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Speaker 1: Hi, baby, how are you doing.

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Speaker 2: I'm good. I'm good. The the earth shaking part of

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Speaker 2: the construction has ended at the lot behind me, but

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Speaker 2: the one next door, we're just in full framing mode.

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Speaker 2: So lots of saws and nail guns, but that is

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Speaker 2: I will take that over the whole house.

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Speaker 3: Sure your nervous system, you can relaxing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was awful, So yeah, having that good. Zoe's Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Zoe's got a soccer championship game. They went to the

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Speaker 2: they go to the or not championship, but they go

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Speaker 2: They're going to the playoffs. So she's got that today

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Speaker 2: and then I'm going to it's a good. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 2: been It's been pretty good, Yello. I feel like I've

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Speaker 2: done things but I can't remember.

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Speaker 3: That's that's just being in your forties as a female.

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Speaker 2: Right did I do? Yeah? I'm like, what what did

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Speaker 2: I do?

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Speaker 3: I was Jem's party. I totally I didn't go. I

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Speaker 3: did there we go. I was like, I know, I know,

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Speaker 3: I know I was supposed to go. I end up

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Speaker 3: not going at all, and I have FOMO because of it.

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Speaker 3: But I was just I was too gassed. I couldn't

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Speaker 3: I get I get I get it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. We uh. We got there at jeff party and

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Speaker 2: he was doing like Super Bowl slash birthday because he

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Speaker 2: didn't do his like big party that he usually does

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Speaker 2: in January whatever. So we got the miscalen. I got

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Speaker 2: there like at two thirty or so because he wanted

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Speaker 2: to watch the game. He's like, I usually don't leave

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Speaker 2: the house. I just want to watch the game. Everybody

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Speaker 2: else wants to party. He loves sports. He's like, I

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Speaker 2: just want to watch the game. And he didn't have

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Speaker 2: a team that he cared about really one way or

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Speaker 2: the other in the game. But we got there and

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Speaker 2: we sat like right in the front. Oh no. But

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Speaker 2: was it set up like it was set up you

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Speaker 2: know how when Jeff has it set up where there's

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Speaker 2: like the stage at one end sort of the patio,

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Speaker 2: and they opened the doors and they like they just

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Speaker 2: sort of extend that big like gathering room or whatever.

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Speaker 2: It was set up like that, but no stage, just

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Speaker 2: the bit, just a big like movie screen. And I

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Speaker 2: we did not take into account just how close we

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Speaker 2: were sitting. It was. We were very close. Even Jeff

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Speaker 2: came up and sat here, was like, wow, you can

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Speaker 2: really see the pixels from here. But I wanted to

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Speaker 2: go up there because I was like, let me go

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Speaker 2: up here so that we can at least see there

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Speaker 2: was a table. I had snacks. Oh there you go. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: It was yeah, it was like burgers and pigs and blankets.

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Speaker 2: It was like the snacks it was. It was cookies.

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Speaker 2: It was yeah, yeah, sliders, burgers, all of it, chicken fingers. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's great. But yeah I did that. And then also,

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Speaker 2: sitting that close when the screen would go white on

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Speaker 2: any commercial, it was like being blinded by the sun

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Speaker 2: with the reflection on. I was like, oh my god,

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Speaker 2: by Retina, like it was so bright clear my Retina's burnie,

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Speaker 2: it was so bright. Yeah, I have sun damage from

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Speaker 2: my eyeballs from this. No, but no, it was really

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Speaker 2: fun and you were missed. You definitely mess at JP

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Speaker 2: and I kept telling people. I was like, oh, she

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Speaker 2: said she's coming later. I know, I know, And looking

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Speaker 2: at made me a liar. I didn't need to make

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Speaker 2: you look badically miss its fine myself. No, it was.

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Speaker 2: It was fun, but I get it, like it, And

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Speaker 2: it was an interesting party because there were some people

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Speaker 2: that came a little later, at like three point thirty

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Speaker 2: four o'clock that were dressed more for the birthday party

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Speaker 2: evening portion of Friday, and then everyone else was dressed

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Speaker 2: in like jeans sports and there would be way there

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Speaker 2: were like five or six women that showed up in

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Speaker 2: like long like dresses and heels and things, and they

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Speaker 2: were like, oh, no, I think we came too early. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: we at the wrong bar. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: It was really nicely, a good mix of characters.

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Speaker 2: It was lovely. But we had we had a good time.

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Speaker 2: It was fun. Uh what else, Yeah, it was good.

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Speaker 2: That was about it. Did you stay to the whole

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Speaker 2: game or did you Yeah? Yeah, yeah, stay the game.

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Speaker 2: We we were going to leave at one point when

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Speaker 2: were like and then and then uh, the Patriots scored

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Speaker 2: and we were like, well hold on, we got to Yeah,

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Speaker 2: we stayed with a little game. The halftime performance was amazing,

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Speaker 2: amazing Sony during the halftime thing and she was so

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Speaker 2: watching it on the big screen like that, everybody in

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Speaker 2: the room was like clapping and dancing it was great.

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Speaker 2: It was great. It definitely captured the vibe of what

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Speaker 2: that was, which was like just party, love, happy, you know, yeah,

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Speaker 2: could you not? How could you sit still during that halftime?

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Speaker 2: I was like, it's a party atmosphere. It was great.

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Speaker 2: That's so awesome, that's yeah.

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Speaker 3: Bummed I missed it, But I was coming off of

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Speaker 3: four nights in a row of show Choir. Oh lord,

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Speaker 3: three hour shows. I'm doing the photography for.

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Speaker 2: It, and I was just like I can't.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well I know, and it's we're just so now

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Speaker 3: we have started competition season for show Choir. So every

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Speaker 3: weekend from here on out, no like Saturday Valentine's Day,

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Speaker 3: I'm doing a fourteen hour day show Choir. So no,

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Speaker 3: So anyways, I was, I.

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Speaker 2: Mean, I mean, oh yeah, but also like oh yeah yeah.

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Speaker 3: So I was just I just I'm like, I can't

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Speaker 2: Can't get on the freeway. Oh no, no, no again,

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Speaker 2: I'll live a distance like even I'm like twenty five,

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Speaker 2: You gotta gear up, and I'm so glad it was

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Speaker 2: great and it was nice to like get out of

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Speaker 2: the house and you know, I chatted it up with

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Speaker 2: John for a while while in his adorable little hippie pants.

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Speaker 2: I was like, what is was he wearing? He was

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Speaker 2: he you know, sometimes he's in these moments where he's

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Speaker 2: just like this is I'm in this mood. And to

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Speaker 2: be fair, the pants were amazing, although I think the

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Speaker 2: zipper was broken on them. Oh which zipper? The zip

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Speaker 2: the only one. It was like payten together. But I

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Speaker 2: very well been that, like the zipper broke on the pants.

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Speaker 2: But also I'm like, those are the kind of pants

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Speaker 2: And I think he'd been doing I forget what show

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Speaker 2: it was. It was, Yeah, it was great, but no,

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Speaker 2: we had a we had a good time. It was fine.

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Speaker 2: I left before the music stuff that I was like,

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Speaker 2: I don't and Jeff was like, wait, we're gonna sing happy.

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Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I was like, I love you,

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Speaker 2: it's your birthday, goobye.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I've had enough people for the day.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, over stimulating, Like I would go outside and like

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Speaker 2: it's okay. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Speaking of John, did you see his audition I put

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Speaker 3: that on air? Quotes his audition for the Duncan commercial

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Speaker 3: at air during the Super Bowl.

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Speaker 2: Yes, it was the one with Matt and uh and

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Speaker 2: and Ben Affleck Ben Affleck.

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Speaker 3: Yes, John is trying to do the Boston accent and.

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Speaker 2: It's it's so bad, that's yeah, John in accents, it's

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Speaker 2: not a yeah trying did he can poke fun at

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Speaker 2: himself that, Yeah, we're such a jerk. Uh hopefully uh

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Speaker 2: doing some things together in the future. And it's always

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Speaker 2: fun to like work with somebody that you know that

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Speaker 2: you can like poke fun at yourself at and sort

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Speaker 2: of just be silly, you know what I mean, You're like,

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Speaker 2: no one's taking it. Yeah, it's it's fun, particularly John,

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Speaker 2: because he did used to take himself so very seriously, right, right,

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Speaker 2: very seriously, and he very yeah. Yeah, yeah, And I

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Speaker 2: think now He's like he's he's grown into it. He's like, oh,

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Speaker 2: it's so great. Yeah that was his His Boston accent

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty rough, but I loved it. It was great,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't watch I didn't watch any of the

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Speaker 2: I saw this. I saw John's bit and that's it.

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Speaker 2: I can't tell you. I mean I enjoy I do

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Speaker 2: enjoy watching sports, Like since my scal's really into it,

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Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't even I don't care, but yeah, like.

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Speaker 3: I do you feel this way about Olympic sports and

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Speaker 3: curling in particular, like we were talking about last episode, I.

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Speaker 2: Don't know that you're supposed to get that excited over curling,

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Speaker 2: but I think it's more of a hushed sport. I

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Speaker 3: I was watching well, not the audience, not the audience,

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Speaker 3: but the people, the curlers, right, the curlers like they're

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Speaker 3: I was just like, that's how I know how it's going,

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Speaker 3: based on their yelling the rules.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what you got. We got a fan

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Speaker 2: email from Canada. Oh, yes, okay, from from a listener,

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Speaker 2: a fan of Rito named Kayleie Reid. Oh, and she said, Hey,

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Speaker 2: Jody and Andrey, and my name is Kaylee and I

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Speaker 2: live in Canada. Oh, hello Canada. Hello. I recently listened

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Speaker 2: to your episode talking about the Winter Olympics, and I

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Speaker 2: feel obliged to inform you that curling is, in fact

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Speaker 2: the national sport of Canada, and some schools even have

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Speaker 2: curling as a pe curriculum. Love your show. What I

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Speaker 2: didn't know that? How did ever?

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Speaker 3: We don't know that this is the national sport of Canada.

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Speaker 2: That's not hockey. I thought it was hockey. I thought it. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I thought it would be hockey too. Wow.

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Speaker 3: Maybe they've adopted a new one because curling has just

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Speaker 3: well curly.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, curling. I feel like I wonder how who

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Speaker 2: was the first curler? Who was the first person that

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Speaker 2: when I need brooms and an ice block? Now you

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Speaker 2: know what I mean? Like I had a large talk. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: very strange. How did this?

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Speaker 3: I need to know the history of curling. Who decides

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Speaker 3: that it's the national sport of Canada? Like is it

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Speaker 3: the Prime minister who makes these decisions? I would say

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Speaker 3: probably play some sort of voting body.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's like the National flower you know, I

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Speaker 2: don't know, we don't you don't really just National hot

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Speaker 2: Manda and what what?

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Speaker 2: Welcome, just that over and over again. Why why do

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Speaker 2: I got, you know, I got a banjo lesson coming up.

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Speaker 3: Welcome back to Howard Tannerito's I'm Andrea Barber and I'm

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Speaker 3: Jody Sweeten, and today we're discussing season six, episode seven,

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Speaker 3: Trouble in Twin Town. It originally aired November tenth, nineteen

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Speaker 3: Becky's rich cousins are in town and don't get along

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Speaker 2: It's like a CVS receipt.

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Speaker 3: We have Marklynn Baker as cousin Dick donald.

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Speaker 2: Sah great, I love marklen Baker. So talent, so such

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Speaker 3: As most people know, he played Larry Appleton on one

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Speaker 2: He also directed a lot of Perfect Rangers.

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Speaker 2: He's been director keeping.

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Speaker 3: It in the family right, Yeah, he's fantastic. Most recently,

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Speaker 3: I'm so excited to see him. She wasn't playing such

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Speaker 3: And then we have Aaron Brown as Darla Donaldson.

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Speaker 2: Oh that was a show.

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Speaker 3: It was okay, I didn't think it, but okay, fantastic.

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Speaker 2: No, not at all, neither all.

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Speaker 3: I got a bird feeder for a Christmas I got Michael,

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Speaker 2: The casting for that much. You know, that is like

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Speaker 3: Harmonica players in polka dots. Yeah no, that would be

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Speaker 3: They're completely stunned by this performance, as was that.

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Speaker 3: Danny proclaims, I don't know why, but I really feel

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Speaker 3: to hear your spirited rendition of Stairway to heaven.

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Speaker 3: As the Twins leave the stage, Danny informs the viewers

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Speaker 2: And then they sign off of the show.

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Speaker 3: Of course Danny's toasting it right, he's the only host

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Speaker 2: But I can do this. Not a twin. You wouldn't

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Speaker 3: bigger than me. Becky asks if he feels threatened, but

435
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:08,600
Speaker 3: Danny nervously shrugs it off.

436
00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:09,600
Speaker 2: No, not at all.

437
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:10,880
Speaker 3: If you need me, I'll be at.

438
00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:12,280
Speaker 2: The gym, he rushes off.

439
00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:16,000
Speaker 3: Becky is getting ready to leave and admits to Jesse

440
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:20,200
Speaker 3: something he doesn't want to hear, so she asks him

441
00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:23,879
Speaker 3: not to whine. My cousin Dick and his wife Donna

442
00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:29,440
Speaker 3: are in from Nebraska, and Jesse whins, oh, those rich snobs.

443
00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:34,439
Speaker 3: Becky points out the obvious that he's whining, but Jesse replies, no,

444
00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:36,400
Speaker 3: I'm not, I'm just voicing.

445
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:37,600
Speaker 2: A manly complaint.

446
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:40,639
Speaker 3: She tells them they brought their twins, Debbie and Darla,

447
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:45,240
Speaker 3: and they're having dinner with them tonight. Jesse again whines, oh,

448
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:46,040
Speaker 3: we're having.

449
00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:47,000
Speaker 2: Dinner with them too.

450
00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:50,479
Speaker 3: Becky gives him a look, and Jesse acknowledges that that

451
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:53,399
Speaker 3: one was a whine.

452
00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:57,119
Speaker 2: All I think of is the kid that shakes the

453
00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:58,680
Speaker 2: fish in finding Nemo.

454
00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:04,000
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, right, dart with darlaces and stuff.

455
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:08,199
Speaker 2: Yeah.

456
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:11,680
Speaker 3: Next in the kitchen, DJ step and Kimmy are sitting

457
00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:14,280
Speaker 3: at the table snacking on cookies and milk when Steph

458
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:18,560
Speaker 3: comes downstairs and turns directly to DJ and Steve. I'm

459
00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:21,439
Speaker 3: glad you're here, she says. Kimmy speaks up, Hey, what

460
00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:25,200
Speaker 3: about me? Steph turns and glances at her without saying

461
00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:28,000
Speaker 3: a word, and then she turns back and says it's Steve. DJ,

462
00:24:28,119 --> 00:24:31,879
Speaker 3: I'm glad you're here. That was a good that was

463
00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:32,360
Speaker 3: a good burn.

464
00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:32,720
Speaker 2: Yea.

465
00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:36,000
Speaker 3: She says she's got a boy problem, and DJ and

466
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:41,399
Speaker 3: Steve are intrigued. Stephanie explains, it's serious. This boy, Jimmy

467
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:44,680
Speaker 3: Laster is always pulling my hair and giving me noogies.

468
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:48,280
Speaker 3: Why is he doing that? Steve's reason is because she

469
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:51,080
Speaker 3: has a good noogie head. But DJ thinks Jimmy may

470
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:55,360
Speaker 3: like her and is too immature to say anything. Stephanie

471
00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:58,000
Speaker 3: is surprised to hear this, and DJ gives her advice,

472
00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:00,119
Speaker 3: you should do the mature thing and give him a

473
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:03,880
Speaker 3: maybe he'll want to get together, and then Kimmy chimes in,

474
00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:06,120
Speaker 3: or do what I do, get an eight hundred number

475
00:25:06,119 --> 00:25:07,280
Speaker 3: and advertise on cable.

476
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:14,320
Speaker 2: Wow, Kimmy definitely. When the Internet was invented, she definitely

477
00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:19,439
Speaker 2: uh oh nearly was kidnapped and murdered by by people

478
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:21,840
Speaker 2: she met on the internet because she has a zero

479
00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:26,560
Speaker 2: zero idea of how to be low key.

480
00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:29,399
Speaker 3: No, she yeah, she's not low key. She has no

481
00:25:29,520 --> 00:25:32,680
Speaker 3: fear of danger or she's just like putting it all

482
00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:37,680
Speaker 3: out there, Kimmy. And that's my whole contribution that this

483
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:39,639
Speaker 3: was a case of the writers didn't know what to

484
00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:47,600
Speaker 3: do with me, but just have her say two jokes

485
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:51,359
Speaker 3: and then she's out, so right done. Next in the

486
00:25:51,359 --> 00:25:55,760
Speaker 3: living room, the doorbell rings and Becky answers. It's cousin

487
00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:58,800
Speaker 3: Dick and Donna with their twins, Debbie and darlaf.

488
00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:02,159
Speaker 2: Someone needed to stop with the names. It was like

489
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:07,240
Speaker 2: the Kardashians before they existed, right, I mean Donna Donaldson.

490
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:13,600
Speaker 3: I know it's a mouthful, Donna, Donna Donaldson. Everyone is

491
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:16,720
Speaker 3: excited to see each other, and Becky welcomes them inside.

492
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:19,960
Speaker 3: Donna reveals it's been a while since they've seen each other.

493
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:23,840
Speaker 3: Her face sours. She remembers, we haven't seen you since

494
00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:29,240
Speaker 3: you and Jesse got you know, married. Dick sarcastically asks

495
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:33,000
Speaker 3: how are you holding up? Which you know that's a

496
00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:34,800
Speaker 3: valid question when you're married to Jesse.

497
00:26:36,119 --> 00:26:40,480
Speaker 2: I'm like, Dick, I mean, you're kind of a pompous twat,

498
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:45,439
Speaker 2: but yes, you may have a point. He's not you

499
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:48,480
Speaker 2: know what I mean, it's not he a little handful

500
00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:51,800
Speaker 2: of this, Jesse. Oh yeah.

501
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:54,400
Speaker 3: So just then, Jesse makes his way downstairs and he's

502
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:57,360
Speaker 3: holding the twins. He stops dead in his tracks when

503
00:26:57,359 --> 00:27:00,639
Speaker 3: he notices the Cousins and tells his boys, this is

504
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:04,359
Speaker 3: life lesson number thirty seven pretending to like someone.

505
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:08,840
Speaker 2: I'd move that down to the top ten, right, you

506
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:10,640
Speaker 2: know what I mean, that's when you got it. That's

507
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:12,280
Speaker 2: one of the first few you get it. Like, I

508
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:13,359
Speaker 2: gotta learn to be nice.

509
00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:18,360
Speaker 3: That's a skill. Yeah, that takes some work. Jesse greets

510
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:22,200
Speaker 3: the cousins, but Dick only compliments the kids, calling them cute.

511
00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:28,240
Speaker 3: He emphasizes they look just like Rebecca you lucked out there, which.

512
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:30,320
Speaker 2: Is hilarious to me. You're like, yeah, thank god, your

513
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:34,520
Speaker 2: boys don't look anything like John Stamos. Right, It's like,

514
00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:39,000
Speaker 2: come on, Dick, Yeah, you're being one right. Yes, I

515
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:41,600
Speaker 2: was waiting for that joke. They're in the subtext.

516
00:27:42,359 --> 00:27:45,480
Speaker 3: In the subtext, Jesse does a courtesy laugh and Dick

517
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:49,400
Speaker 3: notes small joke. Jesse responds, well, you know what they say,

518
00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:53,600
Speaker 3: small joke, small mind, and Dick's amusement fades as Becky

519
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:57,480
Speaker 3: lets out an awkward laugh. I'm so uncomfortable watching this.

520
00:27:57,560 --> 00:28:02,480
Speaker 3: I'm just attention terrible. Then Joey and Michelle walk into

521
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:05,920
Speaker 3: the room and say hi. Becky introduces everyone, and Michelle

522
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:09,399
Speaker 3: cannot keep up with all of these d names. They

523
00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:11,679
Speaker 3: look at Joey and ask, oh, you must be Danny,

524
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:16,280
Speaker 3: but he corrects them. Becky explains, oh, Joey, Jesse, and

525
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:18,480
Speaker 3: the twins, and I we all live in Danny's house

526
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:22,119
Speaker 3: with Danny and his daughters. Jesse adds, Becky and I

527
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:23,800
Speaker 3: have a place in the attic.

528
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:29,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, insane. That is insane together like that? Actually, yeah,

529
00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:32,359
Speaker 2: when you put it all together, how did how did

530
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:35,919
Speaker 2: Becky not go, oh my god? Can you say it

531
00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:36,480
Speaker 2: like that?

532
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:37,320
Speaker 1: Yes?

533
00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:42,440
Speaker 2: Yes, like that. It's ridiculous, ridiculous, And.

534
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:44,080
Speaker 3: It's not until you talk to people outside of the

535
00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:45,840
Speaker 3: full house that you realized how.

536
00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:49,440
Speaker 2: Ridiculous it is. Trapped in their own little bubble.

537
00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:53,200
Speaker 3: So Donna and Dick are appalled at this living arrangement,

538
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:58,520
Speaker 3: and Donna comments how quaint. Joey cuts the awkwardness by

539
00:28:58,560 --> 00:28:59,160
Speaker 3: getting the kids.

540
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:01,479
Speaker 2: He has no idea though, how big this attic is?

541
00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:04,160
Speaker 2: All right? Like true, she's thinking it's like a like

542
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:07,760
Speaker 2: a crawl space like she's house. She has no idea.

543
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:10,880
Speaker 3: True, it's larger than the living room, so you know huge.

544
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:15,560
Speaker 3: Donna needs to hold her judgment until she goes upstairs.

545
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:18,560
Speaker 2: I bet, I bet Donna doesn't have a recording studio

546
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:22,000
Speaker 2: in her apartment. That's got from the attic to the downstairs.

547
00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:23,400
Speaker 2: I bet that didn't happen.

548
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:26,800
Speaker 3: They don't have the moving company. The strength of the

549
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:28,480
Speaker 3: girls as the mover movie.

550
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:33,280
Speaker 2: I bet you have to pay for all your home renovation, Donna.

551
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:37,560
Speaker 2: The Tanners are self sufficient, Dania. You want to you

552
00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:42,120
Speaker 2: host the twin convention? Donna? Actually that would make more

553
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:46,280
Speaker 2: sense than Danny. But whatever, It's neither here nor there, okay.

554
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:49,000
Speaker 3: So Joey finally cuts this awkwardness, rushes the kids into

555
00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:52,840
Speaker 3: the kitchen for cookies, and asks Debbie and Darla, you

556
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:56,040
Speaker 3: do love fresh baked cookies, don't you? And one of

557
00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:59,240
Speaker 3: the Twin girls replies, we prefer store bought.

558
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:03,280
Speaker 2: That was an interesting joke. I would have flipped that joke.

559
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:06,520
Speaker 2: I would have flipped it too, like why is they're

560
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:09,920
Speaker 2: judging being contrary? But I feel like the joke could

561
00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:12,200
Speaker 2: have been like, oh, yeah, you know, come on in,

562
00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:14,680
Speaker 2: We'll have some cookies and milk, and and they go

563
00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:18,880
Speaker 2: like are they are they homemade or store bought? Yeah?

564
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:23,120
Speaker 2: I meant is we only eat homemade choice? Yes? That

565
00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:24,120
Speaker 2: didn't make sense.

566
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:28,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, it felt like the snootier version would be Yeah,

567
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:30,640
Speaker 3: I agree, that was a miss I'm gonna go back

568
00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:34,040
Speaker 3: and every ride it was a misfire, this shot this.

569
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:37,640
Speaker 2: We gotta find some twins, markln Baker. I need some

570
00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:40,520
Speaker 2: harmonica playing twins. I'll tell you that much. This will

571
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:46,440
Speaker 2: be easy to recreate. No for all done? So, uh

572
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:47,000
Speaker 2: what happens?

573
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,680
Speaker 3: Oh, Joey does a pop ey voice, he mocks them,

574
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:52,840
Speaker 3: and he finally just takes the kids out. Dick and

575
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:57,080
Speaker 3: Donna are beaming. Aren't our girls cute? I can't wait

576
00:30:57,160 --> 00:31:00,360
Speaker 3: to see them in the favorite Twins contest. Becky thinks

577
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:03,600
Speaker 3: this sounds fun and suggests they enter Nikki and Alex,

578
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:07,040
Speaker 3: but Jesse immediately hates this idea and doesn't want to

579
00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:09,880
Speaker 3: parade them around like trained baboons.

580
00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:22,640
Speaker 2: Donas bamboos bam boons. Sorry, sidetrack is things for a moment.

581
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:25,800
Speaker 2: I'm giggly.

582
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:29,720
Speaker 3: I've I got into the Valentine candy.

583
00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:38,000
Speaker 2: Was it laced with psilocybin? It's just a sugar rush.

584
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:43,000
Speaker 2: I was like, eat a bunch of candy. Hit me right,

585
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:46,320
Speaker 2: you're gonna by by the second episode we recorded it,

586
00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:48,840
Speaker 2: You're just gonna be like drooling on the microphone having

587
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:55,400
Speaker 2: crashed out. Get back to the bamboons, All right? Where

588
00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:56,560
Speaker 2: are the baboons? Here we go?

589
00:31:57,440 --> 00:32:01,080
Speaker 3: Dick and Donna pause and shock at his call, and

590
00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:03,720
Speaker 3: Becky Change is the subject, whoa look at the time.

591
00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:05,120
Speaker 3: Shouldn't we be going to dinner?

592
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:08,800
Speaker 2: Whole dinner? Those people? I know this is painful.

593
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:10,960
Speaker 3: As they all get up, Jesse doesn't want to go

594
00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:14,560
Speaker 3: because he's got some schoolwork to do. Dick asks if

595
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:19,760
Speaker 3: he's working on his PhD, and Jesse nervously tells them, well, actually.

596
00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:21,080
Speaker 2: It's a pre PhD.

597
00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:24,920
Speaker 3: He's forced to admit it's his high school diploma, not

598
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:28,840
Speaker 3: a master's or a bachelor's. Dick laughs, thinking it's a joke,

599
00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:33,440
Speaker 3: but he realizes Jesse is serious, and he jokes, well,

600
00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:34,280
Speaker 3: you can come to dinner.

601
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:38,040
Speaker 2: It's not a school night. Jesse just punch him in

602
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:41,080
Speaker 2: the face. Jesse's being incredibly restrained on someone.

603
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:44,480
Speaker 3: I know he should he should punch him. Now, this

604
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:49,880
Speaker 3: guy's obnoxious, Jesse sarcastically tells Donna, well, I see why

605
00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:53,560
Speaker 3: you married him. Donna replies why because he's funny, and

606
00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:56,280
Speaker 3: Jesse shades them No, because he's rich.

607
00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:01,400
Speaker 2: It does sort of explain back parents a little bit, though,

608
00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:05,200
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because these are the Ridge I was like, okay,

609
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:08,920
Speaker 2: and they're on the Donalds inside, they're on Dad's side, yes, yes,

610
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:12,960
Speaker 2: so uh they come from wealth, they come yeah, they're

611
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:16,160
Speaker 2: they're the they're the wealthier Nebraskans.

612
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:20,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, there the socialites of Nebraska.

613
00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:23,760
Speaker 2: They are, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. So that I

614
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:26,840
Speaker 2: was like, okay, okay, it kind of came out of nowhere,

615
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:31,000
Speaker 2: but I was like, no, actually this fits. That does fit. Yep, yep.

616
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:33,280
Speaker 3: That the only continuity in the entire.

617
00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:36,440
Speaker 2: Show, since they made the strange choice of making Becky's

618
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:41,200
Speaker 2: parents like that anyway, at least go with works.

619
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:47,360
Speaker 3: So Dick plays off the joke, telling everyone that they're

620
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:50,640
Speaker 3: going to dinner at the most expensive place in town

621
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:54,440
Speaker 3: and it's on them. Of course, he snidely remarks, we

622
00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:56,200
Speaker 3: know you're a struggling musician.

623
00:33:56,960 --> 00:33:58,600
Speaker 2: This is Becky. I know.

624
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:01,840
Speaker 3: Becky defends Jesse with his radio job and his number

625
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:05,560
Speaker 3: one single in Japan, but Dick is not impressed. Well,

626
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:08,360
Speaker 3: if we ever have dinner in Japan, it'll be your treat.

627
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:11,200
Speaker 3: Dick and Donna both laugh as they make their way

628
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:14,919
Speaker 3: out the door, and Dick again turns around saying small joke.

629
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:15,600
Speaker 2: Hmm.

630
00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:19,719
Speaker 3: Jesse angrily tells Becky that guy is a small joke.

631
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:23,040
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get him. Becky asks for no violence, but

632
00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:26,439
Speaker 3: Jesse has another idea. Who's talking about violence. I'm gonna

633
00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:32,239
Speaker 3: order a twelve pound lobster. Perfectly that they exit twelve

634
00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:34,239
Speaker 3: pound lobster. I could go for them.

635
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:35,560
Speaker 2: It's a gigantic lobster.

636
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:40,560
Speaker 3: Next up in DJ's room, DJ's on her computer when

637
00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:42,879
Speaker 3: Stephanie walks in and lets her know she took her

638
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:44,680
Speaker 3: advice and called Jimmy.

639
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:52,279
Speaker 2: It's a pre it's a preview, Jimmy. That's right. Oh,

640
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:53,120
Speaker 2: that's so sweet.

641
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:56,319
Speaker 3: DJ turns and asks her, was I right?

642
00:34:56,640 --> 00:34:57,400
Speaker 2: Does he like you?

643
00:34:57,840 --> 00:35:01,359
Speaker 3: And Stephanie reveals he hates her. If I call him again,

644
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:07,520
Speaker 3: he'll have me arrested for harassment. That seems like, I

645
00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:11,319
Speaker 3: know a little that's a little aggressive. DJ sits on

646
00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:13,640
Speaker 3: the bed with Stephanie and they have a girl chat

647
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:17,840
Speaker 3: about guys, but she offers contradictory advice. Boys are simple

648
00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:22,400
Speaker 3: and complicated. Steph asks for clarification, I just want to

649
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:25,520
Speaker 3: know how to tell if a guy likes me. DJ

650
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:28,120
Speaker 3: tells her if he's staring at you and you have

651
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:30,680
Speaker 3: no gunk in your teeth, then maybe he likes you

652
00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:34,800
Speaker 3: and he'll start fixing his hair. Steph makes a mental

653
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:37,720
Speaker 3: note of this, okay, staring hair fixing?

654
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:38,920
Speaker 2: What else? What else?

655
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:42,600
Speaker 3: DJ suggests, Well, then you smile at him, but just

656
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:44,960
Speaker 3: a half smile, because you don't want to scare him off.

657
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:48,480
Speaker 3: Steph shows DJ her attempt at a half smile, and

658
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:51,839
Speaker 3: DJ laughs at her, admitting that would definitely scare off

659
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:54,839
Speaker 3: a guy more of a smise if he want it

660
00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:59,080
Speaker 3: was a smile smile, you were smising? Well, yeah, Steph

661
00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:01,200
Speaker 3: continues to be you're for more advice.

662
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:04,640
Speaker 2: She wants more details, so DJ shares.

663
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:06,960
Speaker 3: Well, just do everything I said, and if you do

664
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:10,000
Speaker 3: it right, he'll come over and talk to you. Steph

665
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:13,160
Speaker 3: asks what's next, but DJ doesn't go into more detail,

666
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:16,880
Speaker 3: reminding her she's only in fifth grade. Steph's eager smile

667
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:18,920
Speaker 3: smile turns to a frown.

668
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:23,040
Speaker 2: It's a cute little scene. I was gonna say, I

669
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:25,799
Speaker 2: like this little scene between DJ and staff of like,

670
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:27,400
Speaker 2: you know, boy moments.

671
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:29,640
Speaker 3: It's cute boy because I know easterly advice.

672
00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:32,600
Speaker 2: I definitely see my girls now that they're a little older,

673
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:35,760
Speaker 2: have their moments. Oh, it's cute, sweet, so sweet.

674
00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:40,360
Speaker 3: Next, in Stephan Michelle's room, Michelle walks in with Debbie

675
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:43,319
Speaker 3: and Darla, who are carrying their backpacks and scoping out

676
00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:48,600
Speaker 3: Michelle's room with judgmental glarees. Michelle asks what they would

677
00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:50,680
Speaker 3: like to do, and they wonder if Michelle has a

678
00:36:50,719 --> 00:36:54,480
Speaker 3: TV VCR or laser disc player.

679
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:59,160
Speaker 2: Oh, a laser disc player was the height of early

680
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:05,040
Speaker 2: nineties bougeness. This was It was a basic technology. It was. Yeah,

681
00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:08,440
Speaker 2: it was. If you had a laser disc player, you

682
00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:15,000
Speaker 2: basically owned a record size disc. Yes, it's like CD

683
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:17,680
Speaker 2: of a movie. It was basically what it was like.

684
00:37:17,719 --> 00:37:21,560
Speaker 2: They were huge, it cumbersome. It was before DVD. I

685
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:23,200
Speaker 2: don't know why the hell we made him so big.

686
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:26,080
Speaker 3: I don't either, Yeah, but it was. It was a

687
00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:28,840
Speaker 3: flex man. It was a flex if you had a

688
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:30,160
Speaker 3: laser just.

689
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:33,520
Speaker 2: Knew someone who got in a lot of trouble for

690
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:35,239
Speaker 2: and I swear to God this is not me. I

691
00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:38,719
Speaker 2: know someone who got in a lot of trouble who

692
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:44,200
Speaker 2: worked at a laser disc store and stole a ridiculous

693
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:46,399
Speaker 2: amount of laser discs but did not have a laser

694
00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:46,920
Speaker 2: disc player.

695
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:51,000
Speaker 3: Oh no, oh no, clept Domainia for the sake.

696
00:37:52,239 --> 00:37:56,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, lived with two people that he worked with. Very stupid,

697
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:57,760
Speaker 2: very very stupid.

698
00:37:58,160 --> 00:38:01,280
Speaker 3: Not the bright bold, but LaserDiscs, you guys.

699
00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:04,160
Speaker 2: I mean they were obviously worth enough that people would

700
00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:05,839
Speaker 2: steal them. Yeah, there you go.

701
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:09,759
Speaker 3: It was good enough for the Donaldson's in Nebraska, So

702
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:10,359
Speaker 3: there you go.

703
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:13,200
Speaker 2: I mean a TV, a VCR that's also.

704
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:17,239
Speaker 3: Like wooo, slow down there, you know this is a

705
00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:22,440
Speaker 3: who fancy stuff. But Michelle offers her mister potato Head instead,

706
00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:28,239
Speaker 3: and the girls reply in unison boring. They proceed to

707
00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:31,200
Speaker 3: pull out a handheld video game and each start playing

708
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:34,680
Speaker 3: Pallerinas of Death while they take a seat on Michelle's bed.

709
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:36,359
Speaker 2: My favorite game. I love that one.

710
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:40,200
Speaker 3: Michelle walks over and asks when can I have a

711
00:38:40,239 --> 00:38:43,359
Speaker 3: turn at One of the twins raises her eyebrows and

712
00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:47,520
Speaker 3: tells her when you buy one. Michelle Huff's, boy, is

713
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:48,839
Speaker 3: this gonna be a fun night?

714
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:53,000
Speaker 2: Tom to bottom. This whole fem this whole family is

715
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:57,719
Speaker 2: just miserable to be around. Do not like them.

716
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:01,759
Speaker 3: Back in the living room, later that night, Jesse, Dick,

717
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:05,200
Speaker 3: and Donna and Becky walk in. Jesse is full from dinner.

718
00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:08,520
Speaker 3: He ate a whole lobster and thinks that he could

719
00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:12,600
Speaker 3: sweat butter. At this point, Dick comments, I hope you

720
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:16,399
Speaker 3: didn't ruin your best T shirt, and Jesse looks down

721
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:19,000
Speaker 3: at his simple white tea and then glares at Dick

722
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:24,240
Speaker 3: while the audience reacts with a ooh. Even the audience

723
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:26,160
Speaker 3: is tired of this family, right.

724
00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:29,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.

725
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:33,360
Speaker 3: Joey walks in with Darla and Debbie and he tells

726
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:36,799
Speaker 3: Donna he made them ice cream Sundays. Donna thanks them

727
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:40,080
Speaker 3: and asks the twins to say thank you too. However,

728
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:43,719
Speaker 3: the girls respond with an ungrateful comment instead they would

729
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:47,880
Speaker 3: have been better with hot fudge. Joey reacts, Oh, you're

730
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:51,240
Speaker 3: very welcome. Always a pleasure, and winks as he rushes

731
00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:53,400
Speaker 3: out of the living room.

732
00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:55,760
Speaker 2: A lot of sugar, just here to have some cookies.

733
00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:58,520
Speaker 2: Here have an ice cream set. They're hanging out with Michelle.

734
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:01,920
Speaker 2: That's why. Yes, sugar binge, sugar binge.

735
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:02,919
Speaker 1: Uh.

736
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,120
Speaker 3: Dick and Donna sit on the couch to hang out,

737
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:09,440
Speaker 3: and Dick announces some news from their hometown. Mary Ellen

738
00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:16,840
Speaker 3: Matthews married Doyce Plunk. Donna adds he was Becky's old boyfriend.

739
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:20,400
Speaker 3: We all thought that she was gonna marry him. Becky

740
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:23,239
Speaker 3: clarifies she was never going to marry him, but Dick

741
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:26,760
Speaker 3: insists in a smug tone, mary Ellen sure is counting

742
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:30,560
Speaker 3: her blessings. As Dick and Donna both laugh, Jesse is

743
00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:34,440
Speaker 3: silently mocking them. Dick shares that she lives in a

744
00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:38,000
Speaker 3: mansion and gets a new Cadillac Coope Deville every year.

745
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:42,040
Speaker 3: They both look at Jesse. Ah that turn, that slow

746
00:40:42,239 --> 00:40:45,000
Speaker 3: turn to Jesse so obnoxious?

747
00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:48,120
Speaker 2: Right, Oh so Joe Mark len Baker was always so

748
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:50,760
Speaker 2: good at playing like just so obnoxious. Yeah.

749
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:54,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, his reactions were just as good, if not better

750
00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:57,239
Speaker 3: than his Oh he was saying his lines it's so good,

751
00:40:58,440 --> 00:41:01,560
Speaker 3: and Jesse jokes, yeah, but trypop and a wheelie on

752
00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:05,000
Speaker 3: one of those things. Then they both insist on leaving

753
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:09,440
Speaker 3: because they are worried about their hubcaps being stolen. Donna

754
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:11,560
Speaker 3: and the girls make their way out, and Becky sends

755
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:14,839
Speaker 3: them off and goes upstairs to check on the twins.

756
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:17,360
Speaker 3: Dick and Jesse are left alone in the room, and

757
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:20,279
Speaker 3: as they're walking toward the door, Jesse stops Dick and

758
00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:25,280
Speaker 3: has a serious conversation about his dislike toward him. Dick explains, well,

759
00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:28,319
Speaker 3: I'd like you as an acquaintance, I'd like you as

760
00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:31,680
Speaker 3: a waiter. I'd even like you as a mechanic, but

761
00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:35,360
Speaker 3: as a cousin, well, let's just say we always imagined

762
00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:41,880
Speaker 3: Rebecca with someone better. Jesse responds, let me tell you something.

763
00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:45,000
Speaker 3: I'm not your acquaintance, and I'm not your waiter, and

764
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:48,280
Speaker 3: if I were your a mechanic, you'd be having break problems.

765
00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:52,320
Speaker 3: There we go, audience cheers, There we go. Jesse crosses

766
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:56,719
Speaker 3: his arms and mocks Dick. Small joke. Dick acknowledges he

767
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:59,439
Speaker 3: knows where they stand, but makes sure to tell him

768
00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:01,960
Speaker 3: it was a aren't move, not entering his twins in

769
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:06,160
Speaker 3: the expo because his kids would just get rejected. Jesse

770
00:42:06,239 --> 00:42:09,600
Speaker 3: fights back, rejection. All right, now you've pushed me too far.

771
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:12,360
Speaker 3: You know what I'm gonna enter my kids in that contest,

772
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:15,440
Speaker 3: and they're gonna make you wish you never left Nebraska.

773
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:19,760
Speaker 3: Pal Dick, here's those fighting words. And he makes another

774
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:24,160
Speaker 3: small joke saying his lobster bib was too tight. Jesse

775
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:26,560
Speaker 3: yells out the door. Now here's a big joke for you.

776
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:30,440
Speaker 3: I don't even like lobster and he slams the door shut.

777
00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:35,600
Speaker 2: Wow, the gloves are off. Wow. And it's just I mean,

778
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:39,439
Speaker 2: here come the parading of the bamboons. You know the bamboo, right,

779
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:42,120
Speaker 2: the parading of the bamboos, Like, forget it, They're gonna

780
00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:43,600
Speaker 2: be the ultimate parade.

781
00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:45,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're just bambooing all those.

782
00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:53,560
Speaker 2: Boom bamboom just everywhere. Next, we're finally at this Twin

783
00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:56,840
Speaker 2: expo bottom ban banda boom.

784
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:09,600
Speaker 3: Joey, Steph, Michelle, Becky, Jesse and the Twins all walk

785
00:43:09,719 --> 00:43:14,200
Speaker 3: into the expo and there are twins everywhere, including free

786
00:43:14,239 --> 00:43:19,440
Speaker 3: ones those dogs that walk by Favor Dreams. Well, if

787
00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:20,880
Speaker 3: they're part of the same litter.

788
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:23,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I get Yeah, they don't have twins, they just

789
00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:26,000
Speaker 2: it's all wins. You're all just related. I thought about that.

790
00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:31,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is such peak sitcom absurdity, just seeing.

791
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:35,600
Speaker 2: Like, how do you cast that many twins, call like,

792
00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:40,160
Speaker 2: just send us double, just send us everyone that has

793
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:42,840
Speaker 2: a spare. Just all the twins. We need them, all

794
00:43:43,239 --> 00:43:45,960
Speaker 2: all ages, just send them all.

795
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:49,480
Speaker 3: Yeah they are because they are all ages, all gender,

796
00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:52,600
Speaker 3: all everything. That's just a good mix of turns out.

797
00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:56,360
Speaker 2: Twins coming all of those things, all of those things, right.

798
00:43:56,600 --> 00:44:00,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not just two little girls year old mogul

799
00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:03,200
Speaker 3: you know, millionaire moguls.

800
00:44:03,239 --> 00:44:05,600
Speaker 2: They are. They come in all shapes inside I believe

801
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:08,000
Speaker 2: it pronounce bamboo.

802
00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:14,720
Speaker 3: So Stephen Michelle walk off to look at more twins

803
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:15,840
Speaker 3: when they're.

804
00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:20,239
Speaker 2: In some sort of a circus. So weird. Uh.

805
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:24,040
Speaker 3: When Dick, Donna, Darla, and Debbie walk in, Dick is

806
00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:27,799
Speaker 3: already in an arrogant mood. He asks Jesse, when my

807
00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:30,640
Speaker 3: kids win the Favorite Twins contest, do you think you

808
00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:33,480
Speaker 3: could help me carry that huge trophy out to my car.

809
00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:37,600
Speaker 3: Jesse refuses because he thinks his twins are gonna win.

810
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:41,440
Speaker 3: Dick questions, really, well, you think you have room for

811
00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:44,360
Speaker 3: that trophy up there in the old attic and his

812
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:47,160
Speaker 3: family laughs at that thought and they walk away.

813
00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:50,200
Speaker 2: Dick has no idea of the attic of what he'speaking. No, no,

814
00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:52,160
Speaker 2: they are making fun of this. They have no clue.

815
00:44:52,239 --> 00:44:56,400
Speaker 2: It's it's probably bigger than their mansion. To Yeah, Becky.

816
00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:58,640
Speaker 3: Points out that she only wanted to enter the contest

817
00:44:58,719 --> 00:45:01,200
Speaker 3: for fun, but now I was just turned into beating

818
00:45:01,239 --> 00:45:05,680
Speaker 3: her cousin, and Jesse jokes that that is fun. Why

819
00:45:05,719 --> 00:45:07,000
Speaker 3: is Becky complaining about? Like?

820
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:10,040
Speaker 2: Why doesn't Becky step in and like sach her cousin something?

821
00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:13,600
Speaker 2: You know, he's obnoxious? Yeah, why don't you invite him over?

822
00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:17,080
Speaker 3: Right? Like this is why is she complaining to Jesse

823
00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:20,400
Speaker 3: now when she should be having a word with her cousin, say, hey, cool,

824
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:22,160
Speaker 3: you're acting like a jerk.

825
00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:27,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, stick up for your husband, Becky. Goodness? Uh so.

826
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:29,240
Speaker 3: Then Becky and Jesse leave to go get the kids

827
00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:32,880
Speaker 3: ready for the contest. Meanwhile, stephan Michelle are over by

828
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:36,400
Speaker 3: the signing table. When Stephanie sees a pair of cute

829
00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:40,120
Speaker 3: boy twins, they are around her age and they're staring

830
00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:43,319
Speaker 3: at her. Steph asks Michelle to see if they're they're

831
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:45,879
Speaker 3: still looking, so Michelle turns her head over to check,

832
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:49,360
Speaker 3: but Steph scolds her for looking, and Michelle doesn't understand

833
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:50,880
Speaker 3: how else she could see.

834
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:52,880
Speaker 2: Them if she's not so true.

835
00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:58,120
Speaker 3: Stephanie follows DJ's instructions and tells Michelle, okay, time for

836
00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:01,719
Speaker 3: a half smile. How's this and Michelle replies, I think

837
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:03,280
Speaker 3: you need the other half.

838
00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:07,160
Speaker 2: As Stephanie smiles.

839
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:10,680
Speaker 3: The twins start fixing their hair. It's just like DJ said,

840
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:15,239
Speaker 3: they like me, Michelle, no offense, but get lost, and

841
00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:20,040
Speaker 3: Michelle surprisingly has no objections. Well since you asked nicely, okay, and.

842
00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:23,040
Speaker 2: She walks away off in the convention center by herself.

843
00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:25,560
Speaker 2: See Elida, Michelle, Well you do see.

844
00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:27,759
Speaker 3: At the last minute, Joey reaches out to grab her

845
00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:29,640
Speaker 3: hand and I'm like, thank goodness, somebody goes.

846
00:46:29,719 --> 00:46:31,600
Speaker 2: Someone's like, oh no, there's a loose child.

847
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:34,120
Speaker 3: Because Ellen Gilas wrote this episode, she's like, we need

848
00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:36,040
Speaker 3: to have a parental figure in the background.

849
00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:40,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, receiving this child so she doesn't wander up.

850
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:46,880
Speaker 3: So the cute twins walk over to steph and introduce themselves.

851
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:50,359
Speaker 3: Their names are Andrew and Thomas, and they ask if

852
00:46:50,360 --> 00:46:53,080
Speaker 3: she has a twin too, because they really like doing

853
00:46:53,160 --> 00:46:54,400
Speaker 3: stuff with twins.

854
00:46:54,239 --> 00:46:59,919
Speaker 2: That I can't. When they said, the line got said

855
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:04,000
Speaker 2: and I went, okay, leave it alone, leave it alone,

856
00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:06,520
Speaker 2: you drop it, you drop the joke.

857
00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:13,160
Speaker 3: Stephanie at first says no, but then remembers, as a

858
00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:16,520
Speaker 3: matter of fact, she does have a twin sister. The

859
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:19,160
Speaker 3: boys ask where she is, and Steph rushes off to

860
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:22,760
Speaker 3: find her. She finds DJ and Steve, who is holding

861
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:26,560
Speaker 3: two basket trays of fries, and quickly asks DJ for

862
00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:30,080
Speaker 3: her hat and sweater. DJ asks why, but Steph pleads

863
00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:34,880
Speaker 3: with her, don't ask questions. It's an emergency, please. DJ agrees,

864
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,680
Speaker 3: takes off her sweater and gives her the hat, the

865
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:39,760
Speaker 3: very blossom coated hat.

866
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:40,439
Speaker 2: Love those.

867
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:43,960
Speaker 3: She thinks she looks fine, but Steph tells her right

868
00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:45,840
Speaker 3: before she runs off, it's not for me, it's for

869
00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:46,400
Speaker 3: my sister.

870
00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:52,920
Speaker 2: DJ shouts and questions, Michelle, there's so much confusion happening.

871
00:47:54,320 --> 00:47:57,479
Speaker 3: Steph returns to the boy twins and says Stephanie told

872
00:47:57,520 --> 00:48:00,240
Speaker 3: her all about them, but when they ask her name,

873
00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:05,480
Speaker 3: she pauses, uh, Bethany. They continue, so, Bethany, what do

874
00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:09,480
Speaker 3: you and Stephanie do for fun? Stephanie doesn't have an answer,

875
00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:12,759
Speaker 3: so she makes something up. Oh, you know the same thing.

876
00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:17,839
Speaker 3: Then they question where Stephanie is. Steph reacts, oh, Stephanie,

877
00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:20,319
Speaker 3: she was with me a second ago. I'll go find her.

878
00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:23,920
Speaker 3: She's not quite herself today, and then she runs off. Meanwhile,

879
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,080
Speaker 3: Danny is sitting on the stage with a cell phone

880
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:29,320
Speaker 3: asking for Vicky Larson, who is in the Chicago Bears

881
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:30,040
Speaker 3: locker room.

882
00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:34,799
Speaker 2: We have a cell phone? Is a cell phone? Or

883
00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:37,240
Speaker 2: is he no? I didn't even I don't remember.

884
00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:39,359
Speaker 3: Is it a cell phone or is it like a

885
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:41,760
Speaker 3: like a stage phone.

886
00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:44,160
Speaker 2: I don't know, an expo fi. I can't now. I

887
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:46,520
Speaker 2: can't remember. I can't picture it now. Was it like

888
00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:48,719
Speaker 2: a like a like one of those big giant like

889
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:50,359
Speaker 2: SAT phones, you know what I mean, like.

890
00:48:50,280 --> 00:48:52,800
Speaker 3: With the has a chordless phone. I bet it was

891
00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:55,440
Speaker 3: a chordless phone, but not a cell phone.

892
00:48:55,520 --> 00:48:55,879
Speaker 2: I don't.

893
00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:57,399
Speaker 3: I don't have to go back and watch this because

894
00:48:57,440 --> 00:48:58,840
Speaker 3: I don't. I don't remember.

895
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:01,200
Speaker 2: Either way.

896
00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:04,439
Speaker 3: He's on some sort of phone and uh oh, yeah.

897
00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:06,640
Speaker 3: So he's describing Vicky as the only one in the

898
00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:10,560
Speaker 3: locker room wearing high heels, and apparently the person on

899
00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:12,239
Speaker 3: the other end of the phone tells him that that's

900
00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:16,320
Speaker 3: not necessarily true. Stephanie is now back with the Twins

901
00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:20,360
Speaker 3: without her hat and sweater and introduces herself as Bethany,

902
00:49:20,920 --> 00:49:24,560
Speaker 3: but the boys thought that she was Stephanie, so she pauses,

903
00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:28,399
Speaker 3: realizes she isn't wearing her hat and thinks about it. Oh,

904
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:33,400
Speaker 3: you're absolutely right, I am Stephanie. The boys realize something

905
00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:33,839
Speaker 3: is off.

906
00:49:34,080 --> 00:49:35,360
Speaker 2: There's a stuff.

907
00:49:35,480 --> 00:49:40,080
Speaker 3: Very quick, Stephanie comes clean. The truth is, I don't

908
00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:42,359
Speaker 3: have a twin. I made it up because you said

909
00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:45,200
Speaker 3: you only hang out with twins. One of the boys

910
00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:48,000
Speaker 3: steps up, saying he can make an exception, but the

911
00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:50,680
Speaker 3: other fights for her because he saw her first. They

912
00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:54,120
Speaker 3: go back and forth, fighting over her, and Steph puts

913
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:58,000
Speaker 3: up her arms to both of them. Boys boys, boys, boys,

914
00:49:58,080 --> 00:50:00,760
Speaker 3: let's not fight. There's enough of me to go around,

915
00:50:01,239 --> 00:50:04,560
Speaker 3: and she latches onto them and they escort her to

916
00:50:04,640 --> 00:50:09,120
Speaker 3: the contest, and the audience goes, Woo, there's Steph.

917
00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:12,799
Speaker 2: She's got game. Yeah. Yeah, don't hate the player, hate

918
00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:15,359
Speaker 2: the game, you know what I mean? Steph is always

919
00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:19,479
Speaker 2: on it. Yeah. I love this for Stephanie. She's like, yes,

920
00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:21,520
Speaker 2: she's got game. Yeah.

921
00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:24,560
Speaker 3: I am kind of surprised this bit only lasted one scene, Like,

922
00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:27,000
Speaker 3: I felt like they could have carried this for multiple

923
00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:30,000
Speaker 3: could have been scenes of you pretending to be Bethany

924
00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:32,600
Speaker 3: and Stephanie and Bethany and Stephany, but uh, you know,

925
00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:35,160
Speaker 3: like they had other they had other twins to get

926
00:50:35,160 --> 00:50:40,000
Speaker 3: to Yeah, there was a lot. At the contest, Joey

927
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:42,839
Speaker 3: and Michelle are sitting on the stage. Joey points out

928
00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:45,600
Speaker 3: her cousins and suggests you can wish them good luck

929
00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:48,640
Speaker 3: before the contest. Michelle gives him a big smirk because

930
00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:51,960
Speaker 3: she doesn't want to, and Joey shakes his head or not.

931
00:50:53,200 --> 00:50:55,480
Speaker 3: Michelle asks why she should be nice to them when

932
00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:59,480
Speaker 3: they were mean to her, and Joey explains, well, because

933
00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:03,640
Speaker 3: being nice is contagious and maybe they'll catch it. Michelle

934
00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:07,120
Speaker 3: then smiles big and replies, like chicken pox and they'll

935
00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:11,000
Speaker 3: get all itchy. Joey realizes he used the wrong word

936
00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:14,480
Speaker 3: to describe it. As Debbie and Darla walk over. Michelle

937
00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:18,120
Speaker 3: actually does wish them good luck, and they're both confused

938
00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:21,680
Speaker 3: and suspicious. What do you mean by that? Michelle clarifies,

939
00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:26,200
Speaker 3: I mean good luck and in unison they both reply, oh,

940
00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:29,839
Speaker 3: thank you. Joey adds always a pleasure. As they take

941
00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:33,200
Speaker 3: their spots for the contest, Michelle is surprised by the

942
00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:36,239
Speaker 3: reaction and tells Joey, did you see that they even said,

943
00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:38,400
Speaker 3: thank you, Joey knew it?

944
00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:39,520
Speaker 2: What did I tell you?

945
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:43,080
Speaker 3: And they give each other a high five. It's finally

946
00:51:43,080 --> 00:51:46,280
Speaker 3: time for the contest. Music starts playing and Danny walks

947
00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:49,080
Speaker 3: out on stage. He tries to warm up the audience

948
00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:51,600
Speaker 3: with a joke. I'm your host, Danny Tanner, and no

949
00:51:51,880 --> 00:51:55,920
Speaker 3: you're not seeing single there's only one of me at

950
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:57,080
Speaker 3: least acknowledges this.

951
00:51:57,200 --> 00:52:02,280
Speaker 2: That ridiculousness of him that's like, yeah, it's a twin expo.

952
00:52:02,719 --> 00:52:04,040
Speaker 2: This was not what we were told.

953
00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:09,960
Speaker 3: He goes on to introduce the first contestant, the Spellman

954
00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:15,080
Speaker 3: Twins from Indiana. The twin cheerleaders do a cheer routine

955
00:52:15,120 --> 00:52:18,360
Speaker 3: on stage, and Steve roots for them in the audience.

956
00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:21,319
Speaker 3: DJ gives him a look and he quickly calms down

957
00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:22,040
Speaker 3: and puts.

958
00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:23,200
Speaker 2: His arms around her.

959
00:52:23,719 --> 00:52:26,840
Speaker 3: Next up are a pair of very muscular twins, Lex

960
00:52:26,960 --> 00:52:30,359
Speaker 3: and Rex. Danny thanks them and tries to make another joke,

961
00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:33,120
Speaker 3: Oh man, I haven't seen that much beef since my

962
00:52:33,239 --> 00:52:38,440
Speaker 3: last double whopper, and again the crowd is silent. Danny

963
00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:39,040
Speaker 3: taps the mic.

964
00:52:39,239 --> 00:52:39,840
Speaker 2: Is this thing on?

965
00:52:41,360 --> 00:52:45,960
Speaker 3: He's just he is bombing like jad, yeah, bad bad.

966
00:52:46,840 --> 00:52:50,320
Speaker 3: Now it's time for the next contestant, the Donaldson Twins.

967
00:52:51,239 --> 00:52:52,040
Speaker 2: Dick is off to the.

968
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:56,000
Speaker 3: Side, wishing them to make Daddy proud and waves to

969
00:52:56,040 --> 00:53:00,279
Speaker 3: Donna in the audience. These poor kids, they do on

970
00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:04,279
Speaker 3: stage and recite a poem, The Majesty of America, the

971
00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:06,920
Speaker 3: Beauty of the Sea, The Seven Wonders of the World

972
00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:11,680
Speaker 3: are not as cute as we are. The audience claps.

973
00:53:12,160 --> 00:53:14,240
Speaker 3: Dick walks them off the stage after they give.

974
00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:17,879
Speaker 2: A cute curtsy. I would have picked something different.

975
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:21,440
Speaker 3: That would that didn't highlight anything skillful.

976
00:53:21,160 --> 00:53:23,920
Speaker 2: Or All it did was remind me of the Twins

977
00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:29,080
Speaker 2: from the Shining in that hallway, you know. I was

978
00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:32,120
Speaker 2: like that they would be standing at the end of

979
00:53:32,120 --> 00:53:36,960
Speaker 2: the hallway. Yeah, just just like read round the Majesty

980
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:42,080
Speaker 2: of America. Yeah, America they yeah, the Depressions, Seven Wonders

981
00:53:42,120 --> 00:53:44,200
Speaker 2: of the World, and then just like the elevator opens

982
00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:45,200
Speaker 2: with the blood crashing out.

983
00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:49,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, that would have been a much more interesting twist.

984
00:53:50,760 --> 00:53:54,680
Speaker 2: Story. Yeah, enter them in the twin competition. Let's see

985
00:53:54,719 --> 00:53:57,360
Speaker 2: how they do. So.

986
00:53:57,440 --> 00:54:00,520
Speaker 3: Danny then moves on to the last twins in the competition.

987
00:54:01,080 --> 00:54:02,080
Speaker 3: It's Nikki and Alex.

988
00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:06,719
Speaker 2: It's quick competition. It's only four contestant. Yeah, that's it.

989
00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:10,440
Speaker 3: Jesse quickly puts a stereo on the stage and turns

990
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:14,480
Speaker 3: off the lights. The boys walk on stage in Elvis outfits,

991
00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:18,880
Speaker 3: with their hair slicked back, and they're holding mini guitars.

992
00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:23,080
Speaker 2: It's so cute. This is ridiculous, but so cute.

993
00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:26,560
Speaker 3: The crowd is loving it, cheering and applauding as the

994
00:54:26,600 --> 00:54:29,080
Speaker 3: twins jiggle and dance to the music.

995
00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:32,560
Speaker 2: And is this music? Is this the theme song to

996
00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:36,120
Speaker 2: the family feud? I was, I was confused. There was

997
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:38,719
Speaker 2: an Elvis song from his days when he used to

998
00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:43,399
Speaker 2: wear the capes and he would go like the yeah,

999
00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:46,040
Speaker 2: it was in the it was in the fat Elvis days,

1000
00:54:46,160 --> 00:54:49,359
Speaker 2: the suits and the thing and be sweating a lot

1001
00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:51,239
Speaker 2: and just kind of go over like Neil.

1002
00:54:51,040 --> 00:54:53,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, so it's a it's a thing.

1003
00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:58,200
Speaker 2: It's a yeah. It's definitely like an Elviss thing. So funny.

1004
00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:03,440
Speaker 3: Their act can and Danny announces Elvis the next Generation,

1005
00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:05,759
Speaker 3: and now if we could, let's bring all of our

1006
00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:08,839
Speaker 3: contestants up on the stage while our judges make their

1007
00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:12,960
Speaker 3: final decision. In the audience, Michelle tells Joey and Becky

1008
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:17,000
Speaker 3: that Nicky and Alex were so adorable. Joey agrees Becky

1009
00:55:17,080 --> 00:55:21,080
Speaker 3: must be so proud, but Becky sarcastically tells them, oh yeah,

1010
00:55:21,320 --> 00:55:27,280
Speaker 3: having twin Elvis impersonators every mother's dream. Back on stage,

1011
00:55:27,600 --> 00:55:30,240
Speaker 3: Danny is about to read the results when his phone rings.

1012
00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:34,279
Speaker 2: He nervously answers, oh, I know. I'm like, how can

1013
00:55:34,320 --> 00:55:37,560
Speaker 2: I not remember? How do we not remember this? I

1014
00:55:37,600 --> 00:55:38,560
Speaker 2: don't know, I don't know.

1015
00:55:39,560 --> 00:55:43,120
Speaker 3: Uh. So he answers the phone uh and he's still

1016
00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:45,880
Speaker 3: holding the mic. It's Vicky, but he tells her he

1017
00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:48,200
Speaker 3: can't talk, and then he wonders, are you still in

1018
00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:51,239
Speaker 3: the locker room? Was that a towel snap? And then

1019
00:55:51,320 --> 00:55:54,920
Speaker 3: as he says goodbye, he calls her honeybuns. The crowd

1020
00:55:54,960 --> 00:55:57,360
Speaker 3: overhears everything and they all react with.

1021
00:55:57,360 --> 00:55:58,160
Speaker 2: A big awe.

1022
00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:01,719
Speaker 3: Danny is embarrassed as he questions where was I, and

1023
00:56:01,840 --> 00:56:07,440
Speaker 3: Jesse jumps in the winners honey buns. The drum roll

1024
00:56:07,520 --> 00:56:11,880
Speaker 3: continues as Danny reids our runners up and second place winners.

1025
00:56:11,520 --> 00:56:14,280
Speaker 2: Are Debbie and Darla Donaldson.

1026
00:56:15,520 --> 00:56:19,200
Speaker 3: Dick is shocked at this result and starts making a fuss.

1027
00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:22,840
Speaker 2: It's a mistake, He demands a recount. I feel like

1028
00:56:23,120 --> 00:56:26,840
Speaker 2: I know who Dick and Donna are Yes, you know

1029
00:56:26,840 --> 00:56:29,759
Speaker 2: what I mean, I know them, I know exactly who

1030
00:56:29,840 --> 00:56:36,200
Speaker 2: they are. Yep, yeah, yep, just check every box, checking

1031
00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:41,319
Speaker 2: all the boxes. Yes. Danny instructs Lex and Rex to

1032
00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:42,280
Speaker 2: pick Dick.

1033
00:56:42,239 --> 00:56:45,520
Speaker 3: Up and escort him off the stage. As the audience cheers.

1034
00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:50,320
Speaker 3: Danny continues, and now it's time to announce our first

1035
00:56:50,360 --> 00:56:54,880
Speaker 3: place winners. They are Nikki and Alex Genzopoles woo. The

1036
00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:59,040
Speaker 3: crowd at the contest cheers loudly. As Dick and Donna

1037
00:56:59,120 --> 00:57:02,560
Speaker 3: are baffled. One of the twins throws his sash to

1038
00:57:02,680 --> 00:57:06,440
Speaker 3: Becky as Joey and Michelle are laughing and cheering.

1039
00:57:07,719 --> 00:57:13,799
Speaker 2: I could say if if the winners of a contest

1040
00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:19,400
Speaker 2: lived in the same house and were sort of related

1041
00:57:19,480 --> 00:57:24,840
Speaker 2: to the host, I would have questions as someone who

1042
00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:31,200
Speaker 2: didn't win. You know, this is the Tanner's world and

1043
00:57:31,240 --> 00:57:33,760
Speaker 2: everyone is literally just living in it, so of course

1044
00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:36,280
Speaker 2: they have to win. But I would have had questions.

1045
00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:39,600
Speaker 3: It doesn't seem legal.

1046
00:57:39,880 --> 00:57:43,120
Speaker 2: Instance, I'm kind of like Dick, you might be it

1047
00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:46,240
Speaker 2: might be, yeah, he might, he might, But also your

1048
00:57:46,280 --> 00:57:48,520
Speaker 2: twins were creepy and they didn't do anything interesting.

1049
00:57:48,160 --> 00:57:50,560
Speaker 3: So yeah, they were the shining twins, so they definitely

1050
00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:52,600
Speaker 3: didn't deserve to win. But yeah, I know this. This

1051
00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:55,800
Speaker 3: family's all about nepotism, so this is not a shock

1052
00:57:55,880 --> 00:57:56,240
Speaker 3: at all.

1053
00:57:56,360 --> 00:57:57,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, not a shock.

1054
00:57:58,280 --> 00:58:00,960
Speaker 3: And the boys were super cute, so they were They

1055
00:58:00,960 --> 00:58:04,520
Speaker 3: were very cute. Back at the house, in the kitchen,

1056
00:58:05,040 --> 00:58:09,560
Speaker 3: Jesse is polishing the trophy and singing, we kicked their butts.

1057
00:58:10,520 --> 00:58:14,120
Speaker 3: Becky then walks downstairs and sees him. Jesse excitedly shares

1058
00:58:14,160 --> 00:58:16,680
Speaker 3: an ideal with her. Let's take a picture of this trophy.

1059
00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:18,520
Speaker 3: We'll put it on a Christmas card and send it

1060
00:58:18,520 --> 00:58:22,880
Speaker 3: to your idiot cousins. Becky sarcastically thinks that we'll send

1061
00:58:22,960 --> 00:58:26,680
Speaker 3: some Christmas cheer and wonders why Jesse is so obsessed

1062
00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:27,560
Speaker 3: with her cousin.

1063
00:58:28,120 --> 00:58:31,800
Speaker 2: What do you mean obsessed? Where have you been, Becky?

1064
00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:39,200
Speaker 2: They've been fighting? Yeah, what, this guy's a jerk, Becky.

1065
00:58:39,280 --> 00:58:39,600
Speaker 1: I know.

1066
00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:43,720
Speaker 3: Jesse isn't obsessed. He just wants to write in the

1067
00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:46,280
Speaker 3: sky losers over this guy's mansion.

1068
00:58:46,680 --> 00:58:49,600
Speaker 2: Totally reasonable, Becky laughs.

1069
00:58:49,720 --> 00:58:53,919
Speaker 3: Jesse admits he is a tad obsessed. He says, it's

1070
00:58:53,960 --> 00:58:55,840
Speaker 3: just that I wanted to show him even though I

1071
00:58:55,880 --> 00:58:57,840
Speaker 3: can't buy you a mansion. And I can't buy you

1072
00:58:57,880 --> 00:59:02,200
Speaker 3: a new coop Deville every year. We have really great kids.

1073
00:59:03,160 --> 00:59:05,880
Speaker 3: Becky has her arm around Jesse and he wonders aloud

1074
00:59:05,880 --> 00:59:09,600
Speaker 3: if she would have been happier with Doyce Plunk. Becky

1075
00:59:09,680 --> 00:59:14,680
Speaker 3: reacts Rebecca Plunk. Jesse asks for clarification, and Becky says,

1076
00:59:14,720 --> 00:59:18,520
Speaker 3: of course not, Jess. I don't care about cars and money,

1077
00:59:18,800 --> 00:59:21,120
Speaker 3: and I don't care what other people think. All I

1078
00:59:21,160 --> 00:59:24,360
Speaker 3: care about is you and our life together, and I

1079
00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:27,440
Speaker 3: wouldn't trade one minute of it for all the mansions

1080
00:59:27,520 --> 00:59:32,640
Speaker 3: in Nebraska. Jesse smiles and Becky touches his hair. He

1081
00:59:32,680 --> 00:59:38,320
Speaker 3: admits he did kind of overreact. What No, that's never

1082
00:59:38,360 --> 00:59:43,400
Speaker 3: happened ever, But Becky defends it, knowing her cousin is

1083
00:59:43,440 --> 00:59:46,600
Speaker 3: a jerk, and she's glad they kicked their butt.

1084
00:59:46,840 --> 00:59:47,440
Speaker 2: There we go.

1085
00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:51,760
Speaker 3: Jesse lovingly tells her, sweetheart, I may act a little

1086
00:59:51,760 --> 00:59:55,840
Speaker 3: crazy sometimes, but it's only because I'm crazy about you.

1087
00:59:56,600 --> 00:59:59,280
Speaker 2: They kiss. I don't know it's because of that. I

1088
00:59:59,280 --> 01:00:01,240
Speaker 2: think it's I think the there's more reasons that he

1089
01:00:01,320 --> 01:00:03,600
Speaker 2: acts crazy, but I'm glad that it's that. You know,

1090
01:00:03,800 --> 01:00:09,800
Speaker 2: and they and they're yeah, because he was crazy about you.

1091
01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:13,080
Speaker 2: Bro you were this guy before re Becca showed up.

1092
01:00:13,160 --> 01:00:16,720
Speaker 3: He was this guy in season one that he wasn't

1093
01:00:16,720 --> 01:00:21,040
Speaker 3: even here yet, so totally totally. So they kissed and

1094
01:00:21,160 --> 01:00:23,040
Speaker 3: he golds the trophy up, and that is our show.

1095
01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:28,320
Speaker 2: So I don't know, what do you think was? What

1096
01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:31,800
Speaker 2: did you think of this episode? Overall? What do you

1097
01:00:31,840 --> 01:00:33,680
Speaker 2: give it?

1098
01:00:33,680 --> 01:00:35,480
Speaker 3: It was mid It was kind of mid mid.

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01:00:36,040 --> 01:00:36,360
Speaker 1: It was.

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01:00:36,760 --> 01:00:40,520
Speaker 2: It didn't. I was gonna say it didn't move the

1101
01:00:40,520 --> 01:00:42,360
Speaker 2: plot along, but when is a full house episode ever

1102
01:00:42,360 --> 01:00:47,480
Speaker 2: done that? It didn't, but it just wasn't. It was

1103
01:00:47,520 --> 01:00:48,520
Speaker 2: a filler episode.

1104
01:00:48,600 --> 01:00:48,880
Speaker 1: It was.

1105
01:00:49,160 --> 01:00:51,760
Speaker 2: It was the one where you're like, oh, let's you know,

1106
01:00:51,880 --> 01:00:56,760
Speaker 2: nothing really vital is happening to anyone in the house, right,

1107
01:00:56,880 --> 01:00:59,280
Speaker 2: It's not really a main character, like I mean, it's

1108
01:00:59,360 --> 01:01:00,560
Speaker 2: Jesse and Becky, but like.

1109
01:01:01,120 --> 01:01:07,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, seeing low steaks like the Cousins were

1110
01:01:07,640 --> 01:01:10,160
Speaker 3: too unlikable. I have no doubt the actors performed it

1111
01:01:10,200 --> 01:01:12,560
Speaker 3: the way it was written and direct, yes, but I

1112
01:01:12,600 --> 01:01:15,560
Speaker 3: feel like they were just written to it just killed

1113
01:01:15,560 --> 01:01:16,400
Speaker 3: the comedy for me.

1114
01:01:17,560 --> 01:01:18,720
Speaker 2: So they were so.

1115
01:01:20,320 --> 01:01:23,280
Speaker 3: Mar Baker is a likable guy, so I'm like, ah, wish,

1116
01:01:23,360 --> 01:01:26,200
Speaker 3: I wish they had been likable villains in that sense.

1117
01:01:26,640 --> 01:01:28,800
Speaker 3: We're just jerks, And I'm like, this isn't fun to.

1118
01:01:28,680 --> 01:01:32,480
Speaker 2: Watch a conxious So yeah, I don't I don't love.

1119
01:01:33,080 --> 01:01:36,480
Speaker 2: Don't love that left fan.

1120
01:01:36,840 --> 01:01:39,480
Speaker 3: I can see why she thought the Tanners were preferable.

1121
01:01:42,080 --> 01:01:44,720
Speaker 2: Is way better than the Donaldson crazy.

1122
01:01:45,280 --> 01:01:47,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, at least you know they're all down to earth

1123
01:01:47,720 --> 01:01:50,360
Speaker 3: and love each other and about status.

1124
01:01:50,720 --> 01:01:55,640
Speaker 2: House, so they're saving money that way. So yeah, did

1125
01:01:55,680 --> 01:01:58,480
Speaker 2: you have any everywhere? He looks I got none. Apparently

1126
01:01:58,520 --> 01:02:01,120
Speaker 2: we weren't paying attention at all because we're very confused

1127
01:02:01,320 --> 01:02:06,160
Speaker 2: by this phone. And of course I'm like, no, he

1128
01:02:06,240 --> 01:02:08,560
Speaker 2: just picks up a cell phone. But I'm like, no, that's.

1129
01:02:08,360 --> 01:02:11,520
Speaker 3: Not there were no cell phone warning tunes. It's gotta

1130
01:02:11,560 --> 01:02:13,760
Speaker 3: be a it had to be a cordless phone. I'm

1131
01:02:13,760 --> 01:02:16,800
Speaker 3: gonna go back and watch, but uh, yeah it.

1132
01:02:16,680 --> 01:02:18,720
Speaker 2: Was maybe they did have something, but there's like a

1133
01:02:18,720 --> 01:02:21,520
Speaker 2: big break a brick. Yeah, like the heavy, the big

1134
01:02:21,720 --> 01:02:25,200
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, trying to remember when did they?

1135
01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:27,640
Speaker 2: Did my mom have one? Like did I you know

1136
01:02:27,640 --> 01:02:28,040
Speaker 2: what I mean?

1137
01:02:29,240 --> 01:02:31,920
Speaker 3: We had a car phone, a car phone. I had

1138
01:02:31,920 --> 01:02:34,400
Speaker 3: a car phone which was attached with a cord.

1139
01:02:34,160 --> 01:02:36,680
Speaker 2: Because it was you had to you had to install

1140
01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:38,840
Speaker 2: it in your car because it was a satellite phone

1141
01:02:39,200 --> 01:02:42,800
Speaker 2: and those big giants like you had to install the

1142
01:02:42,280 --> 01:02:47,160
Speaker 2: the GP the thing. Yeah, the little antenna and oh

1143
01:02:47,160 --> 01:02:50,280
Speaker 2: that was high tech. Hi. When you saw somebody with

1144
01:02:50,320 --> 01:02:52,920
Speaker 2: that antenna on a car, you're like, oh, they've made it.

1145
01:02:53,640 --> 01:02:58,080
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, No, I didn't see any I

1146
01:02:58,160 --> 01:03:00,400
Speaker 3: have know everywhere he looks, all those twins and the

1147
01:03:00,400 --> 01:03:02,040
Speaker 3: convention center, I.

1148
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:05,040
Speaker 2: Didn't see any uh, not a not a twin or

1149
01:03:05,040 --> 01:03:06,520
Speaker 2: a single. I knew no.

1150
01:03:06,640 --> 01:03:09,480
Speaker 3: And I'm shocked the writers didn't find some way to

1151
01:03:09,640 --> 01:03:13,520
Speaker 3: incorporate both Olsen's into this episode. I'm like, it's coming,

1152
01:03:13,680 --> 01:03:14,360
Speaker 3: it has to be.

1153
01:03:14,280 --> 01:03:18,400
Speaker 2: Coming to any excuse. We need it right. But that

1154
01:03:18,440 --> 01:03:23,240
Speaker 2: would have been just not not a big enough meta

1155
01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:26,960
Speaker 2: we need yeah, yeah House, we could have done it

1156
01:03:27,120 --> 01:03:31,760
Speaker 2: right right full House. We weren't like self referential enough. True,

1157
01:03:31,840 --> 01:03:32,680
Speaker 2: it was sort of true.

1158
01:03:33,240 --> 01:03:35,120
Speaker 3: And last time we saw both girls they were it

1159
01:03:35,240 --> 01:03:38,280
Speaker 3: was like a dream sequence where it was the devil.

1160
01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:41,160
Speaker 2: And the good Michelle bad, and then we're going to

1161
01:03:41,240 --> 01:03:42,320
Speaker 2: have the Greek Michelle.

1162
01:03:42,840 --> 01:03:45,520
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, okay, so we need to say we're saving it.

1163
01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:47,680
Speaker 3: We're saving it for later for oh.

1164
01:03:49,600 --> 01:03:54,520
Speaker 2: I remember it well, yeah, but yeah, that's what. That's

1165
01:03:54,520 --> 01:03:57,120
Speaker 2: all I got was that was a thing.

1166
01:03:57,440 --> 01:03:59,880
Speaker 3: It was a thing that we did, the thing we saw.

1167
01:04:00,400 --> 01:04:01,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, it didn't.

1168
01:04:01,200 --> 01:04:03,360
Speaker 3: It wasn't a mover and shaker, but it was it

1169
01:04:03,400 --> 01:04:06,720
Speaker 3: was a whatever. Yeah it was. It was a fever

1170
01:04:06,840 --> 01:04:07,760
Speaker 3: dream of twins.

1171
01:04:08,240 --> 01:04:11,680
Speaker 2: There so many twins, Yeah, lots, so many twins.

1172
01:04:11,800 --> 01:04:13,920
Speaker 3: Yes, I would love me talk to a casting director

1173
01:04:13,920 --> 01:04:15,080
Speaker 3: about Probably not.

1174
01:04:15,280 --> 01:04:18,560
Speaker 2: That many for the size of San Francisco and apparently

1175
01:04:18,960 --> 01:04:21,120
Speaker 2: a convention where a bunch of people are traveling from

1176
01:04:21,120 --> 01:04:21,640
Speaker 2: other states.

1177
01:04:21,920 --> 01:04:25,280
Speaker 3: But that's true, that's true, but for Hollywood, for for

1178
01:04:25,360 --> 01:04:29,800
Speaker 3: more for yeah, stage twenty four, stage a lot of twins,

1179
01:04:29,960 --> 01:04:30,360
Speaker 3: a lot.

1180
01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:31,480
Speaker 2: Of twins for stage twenty four.

1181
01:04:31,600 --> 01:04:33,880
Speaker 3: So all right, well all right, that was the thing.

1182
01:04:34,360 --> 01:04:36,840
Speaker 3: All right, everybody, what did you think?

1183
01:04:37,080 --> 01:04:39,080
Speaker 2: Tell us? What did you think? Fandos? Did you were you?

1184
01:04:39,240 --> 01:04:39,400
Speaker 2: Was it?

1185
01:04:39,480 --> 01:04:39,680
Speaker 1: Mid?

1186
01:04:39,880 --> 01:04:42,520
Speaker 2: Was it? Is this your favorite episode? For some reason?

1187
01:04:42,760 --> 01:04:43,400
Speaker 2: I'd love you?

1188
01:04:43,600 --> 01:04:43,760
Speaker 1: Why?

1189
01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:44,200
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1190
01:04:44,240 --> 01:04:47,400
Speaker 3: Are there twins out there watching this and listening to this?

1191
01:04:47,640 --> 01:04:49,320
Speaker 3: And we're like, have you ever entered a contest?

1192
01:04:49,920 --> 01:04:52,120
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, have you? Is there a twin contest? We

1193
01:04:52,160 --> 01:04:54,440
Speaker 2: need to know if you know a twin contest, if

1194
01:04:54,480 --> 01:04:57,640
Speaker 2: you've been in one, if you've judged. Yeah, you need

1195
01:04:57,640 --> 01:05:01,760
Speaker 2: to know. I need yeah, much like we have questions.

1196
01:05:02,240 --> 01:05:04,720
Speaker 3: So we've learned so much from the fan ritos so much.

1197
01:05:04,880 --> 01:05:07,480
Speaker 2: Thank you so much. We really do appreciate you.

1198
01:05:07,720 --> 01:05:09,080
Speaker 3: We want twin facts now.

1199
01:05:09,080 --> 01:05:12,320
Speaker 2: Yes, uh and you can send those to uh to

1200
01:05:12,600 --> 01:05:14,840
Speaker 2: our instagram. You can find us on Instagram at how

1201
01:05:14,920 --> 01:05:18,800
Speaker 2: Rude podcast, or you can send us those amazing answers

1202
01:05:18,840 --> 01:05:22,080
Speaker 2: to our strange questions at how Rude Tanurrito's at gmail

1203
01:05:22,120 --> 01:05:24,439
Speaker 2: dot com. You can visit our merch store, how Rude

1204
01:05:24,480 --> 01:05:29,000
Speaker 2: meerch dot com. And that is all. That is it?

1205
01:05:29,440 --> 01:05:32,520
Speaker 2: You got it? That's it, all right, everybody, Remember the

1206
01:05:32,560 --> 01:05:39,480
Speaker 2: world is small. The house is full of twins, obviously.

1207
01:05:39,560 --> 01:05:43,120
Speaker 3: Twins stuffed in every corner, so many they're just yeah

1208
01:05:43,640 --> 01:05:44,280
Speaker 3: yeah yeah.

1209
01:05:44,200 --> 01:05:47,200
Speaker 2: And bamboons, twans and bamboons. This is That's what I

1210
01:05:47,200 --> 01:05:52,280
Speaker 2: should have said, twin bamboons. Yeah yeah, everywhere it's it's

1211
01:05:52,280 --> 01:05:56,000
Speaker 2: full of twin bamboons, is what it is. And they're

1212
01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:59,160
Speaker 2: reading around doing their bit doing what bamboons do you

1213
01:05:59,200 --> 01:06:03,840
Speaker 2: know what I mean? So uh, yeah, all right, a

1214
01:06:03,840 --> 01:06:06,640
Speaker 2: lot of bans bamba boon. I'm out of here, bout

1215
01:06:06,680 --> 01:06:16,120
Speaker 2: bamboo bye with vanjo On my knee,