is

1247
01:03:35,080 --> 01:03:38,880
Speaker 1: going to be controversial. Um honeydew. I love it. It

1248
01:03:39,040 --> 01:03:42,800
Speaker 1: is fresh, it is light, it is always sometimes it

1249
01:03:42,880 --> 01:03:44,440
Speaker 1: can be right like if it gets like, you know,

1250
01:03:44,520 --> 01:03:46,360
Speaker 1: it turns. I think that's when people get turned off

1251
01:03:46,400 --> 01:03:48,720
Speaker 1: from the honeydew. Is they It can easily turn and

1252
01:03:48,880 --> 01:03:51,480
Speaker 1: ruin a fruit salad and just be that stinky kind

1253
01:03:51,480 --> 01:03:55,160
Speaker 1: of like mildewy thing, but a fresh honeydew. I just

1254
01:03:55,560 --> 01:03:58,840
Speaker 1: I like the color. It's a soothing color. It's um

1255
01:03:58,960 --> 01:04:01,960
Speaker 1: feels light on sugar. You can eat a massive amounts

1256
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:03,640
Speaker 1: of it, which I love anything that you can just

1257
01:04:03,720 --> 01:04:06,160
Speaker 1: eat a ton of and never stop and um, and

1258
01:04:06,320 --> 01:04:09,080
Speaker 1: it's really like hydrating. I just think it's so fresh.

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Speaker 1: I like it better than cantelope. I know it's a

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01:04:11,160 --> 01:04:13,160
Speaker 1: that's a hot take, um, but that is how I feel.

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01:04:13,840 --> 01:04:18,000
Speaker 1: That is a hot take. Honeyde perfectly ripe. M No,

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01:04:18,200 --> 01:04:20,080
Speaker 1: I'll take it. I'll take it crispy, I'll take it

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01:04:20,520 --> 01:04:22,480
Speaker 1: like I don't you know, I just like it any

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01:04:22,600 --> 01:04:25,720
Speaker 1: I like it any way. I'm a m I'm a

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01:04:25,880 --> 01:04:28,200
Speaker 1: melon head, as I Chris used to call me because

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01:04:28,200 --> 01:04:29,800
Speaker 1: I would just eat melon all day. And I'm just

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01:04:30,080 --> 01:04:33,000
Speaker 1: I took a break from fruit for a while because

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01:04:33,000 --> 01:04:34,720
Speaker 1: I was just like trying to avoid sugar. But now

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01:04:34,720 --> 01:04:37,280
Speaker 1: I'm back in the honey honeydude, why do? Why pizza

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01:04:37,320 --> 01:04:39,480
Speaker 1: and honeydo? I'm back in baby like. I love it

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01:04:39,560 --> 01:04:43,040
Speaker 1: too much. Don't not combined obviously, okay, an ya, what

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01:04:43,160 --> 01:04:45,000
Speaker 1: is your favorite fruit? Well, even though I went through

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01:04:45,080 --> 01:04:47,920
Speaker 1: a huge mango phase of nicky nose, and a mango

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01:04:48,080 --> 01:04:52,320
Speaker 1: recently took out part of my tooth bonding. I have

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01:04:52,440 --> 01:04:55,240
Speaker 1: to go with braybur and apples. They're crispy, they're dependable,

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01:04:55,320 --> 01:05:00,240
Speaker 1: they're delicious, and burn aren't those kind of like aren't

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01:05:00,240 --> 01:05:02,240
Speaker 1: those like when you bite into it goes like no, no,

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01:05:02,400 --> 01:05:05,400
Speaker 1: it breaks off? Or is it breaks off? Okay? Yeah?

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01:05:05,920 --> 01:05:09,480
Speaker 1: What do you think? Can you tell us aboutburn? Brayburn

1280
01:05:09,600 --> 01:05:11,840
Speaker 1: is I called the civil rights apple because it was

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01:05:12,160 --> 01:05:14,800
Speaker 1: back in the fifties. Back in the fifties, single colored

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01:05:14,800 --> 01:05:17,120
Speaker 1: apples were the rule of the day. You had a

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01:05:17,160 --> 01:05:18,760
Speaker 1: red apple and a green apple, but you didn't have

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01:05:18,760 --> 01:05:20,840
Speaker 1: any apples that would sell that were multi colored. And

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01:05:21,120 --> 01:05:23,919
Speaker 1: the brayburn was the first apple that was both red

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01:05:24,080 --> 01:05:27,080
Speaker 1: and green, and it took over the marketing because people

1287
01:05:27,160 --> 01:05:29,160
Speaker 1: were like, I don't think this is a brand. It's

1288
01:05:29,200 --> 01:05:32,360
Speaker 1: like those cotton candy grapes. People are by it. It

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01:05:32,560 --> 01:05:35,960
Speaker 1: paved the way for multi colored apples to become a

1290
01:05:36,080 --> 01:05:38,560
Speaker 1: part of It's like the Winnie Harlow of apples. But

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01:05:38,640 --> 01:05:42,600
Speaker 1: they are disappearing because they are susceptible to certain diseases

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01:05:42,640 --> 01:05:44,600
Speaker 1: and they're really hard to make, and so there's a

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01:05:44,640 --> 01:05:48,600
Speaker 1: lot of Brayburn children that have Brayburn parentage that are

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01:05:48,600 --> 01:05:50,400
Speaker 1: becoming more popular than the Brayburn And over the next

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01:05:50,440 --> 01:05:52,600
Speaker 1: ten years, you're probably not going to see Brayburn's outside

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01:05:52,920 --> 01:05:55,680
Speaker 1: of Armor's markets or orchards. They're going to get disappear.

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01:05:56,400 --> 01:05:58,800
Speaker 1: I mean, you look like this close up shot of

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01:05:58,880 --> 01:06:01,320
Speaker 1: you looks like at MP our guy giving like a

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01:06:02,200 --> 01:06:07,640
Speaker 1: agricultural front lines. Uh report um, okay, good to know.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much, Brian for informing us about the

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01:06:10,680 --> 01:06:13,080
Speaker 1: heritage and the future of the braybur and apple. And

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01:06:13,120 --> 01:06:15,440
Speaker 1: then Noah, what is your favorite fruit? Okay, this is

1303
01:06:15,480 --> 01:06:17,160
Speaker 1: gonna be It's gonna be this is gonna be a

1304
01:06:17,240 --> 01:06:19,760
Speaker 1: crazy I just know your answer is gonna be insane. Okay,

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01:06:19,880 --> 01:06:23,600
Speaker 1: my true favorite fruit is the apricot. But I'm gonna

1306
01:06:23,600 --> 01:06:27,680
Speaker 1: say again and saying what the fun Those are only

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01:06:27,760 --> 01:06:31,240
Speaker 1: consumed dry? Has never heard of a wet apricot? Yes,

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01:06:33,400 --> 01:06:36,760
Speaker 1: they're not wet. That's the one that army hammer fucked. Um.

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01:06:37,120 --> 01:06:39,560
Speaker 1: And and that's an eight or is that of someone's

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01:06:39,640 --> 01:06:43,040
Speaker 1: arm A stone fruit? Okay, yes, okay, stone fruit is

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01:06:43,040 --> 01:06:45,480
Speaker 1: always you call it, yeah, because they have a little

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01:06:45,600 --> 01:06:49,400
Speaker 1: core that's a stone a pit. Okay, I never heard

1313
01:06:49,440 --> 01:06:51,520
Speaker 1: of that. I like that the pit is like always clean.

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01:06:51,600 --> 01:06:54,760
Speaker 1: There's like never any like like tents or anything like that.

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01:06:56,240 --> 01:06:58,720
Speaker 1: Clean pit. Yeah, all right, and then what you said,

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01:06:58,800 --> 01:07:01,000
Speaker 1: but but I want to hear Brian do a rapid

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01:07:01,040 --> 01:07:03,360
Speaker 1: fire about my favorite apple, which is the Granny Smith

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01:07:04,560 --> 01:07:09,400
Speaker 1: whoa yeah, controversial, bitter gran very divisive apple. It's an

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01:07:09,400 --> 01:07:11,160
Speaker 1: apple that I get a lot of flak four because

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01:07:11,160 --> 01:07:13,920
Speaker 1: I rank it very low because it I think it's sour.

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01:07:14,080 --> 01:07:16,880
Speaker 1: It's definitely the most sour app for baking, right, it's

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01:07:16,920 --> 01:07:18,959
Speaker 1: a baking apples get. I give it a fifty seven

1323
01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:21,440
Speaker 1: out of one hundred. It's too thick skinned, it's a

1324
01:07:21,640 --> 01:07:25,000
Speaker 1: very my stomach hurt thinking about my mouth is watering again.

1325
01:07:25,720 --> 01:07:33,160
Speaker 1: It makes your gums bleed. Scientifically, yes, yes, mouth watering.

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01:07:33,360 --> 01:07:36,360
Speaker 1: Your gums will bleed, your tooth enamel will road um.

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01:07:36,680 --> 01:07:38,240
Speaker 1: But it also has a lot of fibers, so it's

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01:07:38,280 --> 01:07:40,640
Speaker 1: good for pooping. And you just sold something for me

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01:07:40,960 --> 01:07:43,840
Speaker 1: from from childhood because I love I love Granny Smith.

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01:07:43,920 --> 01:07:45,360
Speaker 1: The one time I bit into one and there was

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01:07:45,440 --> 01:07:47,000
Speaker 1: blood in it, and I thought I ate a worm,

1332
01:07:47,880 --> 01:07:50,560
Speaker 1: but I but never explained to me why it starts

1333
01:07:50,880 --> 01:07:54,120
Speaker 1: really of blood. Do they Maybe they do. I don't know.

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01:07:54,200 --> 01:07:57,040
Speaker 1: I don't go fishing. There's actually an enzyme. There's an

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01:07:57,160 --> 01:07:59,800
Speaker 1: enzyme in the Granny Smith apple that makes certain people's

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01:08:00,920 --> 01:08:04,720
Speaker 1: Oh wow, yeah, all right, Brian, I ask you really quick.

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01:08:05,440 --> 01:08:08,320
Speaker 1: My mom is from Kazakhstan, and she claims that apple's

1338
01:08:08,400 --> 01:08:11,480
Speaker 1: originated in Kazakhstan. And there's actually a book called that

1339
01:08:11,680 --> 01:08:14,520
Speaker 1: Is it true? Do you know this true? That is

1340
01:08:14,600 --> 01:08:17,120
Speaker 1: where the original apple came from. Wild apples all came

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01:08:17,160 --> 01:08:23,240
Speaker 1: from Kazakhstan. Thank you, Spica. Oh. I just got a

1342
01:08:23,280 --> 01:08:25,479
Speaker 1: text that my sister's dog is being put down today,

1343
01:08:25,520 --> 01:08:29,160
Speaker 1: so we gotta go. Um, everyone rip Wilson. He's filled

1344
01:08:29,200 --> 01:08:30,880
Speaker 1: with tumors and he has to be put down today.

1345
01:08:30,880 --> 01:08:32,439
Speaker 1: I just gotta text. I'm so sorry to end on

1346
01:08:32,520 --> 01:08:35,200
Speaker 1: a sad note, but um, that is the circle of life.

1347
01:08:35,720 --> 01:08:40,280
Speaker 1: He ate a bad apple. Um, oh, sweet Willie, it's

1348
01:08:40,360 --> 01:08:43,000
Speaker 1: so sad. Fuck. Okay, I'm sorry to end it on that,

1349
01:08:43,040 --> 01:08:44,840
Speaker 1: but I have to go because I actually am going

1350
01:08:44,920 --> 01:08:47,559
Speaker 1: to the dermatologist to get a bunch of stuff injected

1351
01:08:47,560 --> 01:08:49,800
Speaker 1: in my face so i'll look different next week. Um,

1352
01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:51,560
Speaker 1: there will be one less dog in the world. But

1353
01:08:51,840 --> 01:08:53,680
Speaker 1: maybe I'll add a dog to my life. I know,

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01:08:53,720 --> 01:08:55,360
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I didn't mean above it ever your mind,

1355
01:08:55,439 --> 01:08:58,360
Speaker 1: but it's gonna be okay. He'll go peacefully surrounded by

1356
01:08:58,360 --> 01:09:00,960
Speaker 1: his loved ones and it's a better solution for him.

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01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:03,800
Speaker 1: Been living with all these tumors. All right, guys, thanks

1358
01:09:03,840 --> 01:09:06,720
Speaker 1: for listening. Have a great weekend. Um, I love you

1359
01:09:07,160 --> 01:09:11,000
Speaker 1: and don't be cut And jack fruit was not talked about.

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01:09:11,040 --> 01:09:12,920
Speaker 1: But is that a fruit? We'll discut us sever