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Speaker 1: sports genius. What's up, everybody? I'm Eddie and I know

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Speaker 1: I'm really not watching all the sports. Yeah, still, what

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Speaker 1: And one more thing, I did have Corona, but I

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Speaker 1: no longer do What up y'all? At Sisson, I'm from

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Speaker 1: the North, I'm an alpha male. Somebody tweeted me and

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Speaker 1: said my intros too long, so I shotgun white claws

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Speaker 1: guys over you, coach. You can't listen to one tweet

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Speaker 1: now if it turns my If five tweets come in

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Speaker 1: something to it. I can't change your life because one

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Speaker 1: and nine countries around the world. Hey, that's true. That

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Speaker 1: We got an email from someone. I think they're listening

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Speaker 1: to us in Soul, South Korea. Soul, that's legit. Yeah, guys,

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Speaker 1: twelve thirty in Nashville, one thirty in New York, six

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Speaker 1: about Seul, South Korea? Where the guys listening Sydney three

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Speaker 1: the future. But yet he hasn't hurt us yet. That's

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Speaker 1: ten pm, Jerusalem, eight thirty at night is Stan Bull

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Speaker 1: thirty at night? Happy birthday, Adrian Villaneuva, Happy birthday, long

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Speaker 1: time listener working hard in the construction field, lumbert mill Horn.

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Speaker 1: Please his birthday was last week. Make sure you take

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Speaker 1: your fifteen minute breaks, boys, and then we're coming on out. Alright,

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Speaker 1: a productive first quarter, boys, And that's how we're gonna

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Speaker 1: get our Christmas bonuses. Happy birthday. We got enough horns

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Speaker 1: in there for his birthday. Jim. You think we're gonna

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Speaker 1: get that Christmas bonus? Man? You here across the street,

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Speaker 1: they already got two Christmas bonuses. Well, you here, My

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Speaker 1: old lady. She thinks we're putting in a pool to

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Speaker 1: can put in pool. I'll see you man at lunch

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Speaker 1: to go do this shift. I'll see in the graveyard. Alright, man,

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Speaker 1: good luck, good luck on that pool. Last night, Game

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Speaker 1: seven Nuggets Jazz Game seven's what we live for. And

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Speaker 1: I told you boys, you've been sleeping on that series.

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Speaker 1: It's been a good series. And you told us the

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Speaker 1: Nuggets were gonna win the championship. What happened? The Nuggets

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Speaker 1: won the game? Wow, I don't know. I didn't want.

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Speaker 1: They came from, They came down back from a three

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Speaker 1: it was three to one, and they came back anyway.

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Speaker 1: They It wasn't the prettiest of game seven's and they

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Speaker 1: it right there. But yeah, nuggets, it was an ugly one.

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Speaker 1: of those that you see, Uh, freshman year, you know

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Speaker 1: he's like, yeah, you look tired. You're ready to go

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Speaker 1: He said this in the interview, like you could see

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Speaker 1: He was like, Oh, what does that tell you about

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Speaker 1: the other team? Whatever it is, I don't have the

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Speaker 1: bracket words Clippers, and you gotta think to like, I

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Speaker 1: don't know. I don't live their life, obviously, but you

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Speaker 1: And they were like, I would I don't know. I

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Speaker 1: How many days you need when you come back from Vegas?

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Speaker 1: You need one or two exactly. But my point is, coaches,

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Speaker 1: It's about repunishing the gas tank they have been. I mean,

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Speaker 1: a seven game series is a knock them out. That's

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Speaker 1: Clippers have just been hanging out for like five days

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Speaker 1: Marco Polo, Marco, I got you fish out of water,

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Speaker 1: what what is that? That your cracker? So I'm excited

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Speaker 1: Who wins that one? Anything? Man? He said Denver at

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Speaker 1: Like they only put up one one game of eighty.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna lean Clippers just because I think they're they're deeper.

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Speaker 1: I think Kauai is gonna be all up on Jamal Murray.

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Speaker 1: You ain't gonna see Jamal going for fifty Kauai and saying, oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm the Claws. But now we got game seven Rockets

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Speaker 1: a half Rockets. Okay z, dude, Rockets have not impressed me. Harden.

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Speaker 1: Westbrook doesn't want to pass it to Harden because Harden,

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Speaker 1: why Durant left because when it came down to crunch time,

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Speaker 1: it's tied at with like a minute thirteen to go.

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Speaker 1: Oh we know the point totals coach, some of us

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Speaker 1: had money on it, and a minute forty to go,

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Speaker 1: I I'm kid you not does not cross half court

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Speaker 1: se Hardy was looked like he didn't want any part

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Speaker 1: go get the ball, Beard, Like, if you want to

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Speaker 1: I was ripping Westbrook, but he had no options because

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Speaker 1: bad apologize to Westbrook? No? I still think Westbrook tries

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Speaker 1: to be the hero bed called Twitter tried to get it.

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Speaker 1: You gotta think, guys. He takes a lot of shots

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Speaker 1: from here, where's the ball? There's Harden. They don't even move,

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Speaker 1: he just like he just stands there, dude, with his

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Speaker 1: to the basket. Here he comes, here comes watching, Here

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Speaker 1: here's Harden, just walking, walking, walking, And that's as far

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Speaker 1: baskets and wide open though. I don't think give it

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Speaker 1: to because he's ninety feet from the bast he'll shoot

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Speaker 1: a logo. He shoots ninety feet. That's his that's his wheelhouse. Eddie,

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Speaker 1: I'm reloaded. I'm on Rockets. What are they? Plus five? No?

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Speaker 1: Minus five? Rockets are favored. There's no way the thunder

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Speaker 1: favor There's no way the race said take the five

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Speaker 1: I got it? Got it? Coach? If you not looked

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Speaker 1: what I'm telling you? When the TV is not working,

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Speaker 1: things change around the house. Gambling is not as much

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Speaker 1: can't play half court basketball, you're in trouble. And I

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00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:07,480
Speaker 1: the Bucks struggle in the half court mightily. Well I

419
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,920
Speaker 1: got Bucks over Miami, but yeah, I'm loving now that

420
00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:13,520
Speaker 1: I picked Boston over Toronto. You're a genius. Well, and

421
00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:15,960
Speaker 1: then I have my Milwaukee in the finals. Not loving that.

422
00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:18,399
Speaker 1: That's okay, they're not a finals team. But what do

423
00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:20,760
Speaker 1: you guys winning in this bracket? Nothing? Oh, it's just

424
00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:23,040
Speaker 1: for fun. Yeah, well we talked about on the show.

425
00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:24,640
Speaker 1: He said who was going to win the championship? Okay,

426
00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:26,680
Speaker 1: and got it and then Ray went like a little

427
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:28,720
Speaker 1: kid and printed it out. Okay, okay. I was wondering.

428
00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:30,320
Speaker 1: I thought we were like, you passed those out or

429
00:22:30,359 --> 00:22:33,240
Speaker 1: something I missed. March Madness was canceled. This is my

430
00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:36,159
Speaker 1: March mad eight teams on each side. It's already at

431
00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:38,200
Speaker 1: the sweet sixth team. That's cute. And he keeps it

432
00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:41,879
Speaker 1: and he keeps it right there by his board. It's

433
00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:46,040
Speaker 1: he does, he does, he has not And what's amazing

434
00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:47,560
Speaker 1: is that he has to have it there and he

435
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:49,239
Speaker 1: has to let me see who I picked. How can

436
00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:53,320
Speaker 1: you there's a teams like, how do you not know

437
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:56,520
Speaker 1: who you? Let me be real, I'm betting other side

438
00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:59,680
Speaker 1: bets that are probably against my original bracket. Let me

439
00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:07,199
Speaker 1: see you here. Hey, it's intact, dude, I haven't missed one. Actually,

440
00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:10,200
Speaker 1: Oh but I need okay see to beat the Rockets tonight.

441
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:12,040
Speaker 1: Can I tell you guys what happened last night? I

442
00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:14,240
Speaker 1: would like to hear it. Is this a story from

443
00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:17,719
Speaker 1: the Big Show? No? No, no, no, they didn't make

444
00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:19,280
Speaker 1: the cut. No no, that was probably one one of

445
00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:22,159
Speaker 1: the most amazing nights in my life. Me and my

446
00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:25,119
Speaker 1: buddy Steve, Oh, your wife and someone else in the bedroom.

447
00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:28,000
Speaker 1: Me and my buddy Steve, Oh, you had neighbor Chip over.

448
00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:31,480
Speaker 1: We get online and play some give me my beery.

449
00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:34,679
Speaker 1: Son of um. No, he said, Chip. My wife's been

450
00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:36,920
Speaker 1: eyeing you over the fence, and we're ready to bring

451
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:39,639
Speaker 1: you in the bedroom. We're gonna do some clucking. If

452
00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:41,359
Speaker 1: you don't know what clucking is, that means I sit

453
00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:44,119
Speaker 1: in the corner while you have my people do that

454
00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:49,960
Speaker 1: crap man, Eddie and I heard that car together. What

455
00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:53,320
Speaker 1: you know someone that does that and that did it?

456
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:58,120
Speaker 1: Write it down? Now, write it down right now? Are

457
00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:03,040
Speaker 1: you getting serious? Like? I don't know any I would

458
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:09,000
Speaker 1: It would be difficult. It would be difficult show it

459
00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:17,119
Speaker 1: up here. We're not a video show. Listen, cluck cluck.

460
00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:24,040
Speaker 1: But he wasn't the watcher. No, I understand, I just can't.

461
00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:26,080
Speaker 1: I I don't understand what I'm like. I'm like, dude,

462
00:24:26,119 --> 00:24:29,720
Speaker 1: what does that do for you? Scared out of your mind?

463
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:32,159
Speaker 1: What does that do for a guy to let your

464
00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:35,560
Speaker 1: wife hook up with another dude while you watch? What? What? What?

465
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:38,119
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't get the clock. I'm not

466
00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:41,439
Speaker 1: gonna clock. What are you even clocking out? I'm talking

467
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:45,119
Speaker 1: a clock. I'm a up. Okay, you go clock. You

468
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:48,240
Speaker 1: sit there and cluck while somebody clocks your Why would

469
00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:51,600
Speaker 1: you want to clock when you can what I mean?

470
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:55,760
Speaker 1: I raised my case. It's weird anyway, that's not what

471
00:24:55,880 --> 00:25:00,160
Speaker 1: happened last night. What happened last night? I really thought

472
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:02,359
Speaker 1: that was I forgot all about no NBA two K,

473
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:05,160
Speaker 1: Me and Steve we get on play wreck, right, guys, guys,

474
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:07,879
Speaker 1: it was one of the best games of our lives.

475
00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:11,440
Speaker 1: Steve is a big center, I'm a power forward, and

476
00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:13,959
Speaker 1: we have three other point guards. Here was your kid

477
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:16,240
Speaker 1: watching or you just playing? Coach? This is eleven o'clock

478
00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:18,760
Speaker 1: at night. It's just us. So no kids are clucking. No,

479
00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:22,120
Speaker 1: and so we have like a ten point lead going

480
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:25,920
Speaker 1: into the fourth. Right, our team, three point guards. Coach,

481
00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:28,679
Speaker 1: they start missing all their shots. They suck. They got

482
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:31,560
Speaker 1: a big guy on their team. They're pulling rebounds, dominating

483
00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:35,520
Speaker 1: Steve it's tied going in with ten seconds left, So

484
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:37,680
Speaker 1: does he pull a harden and not get across half

485
00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:39,720
Speaker 1: court and doesn't want the ball scared of the moment

486
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:44,400
Speaker 1: got him? Dang, No, that's not what happened there, No tied, Coach,

487
00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:46,720
Speaker 1: just let him say that it fit with his storyline. Coach,

488
00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:50,040
Speaker 1: al right, they have the ball, music, they have the ball.

489
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:53,960
Speaker 1: Ten seconds they're driving, going for a layup. Steve Goes,

490
00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:56,440
Speaker 1: tell me, tell me Gary harry he played defense like

491
00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:58,400
Speaker 1: Gary Harris did for the Nuggets. In the last couple

492
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:02,560
Speaker 1: of possessions. Steve go is up for the block, foul

493
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:05,880
Speaker 1: shooting foul two point two shots for the other team.

494
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:11,640
Speaker 1: He makes the first free throw, misses the second free

495
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:14,720
Speaker 1: So we got a live ball transition with ten four

496
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:17,560
Speaker 1: seconds left on the clock. Boys, has anybody entered the

497
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:19,639
Speaker 1: room to watch? Is it's still just you got? My

498
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:22,439
Speaker 1: wife's asleep and he kind of noise that makes She says, well,

499
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:24,920
Speaker 1: if she was had she was clucking, then if she

500
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:28,080
Speaker 1: was in the corner, So then we call a time

501
00:26:28,119 --> 00:26:31,360
Speaker 1: out with four seconds left. Smart always call a time out, coach,

502
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:33,040
Speaker 1: when it's better to just fly and try and get

503
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:35,360
Speaker 1: a quick to All the other guys are in the headsets.

504
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:36,919
Speaker 1: All the other guys in our team on the headsets

505
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:39,280
Speaker 1: are going like, this is impossible. What do you Oh

506
00:26:39,359 --> 00:26:42,120
Speaker 1: my god, you're being down too. Why is it impossible?

507
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:45,280
Speaker 1: Like I can't believe down one one one point? We're

508
00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:47,159
Speaker 1: down by one with four seconds left. I couldn't have

509
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:51,800
Speaker 1: followed the boring story. He goes. Everyone's on their headsets going, oh,

510
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:55,040
Speaker 1: we had a ten point lead. Man, go what is

511
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:58,120
Speaker 1: happening right now? Steve has the ball to end down

512
00:26:58,160 --> 00:27:04,000
Speaker 1: to a lot more four seconds. He cut, cut, cut

513
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:06,760
Speaker 1: to the basket quick. He passes the ball through the lane.

514
00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:12,040
Speaker 1: I'm there automatically catch released Sam dunk to take the

515
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:15,480
Speaker 1: lead by one. All we gotta do is play defense. No,

516
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,400
Speaker 1: there's only half a second left. There can't be any

517
00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:19,480
Speaker 1: defense to be played. Really, is one second lesson? You

518
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:23,240
Speaker 1: did all that in less than four seconds in what

519
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:25,760
Speaker 1: were the one second left? They get the ball, they

520
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:28,720
Speaker 1: try to shoot it from half court, they miss it.

521
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:31,800
Speaker 1: We win the game. I mean, everyone on their headsets

522
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:35,400
Speaker 1: going that was amazing. That was amazing, And Steve's like, yeah,

523
00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:37,639
Speaker 1: that's our move. We do it all the time. So

524
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:40,320
Speaker 1: your TV works to play video games, but not watch again.

525
00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:43,720
Speaker 1: The TV is in the in the bedroom, the only

526
00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:45,800
Speaker 1: TV that works in my bedroom. Yeah, that's where you

527
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:48,560
Speaker 1: go watch. I can't be in my bedroom from five

528
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:51,240
Speaker 1: o'clock to ten o'clock at night. I'll tell you what this.

529
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:53,960
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say it again. The NBA bubble is the

530
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:57,159
Speaker 1: best thing that's ever happened to the NBA. Because the

531
00:27:57,280 --> 00:28:00,119
Speaker 1: Celtics were on at four thirty in afternoon yesterday, and

532
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:02,560
Speaker 1: the NBA Playoffs was over at four thirty, and the

533
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:05,520
Speaker 1: Nuggets and Jazz, who are on the West Coast boat teams,

534
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:07,880
Speaker 1: they would have been finishing at midnight, they were done

535
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:11,320
Speaker 1: at boys. It was amazing. I might have been watching

536
00:28:11,359 --> 00:28:13,240
Speaker 1: a game at four thirty. My chick came home from

537
00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:16,080
Speaker 1: work and she was like, what in the are you watching?

538
00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:18,639
Speaker 1: And I was like, the in the NBA? What do

539
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:20,560
Speaker 1: you think I'm watching? Like the time? Is that how

540
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:22,800
Speaker 1: you guys talk to You talk to talk to each other? Dude,

541
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:24,359
Speaker 1: were at the house. Why can't you let them f

542
00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:28,640
Speaker 1: bombs fly? Man? What? Well? She'll be She'll be like, hey,

543
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:30,399
Speaker 1: what do you want for dinner? And I'm like, what

544
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:34,320
Speaker 1: do you think I want? Some chicken? Do you think

545
00:28:34,359 --> 00:28:38,680
Speaker 1: he talks. No chance. Hey, hey, I know whatever. Do

546
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:41,520
Speaker 1: you want to make baby? Oh? What are you watching?

547
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:44,480
Speaker 1: I'm watching Real Housewife. Sorry you're Now that you're home,

548
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:46,600
Speaker 1: I'll turn to Real Housewives because when you weren't here,

549
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:48,080
Speaker 1: I was gonna watch the last dance and then I

550
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:50,040
Speaker 1: was like, oh, no, I better I better know what's

551
00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:51,760
Speaker 1: going on in the Housewives so I can update. You know.

552
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:54,400
Speaker 1: When she says she's switching into Housewives, I'm like that,

553
00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:56,520
Speaker 1: I'm going in my room. I'm gonna watch the game

554
00:28:56,560 --> 00:29:00,600
Speaker 1: on my phone. I don't care. You're like whatever. No,

555
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:03,360
Speaker 1: I'm like, I've had it with this not only having

556
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:05,160
Speaker 1: one TV in the living room. I need one in

557
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:07,400
Speaker 1: my room. So would you buy one? No, you want

558
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:08,920
Speaker 1: to go to the store together, Coach, I'm gonna have

559
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:12,160
Speaker 1: to go. I cannot. I mean football starts. I cannot

560
00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:14,960
Speaker 1: go through the football season without having a TV. And

561
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:17,440
Speaker 1: the problem though I don't have a jack. You have

562
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:19,280
Speaker 1: to do a splitter. You have to splice it. I

563
00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:22,840
Speaker 1: basically need a damn electrician. Over at the apartment. There's

564
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:24,880
Speaker 1: not a cable jack in my in the one room

565
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:30,080
Speaker 1: WiFi a coach, Oh, those boxes are wireless or whatever

566
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:32,560
Speaker 1: it is. You get a WiFi signal from one TV

567
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:34,920
Speaker 1: to the other. Sear telling me I can just plug

568
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,400
Speaker 1: another TV in the other room and it'll have cable. Yes,

569
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:40,800
Speaker 1: you have that. You only have one TV? Don't have

570
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:43,240
Speaker 1: one TV? Yeah, that's in the living room. That's it. Coach,

571
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:47,160
Speaker 1: what are you guys? The beaver? The beaver cleaver? Don't

572
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:50,400
Speaker 1: we have one? We have two twin beds in our bedroom.

573
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:53,040
Speaker 1: We don't sleep together. My wife wore a full dress

574
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:56,320
Speaker 1: to dinner last night. Is that we say? Yes? Sir? Yes, ma'am.

575
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,959
Speaker 1: Whoa coach? Who is on your screw eddie? How old

576
00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:09,760
Speaker 1: is this girl? Uh, she's probably she's in her late thirties.

577
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:13,800
Speaker 1: Hold this up to the screen to race. I can

578
00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:19,000
Speaker 1: see her from here. How old is she sixteen? She's

579
00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:21,120
Speaker 1: not sixteen. She's not sixteen. I would not show you

580
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:22,880
Speaker 1: a sixteen year old and tell you to judge how

581
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:24,920
Speaker 1: old she is. Hey, guys, I just got this sub

582
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:31,480
Speaker 1: website's probably no. I mean i'd say thirty five. Okay,

583
00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:34,840
Speaker 1: she's on Love Island. I watched Love Island on CBS

584
00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:37,240
Speaker 1: and she's the new girl on Love Island. She comes

585
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:39,240
Speaker 1: out and all the guys like, oh my gosh, she's

586
00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:43,920
Speaker 1: so hot, and I said she looks forty five years old. Yeah,

587
00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:47,000
Speaker 1: I'd say yeah, and they're like, oh my gosh, how

588
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:51,240
Speaker 1: oldrey And she goes, uh, there ain't no damn way.

589
00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:54,560
Speaker 1: There is no way Lauren from Love Island is twenty

590
00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:58,600
Speaker 1: nine years old. Go no, I just googled her right now,

591
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:02,120
Speaker 1: just so I a pulp a picture. She claims twenty nine.

592
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:05,760
Speaker 1: She claims she is twenty nine years old. She could be,

593
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:10,200
Speaker 1: but I don't think she has worn out. You gotta

594
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:12,640
Speaker 1: start looking at wrinkles. Coach. I had a lot of renkals.

595
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:14,920
Speaker 1: I tried to find her age, but I got distracted

596
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:17,320
Speaker 1: in the bikini pige No. I just typed in her name,

597
00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:21,160
Speaker 1: Lauren from Oxford, Love Island. There is no way that

598
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:25,760
Speaker 1: woman is twenty nine years old, late thirties, early right,

599
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:28,040
Speaker 1: And all these guys are like, oh, she's the hottest

600
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:30,000
Speaker 1: one in the I'm like, guys, do you not see

601
00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:33,320
Speaker 1: she looks like she can still be hot. But they're

602
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:35,520
Speaker 1: saying she's saying twenty. I'm like, there's no way you're

603
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:38,040
Speaker 1: twenty nine. You have so much wear and tear on

604
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:41,880
Speaker 1: your body, Like she looks older where's the wear and

605
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:45,840
Speaker 1: tear face? That's says a lot face to me. It's

606
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:49,360
Speaker 1: her face. Her body is smoking hot, but her face

607
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:52,760
Speaker 1: just looks like leather and it's been through the ring

608
00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:55,000
Speaker 1: or a few times. Coach. Maybe she likes to clock.

609
00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:58,120
Speaker 1: You never know what these millennials, guys, when you're looking

610
00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:02,400
Speaker 1: for the woman of your life. Everybody listening up when

611
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:05,320
Speaker 1: you're when you're trying to pick out careful. We got

612
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:08,040
Speaker 1: some fourteen year old doing and and it's for you too. Guys.

613
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:11,200
Speaker 1: Listen when you know I'm engaged coach dating, you know,

614
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:12,760
Speaker 1: and you're like, oh, do I want to spend the

615
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:15,240
Speaker 1: rest of my life? Look, there's the personality, of course,

616
00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:18,320
Speaker 1: that's for me number one personality for sure, right, But

617
00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:24,600
Speaker 1: you've got to look physically. Physically, the face will never change.

618
00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:29,880
Speaker 1: The body can look better, it could look worse. The

619
00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:34,000
Speaker 1: body never base. If you want to stay with that

620
00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:36,160
Speaker 1: woman for the rest of your life based on the body,

621
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:40,640
Speaker 1: you cannot do that because the body will sometimes easy

622
00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:45,800
Speaker 1: come easy, But you gotta be careful. There's kids that

623
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:48,160
Speaker 1: are listening to this. I'm talking about a woman's body, coach.

624
00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:50,880
Speaker 1: Coach the kids too, they're gonna start dating pretty soon.

625
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:54,120
Speaker 1: What do your kids know about a woman's body? Nothing?

626
00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:58,760
Speaker 1: Thinking about it? Yeah, not much. But I'm just telling you.

627
00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:01,120
Speaker 1: I was shocked at this woman trying to and when

628
00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:04,000
Speaker 1: they asked her, I wish I had the audio. She hesitated,

629
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:08,240
Speaker 1: like can find it? Like she was like, uh like,

630
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:11,960
Speaker 1: how like what am I going to say? And what's believable?

631
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:15,800
Speaker 1: What is believable to say? So they can say any age? Right?

632
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:18,440
Speaker 1: Why do people lie about their age? Well, because you're

633
00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:19,880
Speaker 1: on a show with a bunch of twenty year old

634
00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:22,680
Speaker 1: year old and you want them to think okay, But

635
00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:26,320
Speaker 1: don't you as a girl, don't you want everyone to

636
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:29,560
Speaker 1: be like, wow, you're forty, you look great. But I

637
00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:31,760
Speaker 1: don't think any year olds are gonna be trying to

638
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:35,360
Speaker 1: shock up with her. If she says she's hit me

639
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:39,040
Speaker 1: with her name again. Her name is Lauren Coogan c

640
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:43,400
Speaker 1: O O G A and she's a cougar. Wow. There's

641
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:50,880
Speaker 1: not one tweet about her anyone show Paradise Island, Love Island, USA.

642
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:54,320
Speaker 1: I watched her. I don't know she's talking to some dude.

643
00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:56,280
Speaker 1: It looks like they're about to clock here. You go

644
00:33:57,480 --> 00:34:00,600
Speaker 1: so physically a track in the most because you have

645
00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:08,800
Speaker 1: to get a Hey, somebody watched the show. Yeah, that's Carrington.

646
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:12,360
Speaker 1: How much of that show did you watch? Well? I

647
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:15,040
Speaker 1: want no, No, I've watched every episode because it came

648
00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:18,200
Speaker 1: on after a Big Brother and Ray talks about Big

649
00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:19,879
Speaker 1: Brother and I watched Big Brother. This is the most

650
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:22,920
Speaker 1: boring TV show I've ever watched. It's a week season.

651
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:24,799
Speaker 1: What do you want from the all? It says, it's

652
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:27,200
Speaker 1: all stars Eddie Coach and here a bunch of forty

653
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:29,160
Speaker 1: year old people that have kids and families and have

654
00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:31,560
Speaker 1: to be careful. They can't go Laura Cougar, who was

655
00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:34,000
Speaker 1: more interesting? Family? You at the bar or you when

656
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:36,759
Speaker 1: you were in college at the bar? Exactly? It was

657
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:40,680
Speaker 1: pretty good either way when I was when I had

658
00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:42,360
Speaker 1: family at the when I went to the bar, or

659
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:46,320
Speaker 1: college me at the bar like now bar or college?

660
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:48,640
Speaker 1: You bar? What's more interested? Tear it up either way?

661
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:50,640
Speaker 1: I did tear it up every either way. Thank you

662
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:52,600
Speaker 1: came to the bar right now? Tear it I'm just

663
00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:57,280
Speaker 1: saying I was so hyped about Big Brother and nothing happens.

664
00:34:57,640 --> 00:34:59,319
Speaker 1: I mean, I watched it. It comes on, it's three

665
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:01,920
Speaker 1: hours a week, Coach. They're locked in a house in

666
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:05,439
Speaker 1: studios understand, what do you expect fireworks? Remember I told

667
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:07,959
Speaker 1: you Coach. My brother for his job, he watches TV

668
00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:09,759
Speaker 1: for a living. He said the other day he had

669
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:11,400
Speaker 1: to watch Big Brother and it was the worst day

670
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:13,960
Speaker 1: of his career. My my, my wife watches the live

671
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:16,600
Speaker 1: feeds and there's two guys in the house, Ian and Casar,

672
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:20,960
Speaker 1: and they were they were talking about and they're like, man,

673
00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:23,000
Speaker 1: this is a really boring series, and I feel bad

674
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:26,080
Speaker 1: for the producers. There's nothing happened. They were saying that

675
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:29,160
Speaker 1: on the live feed because they know it. That's the thing.

676
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:32,880
Speaker 1: All Stars in sports is the best in reality TV.

677
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:35,880
Speaker 1: I guess in Survivor it translate, and Big Brother it does.

678
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:38,560
Speaker 1: I don't say road Rules or whatever they're I mean

679
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:41,719
Speaker 1: all Stars is. They don't really have an all Star season.

680
00:35:41,719 --> 00:35:43,200
Speaker 1: They just have a season. But they did have a

681
00:35:43,239 --> 00:35:46,640
Speaker 1: Survivor where all the winners came winners came out. It

682
00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:48,160
Speaker 1: was awesome. That's the one I tried to get you

683
00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:50,919
Speaker 1: to watch, but you didn't watch it. But unbelievable. Yeah

684
00:35:51,239 --> 00:35:53,640
Speaker 1: is the podcast Coach, which know you tried to get

685
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:56,960
Speaker 1: people to watch it. Now trying to get this to stick.

686
00:35:57,080 --> 00:36:00,799
Speaker 1: I don't care I'll keep shut cousins. He's been watching

687
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:03,319
Speaker 1: a little too much Rocky. Oh yeah, because he did

688
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:06,320
Speaker 1: an interview where he answers ten questions and let me

689
00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:08,200
Speaker 1: get the clip, and he oh, you got the clip?

690
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:17,400
Speaker 1: Oh I forgot about I'm want to talk about you

691
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:20,200
Speaker 1: got the clip? Oh? Yes, yes, I was one page behind.

692
00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:26,320
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Yes, it's what's his name? Interns Arnold? Arnold

693
00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:30,480
Speaker 1: did right right here, Rocky themes will talk about it,

694
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:33,920
Speaker 1: talking about the coronavirus and what he believes on it.

695
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,480
Speaker 1: And he said, looking, I'm taking a survival of the

696
00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:40,640
Speaker 1: fittest approach. If I die, I die. But did he

697
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:43,680
Speaker 1: say it like Ivan Dragos? No, But I think I

698
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,000
Speaker 1: think he gave away his hand that he's been watching

699
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:49,800
Speaker 1: Rocky over quarantine, because that's really what his quote was.

700
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:51,719
Speaker 1: If I die, I die, it's really a survival of

701
00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:56,520
Speaker 1: the fittest. But the quote is if he dies, he dies. Yeah,

702
00:36:57,239 --> 00:37:00,360
Speaker 1: it's not sweet. I was trying to get some audio

703
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:02,920
Speaker 1: of it. Well, there is audio, but I didn't. I

704
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:05,799
Speaker 1: mean whatever. But he said he's not very concerned about COVID.

705
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:08,319
Speaker 1: I'm he goes, I'm healthy, all survived. I'm not really worried.

706
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:13,279
Speaker 1: About it. That's the attitude a podcast trying to cut

707
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:16,080
Speaker 1: our teeth and really make it in this industry that's cutthroat.

708
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:18,880
Speaker 1: And he goes, well, I mean, I don't care if

709
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:21,080
Speaker 1: there's audio. Well, coach, that's the only way people can

710
00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:24,520
Speaker 1: theater of the mind it. I'm sure his family is

711
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:27,960
Speaker 1: he's married, right, kids. I'm sure his family loves that.

712
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:32,480
Speaker 1: I like, I'm sure his family love that. This dude

713
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:35,040
Speaker 1: goes to a press conference says I want to pick

714
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:38,000
Speaker 1: football over my family. If I die. He was on

715
00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:41,600
Speaker 1: another podcast getting that quote that could have been our podcast.

716
00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:44,960
Speaker 1: They got the quote. Apparently some Kyle Brandt who's on

717
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:49,399
Speaker 1: who was on Real World Chicago. He his podcast got

718
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:51,800
Speaker 1: the if I die, I die. Wow, we could have

719
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:53,480
Speaker 1: landed that. Well, coach, you know what I did. I'm

720
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:55,560
Speaker 1: thinking about. I did get an email for a request

721
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:57,640
Speaker 1: for an interview with the Cousins, but I thought it

722
00:37:57,719 --> 00:38:02,520
Speaker 1: was just Cousins. It was really Kirk Cousins coach. Yes,

723
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:04,000
Speaker 1: so coach, I have to look for it. I thought

724
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,839
Speaker 1: it was what's the other one, boogie Cousins coach. Why

725
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:09,239
Speaker 1: would they email you? You've been in chronic code for

726
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:13,440
Speaker 1: two months? Random emails and Scoopa. Steve gets random emails

727
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:15,560
Speaker 1: too for people. Oh do we want to get one

728
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:19,000
Speaker 1: of our voicemails speaking? Do we have a voice mail? Yeah?

729
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,560
Speaker 1: He mind this one for us. I guess somebody called

730
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:25,680
Speaker 1: into the Big Show, but it's been handed down to

731
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:28,560
Speaker 1: the Little Show. If you guys want it, yeah, coach

732
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:31,840
Speaker 1: hit it. Okay, here it is, Hey, guys. Matt started

733
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:35,880
Speaker 1: listening to the Sore Losers as a last October probably

734
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:39,480
Speaker 1: And uh, I just want to say that Lunchboxes is

735
00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:41,920
Speaker 1: really getting out of control with this. And uh, I

736
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:45,160
Speaker 1: think Eddie should I'm team Eddie, Eddie, Eddie's Eddie's got

737
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:47,160
Speaker 1: got a point. I mean, you shouldn't be forced to

738
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:49,239
Speaker 1: be treated the way he is on that show. And

739
00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:54,000
Speaker 1: I would leave too, I would leave if I were him. Hey,

740
00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:57,560
Speaker 1: well then go ahead and leave. He don't want you this?

741
00:38:57,840 --> 00:38:59,520
Speaker 1: What are you talking to me? Or? Do know this guy?

742
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:02,160
Speaker 1: This was by the worst voicemail we've ever gotten our life.

743
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:05,279
Speaker 1: He said, you're out of control. I don't understand how

744
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:07,080
Speaker 1: I'm out of control? What did I do that was

745
00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:09,400
Speaker 1: so out of control? I tried to create a rivalry

746
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:12,400
Speaker 1: that was there. Eddie was scared that my brother was

747
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:14,800
Speaker 1: good at fantasy football and didn't want him in his division.

748
00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:20,000
Speaker 1: Here's the clip of Eddie quitting, I'm sorry, people not

749
00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:23,920
Speaker 1: fun because it's your family involved. That's it, Eddie. They

750
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:27,000
Speaker 1: do more work for the show than you do. Got him. Wow, alright,

751
00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:30,120
Speaker 1: I'm done, I'm done. Goodbye everyone. I mean, that's just

752
00:39:30,239 --> 00:39:33,360
Speaker 1: the truth. Eddie turned his mic off. It's the truth.

753
00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:35,120
Speaker 1: Do you want to turn your mic on and talking

754
00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:37,640
Speaker 1: out or no? Sorry? I had to play that for context.

755
00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:40,360
Speaker 1: We're now back live on this pod. Now, out of

756
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:42,400
Speaker 1: all this, you know what really stands out? You are

757
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:45,600
Speaker 1: looking live? I want to point out something. Can you

758
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:47,680
Speaker 1: go back and play the Corona call that we did

759
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:51,360
Speaker 1: for him? Oh no, we're not doing that one. We're not.

760
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:58,680
Speaker 1: We're not coach coach to be a cold day in hell.

761
00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:01,520
Speaker 1: If we're ever gonna play, go ahead, and one thing

762
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:05,040
Speaker 1: stands out he takes a vacation, will play? Hey might

763
00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:09,040
Speaker 1: quit again? Hey? Out of all that, you and I

764
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:12,800
Speaker 1: for sure we're definitely having a heated argument. We're both passionate.

765
00:40:15,239 --> 00:40:19,439
Speaker 1: Got him what he does that mean? Where it's locker

766
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:22,400
Speaker 1: room talk, we're in here slapping each other's ass. I

767
00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:24,279
Speaker 1: had a towel wrapped up over here. I was gonna

768
00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:26,640
Speaker 1: spank You're right in the crack with Coach. He's the

769
00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:31,799
Speaker 1: pecker or what's it called the lee whoa sits there

770
00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:34,960
Speaker 1: and watches. He's the clucker in this. You and I

771
00:40:35,239 --> 00:40:37,400
Speaker 1: were like over here doing the thing heat at the moment,

772
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:41,800
Speaker 1: and this guy over here got him. What does that mean, coach? Coach,

773
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:45,320
Speaker 1: you really think that I give up about somebody else's fights?

774
00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:48,759
Speaker 1: To me, that was a time to pile on, joke

775
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:52,200
Speaker 1: about it a little bit with my stile on. Are

776
00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:54,799
Speaker 1: you see that both those are passionate about what we're

777
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:58,160
Speaker 1: arguing about. That was right, right, right did a great job.

778
00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:01,279
Speaker 1: Right spot was spot on. He got it, and he

779
00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:04,040
Speaker 1: steered the ship because I was over here just like

780
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:07,080
Speaker 1: you were mad. Well, I was mad, and then I

781
00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:09,040
Speaker 1: was like I don't know what to do, and raised

782
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:12,520
Speaker 1: like the show goes on. Leonard Fournette left. You see

783
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:17,800
Speaker 1: the jaguars, But then I tried to make an analogy

784
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:20,319
Speaker 1: with jaguars in the jungle. It didn't work, so then

785
00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:22,200
Speaker 1: I had to ditch that one and go with something else.

786
00:41:22,239 --> 00:41:24,680
Speaker 1: But then around that time Eddie decided to end his

787
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:28,600
Speaker 1: eighteen second retirement. And what's surprising to me is Leonard Fournette.

788
00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:32,160
Speaker 1: Where are all the suitors. No one's jumping at the

789
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:34,279
Speaker 1: No one said, hey, Leonard, come over here. We need

790
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:36,520
Speaker 1: to hold off on our fantasy draft until he gets

791
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:39,319
Speaker 1: picked up by somebody, because coach is gonna screw up

792
00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:42,120
Speaker 1: our whole draft. I mean I drafted, well, I drafted

793
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:46,040
Speaker 1: last week, and someone drafted him third round. Well, unless

794
00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:47,799
Speaker 1: we have an XFL draft, I don't know if he's

795
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:50,920
Speaker 1: gonna be popping up. Boys. Man, I've got I've got.

796
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:53,920
Speaker 1: I pulled up some because we're doing keepers on this

797
00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:56,040
Speaker 1: other league that me and lunch Box are in, and

798
00:41:56,120 --> 00:41:59,239
Speaker 1: I've got some people to choose from two keepers. It's

799
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:02,200
Speaker 1: pretty tough, know what. I'm in a Yahoo league, and

800
00:42:02,239 --> 00:42:03,920
Speaker 1: I guess I went to the one I just drafted

801
00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:05,840
Speaker 1: for I was telling you about. I don't know what

802
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:09,080
Speaker 1: I did when I was going to the draft, but

803
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:12,000
Speaker 1: I clicked on something, and I guess I joined another

804
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:16,279
Speaker 1: A public league. How much? No, No, it's free. It's people.

805
00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:20,520
Speaker 1: I don't even know. That's fun and I know, so

806
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:24,719
Speaker 1: what do you win? Guys? Nothing? Guys, just leave you

807
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:28,160
Speaker 1: a couple of jelly beans. They told me they're gonna

808
00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:30,000
Speaker 1: send me. And it also a Jelly of the Month club.

809
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:33,040
Speaker 1: I didn't even know I get a Yahoo Little Squeeze

810
00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:37,120
Speaker 1: stress ball is real as it's just a little bean.

811
00:42:37,239 --> 00:42:39,240
Speaker 1: You put it on your desk. It's a little button

812
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:44,600
Speaker 1: you push. It's cute and it's I don't even know.

813
00:42:45,239 --> 00:42:46,959
Speaker 1: I don't even know how I got in this league,

814
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:49,120
Speaker 1: but I'm in Yahoo Public. What do you kind of

815
00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:52,680
Speaker 1: clicking her out? Dog coaches just getting closing out of

816
00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:56,480
Speaker 1: virus tabs? Would you you gotta be careful clicking around

817
00:42:57,440 --> 00:42:59,680
Speaker 1: coming in the door. I didn't even know. I don't

818
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:01,920
Speaker 1: I didn't even know I clicked it. I just went

819
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:05,160
Speaker 1: to Yahoo because I have another draft tonight, and it says, oh,

820
00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:08,920
Speaker 1: here's your team Yahoo Public from Yahoo Public nine four

821
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:11,719
Speaker 1: two seven six nine league, And I'm like, what league

822
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:16,080
Speaker 1: is that? And I'm playing against Williams Best Team, Richest

823
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:22,200
Speaker 1: superb team, uh, Ernie's Expert team, Michael's team, Liam's team,

824
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:24,840
Speaker 1: Michael my buddy from and obviously someone is playing attention

825
00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:26,680
Speaker 1: to because they changed their name to the first in goal,

826
00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:31,000
Speaker 1: So someone cares about this league. So I'm trying to

827
00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:33,799
Speaker 1: get out of this league. And Yahoo won't let me out.

828
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:38,080
Speaker 1: So I went ahead and I dropped James White, I

829
00:43:38,239 --> 00:43:41,600
Speaker 1: dropped Marquis Brown, I dropped Melvin Gordon, I dropped to

830
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:44,759
Speaker 1: Jared Cook, I dropped Cooper Cup, and I dropped Kyler Murray.

831
00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:47,719
Speaker 1: Sounds like Eddie's actual style of drafting and dropping on.

832
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:51,600
Speaker 1: And the guy's like, hey man, someone put on the mestward. Hey,

833
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:54,600
Speaker 1: you dropped all your players? You what what players are

834
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:56,600
Speaker 1: you gonna pick up? I was like, no, no, no,

835
00:43:56,760 --> 00:44:00,600
Speaker 1: I want out this league. I'm not in the league. Okay, okay,

836
00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:02,640
Speaker 1: let me stop you for a second. You see how

837
00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:05,319
Speaker 1: they're forcing you to be in that league. Yes, that's

838
00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:08,759
Speaker 1: how I felt with you, with his own words to

839
00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:11,080
Speaker 1: bring it exactly how you feel, like, Hey, what are

840
00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:15,160
Speaker 1: you doing be in a division? I didn't know what

841
00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:18,320
Speaker 1: the hell to do. They're forcing the brother and the

842
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:20,480
Speaker 1: dad on me. I went ahead and just walked out

843
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:23,560
Speaker 1: for eighteen seconds. But then I said, the team's drafting itself.

844
00:44:23,719 --> 00:44:28,040
Speaker 1: I better get back. That's exactly how I felt, and

845
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:30,040
Speaker 1: so I have no idea how to get out. So

846
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:32,480
Speaker 1: I thought me dropping these players would make Yahoo mad,

847
00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:33,920
Speaker 1: and they kicked me out of the league. No, I'm

848
00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:35,759
Speaker 1: still in the damn league. And then you're telling me

849
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:40,520
Speaker 1: some nerd on the internet that's making no money. He

850
00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:43,640
Speaker 1: didn't get mad. First goal he said, you can trade

851
00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:45,840
Speaker 1: me all your players. Oh wait, what happened? All your players?

852
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:48,600
Speaker 1: And then he goes, I'm sure no one and everybody

853
00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:50,719
Speaker 1: in the legal let you pick him back up? Everybody

854
00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:54,040
Speaker 1: in the league, like no, I mean Liam, who else

855
00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:59,600
Speaker 1: is in this league? Camp? Um Michael's best team? Didn

856
00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:03,920
Speaker 1: he k his team? Um Taylor's team, Michael's team? Hey,

857
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:05,840
Speaker 1: I just need a yes or no. You're telling me

858
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,880
Speaker 1: there is a let me phrases properly. I want to

859
00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:11,920
Speaker 1: I want to use my English dialogue properly. I want

860
00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:14,680
Speaker 1: to ask this question. Am I articulating this properly? Hear

861
00:45:14,719 --> 00:45:19,719
Speaker 1: me out. You're telling me there is a group of

862
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:25,799
Speaker 1: people in our society that play fantasy for free? Are

863
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:30,360
Speaker 1: you kidding me? Not only for free, but free against

864
00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:34,799
Speaker 1: people you don't even know. I feel like they're all

865
00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:39,960
Speaker 1: like years old. I mean, I feel like that thirteen

866
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,840
Speaker 1: years old, have no money? Back track, why was I

867
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:49,920
Speaker 1: on that? You guys can call me uncle Box. So

868
00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:52,200
Speaker 1: I feel bad. I feel like I'm ruining the league

869
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:54,360
Speaker 1: by just dropping my players, but I don't care. I

870
00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:57,799
Speaker 1: want out so bad. I don't know what to do. Hey,

871
00:45:58,160 --> 00:45:59,839
Speaker 1: you could drop it all your players, but I'm sure

872
00:45:59,880 --> 00:46:01,440
Speaker 1: the guys will be cool with you picking them all

873
00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:04,040
Speaker 1: back up. That's what they said, and I was like, no, uncle,

874
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:07,040
Speaker 1: box Um, you dropped all your players. But the only

875
00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:09,520
Speaker 1: problem is with my Yahoo I d it's gonna ruin

876
00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:13,440
Speaker 1: my winning percentage. What's what winning percentage? Yeah, if you

877
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:16,080
Speaker 1: go to your name and you can see your winning percentage,

878
00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:21,120
Speaker 1: I say you do this. I say, you play this

879
00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:29,800
Speaker 1: league and you beat their king asked coach. But I

880
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:33,880
Speaker 1: bleep the more harsh word uncle. Here's the thing I

881
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:36,359
Speaker 1: am not. I will not pay attention to a league

882
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:39,600
Speaker 1: that I'm that. I'm not making you. I will never

883
00:46:39,719 --> 00:46:41,799
Speaker 1: look at it. I don't care. How do you auto

884
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:45,160
Speaker 1: drafted or how did you? I don't know. I didn't

885
00:46:45,160 --> 00:46:49,960
Speaker 1: even know I was in the league. You feel forced? Butter?

886
00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:53,400
Speaker 1: Who you got? Who's your roster? Looking like it was

887
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:57,040
Speaker 1: Tyler Murray? Oh, drop back? What do you want some

888
00:46:57,200 --> 00:47:00,080
Speaker 1: running yardage? I did drop them, good, but you to

889
00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:02,520
Speaker 1: drop the rest of your team and I have a

890
00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:05,000
Speaker 1: certain amount. They wouldn't let me go. They have enough

891
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:07,480
Speaker 1: to fill out the roster, so I couldn't drop everybody

892
00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:10,520
Speaker 1: on my bench. But I tried, and I literally had

893
00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:12,919
Speaker 1: no idea. I was like, what is this team they're

894
00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:16,160
Speaker 1: talking about? Like, I'm my yah, who account? And what?

895
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:21,360
Speaker 1: We had a group message? Uh that? Oh god? His

896
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:24,000
Speaker 1: bachelor party. They were talking about doing a fantasy league

897
00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:26,040
Speaker 1: and numbers were being pitched around about how much we're

898
00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:28,080
Speaker 1: gonna pay to get in this film. You wonder how much?

899
00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:31,040
Speaker 1: They said, Hey, you guys want to do a fantasy

900
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:37,280
Speaker 1: league for ten bucks? Hey winner gets thirty. I said, guys,

901
00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:39,279
Speaker 1: why would I'm not even gonna get out of bed

902
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:44,080
Speaker 1: for that. You do all year freaking And I was like, hey, guys,

903
00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:45,879
Speaker 1: my nephew just texted me and said, if he gets

904
00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:47,879
Speaker 1: one more dollar in his piggy bank, he can join

905
00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:50,719
Speaker 1: our fantasy league. I mean, who the hell plays for

906
00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:53,399
Speaker 1: ten dollars. It's something you put a lot of work

907
00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:57,920
Speaker 1: and effort into it. Guys, minimum a hundred dollars, please minimum.

908
00:47:58,200 --> 00:48:02,040
Speaker 1: I mean, like the work league, our work league. Did

909
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:04,360
Speaker 1: you reach out? It's not happening. I didn't even reach out, man,

910
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:06,400
Speaker 1: because some people, I mean some people have been on

911
00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:08,520
Speaker 1: a boat for six months coach, you gotta realize that,

912
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:11,920
Speaker 1: who have you looked at some of the people at

913
00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:14,440
Speaker 1: this office, coach, They all have sun tans and balls

914
00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:17,520
Speaker 1: and they're all at the beach. Have you guys not

915
00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:19,279
Speaker 1: been in a cubicle for six months? How do you

916
00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:22,200
Speaker 1: have such a great tan? We're working from home, they're working,

917
00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:24,759
Speaker 1: working from the coast. I mean, they're they're living the

918
00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:29,680
Speaker 1: high live there in Santa Barbara, there in Yeah, they're everywhere.

919
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:32,920
Speaker 1: And did you see Patrick Mahomes got engaged. Yeah, hey,

920
00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:36,600
Speaker 1: if you didn't like his fiance or his uh girlflfriend,

921
00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:39,400
Speaker 1: now that she's his wife, forget it now. And I

922
00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:41,800
Speaker 1: think I saw their engagement picture mine. I was in

923
00:48:42,239 --> 00:48:44,160
Speaker 1: a field one of them. I was walking down a

924
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:47,239
Speaker 1: dirt two track. It looks like Mahomes and his chick

925
00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:51,360
Speaker 1: their engagement picture is pretty much her mountain him. No,

926
00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:53,600
Speaker 1: not on each other. A lot. That was your in

927
00:48:53,719 --> 00:48:55,640
Speaker 1: that your wedding picture. That's your save of the day.

928
00:48:55,719 --> 00:48:57,160
Speaker 1: Like that's one thing you did it. But I'm saying

929
00:48:57,200 --> 00:48:59,520
Speaker 1: I did it all wrong. Dude. I should have just said, hey, chick,

930
00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:02,000
Speaker 1: get over here, let me let me can mount you.

931
00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:04,640
Speaker 1: And that's called an engagement picture. You wanted to mount

932
00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:07,320
Speaker 1: your girl. Did you see that big old diamond? Yeah,

933
00:49:08,239 --> 00:49:09,880
Speaker 1: that was a super Bowl ring right, well, he got

934
00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:11,880
Speaker 1: it right after the super Bowl ring he get proposed

935
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:15,080
Speaker 1: to her. Oh that was we just found out. They

936
00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:19,680
Speaker 1: just yeah, just didn't they just got the super Bowl ring. Okay, okay, brother, Brother,

937
00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:23,839
Speaker 1: I listen. I cannot believe brother that he got engaged, brother,

938
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,160
Speaker 1: and we won the whole thing. Brother, What a special

939
00:49:26,239 --> 00:49:29,080
Speaker 1: moment for the city of Kansas City. Brother. Yeah, bless

940
00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:30,920
Speaker 1: and then I when I bought that football, Brother, I

941
00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:33,680
Speaker 1: wonder if he was autographing it while she was wearing

942
00:49:33,719 --> 00:49:36,719
Speaker 1: the engagement ring. Brother, and they were all right there together, brother,

943
00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:40,439
Speaker 1: that was Scoob Steve. Come on, I wonder if you're

944
00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:43,480
Speaker 1: Patrick Mahomes, what you think when you get online you

945
00:49:43,600 --> 00:49:47,600
Speaker 1: just see like thousands and thousands of comments of your

946
00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:52,279
Speaker 1: girlfriend's annoying his crap? He probably see that, coach, what

947
00:49:53,239 --> 00:49:57,919
Speaker 1: the way you gets back to him? No, he sees it. Absolutely. Listen.

948
00:49:58,160 --> 00:50:01,960
Speaker 1: When athletes say they don't read the the probably all

949
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:04,520
Speaker 1: of them they read it. They're listening to the radio.

950
00:50:04,719 --> 00:50:07,520
Speaker 1: They want to hear what local sports talk or national

951
00:50:07,560 --> 00:50:11,960
Speaker 1: sports talk is saying about them. Coach, and coach, you

952
00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:14,319
Speaker 1: actually didn't watch it. You're telling us that. Wait, you're

953
00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:16,799
Speaker 1: telling us there's an athlete streaming our podcast to find

954
00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:19,520
Speaker 1: out what we think about them. No, no, listen, Harden

955
00:50:19,680 --> 00:50:26,120
Speaker 1: is probably a stumble proposed at the stadium in the suite. Yeah, buddy,

956
00:50:28,040 --> 00:50:33,040
Speaker 1: is that the field? That was the field? Wow? Coach?

957
00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:36,640
Speaker 1: Well after you got a Super Bowl ring and her

958
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:39,920
Speaker 1: rock is huge? I mean, damn, that's big. Yeah, it

959
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:46,200
Speaker 1: looks like my wife's was that shrimp cocktawn on the back? Yeah, damn,

960
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:49,839
Speaker 1: I do a right can see? And that's not above barbecue. Hey,

961
00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:53,440
Speaker 1: just see you put rings in. Hey, this is Bob's.

962
00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:55,640
Speaker 1: If you want to come down with that ring, go

963
00:50:55,760 --> 00:50:58,960
Speaker 1: ahead and get you some finger licking good barbecue. But

964
00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:02,080
Speaker 1: please miss Maha, make sure you bring some baby wives

965
00:51:02,120 --> 00:51:05,400
Speaker 1: and bring Patty Mahomes, bring old brother Pitts. We'll have

966
00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:08,840
Speaker 1: a whole good old time that bubs barbecue in Kansas City.

967
00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:14,080
Speaker 1: All right, see your brother brother. I really appreciate y'all.

968
00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:16,680
Speaker 1: Give me a shoutout. You guys realized we are one

969
00:51:16,719 --> 00:51:19,440
Speaker 1: week and one day from football starting. Yeah, I can't wait.

970
00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:22,680
Speaker 1: Is there college college already started? I popped the bottle. No, No,

971
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:25,840
Speaker 1: this weekend, there's like legit games, right, No, tell me

972
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:29,080
Speaker 1: who's playing. I don't know. I'm asking No, I mean

973
00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:32,680
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't think there's any legit games.

974
00:51:32,719 --> 00:51:36,799
Speaker 1: It's probably UCF versus Man. I like, they're the one

975
00:51:36,840 --> 00:51:39,520
Speaker 1: of the gold helmets. They're the one we thought were good,

976
00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:41,040
Speaker 1: but then they got in the big games and they

977
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:43,080
Speaker 1: got boat raced by like fifty. Well they beat they

978
00:51:43,120 --> 00:51:45,239
Speaker 1: beat Auburn in the big game. That was three years ago.

979
00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:50,160
Speaker 1: That's when I lived downtown. We've got Central Arkansas CF

980
00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:55,280
Speaker 1: and Auburn. Oh my gosh, look at all the postponed geez, yeah, coach,

981
00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:58,440
Speaker 1: it was two thousand and eighteen, two years ago. We

982
00:51:58,520 --> 00:52:01,840
Speaker 1: have Marshall, Like I said, Marshall this weekend. Who are

983
00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:08,160
Speaker 1: they playing? Uh? Marshall in Eastern Kentucky, Middle Tennessee and Army.

984
00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:12,280
Speaker 1: I gotta love that Army football s m U Texas

985
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:15,239
Speaker 1: State coach. Yeah, it's a twenty two line coach. I love.

986
00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:18,359
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, hey, she likes the mount him. Here's

987
00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:19,840
Speaker 1: them after the super Bowl. That's what I told you.

988
00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:22,040
Speaker 1: Here we go. Last time you seef played guys, who

989
00:52:22,120 --> 00:52:28,279
Speaker 1: was this Bilt pressure gets away, built run inside the

990
00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:34,359
Speaker 1: ten touchdown. Man, that's what fans sound like. That wasn't

991
00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:37,520
Speaker 1: the last time you see played, guys, speaking of did

992
00:52:37,560 --> 00:52:42,720
Speaker 1: you see that base uh Arizona game? Diamondbacks? Coach one fifty?

993
00:52:43,480 --> 00:52:50,560
Speaker 1: You mean the Giants? Who the Giants one four? That's

994
00:52:50,680 --> 00:52:53,560
Speaker 1: Rocky's baseball. I don't know about in real life, but

995
00:52:53,640 --> 00:52:58,200
Speaker 1: in RBI baseball when the kids, no, I'm bi baseball

996
00:52:58,600 --> 00:53:01,600
Speaker 1: awesome today? Like I have be on the ps four. Yeah,

997
00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:04,359
Speaker 1: they have URBI like seventeen or on the neck. When

998
00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:07,279
Speaker 1: the kids play and one kid is beating the other

999
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:09,839
Speaker 1: one by twenty runs, they just stopped the game. Why

1000
00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:14,080
Speaker 1: didn't they just stop it? Here? I mean, did anybody

1001
00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:17,560
Speaker 1: get mad that the Giants kept scoring? No? Oh, here

1002
00:53:17,640 --> 00:53:20,520
Speaker 1: we go, Here we go, because you can't get mad

1003
00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:23,640
Speaker 1: at Major League Baseball players for scoring runs. Here's one

1004
00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:32,120
Speaker 1: of the runs, high drive to right Dickerson. It is here,

1005
00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:39,520
Speaker 1: and it's in the upper deck. Shrimsky, shrimps to the excitement.

1006
00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:45,239
Speaker 1: Coach play all twenty four of them? Coach, But did

1007
00:53:45,320 --> 00:53:49,000
Speaker 1: you see the benches clear and the Yankees raised? Fine?

1008
00:53:49,080 --> 00:53:51,920
Speaker 1: Hey did you see the Yankees raised? Boys? Yeah? I

1009
00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:53,880
Speaker 1: saw I I don't think they touched coach. It was

1010
00:53:53,960 --> 00:53:56,360
Speaker 1: kind they didn't touch. But dude, let me tell you,

1011
00:53:56,880 --> 00:53:59,480
Speaker 1: that is a rivalry that is developing in baseball. That

1012
00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:04,000
Speaker 1: is awesome because the Yankees having it payroll that's out

1013
00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:07,000
Speaker 1: of this universe, and the Rays pay like twenty dollars

1014
00:54:07,040 --> 00:54:10,480
Speaker 1: per player. And here do we want audio? One the

1015
00:54:10,520 --> 00:54:13,880
Speaker 1: games got back to everybody else. It's a broadcast station.

1016
00:54:13,960 --> 00:54:17,080
Speaker 1: Hold on, I get it to live audio filibuster. So

1017
00:54:18,200 --> 00:54:21,200
Speaker 1: the Raise just keep winning. And there they were kind

1018
00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:23,520
Speaker 1: of running away with the division. They got a big lead,

1019
00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:25,960
Speaker 1: I don't know, four or five games. And last night

1020
00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:28,600
Speaker 1: the bench is clear because Chapman through one right by

1021
00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:30,239
Speaker 1: the guy's head. And don't think I don't think it

1022
00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:33,239
Speaker 1: was on purpose. But the the Raise didn't like it.

1023
00:54:33,360 --> 00:54:36,280
Speaker 1: There's been chirping because they I mean, it's a heated

1024
00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:39,000
Speaker 1: rivalry and the Yankees are feeling that pressure to win

1025
00:54:39,080 --> 00:54:43,120
Speaker 1: the World Series. And boy at the Red Sox, I mean,

1026
00:54:43,239 --> 00:54:45,520
Speaker 1: I don't even if they play anymore. Their rivalry with

1027
00:54:45,600 --> 00:54:47,600
Speaker 1: the Yankees is dead because no one cares about the

1028
00:54:47,640 --> 00:54:51,200
Speaker 1: Red Sox. The new rivalry in baseball Yankees Raise, and

1029
00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:53,919
Speaker 1: it's a good one. I will say the Red Sox suck,

1030
00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:58,120
Speaker 1: aren't they like? Ten games under five? And what's good

1031
00:54:58,160 --> 00:55:02,280
Speaker 1: about the Yankees raise rivalry is that when people retire

1032
00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:05,920
Speaker 1: from New York they go to Florida. Yeah, that's kind

1033
00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:10,040
Speaker 1: They make up the community down there and great Angle

1034
00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:12,719
Speaker 1: and there's more. There's more Yankee fans at the Tampa

1035
00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:16,239
Speaker 1: brand games because they're all retirees, retired, not this year

1036
00:55:16,280 --> 00:55:18,719
Speaker 1: because of Corona. Okay, this is literally the one fan

1037
00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:22,080
Speaker 1: that was at the Yankees Rays during the bench clearing

1038
00:55:22,120 --> 00:55:25,080
Speaker 1: brawl that they were probably fifty rows up. This is

1039
00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:32,399
Speaker 1: the audio. Oh, I guess the stadium was playing music

1040
00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:38,640
Speaker 1: in the background. Arnold, Arnold, what the hell was that

1041
00:55:39,239 --> 00:55:41,800
Speaker 1: You sent me a bad link? Dude? Come on? So

1042
00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:44,520
Speaker 1: what was in that video? It was just a fan

1043
00:55:44,680 --> 00:55:47,200
Speaker 1: that they let one person in. Maybe it was a vendor,

1044
00:55:47,320 --> 00:55:51,200
Speaker 1: I don't know. And the hot dog guy, yes, and

1045
00:55:51,320 --> 00:55:53,680
Speaker 1: he and he was videotaping it. And it just looked

1046
00:55:53,719 --> 00:55:55,560
Speaker 1: like the players went up to each other. No fists

1047
00:55:55,600 --> 00:55:58,000
Speaker 1: were thrown. They just like kind of yelled at if

1048
00:55:58,160 --> 00:56:01,960
Speaker 1: like lunch box if the airs I called you and

1049
00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:04,239
Speaker 1: they said, hey man, we only have one ticket for

1050
00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:09,960
Speaker 1: one person, exactly right, right if Michigan State called you

1051
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:11,799
Speaker 1: and they're like, hey, we're only letting one person in there,

1052
00:56:11,840 --> 00:56:16,680
Speaker 1: and we chose that we picked you, is it Michigan State? Michigan. Sure, yeah,

1053
00:56:16,719 --> 00:56:18,239
Speaker 1: I'll go to that one by yourself and just in

1054
00:56:18,320 --> 00:56:20,200
Speaker 1: the fifty yard line just watch it. That'd be so

1055
00:56:20,680 --> 00:56:22,680
Speaker 1: definitely have money on it. But yes, I'll go do that.

1056
00:56:23,160 --> 00:56:27,719
Speaker 1: How fun would it be? Well, okay, going going to

1057
00:56:27,800 --> 00:56:30,040
Speaker 1: a game by yourself, I've done it, so that's fine

1058
00:56:30,280 --> 00:56:35,319
Speaker 1: if there's other fans game I went to. I went

1059
00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:38,719
Speaker 1: to a Rangers as baseball game by myself. I don't

1060
00:56:38,719 --> 00:56:40,040
Speaker 1: know if you want to tell did you sit by

1061
00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:43,240
Speaker 1: a bunch of little kids? What? I'm just just randomly.

1062
00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:45,799
Speaker 1: It was school day at the ballpark. No, they all

1063
00:56:45,920 --> 00:56:48,080
Speaker 1: the all the ten year olds let me sit with him.

1064
00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:50,839
Speaker 1: I was. I was in Arlington because I was going

1065
00:56:50,880 --> 00:56:53,800
Speaker 1: to audition for the Real World the next day, and

1066
00:56:54,040 --> 00:56:56,799
Speaker 1: so the the A's were in town. So I went

1067
00:56:56,880 --> 00:56:59,719
Speaker 1: and watched an A's Rangers game. I sat behind home

1068
00:56:59,760 --> 00:57:03,000
Speaker 1: play eight and watched Barry zero and that curveball drop

1069
00:57:03,080 --> 00:57:05,400
Speaker 1: off a table because I I mean, it was to

1070
00:57:05,520 --> 00:57:07,160
Speaker 1: see it live and in person in the way it

1071
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:11,400
Speaker 1: would just disappear. It was great disappear. Yes, I mean

1072
00:57:11,480 --> 00:57:15,319
Speaker 1: fall off the table. It was not table nasty. They

1073
00:57:15,360 --> 00:57:20,320
Speaker 1: had a table out there. Where was the table? There

1074
00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:24,120
Speaker 1: was no table. Oh but you said fall off the table.

1075
00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:27,880
Speaker 1: Just google it and Barry Zeno fall off the falls

1076
00:57:27,880 --> 00:57:30,080
Speaker 1: off the table, curveball falls off the table. Just just

1077
00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:33,480
Speaker 1: google it. I mean I can't, I can't Bury Zero

1078
00:57:33,560 --> 00:57:35,480
Speaker 1: falls off. I didn't say no, I didn't say Barry

1079
00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:39,280
Speaker 1: Zeno fell off the table. I said Barry zero tape table.

1080
00:57:41,280 --> 00:57:48,880
Speaker 1: I can't do this. It's a I don't want. It's

1081
00:57:48,880 --> 00:57:51,360
Speaker 1: an expression. It's an expression. Who came up with that?

1082
00:57:51,520 --> 00:57:54,640
Speaker 1: Stupid as expression? I hate this crap. That's how much

1083
00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:58,280
Speaker 1: it drops. It's like off the table, like it just goes.

1084
00:57:58,880 --> 00:58:02,560
Speaker 1: They can't stay off a cliff. You don't follow from

1085
00:58:02,560 --> 00:58:07,360
Speaker 1: an airplane. No, just off the table. Yeah, alright, got

1086
00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:10,640
Speaker 1: it fell right off the plateau of the table of

1087
00:58:10,760 --> 00:58:14,919
Speaker 1: the chair. Some announcer probably said this back like thirty

1088
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:16,960
Speaker 1: years ago, right, and they just stated probably, and then

1089
00:58:16,960 --> 00:58:19,280
Speaker 1: everybody stuck with well, look at that curb ball. It

1090
00:58:19,440 --> 00:58:21,360
Speaker 1: just fell off the table. And then there's a guy

1091
00:58:21,400 --> 00:58:24,440
Speaker 1: on a podcast fifty years later. Still, so I'll tell

1092
00:58:24,440 --> 00:58:26,800
Speaker 1: you what. That ball just fell off a damn table.

1093
00:58:28,840 --> 00:58:33,440
Speaker 1: That's how that gravel works. Man. All right, let's get

1094
00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:35,560
Speaker 1: to the real deal. Oh boy, what no, no, no, no,

1095
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:40,000
Speaker 1: do we have time for this? What fantasy? Sorry? What

1096
00:58:40,120 --> 00:58:42,920
Speaker 1: do we have to to? Two names? We have two

1097
00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:45,400
Speaker 1: people that did not pay? Oh boy? What are their names?

1098
00:58:46,360 --> 00:58:51,320
Speaker 1: Javier Martinez and Arnold and Robbie. They are both from

1099
00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:55,080
Speaker 1: the Corona Cove Division, My division, your division, probably pissed

1100
00:58:55,080 --> 00:58:57,760
Speaker 1: about an argument. Two guys did not pay. I reached

1101
00:58:57,760 --> 00:59:00,920
Speaker 1: out to him multiple times via email and I got

1102
00:59:01,040 --> 00:59:03,480
Speaker 1: nothing back. Did they respond like I refused to pay

1103
00:59:03,600 --> 00:59:06,160
Speaker 1: or no nothing, I didn't know anything. You want to

1104
00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:09,040
Speaker 1: check Twitter one more time? I'm checking my Venemo one

1105
00:59:09,080 --> 00:59:14,960
Speaker 1: more time? Guys? How can you be so reckless? Is

1106
00:59:15,040 --> 00:59:17,160
Speaker 1: it okay? Are we feeling safe with him having all

1107
00:59:17,200 --> 00:59:19,880
Speaker 1: the money in his Venmo? And did you have Did

1108
00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:21,440
Speaker 1: I have all the Venomo money? Last week? We were

1109
00:59:21,440 --> 00:59:24,040
Speaker 1: worried about it. But I'm seven saying that's a five

1110
00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:28,479
Speaker 1: thousand dollar hit. Every time you're out in the open, coach, coach,

1111
00:59:28,560 --> 00:59:30,400
Speaker 1: people are gonna find out you have all this cash

1112
00:59:30,480 --> 00:59:33,280
Speaker 1: on you. They're gonna get followed. And my guy broken

1113
00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:36,480
Speaker 1: into my Russian bodies do all our money, coach, and

1114
00:59:36,520 --> 00:59:37,840
Speaker 1: then and then the police are gonna come to your

1115
00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:39,959
Speaker 1: house and be like, all right, so what happened? Well,

1116
00:59:40,040 --> 00:59:42,720
Speaker 1: they came to me in a dark alley and took

1117
00:59:42,760 --> 00:59:46,720
Speaker 1: all my money? How much money? Five grant? This Russian

1118
00:59:46,800 --> 00:59:51,800
Speaker 1: bark came up in me. Why did you have five

1119
00:59:51,880 --> 00:59:55,160
Speaker 1: grant on you? Well? See you see what it happened

1120
00:59:55,320 --> 01:00:00,880
Speaker 1: was sore losers fantasy. All right, Eddie, So you have

1121
01:00:00,960 --> 01:00:03,240
Speaker 1: to draw two more names. All right, let's go, let's

1122
01:00:03,240 --> 01:00:05,560
Speaker 1: do this quick. I know Scooba really wants it to

1123
01:00:05,600 --> 01:00:07,680
Speaker 1: be him. I know he does. Here go and if

1124
01:00:07,760 --> 01:00:11,120
Speaker 1: it does happen, the odds are not point zero. Apparently

1125
01:00:11,160 --> 01:00:15,560
Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, alright, I was wrong on the math.

1126
01:00:15,840 --> 01:00:19,480
Speaker 1: This looks like I drew not a person but a company. No,

1127
01:00:19,680 --> 01:00:23,560
Speaker 1: you did not. How is there screening? Oh great, another

1128
01:00:23,760 --> 01:00:27,840
Speaker 1: pin bought? How's their screening? Or is it who's your screening?

1129
01:00:28,640 --> 01:00:36,240
Speaker 1: H e U s e R h e U SCR screening? Yeah, guys,

1130
01:00:36,840 --> 01:00:40,479
Speaker 1: I thought we were going after listeners and not big

1131
01:00:40,960 --> 01:00:45,200
Speaker 1: major corporation. And his in their email says I'm interested.

1132
01:00:45,320 --> 01:00:47,680
Speaker 1: I know it doesn't help, but I've listened to every episode.

1133
01:00:47,800 --> 01:00:51,600
Speaker 1: Let's go. I need you to go in, but a

1134
01:00:51,720 --> 01:00:55,640
Speaker 1: different name. I want you to go by, how's there screening?

1135
01:00:56,440 --> 01:00:59,440
Speaker 1: They are so stupid they will think that the person's

1136
01:00:59,520 --> 01:01:06,160
Speaker 1: last name, he's screening theater, the leader, He's call him

1137
01:01:06,360 --> 01:01:11,720
Speaker 1: unch Corona Cove. After we apply and get their name, drawing,

1138
01:01:11,800 --> 01:01:17,960
Speaker 1: you find that lunchbox guy and you kim they're gonna

1139
01:01:18,120 --> 01:01:21,200
Speaker 1: finding the dark gully coach and they're gonna beat your

1140
01:01:21,200 --> 01:01:22,840
Speaker 1: ass and they're gonna be like, where's the money? Oh,

1141
01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:26,360
Speaker 1: it's on a venmode. We don't want lunch boxes money.

1142
01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:31,120
Speaker 1: There's one thing we want from him. Oh wow, okay,

1143
01:01:31,560 --> 01:01:35,000
Speaker 1: here we go. Listen up. You are the newest member

1144
01:01:35,120 --> 01:01:38,040
Speaker 1: and the last member to join. He's excited about this one.

1145
01:01:38,080 --> 01:01:40,200
Speaker 1: He must know the name. I don't. His last name

1146
01:01:40,280 --> 01:01:42,120
Speaker 1: is Turgensen. I used to work with a guy named

1147
01:01:42,160 --> 01:01:44,680
Speaker 1: Trus probably the guy he's clucked with before. His name

1148
01:01:44,760 --> 01:01:52,160
Speaker 1: is Josh Turges Torgerson. So you know this guy? Are

1149
01:01:52,160 --> 01:01:53,560
Speaker 1: you gonna hit the I used to work with a

1150
01:01:53,560 --> 01:01:55,760
Speaker 1: guy na Peter Torgesen. He won the lottery. Where's the

1151
01:01:55,920 --> 01:01:58,960
Speaker 1: NFL oh coach? I'd arnold didn't tell me to have

1152
01:01:59,040 --> 01:02:02,360
Speaker 1: that one? So Josh Turgis and you're in. Hey, Peter

1153
01:02:02,480 --> 01:02:05,720
Speaker 1: Turkson though maybe Josh's dad. He was a weather he

1154
01:02:05,880 --> 01:02:08,160
Speaker 1: was a news guy. He worked with straight out of

1155
01:02:08,240 --> 01:02:09,880
Speaker 1: high school. When I got my first job in news.

1156
01:02:10,040 --> 01:02:15,280
Speaker 1: The dude won the lottery, Yeah, how much? Millions? Millions?

1157
01:02:15,360 --> 01:02:18,000
Speaker 1: And he quit and he just told the news he said, Hey,

1158
01:02:18,160 --> 01:02:19,720
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna come in. I want to do like

1159
01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:22,240
Speaker 1: my little segment that I do on Saturdays, and I'll

1160
01:02:22,280 --> 01:02:24,280
Speaker 1: just come in and do that. How do you spell

1161
01:02:24,360 --> 01:02:28,120
Speaker 1: that last name? Dude? Torgerson t O R G E

1162
01:02:28,760 --> 01:02:31,960
Speaker 1: R s O N. So what's he doing now with

1163
01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:33,920
Speaker 1: all his free time? I don't know, coach, but when

1164
01:02:33,960 --> 01:02:36,040
Speaker 1: I worked there, he would pull up on Saturdays in

1165
01:02:36,200 --> 01:02:39,760
Speaker 1: his ferrari V. He'd be like an Hawaiian shirt and

1166
01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:45,920
Speaker 1: flip flops, give everyone high fives. What same guys in

1167
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:49,440
Speaker 1: our fantasy league? Yeah, Josh Turgison. His email says, Hey, coaches,

1168
01:02:49,520 --> 01:02:52,000
Speaker 1: I want in the league. Straight in to the point

1169
01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:57,960
Speaker 1: the league welcome Josh and how there. And we had

1170
01:02:58,040 --> 01:03:03,400
Speaker 1: discussion a doing a second league, and I don't know,

1171
01:03:03,680 --> 01:03:07,720
Speaker 1: we'll decide and we'll we didn't decide anything. Well, we

1172
01:03:07,960 --> 01:03:13,680
Speaker 1: had deliberations, you know, sometimes in a high profile case,

1173
01:03:14,200 --> 01:03:17,880
Speaker 1: the jury stays hung for a little bit. That's what

1174
01:03:18,080 --> 01:03:23,400
Speaker 1: happened here. We got ourselves a dimple chat. We'll see

1175
01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:27,240
Speaker 1: you guys make someone makes great, great points on I

1176
01:03:27,320 --> 01:03:29,080
Speaker 1: mean on Twitter, it's like yeah, yeah, yeah, do it.

1177
01:03:29,120 --> 01:03:31,640
Speaker 1: Then other people like no, like so what next year,

1178
01:03:31,640 --> 01:03:34,439
Speaker 1: you're gonna give us three leagues? That's that's that's where

1179
01:03:34,440 --> 01:03:37,440
Speaker 1: I fall. And then you don't even said what it is.

1180
01:03:37,880 --> 01:03:39,720
Speaker 1: We were just gonna do another league. We're gonna do

1181
01:03:39,840 --> 01:03:43,520
Speaker 1: forty eight more people. We're gonna do craziness, like we're

1182
01:03:43,520 --> 01:03:46,840
Speaker 1: gonna draw forty more names. Whatever. We'll call me crazy

1183
01:03:46,960 --> 01:03:50,080
Speaker 1: right now. But why don't we just uh forget the podcast,

1184
01:03:50,160 --> 01:03:52,840
Speaker 1: make a bunch of fantasy leagues and just rename me

1185
01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:55,840
Speaker 1: and call me Freddie. I mean, we can do anything.

1186
01:03:55,920 --> 01:03:58,360
Speaker 1: Why not keep the podcast what it is, leave Yahoo

1187
01:03:58,400 --> 01:04:01,360
Speaker 1: to do fantasy And if we're gonna be the Sword

1188
01:04:01,400 --> 01:04:05,120
Speaker 1: Losers podcast, where a podcast not a in fantasy site, couch?

1189
01:04:05,160 --> 01:04:07,320
Speaker 1: Do you want to start running a fantasy site? No,

1190
01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:12,680
Speaker 1: maybe that's your calling. Like Karik Brown said, no coatures.

1191
01:04:12,840 --> 01:04:15,280
Speaker 1: Even though I missed it by two picks, I still

1192
01:04:15,320 --> 01:04:18,000
Speaker 1: think it should be one league. Leaves the podcast that

1193
01:04:18,040 --> 01:04:22,120
Speaker 1: he could go. I've decided to part ways as now

1194
01:04:22,360 --> 01:04:28,280
Speaker 1: a fantasy venture capitalists. I have created Fantasy Box. The

1195
01:04:28,400 --> 01:04:32,560
Speaker 1: problem is I just got sued by Wu Box and

1196
01:04:32,720 --> 01:04:34,920
Speaker 1: I also got all the money on my ven moo

1197
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:37,680
Speaker 1: and it takes a four week to later. Guys, he

1198
01:04:37,760 --> 01:04:40,480
Speaker 1: comes back a few months later, has uh can I

1199
01:04:40,600 --> 01:04:43,040
Speaker 1: come back? I apologize, I got busted. I got my

1200
01:04:43,080 --> 01:04:46,960
Speaker 1: whole family in for free, Eddie. Uh So I had

1201
01:04:47,040 --> 01:04:49,760
Speaker 1: the fantasy and I had forty seven people sign up.

1202
01:04:49,880 --> 01:04:57,160
Speaker 1: All we're bots, They're all Russian. Got five. We're going down.

1203
01:04:57,520 --> 01:05:03,080
Speaker 1: All except my brother, my cousin and day wow Wow

1204
01:05:03,360 --> 01:05:05,360
Speaker 1: the coach. Maybe need to make a second league to

1205
01:05:05,400 --> 01:05:11,400
Speaker 1: get the rest of your family in. Not funny, guys,

1206
01:05:11,840 --> 01:05:17,920
Speaker 1: not funny spot from my neighbor. Enjoy game seven to

1207
01:05:18,080 --> 01:05:22,960
Speaker 1: night Rockets Thunder, Eddie. How much you putting on it?

1208
01:05:24,040 --> 01:05:26,640
Speaker 1: I'll put five dollars on it, just because I got

1209
01:05:26,680 --> 01:05:29,200
Speaker 1: a little bit of money in there right now, dude,

1210
01:05:29,440 --> 01:05:31,520
Speaker 1: football stars, you want to save that money? I know

1211
01:05:31,680 --> 01:05:34,480
Speaker 1: I'll make I'll make my money off the Rockets. All right, everybody,

1212
01:05:34,520 --> 01:05:39,040
Speaker 1: have a great night. We'll see on Friday. And I

1213
01:05:39,400 --> 01:05:41,600
Speaker 1: I don't know, I still don't know about that second league.

1214
01:05:41,640 --> 01:05:43,920
Speaker 1: I will think about it. Goodbye, And I'm gonna put

1215
01:05:43,960 --> 01:05:46,040
Speaker 1: this picture up. I've love Island girl and I need

1216
01:05:46,080 --> 01:05:48,840
Speaker 1: everybody tell me how old she is. Okay, all right, ready,

1217
01:05:49,440 --> 01:05:52,040
Speaker 1: that's good content. Did Arnold help us with that? He said,

1218
01:05:52,120 --> 01:05:54,880
Speaker 1: we need to advertise more. Arnold would never said. Also

1219
01:05:54,960 --> 01:05:57,920
Speaker 1: something about a Zoom meet up or something. All right, well,

1220
01:05:57,920 --> 01:05:59,600
Speaker 1: I couldn't hear what he said because he didn't have

1221
01:05:59,640 --> 01:06:03,200
Speaker 1: a phone at work. Let's get out of here, all right, Goodbye,