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Speaker 1: Hey, guys, you're gonna see. I don't know if my

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Speaker 1: On Instagram, we posted that if there is late breaking news,

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Speaker 1: six different shows playing right now in the quad Box

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, Now, I don't think there's gonna be breaking

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Speaker 2: news except for dan Orlowski now says the Bear should

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Speaker 2: draft Jayden Daniels instead of Caleb Caleb Williams. I mean,

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Speaker 1: And you remember I went on that when I was

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Speaker 1: salary cap matters. You started with the salary cap, and

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Speaker 1: then I said, you can just say any team. Nobody

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Speaker 1: damn knows. I said, Derrick Henry, he's going to the

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Speaker 1: Chaine who's the other guy most must And then there's

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Speaker 2: See that's what I'm saying. But then I mean, I

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Speaker 2: literally see Dan Orlowsky say the Bears should drive Jayden Daniels.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what his reasoning is. But then the

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Speaker 2: next clip was Boomerisiasin says if the Bears pass on

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Speaker 2: Caleb Williams, the GM should be fired. It's like, Okay,

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Speaker 2: this is why everybody's like, why don't you talk about

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Speaker 1: And my buddy watched it in college. He played college football.

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Speaker 1: It was comparable to Division two. It was in AIA, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: But I don't think it was a spectacle. Back then.

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Speaker 3: Now.

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Speaker 2: I just don't know. It's just not that interesting, like

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Speaker 1: What was interesting was when me and went down to

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Speaker 2: Now that was interesting.

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Speaker 1: VIP I was seeing all the shows live. It was

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Speaker 1: Eyes and dan Orlovsky, and I'm eating all their VIP food.

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Speaker 2: That's legit. That would have been a great YouTube video

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Speaker 2: if we would have got on YouTube three years ago.

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Speaker 1: And I'm also I'm fine with that title. I love that.

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Speaker 1: I told you years ago, Brandon O'Brien makes cash.

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Speaker 1: He has thirty thousand subscribers. Every episode he puts it up,

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Speaker 2: So what we should do is we should make a

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Speaker 1: Is there a casino?

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Speaker 1: You're like, damn mine and all's in Memphis and you

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Speaker 2: Like there's a seven eleven and it was a brand

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Or if there's a big car wreck and you

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Speaker 1: Bro as a firefighter. My father in law, he's seen

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Speaker 2: My former roommate, sorry, he is a firefighter. And he

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Speaker 2: used to tell me some gruesome, gruesome scenes like there was.

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Speaker 1: I pod, dude, the top one hundred podcasts in America,

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Speaker 2: He told me about one a dude on a motorcycle

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Speaker 1: He goes, Wow, that's why you don't get on a motorcycle.

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Speaker 1: I don't think I ever have. I've never wrote you

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Speaker 1: I'm good. I ever grabbed another dude ray on a moto.

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Speaker 1: I pass on that billy used to drive a motorcycle

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Speaker 1: You could park right up next to every building. So

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Speaker 2: It's like two dudes on a jet ski.

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Speaker 1: You can't do it.

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Speaker 1: Look right, hey, man, I saw you come into class.

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Speaker 1: Were you with another dude? No? No, no, guy.

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Speaker 1: No spiky hair, sunglasses. A bunch of Texas State guys

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's all those guys. That's the fright. Daddy's over there,

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Speaker 2: the Sigma news. That's the that's a sorority. But yeah, no,

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Speaker 2: you can fit three people. Seedus, you can fit three people.

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Speaker 2: But the dude to dude, I don't think he's acceptable.

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Speaker 1: Because you are close. I mean you're definitely feeling as giblets.

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Speaker 2: You know who drives a motorcycle, my buddy, Remember the

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Speaker 2: No on Chess day, soccer guy, Yeah, he rides a motorcycle.

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Speaker 2: Crowd rockets aren't as popular. The last time I knew

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Speaker 1: My cross rocket is very popular at my house. You

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Speaker 2: I think the little fast ones they do. I think

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Speaker 1: Are you seeing them anymore?

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Speaker 2: I don't really see them that much anymore, but I

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Speaker 2: I hear the loud ones sometimes it's like, okay.

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Speaker 1: Driving home, you know the ones I'm seeing the Harleys

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Speaker 1: Harley those are the cross country mothers.

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Speaker 2: I don't get riding a Harley in the city. I

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Speaker 2: thought Harley's were supposed to be out for the open road,

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Speaker 2: and you just go. The thing I don't understand about

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Speaker 1: Well, that's why you got the mustard and the mayonnaise.

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Speaker 1: Do you ever do that? No, I mean not to

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Speaker 1: side to side. I will daydream, but there's stuff that

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Speaker 2: No, I get that. On a motorcycle, I don't feel

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Speaker 2: like you can day dream. You can't ever look around.

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Speaker 2: I mean I would get or have you ever been

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Speaker 2: you're kind of tired.

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Speaker 1: No, never, dude, I mean I've gotten.

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Speaker 2: Never where you go and you, oh my god, you're

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Speaker 2: slapping yourself to stay awake.

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Speaker 1: Dude, I don't want to know.

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Speaker 2: How does a motorcycle do it?

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Speaker 1: I mean I usually go energy drink before all, not off.

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Speaker 1: I don't let myself get to that point, but not home.

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Speaker 1: I mean I can stay awake for thirty minutes. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not not a narcoleptic.

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Speaker 2: I understand you're not a nar narciles, but I'm saying

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Speaker 1: Funny you mention this because there's actually a new Cheers

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Speaker 1: Right, we're gonna do it live. Arnold, get over here. Okay,

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Speaker 1: hey guys. And one time I prank somebody with my penis, Arnold,

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Speaker 1: This guy didn't know the bathroom. Let's do live. Oh

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Speaker 2: What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most

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Speaker 2: No, it's it's actually getting pretty good. I think. I

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Speaker 2: Mine's more just like destruction, but.

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Speaker 1: This is how radio works. We actually he started telling

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I don't know what made me tell you

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Speaker 1: That's video.

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Speaker 2: And know and you said, have a security guard chasing

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Speaker 2: dug up their home plate, dug up their pitchers mound.

439
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Speaker 1: In baseball, that's bad basketball. Usually it's locked down baseball.

440
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,320
Speaker 1: You have access to people's fields, and you do that,

441
00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:42,399
Speaker 1: you can't play on it.

442
00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:45,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, And it's like two thirty three in the morning,

443
00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:48,080
Speaker 2: you know, And we have a citywide curfew in Austin.

444
00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:52,080
Speaker 2: And maybe I shouldn't be talking about this, but whatever.

445
00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:55,440
Speaker 2: And I think we threw some paint on the batting cages. O.

446
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Speaker 1: Bro, this is a bad prank. They had to have

447
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:01,440
Speaker 1: canceled the next game.

448
00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:03,639
Speaker 2: And I don't even know if they played there. I

449
00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:06,040
Speaker 2: mean JV and freshmen probably played there, but they played

450
00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:09,960
Speaker 2: their mate like varsity games at a like a city stadium,

451
00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:13,840
Speaker 2: but they probably practiced there. And a car starts driving by,

452
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:17,240
Speaker 2: and we start running and Forrest tries to jump over

453
00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:21,200
Speaker 2: some bushes and he eats it and he he can't

454
00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:23,399
Speaker 2: get up. He's just like, dude, you gotta go, you

455
00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:26,360
Speaker 2: gotta go. I can't move. Just days like, I can't move.

456
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:28,800
Speaker 2: I can't move. I can't move, and we're like, it's

457
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:30,880
Speaker 2: the cops. He goes, I can move, I can move,

458
00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:33,160
Speaker 2: I can move. He gets up cut off your leg

459
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,080
Speaker 2: and he ended up like breaking his arm or wrist,

460
00:21:36,119 --> 00:21:39,439
Speaker 2: I don't remember which one, but from the prank, and

461
00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:42,959
Speaker 2: so he's in a cast, and rumors starts circulating how

462
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:47,919
Speaker 2: it happens. Well, they played McCallum in baseball like a

463
00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:51,320
Speaker 2: week later, and I shaking hands, like, oh, how'd you

464
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:51,720
Speaker 2: do that?

465
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:55,280
Speaker 1: How'd you do that? How'd you hurt your arm? Because

466
00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:57,680
Speaker 1: they knew, they knew, but.

467
00:21:57,720 --> 00:21:59,960
Speaker 2: That was a bad that reminded me of doing that

468
00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:04,600
Speaker 2: when you said that you chased a security guard chasing you,

469
00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:06,760
Speaker 2: you fall down and that's how you get caught. I

470
00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:08,560
Speaker 2: was like, dang, that takes me back to when chest

471
00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:13,000
Speaker 2: they tried to jump the bushes and his depth perception

472
00:22:13,119 --> 00:22:16,280
Speaker 2: was not as good because he had some beverages in

473
00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:21,680
Speaker 2: his system and he fell down. And that's I feel

474
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:23,000
Speaker 2: bad because we took their home plate.

475
00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:26,200
Speaker 1: You feel bad about that prank. I feel bad about it, dude.

476
00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:28,960
Speaker 1: I felt bad about my prank in college. Your story

477
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,920
Speaker 1: made me think of it. It was maybe two weeks

478
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,440
Speaker 1: left to school and they said, hey, let's prank this place. Man.

479
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:36,160
Speaker 1: It was our dorm, all dudes, no chicks. Yeah, hey,

480
00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:38,200
Speaker 1: let's prank this place. And so what did we do.

481
00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:41,119
Speaker 1: We decided to take every bit of trash that we

482
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:44,080
Speaker 1: had and throw it down the stairwells so it would

483
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:47,040
Speaker 1: all go to one spot. Okay, so everybody's dumping their trash.

484
00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:50,000
Speaker 1: Some guy, Hey, man, I got a half eating pizza box. Cool,

485
00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:52,919
Speaker 1: throw it down. He's launching it. We did it all hours.

486
00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:54,399
Speaker 1: I mean we started at ten pm and did it

487
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:58,840
Speaker 1: till midnight. Hilarious dumping, trash, dumping, trash, smash cut. Custodian's

488
00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:01,400
Speaker 1: gonna have to clean it up. But let me continue.

489
00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:04,639
Speaker 1: It gets worse. So we're doing trash, trash, trash. We

490
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:06,960
Speaker 1: couldn't drink at my school, so there's no alcohol involved.

491
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,240
Speaker 1: It's just ingenuity. We're thinking trash trash.

492
00:23:09,359 --> 00:23:11,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're bored in the dorm, you got nothing to do.

493
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:14,000
Speaker 2: You're like, BYU, you got no alcohol, so you got it.

494
00:23:14,119 --> 00:23:15,520
Speaker 2: Something didn't pass the time.

495
00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:23,040
Speaker 1: One dude's like, trash, trash, trash, what if we piss? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,

496
00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:25,919
Speaker 1: So it started. Some guys are just pissing in bottles,

497
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:28,320
Speaker 1: throwing them down. Then one guy just pulls his waangkout

498
00:23:28,359 --> 00:23:31,200
Speaker 1: and just starts peeing down it. Okay, so now there's

499
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:34,080
Speaker 1: trash and pee and it's let's say, four flights all

500
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:36,080
Speaker 1: the way down in one spot. It ends in one

501
00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:38,960
Speaker 1: allways are starting to smell. Kids that weren't even involved

502
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:39,800
Speaker 1: there at Bible Study.

503
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Speaker 2: The worst smell is when you're walking up a parking

504
00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:44,240
Speaker 2: garage and people, like on Sixth Street, people used to

505
00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:46,639
Speaker 2: pee in the stairwells. That's the skull and it just

506
00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:48,919
Speaker 2: reeks because no one ever cleans it. And then the

507
00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:51,760
Speaker 2: heat of Texas. Uh, it was terrible. But so people

508
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:52,200
Speaker 2: are peeing.

509
00:23:52,359 --> 00:23:54,720
Speaker 1: That's the smell. Right now. Imagine that you're walking through

510
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:57,479
Speaker 1: after a party or after a downtown you're walking through

511
00:23:57,480 --> 00:24:00,560
Speaker 1: a parking garage. That's the piss smell, piss, food, pizza.

512
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:02,919
Speaker 1: Custodians don't come in. I think they would come in

513
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:06,080
Speaker 1: the morning and all rays. Maybe they checked out. I

514
00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:08,120
Speaker 1: have no idea how we didn't get busted for two hours.

515
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:11,040
Speaker 1: But kids coming back from Bible study, Oh man, this smells.

516
00:24:11,119 --> 00:24:13,480
Speaker 1: Oh man, you could smell it even though you didn't

517
00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:15,719
Speaker 1: really see it in the stairwell. There were other doors

518
00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:19,000
Speaker 1: to come in, so necessarily, you know, nobody's telling on us.

519
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:22,480
Speaker 1: So it's hours hours. Oh oh, it gets worse. So

520
00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:25,000
Speaker 1: there's the piss smell of the food, half trash, all that.

521
00:24:25,119 --> 00:24:26,800
Speaker 2: Oh no, don't tell me, my one.

522
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:31,320
Speaker 1: Buddy goes, dude, what what if I ship down?

523
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:38,200
Speaker 2: No? No, no, no, no, no, you can't do it.

524
00:24:37,359 --> 00:24:42,840
Speaker 1: So butt over the ledge. I mean, we were back,

525
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:44,560
Speaker 1: all right, we were back. We didn't really see anything.

526
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:45,639
Speaker 1: We didn't see the giblets.

527
00:24:46,119 --> 00:24:49,520
Speaker 2: And it's not about seeing. I'm just talking about how and.

528
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:53,520
Speaker 1: Bro is on the fourth floor in the stairwell and

529
00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:54,840
Speaker 1: he's down the stairways.

530
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:55,879
Speaker 2: He's dropping bombs.

531
00:24:56,160 --> 00:25:00,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, and instantly. Guys, if you've ever pooped not in

532
00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:03,840
Speaker 1: a toilet, instantly, it smells the worst smell you I mean, dude,

533
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:06,800
Speaker 1: we had guys gaging your drive here. You're like, whoa,

534
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:14,840
Speaker 1: and he goes and when it's landing, it's like it splashed, yeah,

535
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:16,800
Speaker 1: a little bit, a little bit, but he's straight up

536
00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:21,360
Speaker 1: and he finishes up, and so then we all, uh,

537
00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:23,760
Speaker 1: it's it. That's it. There's nothing worse you can do

538
00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:26,879
Speaker 1: than that, you know, unless somebody's like in a vomit.

539
00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:29,879
Speaker 1: I mean, it was so bad smelling you couldn't It

540
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:31,359
Speaker 1: was to the point now we couldn't even really go

541
00:25:31,359 --> 00:25:33,240
Speaker 1: in the stairway. It was that bad. Guys are like,

542
00:25:33,359 --> 00:25:36,680
Speaker 1: oh my, oh my gosh, Oh my gosh. This is

543
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:38,640
Speaker 1: where we start to feel bad about the prank. So

544
00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:43,160
Speaker 1: we go to bed, all right, were so funny, even

545
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:45,160
Speaker 1: though we're gonna be smelling it all night and having

546
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:48,119
Speaker 1: to experience it. And we get up the next day, dude,

547
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:52,240
Speaker 1: and the cleaning staff is cleaning all this stuff up

548
00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:55,200
Speaker 1: for hours, dude, and we all have to walk by

549
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:56,639
Speaker 1: as they're cleaning.

550
00:25:56,359 --> 00:25:58,359
Speaker 2: And you're like, what happened then?

551
00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:01,720
Speaker 1: And now is when you start to be oh, feel

552
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:05,840
Speaker 1: so bad, so bad for doing that. And then after

553
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:07,560
Speaker 1: they got it all cleaned up, you get from your

554
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:09,639
Speaker 1: first class, you come back home, and there's a little

555
00:26:10,119 --> 00:26:12,960
Speaker 1: forever the rest of the time, there was a little

556
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:19,880
Speaker 1: brown spot in the carpet. It survived and it will

557
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:24,800
Speaker 1: always be lived there in Chapman Hall. The color faded carpet.

558
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:27,920
Speaker 1: Then then you had a reminder of all that time

559
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:28,880
Speaker 1: we did that, that one time.

560
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:31,359
Speaker 2: That's just you feel guilty. Yeah, you feel guilty because

561
00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:32,760
Speaker 2: they had to clean it up. You don't think in

562
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:34,880
Speaker 2: the moment, you are so excited about it. You're having

563
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:36,840
Speaker 2: so much fun. It's great.

564
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:42,120
Speaker 1: So and that segment was called okay, all right, well

565
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:46,400
Speaker 1: we'll do another story about things you feel bad about.

566
00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:52,280
Speaker 2: Chess day. We're in high school, went out to a

567
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:56,280
Speaker 2: party out by the lake, out by Lake Travis, by

568
00:26:56,359 --> 00:27:00,560
Speaker 2: Lake Way, and there's a Randalls and and he's like,

569
00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:04,919
Speaker 2: we're gonna stop and go to the bathroom. And so

570
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:08,000
Speaker 2: we stop at the Randalls and we're gonna go to

571
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:12,440
Speaker 2: the bathroom, and then someone makes the comment, dude, bet

572
00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:13,600
Speaker 2: you won't just pee on the aisle.

573
00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:16,480
Speaker 1: You didn't even tell us what a Randalls is.

574
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:19,879
Speaker 2: Oh, Randall's Sorry, I just assume everybody knows it's a

575
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:20,520
Speaker 2: grocery store.

576
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:24,000
Speaker 1: I'm from the north. Sorry, did you not hear my intro?

577
00:27:24,359 --> 00:27:26,199
Speaker 1: What's up, y'all? It says I'm from the north. I'm

578
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:28,560
Speaker 1: an alpha male. I live on the north side of Nashville.

579
00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:30,639
Speaker 2: Hey, as someone that grew up in Austin, I just

580
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:33,200
Speaker 2: thought I was just when I say Randalls, I'm like, oh, yeah,

581
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:34,240
Speaker 2: everybody knows what Randall's is.

582
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:38,600
Speaker 1: We'd a gas station. What isle?

583
00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:41,440
Speaker 2: Uh, Randalls is a grocery store.

584
00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:41,800
Speaker 1: That's it.

585
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:46,280
Speaker 2: It's just harbecue joint grocery store. And so chess Day's like,

586
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:49,280
Speaker 2: I'll do it, man, I'll just be on an aisle.

587
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:53,879
Speaker 1: Oh that's ballsy because you get caught. It's a spot

588
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:58,040
Speaker 1: where the if you get busted, they can grab you. Well,

589
00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:01,040
Speaker 1: the guy that cut the worker, the tail worker could

590
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:02,880
Speaker 1: grab your yeah.

591
00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:04,560
Speaker 2: But if you're the till worker, are you really worrying

592
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:07,240
Speaker 2: about it now? Are you gonna really grab his yeah?

593
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:09,560
Speaker 2: That's how you kink a hose. You just he's gonna

594
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:13,280
Speaker 2: kink off your yeah. But that's how you get him

595
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:18,040
Speaker 2: to stop. It's worse than a gun.

596
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:20,400
Speaker 1: A gun they can knock out of your hand that

597
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,439
Speaker 1: they're gonna try and kink it.

598
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:25,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess you're right.

599
00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:29,000
Speaker 1: There's no you slap. And he keeps going, you've just

600
00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:29,640
Speaker 1: got a kink.

601
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:31,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta you gotta cut it off, you gotta

602
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:31,880
Speaker 2: cut it off.

603
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:34,359
Speaker 1: He comes to kink it, yeah, and then when he

604
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:35,840
Speaker 1: lets it go, goes all over him.

605
00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:37,320
Speaker 3: Up.

606
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:40,479
Speaker 2: It's like when you're in a water fight and your

607
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:42,320
Speaker 2: little brother or your older brother is spraying you with

608
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:42,600
Speaker 2: the hose.

609
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:43,360
Speaker 1: You go and kink it.

610
00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:45,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got you. That's what he's gonna do to

611
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:46,360
Speaker 2: chess Day.

612
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:49,040
Speaker 1: There's nothing like a kink. So chess Day's number growing

613
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:52,120
Speaker 1: up with number twelve. That's the jersey number he wore. Okay, Brady.

614
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:55,680
Speaker 2: Now this was before Brady. So he went to Aisle

615
00:28:55,760 --> 00:29:03,240
Speaker 2: twelve Pete right there in the low and we thought

616
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:05,120
Speaker 2: it was the funniest thing in the world.

617
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:07,160
Speaker 1: And also, you don't realize how much piss is gonna

618
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:09,280
Speaker 1: come until you do it. Dude. There's a lot of

619
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:10,200
Speaker 1: pe in the human body.

620
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:11,880
Speaker 2: There's a lot of ped but you never see it

621
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:13,520
Speaker 2: because it goes in the toilet, right, so it doesn't

622
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:15,760
Speaker 2: look like a big puddle. But as he's doing it

623
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:18,000
Speaker 2: on Aisle twelve. And then you watch look at the puddle.

624
00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:19,920
Speaker 2: You're like, oh my god, because you gotta think it's

625
00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:23,160
Speaker 2: probably twelve thirty in the at night, and so there's

626
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:23,880
Speaker 2: no one in there.

627
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:27,120
Speaker 1: It's basically a power A bottle just dumped on the ground. Yeah,

628
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:29,080
Speaker 1: and we leave and we think it's so funny.

629
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:33,680
Speaker 2: And now I look back, I'm like, damn, some poor

630
00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:38,040
Speaker 2: dude making five dollars an hour had to go mop

631
00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:41,160
Speaker 2: up an aisle full of piss on Aisle twelve.

632
00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:45,360
Speaker 1: Oh my dude, and it has mell so bad.

633
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:51,400
Speaker 2: Oh, and that is something we feel bad about. That's

634
00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:52,240
Speaker 2: not a bad segment.

635
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:53,880
Speaker 1: And should I add it to the list.

636
00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:56,040
Speaker 2: I don't know. I think we might. We might need to.

637
00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:57,760
Speaker 2: But we're gonna be right back. We're gonna take a

638
00:29:57,760 --> 00:30:00,240
Speaker 2: break and we're gonna come back. Something I saw that

639
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:03,120
Speaker 2: I was like a little over the top, a little extreme,

640
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:11,440
Speaker 2: We'll be right back. I was with my kids and

641
00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:12,080
Speaker 2: my wife.

642
00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:16,400
Speaker 1: I was gonna say it, you guys divorced. No no, no,

643
00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:19,840
Speaker 1: so I had the kids this week, right, No, no, no, no,

644
00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:21,640
Speaker 1: you just outed yourself.

645
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:24,840
Speaker 2: And I am all about teaching your kids to have

646
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:29,680
Speaker 2: manners to do things properly whatever, respect people.

647
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:33,800
Speaker 1: Mannerally me what. It's a class they teach it where

648
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:36,320
Speaker 1: you My wife took it and she always tells me

649
00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:38,400
Speaker 1: all the time, mannerally me, You're not supposed to lick

650
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:40,760
Speaker 1: your fingers, You're supposed to put your napkin here. It's

651
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:43,160
Speaker 1: a class. We can take it as part of the podcast.

652
00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:46,000
Speaker 2: Got it never done manners or me or anything like that.

653
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:50,680
Speaker 2: And we went to get something to eat, and so

654
00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:53,040
Speaker 2: we're waiting for a table, right, And so we're standing

655
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:55,520
Speaker 2: there in the waiting area. Cool, cool kids are hanging

656
00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:58,680
Speaker 2: out and there's a family that comes in after us.

657
00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:02,120
Speaker 2: It's well, they're about to It's a mom, a daughter,

658
00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:08,240
Speaker 2: and a son. The daughter's probably five, the son's probably eight, right,

659
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:10,600
Speaker 2: And it's a glass door so you can see them.

660
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:13,600
Speaker 2: And the son walks up, opens the door and comes in.

661
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:18,080
Speaker 2: The son led the way and he comes in and

662
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:20,640
Speaker 2: he's all excited and he's kind of you know, dancing

663
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:22,200
Speaker 2: about like one leg to the other.

664
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:24,280
Speaker 1: There's like who he's really excited to be there. It

665
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:25,280
Speaker 1: was a fatherless home.

666
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:28,240
Speaker 2: Well, maybe the father was out of town on business.

667
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:30,360
Speaker 1: Most likely he's not there. He's not in the picture.

668
00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:32,520
Speaker 2: You might be right. I didn't look at her finger.

669
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:33,240
Speaker 2: I don't know if she.

670
00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:35,360
Speaker 1: Was married, looking at the hangars right.

671
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:40,040
Speaker 2: Didn't check that out. But after the son walked in,

672
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:43,480
Speaker 2: the mom grabbed the daughter by the arm and stopped

673
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:48,960
Speaker 2: outside and let the door close. And I'm like, well,

674
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:51,920
Speaker 2: that's weird. Then she proceeds to.

675
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:55,760
Speaker 1: Nicholas. Nicholas.

676
00:31:56,680 --> 00:32:02,240
Speaker 2: Nicholas lady yelled through the glass door, Nicholas, get back

677
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:05,960
Speaker 2: out here and open the door for me and your sister. Okay,

678
00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:11,160
Speaker 2: I'm like, what in the hell is wrong with you? Woman?

679
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:14,800
Speaker 2: Like he's eight years old. He was excited to go

680
00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:18,400
Speaker 2: into the restaurant, but she purposely made the daughter stop,

681
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:21,920
Speaker 2: not go in, let the door close, and yelled through

682
00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:25,400
Speaker 2: the door for him to come back outside and hold

683
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:27,160
Speaker 2: the door open for mom and sister.

684
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:29,400
Speaker 1: Not that it matters, was the mom hot?

685
00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:33,440
Speaker 2: No, okay, I had nothing to do with the story,

686
00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:38,120
Speaker 2: but still allow annoying thank you, that's what I am.

687
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:43,400
Speaker 2: He say, Hey, Nicholas's mom, shut up up. I get

688
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:46,440
Speaker 2: trying to teach your kids manners and respect, But to

689
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:50,600
Speaker 2: demand he come back out there, eight years old to

690
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:52,920
Speaker 2: open the door for so he has to open the

691
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:55,640
Speaker 2: door for you and your daughter every single time you

692
00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:56,800
Speaker 2: guys go somewhere.

693
00:32:56,920 --> 00:33:00,120
Speaker 1: And also manners have changed now that you have have

694
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:01,760
Speaker 1: to go the way of the world, but away of

695
00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:04,040
Speaker 1: the world. Dude, back in the day, we got taught stuff,

696
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:07,440
Speaker 1: you know, back in the day with our parents. Yeah, dude,

697
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:09,840
Speaker 1: my nephew and my sister doesn't make him do crap.

698
00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:12,720
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like we're moving towards a generation

699
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:13,720
Speaker 1: that doesn't hold the door.

700
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,160
Speaker 2: I'm saying they probably hold the door every once in

701
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:18,200
Speaker 2: a while or whatever, like, but is it really that

702
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:21,440
Speaker 2: big a deal where you you hold your daughter back.

703
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:24,360
Speaker 2: You could easily walked in the door like after he

704
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:26,640
Speaker 2: opened it right like he walked in and there's you know,

705
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:30,920
Speaker 2: cause he flung it open, and instead you hold the

706
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:35,479
Speaker 2: daughter back and then yell, Nicholas, Nicholas, you get out

707
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:38,280
Speaker 2: here right now and open the door for me, me

708
00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:42,880
Speaker 2: and your sister. And I'm like, unelievable. I think in

709
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:45,240
Speaker 2: my head that household has no fun.

710
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:52,600
Speaker 1: What must do? Oh, Nicholas went out and opened the

711
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:53,200
Speaker 1: damn door.

712
00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:55,719
Speaker 2: He pushed the door open and put his back against

713
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:59,560
Speaker 2: it and let his sister and mom walk in, and

714
00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:01,800
Speaker 2: then he came in. The door closed behind him, she goes,

715
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:03,840
Speaker 2: that's what you're supposed to do.

716
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:06,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's just trying to show off, probably to you guys.

717
00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:08,040
Speaker 1: She probably knew who you were due.

718
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:10,439
Speaker 2: There's no way she could have seen me and said

719
00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:13,240
Speaker 2: it was through. But in the ten seconds she's walking

720
00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:15,719
Speaker 2: up the door, she didn't. But what is she showing off?

721
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:16,840
Speaker 2: What a bee she is?

722
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,080
Speaker 1: Did I feel like she is? I don't know. People

723
00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:21,000
Speaker 1: are always just trying to show off, yell at their

724
00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:24,280
Speaker 1: kids and do a TikTok. She wasn't trying to actually

725
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:26,120
Speaker 1: teach the kid to hold a door, like you don't

726
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:28,040
Speaker 1: do that in public right there, and she felt in

727
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:29,880
Speaker 1: that moment yet it was super annoying.

728
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:31,799
Speaker 2: But I'm gonna tell you something that made me laugh.

729
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:34,240
Speaker 1: You tried to act all mannerly or like a boys

730
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:36,040
Speaker 1: stand up straight on my boys.

731
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:41,120
Speaker 2: Uh mopped the floor for the store, the restaurant, you know,

732
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:44,319
Speaker 2: do the dishes, you know, put the worst.

733
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:45,880
Speaker 1: If I was with your boys, I was with your

734
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:48,400
Speaker 1: family and there's little seats there, then you have to

735
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:50,239
Speaker 1: if you're sitting in them and then women walk in,

736
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:51,879
Speaker 1: you have to fake like you get up.

737
00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:52,480
Speaker 2: Yeah.

738
00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:54,080
Speaker 1: I have to do it all the time. You know

739
00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:55,799
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, you're waiting in the waiting for your

740
00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:58,640
Speaker 1: door get called, and you're in a great seat. A

741
00:34:58,719 --> 00:35:01,200
Speaker 1: lady in their eighties comes in. You're like, gosh, hey,

742
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:02,600
Speaker 1: you know you have to ask.

743
00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:04,280
Speaker 2: Oh you're you're on the airport shuttle.

744
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:04,920
Speaker 1: Move you know what I mean.

745
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:07,239
Speaker 2: And it's like, oh, you get on the bush. Hell yeah,

746
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:10,319
Speaker 2: seat seats and it's like this, next stop, Oh starting

747
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:13,040
Speaker 2: to fill up. Next up? Oh no more seats, Next

748
00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:13,839
Speaker 2: stop for women.

749
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:15,040
Speaker 1: Get on. You're like, there we go.

750
00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:18,239
Speaker 2: Do I get up?

751
00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:19,120
Speaker 1: Get up?

752
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:20,759
Speaker 2: Do I get up? Do I not get up?

753
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:21,799
Speaker 1: Man?

754
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:24,040
Speaker 2: And you get putting that uncomfortable situation.

755
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:26,239
Speaker 1: Man, bro, I was going to this restaurant. Not even

756
00:35:26,239 --> 00:35:27,840
Speaker 1: a good story, not even worth telling you. I was

757
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:30,640
Speaker 1: going to this restaurant and it was very popular. It's

758
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:32,920
Speaker 1: a country spot. Everybody knows about it. I'll tell you.

759
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:35,439
Speaker 1: Off the air got off, Mike, all know it, dude.

760
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:37,600
Speaker 1: The waiting room, I mean, there's twenty people in a

761
00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:40,400
Speaker 1: square about made for ten people, and I had the

762
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:43,880
Speaker 1: perfect seat. Here comes in Grandma and grandpa.

763
00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:44,200
Speaker 3: Here.

764
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:46,040
Speaker 1: Well what am I supposed to do? I'm a guy,

765
00:35:46,239 --> 00:35:48,680
Speaker 1: I'm a healthy American man. I gotta get up, dude

766
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:50,720
Speaker 1: for the next twenty minutes. Instead of having a perfect

767
00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:53,120
Speaker 1: chair next to my wife, I'm sitting there staring at

768
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:56,560
Speaker 1: a brick wall. I'm like, great, I'm glad I was courteous.

769
00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:58,440
Speaker 1: This one really bit me in the ass.

770
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:02,839
Speaker 2: Courtesy only gets you so far. I'm gonna tell you, Nicholas,

771
00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:05,560
Speaker 2: that dude would have been freaking rubbing the grandma's foot

772
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:08,720
Speaker 2: while she sat there, and she was okay, according.

773
00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:11,360
Speaker 1: To his mom, wash their feet, ye, Nicholas.

774
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,040
Speaker 2: Get over there, Nicholas, go get her a glass of water.

775
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:18,120
Speaker 2: Don't you don't respect their grandparents? Couldn't. But remember the

776
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:21,640
Speaker 2: Chiefs guy, the superfan. He dressed up as the Chief

777
00:36:21,719 --> 00:36:24,320
Speaker 2: whatever the hell he is. He gets arrested for bank robberies.

778
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:27,560
Speaker 2: So supposedly he was on the way to Chiefs games.

779
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:30,200
Speaker 2: He would go to every game dress up as this

780
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:32,160
Speaker 2: wolf and.

781
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:33,880
Speaker 1: I mean that's Chiefs said, that's brother.

782
00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:35,840
Speaker 2: He was on the way to the game in Houston

783
00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:37,640
Speaker 2: to see them play the Texans, and he tries to

784
00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:40,719
Speaker 2: rob a bank in Oklahoma. He gets arrested and it

785
00:36:40,719 --> 00:36:42,560
Speaker 2: turns out that's what he's been doing the whole time,

786
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:46,560
Speaker 2: is robbing banks. Well, dude, he's I guess his trial's

787
00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:48,920
Speaker 2: about to start or something, an update on the case.

788
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:50,520
Speaker 2: This is his lawyer.

789
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:55,279
Speaker 1: Just listen, Like, are we guessing? Then would be fun

790
00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:56,680
Speaker 1: to guess what what's the angle of this?

791
00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:56,920
Speaker 2: No?

792
00:36:56,920 --> 00:37:01,640
Speaker 1: No, the angle is if this is my lawyer, I mean,

793
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:03,320
Speaker 1: I'm guessing he sounds a lot like Bob.

794
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:09,160
Speaker 2: It doesn't sound like he's concentrating on defending me. Or

795
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:12,839
Speaker 2: maybe this is what the Chiefs guy wrote and said, Hey,

796
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:14,440
Speaker 2: I want you to read this to the media.

797
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:15,440
Speaker 1: I don't know.

798
00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:18,919
Speaker 2: It is the most bizarre lawyer statement to the media,

799
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:21,520
Speaker 2: not like, hey, my client is innocent. We are gonna

800
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:23,840
Speaker 2: sit here and we're gonna fight for the truth of justice.

801
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:25,320
Speaker 2: Listen to what he says.

802
00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:30,040
Speaker 3: From the beginning of this case, folks, the government has

803
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:37,040
Speaker 3: been blitzing an Xavier's pocket was collapsing. But today Xavier

804
00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:42,080
Speaker 3: stepped into the pressure. He took responsibility for his actions.

805
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:50,760
Speaker 3: He stood up in court, humble and repentant and admitted

806
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:58,480
Speaker 3: what he had done. Now, if I know anything about Xavier,

807
00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:01,360
Speaker 3: and if the Chief's Kingdom anything about Chiefs a Haulic,

808
00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:06,120
Speaker 3: we know that he doesn't give up. We know that

809
00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:11,239
Speaker 3: if he stumbled and he fell, he didn't let his

810
00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:18,640
Speaker 3: knee touch the ground, and that's because he's capable of

811
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:24,080
Speaker 3: doing a great thing and he knows that there's still hope.

812
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:25,600
Speaker 3: We still have a lot of work to do on

813
00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:28,600
Speaker 3: his case, but Xavier wants everyone to know when he

814
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:31,600
Speaker 3: loves the Chief's Kingdom, he loves Kansas City, and he's

815
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:33,880
Speaker 3: a champion, and he hopes that you'll rally to his support.

816
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:37,840
Speaker 3: Thank you and God bless my dude.

817
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:42,160
Speaker 2: Turn it into a football analogy talking about his case.

818
00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:45,080
Speaker 2: He wants Chief Kingdom to know that he has never

819
00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:47,200
Speaker 2: given up hope in the Chiefs. And when he was

820
00:38:47,239 --> 00:38:49,680
Speaker 2: facing at versity, he was about to go down his

821
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:52,680
Speaker 2: needed touch and he kept running all I mean, like,

822
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:53,279
Speaker 2: what the.

823
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:55,960
Speaker 1: Dude, he wasn't exactly Johnny Cochrane right there.

824
00:38:56,960 --> 00:39:01,200
Speaker 2: I mean, hey, the pocket was collapsing around him and

825
00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:02,960
Speaker 2: he stepped up to the pressure.

826
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:05,799
Speaker 3: Lord.

827
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:08,440
Speaker 2: That is so ridiculous.

828
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:12,280
Speaker 1: He is on his MVP campaign now to be a champion.

829
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:15,160
Speaker 2: He's hoping Patrick Mahomes will come and speak and say

830
00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:18,080
Speaker 2: what a great fan he is and he deserves leniency

831
00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:20,960
Speaker 2: when he's getting sentenced because he has so much more

832
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,520
Speaker 2: to give and we need him on that defensive line.

833
00:39:23,239 --> 00:39:26,600
Speaker 1: Travis Kelsey may have been getting schlit faced at the parade,

834
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:31,000
Speaker 1: but all he's done is parade around his innocence that

835
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:35,879
Speaker 1: wasn't met and well it was also shooting at the parade. Dude,

836
00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:40,920
Speaker 1: he could have gone the route that uh, the lawyer

837
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:42,640
Speaker 1: took the weirdest route ever. You're right. He read a

838
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:43,600
Speaker 1: paper at telepromter.

839
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:46,560
Speaker 2: I mean it was so bizarre and weird and funny,

840
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:48,880
Speaker 2: just like I don't know. I just thought it was funny,

841
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:49,560
Speaker 2: thought that was interesting.

842
00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:49,840
Speaker 1: I don't know.

843
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:50,640
Speaker 2: I may have been stupid.

844
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:53,440
Speaker 1: If you're representing him, the angle you have to take is,

845
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:56,520
Speaker 1: you know a fan. You got to downplay it. You

846
00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:58,600
Speaker 1: got it money fandom.

847
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:01,680
Speaker 2: He's calling for Chief's Kingdom. He's never given he's never

848
00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:04,560
Speaker 2: given up on Chiefs Kingdom. He's hoping they'll rally behind him,

849
00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:06,960
Speaker 2: like you want Chiefs Kingdom to come to the courthouse

850
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:10,080
Speaker 2: and start going Xavier Xavier.

851
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:13,480
Speaker 1: He did play the crime podcast Top hundred podcasts right now,

852
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:16,080
Speaker 1: I have a hundred have a handle or the part

853
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:20,560
Speaker 1: crime podcast. If you're a lawyer, you really needed insanity,

854
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:24,120
Speaker 1: you need to say look at him. He wears a mask.

855
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:26,480
Speaker 2: He wears a wolf costume to the games.

856
00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:33,640
Speaker 1: Guys, my client, my client is getting crazy. Hey he's crazy.

857
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:39,600
Speaker 2: Hey, my my client is mentally unstable. He traveled to

858
00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:43,000
Speaker 2: every Kansas City Chiefs game in a wolf costume because

859
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:45,960
Speaker 2: he felt like if he wasn't there, they could not win.

860
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:49,480
Speaker 2: He had convinced himself he was as important as the

861
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:52,920
Speaker 2: quarterback that. If that does not say mentally unstable, I

862
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:53,719
Speaker 2: don't know what does.

863
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:58,160
Speaker 1: This is a championship trophy that he made for himself

864
00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:05,680
Speaker 1: when they won it. Patrick Mahomes autograph Jersey Taylor. If

865
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:09,760
Speaker 1: I didn't jump in as his as his lawyer, Taylor

866
00:41:10,040 --> 00:41:13,640
Speaker 1: Swift would have been next. We stopped this man from himself.

867
00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:17,000
Speaker 1: Thank god he got caught in that bank. Let justice

868
00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:20,600
Speaker 1: prevail a limited sentence and let's get him the rehab

869
00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:26,520
Speaker 1: he needs. Taylor's Nantucket House was next. No, my client

870
00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:32,520
Speaker 1: is crazy, Coach, you have to this guy was dressed

871
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:33,440
Speaker 1: up as a hyena.

872
00:41:33,680 --> 00:41:37,160
Speaker 2: No, it's for God's sake, it right. You're right on

873
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:40,920
Speaker 2: on the Taylor Swift thing. Guys, do you know we

874
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:45,680
Speaker 2: would have lost the American Treasure, the American icon, the

875
00:41:45,719 --> 00:41:47,480
Speaker 2: pop sensation. Taylor Swift.

876
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:51,759
Speaker 1: Oh, you're making accusations have killed her? Wrong? Right, he's

877
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:53,840
Speaker 1: making another accusation on his client.

878
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:58,920
Speaker 2: No, right, my client saved Taylor Swift. Him getting busted

879
00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:01,920
Speaker 2: in that Oklahoma bank kiss the pants on is the

880
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:04,520
Speaker 2: best thing that happened to America because next he's going

881
00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:07,839
Speaker 2: to because if he didn't get caught then then when

882
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:11,080
Speaker 2: they were in the Super Bowl this past year, he

883
00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:13,520
Speaker 2: would have been carpooling with Taylor and Taylor would have

884
00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:16,400
Speaker 2: been caught up in the crime. So Taylor would have

885
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:18,640
Speaker 2: been in the car when he robbed the bank because

886
00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:20,400
Speaker 2: she would have been riding shotgun. He would have done

887
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:23,319
Speaker 2: the drive in as they traveled to Las Vegas for

888
00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:25,799
Speaker 2: the Super Bowl. So we gotta let him off light

889
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:28,759
Speaker 2: because without this, Taylor Swift would have been going down

890
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:29,560
Speaker 2: for bank robbery.

891
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:33,400
Speaker 1: What the lawyer needed to say was, I found a

892
00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:37,480
Speaker 1: manifesto where he was gonna sneak on the field at

893
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:41,520
Speaker 1: the Super Bowl naked and try to tackle Patty Mahomes.

894
00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:48,799
Speaker 1: We prevented that sexual action from happening because the law enforcement,

895
00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:53,640
Speaker 1: as amazing as they are, They saved America from watching

896
00:42:53,719 --> 00:42:58,560
Speaker 1: Patrick Mahomes and that happened during the Super Bowl. Every

897
00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:03,240
Speaker 1: American would have seen how crazy he is. But thank

898
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:06,719
Speaker 1: God for the law enforcement. The law one. Let's get

899
00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:09,920
Speaker 1: this man the help he needs. That's how you lawyer up.

900
00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:14,080
Speaker 1: There you go, case closed, segment closed. I don't know

901
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:17,120
Speaker 1: that that he says, Chiefs Kingdom rise up. They're fans

902
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:18,719
Speaker 1: of the Chiefs, not Coyote boy.

903
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:23,160
Speaker 2: Hey, they're not friends of Coyote crazy dude. They're fans

904
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:24,880
Speaker 2: of the guys on the field. They don't give a

905
00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:27,719
Speaker 2: shit about wolf costume. Rocket was collapsing.

906
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:31,319
Speaker 1: He took a knee. What the fuck? And I think

907
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:32,840
Speaker 1: that that segment may collapse.

908
00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:38,480
Speaker 2: We'll be right back. I do have some good news. Yeah,

909
00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:42,480
Speaker 2: tell me something good. No, no, no, that big show. I

910
00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:45,000
Speaker 2: don't know if you guys know who Scott Pollard is.

911
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:48,440
Speaker 2: I don't know if you've been following his story, but

912
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:52,120
Speaker 2: Scott Pollard played for the Kansas Jayhawks back in the day.

913
00:43:52,719 --> 00:43:55,360
Speaker 2: Big dude like six ' ten, I don't know exactly

914
00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:59,200
Speaker 2: how tall, but various, eccentric used to paint his fingernails

915
00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:02,080
Speaker 2: a lot of fun. He played in the NBA for many, many,

916
00:44:02,239 --> 00:44:05,080
Speaker 2: many years. Then he went on to be on Survivor

917
00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:11,600
Speaker 2: Nice and then he has a heart condition, a genetic,

918
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:15,719
Speaker 2: genetical whatever you call it. Genetic heart condition that like

919
00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:18,239
Speaker 2: when you get sick at some point it kicks this

920
00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:20,200
Speaker 2: thing in your heart where you can't recover and it

921
00:44:20,239 --> 00:44:23,239
Speaker 2: makes everything very hard. So he got sick, like a

922
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:25,640
Speaker 2: normal common cold or something that triggered it in his

923
00:44:25,719 --> 00:44:30,240
Speaker 2: heart about two years ago, Bronnie James. And he's gotten

924
00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:33,120
Speaker 2: weaker and weaker and weaker where he couldn't like walking

925
00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:35,360
Speaker 2: around the block was hard. And so he needs a

926
00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:38,960
Speaker 2: heart transplant or he'll die. His dad died because he

927
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:40,120
Speaker 2: couldn't get a heart transplant.

928
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:40,959
Speaker 1: Get him on the pod.

929
00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:46,920
Speaker 2: The only problem is he's such a huge man. The

930
00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:49,480
Speaker 2: heart has to come from a huge human.

931
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:52,920
Speaker 1: Right, But also you can't live without your heart exactly.

932
00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:56,960
Speaker 1: So he was getting on transplant lists in Chicago. He

933
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:59,839
Speaker 1: got in the transplant list here at Vandy. Justin does

934
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:05,959
Speaker 1: stuff at Vandy with hearts. Really yeah, so like what's

935
00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:08,720
Speaker 1: he doing with them? Oh, he's in pediatrics for the kids.

936
00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:09,200
Speaker 2: Yeah.

937
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:10,640
Speaker 1: That would not be the right so that would not

938
00:45:10,680 --> 00:45:11,400
Speaker 1: be the right size.

939
00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:15,120
Speaker 2: So it got so bad because he had to be

940
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:17,600
Speaker 2: within four hours of the location, because you had to

941
00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:20,359
Speaker 2: get the heart within four hours of when they say,

942
00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:23,279
Speaker 2: hey come, and he was five hours from Vanderbilt, and

943
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:27,120
Speaker 2: he was like, but I promise I'll make it in four. Well,

944
00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:29,480
Speaker 2: he got so sick he had to come and just

945
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:32,760
Speaker 2: stay in the hospital. Like he was in the hospital

946
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:36,080
Speaker 2: just for like two weeks. And he said at Vandy

947
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:38,560
Speaker 2: good Justin, that's his hospital.

948
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:40,400
Speaker 1: That is yeah.

949
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:43,360
Speaker 2: And the sad part is, like he talked about it,

950
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:47,319
Speaker 2: he was like, it's terrible because I need a heart

951
00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:48,200
Speaker 2: or I'm going to die.

952
00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:49,120
Speaker 1: Okay, is he alive?

953
00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:53,759
Speaker 2: But he goes, I know the the the sad part

954
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:57,640
Speaker 2: is that in order for that to happen needs a

955
00:45:57,680 --> 00:46:00,480
Speaker 2: car wreck, that someone else is going to lose a

956
00:46:00,520 --> 00:46:04,799
Speaker 2: loved one. Yes, so he goes It's a very weird situation.

957
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:06,880
Speaker 2: But I sit here and I hope and I wait.

958
00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:08,839
Speaker 1: Cut to the chase.

959
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:13,720
Speaker 2: A week and a half ago, Scott Pollard got a heart.

960
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:17,920
Speaker 2: You're gonna say he died, dude in the videos online.

961
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:22,759
Speaker 2: The next day he's up and walking around the hospital.

962
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:26,879
Speaker 2: That's sick, dude. He has all these monitors attached to him,

963
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:27,880
Speaker 2: like all these cords.

964
00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:28,879
Speaker 1: I gotta tell Justin.

965
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:30,960
Speaker 2: And then through the week and the last week and

966
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:33,719
Speaker 2: a half, they slowly take some of the monitors off,

967
00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:36,440
Speaker 2: some of the he went for his first walk outside

968
00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:40,720
Speaker 2: the other day. It is a crazy, crazy story.

969
00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:44,160
Speaker 1: Get him on the pod. I don't think he's got

970
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:46,279
Speaker 1: time to come on the pod. I would love to

971
00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:48,520
Speaker 1: have him on the pod. We're a local pod bandy.

972
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:50,960
Speaker 2: It's true. It's right down the street. We can go

973
00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:52,080
Speaker 2: to him.

974
00:46:52,280 --> 00:46:56,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, he needs us. But is it that that's just crazy? Yeah,

975
00:46:56,560 --> 00:46:59,560
Speaker 1: we could have lost him. So somebody died. It was

976
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:01,160
Speaker 1: that a car record, somebody.

977
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:04,239
Speaker 2: They don't say, They don't tell you what happened. But

978
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:05,880
Speaker 2: the person had to be like at least six to

979
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,279
Speaker 2: one or bigger because he's such a big dude.

980
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:11,920
Speaker 1: He needs a bigger heart. It is crazy, wild story.

981
00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:14,440
Speaker 2: And I was just like he was one of my

982
00:47:14,719 --> 00:47:16,960
Speaker 2: I liked him at Kansas, like I like him as

983
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,160
Speaker 2: a player. And then he was on Survivor and then

984
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:20,960
Speaker 2: you don't think about him for a while and you're like, man,

985
00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:22,279
Speaker 2: I wonder what happened to him? And then you google

986
00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:24,040
Speaker 2: him it's like, oh my god, this dude needs a heart.

987
00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:26,279
Speaker 1: Oh egg bookie, what's he up to? Oh?

988
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:28,160
Speaker 2: Who's a bookie? He's riding the bench.

989
00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:31,200
Speaker 1: That trajectory shot.

990
00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:32,279
Speaker 2: Hey let me let me.

991
00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:37,520
Speaker 1: Threw a chair. Okay, all right, let's google that name.

992
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:42,320
Speaker 2: Let's see you. Douka. He might be on Phoenix Udoka Osbookie.

993
00:47:43,320 --> 00:47:47,959
Speaker 2: He is on the Phoenix Suns and he never gets

994
00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:50,520
Speaker 2: in the game. He never gets in the game.

995
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:53,279
Speaker 1: Sons are climbing, guys. I told just sixteen hundred, they're

996
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:55,319
Speaker 1: four and a half, three and a half back.

997
00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:57,960
Speaker 2: He's averaging two point five points a game, two and

998
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:02,799
Speaker 2: a half, two point three rebounds, and point two assists. Uh.

999
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:05,759
Speaker 2: In the last ten games, he's played two games three

1000
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:06,359
Speaker 2: minutes each.

1001
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:09,720
Speaker 1: Uh. You you average of three guys, just some bets.

1002
00:48:09,719 --> 00:48:12,560
Speaker 1: I've been looking at UFC Connor McGregor, and who's the

1003
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:14,880
Speaker 1: guy Michael Chandler. Yeah, they're gonna fight. It was supposed

1004
00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:17,000
Speaker 1: to be June twenty ninth. Now, Dana White Satin in

1005
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:19,759
Speaker 1: the fall. You gotta take Chandler, do it right now

1006
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:22,399
Speaker 1: where you're gonna get plus money that that's gonna change.

1007
00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:24,000
Speaker 1: I mean, Connor is no good. The last fight he

1008
00:48:24,040 --> 00:48:25,320
Speaker 1: got into is in a bar and he got a

1009
00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:26,880
Speaker 1: whiskey last smashed in his face.

1010
00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:29,399
Speaker 2: Uh speaking of that fight, you know, like back when

1011
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:31,880
Speaker 2: I played that softball game seven months ago, and I

1012
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:33,399
Speaker 2: told you we're gonna have a guest that I met

1013
00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:34,440
Speaker 2: at the game.

1014
00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:36,280
Speaker 1: The one that Bradshaw was drunken.

1015
00:48:36,719 --> 00:48:38,960
Speaker 2: Well, that was the same softball game, but years later.

1016
00:48:39,320 --> 00:48:41,680
Speaker 2: And I told you I had an athlete on my

1017
00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:43,680
Speaker 2: team that I got the phone numbers that he'd love

1018
00:48:43,719 --> 00:48:44,439
Speaker 2: to come on the pod.

1019
00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:45,840
Speaker 1: Ray it was a cheerleader.

1020
00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:49,040
Speaker 2: Now it was Michael Chandler, dude, and we texted back

1021
00:48:49,040 --> 00:48:52,120
Speaker 2: and forth and then he just never texted back.

1022
00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:54,320
Speaker 1: Some people were supposed to get and didn't get, and

1023
00:48:54,360 --> 00:48:57,800
Speaker 1: we were supposed to almost have them. Michael Chandler, Roger Clemens.

1024
00:48:57,880 --> 00:49:02,680
Speaker 1: Roger Clemens was the NFL player, NBA player Steve was

1025
00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:09,960
Speaker 1: gonna get Roger Clemens. Was it Gilda Relish, Roger the

1026
00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:13,320
Speaker 1: Desert Eagle or whatever his name is, Yeah, Roger Clemens.

1027
00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:16,239
Speaker 2: It was like, they said, dude, that sounds awesome. He's

1028
00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:17,839
Speaker 2: out of the country for two weeks, but we'd love

1029
00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:19,080
Speaker 2: to have him on the pod. We'll we'll do it

1030
00:49:19,120 --> 00:49:23,520
Speaker 2: when he gets back. Two weeks go by, email nothing, Okay,

1031
00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:26,239
Speaker 2: send an email a week later, nothing. A week later,

1032
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:31,000
Speaker 2: send an email, nothing and we have been ghosted. So yeah,

1033
00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:31,600
Speaker 2: there it is.

1034
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:36,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, sports wise, and I'll tell you sports wise, the

1035
00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:38,560
Speaker 1: NBA makes no sense. Guys, I got all this TV's

1036
00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:39,759
Speaker 1: on so we can stay up to the minute. If

1037
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:41,920
Speaker 1: there is any late breaking news, we will break it

1038
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:42,399
Speaker 1: to you. Guys.

1039
00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:48,319
Speaker 2: Official review. That's out. That's out, Tennis shot, that's out.

1040
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:52,480
Speaker 1: We pre recorded. This ray is twenty four hours late.

1041
00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:55,319
Speaker 2: But what I don't understand is the NBA the other night,

1042
00:49:55,719 --> 00:49:57,319
Speaker 2: the Lakers. I'm about to go to bed.

1043
00:49:57,360 --> 00:49:59,560
Speaker 1: They're down twenty one. They're down twenty one going into

1044
00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:02,719
Speaker 1: the fourth order, and they win the game. Yeah, the

1045
00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:05,080
Speaker 1: Clippers suck. The Sons are gonna win that division plus

1046
00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:06,160
Speaker 1: sixteen hundred.

1047
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:08,160
Speaker 2: Not even in overtime. They won it in regulation.

1048
00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:12,480
Speaker 1: So three point shot. Nobody guards anybody. Lebron shot like

1049
00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:14,120
Speaker 1: three three pointers wide open.

1050
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:19,080
Speaker 2: I am sitting there going you could literally, I don't know.

1051
00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:24,560
Speaker 1: Here's how it happened. There's noboddy there. Bronni Dreno. Uh now,

1052
00:50:24,560 --> 00:50:26,000
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna put a hand up. Dreno.

1053
00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:28,879
Speaker 2: Yeah thice. You gotta get out there.

1054
00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:32,280
Speaker 1: He just drained like five threes in a row, shaking

1055
00:50:32,360 --> 00:50:33,120
Speaker 1: his head.

1056
00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:36,960
Speaker 2: But my whole thing is the Clippers, and this may

1057
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:40,000
Speaker 2: not be mathematically correct, could almost just take a shot

1058
00:50:40,040 --> 00:50:42,160
Speaker 2: clock violation every single time down.

1059
00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:46,160
Speaker 1: No way, that's mathematically correct and win the game. Yeah,

1060
00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:50,359
Speaker 1: I'm telling you the shot clock's quicker. Now. I guess

1061
00:50:49,920 --> 00:50:53,120
Speaker 1: its factual. If they shoot at three, they can do

1062
00:50:53,120 --> 00:50:54,160
Speaker 1: it in about three minutes.

1063
00:50:55,239 --> 00:50:59,960
Speaker 2: Seven you talk him, twenty four equals less than three minutes.

1064
00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:04,120
Speaker 2: Divided by sixty sixty that's less than three minutes. Yeah,

1065
00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:04,799
Speaker 2: it's two point eight.

1066
00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:07,840
Speaker 1: Tell you. I mean you could come back from that

1067
00:51:07,880 --> 00:51:11,320
Speaker 1: in three minutes with the three point shot. Dude, it

1068
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:13,920
Speaker 1: revolutionize the game. No lead is safe.

1069
00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:16,239
Speaker 2: I just don't understand it.

1070
00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:18,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, you just understood it with your own man on

1071
00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:19,560
Speaker 1: your own calculator.

1072
00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:21,880
Speaker 2: But that's them just taking the ball and just dribbling

1073
00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:24,360
Speaker 2: it and not even trying to score. You would imagine

1074
00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:25,600
Speaker 2: they're gonna score something.

1075
00:51:25,960 --> 00:51:29,360
Speaker 1: You can go cold. That's the crazy beauty thing. In football,

1076
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:32,640
Speaker 1: it's slower, it's more panned out. There still have four plays.

1077
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:35,880
Speaker 1: In basketball. You go cold, those four plays go real quick.

1078
00:51:36,600 --> 00:51:38,520
Speaker 1: They can there gonna be a twelve point swing in

1079
00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:41,080
Speaker 1: basketball football I guess seven.

1080
00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:42,719
Speaker 2: It makes no sense.

1081
00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:45,000
Speaker 1: Though, well seven, actually there could be four straight plays

1082
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:46,640
Speaker 1: where they entered like right when I start thinking all

1083
00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:48,279
Speaker 1: the Clippers could win it all and then I'm like, oh,

1084
00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:50,120
Speaker 1: the Clippers can't win it all. No, they can't because

1085
00:51:50,120 --> 00:51:55,000
Speaker 1: they have two people on their team, Harden and west Brick.

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00:51:56,280 --> 00:51:58,759
Speaker 2: I mean, then, I don't know. The NBA's crazy. The

1087
00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:01,439
Speaker 2: Washington Conference isn't, I mean just loaded. It is so

1088
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:04,560
Speaker 2: sick and guys, now, like, you win one game, you

1089
00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:06,399
Speaker 2: move up to third place. You lose a game, you're

1090
00:52:06,440 --> 00:52:07,360
Speaker 2: like in the tenth spot.

1091
00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:10,800
Speaker 1: It's wild. You idiots, stop being stupid on the Facebook

1092
00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:12,680
Speaker 1: page and listen to me for two freaking seconds.

1093
00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:14,920
Speaker 2: Right now is the time to bet.

1094
00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:17,920
Speaker 1: You don't. You don't have to pick one parlay you

1095
00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:21,960
Speaker 1: conan one Arizona and another one Kentucky in another one.

1096
00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:27,040
Speaker 1: You're getting seven times eight times your money for awesome teams.

1097
00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:29,400
Speaker 1: But you gotta bet it now. Once March Madness happens

1098
00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:32,640
Speaker 1: and the tournament starts, that's when the odds decrease. Like like,

1099
00:52:32,680 --> 00:52:38,120
Speaker 1: I'm telling you Gregor and Connor Chandler bet that one. Now.

1100
00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:40,440
Speaker 2: There's a fight this weekend, is he What is the

1101
00:52:40,520 --> 00:52:45,160
Speaker 2: UFC three hundred? Yeah, I think it's guys.

1102
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:50,120
Speaker 1: I was at Grande Communications slinging cable for UFC one hundred.

1103
00:52:50,440 --> 00:52:52,680
Speaker 1: I used to make so many bonuses at that because

1104
00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:54,600
Speaker 1: people would call in in order a fight for eighty

1105
00:52:54,640 --> 00:52:58,520
Speaker 1: dollars and you get commissioned off of that. Saturdays were amazing.

1106
00:52:58,520 --> 00:52:59,840
Speaker 2: That March ninth, not this weekend.

1107
00:52:59,880 --> 00:53:02,680
Speaker 1: I was there for UFC one hundred. Who would have

1108
00:53:02,719 --> 00:53:08,000
Speaker 1: thought UFC three hundred. I'm clear across the world talking

1109
00:53:08,040 --> 00:53:10,840
Speaker 1: about it instead of fielding a phone call on a

1110
00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:14,480
Speaker 1: headset Grindey Communications. This is Raymond. How can I help you? Yeah,

1111
00:53:14,520 --> 00:53:16,360
Speaker 1: I'll do the triple play. Oh you're interested in the

1112
00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:20,000
Speaker 1: UFC fight. UFC one hundred, Okay, sounds good. UFC, that's funny.

1113
00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:23,279
Speaker 1: It'll probably die soon, but sounds like a good thing now.

1114
00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:26,880
Speaker 1: UFC three hundred.

1115
00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:27,280
Speaker 2: That's wild.

1116
00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:27,720
Speaker 3: Wow.

1117
00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:30,600
Speaker 2: I used to rent it on DVD from freaking Blockbuster. Dude,

1118
00:53:30,880 --> 00:53:32,719
Speaker 2: when they used to have a tournament in one night.

1119
00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:35,319
Speaker 2: They would fight and if you won, you moved on

1120
00:53:35,360 --> 00:53:37,160
Speaker 2: to later in the night, and you fought again, and

1121
00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:39,560
Speaker 2: you fought again, and the winner was whoever was standing

1122
00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:41,319
Speaker 2: at the end of the Like one guy he came out,

1123
00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:43,520
Speaker 2: I mean, I'll never forget it. He came out carrying

1124
00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:46,400
Speaker 2: a big ass wooden cross on his back bones.

1125
00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:46,880
Speaker 1: Jones.

1126
00:53:47,080 --> 00:53:50,239
Speaker 2: No, it's before bone shells bones Shones wasn't even born yet.

1127
00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:51,880
Speaker 2: Probably no, I was probably born. I don't know how

1128
00:53:52,040 --> 00:53:57,080
Speaker 2: Bone Jones is doing coke. He got busted alleg and

1129
00:53:57,120 --> 00:54:00,560
Speaker 2: the dude freaking and what's funny is on their Jones.

1130
00:54:00,560 --> 00:54:02,239
Speaker 2: We thought was the normal one because he never got

1131
00:54:02,320 --> 00:54:07,719
Speaker 2: any trouble and then now he uh, he goes out

1132
00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:10,360
Speaker 2: and whoops the dude's ass. But he can't continue on

1133
00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:12,839
Speaker 2: later in the night because he broke his hand so

1134
00:54:12,880 --> 00:54:15,600
Speaker 2: he couldn't fite. So whoever, his next opponent was moved

1135
00:54:15,640 --> 00:54:19,000
Speaker 2: on in the freaking competition. It was great, it was

1136
00:54:19,080 --> 00:54:20,279
Speaker 2: fun fantastic.

1137
00:54:20,440 --> 00:54:22,480
Speaker 1: And I may not be factually correct on this one,

1138
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:26,200
Speaker 1: but UFC one hundred I was at Grande Communications, UFC

1139
00:54:26,440 --> 00:54:29,840
Speaker 1: two hundred, I'm pretty damn sure. It was in Austin, Texas,

1140
00:54:29,880 --> 00:54:31,880
Speaker 1: and I went over to lunch his house and we

1141
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:35,719
Speaker 1: watched it in your living room. Probably UFC three hundred.

1142
00:54:36,040 --> 00:54:41,920
Speaker 1: I'm still working with your ass. Then we're in watching UFC.

1143
00:54:42,239 --> 00:54:44,880
Speaker 2: I gotta be honest. Though they knew UFC. Now it

1144
00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:46,719
Speaker 2: used to be like once a month or once every

1145
00:54:46,719 --> 00:54:49,640
Speaker 2: two months, three month. Now it's like a UFC every month,

1146
00:54:49,880 --> 00:54:52,600
Speaker 2: every two weeks. It's UFC two ninety nine, three hundred.

1147
00:54:52,840 --> 00:54:54,520
Speaker 2: They're making the damn money they get it.

1148
00:54:54,560 --> 00:54:56,200
Speaker 1: Watch out for slat boxing.

1149
00:54:57,200 --> 00:54:57,839
Speaker 2: That looks good too.

1150
00:54:57,920 --> 00:54:59,520
Speaker 1: Aina White says it's gonna be huge.

1151
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:00,920
Speaker 2: I don't know if I'll watch it.

1152
00:55:00,960 --> 00:55:02,799
Speaker 1: Bob Menory was growing him a little bit. He goes,

1153
00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:04,920
Speaker 1: it's stupid. I mean, you can't move. How can you

1154
00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:07,360
Speaker 1: train for it? You kind of just stand there. But

1155
00:55:07,680 --> 00:55:10,080
Speaker 1: Dana White said he's involved with some guys in Russia,

1156
00:55:10,120 --> 00:55:13,120
Speaker 1: and he said the testing is through the roof on

1157
00:55:13,239 --> 00:55:16,560
Speaker 1: engagement and how into it people are. That's why, Uh,

1158
00:55:16,640 --> 00:55:19,600
Speaker 1: Dana White, I think bought it. Slap box, slap slap, slap,

1159
00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:22,279
Speaker 1: knockout or slap I've seen. I know you're talking about.

1160
00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:28,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, slapped it. All right, we're out here. Have a

1161
00:55:28,280 --> 00:55:33,680
Speaker 2: good weekend, guys. We'll see on Monday. We gotta do YouTube. Man.

1162
00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:38,959
Speaker 1: Well, it helps when people bring ideas to the table

1163
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:40,960
Speaker 1: instead of just coming to a company meeting and we're

1164
00:55:40,960 --> 00:55:44,640
Speaker 1: all just like, hey, guys, we need more sales. John,

1165
00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:46,880
Speaker 1: what do you think how are we gonna sell more cars?

1166
00:55:47,520 --> 00:55:47,719
Speaker 2: Uh?

1167
00:55:47,760 --> 00:55:51,239
Speaker 1: Maybe we have a sale a fan blower outside.

1168
00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:54,400
Speaker 2: Hey, my kids like those grinches that they they're all

1169
00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:59,600
Speaker 2: grinches that one little things. They're like, there's a floppy grinch.

1170
00:55:59,640 --> 00:56:03,239
Speaker 2: There's a grinch and it's not even grinch doesn't look

1171
00:56:03,239 --> 00:56:04,839
Speaker 2: anything like them. But did you see my nice post

1172
00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:08,560
Speaker 2: to the listeners, Yeah, sord Losers podcast because Facebook said

1173
00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:12,239
Speaker 2: celebrating members can keep them engaged say thanks in sred

1174
00:56:12,280 --> 00:56:14,960
Speaker 2: Losers podcasts. So I said, Facebook thinks it's very important

1175
00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:16,840
Speaker 2: for us to say thank you to all of you.

1176
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:18,439
Speaker 2: So thank you, sord Losers Nation.

1177
00:56:18,719 --> 00:56:20,759
Speaker 1: There you go, and we actually got likes, so that

1178
00:56:20,920 --> 00:56:21,719
Speaker 1: is more engagement.

1179
00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:22,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly