1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:02,800 Speaker 1: Burton, Ernie were never this aggressive. It's one more thing, 2 00:00:05,640 --> 00:00:12,680 Speaker 1: one more thing. And I think I've seen Edgar and 3 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:17,920 Speaker 1: Mosse Is it moss most I can't remember. It's this 4 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:20,919 Speaker 1: dude who goes around interviewing people with a puppet that's 5 00:00:21,079 --> 00:00:25,439 Speaker 1: pretty muppety looking. And I couldn't decide whether to bring 6 00:00:25,480 --> 00:00:27,920 Speaker 1: this to you because the visuals are fun. It's not 7 00:00:28,040 --> 00:00:31,640 Speaker 1: that dog with the cigar from Conan, No, but it's 8 00:00:32,080 --> 00:00:35,400 Speaker 1: it's a cousin the insult comic dog or whatever. Yeah, 9 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:36,720 Speaker 1: what what was the name of that dog? 10 00:00:36,760 --> 00:00:38,279 Speaker 2: Triumph Triumph? Triumph? 11 00:00:40,960 --> 00:00:45,040 Speaker 1: Triumph was so great? But anyway, this is a muppet 12 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:48,400 Speaker 1: looking puppet, and the visual of it is it will 13 00:00:48,560 --> 00:00:51,879 Speaker 1: like mug for the camera and react to what the 14 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:54,400 Speaker 1: person is saying in a way. This is pretty damned amusing, 15 00:00:54,400 --> 00:00:57,160 Speaker 1: So we're gonna miss that. But he was going around 16 00:00:57,200 --> 00:01:03,280 Speaker 1: to asking people in DC specific about crime and policies 17 00:01:03,440 --> 00:01:07,560 Speaker 1: about crime. And I've never been interviewed by a puppet, 18 00:01:07,560 --> 00:01:10,319 Speaker 1: but the people took it fairly seriously. Michael will start 19 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:13,679 Speaker 1: with ninety and just roll on from there. 20 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:16,800 Speaker 3: Is fighting crime right wing? No, then how come so 21 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:18,440 Speaker 3: many blue cities are full of crime? 22 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:20,480 Speaker 2: I don't think in terms of blue and red. 23 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:26,440 Speaker 3: I do think in terms of racial groups. Do you 24 00:01:26,480 --> 00:01:29,680 Speaker 3: feel safe in DC people who make that mistake of 25 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:32,759 Speaker 3: stealing and robbing and stuff. Should they be locked up longer? Oh? 26 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:33,199 Speaker 3: My god? 27 00:01:33,319 --> 00:01:33,520 Speaker 1: No. 28 00:01:34,560 --> 00:01:36,960 Speaker 3: DC is definitely not a very safe place if you 29 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:40,640 Speaker 3: use some common sense and avoid people who look obviously crazy. 30 00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:44,039 Speaker 3: Oh has DC always been a crime written hellhole? 31 00:01:44,840 --> 00:01:47,840 Speaker 2: Depends on how you're thinking of crime, not white collar. 32 00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:50,080 Speaker 3: Crime, the bullety crime, the thefty crime, the one that 33 00:01:50,120 --> 00:01:53,480 Speaker 3: gets politicians really mad. We have one for Hellhole. 34 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:55,480 Speaker 2: It's better than New Orleans. 35 00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:57,440 Speaker 3: This is correct. 36 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:04,680 Speaker 2: I am always amazed by people who would rather, for 37 00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:13,200 Speaker 2: ideologic ideology reasons, pretend that crime doesn't bother them or 38 00:02:13,240 --> 00:02:16,320 Speaker 2: a problem, rather than admit it. I've noticed a lot 39 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:19,200 Speaker 2: of those people are people that have never been victims 40 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:21,440 Speaker 2: of a crime. Oh yes, yes, yes. 41 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:25,880 Speaker 1: The old joke, which is worth knowing, is that the 42 00:02:25,919 --> 00:02:28,880 Speaker 1: definition of a conservative is a liberal who's been mugged. 43 00:02:29,639 --> 00:02:34,640 Speaker 1: I heard that as a kid. Reality coming home to 44 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:38,760 Speaker 1: you changes people's attitudes a lot. You know, it's interesting 45 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:41,639 Speaker 1: because both Jack and I and Katie, I'm guessing you, 46 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:44,639 Speaker 1: to at least some extent, we're all a little bit 47 00:02:44,680 --> 00:02:49,160 Speaker 1: introverted to a lot introverted, and none of us is 48 00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:57,040 Speaker 1: particularly a joiner, you know, or I would loaner overstates 49 00:02:57,080 --> 00:02:58,720 Speaker 1: it for me because I like hanging out with fellas 50 00:02:58,760 --> 00:03:01,600 Speaker 1: and playing golf and stuff on a miss anthrope, right, 51 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:09,679 Speaker 1: and so like social approval. My need for social approval 52 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:15,720 Speaker 1: is so different, I'm guessing than somebody who would leap 53 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:18,760 Speaker 1: to sign on to some of these dumb ass ideas 54 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:21,639 Speaker 1: totally because the rest of the college students and all, 55 00:03:21,680 --> 00:03:22,320 Speaker 1: what's that go. 56 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:24,440 Speaker 2: To a march? Ever, yeah, well exactly. 57 00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:29,080 Speaker 1: No. Desperate for approval from other people, they will latch 58 00:03:29,120 --> 00:03:32,840 Speaker 1: onto ideas in philosophies no matter how effing stupid and 59 00:03:32,919 --> 00:03:35,520 Speaker 1: unworkable they are, and in spite of all the evidence 60 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:38,640 Speaker 1: that they're effing stupid and unworkable. But you're right, yeah, 61 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:42,640 Speaker 1: that is striking. No, don't lock them up longer. They're 62 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:46,800 Speaker 1: the victims. Hold on, a wise puppet. 63 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:49,280 Speaker 3: Here's the mayor doing a good job keeping crime down. 64 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:53,080 Speaker 2: She could do a better job with the youth. 65 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:55,120 Speaker 3: That's where a lot of the crime is coming from. 66 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:57,880 Speaker 3: Young kids, no fathers, lots of guns. Do we just 67 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:00,760 Speaker 3: have to basically adopt these kids? With them in boarding 68 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:03,280 Speaker 3: school twenty four to seven, twelve months a year and 69 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:06,240 Speaker 3: just reparent them till you have a successful generation that's 70 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:07,800 Speaker 3: not gonna put a cap in your ass. 71 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:11,160 Speaker 2: I don't think that's the right approach. Why not? I 72 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:14,040 Speaker 2: wish she had a gun violence prevention department? 73 00:04:14,920 --> 00:04:15,880 Speaker 3: Aren't those the cops? 74 00:04:16,400 --> 00:04:17,160 Speaker 2: Do you own a gent? 75 00:04:17,240 --> 00:04:17,400 Speaker 1: Oh? 76 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:17,600 Speaker 2: No? 77 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:18,400 Speaker 3: Why not? 78 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:20,520 Speaker 1: Roll? 79 00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:24,800 Speaker 3: If a guy named George helps put criminals back on 80 00:04:24,839 --> 00:04:28,400 Speaker 3: the street to rape and murder again, should we A 81 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:34,000 Speaker 3: indict George, prosecute him, B pardon George or C give 82 00:04:34,080 --> 00:04:37,760 Speaker 3: George the Presidential Medal of Freedom. I'm not a lawyer. 83 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:40,000 Speaker 2: We should indict George. 84 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:43,280 Speaker 3: No, I'm sorry, but Joe Biden chose Joyce. C. Yeah, 85 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:46,479 Speaker 3: George Sorows, with his revolving door policies for the das 86 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:48,719 Speaker 3: that he puts in office, has put one criminal after 87 00:04:48,760 --> 00:04:50,000 Speaker 3: another back on the streets. 88 00:04:50,279 --> 00:04:51,760 Speaker 2: Debaly should not be talking to you. 89 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:55,320 Speaker 3: Shouldn't we just like change how we vote so they'd 90 00:04:55,320 --> 00:04:56,960 Speaker 3: not put back on the streets so readily. 91 00:04:58,480 --> 00:05:00,480 Speaker 2: I don't know how readily they're putting on the street. 92 00:05:01,640 --> 00:05:03,839 Speaker 3: Have I got a story for you, my dear, Well, 93 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:04,760 Speaker 3: I don't want to hear it. 94 00:05:04,839 --> 00:05:12,160 Speaker 1: That's wow geez, no comment required. I don't want to 95 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:12,560 Speaker 1: hear it. 96 00:05:14,960 --> 00:05:19,440 Speaker 2: I dare you enlighten yourself. That is a poster child 97 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:23,279 Speaker 2: right there, and they're talking to a dog puppet. No, 98 00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:23,960 Speaker 2: he's not a dog. 99 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:24,839 Speaker 1: He's just a puppet. 100 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:27,200 Speaker 2: Big fan of a puppet that says, pop a cap 101 00:05:27,240 --> 00:05:28,839 Speaker 2: in your wrass? What he say? 102 00:05:28,920 --> 00:05:30,640 Speaker 1: He's a muppet looking puppet. 103 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:37,960 Speaker 2: Okay, just not a particular animal, just a puppet. He's humanoid. 104 00:05:38,480 --> 00:05:42,440 Speaker 2: Oh okay, so practically like a mannequin. 105 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:47,960 Speaker 1: Except that he looks like Ernie from Sesame Street. He 106 00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:50,920 Speaker 1: sounds fun. He does sound fun. 107 00:05:51,360 --> 00:05:53,440 Speaker 2: Final clip What. 108 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:58,800 Speaker 3: Best describes Democratic crime policy. He hugs for thugs, be 109 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:02,680 Speaker 3: no crime left behind or see in and out murder. 110 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:06,160 Speaker 3: Biden commuted the death sentence of a child rapist and murderer. 111 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:09,520 Speaker 3: Seventy five percent of the Democratic House voted not to 112 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:13,200 Speaker 3: deport migrants for sex offenses. New York City cops let 113 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:15,400 Speaker 3: a woman burn to death in the subway. Ellie's on 114 00:06:15,440 --> 00:06:19,200 Speaker 3: fire due to mismanagement. Safer Republicans or Democrats? 115 00:06:20,279 --> 00:06:20,440 Speaker 1: Oh? 116 00:06:20,520 --> 00:06:21,800 Speaker 2: I think Democrats are safer. 117 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:29,200 Speaker 1: The laugh of the maniac there. 118 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:34,000 Speaker 2: Do you think he gets better answers out of people 119 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:36,320 Speaker 2: by being a puppet than he would if he maybe 120 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:38,080 Speaker 2: gets them to stop and they otherwise wouldn't. 121 00:06:38,680 --> 00:06:43,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, and they don't see they don't get their defenses up. 122 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:47,040 Speaker 2: Ah, that's interesting until he hits them with the actual questions. 123 00:06:47,279 --> 00:06:48,320 Speaker 1: I don't want to hear it. 124 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:51,599 Speaker 2: I'd be more likely to stop and talk to a 125 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:55,320 Speaker 2: puppet than like a guy with a microphone. I don't 126 00:06:55,360 --> 00:06:55,839 Speaker 2: know why. 127 00:06:57,760 --> 00:07:01,200 Speaker 1: I would too, that's weird icturing it. A guy out 128 00:07:01,200 --> 00:07:03,000 Speaker 1: with a microphone says, excuse me, could I ask you 129 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:06,640 Speaker 1: a up of questions? Actually I might. I might go ahead. 130 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:10,280 Speaker 1: But the guy if a puppet. 131 00:07:10,360 --> 00:07:11,400 Speaker 2: He's attached to a guy. 132 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:14,720 Speaker 1: Obviously, I don't know how you if you understand how puppets. 133 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:17,560 Speaker 2: Were what ye right? 134 00:07:17,640 --> 00:07:21,600 Speaker 1: Up his heiny, I might be so amused. Yeah, I'd 135 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:23,360 Speaker 1: be more likely. I'd think, what the hell? This will 136 00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:24,480 Speaker 1: be nutty at the very least. 137 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:27,160 Speaker 2: Yeah, I would say to the puppet, why are you 138 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:28,280 Speaker 2: suitcasing a dude? 139 00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:33,840 Speaker 1: Well, a small part of a dude. I can see 140 00:07:33,880 --> 00:07:38,080 Speaker 1: the dude. So you've undergone the pain and the anguish 141 00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:38,559 Speaker 1: for nothing. 142 00:07:40,040 --> 00:07:41,920 Speaker 2: You don't know what's pain and anguish. 143 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:48,840 Speaker 1: That's a good point, it's their own Huh. 144 00:07:49,320 --> 00:07:51,040 Speaker 2: How would you like our boss, he's a puppet. 145 00:07:51,040 --> 00:07:53,160 Speaker 1: Every time we went into his meetings and just had 146 00:07:53,160 --> 00:07:53,960 Speaker 1: to talk to the puppet. 147 00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:57,400 Speaker 2: That's more entertaining. Yeah, exactly. We've had a couple of bosses. 148 00:07:57,440 --> 00:08:02,440 Speaker 1: I had begged for that anything, but what it was, well, 149 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:03,720 Speaker 1: I guess that's it.