Speaker 1: Look mad oh, I see you? Why why and look
Speaker 1: over there? How is that culture? Yes? Goodness, let d
Speaker 1: don let's culture joining us in process? Is Boster? Yes,
Speaker 1: he's back. Um, this is the final day of ourisode.
Speaker 1: Spectacular kind of under the clock here. But I think
Speaker 1: I think if I can leave in you guys can
Speaker 1: finish out the list if you need to. I think
Speaker 1: we can do this in an hour. Well unless okay,
Speaker 1: so we're going to finish out the hour, so altogether,
Speaker 1: but I don't want to see okay, but I don't
Speaker 1: want it to feel rush. See if if something, if
Speaker 1: something needs to be discussed, we'll discuss. Remember remember, remember,
Speaker 1: remember what Doug said at the top of the episode.
Speaker 1: He said, the flow can dictate the field. And we've
Speaker 1: really been feeling. We've been flowing and feeling so so
Speaker 1: with that spirit. Number someoneed to call My Lover has
Speaker 1: Hector mc wal radio mix, Janet Jackson an amazing song,
Speaker 1: an amazing remix to an amazing song, The Bridge, mym
Speaker 1: I looking for a guy. Guy, Let's let's move on.
Speaker 1: You get someone to common love again, Baby Comma, I'm
Speaker 1: a fan. Jenne Numb Heartbreak Hotel Hector Radio Mix, The
Speaker 1: hot Break tell I mean, yeah, talk about setting atmosphere.
Speaker 1: I love to know where I am in a song
Speaker 1: she's introduced, and she's kind of like, is how many Whitney?
Speaker 1: How many times has Whitney been on the list of
Speaker 1: our well number two nine seven was I will Always
Speaker 1: love you? All these She no, I don't need to
Speaker 1: I don't need to know anything else she's been on
Speaker 1: the last Just maybe it wasn't as maybe I will
Speaker 1: Always Love You didn't have the global cultural impact of
Speaker 1: saying perfect by Hoku Christian Home. Yeah, I think that
Speaker 1: like perfect day, perfect day, Why would you ever want
Speaker 1: to check into a Heartbreak hotel? You're checking in there,
Speaker 1: you have to go. It's when like it's like being
Speaker 1: quarantined for COVID, it's when a pipe burst in your
Speaker 1: apartment and you have to live somewhere. But I don't
Speaker 1: think any of these ladies had a choice about where
Speaker 1: they checked in. I think they could afford and room
Speaker 1: at the Heartbreak Hotel, and that's just where they were
Speaker 1: staying for maybe I don't know, a few days, hopefully
Speaker 1: not longer than a week. Girl, they're flying into Korea,
Speaker 1: and when it's when it's Pete COVID and they you
Speaker 1: have to stay in this hotel to days. They put
Speaker 1: tape on the doors. They put tape on the doors,
Speaker 1: don't even give you a key card to get in
Speaker 1: and out of the building. Our choir teacher taped the
Speaker 1: doors when we would travel out of ye that was
Speaker 1: a popular thing that you just would do to keep
Speaker 1: kids locked up. Chase. It's so funny that taping the doors.
Speaker 1: So if the tape was broken, you know, the kid
Speaker 1: was a whore, you couldn't just put the tape back
Speaker 1: on the But you can't. You can't, like there's no like,
Speaker 1: you can't, like right right right, there is no way
Speaker 1: to do that, is there. I figured it out. You could.
Speaker 1: You could sneak out of the room, press the tape
Speaker 1: back on, but you would not be able to go
Speaker 1: back into the room until after everyone had woken up
Speaker 1: and the tape had been taken off. I think what
Speaker 1: you gotta do is like if you open the door
Speaker 1: of the tape breaks, just like take the piece. Take
Speaker 1: take So now with the tape is and two, you
Speaker 1: take off one of them and just put the side
Speaker 1: that's less broken. I don't even think the tape would break.
Speaker 1: I think there's a way to open the door without
Speaker 1: the tape breaking. I get what you're saying, though, there's
Speaker 1: no way to close the door again and get it
Speaker 1: to tape. Yeah, it would depend on what the tape
Speaker 1: was made out of a different cop but now literally,
Speaker 1: like imagine having Uber in high school like you like
Speaker 1: it's over, forget, I'm not staying there. No re turned
Speaker 1: to you radio mix Melanie see thank you for bringing
Speaker 1: up the song because people don't talk about Melanie sees Bop.
Speaker 1: I turned to you enough like a flower leading to
Speaker 1: the sun. I didn't know that was Melanie Melanie see
Speaker 1: Spice Girls Zone Melanie Saw in a gate club today.
Speaker 1: Absolutely because you're the only one I put this in
Speaker 1: for you. You You did, and because I wanted a run
Speaker 1: of hex Hector. I know it number ninety six. Nobody's
Speaker 1: supposed to be here is the hex Hector dance makes.
Speaker 1: I mean what thunder plus is to uh Whitney, It's
Speaker 1: not right, but it's okay. Hex Hector is to nobody's
Speaker 1: supposed to be here and made it the song that
Speaker 1: we know and love. And Deborah Cox was truly that singer.
Speaker 1: No no buddy, no no, no, no, no, just imagine
Speaker 1: being in the booth and being like, I think I
Speaker 1: have an idea what I want to do? I think no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no no no no no. That's the most insane song.
Speaker 1: Number Destiny's Child. Thank you Candy Burst for writing this
Speaker 1: one huge major paid for the Old Lady Gang. The
Speaker 1: house this is this is her mother' but the Old
Speaker 1: Lady Gang is the restaurant series of restaurants, and that
Speaker 1: was built by and no scrubs. Money probably yeah, absolutely
Speaker 1: so much money, so much money. I mean, she is
Speaker 1: probably one of the most honestly rich, not inherited, not inherited,
Speaker 1: and also not like a house of cards about to
Speaker 1: tumble over with you know, the Feds come knocking. And
Speaker 1: also she gets ever fired deside Sleevehousewives, the woman is
Speaker 1: absolutely fine. Something happened to me recently where I felt
Speaker 1: really bad for gen Shaw. Recently, I was like, damn,
Speaker 1: she might just lose. There is something about the way
Speaker 1: she's carrying on on social media where it's like, do
Speaker 1: you I don't know if she understands. It's like how
Speaker 1: could she not? But also how could she behave like this? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Um anyway, number not speaking of all gen Shaw's bullshit.
Speaker 1: Number ninety four is do do you got a first
Speaker 1: aid kit? Handy? I thought this was Pussycat Dolls until
Speaker 1: just this moment. That's okay, you know, that's Danity Kane.
Speaker 1: And Raiser and p Diddy would be so disappointed. Do
Speaker 1: you remember when we were at Barracuda in New York
Speaker 1: and those girls were trying to interrupt the drag show
Speaker 1: and I said, those bitches look like they were in
Speaker 1: Danity Kane. And they were, in fact in Dannity Kane.
Speaker 1: It was Aubrey and it was a day. I looked
Speaker 1: at the girls and I said, they looked like a
Speaker 1: member and it was Aubrey O Day. And then I
Speaker 1: don't actually know if the other one was in Danity Kane,
Speaker 1: but she looked like she could have. Well, there's a
Speaker 1: specific aesthetic that comes to mind when you say that
Speaker 1: bitch looks like she's a member of Danity Kane, which
Speaker 1: is like a little too much. I make up sort
Speaker 1: of a road hard, put away, wet, like the highlights,
Speaker 1: the very specific blonde chance even like a little bit
Speaker 1: of low light happening, like that sort of thing that
Speaker 1: girls were really into where it was really dark underneath.
Speaker 1: Remember when girls would just die the bottom of their hair,
Speaker 1: like back behind their neck and like that's giving danity
Speaker 1: Kane and also obviously like like a tube top at
Speaker 1: a game, bar Man. I can't tell if I missed
Speaker 1: that or if I well, it's gonna come back, it's
Speaker 1: gonna come back. Yeah, I don't know what's back. Nineties
Speaker 1: fashion is back, and so two thousand's fashion is register
Speaker 1: on the corner um. And speaking of the year, two
Speaker 1: thousand and ten, number ninety three is Lose my Breath
Speaker 1: Destiny's Child. The drums at the beginning of the song
Speaker 1: were a moment in cultural history. Absolutely absolutely it was
Speaker 1: giving marching band, but make it pop. Weren't you so happy?
Speaker 1: Like this was after Beyonce's dangerous scene Love, but she'd
Speaker 1: gone back to Destiny's Child. I was like thrilled, and
Speaker 1: I bet they were thrilled. Destiny f Phil is actually
Speaker 1: my favorite Destiny Love Girl Love if Love. She knew
Speaker 1: that that was it when she named that up, when
Speaker 1: they named it, and she said, and make sure we
Speaker 1: close the yeah, And then there was on their cover
Speaker 1: of that song emotion emotions that was not on Destiny Fulfilled.
Speaker 1: But that's one of my farente zunds of theirs. I
Speaker 1: think it might be like a bonus track. I may
Speaker 1: be wrong. M Let's get to the it's not on
Speaker 1: Destiny Fulfilled. Let's get to ninety two super Basic. It's
Speaker 1: the genesis. It is the genesis of YouTube, the genesis.
Speaker 1: It was not what made us meet and become friends,
Speaker 1: but it is what made us see each other because
Speaker 1: that because before then it was oh, there's Matt Rodgers.
Speaker 1: I heard, I heard you're really funny. I like, good
Speaker 1: luck on your audition. When bone Yang bullied me my
Speaker 1: Dangerou Box audition happened, it did, it did vividly. I
Speaker 1: remember that we've been through this um, but I think
Speaker 1: we were friends. But then when super Base popped off,
Speaker 1: that's when everyone started telling us that we had to
Speaker 1: start performing at all the parties together, Like, oh, mate,
Speaker 1: put them together and put on a song they both
Speaker 1: know and we can just watch them. It was the
Speaker 1: beginning of like us being a show for our straight
Speaker 1: that nowadays, if we're Velma and Rocks, yeah, making a
Speaker 1: foul week at least oh yeah, yeah, number ninety one
Speaker 1: million dollar bill. So you're saying this is better than
Speaker 1: I will always love you, as well. I mean, we don't.
Speaker 1: This was not up to us that we didn't. This
Speaker 1: is was God created it was, it was we're merely conduits.
Speaker 1: I don't even know this song. He think you feel
Speaker 1: like a million dollars. Bill say oh, say it left
Speaker 1: right down? Just spin around and around say it. Oh,
Speaker 1: say it, come on, I do. It's in my muscle memory.
Speaker 1: I didn't even know I knew it. What I also
Speaker 1: love about this song is like a random errant, like
Speaker 1: just someone coming in and just I just pictured her
Speaker 1: coming into Rome and just going be like it's the
Speaker 1: same thing and trum me loved by Robin s. It's
Speaker 1: so good when someone just sings a vowel. We need
Speaker 1: that more, not more than ever. The girls are are
Speaker 1: too scared to vocalize. They want to whisper. I totally
Speaker 1: agree with, well, then you know what. You know who
Speaker 1: I respect lately Billie Eirelish just exploring her belt. Yeah
Speaker 1: she really is, and it should be her because she's
Speaker 1: the one who's getting all these girls to fucking mumble
Speaker 1: and now they're following her lead. Yes exactly, Yeah, they
Speaker 1: truly are. Also, Olivia Rodrigo opens up, Yes, I just
Speaker 1: maybe this is why people have an appetite for American Night.
Speaker 1: Al again, maybe this is a stretch, but you want
Speaker 1: to see someone with like vocal powers, Like there's nothing
Speaker 1: I miss more than late nineties ballads being popular. There's
Speaker 1: nothing I miss more than like you know, like fucking
Speaker 1: my heart will go on being number one. Well, then, babe,
Speaker 1: you need to be watching American I know that's where
Speaker 1: those songs. Trust me, I am. I'm When you come
Speaker 1: over tonight, I'll show you. I'll show you some highlights. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just show me some highlights. Alright, So number ninety, who
Speaker 1: needs it? It's the laziest rap in history, very bad
Speaker 1: in I just feel like it's it's it's a perfect
Speaker 1: pop song that doesn't need anything additional. It is like
Speaker 1: it's so is that? Why does that happen? Why? Why
Speaker 1: do people feel they need to put features on sometimes
Speaker 1: like unless it's like another like female, I really am
Speaker 1: not that interested in It's Mariah invented it, that's true,
Speaker 1: Like get a wrapper, get around. I mean, the Heartbreaker
Speaker 1: verse is amazing. The fantasy with older crossover now too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the thing is that that you it does open
Speaker 1: up your audience, that mark and the streams go up, mama, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then you get played on different storms of radio
Speaker 1: as well. Back You know who could use a feature
Speaker 1: is okay? Well, first got to an all for you,
Speaker 1: Janet Jackson. A song that we were singing in like
Speaker 1: the fourth fifth, sixth grade going got a nice package
Speaker 1: all right, because I'm gonna have to write it tonight.
Speaker 1: Do we know what we were singing? I think we did.
Speaker 1: And also yeah, it is insane. I don't think we
Speaker 1: spiritually knew how to ride the package, but we knew
Speaker 1: what we were saying. I didn't know it meant fucking
Speaker 1: riding on a dicky Yeah, Janet sort of when she
Speaker 1: turned that sexual corner, never turned back, no matter even
Speaker 1: if the song sounded like it shouldn't be like that.
Speaker 1: Did you watch that New York Times documentary, like the
Speaker 1: corner was turned on like on rhythmate Like, did she
Speaker 1: turned the corner early on? Yeah? Not even not even
Speaker 1: rhythmation it control control, yeah, control nasty, yeah, Janet, true,
Speaker 1: that's culture. Hans Hans. Hans got us to talk about
Speaker 1: Michael Jackson earlier that we've like deliberately avoided talking about it,
Speaker 1: but we've always talked about JA. Yeah, We're sure to um.
Speaker 1: Okay eight, Now this is Joel kim Is saying that
Speaker 1: this needs a feature of rap feature. Who do you
Speaker 1: have a rapper in mind? Bratt bring to Bratt back.
Speaker 1: I think the Brat is attainable. Brat is a sticky option.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yah, yeah yeah yeah is it? It? Would
Speaker 1: it be weird if I mean no? Because I guess
Speaker 1: it wouldn't be weird to bring this song back because
Speaker 1: it is like ten years old, like there is another
Speaker 1: life cycle to put it through. I think that this
Speaker 1: song could be huge again because confident and cool. You
Speaker 1: know you hold the key. That's always going to be relevant.
Speaker 1: That idea absolutely chic. Also iconically, Kelly ben Simone and
Speaker 1: Jill's erin in the video for this not knowing what
Speaker 1: to the fun to do with their hands or face.
Speaker 1: They never do like there's a there's a there's a
Speaker 1: moment in the video where where Lou is like singing
Speaker 1: and looking at Kelly and Jill, and Jill is just
Speaker 1: looking back at Lu like like I'm here and I'm listening.
Speaker 1: So funny. Okay, number seven PhiC my senior song. This
Speaker 1: came out in this photograph. We really wanted it the
Speaker 1: cool kids at my high school wanted it to be
Speaker 1: forever young off of the this was my graduation song.
Speaker 1: We wanted it to be forever young. We were outvoted.
Speaker 1: Photograph photograph, and it's so it's so on the nose.
Speaker 1: It is like it's like vitamin C graduation level on
Speaker 1: the nose. It was on the list. Um, I will
Speaker 1: say that, Um, I do. I do like how it
Speaker 1: ends with every time I do it makes me laugh
Speaker 1: and then he just ends, I haven't heard this in
Speaker 1: a while, you know, talk about this. There aren't that
Speaker 1: many men on this list, and I will can we
Speaker 1: can we say that you put this song on the list. Yeah, Um,
Speaker 1: well it wasn't up to me. With God, God make
Speaker 1: God creative. I don't know for the questions, I stand
Speaker 1: by it. Seven you cover Jessica Simpsons song. It's a
Speaker 1: really good Jessica will feel about that. I don't think
Speaker 1: she's ever gonna know. You don't think she listens. I
Speaker 1: don't think she's I think she took a peek at
Speaker 1: how that artist's name is spelled and said, not my business.
Speaker 1: Not my business, is not your fight. This is not
Speaker 1: for me. This is tire fight Jessica, you mama, you
Speaker 1: got a billion dollar hair extension empire. You do not
Speaker 1: know how to pronounce this name. Let's table the cover.
Speaker 1: Let him enjoy it. Yeah, number eighty five. This is
Speaker 1: this artist like this has been all over this, all
Speaker 1: over this list, glamorous huge who who just sampled this
Speaker 1: song to Jack Harlow? Yes, Yes, and it's a really
Speaker 1: good it's really good it, Oh my god, and it's
Speaker 1: really clever. He's like, uh, flying in the g I
Speaker 1: got it out some of the A like like getting
Speaker 1: up with the A and like it's clever. It's not
Speaker 1: just like like, oh, let me just throw on a
Speaker 1: Fergie song. He just like he works around it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he used it like the art that it is, used
Speaker 1: it to increase his art, and that is a ploy
Speaker 1: for the gays and the girls. She's like, they fucking
Speaker 1: love this. She can have us. I think he can
Speaker 1: have us. Well, he I think him working with Littlens,
Speaker 1: he does have us. He has us. He's had he's
Speaker 1: had us. You know, you know, I'm totally fine with it.
Speaker 1: He's he seems lovely. Yeah. I think he's a nice,
Speaker 1: good nice boy. We need we need that. Has he
Speaker 1: been to SNL. Have you met him? Yeah? When my
Speaker 1: host did, he was yeah, last time. Number four, Nothing
Speaker 1: in this World Harris Hulton. We got to sing this
Speaker 1: song with Paris, so it was we were were I
Speaker 1: tried back when Paris had her first documentary out, the
Speaker 1: American Meme American Meme, and she came in and we
Speaker 1: got to sing nothing in this World with her, And
Speaker 1: I'm sure she thought that we were going to mention
Speaker 1: stars are blind, which did not make the list, but
Speaker 1: we are Nothing in this World stands though I do
Speaker 1: love stars are blind. Stars are Blind is like a
Speaker 1: little too like sleepy or like then nothing in this
Speaker 1: world You're It's it's like a it's a power ballad,
Speaker 1: not a power ballad necessarily, but like you feel like
Speaker 1: it lifts off. It lifts off. Also I love that,
Speaker 1: like there's the bridge like she like there's any other
Speaker 1: singer like like it would be like an opt up,
Speaker 1: like do this thing, do not and do this thing
Speaker 1: to not so good good for her? Did Laana before
Speaker 1: Laana say that? Number eighty three Show Me Love, Robin,
Speaker 1: Show Me Love, Show my Life? Did you were you
Speaker 1: guys into Robin from the very beginning from this song,
Speaker 1: and I will say we went to Robin Knight at
Speaker 1: the Eco Plex, uh last week, a week ago tonight.
Speaker 1: My boyfriend did not know. Well, he's a little younger.
Speaker 1: He is a little younger, and that is his defense.
Speaker 1: But I still say I was young, you were young.
Speaker 1: You're only I think you're only three years older than
Speaker 1: my boyfriend. Maybe sure, so why are you forming cognitive memories? Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: so this song. We were five when this came out.
Speaker 1: Really remember, yes, we were really young, so he would
Speaker 1: be one this song is I guess that's unfair of me.
Speaker 1: This is like like Robin is essentially like Paula Abdul
Speaker 1: to him, but this song is like there's something. I'm
Speaker 1: sure there are people like in UM Sweden who like
Speaker 1: predate her, but like this song feels like quintessential Swedish
Speaker 1: pop and if everything else comes from that, Max Martin
Speaker 1: comes from that. You know that UM hit may maybe
Speaker 1: one more time with originally supposed to be Robin song
Speaker 1: and she turned it down and then turned it down
Speaker 1: to ye huge inc that songs around. But okay, in
Speaker 1: my defense, though, like people know the song imagine I
Speaker 1: was I know the song imagined by John Lennon and
Speaker 1: I wasn't alive when that song came out, and yet
Speaker 1: I remember it, so why doesn't he know? Show Me
Speaker 1: Love by Robin comparing the cultural impact is probably what
Speaker 1: we're going to run into trouble there. I think. I
Speaker 1: think show Me Love by Robin is as big a
Speaker 1: song as imagined by John Lennon. I remember being a
Speaker 1: little fag five year old and having like having that's insane.
Speaker 1: It's just simply so simply not. I think that Imagine
Speaker 1: didn't do what it set out to do. Imagine was like,
Speaker 1: We're going to change the world. The song did nothing.
Speaker 1: Show Me Love accomplished the sure show Me Love did
Speaker 1: I would say have a bigger impact on pop music
Speaker 1: than Serious because this showed Me Love into like the
Speaker 1: Math Martin, into the rest of pop. That's huge. Imagine.
Speaker 1: It's just like a song that any of the Beatles
Speaker 1: could have sung, whether together or separate. Yoko was on it,
Speaker 1: Who who cares Yoko was on it? It's I completely
Speaker 1: stand by that number eighty two Show Me Love Robin
Speaker 1: and S. Isn't it insane that there's two loves Robbin's Like,
Speaker 1: thank God Robin S. It's a Shricken of the Egg
Speaker 1: heart Breaks promises more than I'm also going to say it.
Speaker 1: I stand by the song being eighty two and the
Speaker 1: other Robin song being eighty three. I think this is
Speaker 1: the superior Robin Um, which means that all the songs
Speaker 1: from now on are better than Imagine, which didn't make
Speaker 1: the list. I it brings us to Some people say,
Speaker 1: look at me dad, that's what That's what she says, right, Um,
Speaker 1: you know some people say it look like my dad.
Speaker 1: You guys know your face was very funny. When you
Speaker 1: guys are laughing at me like I'm crazy, pull it
Speaker 1: up now unless you can prove it. Um. This was
Speaker 1: like height Radio Disney played between huge Major speaking of
Speaker 1: um cartoonish number eighty that don't impress me much, queen,
Speaker 1: who could forget the iconic image of her in the
Speaker 1: desert hitchhiking and that glamorous like I guess like three
Speaker 1: piece like cougar material, leopard material and okay, so you
Speaker 1: got a car. The one thing that bothers me about
Speaker 1: the song is the heightening, isn't right? Yeah, it's like
Speaker 1: she starts with Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt is second, So
Speaker 1: she says Okay, so so you're a rocket science it
Speaker 1: gets rocket scientist Brad Pitt, So you got a car.
Speaker 1: It's like, if I'm a rocket scientist, that's super impressive.
Speaker 1: I will even give Brad Pitt being a heightened on
Speaker 1: rocket scientist. I think is Brad Pitt, like, especially at
Speaker 1: the time, very special guy. There's many different rocket scientists,
Speaker 1: there's only one Brad Pitt. So that's a heightened Can
Speaker 1: we talk to the really quickly a roll of the
Speaker 1: dice culturally to reference an actor and then to really
Speaker 1: have him be relevant still today, like it could have
Speaker 1: been any but she could have said that. She could
Speaker 1: have said, so you're Timothy Olfant, okay, so you're Stephen Dorf.
Speaker 1: That don't impress me. In fact, I would say Brad
Speaker 1: Pitt sort of has the last laugh here. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's like, yeah, you thought I was just a piece
Speaker 1: of meat for your song, I'm an Oscar Oscar winner okay.
Speaker 1: And then at the very end the last chorus, your
Speaker 1: Tarzan Captain Kirk, maybe John Wayne whatever. That don't impres much.
Speaker 1: That's whatever. She loses the whole threat. You're so right
Speaker 1: about the height it's a d heightened but also that
Speaker 1: don't impress them me much. It is just such a
Speaker 1: cultural lexicon moment that it is number eighty and a
Speaker 1: better song than I would always like, Sorry, what did
Speaker 1: you say? It's car rocket Scientists, Brad Pick Because that's okay,
Speaker 1: so you're a rocket scientist. Okay, so you're Brad Pitt. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you got a car. I think that's the way
Speaker 1: it goes. Can we double tay? You know? I checked
Speaker 1: it's Rocket Scientists, Brad Pitt. Car's car should not be last.
Speaker 1: It should be car rocket Scientists, Brad Pitt. And then
Speaker 1: also then you can save like your fun cultural reference
Speaker 1: for the end of the song. Totally, that could be that,
Speaker 1: certainly totally and she's earned it by the end. To
Speaker 1: do Captain Kirk, What a bad writer? Expensive Erica Jane, Yeah,
Speaker 1: better than I will always love you, clear clear. I
Speaker 1: don't think we're even debating it. It's expensive to be me,
Speaker 1: followed by number seventy eight only Hope Mandy Moore, one
Speaker 1: of I think the most important songs in her career.
Speaker 1: I would say, yeah, number seventy seven. I think I'm
Speaker 1: in I'm in love with you Jessica Simpson. This was
Speaker 1: a John Cougar Mellen Camp sample that really kicked us.
Speaker 1: I love Jack and Diane. I think I think I
Speaker 1: love I think I'm in love with you, but more
Speaker 1: absolutely and I My favorite thing about this song is
Speaker 1: that she goes very tell you every time you hear that,
Speaker 1: like like that like we're like insane interval and she
Speaker 1: does They're like, okay, Lanna, It's it's insane. The visual
Speaker 1: like the readers are sing out on the visual of
Speaker 1: you as you sing it when down in equally insane.
Speaker 1: You know, the readers really miss out on our visuals
Speaker 1: all the time, which is twice to which I say,
Speaker 1: get well soon and give us a TV show now.
Speaker 1: Number Madonna incredible song, number I Don't want to Wait,
Speaker 1: I mean huge, huge, This is it takes You Back?
Speaker 1: Number seventy four Government Hooker. This is one of Lady
Speaker 1: Guga's highest charting songs in the Great Global Songbook for
Speaker 1: good reason. Do you remember where you were when you
Speaker 1: heard the lyrics put your hands on Me? John F. Kennedy,
Speaker 1: do you remember where you were? I was with because
Speaker 1: she played this song at the Muglar fashion show where
Speaker 1: she walked before the album came out, before anyone heard
Speaker 1: this track and then she threw in that little lyric
Speaker 1: and then me and Concorde Posse were together. We were like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, this fucking girl. That's what I said, ladyga,
Speaker 1: this fucking girl, and that's like iconically what this girl
Speaker 1: is crazy? Like I love this girl, this girl, this
Speaker 1: girl is crazy. I love this girl. This girl. You
Speaker 1: don't like the same age Number seventy three, Sierra, this
Speaker 1: really was the beginning of what we called crunkin be
Speaker 1: remember crunk. Good luck booking that spot on this list
Speaker 1: do you speak of? Honestly, there's no Oh my god,
Speaker 1: oh my god, Sierra had the last last Sierra did
Speaker 1: have the Unfortunately it's a koh. Sira has emerged victorious
Speaker 1: over read over billionaire Rihanna. You know what I'd say
Speaker 1: to re read Then start making more music, bitch, and
Speaker 1: then maybe you can get on the list. And there
Speaker 1: is a huge party that being are throwing for every
Speaker 1: artist on the list, and you're not invited. Really good
Speaker 1: looking booking our party, speaking party, we speaking speak of
Speaker 1: number seventy two, he said, she said, Ashley Tisdale, this
Speaker 1: is like one of those like he said, she said,
Speaker 1: it's a disgusting song. But it's bad, it's it's perfectly good.
Speaker 1: It's bad so good. Speaking of number seventy one, star
Speaker 1: Starships sing well they were meant to fly, singing singing
Speaker 1: meant to fly. Honestly, that's second half of um. The
Speaker 1: Pink Friday Roman Reloaded is some of my favorite Nikki,
Speaker 1: like all her songs that she was doing. I loved
Speaker 1: that era, Pound the Alarm, Pound the Alarm. This is
Speaker 1: representative song, go to the beach each let's get away, right,
Speaker 1: Let's go to the beach and for giving us that
Speaker 1: Starships makes the list. Yes, number seventy Your Love is
Speaker 1: My drug. People talk about TikTok, but this is the song.
Speaker 1: This is the song, This is the song on a
Speaker 1: song like she's mapping it so perfectly on like drug
Speaker 1: youth like it's it's perfect. And also the bridge, I
Speaker 1: don't care what people say, the rush on the price
Speaker 1: sid day, I get so hot. It's really good. Remember
Speaker 1: when Papula covered it and it was like a great cover.
Speaker 1: Were you at that show? We did a live show
Speaker 1: and Papula covered it and I think we kind of
Speaker 1: killed it. It's like an acappella cover, right, No, no, no, well, no,
Speaker 1: we had the band, but the bill that was fun. Okay,
Speaker 1: number sixty nine, who do you think you are? Spice girls?
Speaker 1: Tys Underland favorite for good reason. It really is when
Speaker 1: you were on Molly at a club. Sorry, it really
Speaker 1: really really better, nothing better kind of right on me
Speaker 1: beginning think about my neck my back, like ka, I mean,
Speaker 1: look at this point it's very scandal us something we
Speaker 1: can all agree and whenever you sort of bring up
Speaker 1: my neck my back, it's sort of a thing of like, yes,
Speaker 1: we all now are like familiar enough with the joke.
Speaker 1: But the fact is, like if you listen to the song,
Speaker 1: it's beautiful, beautiful song, so beautiful, and you don't and
Speaker 1: honestly you don't. You don't have a whop without this
Speaker 1: coming first. No, but you know what else? I want
Speaker 1: to look like your toes was also this era. It
Speaker 1: was filthy. It was a filthy era. It was a
Speaker 1: filthy I mean this is I mean I remember listening
Speaker 1: to I Want to Let Ye from your head to
Speaker 1: your toes and really wanting to get off book on
Speaker 1: the versus you could do it the doge You don't huge,
Speaker 1: I will say, I can't believe anyone was shocked by
Speaker 1: what when we had this song, Yeah, we're people shocked.
Speaker 1: I guess people were scandalized by scandalized. Um, what's his face?
Speaker 1: Marjorie Taylor Green, Yeah, what's his face? And then Madison
Speaker 1: Cawthorne with with his best friend his best boyfriend's hand
Speaker 1: on his penis like all enraged to whop more like,
Speaker 1: yeah you're gay? Number sixties seven. Every time we touched,
Speaker 1: I couldn't remember the weird words. Every time we touched again,
Speaker 1: what was that? I couldn't remember the words? I remember
Speaker 1: the weird or something that happens when Joel, you know,
Speaker 1: starts to like trip on a word and he kind
Speaker 1: of loses control for a second and then all he
Speaker 1: can do is just smile through it and just like
Speaker 1: delighted it just happened. It just happened to him. I
Speaker 1: want to I want to look for him, because it's
Speaker 1: hard and he hasn't he hasn't warmed up. As Elizabeth
Speaker 1: Swado's theater teacher used to say, bite those consonants, kids,
Speaker 1: bite them all right, Um speaking up? Number sixty numbers
Speaker 1: actually one of the best songs ever. Stand by this. Sure, yes,
Speaker 1: there's no one's debating you have a really nastcsion. I'm
Speaker 1: thinking about it, and there's no discussion. Remember the dance
Speaker 1: break in the video, she goes she looked nervous the
Speaker 1: whole time. Well, this was when she was like publicly embracing,
Speaker 1: like being like a fucking mess. Yeah. Yeah, she was like,
Speaker 1: I want to say, respectfully, I would love you to
Speaker 1: take the cameras off me. I relate to this song.
Speaker 1: Tired of rumors start, tired of rumors starting a league
Speaker 1: and lost culture. I think it's Doug. Doug is the league?
Speaker 1: Is he reading a book? My fuck? Not engineering anyway?
Speaker 1: Number sixty get out of my way? Absolutely, I think
Speaker 1: the best Kylie song. Yeah, absolutely, it makes me feel powerful.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, now I've got a taste. I want to
Speaker 1: explore and going to waste not anymore. The video is incredible,
Speaker 1: amazing video. Ain't going anyway, not anymore. And I'm about
Speaker 1: to let you see this is what will happen if
Speaker 1: you don't give your if you ain't giving your girl.
Speaker 1: It's a threat. It's a threat. I'm about to let
Speaker 1: you see it's a threat. It's about to be yet. No,
Speaker 1: we're not gonna say that's gonna come out coming Number
Speaker 1: sixty four Kim Petris. This isn't probably the newest song
Speaker 1: on the list, but the second we heard it, we
Speaker 1: knew that it was in the Great Global Song Book.
Speaker 1: Treat Me like a Slut. I'm a dirty bitch. I
Speaker 1: love to fuck. It's it's so perfect. Another like, again,
Speaker 1: would we have the song if not for yet? Exactly?
Speaker 1: Treat me like a slut, dirty bitch, I love to fuck.
Speaker 1: And from very adult to sort of childlike adult contemporary yes,
Speaker 1: Number sixty three. Big Girls Don't my first? Really really,
Speaker 1: I know I'm speaking of personal. It's actually called Big
Speaker 1: Girls Don't Cry and in parentheses personal, Oh my god? Really?
Speaker 1: What does it means? A lot? It means I remember
Speaker 1: the video very well. Milo in the videos like really
Speaker 1: establishing himself pre this is us post heroes and post heroes,
Speaker 1: a big transition for him into music video artists. UM,
Speaker 1: and for me, it just reminds me that I shouldn't cry.
Speaker 1: Don't cry. And what I think of when I think
Speaker 1: of this song is um a child missing their blanket.
Speaker 1: When whenever I think of that, I think, well, thank
Speaker 1: you for that evocative image, because now I understand what
Speaker 1: you're going through, because I get a child miss in
Speaker 1: their blanket. I really get that I didn't have one.
Speaker 1: You didn't have a blanket, you didn't have any toys.
Speaker 1: I just it just it that that passive fire and
Speaker 1: that just lined that line never worked on me. And
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to both of you that never resonated. And
Speaker 1: I have issue with it being the being up this
Speaker 1: thigh on the list. Let's move on. Oh my God,
Speaker 1: when Jesus say yes, Michelle Williams, and of course the
Speaker 1: end of that sentences when Jesus say yes, nobody say
Speaker 1: she's right, and again sort of like imagine being asked
Speaker 1: to be in the song, how could you say no?
Speaker 1: Because the title in itself is a threat. When Jesus
Speaker 1: say yes, nobody can say no. And by the way,
Speaker 1: you just did say yes. I talked to him. So, Kelly,
Speaker 1: you're going to be in town, right? How do you
Speaker 1: know when Jesus say yes? I think, well, Jesus said
Speaker 1: yes to this whole list, so I think you just
Speaker 1: know Michelle Beyonce Kelly, No, that is not it. Do
Speaker 1: you think I'm the Kelly? I think I'm the Michelle.
Speaker 1: It's so stupid, and it's willfully it's it's it's willful.
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm the Michelle. I think we're all Kelly
Speaker 1: the most religious. Yeah exactly. I actually I embrace my
Speaker 1: role as Kelly Rowlands. I really do. She's she's cool
Speaker 1: as ship, she's funny, she's real. I'm beyonceing that. I'm
Speaker 1: like just a little I'm a little dead inside, and
Speaker 1: I just don't I can't really do interviews anymore because
Speaker 1: I'm just tired. That's how I'm And you're the richest
Speaker 1: and most famous and then but tired, but tired. But
Speaker 1: it's tired. It's serving tired artists. It's serving like, oh see,
Speaker 1: this is it. Kelly Roland has bops like lay it
Speaker 1: on me, motivation like so good and also not for nothing.
Speaker 1: But Kelly Rowland as cool as you want to because
Speaker 1: she got to say faggot and Freddy versus Jason. She
Speaker 1: got to say faggot and Freddie versus Jason. She got
Speaker 1: a text on Microsoft e cell on a phone in
Speaker 1: them what is a dilemma. Yeah, she can host any
Speaker 1: X Factor she wants. She's such a good judge on
Speaker 1: their shows. She's fabulous. She did the British version one
Speaker 1: time and it was like she she like really was good.
Speaker 1: Number sixty. Speaking of British X Factor contestants, Sweet Melody,
Speaker 1: Little Mix, in fact, Kelly Rowland what she which meant
Speaker 1: her a little Minit she did not to Lisa meantor
Speaker 1: a Little Mix And Kelly Roland had the female artist
Speaker 1: that year. And I remember Kelly Roland being super hard
Speaker 1: on Little Mix because she was like, I think you
Speaker 1: guys are really good and can be really good in
Speaker 1: your harmonies aren't right, and you guys aren't necessarily jelling yet.
Speaker 1: But I'm only going to be hard because you know
Speaker 1: that I know what it's like to be in the
Speaker 1: best girl group. But I think that you guys could
Speaker 1: could get up there. And then Little Mix was didn't there,
Speaker 1: but well internationally you could argue that they were pretty huge,
Speaker 1: but America it never did happen. It's sort of like
Speaker 1: Foreskin say that sort of No, I don't know what
Speaker 1: I'm number fifty nine. What is it? Are you still
Speaker 1: Beyonce entired? Righty? Big MoMA thing? Little Kim got it
Speaker 1: going on? What what? I'm really surprised to not have
Speaker 1: you put on how many licks on this? How many?
Speaker 1: I'm I'm more of a how many licks? Was it
Speaker 1: on this album? Was it? Uh? I think that was
Speaker 1: on Notorious. There's there's stick whatever, there's so, there's so,
Speaker 1: there's so much Kim I just this is my personal
Speaker 1: favorite Kim sung okay perfect, That's all mine is how
Speaker 1: many licks? But I respect and I know that God
Speaker 1: put this on. Remember after Paying Friday came out and
Speaker 1: she came out with Black Friday. Just basically it's it
Speaker 1: was a dis track on Nicki Minaj. I think that
Speaker 1: the little Kim Nicki Minaj fight broke Nicki Minaj. I
Speaker 1: think that's why. Something about that going down and makes
Speaker 1: her unable to like actually support she thinks she is,
Speaker 1: though she thinks she's being supportive of the new Girls. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And also I'm not even I don't even know specifics
Speaker 1: and can't really gauge, like, but I'm sure it affected her. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it did, because I'm sure I'm sure Kim
Speaker 1: was affected by There's like there there's a Ryan Murphy
Speaker 1: feud in that. Well, I actually would love to see
Speaker 1: that maybe not maybe maybe maybe someone else. No, No,
Speaker 1: it should be it should be Ryan Shonda should be
Speaker 1: past feud and she should do it. Yes, don't cry
Speaker 1: for me, Argentina, various, Avida's amazing, Andrew Loyd Webber crid fabulous,
Speaker 1: Madonna is a movie killer, is killer, movie killer. I
Speaker 1: never heard these seven boss ums. I'm not to hate
Speaker 1: really a lesson being taught to kids everywhere in the
Speaker 1: beginning that song, you don't have to like me, but
Speaker 1: you will respect me. You know why, because because I'm
Speaker 1: a boss. And then the d d down from the
Speaker 1: video just like limp Risks hanging police for President, True
Speaker 1: number fifty six, can't take my eyes off of you,
Speaker 1: Denise Denise Richards and dropped it gorgeous, holds up much
Speaker 1: better than I thought it would. We watched in the
Speaker 1: last year or so. I also recently, Yeah, we watched. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we watched it, and you know there are expected to
Speaker 1: be I was horrified by parts, but I was horrified
Speaker 1: by less parts than I thought. Well, Matt Malloy, who
Speaker 1: plays the judge who's like a pedophile, is on. I
Speaker 1: love that for you. And Greta and I were at
Speaker 1: the premier of the night and like, we went over
Speaker 1: to him because I haven't met at him, but I
Speaker 1: don't share scenes with him. But I was like, we're
Speaker 1: such huge fans of dropped the Gorgeous and he was like,
Speaker 1: you know what's crazy. It's like I get approached about
Speaker 1: that movie like all the time, all the time, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, because it's like true, true, I think
Speaker 1: a bigger cult classic than it even gets credit. I
Speaker 1: think gets called a cult classic. But it's a classic.
Speaker 1: People people really love it. You want to know what
Speaker 1: it is? Like I was reading about it and it
Speaker 1: was like someone made a really good point, which was
Speaker 1: all those teen movies at the time, none of them
Speaker 1: had like dark humor. So that was the only like
Speaker 1: teen movie about high school that had like an abject
Speaker 1: like after there was a long period. No, I think
Speaker 1: the lineage is Heather's Jawbreaker Gorgeous. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that
Speaker 1: would make sense. But like in terms of like at
Speaker 1: that time, it was like a lot of like I
Speaker 1: think Bringing On came around right around aroughout that time,
Speaker 1: and like, you know, She's all that and everything. Like
Speaker 1: in terms of nineties, like The Freaks and like Theater
Speaker 1: kids didn't really have a movie that was like, you know,
Speaker 1: like super appealing to them because that movie was not Yes,
Speaker 1: it was about winning a pageant, but it wasn't about
Speaker 1: like being the most popular girl in school, or like
Speaker 1: getting pretty, or like getting Freddie Prince Junior to date you.
Speaker 1: You know, it was like about like power struggle and
Speaker 1: like it was about women. The really there is not
Speaker 1: really a large male presence, Like he's dispensed with pretty
Speaker 1: early in the movie. Yeah, exactly, love interest. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: gets shot off Lauren Hill. You can't really mention Denise
Speaker 1: Richards and then be disrespectful to Lauren Hell. So I'm
Speaker 1: happy we did that too, and and and Lauren, we
Speaker 1: love you. I'm really happy you put this next one
Speaker 1: on here before past that Dutch Miss Elliott. This unfortunately
Speaker 1: came on while I was on Molly at the club
Speaker 1: and I looked out at the crowd and the only
Speaker 1: thing I could think was Mean Girls is maybe the
Speaker 1: perfect movie. Yeah, because this song, this song comes on
Speaker 1: when Regina George gets introduced, like the music supervisor on
Speaker 1: that movie, I think Neil did. And there's something so like,
Speaker 1: there's something I don't know. That movie is really really evil,
Speaker 1: takes a human form in Regina George. Oh don't let
Speaker 1: the Yeah, she may look like your typical scum sucking
Speaker 1: road horror, just that. Yeah, it's basic but I do
Speaker 1: love that movie. Yeah, impossible from Brandy Cinderella, Whitney Houston's
Speaker 1: that happening? Never the fact that this movie's title might
Speaker 1: as well now be Brandy Cinderella. Yeah, but also like
Speaker 1: that iconic backstage footage why are you what are you
Speaker 1: doing down there? What are you doing down there? Are
Speaker 1: you down there? When Brandy literally sing why are you
Speaker 1: down there? Number fifty two? You don't know me? The
Speaker 1: First Wives Club? You know you've ever seen I mean,
Speaker 1: you've never seen that film, You've never seen any of
Speaker 1: You've never seen it. And I put it in. But
Speaker 1: isn't that played in gay bars a video bar staple? Yes,
Speaker 1: you know what, it's actually not as good as a
Speaker 1: movie as people want it to be, remember it. Yeah, yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's one of those It's like it's actually quite long,
Speaker 1: and like it looks like it should be so much
Speaker 1: more fun than it is. It looks like it should
Speaker 1: be like Zani and Lacking in the three of them
Speaker 1: like all doing stuff together, and like it's most it's
Speaker 1: not sad, it's just kind of like it doesn't really move.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but we're happy it exists. He wasn't
Speaker 1: mad enough Tony Braxton. This this is actually in terms
Speaker 1: of we listened to it in Vegas, like Patrick, Jared
Speaker 1: and I were listening to it in Vegas. In terms
Speaker 1: of riffing over a final chorus, it is unparalleled. Her
Speaker 1: choices over the last chorus are who coo bananas? Like
Speaker 1: really going forward, like I'm forgetting like what exactly it is.
Speaker 1: But like when you listen to it, it's one of
Speaker 1: those songs that was like on the radio enough when
Speaker 1: we were like that age where you remember it all
Speaker 1: it's like muscle memory, and but you were able to
Speaker 1: study it the closer would you do? You did a
Speaker 1: closer read on it. I just like was hearing it
Speaker 1: and I was like, how did this woman get in
Speaker 1: the booth? And was like yeah, sure, and then like
Speaker 1: she just picked these insane things. It's sort of like
Speaker 1: Deborah Cox. No, it's just like there's so much going on.
Speaker 1: I think that's providing like a good like mental model
Speaker 1: for people, like imagine the person in the booth and
Speaker 1: that should that that should like tell you everything. Well,
Speaker 1: it's actually real culture number nine. Let me say it first.
Speaker 1: If you're hearing a song it was recorded in the booth,
Speaker 1: it's real. Number nine. If you're hearing a song, it
Speaker 1: was recorded in the booth. Number one thing, one thing.
Speaker 1: This is a great song. It's an absolute It was
Speaker 1: in the Worst Person in the World and it real
Speaker 1: sounded like a new song. I was like, wait is
Speaker 1: this and then it plays like, oh, put your records
Speaker 1: on Karen Bailey, Ray hit him Up Style, Oops, Blue
Speaker 1: cant Joel. If you ever have anything to say, jump in.
Speaker 1: There is Brianna, There is Rihanna. Rianna, you are invited
Speaker 1: to our party, breaking dishes, Rihanna iconic. I watched my
Speaker 1: sister do a dance contest that my two friends Sam
Speaker 1: and Lorienne choreographed, and it was a little too sexy.
Speaker 1: The line is so under appreciated of the fact that
Speaker 1: you guys couldn't get through three without let's let's keep
Speaker 1: Let's keep moving. Number forty six Dinosaur and oh essay
Speaker 1: you are a dinosaur. Oh L d M. And you're
Speaker 1: just an old man hitting on me. What you need
Speaker 1: a cat? The most ages pop song ever, ages um
Speaker 1: as pop music song Yeah keep holding On from the
Speaker 1: Aragon soundtrack, deceptively heart songs sing uh huh and that
Speaker 1: she's a singer. I mean I find with you didn't
Speaker 1: prove it. This one did, and the Glee cast also
Speaker 1: slayed this one. Yes, Number forty four girlfriend Japanese version
Speaker 1: explicit Avril Levine girlfriends Spanish version explicit Avral Levine girlfriend
Speaker 1: French version explicit Avril Levine one girlfriend in version explicit
Speaker 1: Avrel Levine. Did she do different languages for each different
Speaker 1: different versions for each language? Did you know about this?
Speaker 1: I love this song? How is her Mandarin bo insane? Here?
Speaker 1: I'll play it insane? It's and she doesn't even do
Speaker 1: the original melody For the other language. She does the
Speaker 1: original melody, but there's there are too many words, you
Speaker 1: need a new one. I can be your girlfriend. And
Speaker 1: then she does like there's too many care, there's many syllables,
Speaker 1: so that they couldn't do the original melody. Did it
Speaker 1: pay off? Was it a huge international head? No? No,
Speaker 1: I like that. The one version you left off of
Speaker 1: the countdown was the German version? Was the German version? Well,
Speaker 1: let's listen to it. Let's let's just listen to the
Speaker 1: first thing. Oh, well, that's why, And there we have it.
Speaker 1: An ugly language. I think the French is actually kind
Speaker 1: of cute. Should we listen to that. Let let's hear okay,
Speaker 1: hold on, sure taps went to new vel based are
Speaker 1: all your languages? These are my languages, but the Japanese one,
Speaker 1: which is not my language, is maybe cute too. This
Speaker 1: is the last one we'll play. That's cool. This is
Speaker 1: the one I think with the biggest crossover. Well that's
Speaker 1: why she did. Yeah, not problematic at all. Number forty
Speaker 1: never really over, Katie Perry, You have to talk about
Speaker 1: this one. Never really over. Um. I feel like, actually
Speaker 1: I think it was a hit on streaming, but this
Speaker 1: should have been a teenage Dreams size hit. Like I
Speaker 1: listened to it all the time. It's so evocative, it's
Speaker 1: so good. Katie's fucking great. It was really fun live
Speaker 1: it was. And also I think like the song that
Speaker 1: came out after this that's not on the list, small
Speaker 1: Talk is also the Charlie Pooth written and produced. Small
Speaker 1: Talk is also great and almost put really a really
Speaker 1: good era for for Katie that I hope she leans
Speaker 1: into in the next time. I agree. I also never
Speaker 1: forget Daisies, which number thirty nine ring my bell Anit
Speaker 1: Award Best of My Love the Emotions, absolutely perfect song,
Speaker 1: perfect song, and von Zelf Solomon performs out an American
Speaker 1: Idol season for cute When I kissed the Teacher Lily
Speaker 1: James and here we go again. Respect Lily, Lily James
Speaker 1: name and Mommy, I here we go again. You have
Speaker 1: to she she is very impressive. She's great. Did you
Speaker 1: watch any of the Pampa Tommy Pamat, Tommy Baby Driver,
Speaker 1: Mama Mia Um, and then she's in that new Fresh
Speaker 1: Fresh but you're thinking of Sebastian Stan Yeah yeah, yeah
Speaker 1: yeah um. Number thirty six tends to be nice. Josie
Speaker 1: and the Cats pussy Cat, Josie Pussycats. This is really
Speaker 1: really an incredible song and a story and a song that,
Speaker 1: like it was very effective somehow driving the plot like
Speaker 1: it's supposed to in the span of this song. Show
Speaker 1: how the like those girls achieved mainstream success, Like over
Speaker 1: the course of this song they are cho chart toppers.
Speaker 1: Really fine. I don't know where was the Oscar nomination
Speaker 1: for Best Original Song for this take things? Seriously? Do
Speaker 1: you feel? Number thirty five featuring Phoebe Bridgers huge. The
Speaker 1: last time I was on we talked about this song.
Speaker 1: HIV song came out the first that we loaded into
Speaker 1: Fire Island shooting and oh my god, you're right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and um if you like interesting thirty four, This I
Speaker 1: think is too low. This is Selena Gomez has written
Speaker 1: one of the greatest songs of all time with those
Speaker 1: of you to love me. I think it asks um
Speaker 1: so much emotionally everyone that listens to it. Can I
Speaker 1: ask you a question? Is the Queen of Pop on
Speaker 1: this list? Yes? Okay, oh she's been on this. I
Speaker 1: Love Myself was on the list. Yes, the Queen of
Speaker 1: Pop was represented on the the Great Global Songs. I
Speaker 1: just need to make sure absolutely. Number thirty three careful crazy,
Speaker 1: I want to get married Curry Stephani, but we more
Speaker 1: like Belly gave you tsc p it out my whole
Speaker 1: heart to a piece of ship and I thought you
Speaker 1: would learn your lesson about like can pick just now
Speaker 1: return and texts. I'm at first I chuckled that you
Speaker 1: included this. It's but it's one of the best things
Speaker 1: ever because she is like emoting through it in a
Speaker 1: really like, in a great like You can latch onto
Speaker 1: it immediately and you're like you're with her because you
Speaker 1: don't care about a thing about your mother, motherfucking self.
Speaker 1: You make me Sick Number Daisies Katie Perry, A song
Speaker 1: that changed my life. Talk about this song. This is
Speaker 1: really became your personality. It became my personality for a while.
Speaker 1: I've performed to it. I genuinely connect with the idea.
Speaker 1: I did a lipting to it in Bom Springs, Kicked
Speaker 1: out of our home. Number thirty one, Crocodile Rock, El
Speaker 1: John the Facts said, Crocodile Rock Facts said, speaking of
Speaker 1: Facts number thirty room room, I have never experienced, are
Speaker 1: you four? Quite like being in a room full of people.
Speaker 1: While this song came out in New York when she
Speaker 1: just performed last week and everyone me especially, it was
Speaker 1: every single fucking word just screaming. Let like just I've
Speaker 1: never had fun started, I started. I was at the
Speaker 1: pit of the Greek and the pit bumped. Everyone's credit
Speaker 1: to Charlie x x um concert goers. Very well behaved group,
Speaker 1: because we're all in the fucking pit and where everyone's
Speaker 1: jumping up and down straight now toppling over. No like rowdiness.
Speaker 1: Everyone knows to just jump up and down. Little buddy hump.
Speaker 1: Dirty because this is when she fully became Tina. Dirty
Speaker 1: was the sluttiest song of a generation. It said, give
Speaker 1: me a yeast infection. On the music video, shoot, why
Speaker 1: don't you, why don't you do you identify with dirty?
Speaker 1: It's still the most insane music video to watch. She's
Speaker 1: sort of like, it's so filthy. Yeah, filthy. It's giving
Speaker 1: me Joel. It's giving me joel. He just someone who's
Speaker 1: just like, this is medium. I see that, but post
Speaker 1: it later. We'll post it later. Um. This actually the
Speaker 1: Romans revenge, just her parts. The most engagement I had
Speaker 1: throughout the filming of Fire Island was the Instagram stories
Speaker 1: of you guys doing romans revenge. Yeah, I mean, that's
Speaker 1: deep in our history. It's it's in my bones. Not
Speaker 1: get but putting your bitches on? Is it now? To
Speaker 1: wrap your coff you took the spot that I took
Speaker 1: the spot, get off the pot, got out and broken
Speaker 1: off your top, etcetera number mentos, the Freshmaker theme of mentos.
Speaker 1: I mean, we all know it. We all know it.
Speaker 1: I mean, and also like, don't this is crazy to say,
Speaker 1: but like when you sing it, your mouth feels fresh,
Speaker 1: like you know, it's like Brittany Murphy fucking sings to
Speaker 1: it in clueless. I hope they won the Cleo. I
Speaker 1: know about that from Madman, Number Sweet from Downtown Abbey.
Speaker 1: This is one of the most powerful intro songs to
Speaker 1: any television show. Number She Will Kira. When this song
Speaker 1: opened up the Super Bowl halftime, you were so happy.
Speaker 1: Oh and like cantherropy being thrown away as a lyric Darling,
Speaker 1: this is no joke. This is like Capy. She sounds
Speaker 1: like Candice. It's like she's like a word Smith Candice, Candice, Dealer, Diller,
Speaker 1: Bassett more in her later stage ancient voices, Survivor. It's
Speaker 1: a bope. It gets you excited. Fiji Claire Delulon really
Speaker 1: having a moment in a lot of movies, and I
Speaker 1: see being used in every other movie. What's so beautiful?
Speaker 1: It's beautiful, speaking of absolute abject beauty all too well.
Speaker 1: Ten minute version Taylor Swift two. But let's move on
Speaker 1: because we got to talk about number twenty one. Welcome
Speaker 1: to New York. Taylor Swift a different artist, a different artist,
Speaker 1: and a better artist. In my opinion, I love this song.
Speaker 1: Girls with Girls and Boys with boys. She said that
Speaker 1: girls and girls and boys and boys to New York,
Speaker 1: where people are gay, where people are gay. I did
Speaker 1: play this song in my mother's car when we were
Speaker 1: driving back from my sister's wedding into New York, and
Speaker 1: my mom goes, this song is very good and I
Speaker 1: feel amazing being in New York with this song, I
Speaker 1: feel welcomed. I mean, I used to stack you have
Speaker 1: Liberty of pop songs. Yeah, it really is. It stands
Speaker 1: very tall and and definitely shines a light. It's sort
Speaker 1: of the poor in the storm for all pop singers.
Speaker 1: I imagine this. I imagine Lady Liberty dancing to this song,
Speaker 1: and I think she's happy. We're in the top twenty.
Speaker 1: Can we say acknowledge these These are the top twenty
Speaker 1: songs of the world and the Great Global Song Book
Speaker 1: number twenty. Vanessa Hudgens put your sneakers on. Why don't
Speaker 1: you do you have the energy? Did you eat? Do
Speaker 1: you have the energy that those These are important questions,
Speaker 1: These are major questions. Vanessa for the pod, Vanessa for
Speaker 1: the pod. I agree, and I need to confront her.
Speaker 1: You need to confront her about what did I what happened?
Speaker 1: People are going to die. We need to really get
Speaker 1: to the bottom of her. But like I was a
Speaker 1: bigger fan after that, I think it really helped her.
Speaker 1: Oh no, it put her on the map. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: how high or drunk she was, that that she would
Speaker 1: be that transparent and also make that big of a gaff.
Speaker 1: I was like, you real to me, she kind of
Speaker 1: was right, I mean, yeah, okay, number nineteen. Isn't that
Speaker 1: like inevitable? I shouldn't be doing this? And then she
Speaker 1: was the way she laughed, I don't know. I stamped
Speaker 1: and Sneaker Knight really is a bop and it is
Speaker 1: it about sneakers? Is it? It's called sneaker Night, maybe
Speaker 1: sneaker Evening, Sneaker Evening number nineteen and a smne but
Speaker 1: not yours. They are my own, not yours. They are
Speaker 1: my own. And I am never booke. Number eighteen Milk
Speaker 1: Money Fergie. This is the first non duchess song and
Speaker 1: her highest chart players, highest chart placement, let's place, Let's placement. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is a great music video. Great. I mean, Kim Kay,
Speaker 1: Kim Kay poorn milk on herself you have. I think,
Speaker 1: like Christie Chrissie, one of the icons of the of
Speaker 1: the time, speaking of nine number seventeen stretch, I don't
Speaker 1: think there's anything more to say Nope, Just how about this?
Speaker 1: How about just make a YouTube search? How about ros
Speaker 1: there you go? Number sixteen, dip it Low? Christina Milion
Speaker 1: better than ladies who lunch, better than some Hi. I mean,
Speaker 1: Christina Milion is huge right now. So then this was
Speaker 1: the beginning. She couldn't even keep her job on the voice.
Speaker 1: She was the Brian gentleman, the social media correspondent who
Speaker 1: wasn't after season or two that that's doing her dirty.
Speaker 1: I love Christina Milion, Oh me too, the beginning of
Speaker 1: dip it Low, like that's like that warped string. But
Speaker 1: never forget too that she is in Jessica Simpsons Public
Speaker 1: Affair music video with Christina Applicant and Eva Longoria. Amazing,
Speaker 1: never forget some city vibes. Hello number amazing. Great Christians.
Speaker 1: Do you have anything to say about this? Um? No,
Speaker 1: it's a beautiful song. It's a beautiful, gorgeous song and
Speaker 1: a lot of the world it's been arranged many different ways. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can do so much with that. You can do
Speaker 1: a lot with it. Yeah. Number fourteen Am two pm.
Speaker 1: Christina Emilian to have two songs in the top twenty,
Speaker 1: that's how do you know you're a force? That's how
Speaker 1: you know your fir. This song is about longevity, it's
Speaker 1: about lasting AM to PM, and Christina has lost it.
Speaker 1: She has lasted. And I would also say this whenever
Speaker 1: you sort of command somebody hit the lights. It is powerful.
Speaker 1: It's powerful, it is powerful. It stays with me. It's thirteen.
Speaker 1: Why did you do that, Lady Gaga. Just watch the
Speaker 1: movie and you get the movie and you'll get it.
Speaker 1: Sam Elliott Circle moment because we did the Stars Born
Speaker 1: review on this episode and now it's number thirteen of
Speaker 1: the Songs of the World, Number twelve, various alphabe ending
Speaker 1: movie one of Wicked. What is the second movie gonna be?
Speaker 1: No good Deed, No good deed, They're gonna thank goodness,
Speaker 1: thank thank Goodness is a great song. Thank Goodness an
Speaker 1: underrated song in the musical, one of the best act
Speaker 1: two openers. Yes, but I also think thank Goodness will
Speaker 1: be a really fun beginning of the second movie. Yeah
Speaker 1: it will. I actually don't think the two movie thing
Speaker 1: is going to be a disaster. I really don't. I
Speaker 1: think I think that I think they right. I think
Speaker 1: the second movie needs a new song. I think definitely
Speaker 1: actually well, and also what I want is that the
Speaker 1: movies are both not two hours and fifteen minutes long, Like,
Speaker 1: if they're going to split these into two, give us,
Speaker 1: do not do what they did with the Hobbit and
Speaker 1: stretch it for it's in those three movies right that
Speaker 1: it's a very short book. He knored in an afternoon.
Speaker 1: Number eleven, Girl Fight Brooke Valentine one of the most
Speaker 1: violent songs. Number ten. That's the way it is really definitive, definitive,
Speaker 1: definitive as a song, but definitive and sentiment. Yes, And
Speaker 1: that's the way. That's the way it is. What is
Speaker 1: the way? What is it that it can be anything? Selen?
Speaker 1: Congratulations Selene on your highest chart placement, Number nine, Cyrus
Speaker 1: a favorite of mine. A beautiful song. I mean, just
Speaker 1: and did you know that actually this is true, like
Speaker 1: every country singer passed on it. I was gonna say,
Speaker 1: literally it is hearkens back to those like that route
Speaker 1: yet Martina McBride a broken wing moment like we're giving
Speaker 1: concrete angel as mentioned earlier, but every country singer passed
Speaker 1: on this, and she was like, I'll take it, you know.
Speaker 1: Rihanna passed on um, we can't stop. And that's why
Speaker 1: I didn't know. That's why we got the course that
Speaker 1: we got number eight to become one the Spice girls
Speaker 1: condom anthem Condemn Them, a beautiful song that the music
Speaker 1: video is New York. Yeah, it really is New York.
Speaker 1: But this is like the five of them. This is
Speaker 1: like the last single off of Spice, the first album.
Speaker 1: So at this point they were already like fucking icons.
Speaker 1: To do that on your first album, m I love it.
Speaker 1: And also when a baby said be a little bit wiser, baby,
Speaker 1: put it on, put it on. They said social message queens,
Speaker 1: they said, girl powers not our only message? Did not
Speaker 1: they did not know about prep. No, they did not
Speaker 1: know about prep. But they never rowed dogs it in
Speaker 1: their life. But I bet they have sense. Yeah, are
Speaker 1: they're missing out? Number seven? Who let the dogs out?
Speaker 1: Baha man? When I found out that it wasn't real
Speaker 1: dogs used in the Who Who Who? It was just
Speaker 1: the baham thought that that was real dogs. As a child, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I thought they brought the dogs into the booth. Honey,
Speaker 1: you believed to you believe to believe easily. I did
Speaker 1: grow up evangelical Christian. I guess that's sort of the
Speaker 1: definition of should be the tagline. Number six, he loves
Speaker 1: you not Dream. I bet the girls have Dream are
Speaker 1: really excited to have gotten to number six. They will
Speaker 1: be at the party, the party, but they're going to
Speaker 1: look exactly like Dannity Kines. We love them though, he
Speaker 1: loves me, he loves not. Number five The Boys Mine,
Speaker 1: Brandy and Monica sort of a similar sentiment to he
Speaker 1: loves you not he loves me. He loves you not
Speaker 1: right exactly. The boy is mine, the boys and you're
Speaker 1: You're Brandy and I Monica. We've also performed this a bunch.
Speaker 1: Excuse me? Can I please talk to you for a minute? Sure,
Speaker 1: you know you look kind of familiar, Yeah you did too,
Speaker 1: But um, I just wanted to know do you know
Speaker 1: somebody name? Well you know his name? Oh yeah, definitely,
Speaker 1: I know his name. Well, I just want to let
Speaker 1: you know that he's mine. No, no, he is mine.
Speaker 1: Number four Milkshake Plice. I mean the way people reference
Speaker 1: this song constantly still and what is the milkshake? It
Speaker 1: can be anything. It can be anything. It might be titties,
Speaker 1: or it could be really like milkshake. I mean, like
Speaker 1: she made it. She made it just vague enough, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean and not only milkshake can be swapped,
Speaker 1: can be anything. The yard can be a yard to
Speaker 1: the yards. It could be her box, it could be
Speaker 1: her home. So funny just ye people going to the
Speaker 1: yard again, mean girls, When the little girl at the
Speaker 1: screen heye, drive back, Candice Well deserved the best housewife song, period, period, period,
Speaker 1: point blank. Boy, this drive back to You is actually
Speaker 1: a hook that I want to hear again and again.
Speaker 1: I will never forget the live I don't think so
Speaker 1: Honey show in New York over the summer, where this
Speaker 1: song really had just come out and you had not
Speaker 1: made it a part of Like I actually think lost
Speaker 1: called readers now would recognize it and like celebrate it
Speaker 1: in the way. But for you to try to celebrate
Speaker 1: it when no one knew what it was and treating
Speaker 1: it like as though it were a huge hit. Well
Speaker 1: at at my show at New York Comedy Festival, like
Speaker 1: when Greta and my co headlined like I came out
Speaker 1: to drive Back, and like when I tell you the
Speaker 1: crowd was so down for it. I was like, who
Speaker 1: knew that song? And they all screamed, and I was like,
Speaker 1: she owes you a jet, She'll look forward to the
Speaker 1: last Cultures Culture Awards. See if Candice takes home some hardware,
Speaker 1: Candi shows up number two somewhere over the rainbow, Judy Garland,
Speaker 1: I mean, it is a transformative piece of cinema history,
Speaker 1: and you know, musically it has stood and we'll stand
Speaker 1: the test of time. I saw him that still like
Speaker 1: feels like, like puts a sense of on wondering kids today. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think nothing to that. We have arrived at the
Speaker 1: number on the great global songoisodes. Spectacular. Congratulations, congratula to
Speaker 1: be here. Congratulations to both of you. Huge for both
Speaker 1: of you. I'm so proud of both of you. I
Speaker 1: literally am like not as busy as both of you combined,
Speaker 1: and I could not make it to a hundred episodes
Speaker 1: of my podcast, honestly, congratulations though, like Urgent Care, Urgent
Speaker 1: Care did the fucking thing. We we did it. But honestly,
Speaker 1: it is hysterical that we could not make a two
Speaker 1: episodes and we did. We started this in March and
Speaker 1: in different worlds, different worlds, in a different place and time.
Speaker 1: But we have still the Obama. Nevertheless, we've been through
Speaker 1: three different presidents. We have been through three from presidents
Speaker 1: all amazing so that we could all amazing presidents, so
Speaker 1: that we could arrive at this moment of announcing the number.
Speaker 1: But the number one song of the Great Global Songbook
Speaker 1: is Cool for the Summervado experiencing a huge rebirth on
Speaker 1: TikTok Oh. There is no song that gets me more
Speaker 1: in the mood for anything than Cool for the Summer.
Speaker 1: Iconic carecut. At the time, the video was psychotically good,
Speaker 1: the bisexual lighting with the themes of the song. I
Speaker 1: dare anyone to be that iconic. I was literally just
Speaker 1: talking to somebody about this, like I'm sure you get
Speaker 1: d ms that are like, Hey, I'm going through something,
Speaker 1: can you help me? You know, Like I've talked to
Speaker 1: other people in our friend group. Who gets against from strangers? Yea?
Speaker 1: And can you imagine what Demi Levado's inbox looks like?
Speaker 1: Everything that they represent and an honor like their indecs
Speaker 1: must be a mess, must be they're talking about aliens, yeah, ghosts, Yeah,
Speaker 1: they must get all kinds. They probably get a lot
Speaker 1: of people being like I also saw a ghost in
Speaker 1: a froio stand. Yes, they they've invited that in, which
Speaker 1: is you know, wonderful. Listen all I know is with
Speaker 1: all the craziness that goes on in their life, they
Speaker 1: have they have offered cool for the summer to us,
Speaker 1: and cool for the summer if our grandparents had somewhere
Speaker 1: over the rainbow, our grandchildren will have cool for the summer. Well.
Speaker 1: We end every episode with the song. This episode is
Speaker 1: no different. Time me down to your paradise. Don't be
Speaker 1: scared because your body tie. Just that we want to
Speaker 1: try because they you and now and now listen, but
Speaker 1: I don't right sto