Speaker 1: Second date update. He's got a girl named Brie on
Speaker 1: the phone for a second date update, and Breeth said
Speaker 1: in her email she thought the date went really well.
Speaker 1: She didn't even sleep with him. Wow, So you know,
Speaker 1: I understand your judge for a date that's really good
Speaker 1: five Breth, Yeah you know what. Wow, it was actually
Speaker 1: still fun and we didn't even do it like weird
Speaker 1: that never happens. Yeah, thank you. That's how I feel
Speaker 1: good for you girls. So what did you actually do
Speaker 1: with this guy? What's his name? By the way, Well,
Speaker 1: his name is David. But he told me it was
Speaker 1: okay for me to call him Dave. Oh what a gentleman.
Speaker 1: Where where'd you meet Dave? I met him threw a
Speaker 1: friend's friend. So he invited me to bowling and happy
Speaker 1: hour Atholine. And you thought that that was like code
Speaker 1: for something else? Is that what we're talking about? Break? Oh? No,
Speaker 1: She's like, I don't use bumpers, if you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. Wait, so you went bowling? Yeah, how did
Speaker 1: it go well? I thought it went really well. I
Speaker 1: was so into him, And when I went home, I
Speaker 1: kind of like wrote out a little chart breaking down
Speaker 1: like the good and the bad of the date. So
Speaker 1: that Wow diligence. I appreciate that because so many people
Speaker 1: that call in don't even remember what they did or
Speaker 1: how they were feeling. Three went home and did the
Speaker 1: homework before she actually called us, So thank you, Bree.
Speaker 1: What are some of the good things about your date
Speaker 1: with Dave? The pros? What was on your pros list? Breathe? Okay,
Speaker 1: On the good part, one of them is that he
Speaker 1: asked me about me. He wanted to know about my interests.
Speaker 1: So I really like that, Yeah for sure, Like, wow,
Speaker 1: a man actually asked you questions on a date. I
Speaker 1: love I love our bar right now, but yes, continue,
Speaker 1: what's a bad thing about Dave? M A bad thing
Speaker 1: is I think he taught me sniffing his shoes? What wait,
Speaker 1: wait were you seiffy in his shoe? Breathe? Okay, so
Speaker 1: it sounds really weird, but not really, Like I was
Speaker 1: bringing the shoes to exchange for our booning shoes and
Speaker 1: I'm like in line for so long and I just
Speaker 1: like take a little snatch, and so why would you
Speaker 1: take a sniff out of his shoe? I just wanted
Speaker 1: to know who he was, you know, I don't know,
Speaker 1: So what is he a poet. Is he a nice guy?
Speaker 1: Based on the scent inside of his sketcher? Like, what
Speaker 1: are you gain from this? Oh my god, you guys
Speaker 1: are making me seems crazy, but I'm not. Some people
Speaker 1: have really bad but older all kind of hygiene problems
Speaker 1: and he didn't. So for me, that was still kind
Speaker 1: of good. Even though I think he saw me. You know,
Speaker 1: I turned over and he was like watching me and
Speaker 1: this this is one of those incidentss where women can
Speaker 1: get away with this maybe, but like shoe on the
Speaker 1: other foot, but if you caught him sniffing your shoes,
Speaker 1: you would automnsmatically think creepy foot fetish? Did You're probably right?
Speaker 1: But I mean it was really innocent. I mean it okay,
Speaker 1: all right? So did he say anything about it? Nothing? Okay?
Speaker 1: So that was just something bad that you're speculating exactly,
Speaker 1: Like you know, I just put it in the chart,
Speaker 1: like just engage. What else was in the chart? Bres
Speaker 1: any other opportunities for things to go wrong? Well, I
Speaker 1: asked him to pray during our meal and he did,
Speaker 1: so that was like in the good category. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's really sweet that he did. It doesn't mean he's religious,
Speaker 1: but at least he's willing to pray with you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was willing to play along after the choe sniffing.
Speaker 1: But there's a bad part too. Oh well, he prayed
Speaker 1: for the meal and that was great, but he didn't
Speaker 1: mention us at all, and I just thought, like, okay,
Speaker 1: what if he's selfish. He's selfish. He didn't pray for
Speaker 1: the two of them. He only prayed for good food.
Speaker 1: Not you know, I get that part. You guys, I
Speaker 1: understand what I mean. Don't look at me like I'm
Speaker 1: some like heat of this, Like I understand what praying
Speaker 1: for a meal in but like one, I've never done
Speaker 1: it on a first date, right, and too like to
Speaker 1: expect him to what like I pray that this date
Speaker 1: goes well, Like what would you want him to say? Well,
Speaker 1: that he's enjoying getting to know me, and he hopes
Speaker 1: that God blesses this and we continue to have a
Speaker 1: good time to I don't know, I'm self confused because
Speaker 1: we like started this on the basis of you couldn't
Speaker 1: believe you didn't sleep together, and now we're praying that
Speaker 1: God is blessing you. There's a lot of mixed messaging
Speaker 1: that's happening for me. Well, he's selfish obviously, Brooke, because
Speaker 1: for the two of them, I don't get what you
Speaker 1: stand I get what you stand for. Bree, don't let
Speaker 1: Brooks negativity pull you down. Okay, she's used to dating
Speaker 1: bottom of the barrel people that that always. You know,
Speaker 1: we're very selfish, So yeah, that's true. So Bree, don't
Speaker 1: let it get to you. Keep t telling us about
Speaker 1: your lovely date with the guy with a great smelling feet. Basically,
Speaker 1: after bowling I was really a him and I wanted
Speaker 1: a kiss. I figured that was like a nice way
Speaker 1: to end a date, but it was really strange to
Speaker 1: me because he asked me for a fist bump instead.
Speaker 1: You guys, did have your fingers inside bowling balls? Yeah,
Speaker 1: but she's stiff and shoes she obviously doesn't yea, So
Speaker 1: how was the fist bump? Was it romantic? Come on? No?
Speaker 1: So I was like, hi, five and our fingers kind
Speaker 1: of interloss. That's cute. It's like at like a twenty
Speaker 1: year reunion. When you see an old friend for a
Speaker 1: long time, you're life. That sounds terrible. So how long
Speaker 1: has it been since you've talked to him? Last four
Speaker 1: days he hasn't responded to me, but I really want
Speaker 1: to see him again. Guys, he's a keeper. Okay, that's
Speaker 1: what List says. Okay, bree, keep your keep your nose
Speaker 1: out of a converse sneaker in while we do that.
Speaker 1: We'll come back and we'll call Dave and get your
Speaker 1: second date update. All right, thank you? All right, hold
Speaker 1: on second updates. If you're just tuning in for today's
Speaker 1: second date update, please join me in praying for breathe.
Speaker 1: God please watch over this second date update and grant
Speaker 1: us strength and courage as we call up David in
Speaker 1: pursuit of another romantic rendezvous for our wonderful friend Breathe,
Speaker 1: and Lord, please do not forsake her for being a
Speaker 1: secret shoe sniffer. Instead, exalt her for being brave enough
Speaker 1: to tell people that she sniffed shoes for she, like
Speaker 1: so many of us, are looking for comfort in the
Speaker 1: arms and souls of another. And together, let us inhale
Speaker 1: the sweet stench of love and say, ah, mann, I
Speaker 1: mean I heard the men loud and clier there. If
Speaker 1: you're just tuning in and you're wondering what's going on, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're in the middle of a second date update with
Speaker 1: one of our listeners named Bree. Hello, Bree, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. Bree went bowling with a guy named David
Speaker 1: and asked him to pray before their meal, and she
Speaker 1: wasn't exactly thrilled with what he said, but she still
Speaker 1: thought he was a great guy. And she could tell
Speaker 1: that because while she was exchanging their shoes at the counter,
Speaker 1: she took a whiff out of his sneaker and thought
Speaker 1: it wasn't terrible, so he must be a good guy.
Speaker 1: But she's worried that he may have seen her sniffing shoes.
Speaker 1: And they ended their date with a weird high five
Speaker 1: with their fingers intertwining and shaking. So not the best ending,
Speaker 1: but we're hoping to get her another chance. Is there
Speaker 1: anything that we missed their Bree, Oh my god, he
Speaker 1: was a great guy that it's not because of his shoe.
Speaker 1: He's just we have a lot in common. I'm actually
Speaker 1: glad you're still laughing after that recap. That's good that
Speaker 1: you have a good sense of humor going into this.
Speaker 1: One thing that I'm a little curious about because you
Speaker 1: said you prayed before your meal, but you just went
Speaker 1: to happy hour. Did you guys have an actual meal
Speaker 1: or are you just at the bowling alley praying over
Speaker 1: fries yo A friz and wing. Then he got about
Speaker 1: six so it was like plenty of food. I mean,
Speaker 1: I just don't know like when you judge, like when
Speaker 1: to prayer or not, like totally it sound like, if
Speaker 1: I can be completely honest with you guys, when I
Speaker 1: was on hold, I was really praying for this call
Speaker 1: to work. Okay, Yeah, I'm sure God has invested. He
Speaker 1: or she doesn't have anything else going on. You need
Speaker 1: all the help that we can get for this one, Okay, Brey.
Speaker 1: So we're gonna call David for you and see we
Speaker 1: can get your second date update. All right, thank you
Speaker 1: so much. All Right, here we go. Hello, Hi, can
Speaker 1: we speak to David please? This is David's Jeffrey from
Speaker 1: the radio show Broken Jeffrey in the Morning. Hey, Hey,
Speaker 1: what can I help you with? Well, we do a
Speaker 1: segment on our show call the second date Update. Are
Speaker 1: you familiar with that at all? A little bit? I
Speaker 1: guess that's the thing where you like talk about an
Speaker 1: old date. Yeah, I mean yeah, a quick summary, Yeah,
Speaker 1: the dumb down version of what we do. I guess.
Speaker 1: But basically, you went on a date with somebody recently
Speaker 1: and you're not calling them back, so they want to
Speaker 1: figure out why that is. Uh, okay, okay, So do
Speaker 1: you remember going on a date with a girl named
Speaker 1: Brie recently? Bree? Wait? Is that like Bree? I remember Bree?
Speaker 1: I don't remember. It wasn't that long ago. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I remember, I remember Bree. Yeah, okay, all right, Well,
Speaker 1: Breeze said that she had a really good time on
Speaker 1: the date, and she's really hoping to reconnect with you.
Speaker 1: She's wondering why you guys aren't getting back in touch again.
Speaker 1: I mean, I liked Brave. She was really nice. H
Speaker 1: just it was kind of weird. There was some weird
Speaker 1: stuff happening, that's all. I don't know. I got a
Speaker 1: little weird. It out, To be honest with you, after
Speaker 1: she explained the date, we can kind of understand why.
Speaker 1: So she told you about the dining Huh she did. Yeah.
Speaker 1: She filled us in on all the things that happened
Speaker 1: and some of the things that she thinks went well
Speaker 1: and something she thinks may have been a little weird.
Speaker 1: But she wants to know the reason that you're not
Speaker 1: calling her back all right. Well, I don't know what
Speaker 1: she told you, but all right, So at one moment
Speaker 1: I prayed with her, she asked me to pray over
Speaker 1: our food. How was that for you? Can I ask? Honestly,
Speaker 1: totally fine. I'm a faithful person myself, so like, I
Speaker 1: thought that was pretty cool. So she judged the room
Speaker 1: right on that one. Okay, I feel like there's a
Speaker 1: butt coming at the end of this. Well, I'm all
Speaker 1: good with the prayer. I was actually really happy to
Speaker 1: hear it. But then as I'm doing it, I just
Speaker 1: kind of picked up in my eye. I just wanted
Speaker 1: to see if she like how into it she was,
Speaker 1: you know. And when I did that, I saw her
Speaker 1: eat one of my fries, and uh, you know what,
Speaker 1: prayer is hard work, okay, and makes you hungry. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: But now I'm just like, is she just praying because
Speaker 1: she wants me to close my eyes so she can
Speaker 1: eat my food? That was about how long was your prayer?
Speaker 1: Just like a minute or two, But I don't know
Speaker 1: it's long enough to get some fries in. I don't
Speaker 1: know how many fries. Honestly, I don't know why, but
Speaker 1: I suddenly like her more. I don't know. I feel
Speaker 1: like Brie is a little bit of a thief here. Now,
Speaker 1: do you think she's a liar? I think I think
Speaker 1: she's a little bit of a liar. Bree, Why did
Speaker 1: you steal his French fries? Oh my god? Wait, she's
Speaker 1: on the phone. Oh yes, that's right, David. We didn't
Speaker 1: tell you this, but Bree has been on the phone listening,
Speaker 1: and she's even sneakier than you think. Dave, I'm really not.
Speaker 1: I'm not. Don't listen to them. I don't know. This
Speaker 1: is like two in a row. I am, I'm not.
Speaker 1: It's a little weird. You gotta admit. Can I explain
Speaker 1: I had them call you because I wasn't able to
Speaker 1: reach you. I've been texting you for like four days
Speaker 1: now and you haven't responded, and I really didn't want
Speaker 1: to lose touch. You know, it sounds like you're skirting
Speaker 1: the fry issue here, Breeze what it sounds like? No, No,
Speaker 1: I can talk about that. I'm really sorry. I have
Speaker 1: a really really good reason for why I'm so a fried.
Speaker 1: What's the reason? Yeah, the reason I was starving. I
Speaker 1: hadn't the end breakfast. There you go, David, you can't
Speaker 1: blame a girl who's going hungry. I obviously would share
Speaker 1: my fries with you, it was just in the middle
Speaker 1: of the prayer. I'm open to being one hundred percent
Speaker 1: honest with you, Dave, it's just so stupid. I also
Speaker 1: want to just like tell you, like just to be
Speaker 1: a one hundred percent honest I had some of you
Speaker 1: a bear too when you weren't drinking. You're drinking my
Speaker 1: beard during a prayer. No, no, no, no, no, not
Speaker 1: during the prayer. At one point, I was super thirsty,
Speaker 1: and every time you turned your back to bowl, I
Speaker 1: had a little sip of your beer. I mean, I wait, wait, wait,
Speaker 1: really off that day. I'm so so sorry, but I
Speaker 1: just want to be one hundred percent honest with you.
Speaker 1: This is weird. You're you're eating my fries, you're drinking
Speaker 1: my beer. Is there anything else I need to know? Um,
Speaker 1: since I'm still being one hundred percent honest with you,
Speaker 1: you should stop being honest. What is it? No, I
Speaker 1: just really want to apologize for the stupid like little
Speaker 1: sniff when I had the shoes up at the counter.
Speaker 1: So I'm I'm sorry about that. Yeah wait wait wait
Speaker 1: wait wait wait, what did you say that the sniff.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he doesn't know. Oh my god. So Dave, okay,
Speaker 1: you don't know this. But earlier she told us that
Speaker 1: while she was exchanging your shoes at the front counter,
Speaker 1: she took a sniff out of your shoe. Un but
Speaker 1: she got you size. Oh my god, I went out
Speaker 1: with a shoe sniffer. No, it's not like that at all.
Speaker 1: I was I don't know. I was in line for
Speaker 1: a while and I just like whatever. And David, she
Speaker 1: said that your shoe smells better than most guys shoes.
Speaker 1: So it's a compliment of anything. How do you know that,
Speaker 1: I don't. I mean, I don't know. No comment. I'm
Speaker 1: not going to say anything about this. I just want
Speaker 1: to say that I'm sorry and I really want to
Speaker 1: go out with you again. And I thought you were
Speaker 1: a really great person. That's it. Oh. Yes. The whole
Speaker 1: point of this is that she likes you enough, David,
Speaker 1: to take your fries and drink your beer and smell
Speaker 1: your shoes because she felt that connected with you. Maybe
Speaker 1: there's a chance that you feel connected to her, and
Speaker 1: if you did, we would love to send you out
Speaker 1: on another date and we'll pay for it. David, what
Speaker 1: do you say. Come on, David, she was honest with you.
Speaker 1: I mean she she was super super honest, which quick easy.
Speaker 1: You know what. We had a really good time. And
Speaker 1: I guess as long as I just keep my eyes
Speaker 1: wide wide, yeah, don't take your shoes off on the
Speaker 1: next day or turn your back or yeah, all of it.
Speaker 1: Like I'm gonna have to think about it. But I
Speaker 1: guess if you guys say she's nice and she she
Speaker 1: was honest, yea, yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: guess that's it. Yes, the angels have looked down and
Speaker 1: answered our prayers. Breath, congratulate, patitions. You just got a
Speaker 1: second date with David. Oh my gosh, Dave, I'm really happy.
Speaker 1: I promise there's not gonna be anything weird. Um a
Speaker 1: matter of fact, if you want to, just like snip
Speaker 1: my shoe. But yeah, you stopped talking to see you later.
Speaker 1: Broke and Jeffrey in the morning,