Speaker 1: Recording in progress. Hi Scott, Hi Andrew, how are you today?
Speaker 1: Good morning? Good morning, because it is morning.
Speaker 2: It's fun that we can record on Saturday mornings with
Speaker 2: each other. It's just, oh is it? It feels like
Speaker 2: a like a news segment.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna get.
Speaker 2: Mandy on the one News. Yeah, for a breezey Saturday morning.
Speaker 1: I'm so you can hear what I'm doing in the background,
Speaker 1: which stinks the microphone is picking it up.
Speaker 2: But I'm gonna put this here now. I literally none
Speaker 2: of that picked up.
Speaker 1: I need more light on my face.
Speaker 2: Okay, well just to let you know, none of what
Speaker 2: you just did picked up on the mic.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: So what you think you're hearing versus what's coming through
Speaker 2: is two different things.
Speaker 1: But I hear it in my headphones.
Speaker 2: Yeah that happens because you're in the room with you,
Speaker 2: so you could hear it, but it doesn't pick up.
Speaker 1: The lighting is bad, dude, Can you help me fix it? Sure?
Speaker 2: Get a ring light like we said last time.
Speaker 1: Anyway, So when are we gonna air? When is this
Speaker 1: gonna post? I don't know.
Speaker 2: I could either on the Saturday or like today, or
Speaker 2: I could wait until Friday and today.
Speaker 1: Okay, great, Yeah, what's up.
Speaker 2: We're giving you a bonus bull chat on a Saturday.
Speaker 1: It's actually not a bonus, it's just an actual one
Speaker 1: because we didn't do one last week. You know, so
Speaker 1: I'm actually running the big show behind me as we're
Speaker 1: doing this. So I'm kind of nervous. You'll be fine. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you can. You don't hear what's going on there? Right? No?
Speaker 2: I hear absolutely nothing going on in the background. Really yeah,
Speaker 2: how about now? Still nothing? Really nothing?
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 2: I know, isn't that crazy? It's like podcasting.
Speaker 1: It's weird. Wow. Anyway, So speaking of podcasting, and we
Speaker 1: had we had a big, big, big couple of days
Speaker 1: last week.
Speaker 2: It was a pretty big couple of days. It was
Speaker 2: so much fun. We went to Austin, Texas. We didn't
Speaker 2: kill each other. We also didn't win, but it doesn't
Speaker 2: matter because we had the best time.
Speaker 1: You know why we didn't kill each other because we
Speaker 1: had two different rooms. True, if we were in the
Speaker 1: same hotel room, there would have been issues. There was
Speaker 1: a minute where you were gonna have to come to
Speaker 1: my room because you had no water. I'm thinking, should
Speaker 1: I reach out to the hotel and tell them, like, hey,
Speaker 1: you didn't have water for like five there was hours.
Speaker 1: There was a there was a sign posted in the elevator.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure if you saw it as you were going.
Speaker 1: I didn't. Yeah, it literally said. It literally said there's
Speaker 1: a water emergency. We need to turn the water off
Speaker 1: from twelve to three this afternoon. We're apologize for any inconvenience.
Speaker 2: So just to put you guys in the know, it
Speaker 2: is that Monday. We are going to get our award.
Speaker 1: It's got night. Just oh, we're going to the awards ceremony.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we didn't actually get the award this time anyway,
Speaker 2: So we have a lovely lunch. We went to the
Speaker 2: Terrible Museum, not going to name it because people might
Speaker 2: like it, but they had nothing. We were I paid
Speaker 2: twenty four dollars for a twenty minute experience and then
Speaker 2: we walk all the way back a couple miles to
Speaker 2: the hotel. We're in the hotel and okay, time to
Speaker 2: get rid for the award show. There is no water
Speaker 2: in the showers, in your room, in anything. Yeah I
Speaker 2: had water, you had cold. And when I finally did
Speaker 2: get water at five point thirty. It was freezing cold water. Yes,
Speaker 2: I did take a cold shower. That was terrible. Honestly,
Speaker 2: I think I want to try doing cold showers more
Speaker 2: often because I heard it core showers.
Speaker 1: Actually, cold showers actually clean you, though I don't know,
Speaker 1: don't need the hot water to like get stuff off
Speaker 1: of you. Well, what's soap for? Then? I just figure
Speaker 1: soap doesn't work as well with cold water. Why would
Speaker 1: you think that hot water activates? So do you wash
Speaker 1: all your clothes and hot water? Uh? And I never
Speaker 1: used cold only. Yeah, it's at the very least as
Speaker 1: warm all the time. I always do cold because they
Speaker 1: say cold wash is better all temperature cheer. What, I'm
Speaker 1: so confused. What I'm good with your story, Andrew.
Speaker 2: Anyway, so we cold shower and then head on over
Speaker 2: and then we went to the award show, where we lost,
Speaker 2: but we had the best time period.
Speaker 1: It really, it was a really it was a really
Speaker 1: fun experience. There's no doubt about it. I mean, this
Speaker 1: was certainly one of Iheart's lower budget events, but I
Speaker 1: mean it was it was a really good time. It
Speaker 1: was super cool to be a part of. Uh. We
Speaker 1: met a lot of cool people. Yeah, it was crazy.
Speaker 2: You didn't realize like how big of a deal it
Speaker 2: was when like I don't know these huge names and
Speaker 2: just podcasting from the sports world and entertainment world. They're
Speaker 2: all just like around you. And then like they're talking
Speaker 2: about like their show that gets millions of downloads like
Speaker 2: a week, and then they're like, what do you guys do? Like,
Speaker 2: we're nominated in the cereal food category for serial killers.
Speaker 1: We eat cereal. We have a lot of downloads.
Speaker 2: When they were telling me that they had hit like
Speaker 2: a million downloads in a month, Yeah, we're not there.
Speaker 1: We're not that. We're not that guy. Pal.
Speaker 2: It took us two years, I think, right, it took
Speaker 2: us a while. And listen, we do get great listeners feedback.
Speaker 2: I mean, we're very niche food podcast. It's like, you
Speaker 2: can't really go any more niche than just two guys
Speaker 2: eating cereal.
Speaker 1: I think you could if there was just a say
Speaker 1: there was just a podcast about only corn flakes, all
Speaker 1: the different corn flakes in the world. That's much more
Speaker 1: niche than the cereal.
Speaker 2: I mean, I will say it's a good conversation starter
Speaker 2: because like you have people with murder podcasts that are
Speaker 2: nominated that one guy whose podcast was all about narcissism,
Speaker 2: and then like, I'm fascinated in that. But then when
Speaker 2: we say we host a serial podcast, the whole conversation switches,
Speaker 2: and then it's.
Speaker 1: Like, so, what's your favorite cereal?
Speaker 2: I always love breakfast cereal, and then you wind up
Speaker 2: talking about cereal instead of I don't know how they
Speaker 2: solve like six cold cases, but.
Speaker 1: I think people I think people are fascinated by it
Speaker 1: because it's like, huh, that's interesting. Yeah, there's that many cereals. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because guess what on Monday, we about to hit a
Speaker 1: thousand cereals? Did you say we about to I did
Speaker 1: we about to hit that's right?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Are you? I don't know. I went so when I'm
Speaker 1: in by dark closet, that's what happens.
Speaker 2: We about to hit a thousand cereals, y'all on the air.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what's going on. Wow.
Speaker 2: Also, we met well. I was so excited because I
Speaker 2: listened to watch What Crappens. It's a podcast where they
Speaker 2: just talk about the housewives, but they reenact the entire episode.
Speaker 2: It is hysterical from start to finish. And they won
Speaker 2: an award and I met them and I was like fangirling.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, I don't think you
Speaker 1: guys realize how good your impressions are. Those guys were
Speaker 1: really funny. They were fun they were nice guys. I
Speaker 1: know you're gonna have them. Do you want to have
Speaker 1: them on the show? I think you said I'm going
Speaker 1: to come to New York.
Speaker 2: Ben, who is one of the co hosts, is in
Speaker 2: New York at the end of March, so maybe we'll
Speaker 2: have him on and have him try some cereals.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm gonna do my best, but I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna kind of sit there like because I don't know
Speaker 1: what he said to me. So you watch the Bravo stuff,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2: The thing is, with their podcast, you don't even need
Speaker 2: to watch the Bravo stuff. The same way that like
Speaker 2: all make fun of you with like, oh I'm scatty,
Speaker 2: like they do that with every woman on the show.
Speaker 2: So they just make up voices for them and just
Speaker 2: make up their dialogue.
Speaker 1: But it's probably much funnier if you actually know who
Speaker 1: they're talking about. Like you, you were sitting there cracking
Speaker 1: your balls off because you were just laughing at everything
Speaker 1: they were saying, and I was just like, ah, yeah.
Speaker 2: They make fun of one Greek person in particular. Her
Speaker 2: name is Angie Kay and literally like again, it's reality show,
Speaker 2: so you have to have one dimension of personality.
Speaker 1: You don't, they don't care.
Speaker 2: So she just every scene she's in for some reason
Speaker 2: she mentioned she's Greek.
Speaker 1: The way they mock her cracks me up.
Speaker 2: Oh, your screen's off, screens are off behind you?
Speaker 1: Your screen, that's okay, you know what. Look I just
Speaker 1: got better, I got brighter, So it's fine. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: leave that off. But they were hysterical. Hopefully we'll have
Speaker 1: them on the show.
Speaker 2: And it was overall a really great experience period, although
Speaker 2: Bobby Eltoff, can somebody tell me where she came from?
Speaker 1: Who know, Bobby Altoff? Who was that Oh the one
Speaker 1: that just kind of said thank you on left? Yes,
Speaker 1: what's up with her? Okay?
Speaker 2: So I've been trying to figure out who she is
Speaker 2: because like, in my head I saw her there, she was.
Speaker 1: Very like quiet, reserved.
Speaker 2: But then I look and she's interviewed like Drake, She's
Speaker 2: interviewed like all these huge names in the music industry
Speaker 2: and just like pop culture in general, and literally the
Speaker 2: only proof like she just poofed out of nowhere and
Speaker 2: just got huge, like overnight.
Speaker 1: To me, it seemed like she was not interested in
Speaker 1: being there at all. Well, that's her stick.
Speaker 2: Her shtick is basically just to be like, so you
Speaker 2: review cereal cool? Literally, that's it. Like that she's just
Speaker 2: dry and that's like how she's made her name.
Speaker 1: But okay, but people that don't know that just thinks
Speaker 1: she's a giant asshole, because that's what I thought.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't think her age demographic is necessarily people in.
Speaker 1: You're an age demographic, but I don't even know what
Speaker 1: that means. You're saying I'm old er okay er, But
Speaker 1: okay again, but even your kids? Would your kids know
Speaker 1: who she who she is? They probably do? Is she
Speaker 1: on TikTok? Yes? Okay? Is that where we need to go?
Speaker 2: Do we need to start like doing things on the TikTok?
Speaker 1: I don't know, we have the account. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Wasn't Cooper supposed to be your brand manager? On that?
Speaker 1: She was? And she will, I mean, she'll do it. Well,
Speaker 1: we have to kind of let her know what we want, Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, so we'll get on that. We won't, but
Speaker 1: we'll get on that.
Speaker 2: Don't worry, I will And then when it happens, it'll
Speaker 2: be like Anti ed another thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Right, So anyway, it was a fun time. You know,
Speaker 1: I have a question for it. First of all, I
Speaker 1: got yelled at because I posted the video of them
Speaker 1: announcing the nominees. And I guess, is there some kind
Speaker 1: of time limit on an Instagram video where it doesn't
Speaker 1: go longer than a minute because it got cut off
Speaker 1: before they even announced us. And everyone's like, you idiot,
Speaker 1: You didn't even post the video. Carla especially, she was
Speaker 1: like you dummy, And I what the hell do I know?
Speaker 1: Why can't it just go long? Yeah? I agree with you.
Speaker 1: And also what I want to post maybe you can
Speaker 1: help me. I don't even know if you can do this.
Speaker 1: But so did you see the Hartford posted just on
Speaker 1: the red carpet giving you know, advice to people in business.
Speaker 2: Ni Shannon Sharp NFL legend and the scam God is
Speaker 2: herself like and then there's just us again, they have,
Speaker 2: you know, millions of followers and then there's just us, Like,
Speaker 2: believe in yourself.
Speaker 1: But so the thing I'm getting and I said, keep
Speaker 1: on trucking. So I don't even know where that came from.
Speaker 1: Well before, what's that we about to hit? We about
Speaker 1: to hit a thousand, y'all? Uh huh. So anyway, the
Speaker 1: thing that I'm getting at us, So they posted that
Speaker 1: video on their story, and I want to put it
Speaker 1: on my story, but I just want the section of
Speaker 1: just us. Can you You can't do that, Scott, I'll
Speaker 1: do that for you. Don't worry, can you please? Yes?
Speaker 1: Why don't you put it on yours and then I'll
Speaker 1: put it on mine. Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, I'll just give it to you because including the
Speaker 2: Shannon Sharp part and the scam goddess part, I think
Speaker 2: is vital.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I think we need to be first because
Speaker 1: people go right past it if they don't see us.
Speaker 1: That's the problem when you flip through stories, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we need to. We need to. You disagree all day,
Speaker 1: but I'm just saying like, if I go through someone's
Speaker 1: stuff and I see somebody else, I'm like, I don't
Speaker 1: care if they come for us.
Speaker 2: Andrew, well, yeah, that's I saw that, and I was like,
Speaker 2: huh so you chose three people out of that whole thing,
Speaker 2: and we were.
Speaker 1: One of the right and then that dude from the
Speaker 1: Hertford followed both of us. That was kind of cool. Yeah. Also,
Speaker 1: so one of my favorite things about Austin other than
Speaker 1: the insane food, like I did like the taco place
Speaker 1: that you made me wait an hour and a half for,
Speaker 1: but it was good. It was really good. They were.
Speaker 1: But one of my favorite things about that town is
Speaker 1: the scooters. Okay, so I've seen these scooters in other
Speaker 1: cities and I'm like, even when I saw them when
Speaker 1: I first landed in Austin, I was like, these things
Speaker 1: are so stupid. But then I decided to go on
Speaker 1: one before you got there, and it is the coolest thing.
Speaker 1: So bird and what's the other one? Was it lime? Yeah?
Speaker 1: So they just so there's electric scooters just all over
Speaker 1: town and they just leave them when you're done with it,
Speaker 1: you just leave it on the corner, which is so
Speaker 1: awesome because then they're just there for other people. And
Speaker 1: we were going back and forth, and I'm sure you
Speaker 1: saw our chips video of us leaving the awards.
Speaker 2: You loved those scooters so much.
Speaker 1: You were like, Okay, I'll do it. I don't want to,
Speaker 1: but I'll do it. And it was just it was
Speaker 1: so much fun. And I am annoyed that when I
Speaker 1: posted that video. How is it that the only Chips
Speaker 1: theme available was season one? I don't get it. That
Speaker 1: was not the good season theme. Seasons two through six
Speaker 1: had the better theme. And uh, I don't know. It
Speaker 1: would bring it up to management, like you'd find everything
Speaker 1: on there but not that. Yeah, I don't get it.
Speaker 1: You even had There were even people like re enacting
Speaker 1: the Chips theme on there, but not the real one
Speaker 1: from season two through six. I don't really understand.
Speaker 2: And you love the Chips the seasons two through six.
Speaker 1: Well that's the better one, you know. That's when that's
Speaker 1: when they amped it up a little bit. So if
Speaker 1: we take a break, sure, hold on one second. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: you gotta play something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's see. This is six seconds. Let's see what
Speaker 2: this sounds like. Ready, you have audio. We'll be back
Speaker 2: right after this. Now nothing JK, you got nothing? JK lol, Okay,
Speaker 2: we'll be back right after that. No, yeah, I think
Speaker 2: I have the sound effect. Give me one second, then,
Speaker 2: why do I want to bring this?
Speaker 1: Come on? Why is it coming through the good? That
Speaker 1: makes no sense? You've gotta give me a second. Scotch.
Speaker 1: I can't. Why don't you just play something on your phone?
Speaker 2: No, no, I think I got it. I think I
Speaker 2: got it ready. Okay, we'll be back right after this.
Speaker 2: Uh huh it worked.
Speaker 1: Oh and we're back. But I didn't hear anything. Oh
Speaker 1: I did on my end, Really I didn't, So I
Speaker 1: bet it didn't play. Damn you didn't hear this. No,
Speaker 1: you didn't hear that. Not hear nothing. Hm, that's okay. Anyway,
Speaker 1: we're back. Yeah. This is bull Chat. By the way,
Speaker 1: this is the uh sister podcast to Serial Killers. That's
Speaker 1: the podcast where we talk about cereal. That is the
Speaker 1: award nominated podcast. Now this whole thing is the award
Speaker 1: nominated podcast. No, it's not Serial Killer because there's no
Speaker 1: off that. Bull Chat doesn't exist in its own space.
Speaker 1: Bull Chat is matter. If it was just off of
Speaker 1: bowl Chat. No, dude, they would never be nominated for anything.
Speaker 1: You a get nominated? Oh my dog farted. He's so.
Speaker 1: He's very entwined in the wirey wonder why get nominated
Speaker 1: for anything. He's nervous. That's I'm gonna know. He's gonna
Speaker 1: knock us off the air. Look hold on, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: pull those down here if you go, if you're watching us,
Speaker 1: you see him down there. He's so cute. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: he's right next to the power strip and he's gonna
Speaker 1: hit the switch with his nose. Yeah. But what happens
Speaker 1: is what happens is when he farts. Now, it's so weird.
Speaker 1: All of a sudden, within the last week or two,
Speaker 1: his farts are audible, like you never used to be
Speaker 1: able to hear them before. Usually dogs are just like
Speaker 1: and and that's it, and sometimes they know and sometimes
Speaker 1: they don't. But now he's like burnt, and he and
Speaker 1: he jerks around because he it scares him, like how
Speaker 1: do you not know that that came out of you?
Speaker 1: Then the sound scares him and he turns around like
Speaker 1: what the hell is that? You know? It's really weird.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, you know when you fart,
Speaker 1: don't you?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I never have I think heard a dog audibly fart.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's weird. I think he's been eating something
Speaker 1: that I don't know about that is making him do that.
Speaker 1: And they smell so bad. Yeah, I'm in a little
Speaker 1: closet right now and it stinks. Gonna start tearing pretty soon.
Speaker 1: Maybe you need an air pure fire in there. No,
Speaker 1: there's no more room for anything in here.
Speaker 2: Do you know what I really need a humidifier that
Speaker 2: doesn't get mold on it? Can someone please?
Speaker 1: And like a humidifier, like you need more humidity, like
Speaker 1: the thing that's the water stuff out? Yes, well you
Speaker 1: have to. You have to clean those often insane like
Speaker 1: how you have to take them apart in this fix that,
Speaker 1: like you left water inside the steamer that you gave
Speaker 1: back to me. If I didn't see that, it would
Speaker 1: have sat there for a year and it would have
Speaker 1: just been completely moldy and I would have had to
Speaker 1: throw it away. I would have molded my clothes. It
Speaker 1: just would have been molded. Yes, like right it turned
Speaker 1: to mold. Absolutely, it would have been full of mold.
Speaker 1: Full of old is bad old. It gives you a headaches.
Speaker 2: You don't have to tell meld it. I used to
Speaker 2: have black mold in my apartment, not this one, like
Speaker 2: three apartments ago. When I talked some on the wall
Speaker 2: right behind you, No, I don't think so, not this place,
Speaker 2: pug in there?
Speaker 1: Is that a speaker? What is that behind you? That
Speaker 1: black thing?
Speaker 2: An air humidifier or air that's a fire that's a purifier. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because sometimes I just think to myself, like, hm, I
Speaker 2: don't know, I just maybe want the airwor pure. I
Speaker 2: don't know what it even does. I don't I think
Speaker 2: they might be scams. I genuinely think air purifiers might
Speaker 2: be scams.
Speaker 1: I just bought three of them, Okay, and no, but
Speaker 1: it's the either thing. So the power company here PSG,
Speaker 1: they had some kind of you know, one of these
Speaker 1: incentive plans where there's a rebate and whatever, but the
Speaker 1: rebate goes right to the store. So there were twenty
Speaker 1: five dollars. They're nice units and they were just twenty
Speaker 1: five bucks. So I bought three of them, and I
Speaker 1: put one in each of the kids rooms and one downstairs.
Speaker 1: And after about a month, it's full of crap, Like
Speaker 1: the filter is full of crap. So that's all the
Speaker 1: stuff that's going on in the house. It just makes
Speaker 1: me think, though, like, did you ever hear of ear candling?
Speaker 2: Ugh? Yes, okay, so you know that that whole thing
Speaker 2: is a scam? Right, Okay? You're burning wax and then
Speaker 2: at the end you're like, oh my god, how did
Speaker 2: this pull out all this wax? It literally is just
Speaker 2: it melting.
Speaker 1: It's a scam in the candle. Yes.
Speaker 2: Oh, there is no actual scientific proof about ear candling.
Speaker 2: It is smoke that was going I thought the smoke
Speaker 2: going into your ears was like clearing it out. They
Speaker 2: say that, and yes, there might be like minute benefits
Speaker 2: that you could get from it, but there you are
Speaker 2: not pulling out globs of wax from your ear. From
Speaker 2: ear candling. That is a lie. Sorry to burst your
Speaker 2: bubble people who like to ear candle.
Speaker 1: That's fine. Now all these things that you okay, So
Speaker 1: you know, as I scroll through Facebook, as I still do,
Speaker 1: all these ads come up with big globs of crud coming.
Speaker 1: First of all, it makes me vomit. I don't want
Speaker 1: to see that. There's the girl holding the five pound
Speaker 1: thing of fat. This is your fat. And then the
Speaker 1: ear thing comes up with goo coming out and the
Speaker 1: camera inside.
Speaker 2: The ear with all kind I have one of those,
Speaker 2: and that, I will say works. If you can go
Speaker 2: get a b bird thing they that might be the
Speaker 2: brand one you could get like this. There's seventeen different
Speaker 2: knockoff versions on Amazon. But the ear camera is the
Speaker 2: best way for me personally to get the wax out.
Speaker 2: I don't do ce tips. I don't to get the
Speaker 2: wax out. Don't you just get targeted. It's amazing I
Speaker 2: can see and then I just know as you vomit. Well,
Speaker 2: it's worse when you don't have a camera and you're
Speaker 2: just pushing your ear wax in.
Speaker 1: No, it's not I don't want to see that. It's disgusting.
Speaker 2: So you don't even like after you take your wax out,
Speaker 2: you just are like, eh, next.
Speaker 1: No, I just throw it. There's not a whole lot
Speaker 1: because I do it twice a day. You what, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I do it in the morning before I leave for work,
Speaker 1: and I do it at night after I get out
Speaker 1: of the shower. You know you're supposed to have some
Speaker 1: wax in your ears, Okay, Well it builds up during
Speaker 1: the day. That's when I have it.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, it's supposed to build up over like a
Speaker 2: couple of days, like I do it every two weeks.
Speaker 1: Ugh, what that's disgusting.
Speaker 2: No, it's worse that you're just constantly clearing out your
Speaker 2: ear passes.
Speaker 1: That's not healthy. Why says who? It's you need wax?
Speaker 1: Get It's good? Yeah, your body keeps making it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and if anything, you just keep removing it, and
Speaker 2: so then your body is like freaking out and like,
Speaker 2: why am I overproducing? You always have wax when you
Speaker 2: do in the morning and at night. Yes, so don't
Speaker 2: you think that maybe it's kind of like a scab
Speaker 2: and you just keep like peeling it off, and so
Speaker 2: then you just your body is like fighting it. Whereas
Speaker 2: if you just like let it be for a week
Speaker 2: and then cleaned your ears.
Speaker 1: That is the most disgusting thing. Ever, when I don't
Speaker 1: do it for a day, it feels so gross. I
Speaker 1: can't honestly, no, who says this? Well, can we get
Speaker 1: an audiologist? Like, who says this? That's disgusting? An ant?
Speaker 1: Need I need an ant to tell me this? Well,
Speaker 1: oh you're googling, okay, because whatever the internet says, it's true.
Speaker 2: Well if it comes from like well, if it comes
Speaker 2: in the mail cleaning, how many times did you clean
Speaker 2: your often day?
Speaker 1: No? How often should you clean your ears? Is really
Speaker 1: the question? What does it say? Okay, yeah, you didn't
Speaker 1: hear that.
Speaker 2: By the way, only one or two times a week
Speaker 2: from the doctor's hearing services and webin D.
Speaker 1: That's not real.
Speaker 2: Your ear canals don't need cleaning. If too much ear
Speaker 2: wax comes, then you should. But okay, so when you're
Speaker 2: hanging out with somebody, you can remove too much ear
Speaker 2: wax and dry out the sensitive skin of your ear.
Speaker 2: Canal aim for no more than once a day until
Speaker 2: the excess wax wax is gone, but preferably only clean
Speaker 2: your ears one or.
Speaker 1: Two times a week. Okay. So if I'm like hanging
Speaker 1: out with a girl and I'm up near her ear
Speaker 1: and my nose is there and there's wo wax in it,
Speaker 1: I'm never going to talk to her again ever. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's so disgusting. You need to clean yourself.
Speaker 2: Okay, but you're over cleaning. That's that's the point. You're
Speaker 2: over stuff.
Speaker 1: Okay, when excess things are oozing from holes in your body,
Speaker 1: you clean them. That's just the way it is. Otherwise
Speaker 1: you're a disgusting person.
Speaker 2: But nobody's waxes, And wouldn't you think that everyone's is waxing?
Speaker 1: Okay, Ie, Crust, does I Crust do something for you?
Speaker 1: Should I leave it there until it's so big that
Speaker 1: you know, I have to like pull, like that's an
Speaker 1: actual booger.
Speaker 2: So that's like you could just go like this, and
Speaker 2: that's you can remove. Your body is inroducing wax to
Speaker 2: lubricate your ear canal.
Speaker 1: It's also producing goo in your nose. What do you
Speaker 1: call it? Mucus? It's all about to have.
Speaker 2: You can have excess wax, and that's just a fact.
Speaker 2: But for what you're probably doing and cleaning it out constantly,
Speaker 2: your body has nothing there. So if your ears are
Speaker 2: constantly drive, if you constantly have maybe sinus headaches or
Speaker 2: any type of other things which again not gonna say
Speaker 2: you're prone to just oh, have a raging headache.
Speaker 1: Oh I do have one right now? Actually not, yeah, sinus.
Speaker 2: Well, maybe you shouldn't be cleaning your ears out twice
Speaker 2: a day. Maybe you should let some ear wax build
Speaker 2: up for like a couple of days and then clean it.
Speaker 1: No, dude, that is so gross. Who lets wax build
Speaker 1: up for days? Again? I do probably every week every
Speaker 1: two weeks. I gotta go. I can't even I can't
Speaker 1: even talk to you anymore. Like I'm so nauseated by
Speaker 1: what you're saying right now. Everything twice a day. This
Speaker 1: is not brushing your teeth. I bet there's like a
Speaker 1: thing of goo inside your headphones. That is so disgusting.
Speaker 1: I promise you there is not. You can't hear as
Speaker 1: well as I can.
Speaker 2: If there's can't because you're scraping your ear canals.
Speaker 1: I'm not scraping. First of all, you're not supposed to
Speaker 1: jam a Q tip in your ear. I've learned that.
Speaker 1: You know, I actually uh got money from Q tips
Speaker 1: by the one time because the the end broke off
Speaker 1: inside of my ear canal and I had to go
Speaker 1: to the emergency room. That actually happened twice. That happened.
Speaker 1: What's that? It happened to my uncle Vincent too. Do
Speaker 1: you remember when I had to leave the show because
Speaker 1: the Q tip broke off in my ear and I
Speaker 1: had to go to the emergency room. I don't think
Speaker 1: I was there for that. I don't know it was.
Speaker 1: It was. It was a horrible experience, and they went
Speaker 1: in there with fourceps and pulled it out. It was
Speaker 1: so far in that I couldn't even feel it. You know,
Speaker 1: I try to put a tweezer in my ear. Don't
Speaker 1: ever do that, and to get it out, but I
Speaker 1: could not. Yeah, what I really actually says, if you
Speaker 1: look at it, if you look, hold on a second,
Speaker 1: I gotta get something right outside my door hold on.
Speaker 2: Okay, Fuck, guys, please back me up on this one.
Speaker 2: Why are we It's crazy to think that you would
Speaker 2: clean your ears twice a day. Like I understand brushing
Speaker 2: your teeth. I brush my teeth twice a day and
Speaker 2: my mouthwash at night. But I would never clean my
Speaker 2: ears twice a day. And also with the Q tips,
Speaker 2: you know what you're supposed to do with them, take.
Speaker 1: Off the xspus.
Speaker 2: You're supposed to take off the excess fuzz.
Speaker 1: Warning, do not insert swab into ear canal. Entering the
Speaker 1: ear canal could cause injury if used to what clean ears?
Speaker 1: Stroke swab gently around the outer surface of the ear.
Speaker 1: Only keep out of reach of children. That's what they say.
Speaker 1: What are you doing on your phone?
Speaker 2: I'm asking every doctor friend I know. No, I just
Speaker 2: think twice a day again, brushing your teeth, I get
Speaker 2: m hm. I don't get your ears because.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no. To let plaque build up on your teeth,
Speaker 1: because it's a protective coating for the enamel and that way,
Speaker 1: you know, as you go throughout your day, you know,
Speaker 1: you know, because there's.
Speaker 2: A direct cause that plaque can cause things like cancer
Speaker 2: and a bunch of other things, So therefore it is bad.
Speaker 1: There is also bad. That's why they sell neurine, the
Speaker 1: little bulb that you scored in your ear.
Speaker 2: People with excess ear wax, You don't have excess ear wax.
Speaker 2: You just are scraping your ears twice a day to get.
Speaker 1: I'm not scraping them, dude, I'm just doing going around
Speaker 1: the rim. So then and what about the inner part,
Speaker 1: like the top part, your other fold of your ear
Speaker 1: crap goes in there too. You have to get it out.
Speaker 1: It's disgusting. You like walk next to somebody and you
Speaker 1: get close to them in an elevator or something like that,
Speaker 1: and there's like a chunk in their ear or like
Speaker 1: dandriff on their sweat. People that don't don't take care
Speaker 1: of their hygiene. They're disgusting people. I'm so sorry, but
Speaker 1: they just are. Well I'm not saying if you have
Speaker 1: dandre if you're disgusting, but clean it, take care of it.
Speaker 1: Don't leave like again, lakes all over your black sweater
Speaker 1: in the in the elevator.
Speaker 2: So that's dandriff. Dandriff is like thing that you need
Speaker 2: special shampoo for or you.
Speaker 1: Get it, so do it. Take care of yourself. I
Speaker 1: try to teach my younger daughter hygiene is so important
Speaker 1: because you're gross. If you don't take care of your
Speaker 1: own personal hygiene, you're disgusting for sure.
Speaker 2: But again, sometimes like a Nate who say, has Dan driff.
Speaker 2: You don't think Nate is trying every shampoo he can
Speaker 2: until he finds someone that actually works. Like you're wear
Speaker 2: a hat, but there's still gonna be flakes under the hat.
Speaker 1: Okay, well I won't see them, my god, What's what's
Speaker 1: the matter. I'm just saying hygiene is important.
Speaker 2: Nobody's agreeing with you, but at the same time, you
Speaker 2: need to have at least some Your version of hygiene
Speaker 2: is also like excessive when especially when it's coming to
Speaker 2: this ear thing because your your your interpretation is that
Speaker 2: it's nasty and dirty, but the reality is.
Speaker 1: You should not be cleaning your ears twice a day. Okay.
Speaker 1: It's like my mamaways used to say, when I was little,
Speaker 1: you have potatoes in your ear. I don't know why.
Speaker 1: Like when I was when I was young, ear wax
Speaker 1: was orange and gross. I don't get that orange gross anymore.
Speaker 1: Mine is not almost like it's very light yellow or clear.
Speaker 1: What like there used to be.
Speaker 2: Just Scott's trauma talk, and this is why he does
Speaker 2: it twice a day because he doesn't want potatoes in
Speaker 2: his ears. And that's what's going it comes down to.
Speaker 2: And if a therapist sat with him and be like, so,
Speaker 2: how did the potato come it make you feel?
Speaker 1: No? I just I just think it's embarrassing to be gross.
Speaker 1: That's all.
Speaker 2: Nobody is disagreeing. But at the same time, what you're
Speaker 2: doing is excessive. All right, we're beating a dead horse.
Speaker 2: Beating a dead horse, and why is that a horse talking?
Speaker 2: But it's not any other animal.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I would like beating a dead kangaroo instead.
Speaker 1: I think it sounds more fun.
Speaker 2: You know, if you were in Australia, you could get
Speaker 2: kangaroo meat.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I've ever tried kangaroo meat.
Speaker 2: I don't think i've you did either when I was
Speaker 2: in Australia, but I know it's there.
Speaker 1: I might have. It's just weird because we went and
Speaker 1: played with one and then I wasn't gonna eat it.
Speaker 2: Well, what's crazy is like the same way that we
Speaker 2: have deer in New Jersey that are just like dead
Speaker 2: because there's idiots and run in front of cars. Yeah,
Speaker 2: in Australia they have that with kangaroos, and like one
Speaker 2: of the kangaroos on the side of the road, you.
Speaker 1: Have one or two people that are going to comment
Speaker 1: and say that was their home, you built roads there.
Speaker 2: They're not idiots, for sure, but unfortunately they come up
Speaker 2: onto our cars.
Speaker 1: I'm actually kind of hoping that nobody that thinks that
Speaker 1: listens to this podcast because I don't like whatever, dude,
Speaker 1: you know what, I don't know, I just I just
Speaker 1: I would hope that like mostly same minded people listen
Speaker 1: to this podcast as us, you know, because I think
Speaker 1: they would have left already if they weren't, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Maybe I just don't whatever, dude, you know, whenever, dude,
Speaker 2: should we.
Speaker 1: Take one more break and then come back ship it
Speaker 1: out of here, because yeah, let's just do our thing.
Speaker 1: Because you're not hearing that, well, I hear it.
Speaker 2: On my end three two one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and okay we're back. How we're back? So but
Speaker 1: so when you played that little thing, do you see
Speaker 1: the levels I do actually do? How come I don't
Speaker 1: hear it? You don't get levels? You know, understand it? Levels.
Speaker 2: That was another song it was by what's his name?
Speaker 1: And some club song it was I'm a oh, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm wrong. Yeah, no, no, you know that one? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can play it. Hold on a second, I have it.
Speaker 1: I have it, Hold on a second. Songs because I'm
Speaker 1: actually working here, Andy.
Speaker 2: That's exciting working at it Saturday.
Speaker 1: I work every Saturday. Andrew, did you know that?
Speaker 2: Well, you must be so happy you could do it
Speaker 2: from your home instead of having to drive in every day.
Speaker 1: I don't know if they know hit levels. Oops, where's
Speaker 1: it coming from?
Speaker 2: Not there, it's not I'm hearing absolutely nothing.
Speaker 1: How is that possible? I had the microphone on the speaker.
Speaker 1: I don't understand. Okay, well, so how are you hear? Okay?
Speaker 1: So how are you hearing my voice? I don't know.
Speaker 2: Do we need to talk about how microphones work? I'm yes,
Speaker 2: I'm very curious as.
Speaker 1: To how audio stuff is happening because I literally put
Speaker 1: the microphone on the speaker that the sound was coming
Speaker 1: out of. How do you not hear that? I don't
Speaker 1: but you hear me? Yeah? I don't know. I don't know. Sorry,
Speaker 1: Scott Sawyer, what do you think? Hello? I'm Sawyer?
Speaker 2: I'm nervous and anxious and I'm sleeping on a power chord.
Speaker 1: How can we not breathing? Dog?
Speaker 2: Do you know where I went this week? I saw
Speaker 2: Zach Bryan.
Speaker 1: Oh, I want to see him.
Speaker 2: He was so freaking good and it was an awesome concert,
Speaker 2: like ten out of ten will recommend.
Speaker 1: Okay, so good, not nine out of ten.
Speaker 2: No, this is a ten out of ten cont and
Speaker 2: look now I have a concert trip from him. Look
Speaker 2: see Zach Barry yin see I.
Speaker 1: You know what, I get confused because I think Zach Brown.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of people do. But he's so good
Speaker 2: and he sold out, like he just keeps selling out everywhere.
Speaker 2: It's insane. You know he's playing what kind of music
Speaker 2: is he's saying he's country?
Speaker 1: His country? Yes, Like what's his big song?
Speaker 2: I remember everything with Casey Musgraves. Okay something, I'm very excited.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go see I'm gonna go see Luke Combs
Speaker 2: next month. I can't wait.
Speaker 1: Cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's not really my kind of country. I
Speaker 2: don't really like that one, but I support you and
Speaker 2: your country journey fully. Try that in a small town, buddy, Okay,
Speaker 2: you have fun with your Jason Eltin.
Speaker 1: Anyway, listen, I have to go because the guy that's
Speaker 1: on after me is running a little bit late, so
Speaker 1: I have to set things up for him. Oh so
Speaker 1: I kind of have to concentrate a little bit. It
Speaker 1: was very nice speaking with you this morning, and you're
Speaker 1: speaking with you too.
Speaker 2: Thank you all so much for listening, and we appreciate you,
Speaker 2: and I hope you're enjoying your Saturdays and your weekend.
Speaker 2: And we'll see you on Monday or Tuesday with an home.
Speaker 1: Let's just give you a little bit of a heads up.
Speaker 1: So I had a bit of a personal issue on Friday,
Speaker 1: so I was unable to stay in the studio and record.
Speaker 1: We are going to record after the show on Monday,
Speaker 1: so Serial Killers will be a little bit late on Monday,
Speaker 1: but it will be on Monday, although we do have
Speaker 1: that interview at ten to ten thirty, so you probably
Speaker 1: won't be able to record it till what like ten
Speaker 1: forty five, so maybe we'll post it by eleven thirty twelve.
Speaker 1: Monday looks like it's Monday. Looks a busy day. There's
Speaker 1: a lot of guests in studio on Monday. You see
Speaker 1: that look at your big old andy calender there, let's see.
Speaker 2: Oh good, I'm getting sewings just looking at this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you see that. It's a gross I'm going to
Speaker 1: be in this city until five. So do you think
Speaker 1: you can record it like ten thirty? Do you think
Speaker 1: that's a thing? Maybe ten forty? Yeah, I should go.
Speaker 1: I'll make it work, all right. So we'll try to
Speaker 1: get a posted by eleven thirty, maybe doing it the latest. Yeah, anyway,
Speaker 1: thank you so much for checking out this special edition
Speaker 1: of bull Chat.
Speaker 2: Yes, thank you for listening to Chat on a Saturday.
Speaker 2: Like you said, now that we have our at home stuff,
Speaker 2: hopefully we'll be able to give it to you more consistently.
Speaker 2: But we appreciate you anyway for listening, and thank you
Speaker 2: so much for all your support and all your nice
Speaker 2: messages while we were out in Austin. You guys truly
Speaker 2: are the best listeners ever.
Speaker 1: You know something, maybe we can make like from now
Speaker 1: on Saturday Bowl Chats and it'll actually be bowld like
Speaker 1: I'll have cereal and I'll be drinking coffee like you
Speaker 1: have there, and we'll do we'll record it Saturday mornings
Speaker 1: and just run it Saturday afternoons. The only problem is
Speaker 1: you're so busy.
Speaker 2: What if I go out on a Friday night, The
Speaker 2: last thing I want to do is wake up at
Speaker 2: nine am to record.
Speaker 1: I'll be a mess, I understand. So you know what,
Speaker 1: They're just gonna be sporadic now.
Speaker 2: I think we'll aim for Fridays because that gives us
Speaker 2: way more than enough time. We don't need to talk
Speaker 2: about scheduling here because.
Speaker 1: It's just give you babing pal, have a great day.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for listening to bowl Chat. Check
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Speaker 2: No, literally, I'm like no, and I think the weather
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Speaker 2: I've stamped it. Yeah now that we are, you know,
Speaker 2: award nominated. I'm not sure if the FDA approves, but
Speaker 2: we are great A yes anyways, okay, but the FDA
Speaker 2: who does the food?
Speaker 1: Okay, we love you guys. F A right, like when
Speaker 1: there's like a food recall or something that's the FDA,
Speaker 1: isn't it Food and Drug Administration?
Speaker 2: Yeah, which is weird because why are you putting the
Speaker 2: two together. I feel like there should be a food
Speaker 2: administration and a drug administration.
Speaker 1: But I guess I don't think they're talking about illicit drugs.
Speaker 1: I think they're talking about like Thailand all and advil,
Speaker 1: that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like it still separate agency.
Speaker 1: But what do you Okay anyway, listen, have a great day,
Speaker 1: enjoy the rest of your weekend. We'll see you Monday,
Speaker 1: and until then, say clink Andrew, love you guys. Clink bye.
Speaker 1: You need a bowl on a spoon?
Speaker 2: Okay, we'll get one, kay Bye, See you buddy.