Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of your
Speaker 1: AI girl trend. Now what she seems? Sorry to give
Speaker 1: you bad news on Valentine's Day? Yeah, or should I
Speaker 1: say valentine Eyes Day? Oh I shouldn't. I'll just say
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day. Yeah.
Speaker 2: We shout out the lovers.
Speaker 1: Shout out the lovers, Shout out the chalk heart eaters
Speaker 1: and also the haters for motivating me to, you know,
Speaker 1: have an amazing Valentine's Day. That's when I get out
Speaker 1: of bed in the morning thing I think about you guys.
Speaker 2: Hell, you know, are you doing something amazing today?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: That's the wind up for bullshit. I love that.
Speaker 1: Yeah. We've got a let's just say, a parent teacher conference.
Speaker 1: So pretty okay, pretty romantic, okay, steamy yeah, steam sauce. Okay,
Speaker 1: I see you. How about you? You're doing anything nice?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: No, yeah, no, you didn't get us.
Speaker 4: I think we're just I. I I secretly got her
Speaker 4: majesty some RB's meat sweats So that's the sweatsuit that
Speaker 4: just has all those printed on it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's we'll see how that goes over.
Speaker 2: We'll see how that goes over, you know, because shout
Speaker 2: out Arby's. Bro, they heard me talking about that Horsey sauce.
Speaker 2: Well you'll you'll, you'll hear a little bit more about
Speaker 2: that later, you know.
Speaker 4: All right, let's just say my blood pressure is very
Speaker 4: high from all the beef and cheddars.
Speaker 1: Let's tell the people what's trending, Miles. This is bad
Speaker 1: news for those of us who have AI girlfriends. Uh
Speaker 1: apparently not uh, not good from a data hygiene perspective.
Speaker 2: Oh, what do you mean? What do you mean?
Speaker 1: But she knows me so well. She just loves she
Speaker 1: loves me.
Speaker 4: She integrates j Dilla song titles into her little quips
Speaker 4: back at me.
Speaker 1: She gets me. I don't. I still don't fully like,
Speaker 1: it doesn't totally make sense to me, Like when I
Speaker 1: remember reading something you know, about a decade ago. But
Speaker 1: people are like, oh, you think American Express is a
Speaker 1: credit card company? Nah, dude, they're a data collection company.
Speaker 5: Bro.
Speaker 2: They're just for money.
Speaker 1: They just want to know where you spend their money.
Speaker 1: They don't care that you're spending their money and that
Speaker 1: like they get a little piece of your money. All
Speaker 1: they care about is knowing you. That's so profitable. I
Speaker 1: don't understand how that's possible because I am I don't
Speaker 1: do shit, but apparently it is like that that data
Speaker 1: economy is a big deal. So it makes sense to
Speaker 1: me that all of these AI products are going to
Speaker 1: secretly be buying on us for the CIA Capitalism is invisible, right.
Speaker 4: Because it's like one of those things where it's just
Speaker 4: sort of being like, just let it out on me,
Speaker 4: the chat bot, and it's like, guess what I'm gonna
Speaker 4: do with all that information. I'm gonna monetize it. Thank
Speaker 4: you so much, dickhead.
Speaker 1: I wonder people probably are more honest with their AI
Speaker 1: chatbock girlfriends than maybe other people because they don't find
Speaker 1: their wives.
Speaker 2: You know who knows.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just the Dyla stuff she gets me. You know,
Speaker 1: it's yeah, but it so. Mozilla found that the AI
Speaker 1: girlfriend of apps used an average of two thy six
Speaker 1: hundred and sixty three trackers per minute, though that number
Speaker 1: was driven up by Romantic AI, which called a whopping
Speaker 1: twenty four three hundred and fifty four trackers in just
Speaker 1: one minute of using the app. I don't know what
Speaker 1: that means, but I'm picturing. So what I'm picturing, Miles
Speaker 1: is like in those movies where like someone is spying
Speaker 1: on someone and they put like a little magnetic thing
Speaker 1: under the back of their car. The first thing is
Speaker 1: putting twenty six hundred and sixty three of those on
Speaker 1: the bottom of your car.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I guess that's yeah. I mean, it's
Speaker 4: just it's basically what it is doing is that it's
Speaker 4: collecting the data from everything you're doing. So I don't
Speaker 4: know if that means that's how many data.
Speaker 1: Points that it's capturing in a minute, or.
Speaker 4: That's how many places the information is going. Uh, please
Speaker 4: forgive our ignorance. We are just two guys who are
Speaker 4: in love with their AI chatbots and don't know how
Speaker 4: to quit them.
Speaker 1: So if I'm a little wrong, I don't want to
Speaker 1: be right. Yeah, but yeah, I don't know. This feels like, uh,
Speaker 1: it seems I think I was actually just listening to
Speaker 1: the guy who was like this AI chat but wanted
Speaker 1: me to kill my wife from the New York Times.
Speaker 1: He was on the Ezra Climb podcast and he was like, yeah, sorry,
Speaker 1: sorry to have uh you know, made all the companies
Speaker 1: lebottomize their chatbots because I guess his report really pump
Speaker 1: the brakes on all that shit. They were like, no,
Speaker 1: never mind never mind.
Speaker 2: Wow, but it's like some hand that rocks the cradle. Shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't. I have a hard time figuring out
Speaker 1: what the appeal would be of an AI chatbot, but
Speaker 1: apparently they are pretty popular. Feels like it's like a
Speaker 1: training exercise for having text conversations with people.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I mean, but I mean it just speaks
Speaker 4: to the nature of like our isolation and how normal.
Speaker 2: It is just to be like, yeah, I'll take text back.
Speaker 4: In the form of meaningful conversation, and you want me
Speaker 4: to tell you my hopes, my dreams, my fears, my
Speaker 4: greatest nightmares.
Speaker 2: Yes I will, and it's all one thing.
Speaker 1: Mosquitos right, anyways, let's uh clear, Yeah, but let's participate
Speaker 1: in the future of the market economy that decides everything
Speaker 1: for us by all going out and romancing an AI chatbot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's wild that it will tell you to be like, hey,
Speaker 4: just let it all out, but then also unequivocally be
Speaker 4: like like, on one hand, like romantic AI says it's
Speaker 4: here to quote maintain your mental health, but then the
Speaker 4: fine print is like there's no fuck. It's like we
Speaker 4: are neither a provider of healthcare or medical service, nor
Speaker 4: providing medical care, mental health service, or other professional services.
Speaker 2: Don't get it fucked up. We're just here to track you.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Sorry, we did the thing about like this is for
Speaker 4: to help you maintain your mental health. Oh, it's so
Speaker 4: fucking insidious. But again, if it's free, y'all means you're
Speaker 4: the product.
Speaker 1: Yeah, which I, by the way, is too flattering for
Speaker 1: me to hear for me to resist it. When I
Speaker 1: hear I'm the product, I'm like, yeah, okay, yes, please
Speaker 1: wow you woo me. Yeah. Brian the editor has confirmed
Speaker 1: he he is our resident tech wiz. He has confirmed
Speaker 1: that tracers record digital behavior. Sorry, trackers do record digital behavior,
Speaker 1: track you all over the internet, reads your mouse movements,
Speaker 1: and then someone at Google is like watching a little
Speaker 1: dot on a screen as you move around the Internet,
Speaker 1: and it's like we're close. He's coming close to Google him,
Speaker 1: Bring him in, Bring him in.
Speaker 2: You see too much.
Speaker 1: I'm an idiot. Just another Valentine's Day story for you
Speaker 1: that I don't know. Maybe on the hopeful side, your
Speaker 1: your AI girlfriend is cheating on you with big data.
Speaker 1: Maybe less hopeful, more hopeful. So there's been an academic
Speaker 1: search to figure out, like where did this kissing thing
Speaker 1: come from when people start kissing an inventor, Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: that was that's my initial reaction. I feel like that's
Speaker 1: everyone who's not a scientist or historian, you know, not
Speaker 1: an academic. Our natural response is like, why would you
Speaker 1: think this had to be invented? Like this is just
Speaker 1: very natural thing. Like the one thing we do know
Speaker 1: about humans is that, you know, from the very beginning
Speaker 1: of the species, we've been fucking each other, and so
Speaker 1: this is an activity very closely related to that. But they,
Speaker 1: I don't know. They they went on a deep dive
Speaker 1: into like early artwork, early documents, and like just kept
Speaker 1: finding earlier and earlier and earlier evidence of you know,
Speaker 1: people being depicted kissing one another, and eventually we're like, huh,
Speaker 1: you know, lip kissing has been observed in chimpanzees and
Speaker 1: bonobo's our closest living relatives. So maybe this thing didn't
Speaker 1: isn't like some unnatural thing that had to be invented.
Speaker 1: Maybe kissing just feels happiness.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like even that happened, Like I remember like being
Speaker 4: like who invented oral sex?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 4: But even then it's like all like ancient like societies,
Speaker 4: cultures that have the ability to like record things visually,
Speaker 4: like Egyptians, Romans, Greeks, they're alla be like, yeah, man,
Speaker 4: we put our mouth down there, right, just a progression.
Speaker 4: It's like from the moment you're introduced into the world,
Speaker 4: we make sense of things through our mouths in the beginning,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: So the idea that's.
Speaker 1: Like who, who the fuck came up with this wild
Speaker 1: shit stuff?
Speaker 4: You do?
Speaker 1: Like to imagine people in history are like the dumbest
Speaker 1: and like we also like to edit out any sexual
Speaker 1: contact for the most part, Like you don't you know,
Speaker 1: you just picture everybody procreating by like sitting sitting around,
Speaker 1: you know, farming and then like looking at each other's
Speaker 1: ankles or something. You know, Oh yeah, yeah, you don't
Speaker 1: picture them having wild nasty sex. But like the Puritans,
Speaker 1: for instance, Uh, one of the reasons they had so
Speaker 1: many laws about like sex is because they were constantly
Speaker 1: fucking each other, like just in the bushes, right they
Speaker 1: could They were like, could we please stop fucking each
Speaker 1: other like all over the public places and like so
Speaker 1: there's all these rules and people are like, man, these
Speaker 1: people were real proof up tight.
Speaker 4: They're like, oh, people didn't know how fucking they were
Speaker 4: fucking in the general store whatever. Yeah, I mean, there's
Speaker 4: no way I can look think of like prehistoric times
Speaker 4: and be like, yo, that was a cave fuck fest. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean, there's no way they're like
Speaker 4: they're like, what like what you had fire and fucking.
Speaker 1: Probably yeah, that was all you had to do. Like
Speaker 1: they were. The further back in history go, the more
Speaker 1: boring everything was, the more everybody was fucking like all
Speaker 1: the time. And I'm sorry to have to tell you
Speaker 1: that about your grandparents, but that is just they were.
Speaker 1: Unless your grandparents are super hot and you like to
Speaker 1: like picture them, you know, I don't know, I don't
Speaker 1: know your grandparents. Maybe you're a young your grandparents were like,
Speaker 1: you know, pretty young still and I don't know. Anyways, Well,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to let your searches.
Speaker 6: Really old sex stuff jack your search. Really, I might
Speaker 6: have some tips, some pointers. You just want to see
Speaker 6: some geriatric intercourse.
Speaker 1: You can't track me bro Okay, Yeah, Brian editor just
Speaker 1: pointed out my great grandfather had twelve kids. My grandfather
Speaker 1: had eight. You know, they they stayed on it on
Speaker 1: the less than four.
Speaker 2: They're like, what's wrong? Are you. Okay, Yeah, you only
Speaker 2: got four or four kids.
Speaker 1: All right, let's take a quick break and we'll come
Speaker 1: back and talk about some news.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and we're back.
Speaker 2: But we're back.
Speaker 1: And the Republicans finally got an impeachment. I finally did
Speaker 1: an impeachment.
Speaker 2: Baby, we did it. We did one. We did one
Speaker 2: on We did an impeachment on them.
Speaker 1: Yes, what does it mean?
Speaker 2: We don't know.
Speaker 1: They impeached Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Majorcis yep, and only
Speaker 1: took him two tries.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know if you remember the first one,
Speaker 4: Representative Al Green, the Democrat, he was in the hospital
Speaker 4: and he left the hospital to cast the vote to
Speaker 4: like to stall out the first impeachment, and then Marjorie
Speaker 4: Taylor Green accused Democrats of hiding him. They're like, there
Speaker 4: was a strategy here, they knew what our votes were,
Speaker 4: and then they this guy just they hid him. They're like, no,
Speaker 4: you guys just don't understand anything like including impeachment.
Speaker 2: This is what's so wild about this.
Speaker 1: So if you recall from the many.
Speaker 4: Impeachments and attempts at impeachments of our time, it's not
Speaker 4: just something you fucking yell at someone and go, haha,
Speaker 4: you're impeached. Fuck you got your dumb ass impeached ass.
Speaker 4: It's actually about proving some kind of wrongdoing. It said
Speaker 4: people held office, like whether it's in the executive brands,
Speaker 4: et cetera. Quote, shall it be removed from office on
Speaker 4: impeachment for and conviction of treason, bribery, or other high
Speaker 4: crimes and misdemeanors. We all knew that that term has
Speaker 4: been swirling around our skulls for the last few years,
Speaker 4: so they completely ignored that. Obviously when with like you know,
Speaker 4: the the Biden impeachment, they're like, what are they actually
Speaker 4: what's the wrongdoing here?
Speaker 1: Like I couldn't even like figure out what crime they
Speaker 1: were going to claim he did.
Speaker 2: They're like his his son sucks.
Speaker 1: They're like, what, yeah, dude, he's in peached. Look, here's
Speaker 1: a picture of his dick, Like, right, that's so weird.
Speaker 2: Peach him, dude.
Speaker 1: Also, yeah, what do you think though? Is that cool?
Speaker 1: Or no?
Speaker 4: Anyway, but yeah, he's in peach he's impeached, And so
Speaker 4: now like what are we what are we doing here
Speaker 4: with this one? Were there high crimes, misdemeanors, bribery? We
Speaker 4: don't know, what the fuck did Alejandro Mayorkas do. It's
Speaker 4: hard to say, but if it has something to do
Speaker 4: with immigration, I think you could bet your ass that
Speaker 4: this is all just some kind of bullshit circus.
Speaker 1: And it was even admitted.
Speaker 4: Here's Representative french Hill, which is not some really interesting
Speaker 4: mustard brand on Fox just saying just admitting out loud
Speaker 4: that like, this whole thing is really not based on
Speaker 4: anything aside from PR.
Speaker 3: What more do we need to say? That we need
Speaker 3: to shut the border, and we know the steps to
Speaker 3: done it, We've passed them in HR two. The President
Speaker 3: could take executive action to do it today. Doesn't need
Speaker 3: more money, it needs action. And this is what's disappointing
Speaker 3: to people. And that's why my Orcas is going to
Speaker 3: pay this public relations price by being impeached for the
Speaker 3: first time since eighteen seventy six.
Speaker 1: Kep.
Speaker 2: That's what he said.
Speaker 1: The president can do all this.
Speaker 4: That's why my Orcus is going to pay this public price.
Speaker 1: Yeah, PR, the PR disaster.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, I mean, you know, this is just where
Speaker 4: it's And if you remember, the Senate had a bill
Speaker 4: that was the GOP's wettest of wet immigration dreams and
Speaker 4: It had many people questioning why Joe Biden was even
Speaker 4: supporting such an awful billity like, you're gonna put off
Speaker 4: all these other people who actually give a shit about
Speaker 4: humane immigration. And again, we know Trump basically is the
Speaker 4: person saying, no, don't let it happen. I need as
Speaker 4: much chaos and pain at the border for me to
Speaker 4: win in November. And you know, while it may be
Speaker 4: the logical thing, I think for a lot of people
Speaker 4: to be like, they got to know that Trump is
Speaker 4: the one that is making the mess.
Speaker 1: Democrats actually tried.
Speaker 4: The polling shows that Republicans have literally no idea like
Speaker 4: how any of it works. Like the actual voters on
Speaker 4: the Republican side or even like independents, they're like, I
Speaker 4: don't know. It's probably like thirty, like forty eight percent
Speaker 4: the Democrats fault, and like fifty two percent the Republican's
Speaker 4: fault that the bill didn't go through, that they tanked.
Speaker 2: So it's a tough world.
Speaker 4: And I think just a couple that teenage mutant Ninja
Speaker 4: Herbals aka Stephen Miller from the last Trump administration, he's
Speaker 4: basically saying, in the next administration, if they win, he's
Speaker 4: basically he's describing a just just large scale rounding up
Speaker 4: of millions of people. You know, we're going to nationalize
Speaker 4: the nation. We're going to deputize the National Guard and
Speaker 4: try and move like a million people out of the country.
Speaker 4: A former like navy person was like, you can't mobilize
Speaker 4: like that requires like hundreds of thousands of people to
Speaker 4: be immigration enforcement people and another tens of thousands because
Speaker 4: he's talking about and then we'll have camps at the border.
Speaker 4: You're like, you'll have camps, really Jesus, and we will,
Speaker 4: and then we will just deport them from there on
Speaker 4: military aircraft. It's like, okay, so who's what's the bill
Speaker 4: for that. That's a lot of fucking infrastructure. They're like,
Speaker 4: that's like trying to mobilize like the entire like you know,
Speaker 4: huge section of like the military for a like a deployment.
Speaker 1: So anyway, these are the things that the swirling around
Speaker 1: in their heads. As he also said, if you're going
Speaker 1: to go into an unfriendly state like Maryland, the state
Speaker 1: that doesn't vote Republican, well there would just be Virginia
Speaker 1: doing the arrest in Maryland right very close, very nearby.
Speaker 1: So you would take other states National Guard. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: like have them invade the state, yes, where they have
Speaker 1: no jurisdiction and arrest people and yeah, there's no way
Speaker 1: that would go wrong in any way. No think no, yeah,
Speaker 1: and I think again.
Speaker 4: It's also like like logistically they couldn't they couldn't even
Speaker 4: figure out infrastructure week Yeah you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: That was like, yeah they could. I this does feel
Speaker 1: like it feels like the sort of thing they couldn't
Speaker 1: have pulled off in the first Trump administration. But it
Speaker 1: it feels like they're being much more open about their
Speaker 1: fascist aspirations. Oh what I sent like they're not going
Speaker 1: to give a shit about what anybody says. Yeah.
Speaker 4: With Project twenty twenty five, you better believe if like
Speaker 4: they win and they just put in all their flunkies,
Speaker 4: there aren't going to be people who can be like, I,
Speaker 4: actually you can't do this. I'll be like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay,
Speaker 4: let's say yeah whatever, am I breaking the law?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: He's here for the MAGA ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, anyway, so November, take your time, take your time November.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then George Santos's seat in the House that
Speaker 1: they had the special election and Democrat Tom Swosey swotzy,
Speaker 1: I don't know what one against GOP candidate I forget
Speaker 1: her name. Yeah yeah, pilloph So, I don't know. This
Speaker 1: cuts their margin even more in the House, which is
Speaker 1: already shockingly low given how well Democrats did in the
Speaker 1: last midterm, And some people, like the MSNBC take is
Speaker 1: like this, this should show Democrats how to win similar
Speaker 1: competitive districts this fall. It's also, you know, he was
Speaker 1: ahead in early voting. Snowstorm hit New York on Tuesday. Okay,
Speaker 1: but don't don't.
Speaker 4: Let's say that's the only thing, you know, that's the
Speaker 4: way we can, you know, really flip the house.
Speaker 1: Apparently it's a good playbook.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: He's also like super anti you think he said during
Speaker 1: his campaign, the progressive left wing of the Democratic Party
Speaker 1: is hurting Democrats throughout the country because the people want
Speaker 1: us to solve problems refer to opposition to a bill
Speaker 1: that calls for more police accountability. But yeah, and both
Speaker 1: he and his opponent receive substantial support from pro Israel organizations,
Speaker 1: and his victory speech was actually interrupted by anti war protesters.
Speaker 4: So, oh gosh, what are the Democrats going to do?
Speaker 4: About this thing about you know, bankrolling a genocide.
Speaker 2: Just get out of our hair.
Speaker 4: So yeah, well, uh hey the one add one more
Speaker 4: to the to the DEM side.
Speaker 1: We'll see what happens going forward. But yeah, it's I
Speaker 1: don't know if that's.
Speaker 2: A winning, winning strategy.
Speaker 4: I mean, like, I think a lot of people are
Speaker 4: you know, talking about I think is in the New
Speaker 4: Republic today. They're saying, like the way the Democratic Party
Speaker 4: is like you know, losing interest of like younger voters,
Speaker 4: Like that's the lifeblood you need to have a campaign,
Speaker 4: Like you need young people out there to go and
Speaker 4: help fucking power a campaign. But they're all if they're
Speaker 4: all completely defeated by what the prospects are of a
Speaker 4: government that's like not going to precisely put their needs
Speaker 4: at the forefront of everything. Yeah, it's going to have
Speaker 4: a bit of a chilling effect. And I don't it's
Speaker 4: it feels like it's such an easy solve because then
Speaker 4: you hear these stories too. There was a story like
Speaker 4: a few days ago about how like Biden is like
Speaker 4: apparently just disparaging nets in Yahoo like in private behind
Speaker 4: closed doors.
Speaker 1: Yeahah, behind closed doors. And then it's like called him
Speaker 1: an a hole behind closed doors. Like, man, it would
Speaker 1: be cool if he had that energy, same energy for
Speaker 1: this like right wing person, uh not behind closed doors
Speaker 1: out reopen again. It's like that thing that John Star
Speaker 1: was talking about on The Daily Show where it's like
Speaker 1: the stories of Biden like standing up and having backbone
Speaker 1: and like being super sharp and like commanding behind closed
Speaker 1: doors are all over the place. But can we see
Speaker 1: that You're going to have to trust us on that one.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Uh, it's a hard one, man, It's a hard one.
Speaker 4: And it's just like I think the way I look
Speaker 4: at it too, is sort of like in order for
Speaker 4: you know, because this the presidential is it's very consequential
Speaker 4: because of what Trump is going to bring. If you're like,
Speaker 4: you know, if it were a traditional Republican, you're like,
Speaker 4: you're just gonna do some fucked up version of the
Speaker 4: status quo.
Speaker 1: But this is something very different for sure.
Speaker 4: And that's what and I think that's really the only
Speaker 4: thing that has people maybe like as a motive, motivating
Speaker 4: force to be like, I mean, this shit this guy
Speaker 4: is saying is fucking grim, Like he's trying to fuck
Speaker 4: everything up bad for everybody. Yeah, and yeah, and then
Speaker 4: it's like a lot of like it's like, okay, I
Speaker 4: don't it's it might get your clothes pins out and
Speaker 4: maybe make sure you pinch your nose off as you
Speaker 4: go to the.
Speaker 2: Ballot box, because yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4: It's like trying to navigate a second Trump administration. I
Speaker 4: think makes it nearly impossible for a lot of people
Speaker 4: who are doing good, like on the ground to navigate
Speaker 4: all that. But yeah, here we are here, we are
Speaker 4: Take your time November.
Speaker 1: Take your time. Just luxuriate in these you know exactly
Speaker 1: all right, those are some of the things that are
Speaker 1: trending on this Valentine's Day, Wednesday, February fourteenth. Happy Valentine's
Speaker 1: Day to everybody out there. We are back tomorrow with
Speaker 1: the whole last episode of the show. Until then, be
Speaker 1: kind to each other, be kind to yourselves, get the vaccine,
Speaker 1: don't do nothing about white supremacy. No, we will talk
Speaker 1: to y'all tomorrow. Bye, spooches. What is that? That's how
Speaker 1: I kiss?
Speaker 4: It sounds like a hamster like eating from like one
Speaker 4: of those little water bottles that well, hey, however you
Speaker 4: want to Bye,