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Speaker 1: Oh, you're listening to mess. Welcome, Welcome, welcome.

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Speaker 2: You know, I got here and I forgot that, Like

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Speaker 2: I live in New York and it's so freaking cold.

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Speaker 1: I really forgot how it gets.

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Speaker 2: But now it's like more windy than usual, and I'm

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Speaker 2: just gonna start really aggressive up top. My mess was

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Speaker 2: last night. I was like, oh, I'm gonna go to

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Speaker 2: the store. I'm gonnat a little snack. I'm saying, I had,

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Speaker 2: you know, my jacket that wasn't really made for the

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Speaker 2: wind that was happening last night. So I go get

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Speaker 2: you know, some sacks. A juice that's a glass from yep,

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Speaker 2: from my little you know, mini.

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Speaker 1: Mark mess a few months ago.

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Speaker 2: I did not get the spicy pineapple juice. I did

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Speaker 2: something else. I had like a your your a mate

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Speaker 2: or whatever, and strawberry the biscuits or whatnot. I walk outside.

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Speaker 2: I see the garbage cam moving again. I see when people.

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Speaker 2: If you listen to the beginning of the season, I

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Speaker 2: was talking about this trash can that was following with Chasing.

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Speaker 2: So I saw it and I said, oh, you know what,

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Speaker 2: I'm just gonna I'm just gonna wait, I'm gonna go

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Speaker 2: around it. So I don't get hit by it again.

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Speaker 2: So I go down the block and all of a

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Speaker 2: sudden the corner that I'm turning, the wind hits me,

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Speaker 2: knocks my bags out of my fucking hand again, glass

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Speaker 2: bottle broken everything. Yeah, so it messed up my box

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Speaker 2: of cereal, which is a snap for me, the milk,

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Speaker 2: the yeah, and some popcorns.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, what kind of cereal was it? Guess what

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Speaker 1: kind of what kind of scenereo? No?

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Speaker 2: No, sometimes I just go with the classics. I'm not

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Speaker 2: give cocoa pops. I don't know what cocoa buffs. I'm

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Speaker 2: not doing chocolate milk. No, I've said a classic, girl,

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Speaker 2: I don't. I feel like when I think of you,

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Speaker 2: I think Cinnamento's crunch frosted flake. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's

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Speaker 2: that's the kid's dream right there. I had to grow

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Speaker 2: up on just regular corn flakes with splenda, disgusting. So

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Speaker 2: when I elevated to like, oh I could do what

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Speaker 2: I want, I had frosted flakes.

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Speaker 1: It's the tree.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, I got hit with the wind, broke the

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Speaker 2: glass everywhere. I'm sorry the wind hit you and you

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Speaker 2: were like, oh, yes, you dropped the bags or you

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Speaker 2: fell and landed on the bag. Honestly, I think the

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Speaker 2: wind robbed me by by gun win point and said

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Speaker 2: give me all your ship and then knocked it out

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Speaker 2: of my hand. I win gunpoint, wind gunpoint. That happened

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Speaker 2: to me, It could happen to you. I don't have

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Speaker 2: a good core. And that's fine, since we got to

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Speaker 2: get you in some pilates because the wind shouldn't be robbing.

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Speaker 1: You like that. I'm talking.

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Speaker 2: Maybe the secret here is you got to stop buying

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Speaker 2: glass bottles of juice. Yeah, I've learned that. I'm done.

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Speaker 2: I'm because I was assaulted. Yeah, I believe women showed

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Speaker 2: me on these glasses where the wind assaulted you. So yeah,

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Speaker 2: I survived. I I'm a survive So I'm glad to

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Speaker 2: be here. Did you go back and get replenished the snacks?

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Speaker 1: I did not.

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Speaker 2: I said that was that was the universe telling me

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Speaker 2: you don't need none of this.

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Speaker 1: You don't need know your butmante or whatnot.

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Speaker 2: So I don't know what your bamante is, but it

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Speaker 2: sound like it got a lot of probiotics. It's the tea,

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Speaker 2: said energy and actual energy, natural energy. Yeah, and obviously

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Speaker 2: I didn't drink it because I went right to sleep.

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Speaker 1: The wind said get some rest, and rest meant to

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Speaker 2: Do you have any mess for me? I got some

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Speaker 2: mess for you. So my mess is this weekend I

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Speaker 2: learned that lying is good. Oh okay, I mean I

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Speaker 2: it really it really rang true this weekend. So on Friday,

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Speaker 2: my siblings and I decided we were going to go

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Speaker 2: let's meet at nine, and then I was like, let's

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Speaker 2: do not thirty right, the DJ comes on at ten,

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Speaker 2: the seats all get taken.

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 2: I had shows, she had the gym. My sister was like,

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Speaker 2: I'm taking my time. My brother messages us. He's usually

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Speaker 2: pretty slow, right, he was like at ten fifty five,

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Speaker 2: He's like, I'm here.

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Speaker 2: Me and my sister just got in our ubers, our

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Speaker 1: Do you guys have a reservation. Of course we don't.

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Speaker 1: We were trying to be there at nine nine thirty.

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Speaker 2: We got there at eleven o'clock, right, So when my

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Speaker 2: I was like, well, let me see who's DJing tonight.

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Speaker 1: And I'm just going to say I'm on the DJ's list. Smart, nice,

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Speaker 1: smart nice nice. Yep, yeah, Gva I get there. I said,

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Speaker 1: I'm on Ava's list. Sorry, Eva's list. He was like, okay,

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Speaker 2: My brother and sister are also come in. The bouncer

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Speaker 2: is already done talking to me. I step inside. The

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Speaker 2: host at the host stand recognizes me from my social media.

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Speaker 2: Hey girl, you should have told me you were coming.

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Speaker 2: I would have made a reservation for you. I don't

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Speaker 2: know this person's name, so I'm like next time. He like,

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Speaker 2: bett take my number down so that when you come

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Speaker 2: you can just text me. Said yes, So I give

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Speaker 2: him my number. I'm like, my brother's outside, I grab him.

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Speaker 2: My sister's coming. We go inside. The bouncer was like,

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Speaker 2: Of course I didn't do that. I don't know that lady.

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Speaker 3: I don't know her.

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Speaker 2: I don't know her even actually is a cool DJ name.

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Speaker 1: She might need to change it up, she should change

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Speaker 1: it up. I'm gonna tell her, you know, we're friends now.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so, uh, my sister shows up. The hostess like,

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Speaker 2: I found the table for you guys. You guys can

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Speaker 2: sit right here.

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Speaker 1: Girl sat. They waited on his hand and foot. Nothing

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Speaker 2: But we we had such a good night. And at

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Speaker 2: the end of the night, the DJ came and sat

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Speaker 2: because her people were there. So when the bouncer came

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Speaker 2: was over, it looked like I was in fact friends

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Speaker 2: with the DJ because she was talking to my group.

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Speaker 1: Look at that, Look at that? Was it even a lie?

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Speaker 1: It was?

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Speaker 3: It was manifestation. I have a ticket.

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Speaker 2: But also it was too cold to be waiting outside.

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Speaker 2: I said, I'm on the DJ's lift.

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Speaker 1: We cannot be waiting on lines. We're too We're too

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Speaker 1: cute for that. I don't leave the line. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I feel like queuing is my culture being British, but

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Speaker 4: I can't do it anymore. It feels like sometimes I

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Speaker 4: I feel my feet carrying me to the front. Yep,

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Speaker 4: But I don't know what I'm gonna say when I

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Speaker 2: I'm just like, it's not somebody knows what they're gonna

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Speaker 2: say when they get up there.

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Speaker 1: But you get up there and you say.

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Speaker 3: The first thing that you just don't moving.

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Speaker 1: Just listen.

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Speaker 2: If you look like you're supposed to be somewhere, people

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Speaker 2: treat you like you're supposed to be.

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Speaker 1: There, it's true. Or if you just look good, which

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Speaker 1: you do, and you have an accent, thinking hello, Hello, sir,

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Speaker 1: che che les go tech.

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Speaker 2: Chairs on the DJ's list, Yeah, what's her name? Or

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Speaker 2: or you google who the owner is. Oh, I've never

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Speaker 2: done Richie a kiva.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I was trying to too much of the person

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Speaker 4: on the door, but I should be trying to connect

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Speaker 4: with the person with the power.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I'm always like, Hi, I'm cute, fifty fifty fifty fifty.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: You could go either way. I've got I've.

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Speaker 2: Gotten online, or stroll to the front of the line

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Speaker 2: and being like, are you gonna make me and my

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Speaker 2: cute friend wait online?

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Speaker 1: And sometimes the bouncer will be like yeah. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I remember back in the day, I went up to

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Speaker 2: Phoebe's Phoebe's bar, and me and my friend were blackout

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Speaker 2: drunk and we're like, let us in. We're skinny and

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Speaker 2: we have titties. I mean she has titties, and he

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Speaker 2: was like no, oh. He actually was like, you will

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Speaker 2: I feel like for me, when I'm by myself, it's

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Speaker 2: I'll say something like that, like they'll be like we're

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Speaker 2: take up dem or space. And sometimes the bouncer will

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Speaker 2: be like you're right, come on, come on. But other

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Speaker 2: times they'd be like, mm, everybody out here is skinny,

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Speaker 2: and it's like, now you know you.

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Speaker 1: Lying, Oh my gosh, this is America. It's this America. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: So that was it.

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Speaker 2: I mean, we can all learn something from Marie. Just

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Speaker 2: just make your work manifest.

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Speaker 1: Listen.

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Speaker 2: The last time I was or one of the last

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Speaker 2: I went to the Soho house and it was packed.

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Speaker 2: It was like Carnival weekend. They weren't letting anybody else in.

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Speaker 2: My homegirl was upstairs and I was like, I'm not

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Speaker 2: I'm not waiting out here. There's no way I'm waiting

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Speaker 2: with like an entourage. He's like, I'm DJing tonight. They're like,

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Speaker 2: I had a split second to be like I could

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Speaker 2: and I jumped right on the back of that train

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Speaker 2: and I walked right.

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Speaker 1: Again.

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Speaker 3: I'm with the DJ with the djay up.

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Speaker 1: Eva Ava with your accent is so clutched.

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Speaker 2: I actually am going to become a day.

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Speaker 3: The ones and twos, I don't know what that.

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Speaker 2: Is.

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Speaker 1: That the bag, the one is the thing and the

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Speaker 1: other one is the two.

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Speaker 2: Yeah j podcast, the pancakes like one pancake, one pancake,

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Speaker 2: do care? Yes, you know, obviously I don't know how

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Speaker 2: to you know how DJ works, but we do know

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Speaker 2: how the oneast work.

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Speaker 1: And so Boker is in the building from the UK,

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Speaker 1: the UK from London, London and back, which which part

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Speaker 1: of London.

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Speaker 3: Oh, north, north of the river, North of the River. Yes, South.

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Speaker 3: You've met people from South London.

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Speaker 4: They've got a lot of law law, they've got a

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Speaker 4: lot of Yeah, they've got a lot of about them.

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Speaker 4: But I feel like North London. Yeah, Tottenham, come on.

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Speaker 2: Now, break down London to us. Yes for the people

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Speaker 3: One city to another.

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Speaker 2: Don't look across international waters.

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Speaker 1: Whatever you spend there, don't count. It's vacation.

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Speaker 4: This is the thing here. I'm like, it's monopoly money.

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Speaker 3: It's like, I don't. I'm like, it's not real. It's

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Speaker 4: And because we get to see New York in like

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's the Sims, but it's a yeah, there are

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Speaker 3: But forget to that.

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Speaker 1: What did you want to talk to us about? So

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Speaker 4: I Hey, when I'm in the UK, I'm very discreet,

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Speaker 4: I'm very demure. I keep myself to myself. In Brooklyn,

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Speaker 4: my knees and I'm like, who's who's looking at? No pants,

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Speaker 4: no short, short coat? Yes November. Yeah, so I was

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Speaker 4: saying to Sydney earlier, I am I'm a bisexual lady.

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Speaker 4: But I think it's like Suffolk Rising. I think I'm

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Speaker 4: I'll suck a dick if it's spontaneous, but.

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Speaker 2: I'm me pulling my hair.

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Speaker 1: I'd be like, it isn't sucking a dick typically planning

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Speaker 1: for that. Nobody walks outside like I'm gonna I'm putting

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Speaker 1: on my to do list. You know what, That's not true.

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Speaker 1: I take it back. There are people who leave their houses.

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Speaker 4: Like, Okay, so I'm not I'm not a regular regular sucker.

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Speaker 4: I don't think I can say that that you can

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Speaker 4: if you've got a if you've got a peen in

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Speaker 4: your life, are you like scheduling the scheduling Mary, Mary?

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Speaker 1: They're like, Oh, I'm gonna I'm gonna leverage that. Let

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Speaker 1: me pull your penis in for Thursday. They're like, his

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Speaker 1: birthday is coming up. I guess I gotta as in

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Speaker 2: I gotta pick up the groceries, and then I got

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Speaker 2: a Trader Joe's and then I got a sucker. Yea.

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Speaker 4: It's like, does it feel whimsical and does it spark joy?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I usually don't.

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Speaker 4: So I was like, okay, I'm in New York. I've

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Speaker 4: done my show. It's gone great. I'm feeling great. I'm like,

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Speaker 4: oh that men exist, and I feel like the men

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Speaker 2: The way, dress better than the men in London. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: You don't. You don't, it's the opposite. Her eye is

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Speaker 2: I feel like they're like a good structured coat coat.

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Speaker 2: dangly ear ring. Actually, oh yeah, they do love that.

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Speaker 1: Yep. Anyway, anyway in New York are dressed better.

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Speaker 4: Than they're dressed different. Variety is the spice of life.

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Speaker 4: I'm Sophie. So he shook hands and he.

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Speaker 2: Said, I messed up. She can't Why no, why do

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Speaker 2: you introduce you? Sorry, I'm not speaking. If they speak

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Speaker 4: Yeah, lession divulge my personal information. But as lesbian, Sydney

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Speaker 1: Look at me, take my notes, Honny.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I was in the It was like a thing

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Speaker 3: There, which is normally.

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Speaker 2: A bunch of comedians, and you're shaking hands, shaking hand.

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Speaker 4: I shake hands with this guy. He shakes hands, he

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Speaker 2: Shake my hand, texast and let us know who this

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Speaker 4: And then I'm like, okay, we've been shaking hands for

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Speaker 4: all right, after like I've like established that this is

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Speaker 4: I'm like, okay, I understand that there's a vibe here.

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Speaker 1: No, I said it in my head. It was like,

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Speaker 2: Does it feel like that's why you're a lesbian?

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Speaker 1: To be fair, Sindy didn't shovel her feet across the room.

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Speaker 4: So I was like, hey, maybe it's today. Last time

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna like see what's out there?

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Speaker 1: What was that?

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Speaker 3: There was bad. I went on a date with a dancer.

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Speaker 3: They were they were a nightmare.

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Speaker 4: Like I think if you're dancing with someone, either you're

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Speaker 2: You went on a date with my brother, your non

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Speaker 2: If I'm just trying to enjoy a nice French seventy five,

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Speaker 2: it look cool. He's not the person I want to go. Wait,

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Speaker 4: Okay, So so yeah, so I was like, okay, maybe

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna like go around. I'm gonna be like I'm dancing.

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Speaker 4: I'm going so your butterfly, I'm not to Beyonce. This

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Speaker 3: Oh I wish I know.

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Speaker 4: I said, it's a shame I didn't get to hold

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Speaker 2: I'm not mad at him. You can say that to

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Speaker 1: Okay, I don't. I don't want to hold a man's

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Speaker 2: I'm saying, if I was a guy and I wanted

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Speaker 4: He was okay, I I don't remember the specifics because

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Speaker 4: here to disrupt the ecosystem and then I will be deported,

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00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:52,600
Speaker 4: I guess after so much. Generally, Ice was outside and

437
00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:55,160
Speaker 4: he was like yeah, and then he said something crazy,

438
00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:57,440
Speaker 4: which was yeah.

439
00:21:57,720 --> 00:21:59,439
Speaker 3: He was like no, I'm saying it more for myself,

440
00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:01,160
Speaker 3: like I got a have boundaries. I can't.

441
00:22:01,359 --> 00:22:07,560
Speaker 4: I was like, boundary, I never heard disgusting. And then

442
00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:10,280
Speaker 4: he was like, yeah, I can't go home with you.

443
00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:11,800
Speaker 4: That's not what I said. I said I want to

444
00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:13,639
Speaker 4: hold your hand. It's like I can't go home with you,

445
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:15,720
Speaker 4: no matter how long your eyelashes are.

446
00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:23,480
Speaker 1: Flirting back. I was like, my god.

447
00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:27,520
Speaker 4: I was like, I was like okay, and I was

448
00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:28,879
Speaker 4: I was like, and then he like twenty to me,

449
00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:30,960
Speaker 4: was like, oh, but like, I don't know, try to

450
00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:31,440
Speaker 4: give me a hug.

451
00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:32,359
Speaker 3: I was like, I can't hug you.

452
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:34,080
Speaker 1: I'm so angry. I'm like.

453
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:36,399
Speaker 3: I was like, I'm like incandescent, and I was like,

454
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:38,320
Speaker 3: I'm no better than a man.

455
00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:40,359
Speaker 1: Wait, you said you're incan.

456
00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:42,399
Speaker 3: I said, I said I'm livid. I said I was

457
00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:45,520
Speaker 3: what you just said incandescent?

458
00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:47,320
Speaker 1: And out with the saurus.

459
00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:51,119
Speaker 3: I was like, I have please incandescen.

460
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:51,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, like.

461
00:22:55,600 --> 00:23:01,440
Speaker 2: I am in candess, sorry indite, you don't have my

462
00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:05,520
Speaker 2: pineapples juice right now? Me when my cargs declinent, I

463
00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:07,679
Speaker 2: am incorry.

464
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:12,359
Speaker 3: Hello, I don't have any friends as a child. I

465
00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:16,040
Speaker 3: was in the library. Okay, so I was incandescent. Yeah.

466
00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:18,159
Speaker 4: So he was like willya. I was like yeah, no,

467
00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:20,679
Speaker 4: I'm so angry. And then he was just like, oh,

468
00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:21,800
Speaker 4: can I get your Instagram?

469
00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:22,440
Speaker 5: Ew?

470
00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:28,680
Speaker 1: I was I for what reason I'm on Instagram?

471
00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:28,800
Speaker 2: Is?

472
00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:31,240
Speaker 3: Yeah? I was like hate this.

473
00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:33,919
Speaker 4: And then this other girl came up and was like, oh, Sophie,

474
00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:35,880
Speaker 4: you're a you're an actor. I was like, I don't

475
00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:38,000
Speaker 4: need to. I don't know to need to set the

476
00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:40,680
Speaker 4: state that bad. But then I was just like, angry girl.

477
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:42,840
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm there for you. Why.

478
00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:45,720
Speaker 4: But the thing is that I think has women you

479
00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:49,320
Speaker 4: kind of like it doesn't come naturally. Maybe maybe it does.

480
00:23:49,359 --> 00:23:50,840
Speaker 4: To be confident, you know what I mean. You're like,

481
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:53,399
Speaker 4: I gotta believe in my source. I gotta like respect myself.

482
00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:56,399
Speaker 4: Did you deign to make a move on someone and

483
00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:57,000
Speaker 4: they reject you.

484
00:23:57,080 --> 00:24:00,520
Speaker 2: I'm like a man, like, I'm putting myself out here

485
00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:02,480
Speaker 2: for you and you rejected me.

486
00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:07,200
Speaker 1: I was like, you're crazy, You're crazy, and you're dangerous crazy. Yeah,

487
00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:10,240
Speaker 1: but I think that this is a learning moment.

488
00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:12,520
Speaker 2: I think we do need to put ourselves out there

489
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:16,280
Speaker 2: way more so that no doesn't sound so harsh, because that's.

490
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:19,640
Speaker 1: What That's what guys do. They They're just as many

491
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:21,400
Speaker 1: shots as you take. Somebody gonna say yes.

492
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:23,280
Speaker 3: So it's not so it's guys.

493
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,720
Speaker 4: Always like I would love it. I would love it

494
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:26,480
Speaker 4: if a girl made a move on me. I would

495
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:29,760
Speaker 4: love to be They lie, they lied, they're fully lying, but.

496
00:24:30,119 --> 00:24:31,960
Speaker 2: They like it. They do like it, but they like

497
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:37,399
Speaker 2: it when certain people approached them, like everybody comedian comedian. Wow,

498
00:24:37,840 --> 00:24:39,359
Speaker 2: that to me is crazy. I do need to know

499
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:45,640
Speaker 2: who this redacted. For your hair is posturized, it's full,

500
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:48,439
Speaker 2: your skin is clear, like he got a lot of.

501
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:49,680
Speaker 1: Nerves, you have an accent.

502
00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:52,320
Speaker 4: But yeah, but for me, it was like so out

503
00:24:52,359 --> 00:24:53,800
Speaker 4: of character. And it was because I was like, I'm

504
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:56,160
Speaker 4: in holiday mode. I was like, I'm outside my life.

505
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:58,720
Speaker 4: I'm in the simulation. And I was like, hey, you

506
00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:02,560
Speaker 4: need to apply some rules internationally. So that's what I

507
00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:05,919
Speaker 4: find a pen to suck. Did you find a man

508
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:08,119
Speaker 4: to look up with? I?

509
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:11,840
Speaker 3: Hey, I was sort of with Withdrew my chips right,

510
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:15,240
Speaker 3: and I was that. I was like, it's not notssary.

511
00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:18,320
Speaker 4: And there was other like I feel like when I'm

512
00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:21,119
Speaker 4: looking at like the prospects in a room, I always

513
00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:24,080
Speaker 4: go for like the highest yes, the highest prospect. I

514
00:25:24,119 --> 00:25:25,600
Speaker 4: always go with the person who's like the most the

515
00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:30,000
Speaker 4: most expensive item, yeah, or the most baggage. Like I'm

516
00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:32,399
Speaker 4: drawn to the person who's the least available. So there

517
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:34,160
Speaker 4: were some other men in the room that were being

518
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:36,480
Speaker 4: like one guy was like, oh, we can have a

519
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:37,240
Speaker 4: lot of fun together.

520
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:40,680
Speaker 1: I was like, I mean, you can't be in a

521
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:42,040
Speaker 1: room with comedians.

522
00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:45,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just like scratching and itching, and I'm feeling

523
00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:48,159
Speaker 2: that they were all comedians.

524
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:49,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a comedy party.

525
00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:51,120
Speaker 1: I didn't think.

526
00:25:51,359 --> 00:25:52,639
Speaker 4: I was like, not everyone and here is going to

527
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:55,639
Speaker 4: be a comedian. But to be I guess they're all.

528
00:25:55,840 --> 00:26:00,520
Speaker 4: They were all industry in Subway. Yes, I should have

529
00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:01,200
Speaker 4: gone to that party.

530
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:02,280
Speaker 1: You could have.

531
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:04,360
Speaker 3: You could have seen something.

532
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:07,560
Speaker 1: I would have. I would have if I would see it.

533
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:12,919
Speaker 2: Say it sorted, yeah, girl, like right after we were

534
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,000
Speaker 2: at another thing. Well, I mean that's when you went

535
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,240
Speaker 2: out with your brother and your sister.

536
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:18,080
Speaker 1: Right, No, No, that was the day.

537
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:22,040
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, say Saturday. I said, I am going home.

538
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:23,400
Speaker 2: So I'm glad you didn't.

539
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:24,720
Speaker 1: If you would have hit me out, I'd be like,

540
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:27,639
Speaker 1: go somewhere else, don't. No.

541
00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:30,480
Speaker 4: I actually only went because my friend came. Bob was like,

542
00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:32,520
Speaker 4: we should go to this party. We should meet some people,

543
00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:34,600
Speaker 4: and I was like, I just I just want to dance.

544
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:36,960
Speaker 4: And then I was like, oh, people are pretty. But

545
00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:40,600
Speaker 4: also yeah with the lights on, you said the people were.

546
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:43,440
Speaker 5: Yeah.

547
00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:46,320
Speaker 4: I think it's the newness. I think it's the newness.

548
00:26:46,359 --> 00:26:49,760
Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm an open hearted person, open.

549
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:58,920
Speaker 1: Heart hand legs memoir. Yes, well now we learned a lot.

550
00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:01,119
Speaker 2: You should probably not be in a room and comedians

551
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:03,120
Speaker 2: and I think you should still put yourself out there,

552
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:04,200
Speaker 2: even on holidays.

553
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:05,280
Speaker 1: Hey, even on.

554
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:09,440
Speaker 2: Holidays, especially on holiday. Hey, it should be the most

555
00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:13,719
Speaker 2: open obviously. You know your friends should have to take

556
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:16,639
Speaker 2: back with me. Yeah no, no, girl, wrap it up,

557
00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:22,440
Speaker 2: no basis, no souvenirs here.

558
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:23,120
Speaker 1: Yes.

559
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:28,359
Speaker 2: So so when you're home, you're like mainly with women. Yeah,

560
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:30,200
Speaker 2: and that how's that going?

561
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:32,360
Speaker 1: Oh good, that's great? Yeah?

562
00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:35,600
Speaker 4: Yeah no notes yeah, no notes easy. So I'm not

563
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:38,480
Speaker 4: just like, you know, there's rice at home, but I

564
00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:40,080
Speaker 4: want to try there's rice.

565
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:41,960
Speaker 1: Women is rice.

566
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:44,560
Speaker 3: Women is right, and men are.

567
00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:51,199
Speaker 1: Yaki? Like what's men? Man?

568
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:53,480
Speaker 3: I don't know. I feel like sausage is the obvious.

569
00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:55,760
Speaker 1: Men are chicken nuggets, mana nuggets.

570
00:27:56,359 --> 00:27:58,200
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna nothing that you don't need to have

571
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:02,560
Speaker 4: all the time, be beef beef, but that I feel

572
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:04,280
Speaker 4: like that makes them too like high value men.

573
00:28:06,359 --> 00:28:08,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, but this mad cow disease or something like that.

574
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:13,119
Speaker 1: I'm state men are low quality beef?

575
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:15,720
Speaker 3: Are men of corn beef hash.

576
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:21,680
Speaker 2: Specific that I'm like, I've never been like, oh I

577
00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:23,080
Speaker 2: want some corn beef hash.

578
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:24,680
Speaker 3: I actually did that last night.

579
00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:26,520
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, we don't we don't really have

580
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:27,760
Speaker 1: I was I don't have that all the time, and

581
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:31,880
Speaker 1: I was like, it's bad. Sometimes need to be reminded

582
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:33,240
Speaker 1: the problem, babe. I think it's you.

583
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:36,760
Speaker 2: Well, I'm just like, I'm going to experiment. I mean, hey, listen,

584
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:39,920
Speaker 2: I've been there before. Not corn beef hash, but I've

585
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:45,360
Speaker 2: definitely you know, dibble dappled back into the graveyard of men,

586
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:49,600
Speaker 2: and you know, I don't recommend, but.

587
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:54,000
Speaker 3: I wish I could go for like man sober equipment.

588
00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:55,400
Speaker 3: I'm like, you.

589
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:59,040
Speaker 1: Know, you don't need to talk about why you can't

590
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:01,800
Speaker 1: quit men? Yeah? Is it that makes you keep coming?

591
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:05,240
Speaker 3: I'm like, it's twenty twenty five. I'm smart.

592
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:07,840
Speaker 1: Yea, I have the option.

593
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,120
Speaker 3: I should need to lie the option.

594
00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:10,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to.

595
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:11,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, I want to quite, I want a hard shut down,

596
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,520
Speaker 4: but I can't. I'm just like, there's something, but.

597
00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:17,120
Speaker 1: What is assist? Please tell us? Whisper it into the

598
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:19,440
Speaker 1: mic and I'll shout it. Now. What's dragging me back

599
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:21,080
Speaker 1: to that trauma? Trauma?

600
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:24,960
Speaker 2: I want to say, trauma, daddy issue. Yes, I think

601
00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:28,600
Speaker 2: it's I think it's hope, hope. I think it's Yeah,

602
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:31,840
Speaker 2: I think I'm infected with hope or man.

603
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:36,040
Speaker 3: The man Danny of it all. I'm like, maybe there's

604
00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:38,280
Speaker 3: a future that is you know what.

605
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:45,960
Speaker 1: It's like, I think, hey, man, they can't all be

606
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:50,920
Speaker 1: bad my weakness. Man, not me, but y'all, that's that's

607
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:54,120
Speaker 1: not my weakness. Weakness, I think they you know.

608
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:56,640
Speaker 3: And I also feel I feel like women are superior.

609
00:29:57,240 --> 00:29:57,960
Speaker 3: I'm like that's fine.

610
00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,960
Speaker 4: I may like men have done so many savage things,

611
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:02,680
Speaker 4: the responsible for so much the Truman stuff, but I'm like,

612
00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:05,680
Speaker 4: they're cheeky, and I think they need to empower themselves.

613
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:07,400
Speaker 4: I need they need to drag themselves out of the

614
00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:08,440
Speaker 4: slot that they're in.

615
00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:11,400
Speaker 1: And you're here to save them. Yeah, I'm like, I can,

616
00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:12,960
Speaker 1: I can. I can fix it.

617
00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:15,120
Speaker 3: They can fix you temporarily.

618
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:18,600
Speaker 1: It's giving like a nursing triage friend. I don't know.

619
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:24,240
Speaker 3: I'm Florence Nightingale. I'm just like Florence Nightingale. She was

620
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:24,640
Speaker 3: a nurse.

621
00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:29,520
Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, no, absolutely Nightingale was that

622
00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:36,600
Speaker 1: like British Amelia Badelia. It's Florence Nightingale. No girl. I

623
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:38,760
Speaker 1: was like, she's gonna she's gonna give us some contact

624
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:41,120
Speaker 1: clues where we are, but we need to reason on

625
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:41,560
Speaker 1: this couch.

626
00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:48,000
Speaker 3: Florence the machine.

627
00:30:48,560 --> 00:30:51,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, she was a nurse. She's like,

628
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:54,440
Speaker 4: the dick days are over, the days are over. That

629
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:56,760
Speaker 4: Florence is the machine, so the dog days are the

630
00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:58,560
Speaker 4: dog days are over. Probably also about is.

631
00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:02,520
Speaker 1: She a lesbian. I don't think so. No, the banks

632
00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:03,480
Speaker 1: still give a little boot.

633
00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:05,360
Speaker 3: The ginger in the banks is giving.

634
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:09,920
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I think that it is messy.

635
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:14,320
Speaker 2: It can feel messy to like approach somebody male female

636
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:17,479
Speaker 2: being approached mess it, Yeah, But I think the thing

637
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:19,280
Speaker 2: is is that you got you have to take it

638
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:20,880
Speaker 2: like a grain of salt, like it can't be this.

639
00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:22,800
Speaker 2: You can't put so much on the line. Oh that

640
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:24,600
Speaker 2: does the reason I'm speaking about it on a podcast.

641
00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:27,600
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't care. I don't care.

642
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:29,680
Speaker 3: And it's just like it's very in the moment.

643
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:32,040
Speaker 4: It's like for these like two hours, I'm like I'm

644
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:35,800
Speaker 4: into it, and that like when the moment passes, I'm like, well,

645
00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:37,240
Speaker 4: let's just a temporary badness.

646
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:38,080
Speaker 3: Let's talk about it.

647
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:39,760
Speaker 2: What are some ways that you've approached people in the

648
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:42,120
Speaker 2: past that have been like, yeah, that's that's how you

649
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:42,360
Speaker 2: do that.

650
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:45,040
Speaker 1: All I can think about is ways in which it's

651
00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:45,600
Speaker 1: gone wrong.

652
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:46,280
Speaker 3: At this moment.

653
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:50,440
Speaker 4: It's well give us all the wrong ones. I think

654
00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:52,600
Speaker 4: there's like a moment where it's not really the riz

655
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:55,080
Speaker 4: is not developed. You're just like, oh, I can just

656
00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:57,840
Speaker 4: say shit because I'm a hot girl. You're just like, oh,

657
00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:01,080
Speaker 4: so you're just kind of like you're just kinda like

658
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:02,520
Speaker 4: I don't know, you kind of just like a little

659
00:32:02,520 --> 00:32:04,000
Speaker 4: bit like like what do you what do you want

660
00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:05,680
Speaker 4: to be like You're just gonna.

661
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:07,120
Speaker 1: Like I think sometimes you use people.

662
00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:10,520
Speaker 2: Everybody likes to be compliment complimented, right, So I'll usually

663
00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:12,600
Speaker 2: go in with a compliment on something that they're wearing,

664
00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:17,200
Speaker 2: and that's like, well, like oh, you have nice shoes,

665
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:20,280
Speaker 2: like cool jacket, but then you got to say something mean.

666
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:22,080
Speaker 3: Oh it's like a little nag.

667
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:24,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, cool jacket. I don't know if I would have

668
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:28,760
Speaker 1: worn with them shoes though. Wow, Oh I love how

669
00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:29,520
Speaker 1: your beard connect.

670
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:31,520
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, I can see how I can see how

671
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:34,520
Speaker 4: this is the bake. I'd be like, I feel like

672
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:38,000
Speaker 4: I feel like a competitive thing. Maybe yeah, maybe I'm

673
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,280
Speaker 4: not made for better. I feel like I'm trying to

674
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:41,520
Speaker 4: like that's them, You're trying.

675
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:43,760
Speaker 1: To want to uplift. Yeah, that's a good thing about

676
00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:44,640
Speaker 1: like ladies.

677
00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:46,400
Speaker 3: Like in the in the band to thing.

678
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:47,719
Speaker 4: I feel like I'm not mean, but I'm like kind

679
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:50,600
Speaker 4: of like, I'm like, let's play, let's banter, let's banter.

680
00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:51,720
Speaker 1: Yeah.

681
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:54,160
Speaker 2: See, that's why I'm not good at the dating situation

682
00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:55,080
Speaker 2: because I don't want to play.

683
00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:57,480
Speaker 1: I want to say exactly what I want to say.

684
00:32:57,680 --> 00:32:59,840
Speaker 2: I want to mean when I say, I want them

685
00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:02,800
Speaker 2: to be like, exactly, boom, let's go now we now

686
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:05,360
Speaker 2: we moved in. Yeah. I feel like Sidney is very transparent,

687
00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:07,440
Speaker 2: very She'd be like, I want to say this, and

688
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:09,080
Speaker 2: I'd be like, don't say that, and she'd be like, well,

689
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:09,760
Speaker 2: what should I say?

690
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:11,200
Speaker 1: And I'll tell her what to say, and then she

691
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:13,600
Speaker 1: won't like you have really nice nail beds?

692
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:13,840
Speaker 2: What?

693
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:16,880
Speaker 1: Ok?

694
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:18,800
Speaker 2: Yeah?

695
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:21,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay.

696
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:24,000
Speaker 2: But then they look and they're like, you know what,

697
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:27,240
Speaker 2: my nail technician tells that all the time.

698
00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:50,320
Speaker 1: I'm so specific with the nice when it's specific.

699
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:52,600
Speaker 4: When someone's like you have beautiful eyes, You're like, yeah,

700
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:54,880
Speaker 4: I guess, I guess, I guess.

701
00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:58,160
Speaker 1: I love your jaw line. It's really nice.

702
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:04,440
Speaker 4: Nice, that's nice. I am once flooded with a plumber.

703
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:08,600
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, butt crack was out. Oh oh, because you

704
00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:10,640
Speaker 4: know the plumber but plumber. But yeah, we have builders. Bum,

705
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:15,600
Speaker 4: that's what we builder builders bum crack, what's builders build?

706
00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:19,200
Speaker 1: His bumb is the building, like that is the crack builder.

707
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:21,480
Speaker 1: So how do you flirt with a plumberless?

708
00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:22,000
Speaker 2: I was?

709
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:24,520
Speaker 3: I was again, I was bored. I was in my house.

710
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:26,759
Speaker 4: I was like, my tap is leaking. Not a euphemism,

711
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:30,840
Speaker 4: it just was leaking. I was like, I need to

712
00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:33,600
Speaker 4: go and do stuff. Blubber comes in the phone to

713
00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:35,520
Speaker 4: my friend. I was like, oh, yeah, plum is kind

714
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:36,720
Speaker 4: of hot. That's crazy.

715
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:41,360
Speaker 3: Uh he leaves, he forgets something behind, like he forgets

716
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:41,880
Speaker 3: a tool.

717
00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:43,160
Speaker 1: For got your phone number, you my phone.

718
00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:46,480
Speaker 4: I'm like, okay, well obviously when he came, he didn't

719
00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:48,480
Speaker 4: fix the tap. He just made another tap start leaking.

720
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:49,560
Speaker 4: So I was like, you can get it when you

721
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:53,080
Speaker 4: come back for the other thing comes back, he does

722
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:56,840
Speaker 4: the job. He leaves behind a big red screwdriver. So

723
00:34:57,239 --> 00:35:00,560
Speaker 4: I'm like, hey, you keep leaving things at my flat.

724
00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:02,440
Speaker 4: I take a picture and he was like, oh yeah,

725
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:03,759
Speaker 4: could I come and pick it up? And I was

726
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:06,360
Speaker 4: like yeah, like it felt like you were just like

727
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:08,640
Speaker 4: looking for excuses to try and see me again. Yeah,

728
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:11,320
Speaker 4: And he was like busted and I was like, you

729
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:18,560
Speaker 4: are a bad plumber to make something for you, Like yeah,

730
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:21,040
Speaker 4: like this is kind of like a pool scenario.

731
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:21,840
Speaker 1: I love it.

732
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:24,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, but then I was like, actually the scheduling of

733
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,759
Speaker 4: when he was free, I was like, I just want

734
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:28,759
Speaker 4: you to I still have the screwdriver.

735
00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:30,640
Speaker 3: It's like it's like a yeah.

736
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:32,520
Speaker 1: He was like, I'm going on holiday. I was like,

737
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:34,359
Speaker 1: do you want do you want this big red tool

738
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:37,560
Speaker 1: or not? He was like do you yeah? Damn.

739
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:40,040
Speaker 2: I feel like there is like a little like window

740
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:43,000
Speaker 2: of ooh, I'm pressed. I want to see you, and

741
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:45,200
Speaker 2: then if it's not lining up, you're like, you know what.

742
00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:47,960
Speaker 4: I don't know this person, but like the robots to

743
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,759
Speaker 4: be like oh yeah, okay when you call someone out

744
00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:53,319
Speaker 4: on like fancying you. I feel like at the same

745
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:56,200
Speaker 4: party as someone was like looking at me while talking

746
00:35:56,239 --> 00:35:58,520
Speaker 4: to their friend and I was like, do you want

747
00:35:58,560 --> 00:35:59,719
Speaker 4: to say something? He was like, oh no, I'm talking

748
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:01,680
Speaker 4: to my I was like, but you're looking directly at

749
00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:04,160
Speaker 4: me and he was like that's nice.

750
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:04,760
Speaker 1: Again.

751
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:10,560
Speaker 2: A comedian, they don't know what different directions the ADHD

752
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:14,960
Speaker 2: got them. It was shiny, yeah, have you neither of

753
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:19,239
Speaker 2: you an a day A comedian no, No, unfortunately for

754
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:22,560
Speaker 2: them that not you know, I don't want to say dated,

755
00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:31,240
Speaker 2: but yeah, I had a run in one's very beginning

756
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:33,120
Speaker 2: of the career, and I said, yeah, I won't be

757
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:34,800
Speaker 2: ever doing this again.

758
00:36:35,719 --> 00:36:37,399
Speaker 1: And it's for that thing.

759
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:41,680
Speaker 2: It's just like I don't want to run into somebody constantly,

760
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:44,560
Speaker 2: or just even the thought of like I might have

761
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:46,600
Speaker 2: to work with you or you're going to be in

762
00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:50,239
Speaker 2: the same rooms. What if you do really well then

763
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:55,560
Speaker 2: I might need you for a job like that just

764
00:36:55,640 --> 00:37:01,040
Speaker 2: feels I want to throw up. Actually right now, it's scary.

765
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:03,719
Speaker 2: But because you were in the UK, you could do

766
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:04,680
Speaker 2: whatever the hell you want.

767
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:06,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean.

768
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:06,600
Speaker 2: I am.

769
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:08,440
Speaker 4: I mean I should have some full sid I'm like,

770
00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:10,440
Speaker 4: I've literally come here to work and I'm like, hey,

771
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:13,560
Speaker 4: nothing has any consequences, so maybe I should be like, hey,

772
00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:14,839
Speaker 4: maybe I'll want to do a job here.

773
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:19,680
Speaker 1: I mean, what really is a consequence? You know, like

774
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:22,240
Speaker 1: the world is about to end in like three weeks?

775
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:24,200
Speaker 1: Like what is hooking up with I mean for.

776
00:37:24,239 --> 00:37:26,799
Speaker 2: You, not for me. Yeah, it's a comedian in New

777
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:32,880
Speaker 2: York for Thanksgiving? What's the problem. It's scary because everybody

778
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:36,920
Speaker 2: is looking for bits now, so like lucky for me, right,

779
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:41,239
Speaker 2: anybody that I've you know, it, had an entanglement with,

780
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:43,960
Speaker 2: I don't have to worry about them putting a bit

781
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:48,160
Speaker 2: together and now it's viral on TikTok, you know, so

782
00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:50,919
Speaker 2: I just for me. Another thing is like I don't

783
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:54,400
Speaker 2: want to be with a comedian and then oh my

784
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:59,600
Speaker 2: whole situation between them is now a like ten part series.

785
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:03,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, absolutely not. Yeah, ten part series means a

786
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:05,600
Speaker 1: lot went down. Yeah, but I'd be like, what royalties

787
00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:06,920
Speaker 1: for that anecdote? Exactly?

788
00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:10,800
Speaker 2: Somebody will do a ten part series about or a

789
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:13,120
Speaker 2: bit about what happened between us, it better be the

790
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:17,600
Speaker 2: funniest thing you've ever said. I'm gonna say I'd rather

791
00:38:17,719 --> 00:38:19,200
Speaker 2: you not say anything at all.

792
00:38:19,239 --> 00:38:21,200
Speaker 1: But if you're gonna say something, I hope it's hilarious.

793
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:32,160
Speaker 1: I hope it makes me go. Right, I'm doing that. Otherwise,

794
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:33,600
Speaker 1: what are you talking about? Yeah?

795
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:35,000
Speaker 3: A week bit about you?

796
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:39,000
Speaker 1: You loud and unfunny. You're not letting me most girl.

797
00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:40,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, be like that. Sometimes I think that's the thing.

798
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:43,480
Speaker 4: If they're not good at comedy, then it's the kind

799
00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:48,000
Speaker 4: of like shame of being It's like, oh, hey, I.

800
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:50,000
Speaker 3: Wasn't thinking the man hit my eye.

801
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:52,120
Speaker 2: Okay, but what do you have any other mess that's

802
00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:54,560
Speaker 2: not related to, you know, trying to shoot your shot?

803
00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:59,879
Speaker 4: Uh So I feel like this is this is again

804
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:03,520
Speaker 4: quite sad mess on my part. I really want a dog.

805
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:06,320
Speaker 4: I can't have a dog. I'm too fun, but I

806
00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:07,239
Speaker 4: really want a dog.

807
00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:08,439
Speaker 1: Why I want to a dog.

808
00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:11,839
Speaker 3: I'm like traveling all the time, I'm doing gigs. I'm

809
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:12,680
Speaker 3: not reliable.

810
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:16,480
Speaker 1: You're yeah, she lost the coat.

811
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:19,080
Speaker 5: I lost the coat while I was here. I feel

812
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:25,359
Speaker 5: like I feel like there are gaps, right, I feel

813
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:27,640
Speaker 5: like you do you know how how out of it

814
00:39:27,719 --> 00:39:29,120
Speaker 5: you got to be to lose a coat?

815
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:31,680
Speaker 1: Wait? Maybe was it a black coat?

816
00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:37,600
Speaker 4: It was a it was abiak blue brown coat. I've

817
00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:41,240
Speaker 4: been trying to find that. Yeah, it's not a fairy

818
00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:44,160
Speaker 4: with somebody else. Yeah, I left her. Yeah, I've got

819
00:39:44,239 --> 00:39:46,960
Speaker 4: gaps in my type A. It's like type A but

820
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:48,920
Speaker 4: like a little bit so, like my knees are out.

821
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,600
Speaker 4: That was a mistake, like twenty five degrees out here?

822
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:54,440
Speaker 1: Did he? Yeah? I don't know what that is in.

823
00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:59,160
Speaker 4: Celsius, but you know, yeah it's cold. Yeah, I was like,

824
00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:01,080
Speaker 4: I want a dog. I love I love dogs. I

825
00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:02,920
Speaker 4: love animals. I was just like I want something to laugh.

826
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,200
Speaker 4: So I was like, I am going to sign up

827
00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:07,279
Speaker 4: on Borrow my Doggie. And I live in like a

828
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:09,920
Speaker 4: nice part of London. I'm like, I can walk all

829
00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:12,839
Speaker 4: these bougie dogs, these vizzlers, these like pugs. It's called

830
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:16,759
Speaker 4: Borrow my Doggie, Borrow my Doggie dot Com. Yeah, it's

831
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:18,600
Speaker 4: an app. It's an app. It's like borrow my Doggie.

832
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:21,400
Speaker 4: You can walk the dogs. So I created a profile.

833
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:23,719
Speaker 4: I was like, I don't have a dog, but so

834
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:26,120
Speaker 4: I'm like looking, like searching through my iPhone to find

835
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:30,000
Speaker 4: pictures of me with dogs that I've met. I'm just

836
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:32,759
Speaker 4: like I think I started like the first picture I

837
00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:34,720
Speaker 4: chooses like a picture of me in the woods, like laughing.

838
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:36,759
Speaker 4: So people are like, she's outdoorsy. And then it's like

839
00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:41,480
Speaker 4: different dogs. So I put like five six photos upload it.

840
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:43,920
Speaker 4: Put a little bit about myself about like how you

841
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,200
Speaker 4: know I'm good with big dogs.

842
00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:47,759
Speaker 3: I'm like good with little dogs. I have a dog.

843
00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:51,600
Speaker 1: This is this is weird, this is a dating profile dog.

844
00:40:51,719 --> 00:40:52,520
Speaker 1: This is dread.

845
00:40:52,719 --> 00:40:55,480
Speaker 4: So then I put it up and then someone's like yeah,

846
00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:58,360
Speaker 4: I create the profile, and then someone messages me and

847
00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:01,560
Speaker 4: was like, oh, I think maybe you'd get more matches

848
00:41:01,719 --> 00:41:03,920
Speaker 4: if you like put like some info in your profile

849
00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:06,160
Speaker 4: about this. I was like, you don't need advice on

850
00:41:06,239 --> 00:41:10,480
Speaker 4: how to get matches. It's I was like, I'll shore up.

851
00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:11,960
Speaker 1: I'm going to New York, but I'll shore up all

852
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:13,959
Speaker 1: these like these dates with dogs.

853
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:14,680
Speaker 3: When I get back.

854
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:20,680
Speaker 4: It's been silent crickets, no matches with a single dog.

855
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:24,600
Speaker 4: I get emails being like, ooh, Yorkie's been snipping around

856
00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:28,160
Speaker 4: your profile. Someone's proving popular. But none of these dogs

857
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:33,160
Speaker 4: message me. Not a single dog has been I'm actually

858
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:36,319
Speaker 4: logged out of the app, but I could down. Maybe

859
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:38,640
Speaker 4: I think I have a screenshot of it. I have

860
00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:41,040
Speaker 4: to let me see if I've got it made because

861
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:42,200
Speaker 4: I tried to log at the other day, but I

862
00:41:42,239 --> 00:41:43,239
Speaker 4: think I've been logged out.

863
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:47,080
Speaker 2: Maybe your pictures are too like hot, you look what is?

864
00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:49,880
Speaker 2: Maybe you look too sexy in the woods. Yeah, I'm like,

865
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,080
Speaker 2: not all these dogs can be racist. This is crazy.

866
00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:53,960
Speaker 1: You think it's raised.

867
00:41:54,239 --> 00:41:58,319
Speaker 2: Maybe you got to go walk some South London dogs, babe, Wow,

868
00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:01,960
Speaker 2: you're trying to walk these bougie their dogs. The fact

869
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:03,440
Speaker 2: that the dogs have been like oh my parper, I'll

870
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:06,120
Speaker 2: be like, no, no, thank you. Well, they're probably just

871
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:08,319
Speaker 2: trying to figure out. They're like, why do you want

872
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:09,000
Speaker 2: to walk dogs?

873
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:12,520
Speaker 1: Right? It don't really pair? Well, you don't look like

874
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:15,879
Speaker 1: you know, you wear a lounge wear all the time.

875
00:42:16,239 --> 00:42:18,520
Speaker 1: You see pair to.

876
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:20,680
Speaker 4: Make me feel I'm gonna find this because I need

877
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:23,360
Speaker 4: to know why they probably look so good at dating

878
00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:23,719
Speaker 4: I don't.

879
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:25,480
Speaker 1: I probably looked you up and was like, wait, this

880
00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:29,160
Speaker 1: is a professional comedian actress. She's busy. What does she

881
00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:29,560
Speaker 1: have time on?

882
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:31,839
Speaker 2: They think it's fake. They probably think it's they think

883
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:32,640
Speaker 2: I'm catfishing.

884
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:36,560
Speaker 1: Yeah that's what I'm okay too, that's the only way.

885
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:38,880
Speaker 4: Okay, So I've been reported by a dog big like,

886
00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:41,160
Speaker 4: this is your toy with people's emotions?

887
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:42,080
Speaker 1: Realistic.

888
00:42:42,239 --> 00:42:44,040
Speaker 2: We need to see the photos you have posted because

889
00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:46,800
Speaker 2: maybe it's you like serving face with a dog, Like

890
00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:49,880
Speaker 2: how how are you with these dogs?

891
00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:51,759
Speaker 1: I want a dog so bad. I want a dog.

892
00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:54,960
Speaker 2: I want a dog, I want a bunny, I want

893
00:42:55,719 --> 00:42:57,880
Speaker 2: I want to I want to see otter. There's so

894
00:42:58,040 --> 00:43:01,040
Speaker 2: many animals I want right now. And it's true that

895
00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:03,920
Speaker 2: it's as soon as you're like, I really can't do

896
00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:07,440
Speaker 2: this like I would love to, but I can't.

897
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:11,279
Speaker 1: It really just takes the air out of everything. I

898
00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:12,040
Speaker 1: want a dog.

899
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:14,560
Speaker 2: I want to I want an animal. I want somebody

900
00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:18,160
Speaker 2: to like kiss all over its head and just squeeze

901
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:20,080
Speaker 2: it and sleep with it and like pet it.

902
00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:23,880
Speaker 1: And I know. See, that's why we seem weird. Sofia,

903
00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:26,399
Speaker 1: it's you do. It's easier if you want to walk

904
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:29,440
Speaker 1: somebody else's dog. People who have dogs don't even want

905
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:29,839
Speaker 1: to walk there.

906
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:33,839
Speaker 4: I found the screenshot of my profile. I actually see

907
00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:34,320
Speaker 4: the problem.

908
00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:37,280
Speaker 1: Let me say you see the problem.

909
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:39,320
Speaker 4: Okay, I actually changed up the first This was the

910
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:41,120
Speaker 4: first This was the first draft.

911
00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:45,720
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, girl, no, that is that is kooky, scary.

912
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:49,480
Speaker 2: You have wholesome pictures of myself. It's a dog with

913
00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:51,880
Speaker 2: a cone. It's a dog in your knees.

914
00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:52,719
Speaker 1: It's a dog.

915
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:55,719
Speaker 4: I don't have a dog, but like it's like, I

916
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:57,520
Speaker 4: don't photographic what I'm hanging out with the dog.

917
00:43:57,520 --> 00:43:59,400
Speaker 3: I'm just having a nice time, you know.

918
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:04,000
Speaker 1: Wow. No, girl, yeah no I'm not here. What are

919
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:05,759
Speaker 1: the other profile pictures look like you?

920
00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:08,800
Speaker 4: I can only see the dogs. I'm not looking for

921
00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:12,080
Speaker 4: people to but the dogs. It's just the pictures of

922
00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:13,640
Speaker 4: the dogs, just not the dogs with people.

923
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:16,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you just need to put pictures of

924
00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:19,800
Speaker 2: you looking like a happy, normal person.

925
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:24,600
Speaker 1: And the wood. I don't trust anybody who's just in

926
00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:26,880
Speaker 1: the woods. I'm sorry. It looks empty.

927
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:30,520
Speaker 2: You don't have a tent there, you're just there. Just hey,

928
00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:35,520
Speaker 2: I watch you enough documentaries. If you're in the woods

929
00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:37,480
Speaker 2: and you don't have like a tent up, so you

930
00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:39,080
Speaker 2: already you you have a body there.

931
00:44:39,239 --> 00:44:40,839
Speaker 1: If you're in the woods, you're up to no good,

932
00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:41,960
Speaker 1: no good.

933
00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:46,160
Speaker 2: I just think you should put pictures like you would

934
00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:48,800
Speaker 2: on a dating profile, just like you looking like normal

935
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:54,520
Speaker 2: and well rounded. No, no, you like you like having

936
00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:57,920
Speaker 2: fun with you holding a machaka like you know what

937
00:44:58,000 --> 00:44:58,239
Speaker 2: I mean?

938
00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:00,759
Speaker 1: Like you looking like a well und the person. Okay,

939
00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:03,200
Speaker 1: so not a dog for wood profile. Not just dog.

940
00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:05,680
Speaker 4: Not just it looks like none of those dogs are

941
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:09,440
Speaker 4: your dog, and they're weird. I was trying to show

942
00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:11,080
Speaker 4: the variety of dogs in my life.

943
00:45:11,239 --> 00:45:15,040
Speaker 2: No, maybe like one dog if you have multiple purchasing

944
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:17,920
Speaker 2: the same dog, you know what I mean. Now I

945
00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:21,680
Speaker 2: want to see your dating profiles. Yeah, I actually I

946
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:24,400
Speaker 2: don't have I can't be on there. You can't be

947
00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:29,080
Speaker 2: on there too, because people be like, you were on Taskbuster.

948
00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:31,279
Speaker 2: It's not it's not it's not okay, that's what it's.

949
00:45:32,719 --> 00:45:34,000
Speaker 2: Taskbuster is the show I was on.

950
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:37,600
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and that's that's It's a longs.

951
00:45:37,719 --> 00:45:41,200
Speaker 4: There's too many people in comedy in the industry. It's yeah,

952
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:43,160
Speaker 4: it's horrible. I have like dipped on, like I did

953
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:46,200
Speaker 4: a gig for Field and so I like reactivated on

954
00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:49,600
Speaker 4: Field deal profile, but I was like, this is it's messy.

955
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:52,279
Speaker 4: I don't want my profile like hanging around people like hey,

956
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:52,960
Speaker 4: I recognize you.

957
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:57,440
Speaker 2: So yeah, so you're like the material lane of the

958
00:45:57,600 --> 00:46:01,400
Speaker 2: UK because whenever, whenever he's like put up anything on

959
00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:03,799
Speaker 2: an app or they're like that's with La and they're

960
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:06,800
Speaker 2: going crazy. So he's like, I think it's a catfish, okay,

961
00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:08,680
Speaker 2: yeah that I can't do it.

962
00:46:08,840 --> 00:46:09,600
Speaker 3: Yeah I don't.

963
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:10,000
Speaker 2: Yeah.

964
00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:12,880
Speaker 4: I feel like I know there's a rya, but I

965
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:17,360
Speaker 4: feel like I for for years actually, people like do

966
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:18,719
Speaker 4: you want a link to Riote? I'm just like I

967
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:20,719
Speaker 4: feel like it's bad. I feel like it's.

968
00:46:20,719 --> 00:46:22,480
Speaker 1: Weirl it is. I was on it.

969
00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:27,160
Speaker 2: You know what they hurt, you know what they open

970
00:46:27,239 --> 00:46:31,520
Speaker 2: it up for everybody. It's no longer invite or it's

971
00:46:31,560 --> 00:46:33,840
Speaker 2: for the street. It's for the streets. So everybody is crying.

972
00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:37,839
Speaker 2: They're like, I can't believe this is a recession indicator.

973
00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:41,400
Speaker 2: They're allowing everybody on Riot. It's not invite only. Oh

974
00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:44,560
Speaker 2: my god, scary. But also is that like a vetic

975
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:47,880
Speaker 2: system it's used to be. You have to be like

976
00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:50,839
Speaker 2: a person, like a you know, like a I would

977
00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:53,120
Speaker 2: say that. I think it's also bad for like for

978
00:46:53,239 --> 00:46:55,000
Speaker 2: the Gullies. I feel like it's just the Egland team,

979
00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:57,120
Speaker 2: is what people tell me that, like the football team,

980
00:46:57,560 --> 00:47:00,960
Speaker 2: that it's right Riot. Yeah, well, I mean there's a

981
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:04,800
Speaker 2: lot of DJs and real estate moguls and actors and

982
00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:07,120
Speaker 2: debutants and whatever on it.

983
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:10,120
Speaker 1: But like I think the first year you're on it,

984
00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:12,040
Speaker 1: it's free and then you have to pay.

985
00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:14,800
Speaker 2: And I remember having to pay for Riot and being like,

986
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:17,640
Speaker 2: no one is I'm not magic with anybody on here,

987
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:19,719
Speaker 2: and I'm paying for people to ignore me.

988
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:21,880
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go back to Hinge where it's free and

989
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,799
Speaker 1: I can ignore them. I know for Hinge.

990
00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:28,080
Speaker 2: Because I was like, let me see, let me see

991
00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:30,600
Speaker 2: the better level, Like I unlocked the next level.

992
00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:32,640
Speaker 1: I'm not playing this game. Just get me to the

993
00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:33,279
Speaker 1: to the better.

994
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:34,560
Speaker 3: I wanted to take you to.

995
00:47:36,239 --> 00:47:37,759
Speaker 1: I'm mad at one. I want on a date with

996
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:44,280
Speaker 1: a woman who was into uh into?

997
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:47,920
Speaker 2: She was like, was it B DSM or something like that,

998
00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:52,839
Speaker 2: Like she wanted to like be a financial dom.

999
00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:57,480
Speaker 1: Oh, she wanted to be a final experience and it's

1000
00:47:57,520 --> 00:47:58,239
Speaker 1: soundly good.

1001
00:47:58,600 --> 00:48:02,120
Speaker 2: For seconds, it was like, oh, I'll give you you know,

1002
00:48:02,239 --> 00:48:04,040
Speaker 2: I'll take care of you, Like what do you need

1003
00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:06,800
Speaker 2: to get your hair and your nails? Your upkeep? But

1004
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:10,080
Speaker 2: you gotta do something like you have to complete a

1005
00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:12,359
Speaker 2: task or you have to do things.

1006
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:17,320
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, remember remember this. But it was like you

1007
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:20,319
Speaker 1: had to like write a paper or something. It was like, oh,

1008
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:23,240
Speaker 1: did you clean your room? Did you like cook?

1009
00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:26,320
Speaker 4: Did you go to the Gym's not to make a

1010
00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:26,640
Speaker 4: good go?

1011
00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:29,879
Speaker 1: Yeah? Good girl. You couldn't said I'm a bad girl.

1012
00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:31,600
Speaker 1: I'm a bad girl. I'm real bad.

1013
00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:31,960
Speaker 3: Okay.

1014
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:37,040
Speaker 2: Why would he a bag girl back? Why was she

1015
00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:38,680
Speaker 2: going to pay you if you cleaned your room? I

1016
00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:44,360
Speaker 2: don't We didn't get that far, Sitney. As soon as

1017
00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:48,040
Speaker 2: it was like, oh bitch, you giving me chars? Okay, Mom, I'm.

1018
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:49,160
Speaker 1: Going to do what you told me to do. But

1019
00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:51,600
Speaker 1: it was shorts that you needed to know. But she

1020
00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:54,160
Speaker 1: was like, I want to help you not hot. Wouldn't

1021
00:48:54,160 --> 00:48:58,640
Speaker 1: you rather get paid for like the sheep wow for free?

1022
00:48:59,480 --> 00:49:01,960
Speaker 1: Hear from it? Send me the content.

1023
00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:05,760
Speaker 2: Also, she worked at the airport, so I was like, damn,

1024
00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:09,680
Speaker 2: this is a this is a good move. Yeah, and

1025
00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:12,560
Speaker 2: then she lived she didn't live and she didn't live

1026
00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:16,000
Speaker 2: that far from Carolina, so I was like, oh, you

1027
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:17,239
Speaker 2: in the area, that's okay.

1028
00:49:19,080 --> 00:49:20,279
Speaker 3: Do you want to travel.

1029
00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:25,160
Speaker 1: I've never seen her. Please, I'll date somebody to get

1030
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:28,680
Speaker 1: access to the lounge, don't you do. Don't hit me

1031
00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:30,240
Speaker 1: with the lounge. Listen.

1032
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:32,640
Speaker 2: I wasn't thinking as soon as it was like yeah,

1033
00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:36,479
Speaker 2: so I'll I'll do this if you do that. Nope,

1034
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:38,680
Speaker 2: you just gotta want to do it, and I don't

1035
00:49:38,719 --> 00:49:40,000
Speaker 2: have there's no strings attached.

1036
00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:41,200
Speaker 1: But you didn't want to do it.

1037
00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:45,279
Speaker 2: I mean I could have, because like I ended up

1038
00:49:45,360 --> 00:49:47,920
Speaker 2: meeting other people and I did stuff and there was

1039
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:50,839
Speaker 2: I want nothing. Yeah, I want nothing for the things

1040
00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:53,080
Speaker 2: that I did. Oh you know, I want a bucket

1041
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:57,240
Speaker 2: of chicken. One time I got Dallas BBQ a bucket

1042
00:49:57,680 --> 00:49:59,080
Speaker 2: of chicken after be hooked up.

1043
00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:05,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I'll take about yeah.

1044
00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:08,440
Speaker 2: And then I brought her home and I was like, hey, Carolina,

1045
00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:10,879
Speaker 2: do whatever you want. I don't want to even tell

1046
00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:12,959
Speaker 2: you what I had to go through to get this chicken. Wow.

1047
00:50:13,360 --> 00:50:15,120
Speaker 2: A bucket of chicken for the family, for the house,

1048
00:50:15,239 --> 00:50:18,359
Speaker 2: for the house. It was like family size. I didn't

1049
00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:22,640
Speaker 2: even know you can deliver Dallas BBQ to the house.

1050
00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:24,200
Speaker 1: Was that their kink? Yeah?

1051
00:50:24,239 --> 00:50:26,400
Speaker 3: What what did you want the chicken? Did you want

1052
00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:27,000
Speaker 3: Eddie chicken?

1053
00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:31,320
Speaker 1: I mean? On my was like, I like wings?

1054
00:50:31,560 --> 00:50:33,960
Speaker 2: Okay, So he was like, I see that you like

1055
00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:37,120
Speaker 2: wings here, you know you feel about breast and thine?

1056
00:50:37,719 --> 00:50:40,040
Speaker 2: You can I get Can I get you something to eat?

1057
00:50:40,040 --> 00:50:41,719
Speaker 2: And I was like, well, you didn't fill me up

1058
00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:44,520
Speaker 2: doing something else, so I might as well you.

1059
00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:46,400
Speaker 1: Did or you didn't. He did not.

1060
00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:50,360
Speaker 2: Wow. So last night I started watching this series, like

1061
00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:52,120
Speaker 2: so I needed something like in the background while I

1062
00:50:52,239 --> 00:50:53,160
Speaker 2: was like doing stuff.

1063
00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:56,239
Speaker 1: And I started the series Dying for Sex. Have y'all

1064
00:50:56,280 --> 00:50:56,560
Speaker 1: seen this?

1065
00:50:57,520 --> 00:51:00,759
Speaker 2: Robbie Hoffman, Rodney Hoffman, isn't it? But it's it's this.

1066
00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:05,479
Speaker 2: It's Michelle Williams The White One Ye, And it's based

1067
00:51:05,480 --> 00:51:08,480
Speaker 2: on a true story about a woman who has cancer

1068
00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:12,239
Speaker 2: and she's and it's like stage four and she's.

1069
00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:14,080
Speaker 1: Never had an orgasm with another person.

1070
00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:17,600
Speaker 2: So the series is about her like trying to have

1071
00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:22,880
Speaker 2: like fun, different, new interesting sex before she dies. And

1072
00:51:23,239 --> 00:51:28,120
Speaker 2: she's on like a field type dating app and she

1073
00:51:28,280 --> 00:51:31,960
Speaker 2: meets this guy who likes to be like walked like

1074
00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:35,680
Speaker 2: a dog, and he dresses in a dog costume and

1075
00:51:36,120 --> 00:51:39,759
Speaker 2: he fully asked her to pee on him. Okay, I

1076
00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:43,680
Speaker 2: want you to pee on me, And obviously she thinks

1077
00:51:43,719 --> 00:51:45,279
Speaker 2: about it and then she ends up doing it, but

1078
00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:46,640
Speaker 2: he's in the dog costume.

1079
00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:47,200
Speaker 1: It's crazy.

1080
00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:50,919
Speaker 4: Yes, I feel yeah, I think that's a lot going

1081
00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:53,520
Speaker 4: on there because dogs are like, you know what I mean.

1082
00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:54,600
Speaker 3: He's like, I got this dog.

1083
00:51:54,800 --> 00:51:57,879
Speaker 1: But also dogs pee on stuff, they don't. You don't

1084
00:51:57,920 --> 00:51:58,720
Speaker 1: pee on dogs.

1085
00:51:58,760 --> 00:52:00,960
Speaker 4: I feel like he's really like, stop his piss cake

1086
00:52:01,120 --> 00:52:02,840
Speaker 4: with the whole dog thing. He's like, yeah, let me

1087
00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:04,880
Speaker 4: get into it and now on me.

1088
00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:11,560
Speaker 1: How do you feel about pee? I hurry you on somebody?

1089
00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:12,680
Speaker 3: I have peed on somebody.

1090
00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:14,320
Speaker 1: Hey see I'm asking questions.

1091
00:52:14,360 --> 00:52:17,800
Speaker 4: Hey, I peed on somebody. I went to a party

1092
00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:22,800
Speaker 4: where there was a human toilet, excuse me, a human

1093
00:52:23,520 --> 00:52:27,600
Speaker 4: a human toilet, and people were people were peeing on

1094
00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:29,719
Speaker 4: him so my flatmate took me to the party. I

1095
00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:32,279
Speaker 4: was like, where is the h to live with you?

1096
00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:35,279
Speaker 4: In the he's in there's like a sort of there's

1097
00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:37,480
Speaker 4: a thrown like a toilet seat over a glass box

1098
00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:39,880
Speaker 4: and he's just lying there waiting to be pissed on

1099
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:45,239
Speaker 4: by anonymous women. So she told me when she when

1100
00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:47,960
Speaker 4: she got she got stage fright, and so I was like,

1101
00:52:48,640 --> 00:52:50,360
Speaker 4: I gotta I gotta experience this.

1102
00:52:50,440 --> 00:52:51,440
Speaker 3: I got a peel toilet.

1103
00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:55,800
Speaker 1: I think everyone can see you peeing on this glass toilet.

1104
00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:58,080
Speaker 4: It's it's set by private, but it's glass, so you

1105
00:52:58,160 --> 00:53:00,479
Speaker 4: can see him toilet being hit with the pea.

1106
00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:05,719
Speaker 1: Oh, is everybody drinking water? Because if you know people

1107
00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:07,560
Speaker 1: are not drinking water? Is the thing I can't.

1108
00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:10,600
Speaker 4: I'm not into p but I can imagine maybe you

1109
00:53:10,719 --> 00:53:16,400
Speaker 4: love one person's pee, maybe like Gwadeth Paltrow's petros pe No.

1110
00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:17,640
Speaker 1: I don't want no vegan pea.

1111
00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:21,440
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't I don't want medp. I

1112
00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:25,000
Speaker 2: just feel like it's it's missing something. Yeah, all of

1113
00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:29,040
Speaker 2: the stuff that you're like, this is it's like clear,

1114
00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:32,120
Speaker 2: so yeah, clear me. So pea, I feel like it's

1115
00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:37,520
Speaker 2: the best pee. Bo bo pe uh, you want noodle

1116
00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:42,759
Speaker 2: water pea. You want bright dark yellow orange brown bee.

1117
00:53:43,719 --> 00:53:45,960
Speaker 2: Have you ever had this soup from like the Chinese

1118
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:48,240
Speaker 2: restaurant and it's like super super yellow.

1119
00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:49,640
Speaker 1: It's like chicken and rice.

1120
00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:51,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's what you want.

1121
00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:55,560
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, it's but it's so it's seasoned well,

1122
00:53:55,800 --> 00:53:58,000
Speaker 1: like you want well, you want well seasoned pea. I

1123
00:53:58,120 --> 00:54:01,120
Speaker 1: want the p to be clear of my body. You're

1124
00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:02,719
Speaker 1: not really in it for the love of the game.

1125
00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:09,719
Speaker 1: Sorry for being hydrated. So okay.

1126
00:54:09,800 --> 00:54:12,080
Speaker 4: It was like I was like, Okay, I'm going to

1127
00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:14,080
Speaker 4: be respectful, but I want to experience this. But I

1128
00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:16,520
Speaker 4: was very scared of getting the fright but not big.

1129
00:54:16,719 --> 00:54:18,239
Speaker 4: I don't know why that was embarrassing. She was like,

1130
00:54:18,360 --> 00:54:19,880
Speaker 4: I got so embarrassed I could peel on him, but

1131
00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:21,960
Speaker 4: then I had to leave, and I was like, hey,

1132
00:54:22,080 --> 00:54:24,760
Speaker 4: I think other people are being more vulnerable in this situation.

1133
00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:27,400
Speaker 1: I just I'm trying of I'm trying to visualize what

1134
00:54:27,560 --> 00:54:29,400
Speaker 1: it is. So he's looking up at everybody.

1135
00:54:30,239 --> 00:54:32,680
Speaker 4: His eyes were closed. Yeah, he's his eyes, his eyes.

1136
00:54:32,920 --> 00:54:36,719
Speaker 4: He's sort of like a zen state. He's like, and

1137
00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:38,960
Speaker 4: he's naked. No no, no, he's dressed and he's also

1138
00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:42,640
Speaker 4: not allowed to like dressed. He's wearing like like leather

1139
00:54:43,560 --> 00:54:46,880
Speaker 4: latex like boxes, but he's topless because otherwise the p

1140
00:54:46,960 --> 00:54:49,200
Speaker 4: would splash on his clothes.

1141
00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:54,080
Speaker 1: For anything there is. That's why I realized I'm not that.

1142
00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:55,360
Speaker 1: I'm not that freaky.

1143
00:54:55,520 --> 00:54:59,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I really am not. I'm pretty regularity. You wouldn't

1144
00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:01,200
Speaker 2: let the love of your life, you know, on your feet.

1145
00:55:02,520 --> 00:55:05,080
Speaker 2: I don't want it, No, I'm okay, I don't. I

1146
00:55:05,200 --> 00:55:07,399
Speaker 2: barely want to take a shower with somebody.

1147
00:55:07,680 --> 00:55:08,200
Speaker 1: I know.

1148
00:55:08,280 --> 00:55:10,719
Speaker 4: I'm like, it's hygiene time. I don't like shower good people. Yeah,

1149
00:55:10,719 --> 00:55:12,520
Speaker 4: but also the bag is not sexy.

1150
00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:17,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's sexier in your mind, and then when you

1151
00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:19,319
Speaker 2: get it, you're like, let me, let me just get

1152
00:55:19,360 --> 00:55:22,879
Speaker 2: by you. It needs to be a shower. I guess

1153
00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:24,799
Speaker 2: it needs to be one of those showers that they're

1154
00:55:24,880 --> 00:55:25,319
Speaker 2: coming the.

1155
00:55:26,239 --> 00:55:31,799
Speaker 4: Multiple jets, multiple multiful and maybe somewhere to set. Yeah,

1156
00:55:32,080 --> 00:55:34,400
Speaker 4: get down at the top or shower.

1157
00:55:35,120 --> 00:55:38,200
Speaker 1: Literally, our feet are just like, what about a jacuzzie.

1158
00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:43,400
Speaker 4: Oh, I feel like a private jacuzie. I feel like

1159
00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:47,000
Speaker 4: a hot top. Other people have bitten. No, I'm like,

1160
00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:48,759
Speaker 4: why is it like we did twitch it off?

1161
00:55:48,840 --> 00:55:50,719
Speaker 3: I'm like oh yeah, are you?

1162
00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:54,239
Speaker 1: Are you local at germopho? I think kaya. I think

1163
00:55:54,280 --> 00:55:57,239
Speaker 1: that like with sex, it's like if you're a little

1164
00:55:57,239 --> 00:55:59,279
Speaker 1: bit wild, if you're a little bit like, that's good.

1165
00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:02,480
Speaker 4: I mean you could get into the assault the meso

1166
00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:05,000
Speaker 4: of it all. But I think sometimes smells, I'm very

1167
00:56:05,160 --> 00:56:08,360
Speaker 4: like sensitive. So I was like, the actual the only

1168
00:56:08,880 --> 00:56:11,200
Speaker 4: pleasure I would get from PEG would be like the power.

1169
00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:13,719
Speaker 4: It wouldn't be because I'm like it's a hygiene thing

1170
00:56:13,800 --> 00:56:16,399
Speaker 4: for me. I'm like it's but I was like, Okay,

1171
00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:18,920
Speaker 4: I'm gonna try going to pee and I was like

1172
00:56:19,160 --> 00:56:20,960
Speaker 4: I think I'm going to freak out what I have

1173
00:56:21,040 --> 00:56:21,879
Speaker 4: to pee on the sky.

1174
00:56:22,040 --> 00:56:24,640
Speaker 3: But when I sat on the top, I was like immediate.

1175
00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:26,040
Speaker 1: I was like, this is media.

1176
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:29,359
Speaker 4: This is the way that I would prefer to pee

1177
00:56:29,719 --> 00:56:31,120
Speaker 4: Like this is I was like, this is the normal

1178
00:56:31,120 --> 00:56:33,560
Speaker 4: way to peek. There should always be a mad getting

1179
00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:35,680
Speaker 4: hit with my peak And I was like that was

1180
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:38,400
Speaker 4: easy and incredible. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on,

1181
00:56:38,640 --> 00:56:41,520
Speaker 4: Like that was incredible. On drenophobe to jermalhole, do you

1182
00:56:41,600 --> 00:56:43,360
Speaker 4: put tissue down before you sit on a toilet?

1183
00:56:44,320 --> 00:56:47,920
Speaker 3: On this person, I wiped it with a antiseptic wipe.

1184
00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:52,440
Speaker 1: Okaylor is not.

1185
00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:55,920
Speaker 2: Yeah. It's kind of like when the when the Exotic

1186
00:56:56,040 --> 00:56:58,120
Speaker 2: dancers are getting on the pot and they like wipe

1187
00:56:58,160 --> 00:57:02,839
Speaker 2: it down and they're spraying it in that that's you, yeah,

1188
00:57:02,960 --> 00:57:04,000
Speaker 2: before the Golden Shower.

1189
00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:06,799
Speaker 4: But I didn't like, I didn't look. I didn't check

1190
00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:09,640
Speaker 4: it on his reaction. I just was like, hey, and

1191
00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:12,720
Speaker 4: I like knowing that was happening somewhere else directly.

1192
00:57:14,239 --> 00:57:16,120
Speaker 2: I was like that, Hey, I'm would get on a

1193
00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:19,120
Speaker 2: glass toilet bowl and pee on a man? Would I

1194
00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:22,000
Speaker 2: would be there on like go go, I would cheer

1195
00:57:22,080 --> 00:57:25,240
Speaker 2: you on. But then I'd be like, yeah, you will

1196
00:57:25,280 --> 00:57:28,480
Speaker 2: look at me different. Now I would be like I

1197
00:57:28,480 --> 00:57:30,160
Speaker 2: wouldn't be looking because I don't want to see it.

1198
00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:30,760
Speaker 3: I don't want to say it.

1199
00:57:31,400 --> 00:57:39,640
Speaker 1: I'd be peeing, like dude me me, I'd be like,

1200
00:57:39,720 --> 00:57:41,040
Speaker 1: oh my godfriend, go.

1201
00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:45,280
Speaker 3: Am a shy pier so oh you're shot? Yeah me too.

1202
00:57:45,440 --> 00:57:48,840
Speaker 2: Like in a public place, public background, people are like

1203
00:57:48,920 --> 00:57:49,840
Speaker 2: can hear me peeing?

1204
00:57:50,080 --> 00:57:51,600
Speaker 1: It makes it harder for me to pee. Yeah.

1205
00:57:51,600 --> 00:57:54,120
Speaker 2: I want to be playing music or I need people

1206
00:57:54,160 --> 00:57:56,360
Speaker 2: to be talking so I could get it, get it going,

1207
00:57:57,400 --> 00:57:58,480
Speaker 2: sing on yeah.

1208
00:57:58,400 --> 00:58:02,200
Speaker 4: But just silence, just yeah, silent sort of way. But

1209
00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:03,880
Speaker 4: then I like, I waited the toilet that I'm just

1210
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:08,160
Speaker 4: like pulling the not doing something in here. I'm not

1211
00:58:08,280 --> 00:58:08,840
Speaker 4: just standing it.

1212
00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:10,320
Speaker 1: I don't want people to think I'm in there taking

1213
00:58:10,360 --> 00:58:10,640
Speaker 1: it down.

1214
00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:15,480
Speaker 2: Now, sometimes i'd be coming, but really it's just pulling

1215
00:58:15,560 --> 00:58:17,240
Speaker 2: tissues like are you all right? Yeah?

1216
00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:22,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, And then I'm being was there music playing at

1217
00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:23,000
Speaker 1: this party? Yeah?

1218
00:58:23,080 --> 00:58:24,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was I can do this.

1219
00:58:25,120 --> 00:58:27,080
Speaker 4: It was also it was not the whole party, it

1220
00:58:27,160 --> 00:58:29,520
Speaker 4: was just a certain area. I think there were like

1221
00:58:29,640 --> 00:58:32,120
Speaker 4: there were several med before big certain functions. One guy

1222
00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:33,200
Speaker 4: was giving foot massages.

1223
00:58:33,400 --> 00:58:34,480
Speaker 1: Oh you did do that?

1224
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:35,360
Speaker 3: I did that.

1225
00:58:35,480 --> 00:58:36,480
Speaker 1: I did that. I would get into that.

1226
00:58:36,760 --> 00:58:41,360
Speaker 3: Yeah that was nice that you enjoy that? Do you

1227
00:58:41,520 --> 00:58:42,640
Speaker 3: enjoy you enjoyed that?

1228
00:58:44,360 --> 00:58:47,360
Speaker 2: Maybe a little bit more weird than being really okay,

1229
00:58:47,640 --> 00:58:50,240
Speaker 2: you're getting turned down by rubbing my feet and you're

1230
00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:53,640
Speaker 2: rubbing multiple people's feety.

1231
00:58:53,040 --> 00:58:55,920
Speaker 1: Okay, You're like, you're like, I respect toilet boarded this.

1232
00:58:56,960 --> 00:59:02,200
Speaker 1: I'm like that you're like really concerned about. Remember that

1233
00:59:02,320 --> 00:59:03,640
Speaker 1: episode of Sex and the City.

1234
00:59:03,880 --> 00:59:05,680
Speaker 2: I don't know if you watched it at all, but

1235
00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:09,080
Speaker 2: there was an episode where Charlotte went shoe shopping. Oh yes,

1236
00:59:09,200 --> 00:59:11,480
Speaker 2: I do remember the guy was putting shoes on her

1237
00:59:11,560 --> 00:59:14,480
Speaker 2: feet and he was so into it that she was like, yeah,

1238
00:59:14,480 --> 00:59:15,480
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna buy no shoes.

1239
00:59:15,640 --> 00:59:17,360
Speaker 1: Yeah. He was like, you've got great feet, Like if

1240
00:59:17,360 --> 00:59:18,800
Speaker 1: you just let me put these on you, I'll give

1241
00:59:18,800 --> 00:59:21,800
Speaker 1: them to you. And she was like, weir.

1242
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:23,640
Speaker 4: I'm like I would have been hey, I'll be like

1243
00:59:23,720 --> 00:59:27,360
Speaker 4: you enjoy it. Seven and a half AKA at thirty eight.

1244
00:59:27,560 --> 00:59:29,200
Speaker 4: I do see what because it's kind of like just

1245
00:59:29,680 --> 00:59:32,760
Speaker 4: do the fit with that. He's living his best life,

1246
00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:35,080
Speaker 4: you know what I mean. Like, but he's embracing his cake.

1247
00:59:35,240 --> 00:59:37,800
Speaker 4: Someone the passage and your feet, he was like, meaning,

1248
00:59:38,280 --> 00:59:42,320
Speaker 4: but they were yeah, they're like and you're like, yeah,

1249
00:59:44,040 --> 00:59:46,160
Speaker 4: like I get to touch the feet. They probably they

1250
00:59:46,200 --> 00:59:48,360
Speaker 4: probably don't have any like qualifications. They're just like I

1251
00:59:48,400 --> 00:59:49,200
Speaker 4: get to hold of foot.

1252
00:59:49,480 --> 00:59:52,680
Speaker 2: Listen, everything is a kink. We went to a Halloween

1253
00:59:52,760 --> 00:59:55,200
Speaker 2: party a couple of years ago. It was a man

1254
00:59:55,320 --> 00:59:57,800
Speaker 2: in a rug that just wanted to be stepped on,

1255
00:59:58,600 --> 01:00:00,640
Speaker 2: and he was in the He was rolled up in

1256
01:00:00,720 --> 01:00:03,680
Speaker 2: the rug the entire party and people were just walking

1257
01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:06,560
Speaker 2: over him to get from room to room. But we

1258
01:00:06,680 --> 01:00:08,880
Speaker 2: had no idea about the sisters. So my friend comes

1259
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:14,080
Speaker 2: stomping into the room. She lies into like the bar.

1260
01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:17,560
Speaker 2: She's on the floor, and then I pulled my phone.

1261
01:00:17,600 --> 01:00:19,000
Speaker 1: I was like, what the hell is going on? And

1262
01:00:19,080 --> 01:00:22,120
Speaker 1: then I moved the there's this mall like with the

1263
01:00:22,280 --> 01:00:27,959
Speaker 1: one eye open. I'm like right down, yes, and I said,

1264
01:00:28,040 --> 01:00:31,120
Speaker 1: we're gonna sue. We are. And then the bar was like, oh,

1265
01:00:31,200 --> 01:00:33,200
Speaker 1: can we get you something? We don't want no fucking drinks.

1266
01:00:33,240 --> 01:00:36,040
Speaker 1: We want this guy to get the ball.

1267
01:00:36,240 --> 01:00:37,160
Speaker 2: No, no, to do it.

1268
01:00:37,840 --> 01:00:41,920
Speaker 1: He pays to be in the event to get stepped on.

1269
01:00:42,960 --> 01:00:44,120
Speaker 1: This is a buyer hazard.

1270
01:00:44,600 --> 01:00:48,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, what do you know what you want? He pays,

1271
01:00:49,240 --> 01:00:50,080
Speaker 3: so he gets paid.

1272
01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:53,680
Speaker 1: No, he's paying. I don't know he paid. No, he pays.

1273
01:00:53,720 --> 01:00:57,440
Speaker 1: They told me. The manager told me that he pays. Strange.

1274
01:00:58,080 --> 01:01:00,840
Speaker 1: So what do you think it costs to be stepped

1275
01:01:00,880 --> 01:01:03,160
Speaker 1: on and rolled up? I'm a good amount of money,

1276
01:01:03,520 --> 01:01:08,760
Speaker 1: like twenty dollars for that per hour you're in the way.

1277
01:01:08,840 --> 01:01:10,720
Speaker 1: Anything can happen. Yeah, people are step but.

1278
01:01:10,720 --> 01:01:13,160
Speaker 4: I think that's the daye that like that think think happened?

1279
01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:15,400
Speaker 4: That's yeah, health and safety.

1280
01:01:15,440 --> 01:01:18,360
Speaker 1: He's getting stepped his you know, his penis getting stepped up.

1281
01:01:18,400 --> 01:01:19,120
Speaker 1: He probably was naked.

1282
01:01:19,160 --> 01:01:23,280
Speaker 2: He might have had the six pettle little brief. So

1283
01:01:23,520 --> 01:01:24,920
Speaker 2: he had a graphic to you, and I saw it

1284
01:01:25,240 --> 01:01:27,440
Speaker 2: a graphic tea. Yeah, I was like, sir, grow up.

1285
01:01:27,560 --> 01:01:30,120
Speaker 2: He had on a lead Zeppelin and get out of

1286
01:01:30,160 --> 01:01:36,040
Speaker 2: the ruck. He had a zzz top shirt off. Anyway, listen,

1287
01:01:36,120 --> 01:01:38,160
Speaker 2: if you're into it, then somebody else might be into

1288
01:01:38,240 --> 01:01:40,520
Speaker 2: it too, and that's ultimately all that matters.

1289
01:01:40,560 --> 01:01:42,560
Speaker 1: You just got to find your person. Girl. You gave

1290
01:01:42,680 --> 01:01:45,000
Speaker 1: us enough mess for us for the rest of the year.

1291
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:45,640
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie.

1292
01:01:45,720 --> 01:01:47,680
Speaker 3: I kept it dry. I mean, I didn't know, but

1293
01:01:48,240 --> 01:01:49,720
Speaker 3: somebody listen is probably a little bit wet.

1294
01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:51,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's very damn.

1295
01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:53,200
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1296
01:01:55,080 --> 01:01:57,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I don't think.

1297
01:01:57,560 --> 01:01:59,880
Speaker 4: I think it's too much advid to have to clean

1298
01:02:00,360 --> 01:02:02,240
Speaker 4: just to get to get undressed for something that's not

1299
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Speaker 4: not a not a sexy time for you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: He probably went home and it was like so many cents,

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Speaker 2: so many pills. I'm gonna just get in the bed.

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Speaker 2: I'll shower in the morning.

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Speaker 1: No no no no no no no no no no

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Speaker 1: no no no no. I don't want to kink shame,

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Speaker 1: but my I gotta close my Sophie.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for coming across the pond. To so much

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Speaker 2: to give us all of your mess? Where can people

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Speaker 2: catch you?

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Speaker 4: People can follow you, hey, if they're in the UK,

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Speaker 4: they can catch me there. If not, they can catch

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Speaker 4: me online at Sophie Jukebox. And I'll be back. I'll

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Speaker 4: be back in the States. But yeah, there's find Me,

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Speaker 4: Find Me on Netflix and deep Cover, which isn't a

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Speaker 4: film that's nice. It's about improv comedy and no one

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Speaker 4: gets pissed on. Oh yeah, that's not really improved. If

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Speaker 4: I thought anything happen, yes you yes and yes, yes, yes.

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Speaker 1: Yuck. Anyway, Sophie, keep it messy beach.

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Speaker 2: Yes, you're doing a great job much thank you, and

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Speaker 2: you guys keep sending us your mess or before we

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Speaker 2: need more messages, email us at messdepodcast at gmail dot com.

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Speaker 2: The number to call to leave us a voicemail with

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Speaker 2: your mess is seven sixty three to eight zero six

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Speaker 2: five eight eight Goodbye Bye. Mess with Sydney Washington and

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Speaker 2: Marie Foston is a production by Will Ferrell's Big Money

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Speaker 2: Players and iHeartRadio podcast, created and hosted by Sidney Washington

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Speaker 2: and Ree Foston.

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Speaker 1: Executive produced by Olivia at Ulr and Hans Sonny.

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Speaker 2: Super produced by Becca Ramos edited a mix by Brian Jeffries.

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