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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of your

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Speaker 1: AI girl trend. Now what she seems? Sorry to give

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Speaker 1: you bad news on Valentine's Day? Yeah, or should I

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Speaker 1: say valentine Eyes Day? Oh I shouldn't. I'll just say

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Speaker 1: Valentine's Day. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: We shout out the lovers.

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Speaker 1: Shout out the lovers, Shout out the chalk heart eaters

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Speaker 1: and also the haters for motivating me to, you know,

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Speaker 1: have an amazing Valentine's Day. That's when I get out

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Speaker 1: of bed in the morning thing I think about you guys.

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Speaker 2: Hell, you know, are you doing something amazing today?

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Speaker 3: Uh?

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Speaker 2: That's the wind up for bullshit. I love that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. We've got a let's just say, a parent teacher conference.

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Speaker 1: So pretty okay, pretty romantic, okay, steamy yeah, steam sauce. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I see you. How about you? You're doing anything nice?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: No, yeah, no, you didn't get us.

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Speaker 4: I think we're just I. I I secretly got her

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Speaker 4: majesty some RB's meat sweats So that's the sweatsuit that

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Speaker 4: just has all those printed on it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's we'll see how that goes over.

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Speaker 2: We'll see how that goes over, you know, because shout

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Speaker 2: out Arby's. Bro, they heard me talking about that Horsey sauce.

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Speaker 2: Well you'll you'll, you'll hear a little bit more about

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Speaker 2: that later, you know.

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Speaker 4: All right, let's just say my blood pressure is very

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Speaker 4: high from all the beef and cheddars.

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Speaker 1: Let's tell the people what's trending, Miles. This is bad

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Speaker 1: news for those of us who have AI girlfriends. Uh

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Speaker 1: apparently not uh, not good from a data hygiene perspective.

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Speaker 2: Oh, what do you mean? What do you mean?

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Speaker 1: But she knows me so well. She just loves she

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Speaker 1: loves me.

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Speaker 4: She integrates j Dilla song titles into her little quips

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Speaker 4: back at me.

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Speaker 1: She gets me. I don't. I still don't fully like,

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Speaker 1: it doesn't totally make sense to me, Like when I

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Speaker 1: remember reading something you know, about a decade ago. But

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Speaker 1: people are like, oh, you think American Express is a

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Speaker 1: credit card company? Nah, dude, they're a data collection company.

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Speaker 5: Bro.

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Speaker 2: They're just for money.

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Speaker 1: They just want to know where you spend their money.

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Speaker 1: They don't care that you're spending their money and that

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Speaker 1: like they get a little piece of your money. All

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Speaker 1: they care about is knowing you. That's so profitable. I

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Speaker 1: don't understand how that's possible because I am I don't

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Speaker 1: do shit, but apparently it is like that that data

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Speaker 1: economy is a big deal. So it makes sense to

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Speaker 1: me that all of these AI products are going to

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Speaker 1: secretly be buying on us for the CIA Capitalism is invisible, right.

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Speaker 4: Because it's like one of those things where it's just

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Speaker 4: sort of being like, just let it out on me,

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Speaker 4: the chat bot, and it's like, guess what I'm gonna

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Speaker 4: do with all that information. I'm gonna monetize it. Thank

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Speaker 4: you so much, dickhead.

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Speaker 1: I wonder people probably are more honest with their AI

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Speaker 1: chatbock girlfriends than maybe other people because they don't find

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Speaker 1: their wives.

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Speaker 2: You know who knows.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, just the Dyla stuff she gets me. You know,

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Speaker 1: it's yeah, but it so. Mozilla found that the AI

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Speaker 1: girlfriend of apps used an average of two thy six

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Speaker 1: hundred and sixty three trackers per minute, though that number

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Speaker 1: was driven up by Romantic AI, which called a whopping

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Speaker 1: twenty four three hundred and fifty four trackers in just

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Speaker 1: one minute of using the app. I don't know what

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Speaker 1: that means, but I'm picturing. So what I'm picturing, Miles

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Speaker 1: is like in those movies where like someone is spying

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Speaker 1: putting twenty six hundred and sixty three of those on

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Speaker 1: the bottom of your car.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I guess that's yeah. I mean, it's

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Speaker 4: just it's basically what it is doing is that it's

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Speaker 4: collecting the data from everything you're doing. So I don't

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Speaker 4: know if that means that's how many data.

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Speaker 1: Points that it's capturing in a minute, or.

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Speaker 4: That's how many places the information is going. Uh, please

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Speaker 4: forgive our ignorance. We are just two guys who are

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Speaker 4: in love with their AI chatbots and don't know how

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Speaker 4: to quit them.

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Speaker 1: So if I'm a little wrong, I don't want to

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Speaker 1: be right. Yeah, but yeah, I don't know. This feels like, uh,

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Speaker 1: it seems I think I was actually just listening to

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Speaker 1: the guy who was like this AI chat but wanted

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Speaker 1: me to kill my wife from the New York Times.

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Speaker 1: He was on the Ezra Climb podcast and he was like, yeah, sorry,

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Speaker 1: sorry to have uh you know, made all the companies

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Speaker 1: lebottomize their chatbots because I guess his report really pump

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Speaker 1: the brakes on all that shit. They were like, no,

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Speaker 1: never mind never mind.

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Speaker 2: Wow, but it's like some hand that rocks the cradle. Shit.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't. I have a hard time figuring out

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Speaker 1: what the appeal would be of an AI chatbot, but

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Speaker 1: apparently they are pretty popular. Feels like it's like a

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Speaker 1: training exercise for having text conversations with people.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I mean, but I mean it just speaks

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Speaker 4: to the nature of like our isolation and how normal.

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Speaker 2: It is just to be like, yeah, I'll take text back.

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Speaker 4: In the form of meaningful conversation, and you want me

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Speaker 4: to tell you my hopes, my dreams, my fears, my

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Speaker 4: greatest nightmares.

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Speaker 2: Yes I will, and it's all one thing.

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Speaker 1: Mosquitos right, anyways, let's uh clear, Yeah, but let's participate

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Speaker 1: in the future of the market economy that decides everything

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Speaker 1: for us by all going out and romancing an AI chatbot.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's wild that it will tell you to be like, hey,

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Speaker 4: just let it all out, but then also unequivocally be

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Speaker 4: like like, on one hand, like romantic AI says it's

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Speaker 4: here to quote maintain your mental health, but then the

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Speaker 4: fine print is like there's no fuck. It's like we

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Speaker 4: are neither a provider of healthcare or medical service, nor

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Speaker 4: providing medical care, mental health service, or other professional services.

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Speaker 2: Don't get it fucked up. We're just here to track you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, we did the thing about like this is for

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Speaker 4: to help you maintain your mental health. Oh, it's so

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Speaker 4: fucking insidious. But again, if it's free, y'all means you're

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Speaker 4: the product.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, which I, by the way, is too flattering for

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Speaker 1: me to hear for me to resist it. When I

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Speaker 1: hear I'm the product, I'm like, yeah, okay, yes, please

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Speaker 1: wow you woo me. Yeah. Brian the editor has confirmed

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Speaker 1: he he is our resident tech wiz. He has confirmed

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Speaker 1: that tracers record digital behavior. Sorry, trackers do record digital behavior,

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Speaker 1: track you all over the internet, reads your mouse movements,

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Speaker 1: and then someone at Google is like watching a little

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Speaker 1: and it's like we're close. He's coming close to Google him,

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Speaker 1: Bring him in, Bring him in.

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Speaker 2: You see too much.

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Speaker 1: I'm an idiot. Just another Valentine's Day story for you

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Speaker 1: that I don't know. Maybe on the hopeful side, your

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Speaker 1: your AI girlfriend is cheating on you with big data.

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Speaker 1: Maybe less hopeful, more hopeful. So there's been an academic

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Speaker 1: search to figure out, like where did this kissing thing

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Speaker 1: come from when people start kissing an inventor, Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: that was that's my initial reaction. I feel like that's

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Speaker 1: everyone who's not a scientist or historian, you know, not

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Speaker 1: an academic. Our natural response is like, why would you

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Speaker 1: think this had to be invented? Like this is just

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Speaker 1: very natural thing. Like the one thing we do know

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Speaker 1: of the species, we've been fucking each other, and so

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Speaker 1: this is an activity very closely related to that. But they,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. They they went on a deep dive

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Speaker 1: into like early artwork, early documents, and like just kept

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Speaker 1: finding earlier and earlier and earlier evidence of you know,

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Speaker 1: people being depicted kissing one another, and eventually we're like, huh,

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Speaker 1: you know, lip kissing has been observed in chimpanzees and

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Speaker 1: bonobo's our closest living relatives. So maybe this thing didn't

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Speaker 1: isn't like some unnatural thing that had to be invented.

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Speaker 1: Maybe kissing just feels happiness.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, like even that happened, Like I remember like being

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Speaker 4: like who invented oral sex?

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 4: But even then it's like all like ancient like societies,

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Speaker 4: cultures that have the ability to like record things visually,

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Speaker 4: like Egyptians, Romans, Greeks, they're alla be like, yeah, man,

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Speaker 4: we put our mouth down there, right, just a progression.

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Speaker 4: It's like from the moment you're introduced into the world,

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Speaker 4: we make sense of things through our mouths in the beginning,

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Speaker 4: you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: So the idea that's.

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Speaker 1: Like who, who the fuck came up with this wild

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Speaker 1: shit stuff?

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Speaker 4: You do?

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Speaker 1: Like to imagine people in history are like the dumbest

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Speaker 1: and like we also like to edit out any sexual

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Speaker 1: contact for the most part, Like you don't you know,

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Speaker 1: you just picture everybody procreating by like sitting sitting around,

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Speaker 1: you know, farming and then like looking at each other's

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Speaker 1: ankles or something. You know, Oh yeah, yeah, you don't

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Speaker 1: picture them having wild nasty sex. But like the Puritans,

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Speaker 1: for instance, Uh, one of the reasons they had so

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Speaker 1: many laws about like sex is because they were constantly

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Speaker 1: fucking each other, like just in the bushes, right they

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Speaker 1: could They were like, could we please stop fucking each

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Speaker 1: other like all over the public places and like so

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Speaker 4: They're like, oh, people didn't know how fucking they were

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Speaker 4: fucking in the general store whatever. Yeah, I mean, there's

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Speaker 4: no way I can look think of like prehistoric times

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Speaker 4: and be like, yo, that was a cave fuck fest. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: you know what I mean, there's no way they're like

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Speaker 4: they're like, what like what you had fire and fucking.

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Speaker 1: Probably yeah, that was all you had to do. Like

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Speaker 1: they were. The further back in history go, the more

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Speaker 1: boring everything was, the more everybody was fucking like all

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Speaker 1: the time. And I'm sorry to have to tell you

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Speaker 1: that about your grandparents, but that is just they were.

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Speaker 1: Unless your grandparents are super hot and you like to

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Speaker 1: like picture them, you know, I don't know, I don't

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Speaker 1: know your grandparents. Maybe you're a young your grandparents were like,

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Speaker 1: you know, pretty young still and I don't know. Anyways, Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to let your searches.

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Speaker 6: Really old sex stuff jack your search. Really, I might

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Speaker 6: have some tips, some pointers. You just want to see

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Speaker 6: some geriatric intercourse.

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Speaker 1: You can't track me bro Okay, Yeah, Brian editor just

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Speaker 1: pointed out my great grandfather had twelve kids. My grandfather

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Speaker 1: had eight. You know, they they stayed on it on

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Speaker 1: the less than four.

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Speaker 2: They're like, what's wrong? Are you. Okay, Yeah, you only

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Speaker 2: got four or four kids.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's take a quick break and we'll come

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Speaker 1: back and talk about some news.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and we're back.

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Speaker 2: But we're back.

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Speaker 1: And the Republicans finally got an impeachment. I finally did

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Speaker 1: an impeachment.

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Speaker 2: Baby, we did it. We did one. We did one

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Speaker 2: on We did an impeachment on them.

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Speaker 1: Yes, what does it mean?

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Speaker 2: We don't know.

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Speaker 1: They impeached Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Majorcis yep, and only

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Speaker 4: Impeachments and attempts at impeachments of our time, it's not

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Speaker 4: It's actually about proving some kind of wrongdoing. It said

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Speaker 1: Like I couldn't even like figure out what crime they

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Speaker 1: They're like, what, yeah, dude, he's in peached. Look, here's

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Speaker 3: What more do we need to say? That we need

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Speaker 1: Kep.

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Speaker 2: That's what he said.

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Speaker 4: That's why my Orcus is going to pay this public price.

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Speaker 1: So anyway, these are the things that the swirling around

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Speaker 4: With Project twenty twenty five, you better believe if like

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Speaker 4: let's say yeah whatever, am I breaking the law?

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Speaker 2: He's here for the MAGA ship.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, anyway, so November, take your time, take your time November.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and then George Santos's seat in the House that

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Speaker 1: He's also like super anti you think he said during

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Speaker 4: So, oh gosh, what are the Democrats going to do?

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Uh, it's a hard one, man, It's a hard one.

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Speaker 4: And that's what and I think that's really the only

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Speaker 4: It's like trying to navigate a second Trump administration. I

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Speaker 4: Take your time November.

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Speaker 1: Take your time. Just luxuriate in these you know exactly

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Speaker 1: all right, those are some of the things that are

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Speaker 1: trending on this Valentine's Day, Wednesday, February fourteenth. Happy Valentine's

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Speaker 1: Day to everybody out there. We are back tomorrow with

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Speaker 1: the whole last episode of the show. Until then, be

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Speaker 1: kind to each other, be kind to yourselves, get the vaccine,

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Speaker 1: don't do nothing about white supremacy. No, we will talk

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Speaker 1: to y'all tomorrow. Bye, spooches. What is that? That's how

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