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Speaker 2: Today we call a guy who recently signed up online

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Speaker 2: to get a life coach. He told his girlfriend he

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Speaker 2: thought he needed some more focus and guidance in order

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Speaker 2: to reach his goals. So we got to make this

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Speaker 2: call quick before he gets in touch with the real

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Speaker 2: life coach. In the meantime, though, Brook's gonna fill in. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: she may not be licensed or quote unquote.

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Speaker 3: Saye who needs that?

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Speaker 2: But she does have something the other mentors don't. A

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Speaker 2: background track of uplifting inspirational music.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the secret.

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Speaker 2: Hear it in your phone?

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Speaker 4: Tap right now?

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Speaker 5: Another Hello, Hi, Nicholas.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, who's this?

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Speaker 3: I'm your new life coach. My name is Carrie. Ok.

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Speaker 3: That's oak e y ok okay.

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Speaker 5: Hi.

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Speaker 3: We don't have a lot.

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Speaker 5: Of time together today, but the time we have is

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Speaker 5: going to be constructive.

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Speaker 3: So through our.

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Speaker 5: Life Coach website, I have read your profile and listen.

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Speaker 5: I came up with three important steps that are going

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Speaker 5: to change your life. I need you to write them

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Speaker 5: down right now.

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Speaker 4: Hey, I wasn't even sure I wanted to go through

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Speaker 4: with it. I just filled that thing out.

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Speaker 5: Sometimes the universe brings you to the right place. Other

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Speaker 5: times it drops you off at a dumpster behind an Arby's.

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Speaker 5: I'm not your dumpster. Let's get to step one. I

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Speaker 5: need you to buy a website.

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Speaker 4: What that's life advice? What are you talking about?

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Speaker 3: Because step two is going to make sense.

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Speaker 5: I need you to max out your credit card, preferably

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Speaker 5: a platinum visa card.

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Speaker 3: Wait, I'll give you my referral code later.

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Speaker 4: What do you mean max out my credit card?

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Speaker 5: And step three you just buy as much candy as

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Speaker 5: you can and start selling it to the world.

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Speaker 4: No.

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Speaker 5: Yes, you are going to sell candy to children all

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Speaker 5: across the internet.

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Speaker 4: I don't understand what's going on.

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Speaker 5: I need to ask you, who can take tomorrow?

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Speaker 3: Can you dip it in a dream?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 5: Dreams plural, separate the sorrow and collectible the cream.

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Speaker 3: The candy man can, I can't hear you? The candy

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Speaker 3: man can?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Nicholing you look off your phone right now.

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Speaker 5: This is going to change your life, Nicholas. We are

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Speaker 5: putting you on a new path apart.

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Speaker 4: I don't know what's really going on. Is this really

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Speaker 4: your advice? You want me to buy and sell candy.

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Speaker 3: I feel like you're hearing me, Nicholas, but you're not

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Speaker 3: feeling me.

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Speaker 4: No, I'm hearing you. You're telling me to buy a

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Speaker 4: website sell candy to children online. I don't know how

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Speaker 4: that is supposed to help me. I'm looking for life advice,

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Speaker 4: not candy entrepreneurial advice.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Nicholas, I want you to close your eyes.

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Speaker 5: Why because I can sense your doubt and I am

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Speaker 5: going to take those doubts away by dipping.

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Speaker 3: Them in chocolate and caramel and selling it to a child.

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Speaker 3: Sprinkle it with dow Oh that's gonna context. Or take

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Speaker 3: the child. That's money and your sorrows will be through.

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Speaker 4: What else do you.

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Speaker 3: Feel that, Nicholas. Change is in the air. You're the

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Speaker 3: candy band.

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Speaker 4: This is the creepiest phone call, Nicholas.

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Speaker 3: That's all the time we have for today.

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Speaker 4: What do you What are you talking about? We don't

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Speaker 4: do anything.

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Speaker 3: I want you to know that I don't accept cash payment.

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Speaker 4: Good because I was not going to pay you.

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Speaker 5: Listen, all I'm going to ask from you is that

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Speaker 5: you sing to me no, because months later, if you

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Speaker 5: realize this advice has changed your life, you'll feel like, Wow,

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Speaker 5: she really impacted me, and you'll just want to break

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Speaker 5: out into songs.

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Speaker 4: Okay, stop?

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Speaker 5: Did you ever know that on your heat I can't

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Speaker 5: hear you, Nicholas.

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Speaker 3: And everything you would like to be.

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Speaker 4: We stopped playing music to.

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Speaker 3: You. You can fly higher than an e gold. That's

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Speaker 3: so high, God.

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Speaker 5: Because I'm the wind beneath your weed.

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Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure thats not how the song goes.

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Speaker 5: That was from my heart, Nicholas, and also from your

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Speaker 5: girlfriend Gina. What the one who set you up for

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Speaker 5: this prank phone call?

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Speaker 4: Oh my god.

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Speaker 5: It's just a joke, okay, because a candy man can

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Speaker 5: and so can Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: No, are you with me?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 4: It's please those thing anymore?

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Speaker 5: Oh, Nicholas, we changed your life.

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Speaker 4: You ruined my morning.

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Speaker 5: Hey, listen, Gina just wanted to tell you that she's

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Speaker 5: proud of you for following through on the life coach thing.

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Speaker 3: And you know, after this, I don't even know if

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Speaker 3: you're gonna need it.

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Speaker 4: You fixed everything. I'm ready to sell candy to toddlers

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Speaker 4: on the web.

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Speaker 3: I will expect five percent of the cut.

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Speaker 4: Though, great dang

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Speaker 5: The week up every morning was funk taps weekday mornings

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Speaker 5: on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning