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Speaker 1: Welcome to This Is Important, a production of My Heart Radio,

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Speaker 1: this show where we only talk about what's obviously most

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Speaker 1: crucially important today on This Is Important. Pull your fucking

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Speaker 1: butt out, let's go. The food was shot upon. We're

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Speaker 1: shooting a hardcore gay porne. You should really be hanging

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Speaker 1: your hat on your dick, bro, And here we go. Hot, hot, hot, hot,

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Speaker 1: hot hot. Yeah. Oh classic, that's the entrance one. Hello, everybody,

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Speaker 1: you're leaning into it. I love it. We're bad. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: way to kick it off with a couple of those

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Speaker 1: don't even talk today. Yeah, last week you were really

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Speaker 1: fucking blowing it. Peezer. Yeah, well the board is fully

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Speaker 1: locked and loaded. Hell yeah, all right, Austin three six

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Speaker 1: to Oh baby, I'm hyped. Have you guys met him?

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Speaker 1: Did you guys ever meet Stone Cold? No? Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: If I met I met him and shook his hand

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Speaker 1: and his hand was just fucking muscled up like thick.

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Speaker 1: I think he's I think he's like the real deal.

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Speaker 1: You know some I've been a handful of wrestlers and

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Speaker 1: they're all like doing some sort of zany character that

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Speaker 1: isn't really then they for sure put it on and

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Speaker 1: for sure because if you don't. You're just a total psychopath.

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Speaker 1: But Stone Cold is like the one guy that like

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Speaker 1: he is that guy. He is like the denim dude

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Speaker 1: who just chugs beers his speeches. It it works for him,

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Speaker 1: works for everyone. He's so inspiring to me, Like I

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Speaker 1: would vote for that guy for what anything? For anything?

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Speaker 1: Did he compatrol? I mean, fucking Jesse Ventura was a

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Speaker 1: governor of Minnesota. He's no stone turned things around for

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Speaker 1: the great state of Minnesota. But the thing is he

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Speaker 1: shouldn't have been. We need to stop electing just celebrities

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Speaker 1: for celebrity six. Okay, you don't like alternative views? Yeah? Wait,

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Speaker 1: what was he bad? Do we know if Jesse vent

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Speaker 1: True was actually bad? He seems like he does seem

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Speaker 1: like he would be. And then I think he turned

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Speaker 1: out okay, and then I don't know what happened to him,

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Speaker 1: Like he's he's turned a little weird lately. Well, I mean,

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Speaker 1: if you if you want me to kick your governor's

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Speaker 1: ask hell yeah, maybe, I mean, keep it real. That's

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Speaker 1: kind of what politics is right now. Anyways, it feels

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Speaker 1: like wrestling. It feels like w w E it does

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Speaker 1: my gosh, where would he be a governor. Obviously he

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Speaker 1: could run for president Texas Texas. Is he from Texas? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you have the Texas state bird. Bro. Tito Orteese ran

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Speaker 1: for I don't know if you want, but he ran

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Speaker 1: for like I want to say, mayor of Huntington Beach,

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Speaker 1: which makes perfect sense. But he was sickest mayor. Yeah

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Speaker 1: he was. There's just like Tito Ortez fucking people are fine,

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Speaker 1: his flag all over Huntington's. It was it wasn't quite

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Speaker 1: the event. Yeah, I saw that he would be the

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Speaker 1: worst mayor ever. First I didn't realize it was actually him.

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Speaker 1: It's just like all fights are legal, like everything, like

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Speaker 1: any brawl is good to go. I don't know if

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Speaker 1: did you guys ever watch that documentary. The documentary on

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Speaker 1: it was him and fuck another dude who like they

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Speaker 1: battled a few times and like the other guys seemed

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Speaker 1: kind of like smart about it, and Tito just didn't

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Speaker 1: seem like he had a full grasp of like what

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Speaker 1: a fighting no, no, no no, just outside of fighting, awesome

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Speaker 1: fighter dudes, a fucking hard ass champion. Okay, you meant,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I I you meant like during the pre

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Speaker 1: interview or something in the documentary. Okay, you know, they're like,

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Speaker 1: what do you think about X y Z that's like

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Speaker 1: outside of fighting, and he's like, do I fight? Okay,

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Speaker 1: and you're like, okay, al right, well don't get into trouble.

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Speaker 1: In Huntington meets him because he is on the Huntington

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Speaker 1: Beach City Council. He won. He won the city council.

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Speaker 1: Good for them, Good for them. He was waiting for

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Speaker 1: the belt. He's like, where's the belt? Like it's a

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Speaker 1: whole different ship that. I feel like he could probably

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Speaker 1: enact the thing that I want to have where if

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Speaker 1: you catch a parking attendant giving you a ticket, if

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Speaker 1: they're in the act of it, you should be able

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Speaker 1: to fight them to see if if you get well,

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Speaker 1: you know, I mean I told the story on the

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Speaker 1: podcast a handful of weeks ago. Remember I was getting

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Speaker 1: a ticket and she goes, oh, you live here, and

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Speaker 1: I go, yeah, I I'm sorry. I forgot it was

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Speaker 1: a street sweeping and she goes, okay, just rip it up.

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Speaker 1: It's fine. But imagine that if you had to fight her, right, Oh,

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Speaker 1: I want to beat the ship out of that lady. There.

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Speaker 1: You you say, if you said rip it up and

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Speaker 1: she said, come get me, come get it, and he said,

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Speaker 1: rip this up, rip this up. Yeah, I did need

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Speaker 1: to rip this up. Wait, so I have to fuck her? No,

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Speaker 1: you have to fight her. Bro, Is that how you describe?

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Speaker 1: Is that sex? You ripping? Something ripping in the terror

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Speaker 1: and they ripping in the terran Do we have that

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Speaker 1: sound bite? It's coming that that will be next week.

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Speaker 1: It's on the docket. What is the ripping in the

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Speaker 1: terran from? I just like Mike drawing a blank? What

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Speaker 1: did the ripping in the tarring is from one of

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Speaker 1: the greatest internet videos from Hedonism Too of like the

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Speaker 1: old guy and like a G string or something speed. Oh, yeah,

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Speaker 1: he was in pretty good shape. But he was just

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Speaker 1: like talking about how he's so excited for Hedonism Too,

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Speaker 1: and then goes the ripping in the tear and the

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Speaker 1: ripping in the tear and he's like humping the air. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he had moved to the best, the best old I'm

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Speaker 1: here for the ripping in the tarrant. There are certain

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Speaker 1: hip gyrations that he was doing that You're like, Oh,

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Speaker 1: this guy knows what he's doing. He's he's went into

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Speaker 1: a classic figure eight see saw maneuvers. I actually I

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Speaker 1: went recently on like the Yelp reviews for like the

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Speaker 1: Heathenism Place, and pretty good. They kind of got shipped on. Dude.

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Speaker 1: Really it seems like a clean, like five star island. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it seems like a beautiful resort. People that don't know

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Speaker 1: Hedonism is uh like a swinger's festival or something. I

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Speaker 1: think it's an I No, I think it's a it's

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Speaker 1: a resort, swingers resort. It is a full on resort

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Speaker 1: that you could just go to at any time. There's

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Speaker 1: not like a big event. I'm sure there's many events,

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Speaker 1: but okay, yeah, it's a Jamaican Uh, it's like a yeah,

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Speaker 1: a little little little beach hotel where you go and

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Speaker 1: they have like a nude pool and they're not New Pool. Well,

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Speaker 1: the thing is the bummer about that stuff is on

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Speaker 1: the paper. You're like, oh, that sounds really cool because

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Speaker 1: in your imagination you're thinking it's like Dan bulls Arians

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Speaker 1: You're like just Dan buls Arian, just butt naked, glistened up,

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Speaker 1: that guerrilla booty. Oh yeah, just that high and tight.

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Speaker 1: And you're thinking a bunch of Dan balls Arians and

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Speaker 1: a few random chicks. But that's not who's there. That's

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Speaker 1: not who's there. It's old guys talking about rippon and terror.

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Speaker 1: It's guys that are like way too. They all like

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Speaker 1: are too into like eat, drawing dragons and ship and

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Speaker 1: like for sure, for sure, like also collect swords. Can

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Speaker 1: you be two into drawing dragons at them? There? There

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Speaker 1: does come a point? What's really wrong with that? No, No,

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Speaker 1: that's wrong with that. I'm just saying it's a specific

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Speaker 1: type of person that I feel like if you draw

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Speaker 1: like fantastical women, like if you draw like hot babes

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Speaker 1: on dragons, you also want to go to hedonism too.

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Speaker 1: For the ripping in the terran it makes sense that,

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Speaker 1: does I? I understand that parallel so well. Dude, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that actually adds up for me a lot for dragon energy.

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Speaker 1: If you have like a knife in a leather satchel

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Speaker 1: that you've fastened, that you carry around with you, that

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Speaker 1: you've made their own leather satchel for your knife, and

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Speaker 1: maybe you even forged your own blade, you might go

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Speaker 1: to hedonism. You might gotta heaton. Can we hear some

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Speaker 1: of these yelled reviews? I mean not like verbatim, but

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Speaker 1: like what was the what was the downfall, like just

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Speaker 1: the out or like they shipping on the food. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what's up? Yeah the food that all the chicken tenders,

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Speaker 1: the food was shot upon. Oh that's a bummer. Basically,

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Speaker 1: I just don't think it probably used to go off

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Speaker 1: pretty hard and pretty cool. There's no doubt my mom

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Speaker 1: in the nineties. But they haven't updated the rooms. Like

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Speaker 1: people were saying, I like, all your references are the nine.

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Speaker 1: The nineties were really the peak of all existence in

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Speaker 1: Blake's mind. Anytime he talks about something being the best,

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Speaker 1: he's like, dude, in the nineties, Well, I mean, we're

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Speaker 1: talking about hedonism. It was probably cracking off in the

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Speaker 1: It might have been two thousands. We're talking about hedonism too, right,

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Speaker 1: we're talking about two There's there was another hedonism that

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Speaker 1: was just in some guy's pool. Is that what it was?

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Speaker 1: It was just pulling New Jersey and New Jersey. I

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Speaker 1: don't think they did much of a makeover from one

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Speaker 1: put the change the sign, like flipped it down like

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Speaker 1: a calendar day went from one to two. So the

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Speaker 1: accommodations are just dated, is what you're saying yeah, they

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Speaker 1: said they were like cigarette burns on the sheets. Is

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Speaker 1: that bad? Look if you go to hedonism too, you

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Speaker 1: gotta know what you're getting into. There's gonna be some

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Speaker 1: holes and some ship. Yeah. Well that's like that's like

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Speaker 1: just getting wasted and fucking right. I mean that's all

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Speaker 1: you're doing. Well, basically what the like most yelpers, the

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Speaker 1: yellow who were there were people who were swingers and

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Speaker 1: they were basically saying, there's much better options than hedonism. Oh,

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Speaker 1: there's other options, yeah, like hot, Oh, you know there's

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Speaker 1: plenty of what's that new new, what's the new now? No? No, no, no, no, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: there's gotta be other options than hedonism. For sure. There's

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Speaker 1: there's layers and levels to that Shipkism three on the

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Speaker 1: banks of Micanos. Oh, ship were hidden that trifecta. Dang

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Speaker 1: the third Hedonism that's something we should franchise. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: you know we would put a canes in the Headonism three.

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Speaker 1: Right as you pull up goes without saying you get

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Speaker 1: your chicken tenders, you get your Texas toast and then

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Speaker 1: don't get too greasy. Well, or you do. Maybe that's

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Speaker 1: what you grease up with. Who know, trying to lick

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Speaker 1: that cane sauce off some nipples. Let's go. I'm kind

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Speaker 1: of a nasty dude. I'm trying to think if there's like,

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Speaker 1: if there is a time in my life, Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: would have gone to hedonism too, right, I would have

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Speaker 1: gone at some point. We all would have gone at

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Speaker 1: some point, right, right, right? What does that mean exactly?

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Speaker 1: I mean, like like mid twenties, I would have saved

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Speaker 1: up and got a fucking ticket and gone to hedonism too,

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Speaker 1: just for fun or something. We would have gone. Guy, No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: there's no would have This is a place that we're

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Speaker 1: going to go when ship hits the fan and everything

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Speaker 1: goes south, like when you get divorced, lose everything, but

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Speaker 1: you still have like ten grand your name. You blow

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Speaker 1: up at hedonism too, yeah, yeah, then you hit the

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Speaker 1: restart button, you call your kids, and you go, look,

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Speaker 1: daddy's back. I did some thinking. You're just you're you're

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Speaker 1: just cover it in her pace sores Daddy's back. Do

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Speaker 1: you have daddy a kissy? You just say daddy got it?

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Speaker 1: Out of his system, your brain is cleared out. It's

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Speaker 1: definitely not a place you go in your twenties. This

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Speaker 1: is a place where like you end up a really

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Speaker 1: cool flick where you're just like like a cool story.

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Speaker 1: Everybody's getting recently divorced friends decided to go to hedonism too. Well,

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Speaker 1: And he's like, I thought you got I thought you

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00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,280
Speaker 1: worked at the improv. He was like I knew. I

420
00:22:30,359 --> 00:22:32,919
Speaker 1: knew you worked at a comedy club. And I'm like

421
00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:35,960
Speaker 1: that that's cool. It's cool that they people can remember

422
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,119
Speaker 1: ship like that. Because people come up to me and

423
00:22:38,119 --> 00:22:41,159
Speaker 1: they're like, we went to eight years of school together,

424
00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:46,960
Speaker 1: and I'm like, cool, Uh we did. Yeah, we grew

425
00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:50,680
Speaker 1: up together. Our moms are best friends. Uh, babe, set

426
00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:56,000
Speaker 1: you for eleven years not bringing any bells. The officiated

427
00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:59,320
Speaker 1: your wedding. That's just your style. And that's when I

428
00:22:59,359 --> 00:23:15,600
Speaker 1: go right off boss, see it, that's right. If I

429
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:18,399
Speaker 1: see somebody who I know, I've met or whatever. And

430
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:21,360
Speaker 1: I do this all the time because I'm so bad

431
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,080
Speaker 1: with names. I mean, I'm sure listening to the podcast,

432
00:23:23,119 --> 00:23:25,600
Speaker 1: you're like, this dude's brand doesn't work. But I always

433
00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:30,080
Speaker 1: go what's up? It's unders always just to like set

434
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:33,320
Speaker 1: the table and hopefully hopefully get a fucking name back

435
00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:36,960
Speaker 1: so that I can go, yes, I Roy, how are

436
00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:40,960
Speaker 1: you Roy? Even if you already know their name, you

437
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,840
Speaker 1: do know if I if I do or I don't,

438
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:44,680
Speaker 1: I just I just do it. I just don't know that.

439
00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:46,840
Speaker 1: That's why it kind of can come off a little

440
00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:49,359
Speaker 1: off pudding if you know the person and you're like,

441
00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:52,359
Speaker 1: what's up, onders, it's like, yeah, we did this four

442
00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:54,520
Speaker 1: days in a row. But then you say, yeah, I

443
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:56,760
Speaker 1: just didn't know you would remember me if it's been

444
00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:59,520
Speaker 1: a while obviously, yeah, And that's that's a very weird

445
00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:01,800
Speaker 1: moment when you have to be like, hey, what is

446
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:04,120
Speaker 1: your name again? Like what? So? I don't even want

447
00:24:04,119 --> 00:24:06,000
Speaker 1: to give that to people. My gift to them is

448
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:07,960
Speaker 1: telling them my name so they don't have to worry

449
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:10,000
Speaker 1: about it. That is a nice thing. That is a

450
00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:12,280
Speaker 1: nice thing that you were, that you are doing. That

451
00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:14,760
Speaker 1: is a gift. But some people get like really bent

452
00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:17,840
Speaker 1: out of shape if you don't remember them or they

453
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:21,880
Speaker 1: to me, I'm like, I don't know, Like people could

454
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,560
Speaker 1: just not know who the funk I am. M'd be

455
00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:27,159
Speaker 1: totally fine if like I had met someone before and

456
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:31,720
Speaker 1: they were like sorry, I'm like, okay, that's fine, unless

457
00:24:31,760 --> 00:24:33,720
Speaker 1: we like had the best time of our lives and

458
00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:37,520
Speaker 1: they're like, but we we're blood brothers. Don't you have

459
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:40,240
Speaker 1: this car? Yeah? We cut our hands and shook it.

460
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:43,720
Speaker 1: Don't you have this car? I do have that scar. Fuck.

461
00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:46,880
Speaker 1: The most brutal ship I heard was when somebody was like,

462
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:49,400
Speaker 1: this isn't the same kind of kind of conversation. They're like,

463
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:52,560
Speaker 1: you know what, though, if I don't remember you, you're

464
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:56,080
Speaker 1: not memorable. And I was like, yeah, that's kind of wacky. Yeah,

465
00:24:56,800 --> 00:25:00,440
Speaker 1: it's wacky. But like some people even fits at like

466
00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:02,359
Speaker 1: a fucking grocery store. If they come up to you

467
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:04,680
Speaker 1: and they're like, yo, what's up, man, you need some bananas?

468
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:06,359
Speaker 1: You're like I'm good. They're like, well cool. If you

469
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:09,399
Speaker 1: need anything, I'm Daniel and they walk away and you

470
00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:13,400
Speaker 1: go every time you go to the grocery store, you're like, Daniel, Daniel,

471
00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:16,560
Speaker 1: you know it. And then something are like they could

472
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:19,399
Speaker 1: be the most important person to your like career. Like

473
00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:22,040
Speaker 1: you meet them and you're like, uh funk, I can't

474
00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:23,520
Speaker 1: remember his name. What's his name? What's his name? Because

475
00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:26,719
Speaker 1: he was just not so true. Like even in like

476
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:30,119
Speaker 1: studio executives in our business, like I do not remember

477
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:34,720
Speaker 1: them at all, But actors and people with personality, it's like, hell, yeah,

478
00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:36,760
Speaker 1: what's up? How are you? Or an executive with the

479
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:39,959
Speaker 1: personality who you're like, oh, yeah, totally, what's up. So

480
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:43,200
Speaker 1: you're telling you gotta have a lot of fun uh

481
00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:47,359
Speaker 1: finger guns, if you wear the cape or an ascot,

482
00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:50,439
Speaker 1: or you just have a really fun scarf in the summer.

483
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:57,119
Speaker 1: But that doesn't end up. Just calling that person scarf guy, dog,

484
00:25:57,240 --> 00:26:01,480
Speaker 1: scarf man, scarf guy is just as cool as like

485
00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:04,320
Speaker 1: the name because you're remembering and now you have like

486
00:26:04,359 --> 00:26:07,080
Speaker 1: a pet name. So it's like scarf guy, big scarf, right,

487
00:26:07,119 --> 00:26:08,840
Speaker 1: But then you get to that point where they're like, yeah,

488
00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:10,479
Speaker 1: we're went in to place in big Beard. You want

489
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:12,520
Speaker 1: to get this weekend, You're like, yeah, for sure, the

490
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:13,919
Speaker 1: name all these people you want to be there with,

491
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:17,760
Speaker 1: and then like three days in the weekend you're just like, yo, um,

492
00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:20,880
Speaker 1: I don't know your name. What is Scarf Guy's name.

493
00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:24,040
Speaker 1: The worst thing is when you go on that trip

494
00:26:24,119 --> 00:26:27,359
Speaker 1: somehow and or like you're somewhere and they see what

495
00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:30,120
Speaker 1: their name is in your phone and it's like, I'm

496
00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:33,520
Speaker 1: fucking scarf guy. Oh, please tell a story. I don't

497
00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:39,280
Speaker 1: like Tyler big Dog. This isn't that funny, but I

498
00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:41,399
Speaker 1: don't have one. The name of the guy who the

499
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:44,119
Speaker 1: guy who owns the company that cleans my pool, uh

500
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:47,520
Speaker 1: his name Rich. So the other day I got a

501
00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:49,679
Speaker 1: call in front of somebody and it just came up

502
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:53,360
Speaker 1: as rich Pool guy. Rich Pool guy. You're like, oh,

503
00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:55,280
Speaker 1: you know a rich person with the pool. It's a

504
00:26:55,359 --> 00:26:58,280
Speaker 1: guy and I was like, his name is rich, his

505
00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:00,840
Speaker 1: company cleans my pool. Shout out to Rich. Shout out

506
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:03,960
Speaker 1: to a rich Pool guy. Good job, years of great service.

507
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:06,600
Speaker 1: Big shout out to Rich. Rich Pool guy. That's a

508
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:10,159
Speaker 1: good rap name to. Uh. Well, Chloe, my fiance to

509
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:15,400
Speaker 1: this day is Chloe Final Girls in my phone because

510
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:18,199
Speaker 1: I met her on the set of the movie The

511
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:21,600
Speaker 1: Final Girls, and now she's the Final Girl. She is

512
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:27,200
Speaker 1: the Final Girl. I never put that together. Now take

513
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:30,719
Speaker 1: that out, bro, exactly, No more plural, man, you've got

514
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:33,520
Speaker 1: a singular now. Oh my god, Yo, put that in

515
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:37,600
Speaker 1: your valves. You got to that's great, Just so everybody

516
00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:41,560
Speaker 1: knows she's Chloe, Final Girl forever in my phone. Now, dude,

517
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:46,280
Speaker 1: that's unreal. I show everyone and look here it is.

518
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:48,879
Speaker 1: I'm going to get the projector out real quickly. If

519
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:51,159
Speaker 1: we could work the I tuo. Oh, you plug it

520
00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:53,639
Speaker 1: in into the power point and then you show people

521
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:57,760
Speaker 1: as you do it live. Oh cool. Oh he's subtracting

522
00:27:57,760 --> 00:27:59,760
Speaker 1: the s I would love to see, like trying to

523
00:27:59,760 --> 00:28:04,199
Speaker 1: work the Apple TV. You're like mirror screen. Hang on

524
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:06,479
Speaker 1: a second, guy, because it is on my phone. Just

525
00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:10,160
Speaker 1: does anyone is it Bluetooth or WiFi? How does it connect?

526
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:16,240
Speaker 1: He actually deleached the whole Final Girls. He's like number wait,

527
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:20,879
Speaker 1: Final Girl, Okay, your number, gotta upgrade my phone. iOS.

528
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,960
Speaker 1: The worst is when you like know someone for years

529
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:27,000
Speaker 1: and like don't know their last name. You just know them.

530
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:32,040
Speaker 1: But like specifically one of my best friends fiance now

531
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:38,160
Speaker 1: his now fiance. I just it was just Zack's girlfriend,

532
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:43,240
Speaker 1: Chelsea Zack's girlfriend in the phone, and for years I

533
00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:49,160
Speaker 1: did not know her last name, which is, well, we

534
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:54,200
Speaker 1: can't say it on the show. You can allegedly field

535
00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:56,840
Speaker 1: all the other thing that I have. That's a problem.

536
00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:59,120
Speaker 1: And I don't know if it's just our bis or

537
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:01,520
Speaker 1: l A or whatever, but a lot of my homies

538
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:05,720
Speaker 1: I just know by their like Instagram handles, like I

539
00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:08,920
Speaker 1: don't know their real names. You're such a millennious no,

540
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:10,960
Speaker 1: I swear to god. I was at a party a

541
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:15,560
Speaker 1: few years ago and, uh, do you know Shane West?

542
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:21,040
Speaker 1: Shane West, handsome actor? Ye, handsome actor guy. Uh he

543
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:23,840
Speaker 1: was in like a Walk to Remember with Mandy Moore.

544
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:26,520
Speaker 1: My high school girlfriend made me watch it all the time. Anyways,

545
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:28,760
Speaker 1: so I like him at a party at his house

546
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:31,880
Speaker 1: and I know him like fairly well, we've I've we've

547
00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:35,920
Speaker 1: been at parties together before, we've gotten drunk together. I'm like, yeah,

548
00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:39,240
Speaker 1: we know each other. And he introduced me to someone.

549
00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:41,800
Speaker 1: This is like years ago, and he was he was like, hey,

550
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:43,720
Speaker 1: I want to introduce you to someone. I'm like okay,

551
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:48,360
Speaker 1: and he's like, uh Andy, this is Eric or whoever

552
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:50,080
Speaker 1: the funk he was introducing me too, and I'm like,

553
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:53,440
Speaker 1: what's up. He's like, yeah, Andy Bovine, dude, so have

554
00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:56,760
Speaker 1: you seen Workhalics? And I'm like, I stopped him in

555
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:59,200
Speaker 1: his tracks. I'm like, motherfucker, do you I'm like, do

556
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:02,880
Speaker 1: you think my name is Andy Bovine? And he's like yeah,

557
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:05,600
Speaker 1: and I go my name is Adam Divine and he goes, oh,

558
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:08,360
Speaker 1: I thought that was your stage name right on the show.

559
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:14,160
Speaker 1: My name is Saddam Devon, Like I thought my stage

560
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:16,200
Speaker 1: name was Andy both. Have you ever heard of the

561
00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:19,840
Speaker 1: last name Bovine. That's a fucking insane last name. It

562
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:24,440
Speaker 1: was a family name. I come from a long cattle.

563
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:29,680
Speaker 1: You're from the Midwest, right, isn't that like where? Yeah?

564
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:32,640
Speaker 1: I guess when you break it down, that's wild. Yeah,

565
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:34,880
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm going back to it. I just

566
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:38,320
Speaker 1: Instagram gave me Adam Divine. I couldn't take it. I

567
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:42,800
Speaker 1: like went with Andy Bovine and uh wait, sorry, the

568
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:47,040
Speaker 1: handle Adam Divine was already taken when you got Instagram.

569
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:49,960
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and so somebody else had it. Was there

570
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,600
Speaker 1: another Adam Divine at some point, like a redhead that

571
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:56,000
Speaker 1: was had more IMDb credits than you. Yeah, he no longer.

572
00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:58,560
Speaker 1: He no longer want to get into that. I mean,

573
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:00,800
Speaker 1: I just it just sprung in memory. I don't know.

574
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:03,200
Speaker 1: You can finish your story by g But who was

575
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:07,200
Speaker 1: that guy? Oh? Well he was. He was Adam Divine

576
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:11,680
Speaker 1: and he was a SAG actor Screen Actors Guild, which

577
00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:14,480
Speaker 1: you know before I was in the Screen Actors Guild.

578
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:17,080
Speaker 1: So then when I joined, I could either be Adam Divine,

579
00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:20,920
Speaker 1: the second in the on IMDb or whatever. It would

580
00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:23,200
Speaker 1: give you, like a number two, it would would give

581
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:25,960
Speaker 1: me like a number two. And I'm like, well fuck that.

582
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:28,400
Speaker 1: And so I was like, what if I capitalized my

583
00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:32,280
Speaker 1: V Adam Divine with the capital V. And they're like, now, okay,

584
00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:35,520
Speaker 1: then you'd be Adam Divine. And so for years everyone

585
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:38,080
Speaker 1: is like and then my family is going like, wait

586
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:40,560
Speaker 1: do you capitalize it for? Did you grow up capitalizing

587
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:44,880
Speaker 1: the V? Oh? My god, I thought you. I thought

588
00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:47,280
Speaker 1: that's what you were always saying, capitalized the V. It

589
00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:50,280
Speaker 1: was because that was your family name. No, no, no,

590
00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:56,960
Speaker 1: it was because of this fucking redheaded Adam Divine actor guy. Dude. Honestly,

591
00:31:57,120 --> 00:32:00,360
Speaker 1: I thought like, what a still of the stay I

592
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:03,560
Speaker 1: get people that will just capitalize the V and and

593
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:05,920
Speaker 1: now you know, it's just a thing that irks me

594
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:08,479
Speaker 1: when it shouldn't because it doesn't matter at all. But

595
00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:11,600
Speaker 1: I'm just like, that's not how you do it. But yeah,

596
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:15,360
Speaker 1: so now are you capitalized or are you back with

597
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:18,960
Speaker 1: the lower case? My career has gone better than redhead

598
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:24,400
Speaker 1: Adam Divine and I've reclaimed the lower case yet it dude, Yeah,

599
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:27,880
Speaker 1: that's huge to me. I remember we used to sit

600
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:29,920
Speaker 1: around the fire at night and just talk shit on

601
00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:33,080
Speaker 1: that dude. Sorry bro, but like dude, my homie needed

602
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:40,160
Speaker 1: the IMDb. Alright, sorry bros. Let me just say this,

603
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:42,400
Speaker 1: the fact that we're putting this out there in the ether,

604
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:44,640
Speaker 1: that dude, it's gonna come back to him and he's

605
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:47,480
Speaker 1: gonna fucking work so hard he's going to just charge

606
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:49,800
Speaker 1: for you, I hope. So no, no, no, no no,

607
00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:52,280
Speaker 1: because you guys are gonna start in a movie together.

608
00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:55,720
Speaker 1: He's go me number one on the call she starring

609
00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:59,400
Speaker 1: Adam Divines. No, actually, fun that guy because I tried

610
00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:03,520
Speaker 1: to Uh, I tried to buy his website, Adam Devine

611
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:05,360
Speaker 1: dot com. He was doing nothing with it. It was

612
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:08,920
Speaker 1: like a nothing page. And charging him you're charging him

613
00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:13,440
Speaker 1: up got him before Workaholics. I tried. I tried to

614
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:15,800
Speaker 1: get it and he was like, I'll sell it to

615
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:18,680
Speaker 1: for like five thousand dollars or something, and I'm like, well,

616
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:21,520
Speaker 1: I don't have five grand, Like that's a lot for

617
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:24,320
Speaker 1: me to spend at the time. And then after Workaholics

618
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:26,600
Speaker 1: I went back to him, like after maybe season one

619
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:29,160
Speaker 1: or two, and I'm like, hey, can I get that?

620
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:32,520
Speaker 1: And he was like a hundred thousand dollars dude, Supply

621
00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:38,520
Speaker 1: and demand, bro smart, And I'm like, I'm pissed, now,

622
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:42,280
Speaker 1: come get that ship. Come get that ship. Uh. He's

623
00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:46,000
Speaker 1: a fucking business shark. Well that's where if Tito Ortez

624
00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:49,880
Speaker 1: was the governor of IMDb, you guys could have fought

625
00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:54,960
Speaker 1: for it. Man, solid call back dude, Yeah, not forced

626
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:58,240
Speaker 1: at all. So glad we're back to that. Dude, really

627
00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:02,800
Speaker 1: organic just going to vote him into the governor of

628
00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:06,440
Speaker 1: IMDb dot com? Is there a president of IMDb even

629
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:09,920
Speaker 1: I'm sure it's just god a company, right, Yeah? I

630
00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:14,080
Speaker 1: would like to maybe make a my mb D that's him.

631
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:16,399
Speaker 1: I am. It's a woman. It's a woman of Oh

632
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:20,520
Speaker 1: my bad derors. Are you ever coming home? You're still

633
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:26,680
Speaker 1: in New York City, right the diaryeau guys, I was

634
00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:29,239
Speaker 1: just gonna tell you I'm coming home tomorrow. That's why

635
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:37,239
Speaker 1: I'm popping some bubbly where you go? What was that one?

636
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:40,000
Speaker 1: It was about diarrhea? What is that is that you're

637
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:42,759
Speaker 1: popping bubbly? Yeah, I'm in my hotel room and I'm

638
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:46,240
Speaker 1: having some pair of year Joe a grand brew. Damn.

639
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:49,840
Speaker 1: I would love to join you. You're drinking champagne alone

640
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:52,480
Speaker 1: in your hotel a row. He's celebrating with my friends.

641
00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:56,880
Speaker 1: I'm with three of my best friends. Yeah, baby, that

642
00:34:56,880 --> 00:34:58,680
Speaker 1: it's true. That is true. Let me just be clear.

643
00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:03,760
Speaker 1: I would have thank it anyway, but I'm fucking zooming

644
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:07,000
Speaker 1: with my homies. Yeah. I wrapped. I'm a wrap dog.

645
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:09,800
Speaker 1: So oh you're done? Oh yeah, right, because you're fine tomorrow.

646
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:12,480
Speaker 1: I wrapped two an hour and a half ago. That's

647
00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:17,240
Speaker 1: congratulations on. I bet that feels great. That's a good feeling.

648
00:35:17,239 --> 00:35:20,760
Speaker 1: Speaking of IMDb, it's it's gonna be on stacking stack

649
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:24,080
Speaker 1: it up, Blake, Blake, what are you sipping on up there? Brother? Well? Yeah,

650
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:26,080
Speaker 1: I would love to join you. But as you guys

651
00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:29,160
Speaker 1: may recall, I'm having a December to remember so I

652
00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:33,640
Speaker 1: got a delicious old Milwaukee. Okay, an old Milwaukee? What

653
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:37,080
Speaker 1: old Milwaukee? And a non alcohol a yeah, you gotta

654
00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:40,400
Speaker 1: you gotta say that. Okay, well it's America's non alcoholic

655
00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:44,120
Speaker 1: near beer, near beer. That's beer. I like that. How's

656
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:47,560
Speaker 1: it going, dude? How's the how's the December? To remember?

657
00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:52,080
Speaker 1: What's up? Uh? It's pretty boring. Yeah, you know, we're

658
00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:54,200
Speaker 1: getting through it. Okay. I think I'm gonna have to

659
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:58,000
Speaker 1: break it tomorrow though, and Adam are doing like some

660
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:02,080
Speaker 1: some whisky whiskey thing. Okay, wait, what so you're just

661
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:04,160
Speaker 1: gonna break it? Well? Yeah, I mean I'm not like

662
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:10,600
Speaker 1: straight edge or anything. It doesn't care. Look straight edge,

663
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:14,000
Speaker 1: you gotta get the fucking ex tats on your hands. Well,

664
00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:17,399
Speaker 1: if I ever go full like, I'm I'm out the game. Yeah,

665
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:20,120
Speaker 1: I'm going straight edge for you kind of have to.

666
00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:22,560
Speaker 1: At least you're part of a cool team at that,

667
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:26,120
Speaker 1: right your friends? Yeah? Oh look Adam. Now Adam wants

668
00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:30,719
Speaker 1: to drink alone? Okay, are you popping some? But are

669
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:33,640
Speaker 1: you at the crab Celo? No? Close downstairs? Uh? And

670
00:36:33,719 --> 00:36:35,760
Speaker 1: I'm gonna work out after this, but I figured I'm

671
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:39,200
Speaker 1: not gonna let my boy drink alone. You know he's

672
00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:41,920
Speaker 1: not drinking alone. I have Old Milwaukee near beer, So

673
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:44,919
Speaker 1: well that's that is you're not drinking guys. I got

674
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:47,120
Speaker 1: my I got my crystal. Guys are right up here.

675
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:50,960
Speaker 1: I'm staying drated over here. Ship yo, I was getting

676
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:54,200
Speaker 1: and drated, getting crazy over here. You know, boy that

677
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:57,400
Speaker 1: a boy staying hydrated gotta drink the water. That's how

678
00:36:57,440 --> 00:37:00,600
Speaker 1: it goes down. Hey, coffee, dehydrate you because I've been

679
00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:05,160
Speaker 1: mad thirsty for water lately. I think coffee is a laxative.

680
00:37:05,239 --> 00:37:09,200
Speaker 1: So you might be shipping water out. Yeah diuretic. Yeah,

681
00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:11,799
Speaker 1: now I haven't been shipping more. Oh, by the way

682
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:14,680
Speaker 1: I put I put the tushi on. I finally we

683
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:19,000
Speaker 1: finally got the tushy. I finally uh placed the tussie on.

684
00:37:19,080 --> 00:37:21,399
Speaker 1: I needed to get larger bolts to secure the seat

685
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:27,759
Speaker 1: onto my toilet and uh sounds intense. How are the

686
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:31,400
Speaker 1: grips on it? Yeah? Bull that ship down. I pulled

687
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:34,600
Speaker 1: it down, dude, because I don't know about you guys,

688
00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:37,000
Speaker 1: but I have like a nice thick ass and so

689
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:39,400
Speaker 1: like you know about Wait, you said you don't know

690
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:42,040
Speaker 1: about us, you've seen our asses. I'm pretty sure you

691
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:44,239
Speaker 1: know about all of our butts. I got a good

692
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:47,640
Speaker 1: ass mine space. You got a nice ass. Yeah, well

693
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:50,960
Speaker 1: it's not nice nice, Yeah, it's big. The best one

694
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,759
Speaker 1: of our group is Blake for sure. It's got the

695
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:58,120
Speaker 1: highest booty. Yeah, he's got the highest booty. Seconds. Get

696
00:37:58,160 --> 00:38:01,920
Speaker 1: the funk out of second dirt. Third is a kind

697
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:05,280
Speaker 1: of fourth, take up the rear. That is a wildly

698
00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:08,680
Speaker 1: wrong statement. For sure, I have the best as the

699
00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:11,440
Speaker 1: best ass out of all of us. That's bullshit. I

700
00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:14,440
Speaker 1: don't mean to get aggressive about this, but like, that's bullshit.

701
00:38:14,719 --> 00:38:17,160
Speaker 1: The second closest is Blake's ass, like is a nice

702
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:21,960
Speaker 1: assisted down on the high booty. I've got a squatter's booty.

703
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:25,120
Speaker 1: Rotun Wait, if I was going to say I need

704
00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:27,759
Speaker 1: an ass in a movie, like a stunt ass that

705
00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:31,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna light by the moonlight like Amelio Estevez and

706
00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:34,960
Speaker 1: whatever that movie jock athletic ass that you're like that

707
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:37,560
Speaker 1: you shoot it from the side as a beautiful profile.

708
00:38:37,719 --> 00:38:40,600
Speaker 1: I'll tell you who I'm casting first. I'm casting Blake

709
00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:45,520
Speaker 1: damn Son like hands down offer only I'm not even

710
00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:47,839
Speaker 1: I'm not even having him read for the part. I'm

711
00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:53,560
Speaker 1: casting him. Bro guess what. You're off the prown Jack, Adam,

712
00:38:53,719 --> 00:38:57,000
Speaker 1: I'm doing the casting. You're off the project. No, no, no, no,

713
00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:59,279
Speaker 1: you're off the project. You can go on Barcoholics and

714
00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:03,280
Speaker 1: look at our butts side by side, Adam, honestly, second choice,

715
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:06,000
Speaker 1: second choice. Blake is not available. He's already got a

716
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:08,680
Speaker 1: gig showing his ass in the moonlight somewhere. I'm going

717
00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:11,759
Speaker 1: straight to DERs and Der's isn't really read either. I'm

718
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:14,000
Speaker 1: going right to his people and offering him the part.

719
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:17,719
Speaker 1: Thank you. Now, Der's is not available. It's tough if

720
00:39:17,719 --> 00:39:23,320
Speaker 1: I'm gonna step in myself, or if I'm both of

721
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:25,880
Speaker 1: us are doing a side by side because your ass?

722
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:28,680
Speaker 1: Is it dumpy? Dude? It's not dumping. I don't know.

723
00:39:28,719 --> 00:39:30,520
Speaker 1: Maybe it used to be dump. I don't mean to

724
00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:32,839
Speaker 1: touch it on it. I'm gonna take that back. I've

725
00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:35,839
Speaker 1: been riding a hundred plus miles a week. I've been

726
00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:40,280
Speaker 1: doing a lot of leg work. I'm racked and stacked

727
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:43,719
Speaker 1: down here. I am a fitness influencer. I've been doing

728
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:47,320
Speaker 1: legs three times a week. My ship is rock solid

729
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:49,839
Speaker 1: right now. I would stack my ass up with do

730
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:53,480
Speaker 1: you think it might just be a little much at him?

731
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:58,520
Speaker 1: Oh too much, dude, there's no we're in There's no

732
00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:00,920
Speaker 1: such thing as a little much any more. The Kardashians

733
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:04,120
Speaker 1: or the queen Bees. Okay, and their asses are the

734
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:07,440
Speaker 1: fucking size of the moon. Tell me about Rob Kardashian's

735
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:10,200
Speaker 1: ass real quick. I don't know. I'm not I'm talking

736
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:24,200
Speaker 1: my asses. I have a female, beautiful female's ass. And

737
00:40:24,239 --> 00:40:26,440
Speaker 1: what are we casting, Kyle? What are we casting? That

738
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:29,080
Speaker 1: is wildly incorrect? Yeah? Wait, what are we casting? We

739
00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:32,800
Speaker 1: haven't even what is obviously it's a gay porno. Hello,

740
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:35,480
Speaker 1: I'm actually saying, what's the movie where we're like Mel

741
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:37,839
Speaker 1: Gibson and fucking lethal weapon? You know what I mean?

742
00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:40,480
Speaker 1: Where he's SE's in the fucking trailer and you've got

743
00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:43,400
Speaker 1: the shot of the ass, Adam relaxed, You have the

744
00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:46,840
Speaker 1: gay porno on lockdown with all good. But Adam's just

745
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:49,680
Speaker 1: delusional about this. I'm not delus. He's under He's an

746
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:55,480
Speaker 1: influencer's influencing. I'm a fitness influencers delusional. I can't let

747
00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:58,800
Speaker 1: this happen. I'm sorry. I think I think You're casting

748
00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:02,520
Speaker 1: choices are are way off base. They've gotten me where

749
00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:04,480
Speaker 1: I have today, so I think I know what I'm doing.

750
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:07,840
Speaker 1: We've established that I'm the one that gets all the

751
00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:11,040
Speaker 1: gay guys flooding my d M s wanted to see

752
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:16,000
Speaker 1: every day talking about my thick, juicy booty and how

753
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:20,959
Speaker 1: it makes their fucking mouths water. And these guys don't

754
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,839
Speaker 1: get that, don't get that same love. So if we're

755
00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:28,680
Speaker 1: talking about uh needing men to judge other men's booties,

756
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:32,239
Speaker 1: I feel we should go to the gay the gay

757
00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:35,120
Speaker 1: men fans and see what they have to say. Okay,

758
00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:37,360
Speaker 1: I don't get a lot of gaga. I get women

759
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:39,200
Speaker 1: in the in the d MS, but I don't get

760
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:40,440
Speaker 1: a lot of gay guy. Why don't we just have

761
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:42,880
Speaker 1: women judge these booties? I feel like the women are

762
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:44,839
Speaker 1: going to go to Blake first. I'm making this shot.

763
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:47,640
Speaker 1: This shot isn't necessarily for gay dudes. This shot is

764
00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:50,640
Speaker 1: for women. And Blake's hair when it's wet probably goes

765
00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:52,520
Speaker 1: all the way down to the crack and just kind

766
00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:56,759
Speaker 1: of like eyes. That is correct, It's fantastic, And I'm

767
00:41:56,760 --> 00:42:01,359
Speaker 1: saying that from I'm saying that from like an art perspective,

768
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:05,879
Speaker 1: not from anything really sexual, like an artistic perspective. Blake

769
00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:10,600
Speaker 1: wins I guess that's where we're not. We're shooting a

770
00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:14,799
Speaker 1: hardcore gay poor No, and well that's not what I'm mad.

771
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:18,560
Speaker 1: I'm saying. My ass is the star. You know how

772
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:22,120
Speaker 1: the Seinfeld reunion was on Curb Enthusiasm in a in

773
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:24,120
Speaker 1: a fun, weird way that they were like, oh, it's

774
00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:26,040
Speaker 1: not gonna be Seinfeld, it's going to be on Curb.

775
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:29,359
Speaker 1: The Workaholics Reunion is just gonna be a gay po

776
00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:33,640
Speaker 1: and we're gonna fund each other and be like, but

777
00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:37,680
Speaker 1: it's it's funny because it wasn't a Workaholics episodes. Creative.

778
00:42:37,719 --> 00:42:40,000
Speaker 1: We are Jillian, good news. We can shoot you out

779
00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:44,320
Speaker 1: in a day. Yeah, come on in Big Air, Griffin,

780
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:50,680
Speaker 1: we got your Jillian delivers a pizza. Yeah, yea. Do

781
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:56,120
Speaker 1: we have crickets? Yeah? I'm off the project. Oh yeah,

782
00:42:56,360 --> 00:43:00,399
Speaker 1: he took himself. He took himself off the project. Dude,

783
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:02,880
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, you haven't seen my ass in a

784
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:06,920
Speaker 1: long time. It is rock solid right now. But I

785
00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:09,200
Speaker 1: know it's still I know your cheeks are still longer

786
00:43:09,239 --> 00:43:11,759
Speaker 1: than Blake's. Blake's is taught, dude, There's no way your

787
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:14,839
Speaker 1: cheeks shrunk right right. You know what I'm talking about

788
00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:17,200
Speaker 1: They look like they're like hams. They look like hams,

789
00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:21,359
Speaker 1: delicious hams, too, delicious long hams. They look like two

790
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:23,680
Speaker 1: long hams, hams that have been like left out in

791
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:26,600
Speaker 1: the side blakes, but has like a narrowness to it.

792
00:43:26,719 --> 00:43:31,560
Speaker 1: That's pleasant, right, Adam, Yours is like a square, a

793
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:36,840
Speaker 1: squarishness that does look formidable. It's formidable, for sure. He

794
00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:40,400
Speaker 1: has a formidable as I just don't know if it's appetizing. No,

795
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:42,840
Speaker 1: I think it is. I think it is appetizing. I

796
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:45,800
Speaker 1: think if if we were there's the most meat there.

797
00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:47,960
Speaker 1: And I'm talking about the good meat. I'm not talking

798
00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:53,160
Speaker 1: about the fatty wagu steak. I'm talking about like just

799
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:59,360
Speaker 1: a nice juicy hawk crow. You realize that you're the

800
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:02,480
Speaker 1: only one to fending your own ass here, dude, Like

801
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:06,520
Speaker 1: everybody's in agreement. You have a formidable heinie. Dude, I'm saying,

802
00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:09,080
Speaker 1: if no one's saying it's not formidable, your heinie is

803
00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:13,360
Speaker 1: not the star. Okay, Well, if we're just going but

804
00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:17,879
Speaker 1: to but comparison, just okay, that's all I'm doing. I'm

805
00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:19,880
Speaker 1: not talking about how you act in a gay porno.

806
00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:22,480
Speaker 1: Can we post butts on Instagram or is that I

807
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:25,560
Speaker 1: think we can have to take this to an only fan. No, No,

808
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:27,359
Speaker 1: if we put on thongs, we could do it. Let's

809
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:29,520
Speaker 1: start it only fans. I think there's is actually going

810
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:31,560
Speaker 1: to be the sleeper winner if we did that. I

811
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:34,880
Speaker 1: really think that we appreciates that. But what do we

812
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:36,880
Speaker 1: just let me just circle back to what Adam just said.

813
00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:40,759
Speaker 1: Are we only talking about butts? Yes? What do you

814
00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:43,400
Speaker 1: think we're talking about like as opposed to like butts

815
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:47,239
Speaker 1: and what thighs? Well, I'm talking about like, No, I'm

816
00:44:47,239 --> 00:44:51,719
Speaker 1: talking about hair situation. I'm talking all it's all about hair.

817
00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:53,160
Speaker 1: I mean, do we want to break it down by

818
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:56,560
Speaker 1: category as far as like I'm saying, you slide these

819
00:44:56,600 --> 00:44:59,799
Speaker 1: hamhocks into some tight jeans and you shoot it from

820
00:44:59,840 --> 00:45:04,280
Speaker 1: the left like profile, Yeah, your profile, I'm talking a nude.

821
00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:07,800
Speaker 1: But oh so you're shooting a nude. But and you

822
00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:10,279
Speaker 1: you you were you were talking about lethal weapon with

823
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:12,960
Speaker 1: him and jeans and now you're talking about you know

824
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:14,960
Speaker 1: the shot I'm talking about when he wakes up naked

825
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:18,760
Speaker 1: and it's like he's like contemplating suicide, like he's popping

826
00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:21,120
Speaker 1: roach in it. You know what I mean. It's very blue.

827
00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:24,640
Speaker 1: It's a moonlight walk. It's pre coital. Dude, my ass

828
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:27,040
Speaker 1: looks good and blue blues, my colle is it pre

829
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:29,799
Speaker 1: it's pre coital? Right? Or post? Is it? It might

830
00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:31,920
Speaker 1: be posted? You know what I might be thinking of

831
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:35,240
Speaker 1: a loaded Weapon, the send up with Amelia. That's really

832
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:37,719
Speaker 1: what I'm talking about here, because that's where they did

833
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:41,200
Speaker 1: it perfectly. It's like the perfect ass for Amelio stev

834
00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:43,600
Speaker 1: and for you guys at home. Loaded Weapon was a

835
00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:49,160
Speaker 1: not Charlie Sheen Emilio Estevez spoo of lethal Weapon and

836
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:51,960
Speaker 1: other movies like that in the nineties that we would

837
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:57,439
Speaker 1: constantly reference in the Acoholics Writer's room as our kind

838
00:45:57,440 --> 00:45:59,040
Speaker 1: of you know, at the top of the totem pole

839
00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:01,640
Speaker 1: of comedy. Well, think what it was poking fun at

840
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:04,799
Speaker 1: was the fact that Adam in the nineties, there was

841
00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:09,600
Speaker 1: a lot of movie, Hey, it's my friend Blake. In

842
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:15,560
Speaker 1: the nineties, well, every it seemed like every movie where

843
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:20,200
Speaker 1: it was like leading Man, they had the gratuitous butt shot.

844
00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:24,319
Speaker 1: Van damn got it, Van damn God Gibson got it.

845
00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:28,879
Speaker 1: I'm saying I've had gratuitous butt shots in movies already. Wait,

846
00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:31,840
Speaker 1: you've been fired off of a commercial for your But

847
00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:37,359
Speaker 1: let's keep it real, dude, that's before. First of all,

848
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:40,040
Speaker 1: I was I had more body fat at that time

849
00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:43,399
Speaker 1: by a lot. Now I'm I'm I'm that's a bad thing.

850
00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:46,960
Speaker 1: Are you fat shamming? I'm fat shamming myself? And I

851
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:50,120
Speaker 1: was fatter than It didn't look good. It did not

852
00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:54,960
Speaker 1: look good in those doctors that they strapped me in

853
00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:58,239
Speaker 1: for the Domino's commercial. Yeah, I got fired because of

854
00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:00,520
Speaker 1: my fat ass in a Domino's commerce. Maybe this is

855
00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:04,359
Speaker 1: why you're not hearing us, because that moment stung so bad. Bro,

856
00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:10,080
Speaker 1: You're like, you cannot hear this. Those are you at home?

857
00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:15,480
Speaker 1: The clapping sound is Adam's butts. Kyle. That was almost

858
00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:18,480
Speaker 1: fifteen years ago, My man, that is a lifetime ago.

859
00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:20,839
Speaker 1: I've been doing lots of I'm not saying you don't

860
00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:24,640
Speaker 1: take care of yourself. I'm saying you saw me nude

861
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:28,160
Speaker 1: fitness influence your friend. I'm your friend out I'm i'm

862
00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:30,319
Speaker 1: your friend, and I'm telling Can I just say I

863
00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:37,000
Speaker 1: think I think, hang on? Hang on? I said out

864
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:38,600
Speaker 1: of the four of us, I just ranked the four

865
00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:40,120
Speaker 1: of us. That's all I did. I didn't say you

866
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:42,600
Speaker 1: can't be your butt can't be shot by a film camera.

867
00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:44,359
Speaker 1: I'm just staying on the flour of us. I'm Cass

868
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:48,400
Speaker 1: and Blake offer only film. Right up there, you are

869
00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:53,319
Speaker 1: not stoked about. You're making me audition for the part.

870
00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:55,439
Speaker 1: Is that what you're saying? Pull your fucking butt out.

871
00:47:55,880 --> 00:48:01,799
Speaker 1: Let's go go alright, let's se the butt you're talking

872
00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:04,319
Speaker 1: about posting later. Let's see this ship. Look at him,

873
00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:08,160
Speaker 1: Look at him. Clench it, dude, look at him. Yeah,

874
00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:11,800
Speaker 1: hell yeah. It doesn't really have that much. It doesn't

875
00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:15,839
Speaker 1: have shape. I'm sorry, it doesn't go out much. Where

876
00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:19,080
Speaker 1: does your butt, cheek and and your thigh start? Think you, well,

877
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:21,960
Speaker 1: now you're trying to show your dink. But I think

878
00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:25,040
Speaker 1: I think you damn your bike, roade your ass. I

879
00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:28,080
Speaker 1: think it's a bad angle. I don't think I think

880
00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:30,640
Speaker 1: it was a bad angle. Right there, I admit I

881
00:48:30,719 --> 00:48:34,840
Speaker 1: saw my ass in the monitor and it wasn't you. Remember,

882
00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:37,560
Speaker 1: I can tell you, I can tell you exactly what

883
00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:42,319
Speaker 1: differences and I'm spotting what I can tell you. It's

884
00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:45,160
Speaker 1: at the bottom of your ass, dude, it's your cravasse.

885
00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:48,880
Speaker 1: It's the spot where your cheek meets your thoughted like

886
00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:52,320
Speaker 1: Blake's is defined, so I know where the butt starts

887
00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:54,719
Speaker 1: from the bottom up. Oh really, let's see Blake's has

888
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:57,720
Speaker 1: I don't, I asked, I already got the part. Yeah,

889
00:48:57,760 --> 00:49:01,160
Speaker 1: he's off her, only he's already signed a contract. I'm making.

890
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:04,040
Speaker 1: I'm making my own film. I'm making my own film,

891
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:08,279
Speaker 1: and anyways, no I'm not. I'm I'm casting and I

892
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:11,359
Speaker 1: want to see what's out there. I think I think

893
00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:13,880
Speaker 1: you're gonna cast somebody and then fire him when it

894
00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:16,799
Speaker 1: comes down to shooting, because you you want it so bad.

895
00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:20,320
Speaker 1: I think he's casting a sequel to the Free Solo

896
00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:26,040
Speaker 1: Climbate Flat Mountain, the meat like that there? Hey now,

897
00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:29,560
Speaker 1: Ammittedly I feel that that was not my best showing.

898
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:33,279
Speaker 1: The kind of the angle wasn't really working for me,

899
00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:36,640
Speaker 1: and I feel, uh, you can change up the angle.

900
00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:39,360
Speaker 1: I'd happy, be happy to workshop another angle. Can we

901
00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:41,760
Speaker 1: get the DP in here? I'll give you four weeks,

902
00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:43,640
Speaker 1: by the way, I'll give I want to give you

903
00:49:43,719 --> 00:49:46,239
Speaker 1: four weeks, and I'm sure we can have a screenshot

904
00:49:46,239 --> 00:49:48,759
Speaker 1: of that before and in four weeks, let's see what

905
00:49:48,760 --> 00:49:52,840
Speaker 1: we're dealing with here. In one month, I'm coming back

906
00:49:53,760 --> 00:49:57,200
Speaker 1: and uh, you will see I'm telling you, well, you're

907
00:49:57,239 --> 00:49:59,719
Speaker 1: gonna have to You're you're gonna have to completely change

908
00:49:59,719 --> 00:50:03,040
Speaker 1: your your fitness, fitness regiment. You're gonna have to go

909
00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:07,480
Speaker 1: full honey buns and squats. That's fine. He's an influencer.

910
00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:10,280
Speaker 1: That's fine. It's like, you don't even know my lifestyle.

911
00:50:10,360 --> 00:50:13,920
Speaker 1: My lifestyle is fitness, Blake, it's all. I understand that.

912
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:16,720
Speaker 1: But all day, every day I wake up and I

913
00:50:16,719 --> 00:50:19,279
Speaker 1: I my eyes snap open, and I'm like, how do

914
00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:22,600
Speaker 1: I better myself and influence those around me? That's all

915
00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:25,480
Speaker 1: I'm thinking as a fitness influencer. While you're doing that,

916
00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:28,759
Speaker 1: you are losing the ass that you have in your mind.

917
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:31,040
Speaker 1: I think Blake's right. You might be working it all

918
00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:33,200
Speaker 1: the way. You might be chipping. You might be it

919
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:36,439
Speaker 1: might be falling off. Man, you're chipping away at Mount

920
00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:40,759
Speaker 1: Mount Rushmore. Yeah, I'm yeah, I'm chipping. I'm working. I'm

921
00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:43,520
Speaker 1: peddling the meat off. You might have had a better

922
00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:48,040
Speaker 1: but fifteen years ago in that commercial, Wow Wow, and

923
00:50:48,080 --> 00:50:51,080
Speaker 1: they were overwhelmed. They were like WHOA, Like, we can't

924
00:50:51,120 --> 00:50:56,719
Speaker 1: handle this. People will start fucking their TVs. Yeah, you

925
00:50:56,760 --> 00:50:59,040
Speaker 1: can't do that. They'll get they'll get too horny. That

926
00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:02,000
Speaker 1: makes sense. You have to slim your thighs down? Does

927
00:51:02,040 --> 00:51:06,200
Speaker 1: that make you feel better? Uh? First of all, Kyle, No,

928
00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:09,120
Speaker 1: I don't, dude. I just saw it. My thighs are

929
00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:11,880
Speaker 1: fucking awesome. Dude, big thighs. Do you have to slim

930
00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:14,040
Speaker 1: them down? If your ass is going to be that small?

931
00:51:14,760 --> 00:51:17,919
Speaker 1: If my asses now I have a small ass, Get

932
00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:20,799
Speaker 1: the funk out of here, dude, have no bottom definition

933
00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:24,720
Speaker 1: home blush. That is insane. Where it was a bad angle,

934
00:51:24,760 --> 00:51:27,239
Speaker 1: it was shot for the all good. Look, these are

935
00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:29,640
Speaker 1: just these are thoughts, you know what I mean? That's it.

936
00:51:29,719 --> 00:51:31,800
Speaker 1: Take them or leave him. That's an opinion. This is

937
00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:35,800
Speaker 1: my opinion, and I love you. Obviously, Kyle has a

938
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:38,279
Speaker 1: vision for this movie. You know we're not in his head,

939
00:51:38,560 --> 00:51:42,319
Speaker 1: but you know it just came down through it. All right,

940
00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:46,800
Speaker 1: that's what's up? What's up? What's on your mind? Buddy?

941
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:49,279
Speaker 1: I just feel bad for Adam because I know the

942
00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:53,799
Speaker 1: pride that he takes in his butt and I just don't.

943
00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:56,920
Speaker 1: I honestly, I don't know who he is without it.

944
00:51:57,160 --> 00:52:00,840
Speaker 1: It's fine. Well, here's the thing, though, here's the Adam

945
00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:03,720
Speaker 1: pulls down his pants and shows us his button. We're like, Okay,

946
00:52:03,719 --> 00:52:06,040
Speaker 1: Blake got the partner's got the part, but hey, pull

947
00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:08,960
Speaker 1: down your pants and turn around, and you got the

948
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:11,839
Speaker 1: best dick. We filmed it. You know what I mean,

949
00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:14,360
Speaker 1: we filmed it. It's the best dick we've filmed. You

950
00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:17,440
Speaker 1: can't have it all. It's it's it's like you just uh,

951
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:21,520
Speaker 1: you can you can you can't. You just can't. Bro

952
00:52:22,719 --> 00:52:24,840
Speaker 1: Like your dick is a part of one of the

953
00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:29,279
Speaker 1: best scenes we've ever filmed as a crew. As that's

954
00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:31,800
Speaker 1: one of the best scenes Netflix, I would put that

955
00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:35,399
Speaker 1: that whole sequence of events. We're talking Game Over Man.

956
00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:38,399
Speaker 1: Game Over Man, the movie we made for Netflix where

957
00:52:38,440 --> 00:52:41,120
Speaker 1: we hotel got taken over. We were the maids. We

958
00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:42,920
Speaker 1: had to save the day in a die hard type

959
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:45,759
Speaker 1: taken over by terrorists, taken over by terrorists, and there's

960
00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:48,680
Speaker 1: a scene where terrorists are coming into the hotel room

961
00:52:48,719 --> 00:52:51,560
Speaker 1: that Blake, Adam and I are characters are in and

962
00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:54,680
Speaker 1: we have to scramble and Adam's character comes up with

963
00:52:54,719 --> 00:52:57,719
Speaker 1: an idea where he will pretend to be a guy

964
00:52:57,800 --> 00:53:03,359
Speaker 1: who's dead in the closet from autoerotic asphyxiation. And while

965
00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:06,600
Speaker 1: they're distracted looking Adam, who was fully fucking naked in

966
00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:09,920
Speaker 1: this movie Blake and Eye Attack. But then the terrorists

967
00:53:09,960 --> 00:53:12,640
Speaker 1: turned out to be lovers. They start fucking, and the

968
00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:15,040
Speaker 1: whole plane goes south as they do as they do,

969
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:17,720
Speaker 1: And I would say that I would put that whole

970
00:53:17,760 --> 00:53:24,920
Speaker 1: sequence up against anything else on Netflix. It's better, without

971
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:29,080
Speaker 1: a doubt. That is that is the funniest scene out

972
00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:32,560
Speaker 1: of any comedy that I've seen in the past five years.

973
00:53:32,600 --> 00:53:35,400
Speaker 1: For sure, the funniest s. It's truly a laugh riot

974
00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:40,840
Speaker 1: by definition. But then you see my ass from the side,

975
00:53:41,320 --> 00:53:43,759
Speaker 1: and you're like, a damn that is something else? That is?

976
00:53:43,760 --> 00:53:47,080
Speaker 1: That is it? Well? You see your nuts and taint

977
00:53:47,239 --> 00:53:52,200
Speaker 1: from the front, from from the best possible Yeah, nuts,

978
00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:56,799
Speaker 1: and you see your balls, you see your grundle. And

979
00:53:56,880 --> 00:53:58,759
Speaker 1: we shot it all and you did put put it

980
00:53:58,760 --> 00:54:01,600
Speaker 1: out there, man, and you fuck and earned that ship player.

981
00:54:01,760 --> 00:54:03,919
Speaker 1: You really did. When we wrote it, we didn't think

982
00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:06,600
Speaker 1: that we would be shooting it in such a way

983
00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:09,279
Speaker 1: that it would be so fully frontal, and then we

984
00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:13,920
Speaker 1: really subertuitous. Yeah, I was not. I was planning on

985
00:54:14,040 --> 00:54:17,359
Speaker 1: having like a prosthetic dick. And when we got into

986
00:54:17,360 --> 00:54:19,920
Speaker 1: pre production and Adam finally came out and we were

987
00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:21,799
Speaker 1: about to shoot. I say, Adam, look, I got him

988
00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:25,280
Speaker 1: building this prosthetic dick. What do you think? And He's like, Kyle,

989
00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:28,680
Speaker 1: I've made peace with the world. I'm going to show

990
00:54:28,719 --> 00:54:33,360
Speaker 1: them my dick, all right. I wanted to show powerful

991
00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:37,399
Speaker 1: the world my dick. Yeah, and I took that que

992
00:54:37,400 --> 00:54:39,479
Speaker 1: and I shot the ship out of I get it.

993
00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:42,840
Speaker 1: I get it that you guys are appeasing me because

994
00:54:42,840 --> 00:54:45,920
Speaker 1: you were just, for lack of a better term, shifting

995
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:53,040
Speaker 1: on my ass. Okay, you're shooting on my ass diarrhea,

996
00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:56,480
Speaker 1: and so you gave me compliments to my dick. And

997
00:54:56,520 --> 00:55:00,279
Speaker 1: I understand that. You know that I needed that because

998
00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:03,879
Speaker 1: I do hang my hat on on my ass. Well,

999
00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:06,239
Speaker 1: don't make us feel bad about it. You should really

1000
00:55:06,239 --> 00:55:08,040
Speaker 1: be hanging your hat on your dick. Bro. Are you

1001
00:55:08,080 --> 00:55:09,960
Speaker 1: saying thank you? Are you saying no, no, no, no,

1002
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:12,080
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not. I'm not saying you know, I

1003
00:55:12,120 --> 00:55:14,719
Speaker 1: appreciate what you're doing. I appreciate what I think. You

1004
00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:18,120
Speaker 1: were pretty clear we were shifting on your ass, so

1005
00:55:18,520 --> 00:55:23,160
Speaker 1: we glorified your dick. Uh. Yeah, and I do appreciate that,

1006
00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:26,600
Speaker 1: but you cannot work out your dick and I as

1007
00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:30,840
Speaker 1: a fitness influencer who takes a great pride in uh

1008
00:55:31,239 --> 00:55:36,520
Speaker 1: is gluteus maximus with that? Is there anything a such

1009
00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:40,600
Speaker 1: thing as a dicknus influencer? We're like everything you post

1010
00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:42,600
Speaker 1: is about your dick and like treating it right and

1011
00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:45,080
Speaker 1: like getting it to like be its best. Should I

1012
00:55:45,160 --> 00:55:49,200
Speaker 1: do that? Absolutely? Like a dick care, like like a

1013
00:55:49,239 --> 00:55:52,399
Speaker 1: self care but only for your penis only about your dick,

1014
00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:55,279
Speaker 1: Like how to like keep the skin right, how to

1015
00:55:55,360 --> 00:55:57,640
Speaker 1: get it bigger, how to keep it going, how to

1016
00:55:57,760 --> 00:56:01,560
Speaker 1: like uh, you know, man skin even all that is

1017
00:56:01,640 --> 00:56:04,680
Speaker 1: Manscape of thing? Well, that could be a spinoff of

1018
00:56:04,680 --> 00:56:07,920
Speaker 1: of of Manscape, one of our one of the most sponsors.

1019
00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:09,520
Speaker 1: It could be a spin It could be the sequel

1020
00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:12,000
Speaker 1: to Kyle's movie that he's shooting. I don't know the

1021
00:56:12,040 --> 00:56:15,520
Speaker 1: plot exactly, but with the butt shot, Yeah, they go tuitous,

1022
00:56:15,560 --> 00:56:18,480
Speaker 1: but shot my butt shot into there's Yeah, you're we're

1023
00:56:18,480 --> 00:56:20,120
Speaker 1: going to start with the butt shot and we're gonna

1024
00:56:20,160 --> 00:56:22,279
Speaker 1: pretty much just feel it out from there. No, I want.

1025
00:56:22,360 --> 00:56:24,200
Speaker 1: I want to be in the sequel because you said

1026
00:56:24,200 --> 00:56:26,319
Speaker 1: you're going to give the first one to blake right

1027
00:56:26,719 --> 00:56:28,319
Speaker 1: and then I'll be in the sequel. Is like the

1028
00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:30,040
Speaker 1: new butt on the scene, and then I'll be like

1029
00:56:30,080 --> 00:56:32,840
Speaker 1: the home video version where it's not even streaming. You

1030
00:56:32,920 --> 00:56:36,040
Speaker 1: have to get a VHS your home alown three? Where

1031
00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:39,600
Speaker 1: is this a it's different bad guys and a different kid. Like,

1032
00:56:40,239 --> 00:56:45,120
Speaker 1: it's just not the same movie at all. Yeah, somebody

1033
00:56:45,200 --> 00:56:47,400
Speaker 1: got the rights to the Butts, but it's not the

1034
00:56:47,480 --> 00:56:53,440
Speaker 1: same character. Is there any compliments? Take backs? I'm sorry,

1035
00:56:53,520 --> 00:56:57,400
Speaker 1: there's no way. It's already time for that. Yeah it is. Yeah,

1036
00:56:57,600 --> 00:57:00,680
Speaker 1: what Adam's calling it? He's bailing and I feel like

1037
00:57:00,719 --> 00:57:03,479
Speaker 1: we still have a good four minutes left. But oh

1038
00:57:03,520 --> 00:57:07,280
Speaker 1: my god, this gets ready to rock. So we're taking

1039
00:57:07,280 --> 00:57:11,000
Speaker 1: it back where we take yeah, take bass, compliments and apology?

1040
00:57:11,480 --> 00:57:16,760
Speaker 1: What do you have any takebacks? Oh? Man, are you

1041
00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:19,360
Speaker 1: fishing for it? No? I'm not. I'm just saying, do

1042
00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:24,480
Speaker 1: you have any takebacks? Compliments or apology, compliments or apologies? Me?

1043
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:29,200
Speaker 1: Take backs? Backsides? Um? You know, let me think, let

1044
00:57:29,240 --> 00:57:31,560
Speaker 1: me walk back through it. What did we talk about again?

1045
00:57:31,720 --> 00:57:33,240
Speaker 1: What were the things that I might have to be

1046
00:57:33,360 --> 00:57:36,640
Speaker 1: taken back? It was no, sir, I don't like it.

1047
00:57:36,640 --> 00:57:40,120
Speaker 1: It's fine. What was here? I guess I'd like to

1048
00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:43,560
Speaker 1: take back what I said? About Dave Chappelle and said

1049
00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:48,360
Speaker 1: he wasn't funny. Sometimes he was funny the whole time endorsement.

1050
00:57:48,440 --> 00:57:50,640
Speaker 1: He wasn't funny for four hours. Bro, I was sitting

1051
00:57:50,720 --> 00:57:52,680
Speaker 1: right there. I was like an honor to watch him

1052
00:57:52,720 --> 00:57:54,080
Speaker 1: up there. I just don't want people to get the

1053
00:57:54,120 --> 00:57:56,680
Speaker 1: wrong idea it was. I'm not saying it wasn't an honor.

1054
00:57:56,880 --> 00:57:59,840
Speaker 1: It was fucking sick because he hadn't shown his face

1055
00:57:59,840 --> 00:58:02,880
Speaker 1: for ever and we were there. But the anticipation of

1056
00:58:02,880 --> 00:58:05,080
Speaker 1: waiting for like the funniest thing you've ever seen just

1057
00:58:05,160 --> 00:58:08,040
Speaker 1: never happened, and it wasn't funny all the time. And

1058
00:58:08,040 --> 00:58:10,680
Speaker 1: I guess he still is not, Like he still is.

1059
00:58:10,920 --> 00:58:14,560
Speaker 1: He's riding that wave now he become he's got he's

1060
00:58:14,560 --> 00:58:20,080
Speaker 1: got a nice ass. He does probably a great probably

1061
00:58:20,080 --> 00:58:25,800
Speaker 1: a great dick. But I guess in terms of other takebacks, uh, yeah,

1062
00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:27,920
Speaker 1: I'm not seeing any. I'm not feeling any. Really. You

1063
00:58:27,960 --> 00:58:32,919
Speaker 1: don't compliments on anybody, compliments or compliment to Blake's ass,

1064
00:58:33,080 --> 00:58:36,439
Speaker 1: definitely just just I'll do that again. I think, yeah,

1065
00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:39,600
Speaker 1: compliment to dress ass too, because it's really good as well.

1066
00:58:39,720 --> 00:58:46,840
Speaker 1: Appreciate beautiful stuff, beautiful stuff and Adam compliments to your dick, Dude,

1067
00:58:46,840 --> 00:58:50,520
Speaker 1: compliments your dick straight up, Yeah, straight up compliments to

1068
00:58:50,880 --> 00:58:54,240
Speaker 1: compliment to Adam for um pulling his fucking butt out.

1069
00:58:56,360 --> 00:58:58,120
Speaker 1: You know, even though it didn't pan out, it didn't

1070
00:58:58,120 --> 00:59:01,600
Speaker 1: pan out the way he was hoping. Um, I got

1071
00:59:01,600 --> 00:59:05,320
Speaker 1: something for this bank bank later. Yeah, you do, just

1072
00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:08,680
Speaker 1: a loaning hotel room, drinking a little champagne. I'm saying,

1073
00:59:08,680 --> 00:59:13,640
Speaker 1: I don't think maybe Kyle isn't into female cross faders bodies,

1074
00:59:14,120 --> 00:59:18,280
Speaker 1: because that's basically what I don't think he is. He

1075
00:59:18,360 --> 00:59:22,840
Speaker 1: must not be. He must like them uh squish here. Uh,

1076
00:59:22,880 --> 00:59:26,400
Speaker 1: you know, not as chiseled in to find. And that's okay.

1077
00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:29,680
Speaker 1: And I'd like to compliment your specific taste and that

1078
00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:33,520
Speaker 1: works for you. Uh, And I just want to kind

1079
00:59:33,560 --> 00:59:36,800
Speaker 1: of compliment Kyle and his vision. It's just always so

1080
00:59:36,960 --> 00:59:40,560
Speaker 1: clear what he wants and it's it's just I commend

1081
00:59:40,600 --> 00:59:43,120
Speaker 1: you because you always paint the picture. And I, as

1082
00:59:43,240 --> 00:59:45,040
Speaker 1: much as I don't have a script, I don't know

1083
00:59:45,120 --> 00:59:47,040
Speaker 1: much about it, but I see what you're going for

1084
00:59:47,240 --> 00:59:49,680
Speaker 1: and I think he picked the right guy, and I

1085
00:59:49,720 --> 00:59:55,240
Speaker 1: appreciate you. You always go off an emotional feeling. Um,

1086
00:59:55,280 --> 01:00:00,720
Speaker 1: you know, an animal instinct of what is true and uh,

1087
01:00:01,080 --> 01:00:04,120
Speaker 1: you didn't disappointed in and I appreciate that. I'd like

1088
01:00:04,160 --> 01:00:09,480
Speaker 1: to compliment Dersey on drinking champagne alone in his hotel room. Yeah,

1089
01:00:10,360 --> 01:00:12,960
Speaker 1: maybe the last type of alcohol that I would drink

1090
01:00:14,080 --> 01:00:18,480
Speaker 1: just on its owne. But big, big shots out to

1091
01:00:18,600 --> 01:00:22,200
Speaker 1: you wrapping today, and that's that is quite the celebratory drink.

1092
01:00:23,480 --> 01:00:26,440
Speaker 1: Why is it the last? What do you what? Because

1093
01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:28,520
Speaker 1: there's hard alcohol in here, But I was like, am

1094
01:00:28,520 --> 01:00:31,320
Speaker 1: I really gonna start slamming vodka? And then there's beer?

1095
01:00:31,400 --> 01:00:34,360
Speaker 1: But I'm like beer schmir. I know that they always

1096
01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:38,439
Speaker 1: there's always like a decent whiskey in hotel room bars,

1097
01:00:38,560 --> 01:00:40,840
Speaker 1: and that's what I would probably drink. There's a Doer's

1098
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:44,880
Speaker 1: and there's a Maker's mark little dog yeah drink, Yeah,

1099
01:00:44,880 --> 01:00:53,480
Speaker 1: but those are in my asshole right now. So that's

1100
01:00:53,480 --> 01:00:56,720
Speaker 1: why that's why you wouldn't show it's your ass earlier. Yeah,

1101
01:00:57,360 --> 01:01:01,040
Speaker 1: what's that little uh melted wax cap hanging out of

1102
01:01:01,040 --> 01:01:07,760
Speaker 1: your asshole? It's makers American minie. It was something from

1103
01:01:08,160 --> 01:01:11,960
Speaker 1: on set, some money on set. Prank. Well, I will

1104
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:14,280
Speaker 1: and I also compliment Adam and not and not really

1105
01:01:14,320 --> 01:01:17,600
Speaker 1: coming after Blake or I about what about our butts

1106
01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:20,400
Speaker 1: and saying that his is his is better than ours.

1107
01:01:20,440 --> 01:01:22,440
Speaker 1: He was just he was you were, you were tuoting

1108
01:01:22,480 --> 01:01:25,600
Speaker 1: your own horn, and hey, you're big up in yourself.

1109
01:01:25,640 --> 01:01:28,200
Speaker 1: I appreciate that, not in a bad way. I will

1110
01:01:28,240 --> 01:01:30,880
Speaker 1: never say that I don't have a great ass. I

1111
01:01:30,960 --> 01:01:35,400
Speaker 1: truly believe that I have a stellar backside. Rick. I

1112
01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:38,680
Speaker 1: truly believe that my my dick. I I disagree with

1113
01:01:38,680 --> 01:01:41,680
Speaker 1: my Dick. I think my dick is perfectly. My ass

1114
01:01:42,240 --> 01:01:44,320
Speaker 1: is a is an A plus ass, and you can

1115
01:01:44,400 --> 01:01:47,360
Speaker 1: disagree with that. I also think, hey, I'm in great

1116
01:01:47,400 --> 01:01:53,520
Speaker 1: company because Blake and durs have great, neaty, nice looking as.

1117
01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:56,600
Speaker 1: Now the perspective is what you should be looking at

1118
01:01:56,680 --> 01:01:58,959
Speaker 1: exactly because there's four of us on the crime saying

1119
01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:02,160
Speaker 1: I'm in great company here, Kyle. I don't think your

1120
01:02:02,200 --> 01:02:05,160
Speaker 1: ass is in our sort of realm of amazing. I

1121
01:02:05,240 --> 01:02:08,880
Speaker 1: know this, and I put myself last. I said, I'm

1122
01:02:08,920 --> 01:02:13,000
Speaker 1: happy to bring up the rear. Okay, it's funny, that's funny.

1123
01:02:14,640 --> 01:02:17,360
Speaker 1: I'm happy. I'm not even I think the people at

1124
01:02:17,360 --> 01:02:19,160
Speaker 1: home are going to be glad that we brought up

1125
01:02:19,400 --> 01:02:28,240
Speaker 1: the rear on this episode of Alright, see you soon,