WEBVTT - Ep 232: Oozing With Ad Hoc Pejoratives 0:00:01.880 --> 0:00:05.120 Welcome to This is important a production of iHeartRadio, the 0:00:05.200 --> 0:00:08.800 show where we only talk about what's the most important, 0:00:09.000 --> 0:00:15.280 bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet today. 0:00:15.760 --> 0:00:16.480 This is important. 0:00:17.320 --> 0:00:20.119 The losing coach should have to eat a jar of 0:00:20.160 --> 0:00:22.200 mao or get douched with mayo. 0:00:23.120 --> 0:00:25.520 Sir, I work out in the basement. I'm not doing this. 0:00:25.760 --> 0:00:27.040 I gotta go eat my column. 0:00:27.960 --> 0:00:29.920 I built a whole career on the goof. 0:00:33.440 --> 0:00:34.760 Buckle up out. 0:00:39.720 --> 0:00:43.000 We're guess who's back back again? 0:00:43.120 --> 0:00:45.680 Adam? Do you have something to tell us? 0:00:44.720 --> 0:00:49.920 Oh, you're you're thinking that with these explosives. 0:00:49.240 --> 0:00:53.159 Right here, Adam Adam. Adam is starting with his visual 0:00:53.280 --> 0:00:57.800 right now, he's showing his muscle with these explosive guns. 0:00:57.920 --> 0:00:59.840 I know what you're gonna say there. You're gonna say. 0:00:59.680 --> 0:01:02.360 Ice art to the fires, And that would be inappropriate 0:01:03.000 --> 0:01:05.679 with these explosive guns. That would be inappropriate, with all 0:01:05.720 --> 0:01:08.559 this fucking gunpowder packed in here, nice and tight, that'd 0:01:08.560 --> 0:01:09.760 be inappropriate to say that. 0:01:09.880 --> 0:01:12.119 Let me just say I wouldn't say it, but god damn, 0:01:12.160 --> 0:01:12.760 I'm thinking it. 0:01:12.959 --> 0:01:19.200 Yeah, I know what you were thinking, dude, and that's inappropriate, inappropriate. 0:01:19.959 --> 0:01:21.400 We're not going to make light of it. We don't 0:01:21.400 --> 0:01:24.200 want to. We don't make joke about it. But I 0:01:24.240 --> 0:01:25.320 think maybe you did. 0:01:25.280 --> 0:01:28.800 The thing about when tragedy strikes, if you joke about it, 0:01:29.080 --> 0:01:31.199 A lot of people think that that that that would 0:01:31.240 --> 0:01:34.119 be helpful to get through. But then some people don't 0:01:34.160 --> 0:01:38.160 think that. And are those people idiots and assholes? Sometimes okay? 0:01:38.280 --> 0:01:43.199 Sometimes okay? And are those people maybe dealing with trauma 0:01:43.240 --> 0:01:44.320 and they should get better help? 0:01:44.680 --> 0:01:45.440 Possibly okay? 0:01:45.520 --> 0:01:45.880 Possibly? 0:01:46.200 --> 0:01:52.720 N nicee using this is that being said? Did you 0:01:52.760 --> 0:01:55.200 guys have to do it? I had to evacuate my 0:01:55.320 --> 0:01:56.080 Hollywood house? 0:01:56.520 --> 0:01:56.760 Yeah? 0:01:56.840 --> 0:01:59.560 Yeah, it was a you know, scary ship. Dude, were 0:01:59.560 --> 0:02:01.520 you there? I wasn't there. Luckily I was out of 0:02:01.520 --> 0:02:02.160 town and. 0:02:02.080 --> 0:02:04.080 You had to evacuate a house. I was not. 0:02:04.360 --> 0:02:06.760 Well, we had to. We got the evacuation noticed. I 0:02:06.800 --> 0:02:09.040 was literally it's a little more different. I was literally 0:02:09.080 --> 0:02:09.800 telling my friend. 0:02:09.840 --> 0:02:11.200 I was like, maybe you started it. 0:02:11.280 --> 0:02:12.960 Yeah, it sort of sounds like I started it, but 0:02:13.040 --> 0:02:13.839 I didn't. 0:02:14.080 --> 0:02:15.639 Not to make light of it, not to make. 0:02:15.560 --> 0:02:18.880 Light, but I didn't start it started. I pretty sure 0:02:19.000 --> 0:02:21.240 Blake did. Since he's been so quiet right now, I'm 0:02:21.240 --> 0:02:22.440 pretty sure Blake started it. 0:02:22.720 --> 0:02:25.160 I'm just giving you the floor, man, go for him, brother, 0:02:25.440 --> 0:02:25.920 you got this. 0:02:26.720 --> 0:02:31.280 You're just the the watching the It's the scariest fucking 0:02:31.360 --> 0:02:36.880 thing ever, just watching the fire encroach on your house, 0:02:37.400 --> 0:02:39.880 like just going like, okay, now it's only like, uh, 0:02:40.000 --> 0:02:42.120 it's only ten acres. Yeah, and then it goes to 0:02:42.320 --> 0:02:45.240 fifty acres and it's like seventy five acres or whatever 0:02:45.280 --> 0:02:46.959 it was, and you're like, oh. 0:02:46.880 --> 0:02:48.639 Get get get slowed down. 0:02:49.080 --> 0:02:51.520 Yeah, it's a bit. It's a very helpless feeling. It's 0:02:51.639 --> 0:02:52.840 very hopeless and helpless. 0:02:52.880 --> 0:02:55.200 Yes, the way you stepped it out actually helps me 0:02:55.400 --> 0:02:58.000 visualize it, because it is like it's like ten, it's 0:02:58.000 --> 0:03:02.520 like twenty five, it's like seventy five minutes, like and 0:03:02.560 --> 0:03:04.280 then it gets to the you know, not to make 0:03:04.320 --> 0:03:05.880 light of it, yeah, not to make light of it. 0:03:06.080 --> 0:03:08.320 Yeah, I mean for anybody tuning in, as you may 0:03:08.480 --> 0:03:11.640 or may not know, we're all we all survived the fires, 0:03:11.720 --> 0:03:13.480 are our houses are all fine? 0:03:13.600 --> 0:03:16.280 We yes, yeah, we are very lucky in that way. 0:03:16.480 --> 0:03:19.000 I mean, and we all know people we have friends 0:03:19.040 --> 0:03:22.200 that lost by the way, so far, Yeah, it's not over. 0:03:22.360 --> 0:03:25.160 We're definitely not happy, do we know, like for sure 0:03:25.200 --> 0:03:28.200 like a dozen people who've lost their house, if not more, 0:03:28.400 --> 0:03:29.040 that's just personally. 0:03:29.080 --> 0:03:31.840 Didn't I ever tell you guys this story about when 0:03:31.880 --> 0:03:35.080 Liam Hemsworth told me he lost his house. 0:03:35.440 --> 0:03:36.200 This is years ago. 0:03:36.400 --> 0:03:38.760 This is in Australia during those no No. 0:03:38.440 --> 0:03:40.600 No is, during the Malibu fires. He was still with 0:03:41.520 --> 0:03:48.480 uh what's her name, uh party in the U Miley Miley, 0:03:48.640 --> 0:03:53.120 Cyrus Miley. He was with her at the time, and 0:03:53.840 --> 0:03:57.360 we were doing press for Isn't It Romantic? And there 0:03:57.400 --> 0:04:00.320 was a little bathroom, like a little side bathroom that 0:04:00.520 --> 0:04:03.720 only cast could use. And I was in there taking 0:04:03.760 --> 0:04:07.720 a ship and there was just night the toilet, the 0:04:07.760 --> 0:04:08.880 shitting toilet. 0:04:08.880 --> 0:04:09.880 And then a urinal. 0:04:10.240 --> 0:04:13.080 And he came in and I'm taking a ship and 0:04:13.280 --> 0:04:16.800 the urinal is there and and I'm like, oh, what's up. 0:04:16.839 --> 0:04:17.119 Liam. 0:04:17.320 --> 0:04:19.200 He could see that it was me, and he's like, 0:04:19.360 --> 0:04:22.080 he's like, hey, mate, we hadn't catched up yet. 0:04:22.160 --> 0:04:23.040 We hadn't seen each. 0:04:22.880 --> 0:04:27.760 Other yet, and there catched it. 0:04:27.680 --> 0:04:28.440 It was catched it. 0:04:28.839 --> 0:04:31.400 And so man's catched up quick. 0:04:31.720 --> 0:04:33.559 So that's awsy, that's ay. 0:04:33.720 --> 0:04:36.919 So he was like, uh, you know, what's up? And 0:04:36.960 --> 0:04:38.279 I'm like, oh, you know, not much. 0:04:38.400 --> 0:04:40.080 How are you doing. He's like, not good made. 0:04:40.400 --> 0:04:42.960 We'd lost the house in Malibu. 0:04:43.080 --> 0:04:45.279 I remember I remember hearing about this now, yeah, not 0:04:45.360 --> 0:04:46.559 this story, but the house. 0:04:46.720 --> 0:04:49.279 I was like, oh, my god, man, I'm so sorry. 0:04:49.320 --> 0:04:50.200 That really sucks. 0:04:50.240 --> 0:04:52.800 And he was like yeah, and he's kind of starting 0:04:52.800 --> 0:04:56.000 to tell me about it, and I'm holding in a 0:04:56.040 --> 0:04:57.480 ship at this time at this. 0:04:57.440 --> 0:04:59.880 Point, oh fucking disaster, my god. 0:05:00.000 --> 0:05:02.440 So I'm like, I don't want to like just drop 0:05:02.760 --> 0:05:03.200 a deuce. 0:05:03.440 --> 0:05:04.919 So I'm like kind of holding it in and it 0:05:05.000 --> 0:05:07.160 kind of sucks back up in there, you know, right, 0:05:07.320 --> 0:05:09.240 And so I didn't want to like drop it out 0:05:09.279 --> 0:05:11.640 when in the middle of the story. But then what 0:05:12.120 --> 0:05:14.640 was You're on the toilet, I'm currently. 0:05:14.279 --> 0:05:16.600 Taking a ship. I was shitting. So he's speaking to 0:05:16.640 --> 0:05:19.560 you over the door or through the door, through the door. 0:05:19.600 --> 0:05:20.680 He's pissing through the. 0:05:20.680 --> 0:05:23.520 Through the door. Come on, Blake, is that how you 0:05:23.560 --> 0:05:24.800 do it? Like over the door? 0:05:24.960 --> 0:05:29.720 Like yeah, like mister like Wilson from Home Improvement for sure. 0:05:29.640 --> 0:05:31.880 Yes, yeah, thank you. Yeah, now I can see it. 0:05:31.880 --> 0:05:34.400 Whoa, I think I just had an earthquake here? 0:05:35.000 --> 0:05:35.320 Really? 0:05:35.800 --> 0:05:37.960 Yeah? 0:05:37.560 --> 0:05:37.839 Maybe? 0:05:38.080 --> 0:05:41.040 Okay, real quick, that was kind of crazy. 0:05:41.480 --> 0:05:43.479 Great, Let's have an earthquake on top of this fire. 0:05:43.680 --> 0:05:44.839 Yeah, this is sad. 0:05:45.000 --> 0:05:47.440 Let's come by that or I just something weird just 0:05:47.440 --> 0:05:50.680 happened in my brain. Maybe your body body just shivered. 0:05:50.960 --> 0:05:52.080 Yeah maybe I don't know. 0:05:52.160 --> 0:05:54.200 That was fucking weird. It could have been my body. 0:05:56.320 --> 0:05:57.279 I don't take creatine. 0:05:57.320 --> 0:06:00.880 I should but so anyways, so, uh so this so 0:06:01.120 --> 0:06:04.159 my took the ship and it sucked it back up 0:06:04.200 --> 0:06:07.560 into my body. And so I'm sitting there trying to 0:06:07.560 --> 0:06:10.880 be respectful. I'm listening, but I am on the toilet. 0:06:11.160 --> 0:06:13.920 And then I mean he's adding his heart out telling 0:06:13.920 --> 0:06:16.880 me about it, and I'm you know, being I'm letting him, 0:06:17.480 --> 0:06:19.200 you know, tell me all this stuff. 0:06:19.200 --> 0:06:22.960 And yeah, and you you're allowed. I'm letty, I'm letty. 0:06:24.000 --> 0:06:25.599 Yes you're allowed. Dude. 0:06:25.760 --> 0:06:29.840 The loudest little squeaker just came out of my body, 0:06:30.279 --> 0:06:31.480 like it was like it just. 0:06:31.440 --> 0:06:37.760 Goes, yeah, and he just goes. Did you say the 0:06:37.800 --> 0:06:38.960 loudest little squeaker? 0:06:39.520 --> 0:06:39.719 Yeah? 0:06:39.720 --> 0:06:41.160 It was like I didn't hear anything. Well, it was 0:06:41.200 --> 0:06:42.640 like a dog with oh you didn't hear. 0:06:45.600 --> 0:06:46.840 Yeah, okay, there it was. 0:06:47.320 --> 0:06:50.839 And uh and he was like what the fuck mate? 0:06:51.080 --> 0:06:53.440 And I'm like, I'm so sorry, dude, I'm on the 0:06:53.480 --> 0:06:56.039 toilet and he's like, I'm telling you about my house 0:06:56.120 --> 0:06:59.760 that's burning down, and yeah, and I felt horrible. I 0:06:59.760 --> 0:07:01.840 felt bad, but you know, what can you do? 0:07:02.160 --> 0:07:05.800 Well? I mean, it's too you are in the stall. 0:07:05.640 --> 0:07:09.120 So I was currently hitting Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:07:09.160 --> 0:07:12.200 So I feel like both have valid points. I see 0:07:12.240 --> 0:07:13.400 both sides of this story. 0:07:13.480 --> 0:07:16.400 I mean, yeah, I bet you want to I bet 0:07:16.400 --> 0:07:18.640 you want to stick in his hands the stick. 0:07:18.680 --> 0:07:22.400 Oh that is a horrific feeling to lose your house. 0:07:22.280 --> 0:07:22.800 You know what I mean. 0:07:22.960 --> 0:07:25.840 That's terrible. Yeah, yeah, you know it's funny. We we 0:07:25.840 --> 0:07:28.400 we didn't have to evacuate, but Emma did to kind 0:07:28.400 --> 0:07:30.560 of just get ahead of it. And she was like, 0:07:30.600 --> 0:07:33.240 what do you want me to grab I'm in Australia, yeah, 0:07:33.240 --> 0:07:36.320 like fucking god, going uh And She's like, what do 0:07:36.360 --> 0:07:39.760 you want me to grab? Them? Like the boys? Just 0:07:39.880 --> 0:07:41.960 I don't care who gives you about Like. 0:07:42.000 --> 0:07:44.160 Did you say grab them boys? Grab them boys? 0:07:44.280 --> 0:07:46.600 That's what I said, Thank you. Yes, I forgot you 0:07:46.680 --> 0:07:50.840 were older, conference conference damp. That would be cool. But 0:07:50.560 --> 0:07:52.920 I but looking back, because I'm like, I got all 0:07:52.920 --> 0:07:55.000 these fucking shoes, I got all this like stuff that 0:07:55.040 --> 0:07:58.320 I like, blah blah blah like things, right, nah, But 0:07:58.400 --> 0:08:00.280 I just in the moment I was like, I don't 0:08:00.320 --> 0:08:03.760 care who cares, go just just get out. Yeah, you know, 0:08:04.040 --> 0:08:06.560 get their like little levies. So they got their thing 0:08:06.920 --> 0:08:09.840 and hit the road. Jack, I'm Marry Dooman nam Jack. 0:08:10.040 --> 0:08:10.240 Yeah. 0:08:10.280 --> 0:08:12.360 People are like, are you going to try to make 0:08:12.400 --> 0:08:14.520 it back? Are you going to try to make it 0:08:14.560 --> 0:08:17.240 back up there? When we were being evacuated, people were like, 0:08:17.400 --> 0:08:18.760 are you going to try to make it up there? 0:08:18.760 --> 0:08:20.560 First of all, I'm not going to drive up there 0:08:20.680 --> 0:08:22.720 through fires as people. 0:08:22.440 --> 0:08:24.400 Are trying to exit. That would be a problem. 0:08:24.800 --> 0:08:27.120 Like grab shit. I'm like, first of all, no, but that. 0:08:27.280 --> 0:08:29.400 And then also you hear people in the news being like, 0:08:29.680 --> 0:08:33.840 I'm sure people are going in their homes grabbing things, 0:08:33.960 --> 0:08:39.040 getting important documents. I'm like, what what documents are people grabbing? 0:08:39.280 --> 0:08:39.520 Well? 0:08:39.559 --> 0:08:40.319 What documents? 0:08:40.520 --> 0:08:42.960 Emma got all of our children's birth certificates, our social 0:08:43.040 --> 0:08:47.400 Security cards, are passports, proof of identity and all that 0:08:47.480 --> 0:08:49.160 kind of stuff at them? 0:08:49.280 --> 0:08:50.240 Is that what you grab? 0:08:50.520 --> 0:08:52.760 I feel like this is more like of an educational 0:08:52.800 --> 0:08:54.840 moment than like what are. 0:08:54.760 --> 0:08:55.480 We talking about? 0:08:55.640 --> 0:08:57.120 Who cares about documents? 0:08:57.240 --> 0:09:01.360 We're all human, Like I I honestly didn't know what 0:09:01.640 --> 0:09:04.800 other than your passport, yeah, passport, Yeah, I'm I'm like 0:09:04.880 --> 0:09:07.120 other than that, I'm like a birth certificate you can 0:09:07.160 --> 0:09:07.920 get in like a week. 0:09:08.280 --> 0:09:10.840 Chloe's done it. No dude, damn no, dude, Because what 0:09:10.880 --> 0:09:12.840 if you run for president and they're asking to see 0:09:12.840 --> 0:09:18.079 your birth certificate? Oh shit, shit, you gotta think it, 0:09:18.280 --> 0:09:19.960 like I know, it's crazy to have to think. And 0:09:19.960 --> 0:09:21.040 I don't want to make light of this. 0:09:21.080 --> 0:09:23.000 So if I was if I was trying to run 0:09:23.120 --> 0:09:25.000 for don't make light of it. If I was trying 0:09:25.040 --> 0:09:27.760 to run for president, and the running for president, the 0:09:27.760 --> 0:09:30.600 paperwork had to be in next week, and I couldn't 0:09:30.640 --> 0:09:33.760 then get the paperwork because. 0:09:34.040 --> 0:09:36.120 Right, but these are the things you have to consider 0:09:36.520 --> 0:09:39.760 at all, these sort of situations, not to make light 0:09:39.800 --> 0:09:39.960 of it. 0:09:40.000 --> 0:09:42.720 That's a lot of people taking their like, like their 0:09:42.720 --> 0:09:45.640 wedding photos because that's like shit, you can't get back. 0:09:45.679 --> 0:09:48.960 I get. I mean, yeah, Emma grab like our prom photos, 0:09:49.040 --> 0:09:51.840 which I thought was cute. A dude, that's cute. 0:09:52.160 --> 0:09:53.439 Yeah, that is cute. 0:09:53.559 --> 0:09:53.839 Cute. 0:09:53.880 --> 0:09:57.720 I feel like, uh, all of our stuff is just digital. 0:09:58.320 --> 0:10:01.319 It's just so digital now exactly. That's why like the 0:10:01.400 --> 0:10:03.880 modern day photo books, it doesn't matter because we got 0:10:03.920 --> 0:10:04.680 them all all the phones. 0:10:04.800 --> 0:10:08.200 Yeah, yeah, I got like a tub of like photos 0:10:08.200 --> 0:10:10.400 from back in the day that maybe I would grab that. 0:10:10.720 --> 0:10:12.600 That would be you have a tub like a rubber 0:10:12.640 --> 0:10:15.679 Maid thing. Yeah, the rubber Maid full of volt. Rubber 0:10:15.720 --> 0:10:16.720 Maid still around. 0:10:16.840 --> 0:10:19.040 I want to say, rubber Maid is still going strong. 0:10:19.360 --> 0:10:19.880 I would hope. 0:10:19.960 --> 0:10:21.880 So I feel like you should be the spokesperson for 0:10:21.960 --> 0:10:22.800 rubber Maid. Blake. 0:10:22.960 --> 0:10:25.480 I am the Maid. I am the rubber Maid. 0:10:25.800 --> 0:10:29.520 Yeah. Oh shit, a butler made of rubber. Oh shit. 0:10:29.760 --> 0:10:32.600 I'm actually really into this and this is a good pitch. 0:10:32.640 --> 0:10:35.840 And we've been looking, we've been looking for a sponsor 0:10:35.960 --> 0:10:41.000 for Blake, high and low. It's rubber Maid. Yeah, it's 0:10:41.080 --> 0:10:44.120 rubber Maid. I can't say it, but Buzzball came and 0:10:44.160 --> 0:10:44.960 went Buzzball. 0:10:45.040 --> 0:10:46.360 Yeah, they they moved on. 0:10:46.559 --> 0:10:48.520 They didn't treat you, right, I don't They didn't treat you. 0:10:48.720 --> 0:10:50.160 They paid you eleven dollars. 0:10:50.720 --> 0:10:56.080 Yeah, did an unbelievable job promo them. You took them 0:10:56.120 --> 0:10:58.880 to that they were a nothing company, and then they 0:10:58.960 --> 0:11:01.280 sold it for what it was a crazy number. It 0:11:01.280 --> 0:11:03.800 was one hundreds of millions of dollars. Yeah, they did great, 0:11:03.880 --> 0:11:05.920 and they gave you nine of those dollars. 0:11:06.440 --> 0:11:06.960 Yeah I know. 0:11:07.320 --> 0:11:09.840 Yeah, Well, they gave me some free buzzballs. They gave 0:11:09.880 --> 0:11:13.160 me a lot of freeze buzz oh cool, no liquid cancer. 0:11:13.320 --> 0:11:16.400 In fact, we asked for free buzzballs and they wouldn't 0:11:16.440 --> 0:11:18.640 give them to us on a multiple occasions. 0:11:18.720 --> 0:11:21.480 A few times on the tour, but a lot of times. 0:11:21.559 --> 0:11:23.880 We had a lot of buzzballs on tour which we 0:11:23.960 --> 0:11:26.559 didn't purchase. So I will I will shout them out 0:11:26.559 --> 0:11:26.920 for that. 0:11:27.000 --> 0:11:29.560 Do you think you could sue buzzballs if like, you 0:11:29.600 --> 0:11:35.000 stepped on one it rolled and you like, oh, are 0:11:35.040 --> 0:11:37.600 you in Toxico. It's filled with alcohol, so they know 0:11:37.640 --> 0:11:39.520 you're gonna be drinking, and if you step on one 0:11:39.559 --> 0:11:43.719 and it rolls, that's their fault, right, No, I think 0:11:43.760 --> 0:11:45.840 you have a case, Adam, you're a horrible lawyer. 0:11:45.880 --> 0:11:49.360 Then yeah, I was in toxic No, come on, you 0:11:49.360 --> 0:11:51.920 could sue anyone for anything now. 0:11:51.960 --> 0:11:54.319 I like it there, we could sue anyone for anything. 0:11:54.840 --> 0:11:55.000 Now. 0:11:55.080 --> 0:11:58.720 I feel like most judges that won't fly in their. 0:11:58.520 --> 0:12:02.440 Court room and they were room, we could take it 0:12:02.480 --> 0:12:06.160 probably too, like one of those televised like Judge Judy. 0:12:06.280 --> 0:12:08.680 I bet she'd have a hell of a time with that. 0:12:08.679 --> 0:12:10.800 That'd be fun being in Australia. 0:12:10.840 --> 0:12:13.200 What does a kangaroo court? Have you guys ever heard 0:12:13.240 --> 0:12:16.280 someone say, oh, yeah, yes, why do they call that? 0:12:16.360 --> 0:12:19.480 What is the I think that just means like a 0:12:19.480 --> 0:12:22.880 a fake ass court, like a Banana republic. 0:12:22.600 --> 0:12:24.080 Right, like a bush league. 0:12:24.080 --> 0:12:26.679 Why are they bringing kangaroos into this? What's up with that? 0:12:26.960 --> 0:12:30.000 I don't know. I think that's rude. This is the 0:12:30.040 --> 0:12:31.440 way now? 0:12:31.880 --> 0:12:35.440 Is that sort of a slam on Australian court system? 0:12:35.559 --> 0:12:35.880 Maybe? 0:12:36.000 --> 0:12:38.520 I think yeah, it's like it's a fucking kangaroo court 0:12:38.679 --> 0:12:40.280 and it's very possible. 0:12:40.000 --> 0:12:42.240 Australians like, oh, Mike, what the fuck? 0:12:42.360 --> 0:12:43.000 Might right? 0:12:43.160 --> 0:12:45.600 I do a great impression of as you guys have 0:12:45.640 --> 0:12:49.079 seen I do a great Australian person. Kangaroo court is 0:12:49.120 --> 0:12:54.440 an informal pejorative term for a court, and Blake knows 0:12:54.440 --> 0:12:57.480 what pejorative means. Blake, explain what pejorative means. 0:12:57.679 --> 0:13:01.760 I want to say, it's similar to performative, but it's pejordaned. 0:13:01.559 --> 0:13:03.800 Uh, it's similar. 0:13:04.280 --> 0:13:08.240 It's similar, you're saying, yeah, pejorative term for a court 0:13:08.280 --> 0:13:12.240 that ignores recognized standards of law or justice, carries little 0:13:12.360 --> 0:13:15.720 or no official standing in the territory within which it 0:13:15.880 --> 0:13:20.840 resides and is typically uh convened ad hoc. 0:13:22.960 --> 0:13:25.040 Now I get it. Yeah, that made it? 0:13:25.400 --> 0:13:26.120 What the hell? 0:13:27.320 --> 0:13:29.960 So it's just like, so this is just like your 0:13:30.080 --> 0:13:32.839 uncle on the block who kind of runs ship and 0:13:32.880 --> 0:13:36.000 he's like, we'll go to Uncle Joe. Heals straight and 0:13:36.000 --> 0:13:38.400 ship out and you go to him and he's like, 0:13:38.440 --> 0:13:39.920 I'm I'm the law in these parts. 0:13:39.960 --> 0:13:42.800 I understand what it is. I want to know why 0:13:42.840 --> 0:13:45.079 we're bringing kangaroos into this. Why don't they call it 0:13:45.480 --> 0:13:46.199 goofy court? 0:13:46.320 --> 0:13:49.160 Yeah? Why don't we call it goofy court? Yeah? Why 0:13:49.200 --> 0:13:52.200 is it kangaroo court? Why what you mean? And by 0:13:52.240 --> 0:13:54.600 the way, ad hoc, do we know what that means 0:13:54.600 --> 0:13:55.240 at all? Yeah? 0:13:55.240 --> 0:13:57.040 I feel I feel we do, and I'd love if 0:13:57.040 --> 0:14:01.480 Blake explained it. Ad hoc a jos that's that's short 0:14:01.520 --> 0:14:04.600 for something that's probably he was the fourth Beastie boy. 0:14:05.080 --> 0:14:05.760 Ad hoc. 0:14:05.880 --> 0:14:08.080 Absolutely, Okay, he was out there. 0:14:08.360 --> 0:14:12.880 We can add to h there's something in there, yes, damn. 0:14:13.120 --> 0:14:15.440 Ad hoc to Yeah, what is ad hoc? I have 0:14:15.520 --> 0:14:16.640 no clue what ad hoc? 0:14:16.760 --> 0:14:19.760 Oh, Blake, but you're supposed to make pretend that you do. 0:14:19.800 --> 0:14:23.560 Know ad hoc. It sounds like something at the Renaissance Fair. 0:14:24.040 --> 0:14:26.120 Just tell us it's Latin for something it is. 0:14:26.200 --> 0:14:26.800 It's Latin. 0:14:26.960 --> 0:14:31.400 It's a Latin phrase for this or for this situation, for. 0:14:31.480 --> 0:14:33.920 Spit on that thing. You've got to add some hawk 0:14:34.000 --> 0:14:37.880 to it. Ad hoc. It's Latin. It's when a Latina 0:14:38.600 --> 0:14:42.440 spits on that thing. Ad hoc. Okay, okay, it's science. 0:14:42.600 --> 0:14:43.320 I'm liking that. 0:14:43.400 --> 0:14:45.440 Yeah, we're just connecting the tissue here. I love it 0:14:45.880 --> 0:14:46.840 in these trying times. 0:14:46.920 --> 0:14:48.560 I guess it's for goofy cord. 0:14:48.600 --> 0:14:51.520 I guess it is sort of like kangaroos are the 0:14:51.560 --> 0:14:53.920 goofyest fucking animals, you know what I mean. We're talking 0:14:54.040 --> 0:14:56.320 just like goofy ass animals they are. They have a 0:14:56.360 --> 0:14:58.240 silly name, their silly name. 0:14:58.720 --> 0:14:59.640 They're pretty goofy. 0:14:59.720 --> 0:15:02.160 There's like they're just this, like they got hands, sort 0:15:02.200 --> 0:15:04.720 of like sort of well, I think they're really cool. 0:15:04.760 --> 0:15:06.880 I'm not I'm not saying I'm I'm goofy as fuck. 0:15:06.920 --> 0:15:09.480 I love goofy things. I built a whole career on 0:15:09.520 --> 0:15:13.320 the goof you know, my whole life is a goof dude, 0:15:13.360 --> 0:15:16.080 and then you die. Okay, I'm not shipping on goof man, 0:15:16.120 --> 0:15:19.760 I'm not shipping on goof. Okay, you might have started 0:15:19.760 --> 0:15:21.800 the fire with that an attitude like that, you know, 0:15:25.000 --> 0:15:28.440 don't make light of it. But if you make light 0:15:28.480 --> 0:15:31.760 of the goof, then you might have started the fire. 0:15:33.000 --> 0:15:34.240 The goof is in the pudding. 0:15:34.440 --> 0:15:36.760 The goof is in the pudding. Well said no points, 0:15:36.800 --> 0:15:37.360 and there we go. 0:15:42.240 --> 0:15:42.400 No. 0:15:42.480 --> 0:15:45.560 But kangaroos are goofy ass animal, dude. They're light, they 0:15:45.600 --> 0:15:47.880 look sort of like bears, but then. 0:15:47.760 --> 0:15:50.480 They like maybe a stand up. 0:15:50.640 --> 0:15:53.360 They've got a big ass. They do have a huge huge, 0:15:53.640 --> 0:15:54.680 like a huge donker. 0:15:54.800 --> 0:15:56.480 They're all they're all beefed up. 0:15:56.680 --> 0:15:59.480 I imagine there's a dude at every boxing gym that 0:15:59.560 --> 0:16:02.600 looks that's like kind of brain dead and cross eye 0:16:02.760 --> 0:16:06.160 but jacked. Who that's what kangaroos look like. The one 0:16:06.200 --> 0:16:08.720 guy at the gym who can't really fight anymore but 0:16:08.800 --> 0:16:09.400 it's jacked. 0:16:09.440 --> 0:16:12.360 And it's like, yes, yeah, that's exactly right. 0:16:12.480 --> 0:16:15.440 And and then huh, just like a big old donk, 0:16:15.840 --> 0:16:18.440 you got it, got a divine donk. 0:16:18.080 --> 0:16:20.920 On lots of but lots of And they got the 0:16:20.960 --> 0:16:21.880 tail of a rat. 0:16:21.920 --> 0:16:24.000 And did you know, because I'm out here with them, 0:16:24.160 --> 0:16:27.200 I see them, there's a rat. You're still in Australia. 0:16:27.240 --> 0:16:27.840 It's crazy. 0:16:27.840 --> 0:16:30.080 Oh you don't, yes, gotcha, bitch. 0:16:30.280 --> 0:16:33.160 You see them around like it's a squirrel. You just 0:16:33.160 --> 0:16:35.400 see a fucking kangaroo chilling. 0:16:35.640 --> 0:16:38.600 You're in a city, right, Sorry, they're not in the city. 0:16:38.640 --> 0:16:41.520 But when I drive to the stages, I see them 0:16:41.800 --> 0:16:44.160 like just on the side of the road, like side 0:16:44.160 --> 0:16:50.120 of the road. 0:16:51.600 --> 0:16:54.240 Is it rubbing off on you? Are you saying roud. 0:16:54.320 --> 0:16:56.400 Something, something's rubbing off the dude? 0:16:57.280 --> 0:16:59.200 Okay, tell me more. 0:16:59.320 --> 0:17:01.800 Just too many nights in a hotel here. So what 0:17:01.840 --> 0:17:05.480 I'm saying is they're around that. They're not as prevalent 0:17:05.720 --> 0:17:10.520 at hoc as squirrels, sure, but they're about. You see 0:17:10.520 --> 0:17:13.040 them as much as you would see like a cow, 0:17:14.840 --> 0:17:19.640 a deer more than a deer, coyote, coyote, coyote more 0:17:19.640 --> 0:17:21.600 than a coyote, because you see them every day, but 0:17:21.640 --> 0:17:23.639 you just don't see them like squirrels. So like something 0:17:23.720 --> 0:17:25.520 between that, huh. 0:17:25.600 --> 0:17:28.000 I don't know if there exists something like that here, 0:17:28.600 --> 0:17:29.520 maybe a hawk. 0:17:29.400 --> 0:17:36.320 Anyway, a hummingbird. Humming bird came up, brain man? Tis 0:17:36.840 --> 0:17:39.880 you see hummingbirds at least once a week, And I'm saying, 0:17:39.960 --> 0:17:43.840