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Speaker 2: This is important.
Speaker 3: The losing coach should have to eat a jar of
Speaker 3: mao or get douched with mayo.
Speaker 2: Sir, I work out in the basement. I'm not doing this.
Speaker 2: I gotta go eat my column.
Speaker 3: I built a whole career on the goof.
Speaker 2: Buckle up out.
Speaker 4: We're guess who's back back again?
Speaker 2: Adam? Do you have something to tell us?
Speaker 4: Oh, you're you're thinking that with these explosives.
Speaker 3: Right here, Adam Adam. Adam is starting with his visual
Speaker 3: right now, he's showing his muscle with these explosive guns.
Speaker 3: I know what you're gonna say there. You're gonna say.
Speaker 4: Ice art to the fires, And that would be inappropriate
Speaker 4: with these explosive guns. That would be inappropriate, with all
Speaker 4: this fucking gunpowder packed in here, nice and tight, that'd
Speaker 4: be inappropriate to say that.
Speaker 2: Let me just say I wouldn't say it, but god damn,
Speaker 2: I'm thinking it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know what you were thinking, dude, and that's inappropriate, inappropriate.
Speaker 2: We're not going to make light of it. We don't
Speaker 2: want to. We don't make joke about it. But I
Speaker 2: think maybe you did.
Speaker 4: The thing about when tragedy strikes, if you joke about it,
Speaker 4: A lot of people think that that that that would
Speaker 4: be helpful to get through. But then some people don't
Speaker 4: think that. And are those people idiots and assholes? Sometimes okay?
Speaker 4: Sometimes okay? And are those people maybe dealing with trauma
Speaker 4: and they should get better help?
Speaker 3: Possibly okay?
Speaker 2: Possibly?
Speaker 3: N nicee using this is that being said? Did you
Speaker 3: guys have to do it? I had to evacuate my
Speaker 3: Hollywood house?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a you know, scary ship. Dude, were
Speaker 3: you there? I wasn't there. Luckily I was out of
Speaker 3: town and.
Speaker 2: You had to evacuate a house. I was not.
Speaker 4: Well, we had to. We got the evacuation noticed. I
Speaker 4: was literally it's a little more different. I was literally
Speaker 4: telling my friend.
Speaker 2: I was like, maybe you started it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it sort of sounds like I started it, but
Speaker 3: I didn't.
Speaker 2: Not to make light of it, not to make.
Speaker 4: Light, but I didn't start it started. I pretty sure
Speaker 4: Blake did. Since he's been so quiet right now, I'm
Speaker 4: pretty sure Blake started it.
Speaker 3: I'm just giving you the floor, man, go for him, brother,
Speaker 3: you got this.
Speaker 4: You're just the the watching the It's the scariest fucking
Speaker 4: thing ever, just watching the fire encroach on your house,
Speaker 4: like just going like, okay, now it's only like, uh,
Speaker 4: it's only ten acres. Yeah, and then it goes to
Speaker 4: fifty acres and it's like seventy five acres or whatever
Speaker 4: it was, and you're like, oh.
Speaker 2: Get get get slowed down.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a bit. It's a very helpless feeling. It's
Speaker 3: very hopeless and helpless.
Speaker 2: Yes, the way you stepped it out actually helps me
Speaker 2: visualize it, because it is like it's like ten, it's
Speaker 2: like twenty five, it's like seventy five minutes, like and
Speaker 2: then it gets to the you know, not to make
Speaker 2: light of it, yeah, not to make light of it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean for anybody tuning in, as you may
Speaker 3: or may not know, we're all we all survived the fires,
Speaker 3: are our houses are all fine?
Speaker 2: We yes, yeah, we are very lucky in that way.
Speaker 4: I mean, and we all know people we have friends
Speaker 4: that lost by the way, so far, Yeah, it's not over.
Speaker 2: We're definitely not happy, do we know, like for sure
Speaker 2: like a dozen people who've lost their house, if not more,
Speaker 2: that's just personally.
Speaker 4: Didn't I ever tell you guys this story about when
Speaker 4: Liam Hemsworth told me he lost his house.
Speaker 3: This is years ago.
Speaker 2: This is in Australia during those no No.
Speaker 4: No is, during the Malibu fires. He was still with
Speaker 4: uh what's her name, uh party in the U Miley Miley,
Speaker 4: Cyrus Miley. He was with her at the time, and
Speaker 4: we were doing press for Isn't It Romantic? And there
Speaker 4: was a little bathroom, like a little side bathroom that
Speaker 4: only cast could use. And I was in there taking
Speaker 4: a ship and there was just night the toilet, the
Speaker 4: shitting toilet.
Speaker 2: And then a urinal.
Speaker 4: And he came in and I'm taking a ship and
Speaker 4: the urinal is there and and I'm like, oh, what's up.
Speaker 2: Liam.
Speaker 4: He could see that it was me, and he's like,
Speaker 4: he's like, hey, mate, we hadn't catched up yet.
Speaker 3: We hadn't seen each.
Speaker 4: Other yet, and there catched it.
Speaker 2: It was catched it.
Speaker 3: And so man's catched up quick.
Speaker 2: So that's awsy, that's ay.
Speaker 4: So he was like, uh, you know, what's up? And
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, you know, not much.
Speaker 3: How are you doing. He's like, not good made.
Speaker 4: We'd lost the house in Malibu.
Speaker 2: I remember I remember hearing about this now, yeah, not
Speaker 2: this story, but the house.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, my god, man, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: That really sucks.
Speaker 4: And he was like yeah, and he's kind of starting
Speaker 4: to tell me about it, and I'm holding in a
Speaker 4: ship at this time at this.
Speaker 2: Point, oh fucking disaster, my god.
Speaker 3: So I'm like, I don't want to like just drop
Speaker 3: a deuce.
Speaker 4: So I'm like kind of holding it in and it
Speaker 4: kind of sucks back up in there, you know, right,
Speaker 4: And so I didn't want to like drop it out
Speaker 4: when in the middle of the story. But then what
Speaker 4: was You're on the toilet, I'm currently.
Speaker 3: Taking a ship. I was shitting. So he's speaking to
Speaker 3: you over the door or through the door, through the door.
Speaker 3: He's pissing through the.
Speaker 2: Through the door. Come on, Blake, is that how you
Speaker 2: do it? Like over the door?
Speaker 3: Like yeah, like mister like Wilson from Home Improvement for sure.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, thank you. Yeah, now I can see it.
Speaker 4: Whoa, I think I just had an earthquake here?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Maybe?
Speaker 3: Okay, real quick, that was kind of crazy.
Speaker 2: Great, Let's have an earthquake on top of this fire.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is sad.
Speaker 4: Let's come by that or I just something weird just
Speaker 4: happened in my brain. Maybe your body body just shivered.
Speaker 3: Yeah maybe I don't know.
Speaker 2: That was fucking weird. It could have been my body.
Speaker 3: I don't take creatine.
Speaker 4: I should but so anyways, so, uh so this so
Speaker 4: my took the ship and it sucked it back up
Speaker 4: into my body. And so I'm sitting there trying to
Speaker 4: be respectful. I'm listening, but I am on the toilet.
Speaker 4: And then I mean he's adding his heart out telling
Speaker 4: me about it, and I'm you know, being I'm letting him,
Speaker 4: you know, tell me all this stuff.
Speaker 3: And yeah, and you you're allowed. I'm letty, I'm letty.
Speaker 2: Yes you're allowed. Dude.
Speaker 4: The loudest little squeaker just came out of my body,
Speaker 4: like it was like it just.
Speaker 3: Goes, yeah, and he just goes. Did you say the
Speaker 3: loudest little squeaker?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: It was like I didn't hear anything. Well, it was
Speaker 3: like a dog with oh you didn't hear.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, there it was.
Speaker 4: And uh and he was like what the fuck mate?
Speaker 4: And I'm like, I'm so sorry, dude, I'm on the
Speaker 4: toilet and he's like, I'm telling you about my house
Speaker 4: that's burning down, and yeah, and I felt horrible. I
Speaker 4: felt bad, but you know, what can you do?
Speaker 3: Well? I mean, it's too you are in the stall.
Speaker 4: So I was currently hitting Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: So I feel like both have valid points. I see
Speaker 3: both sides of this story.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, I bet you want to I bet
Speaker 2: you want to stick in his hands the stick.
Speaker 4: Oh that is a horrific feeling to lose your house.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean.
Speaker 2: That's terrible. Yeah, yeah, you know it's funny. We we
Speaker 2: we didn't have to evacuate, but Emma did to kind
Speaker 2: of just get ahead of it. And she was like,
Speaker 2: what do you want me to grab I'm in Australia, yeah,
Speaker 2: like fucking god, going uh And She's like, what do
Speaker 2: you want me to grab? Them? Like the boys? Just
Speaker 2: I don't care who gives you about Like.
Speaker 3: Did you say grab them boys? Grab them boys?
Speaker 2: That's what I said, Thank you. Yes, I forgot you
Speaker 2: were older, conference conference damp. That would be cool. But
Speaker 2: I but looking back, because I'm like, I got all
Speaker 2: these fucking shoes, I got all this like stuff that
Speaker 2: I like, blah blah blah like things, right, nah, But
Speaker 2: I just in the moment I was like, I don't
Speaker 2: care who cares, go just just get out. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 2: get their like little levies. So they got their thing
Speaker 2: and hit the road. Jack, I'm Marry Dooman nam Jack.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: People are like, are you going to try to make
Speaker 4: it back? Are you going to try to make it
Speaker 4: back up there? When we were being evacuated, people were like,
Speaker 4: are you going to try to make it up there?
Speaker 4: First of all, I'm not going to drive up there
Speaker 4: through fires as people.
Speaker 3: Are trying to exit. That would be a problem.
Speaker 4: Like grab shit. I'm like, first of all, no, but that.
Speaker 4: And then also you hear people in the news being like,
Speaker 4: I'm sure people are going in their homes grabbing things,
Speaker 4: getting important documents. I'm like, what what documents are people grabbing?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 3: What documents?
Speaker 2: Emma got all of our children's birth certificates, our social
Speaker 2: Security cards, are passports, proof of identity and all that
Speaker 2: kind of stuff at them?
Speaker 3: Is that what you grab?
Speaker 2: I feel like this is more like of an educational
Speaker 2: moment than like what are.
Speaker 3: We talking about?
Speaker 2: Who cares about documents?
Speaker 4: We're all human, Like I I honestly didn't know what
Speaker 4: other than your passport, yeah, passport, Yeah, I'm I'm like
Speaker 4: other than that, I'm like a birth certificate you can
Speaker 4: get in like a week.
Speaker 2: Chloe's done it. No dude, damn no, dude, Because what
Speaker 2: if you run for president and they're asking to see
Speaker 2: your birth certificate? Oh shit, shit, you gotta think it,
Speaker 2: like I know, it's crazy to have to think. And
Speaker 2: I don't want to make light of this.
Speaker 4: So if I was if I was trying to run
Speaker 4: for don't make light of it. If I was trying
Speaker 4: to run for president, and the running for president, the
Speaker 4: paperwork had to be in next week, and I couldn't
Speaker 4: then get the paperwork because.
Speaker 2: Right, but these are the things you have to consider
Speaker 2: at all, these sort of situations, not to make light
Speaker 2: of it.
Speaker 3: That's a lot of people taking their like, like their
Speaker 3: wedding photos because that's like shit, you can't get back.
Speaker 2: I get. I mean, yeah, Emma grab like our prom photos,
Speaker 2: which I thought was cute. A dude, that's cute.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is cute.
Speaker 2: Cute.
Speaker 3: I feel like, uh, all of our stuff is just digital.
Speaker 2: It's just so digital now exactly. That's why like the
Speaker 2: modern day photo books, it doesn't matter because we got
Speaker 2: them all all the phones.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I got like a tub of like photos
Speaker 3: from back in the day that maybe I would grab that.
Speaker 2: That would be you have a tub like a rubber
Speaker 2: Maid thing. Yeah, the rubber Maid full of volt. Rubber
Speaker 2: Maid still around.
Speaker 3: I want to say, rubber Maid is still going strong.
Speaker 3: I would hope.
Speaker 2: So I feel like you should be the spokesperson for
Speaker 2: rubber Maid. Blake.
Speaker 3: I am the Maid. I am the rubber Maid.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh shit, a butler made of rubber. Oh shit.
Speaker 4: I'm actually really into this and this is a good pitch.
Speaker 4: And we've been looking, we've been looking for a sponsor
Speaker 4: for Blake, high and low. It's rubber Maid. Yeah, it's
Speaker 4: rubber Maid. I can't say it, but Buzzball came and
Speaker 4: went Buzzball.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they they moved on.
Speaker 3: They didn't treat you, right, I don't They didn't treat you.
Speaker 3: They paid you eleven dollars.
Speaker 4: Yeah, did an unbelievable job promo them. You took them
Speaker 4: to that they were a nothing company, and then they
Speaker 4: sold it for what it was a crazy number. It
Speaker 4: was one hundreds of millions of dollars. Yeah, they did great,
Speaker 4: and they gave you nine of those dollars.
Speaker 2: Yeah I know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, they gave me some free buzzballs. They gave
Speaker 3: me a lot of freeze buzz oh cool, no liquid cancer.
Speaker 4: In fact, we asked for free buzzballs and they wouldn't
Speaker 4: give them to us on a multiple occasions.
Speaker 2: A few times on the tour, but a lot of times.
Speaker 3: We had a lot of buzzballs on tour which we
Speaker 3: didn't purchase. So I will I will shout them out
Speaker 3: for that.
Speaker 2: Do you think you could sue buzzballs if like, you
Speaker 2: stepped on one it rolled and you like, oh, are
Speaker 2: you in Toxico. It's filled with alcohol, so they know
Speaker 2: you're gonna be drinking, and if you step on one
Speaker 2: and it rolls, that's their fault, right, No, I think
Speaker 2: you have a case, Adam, you're a horrible lawyer.
Speaker 4: Then yeah, I was in toxic No, come on, you
Speaker 4: could sue anyone for anything now.
Speaker 3: I like it there, we could sue anyone for anything.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 4: I feel like most judges that won't fly in their.
Speaker 3: Court room and they were room, we could take it
Speaker 3: probably too, like one of those televised like Judge Judy.
Speaker 3: I bet she'd have a hell of a time with that.
Speaker 3: That'd be fun being in Australia.
Speaker 2: What does a kangaroo court? Have you guys ever heard
Speaker 2: someone say, oh, yeah, yes, why do they call that?
Speaker 4: What is the I think that just means like a
Speaker 4: a fake ass court, like a Banana republic.
Speaker 2: Right, like a bush league.
Speaker 3: Why are they bringing kangaroos into this? What's up with that?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I think that's rude. This is the
Speaker 2: way now?
Speaker 4: Is that sort of a slam on Australian court system?
Speaker 2: Maybe?
Speaker 4: I think yeah, it's like it's a fucking kangaroo court
Speaker 4: and it's very possible.
Speaker 3: Australians like, oh, Mike, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: Might right?
Speaker 4: I do a great impression of as you guys have
Speaker 4: seen I do a great Australian person. Kangaroo court is
Speaker 4: an informal pejorative term for a court, and Blake knows
Speaker 4: what pejorative means. Blake, explain what pejorative means.
Speaker 3: I want to say, it's similar to performative, but it's pejordaned.
Speaker 2: Uh, it's similar.
Speaker 5: It's similar, you're saying, yeah, pejorative term for a court
Speaker 5: that ignores recognized standards of law or justice, carries little
Speaker 5: or no official standing in the territory within which it
Speaker 5: resides and is typically uh convened ad hoc.
Speaker 3: Now I get it. Yeah, that made it?
Speaker 2: What the hell?
Speaker 4: So it's just like, so this is just like your
Speaker 4: uncle on the block who kind of runs ship and
Speaker 4: he's like, we'll go to Uncle Joe. Heals straight and
Speaker 4: ship out and you go to him and he's like,
Speaker 4: I'm I'm the law in these parts.
Speaker 3: I understand what it is. I want to know why
Speaker 3: we're bringing kangaroos into this. Why don't they call it
Speaker 3: goofy court?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Why don't we call it goofy court? Yeah? Why
Speaker 2: is it kangaroo court? Why what you mean? And by
Speaker 2: the way, ad hoc, do we know what that means
Speaker 2: at all? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I feel I feel we do, and I'd love if
Speaker 4: Blake explained it. Ad hoc a jos that's that's short
Speaker 4: for something that's probably he was the fourth Beastie boy.
Speaker 2: Ad hoc.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, Okay, he was out there.
Speaker 2: We can add to h there's something in there, yes, damn.
Speaker 3: Ad hoc to Yeah, what is ad hoc? I have
Speaker 3: no clue what ad hoc?
Speaker 4: Oh, Blake, but you're supposed to make pretend that you do.
Speaker 2: Know ad hoc. It sounds like something at the Renaissance Fair.
Speaker 2: Just tell us it's Latin for something it is.
Speaker 3: It's Latin.
Speaker 4: It's a Latin phrase for this or for this situation, for.
Speaker 2: Spit on that thing. You've got to add some hawk
Speaker 2: to it. Ad hoc. It's Latin. It's when a Latina
Speaker 2: spits on that thing. Ad hoc. Okay, okay, it's science.
Speaker 3: I'm liking that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're just connecting the tissue here. I love it
Speaker 2: in these trying times.
Speaker 3: I guess it's for goofy cord.
Speaker 4: I guess it is sort of like kangaroos are the
Speaker 4: goofyest fucking animals, you know what I mean. We're talking
Speaker 4: just like goofy ass animals they are. They have a
Speaker 4: silly name, their silly name.
Speaker 3: They're pretty goofy.
Speaker 4: There's like they're just this, like they got hands, sort
Speaker 4: of like sort of well, I think they're really cool.
Speaker 4: I'm not I'm not saying I'm I'm goofy as fuck.
Speaker 4: I love goofy things. I built a whole career on
Speaker 4: the goof you know, my whole life is a goof dude,
Speaker 4: and then you die. Okay, I'm not shipping on goof man,
Speaker 4: I'm not shipping on goof. Okay, you might have started
Speaker 4: the fire with that an attitude like that, you know,
Speaker 4: don't make light of it. But if you make light
Speaker 4: of the goof, then you might have started the fire.
Speaker 2: The goof is in the pudding.
Speaker 4: The goof is in the pudding. Well said no points,
Speaker 4: and there we go.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 4: But kangaroos are goofy ass animal, dude. They're light, they
Speaker 4: look sort of like bears, but then.
Speaker 3: They like maybe a stand up.
Speaker 2: They've got a big ass. They do have a huge huge,
Speaker 2: like a huge donker.
Speaker 3: They're all they're all beefed up.
Speaker 2: I imagine there's a dude at every boxing gym that
Speaker 2: looks that's like kind of brain dead and cross eye
Speaker 2: but jacked. Who that's what kangaroos look like. The one
Speaker 2: guy at the gym who can't really fight anymore but
Speaker 2: it's jacked.
Speaker 3: And it's like, yes, yeah, that's exactly right.
Speaker 4: And and then huh, just like a big old donk,
Speaker 4: you got it, got a divine donk.
Speaker 3: On lots of but lots of And they got the
Speaker 3: tail of a rat.
Speaker 2: And did you know, because I'm out here with them,
Speaker 2: I see them, there's a rat. You're still in Australia.
Speaker 2: It's crazy.
Speaker 3: Oh you don't, yes, gotcha, bitch.
Speaker 4: You see them around like it's a squirrel. You just
Speaker 4: see a fucking kangaroo chilling.
Speaker 3: You're in a city, right, Sorry, they're not in the city.
Speaker 2: But when I drive to the stages, I see them
Speaker 2: like just on the side of the road, like side
Speaker 2: of the road.
Speaker 3: Is it rubbing off on you? Are you saying roud.
Speaker 2: Something, something's rubbing off the dude?
Speaker 3: Okay, tell me more.
Speaker 2: Just too many nights in a hotel here. So what
Speaker 2: I'm saying is they're around that. They're not as prevalent
Speaker 2: at hoc as squirrels, sure, but they're about. You see
Speaker 2: them as much as you would see like a cow,
Speaker 2: a deer more than a deer, coyote, coyote, coyote more
Speaker 2: than a coyote, because you see them every day, but
Speaker 2: you just don't see them like squirrels. So like something
Speaker 2: between that, huh.
Speaker 3: I don't know if there exists something like that here,
Speaker 3: maybe a hawk.
Speaker 2: Anyway, a hummingbird. Humming bird came up, brain man? Tis
Speaker 2: you see hummingbirds at least once a week, And I'm saying,
Speaker 2: you see kangaroos like that out here and they rest
Speaker 2: on their tail like it's a third leg, which is
Speaker 2: just fucking weird.
Speaker 3: Well, first of all, where I live, I don't see
Speaker 3: humming birds once a week. That's a really huh, that's
Speaker 3: too bad. I upgrade your lifestyle, bro, Yeah, I think
Speaker 3: you need more flowers. I don't know. I live on
Speaker 3: the water. Yeah, there's not a lot of humming birds
Speaker 3: right here.
Speaker 2: But is it worth it if there's no humming birds?
Speaker 6: Yeah, there's dolphins. That's dolphins, So they're like dolphins. So
Speaker 6: you see dolphins, kangaroos, the dolphins of land. I would say,
Speaker 6: I see a lot of dolphins.
Speaker 3: Or like the seals that come up on your dogs.
Speaker 4: Seals that like, yeah different. I don't know the difference.
Speaker 4: But people do get angry around here if you call
Speaker 4: them seals and they're like sea lions and you're like, okay,
Speaker 4: m they both suck, right.
Speaker 3: Is that because there's a lot of military people who
Speaker 3: are like show respect to like navy steels.
Speaker 2: These aren't these are steel lions. Yeah.
Speaker 4: They smack me in their face and say stolen valor.
Speaker 2: Right. Yeah, there's a lot of recording artists.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's my first thought. One I think is steal
Speaker 3: a Kiss from the Road? Is the Batman Forever soundtrack?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah? Could you two songs on there? Very strong?
Speaker 4: Do you guys think that someone is starting these fires?
Speaker 4: Let's let's get into weeds a little bit with these fires.
Speaker 2: But that people are is what I've heard. Yeah, not
Speaker 2: even heard. I know we've all seen videos, but sorry,
Speaker 2: I've seen videos of people getting caught starting fires. Also,
Speaker 2: this is super random. I went on, I knew it
Speaker 2: was going to be amazing, and it paid off in dividends.
Speaker 2: I went on, X dude right off the bat Andrew Huberman,
Speaker 2: the like the jacked doctor or like science guy who
Speaker 2: has got a podcast.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Tom Singero's cousin, is it yep?
Speaker 2: Or he just looks like it.
Speaker 3: No, it's his cousin.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's hilarious, that's cool. Yep. He's driving down the
Speaker 2: street himself, whips out his camera phone and films people
Speaker 2: lighting dumpsters on fire, and he's like, there, I just
Speaker 2: called the fucking fire department. They're lighting fires here. I
Speaker 2: cannot believe it.
Speaker 4: Could you imagine what is going on in your life
Speaker 4: that you in the midst of fires breaking out, devastating
Speaker 4: the whole city. People's lives are being ruined, people are dying,
Speaker 4: people have died on top of everyone's homes being destroyed.
Speaker 4: That you then decide to add to the badness. I'm
Speaker 4: convinced the Running Canyon fire, because Runying Canyon has never
Speaker 4: been on fire.
Speaker 2: That's the one. They said. It was arson and the
Speaker 2: dude in studio City blazer by you let his own
Speaker 2: house on fire to get insurns, is what I had heard.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's what I assumed because that was nowhere
Speaker 3: near anything else, and it was just like, what now
Speaker 3: there's this, but.
Speaker 2: You guys, this is what's going down on X go
Speaker 2: and give it to you. Lasers. Everyone is saying the
Speaker 2: fires were started by lasers.
Speaker 4: Oh well, they said the same thing about Hawaii, right,
Speaker 4: they're like lasers.
Speaker 2: Right, and they're going, hey, so apparently these lasers that
Speaker 2: you can have, I don't know, they can't light blue
Speaker 2: stuff on fire high fu and so everything. So there's
Speaker 2: all these of like fires and then there's like a
Speaker 2: points like a blue house, so there's like a blue
Speaker 2: car touched or like all the blue garbage cans have
Speaker 2: not melted.
Speaker 3: That's why my dumb friend sent me that. Oh where, Yeah,
Speaker 3: like where the recycling garbage cans aren't melting, And they're like,
Speaker 3: who set you this? You said, your dumb friend. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm on a pretty I'm on a pretty dumb uh signal.
Speaker 2: Deep in the basement. We're getting down to it. Well
Speaker 2: we'll know, yeah yeah. And so like they're saying that
Speaker 2: the people who have the lasers are burning the palisades
Speaker 2: to like erase these laser people. I don't know. It's
Speaker 2: the man. It's the man. That's the man. Right, they're there,
Speaker 2: they were.
Speaker 4: By the end this podcast will figure it out. It's
Speaker 4: probably Isaac. He started the fires.
Speaker 3: They burnt the.
Speaker 2: Palisades to get rid of the Diddy evidence.
Speaker 3: Now you say that, that makes wow, Wow, that's adding up.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's crazy. They're like, yeah, we're gonna burn down
Speaker 2: the entire city palisades to get rid of the Diddy evidence.
Speaker 7: Uh yeah actually yeah how And then and then so dude,
Speaker 7: I get taken down the deepest what they call blazer
Speaker 7: a K hole, keyhole, rabbit.
Speaker 3: Hole, k K hole, keyhole, kangaroo where they're like, yo,
Speaker 3: the Getty Museum.
Speaker 4: Is, and that's that's where they did most of the
Speaker 4: did the freak coughs in the basement.
Speaker 3: So here's the deal.
Speaker 2: They go the Diddy Museum, They're like, it is a
Speaker 2: sex jail. Oh sh it has twelve floors of basements
Speaker 2: going down that housed sex slaves until a few years ago.
Speaker 3: Oh, two million is an insane amount of people to
Speaker 3: be in the Getty Center. Well, first of all, just logistically,
Speaker 3: how are you feeding these people?
Speaker 2: Right? Exactly?
Speaker 4: People, it's all come, oh my god, there's well that's
Speaker 4: a lot.
Speaker 3: That's a lot of coum.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna come and I'm not. I don't want to
Speaker 2: make light of it, but that's don't make light. That's
Speaker 2: how they're feeding.
Speaker 4: It's it's like a.
Speaker 2: Human caterpillar situation where like you get fedcom then you
Speaker 2: feed someone else.
Speaker 4: And Jesus, I like, see what I mean? So you're
Speaker 4: housing these two million sex workers? Uh are they leaving
Speaker 4: to go do sex stuff?
Speaker 1: Or?
Speaker 4: I mean like because because see, iul don't want to
Speaker 4: go to the Getty to know.
Speaker 2: You want them pure?
Speaker 3: Oh you do?
Speaker 2: You want them pure? You want to keep them there
Speaker 2: and then they get to go up and see the
Speaker 2: art every once in a while.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's kind of sick. That's kind of tight.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and like use the umbrellas and there's a there's
Speaker 2: a really nice garden there. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I haven't been in years. Actually, when I first
Speaker 4: moved here, I would I weirdly went to the getty kind.
Speaker 2: Of a lot that's by yourself, or like with on
Speaker 2: dates renaissance man, not in the basement.
Speaker 3: Okay, the basement.
Speaker 2: I'm still going to send it. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Unlike when family or friends would come into town, like
Speaker 4: looking for things to do to take them to.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, like that thing on the hill, you would
Speaker 3: be like, this is my house. Yeah, just because my
Speaker 3: house sucks.
Speaker 2: Welcome, welcome, welcome.
Speaker 3: My house sucks so bad that no one wanted to
Speaker 3: be there. I'm like, okay, you're just talking to the
Speaker 3: people who work at the museum like they're your butler.
Speaker 3: Can you fetch us a ham sandwhich, Hey, dude, just
Speaker 3: go the snackshot, Please go with it.
Speaker 2: You have your friends, take their shoes off, you're walking
Speaker 2: around in your fucking socks. Go to the cafeteria and
Speaker 2: get me three hams sad would.
Speaker 3: Just please let's do take them out of the packaging
Speaker 3: and deliver put them on this tray and deliver them
Speaker 3: to my family, and.
Speaker 2: They're like, wow, sir, I work down in the basement.
Speaker 2: I'm not doing this. I gotta go eat my coete.
Speaker 3: Please go eat my complete I'm gonna eat.
Speaker 4: And my mom's like, my god, Adam, how much should
Speaker 4: that taco bell commercial pay you?
Speaker 3: A lot? Time?
Speaker 2: A lot? My money? Talking money, I don't want to
Speaker 2: talk about it. Yeah, what can I borrow twenty bucks?
Speaker 3: The thing about rich people, mom, is we don't talk
Speaker 3: about money.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: It's the less you talk about money, the more rich
Speaker 3: you want. That's kind of the thing.
Speaker 4: It's so at hoc talking about.
Speaker 2: That's what it means.
Speaker 4: Talking about guys. It's a pejorative term. It's so at home.
Speaker 2: She's like, wow, dude, gotta go on X. I cannot
Speaker 2: recommend it. I love it.
Speaker 3: That's gonna give it to you. I love it.
Speaker 2: The creativity is unbelievable.
Speaker 3: I think if you approach it how you did, as like, oh,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go here for entertainment, even though it is
Speaker 3: depressing when you consider like these people aren't joking, like, yeah,
Speaker 3: it is fun to dip your toe in.
Speaker 4: Well, I would say probably sixty percent of all the
Speaker 4: people are joking, right or else or else. It makes
Speaker 4: me go, oh, as a society, we're so fucking dumb
Speaker 4: dude that we've lost fully lost the thread.
Speaker 2: And here's what I think about. I think sixty it
Speaker 2: is bots, bots gone, gave it to you, get your
Speaker 2: bought on. I think, I think, I think then it's
Speaker 2: twenty and twenty. I think it's twenty percent serious, twenty
Speaker 2: percent people there for like the entertainment, but the and
Speaker 2: the but the people. But in the twenty percent of
Speaker 2: the people who are there for the entertainment, I think
Speaker 2: eighty percent of those people are kind of like into it,
Speaker 2: and then twenty percent are doing they are just there
Speaker 2: for the entertainment. And then of that twenty percent, okay,
Speaker 2: I'm doing the mask. I'm over here.
Speaker 3: I'm over here like the freaking sat brother lack. I'm
Speaker 3: not good at percentages. I'm never good at percentages, decimals.
Speaker 3: That was the That was the only part that that
Speaker 3: made sense me. All that made.
Speaker 2: Sense, which means that one sixty fourth have the ability
Speaker 2: to start the far Yeah, oh god for you.
Speaker 3: But I'm telling you, man, people, this is what's crazy
Speaker 3: to me.
Speaker 2: And this is like how it works. It's the whole
Speaker 2: world gone crazy. There are genius people who have like
Speaker 2: connected the dots to things that you're like, Man, I
Speaker 2: don't know if that's possible, but they've and either they're
Speaker 2: smarteness to figure it out, or they're smart smart to
Speaker 2: figure it out, and I'm dumb enough to believe it. No. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I was saying the other day, like some people believe
Speaker 2: you are so angry, they'll believe anything, and I'm so
Speaker 2: happy I won't believe anything. I'm like, you think there's
Speaker 2: two million people in the basement of the Getty, But like,
Speaker 2: I don't know, I do not know.
Speaker 3: Now what do they call it? That's a term? Is it? O? U?
Speaker 2: Term?
Speaker 3: What is it? What else? I don't like it?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Observational bias or something like that.
Speaker 2: Is Oh damn dog God, damn, I know both those words.
Speaker 3: No, that's not it. It isn't that. I'm smart enough
Speaker 3: to know that there is a word for it and
Speaker 3: to dumb to know the word. Right, amblastic and blake,
Speaker 3: what's your what's your yin?
Speaker 2: Yang? Uh? What's your this?
Speaker 3: But not that excu. I think I'm just I think
Speaker 3: I'm just dumb, dude. You'll find out I've got jeopardy
Speaker 3: coming out of February twelve. I'm excited to see that, dude,
Speaker 3: thank you see that. Yeah, it's a lot of fun.
Speaker 3: I'm excited.
Speaker 2: And I saw you in the commercial, right. Yeah.
Speaker 3: They've got like some youtubes where I flash on the screen.
Speaker 2: They show everybody YouTube.
Speaker 3: Well, by the way, you should have been on more.
Speaker 2: Okay, thank you.
Speaker 3: I watched it and I was like, I was like,
Speaker 3: where's my boy play? You should be front and center?
Speaker 2: Thank you?
Speaker 3: Are you trying to get butts in the seats? Show
Speaker 3: this beautiful mug? Come on, yes, now, come on, some
Speaker 3: of eyeballs on it.
Speaker 4: I think they I think they know, like our fans,
Speaker 4: maybe not the biggest uh do not watch Jeopardy Jeopardy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're like, whoa, we gotta we got a big
Speaker 3: bump this week. Holy shit. A bunch of a bunch
Speaker 3: of goofies tuned in. That's kind of cool.
Speaker 4: A bunch of kangaroo courts just tuned in a little bit.
Speaker 3: Go I like this.
Speaker 2: They probably just don't want comments from our fans. When
Speaker 2: I posted my fucking car no it was getting sold
Speaker 2: or whatever, which it sold, shout out nice, hey nice?
Speaker 2: The comments were like, does it have a loose butthole.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
Speaker 2: It was like has Alice ever ridden shotgun? I'm like,
Speaker 2: it's not a real person.
Speaker 4: When I posted that thing, that my Fitness palth thing,
Speaker 4: there was like twenty five comments that were just like,
Speaker 4: now does it count rotisserie chicken string calories?
Speaker 3: I'm we've welcome to the monster you've created. Just enjoy it, baby, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I love it. I love it. I get it.
Speaker 4: I get a real kick out of it. And like
Speaker 4: the my Fitness Power people were like what is all
Speaker 4: the like.
Speaker 2: What does this stuff mean?
Speaker 3: And I was like, you know, my fans, they're they're wild.
Speaker 3: They're a wild bun. There's somebody saying that Kyle's asking
Speaker 3: how much babies?
Speaker 4: Yeah, there was that too, like how many calories are
Speaker 4: in babies?
Speaker 3: Kyle wants to know something like that.
Speaker 2: Oh that's a good one. Yeah, that's a good one.
Speaker 3: It's it's a hey, yeah, very good.
Speaker 4: Kyle's still not back done with the Movie's still not back.
Speaker 4: Maybe he's in the basement. We're not saying if he
Speaker 4: is or isn't, but it's possible he's not here.
Speaker 3: Possible he's eating come in the Getty Center.
Speaker 2: He might be dealing with he might be dealing with
Speaker 2: the fires from northern California.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I did know he's Northern California, so he isn't so,
Speaker 4: but we don't know where he is. We think he
Speaker 4: may or may not be in the Getty Center in
Speaker 4: the basement on the twelfth layer eating com. He didn't
Speaker 4: even he could be the one to donate the com
Speaker 4: for all the workers, right, but he said no, sign
Speaker 4: me up.
Speaker 3: I want to eat. I want to gobble.
Speaker 2: The irony is that, like, if he was still on
Speaker 2: the podcast, he would have gotten a bunch of load boost.
Speaker 2: He could have been feeding.
Speaker 3: He could have tens, if not twelve hosing people.
Speaker 2: I was like, he could have been feeding twelve hose.
Speaker 2: He could have got hose man.
Speaker 3: He finally could have gotten some hose.
Speaker 2: Damn. People used to throw around hose real casually in
Speaker 2: the nineties. Now, what does hose?
Speaker 3: What does hose mean?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 3: What does hoe mean?
Speaker 2: Like hooker? Okay, go off? Oh?
Speaker 3: Does it mean hooker? Or does it mean just like
Speaker 3: a loose a loose lady? No, it means a hooker, Okay,
Speaker 3: does it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I thought it was horror Yeah, And then they took
Speaker 3: the hoe out of the whore.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I love how someone goes horror, Yeah, hooker horror?
Speaker 4: It's does horror mean hooker? I thought a hoar meant
Speaker 4: was like the same thing as slut.
Speaker 2: No, horror is somebody who s fucks for money. Oh
Speaker 2: they all are.
Speaker 3: They all are the same thing, And you know, like
Speaker 3: the technicalities of it. No, I don't think so. I
Speaker 3: don't think so.
Speaker 4: I think they all all the words mean different things,
Speaker 4: like like how words work.
Speaker 2: It spawned from pimp culture, you guys, what's that It
Speaker 2: all spawned from pimp culture? Sure?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Actually I like how after we kind of walked
Speaker 4: it out, Isaac just wrote in the group chat or or.
Speaker 3: Two minutes late, two minutes too late, horror horror?
Speaker 2: Interesting you? So, I guess maybe is that like the
Speaker 2: Omaha you're just kind of there's less pimp culture there.
Speaker 3: I probably not a lot of pimp culture in Omaha.
Speaker 2: Damn what a bummer? Who's the biggest pimp in on?
Speaker 2: Which is interesting because I feel like you had a
Speaker 2: whole pimp character. There's your movie, dude, first pimp of Omaha.
Speaker 4: It was probably my buddies, like a divorced dad who
Speaker 4: he would let.
Speaker 3: Us drink at the basements.
Speaker 2: So he's pretty.
Speaker 3: So we're like, man, this guy's a pan dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do like the idea of an Omaha pimp
Speaker 2: who's just all car heart like, rough hands.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he wears flannel lot Yeah, just just pounds bush
Speaker 4: like and pounds pussy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's powder right.
Speaker 2: And then his his stable of women are just like
Speaker 2: literally a stable.
Speaker 3: Literally a stable, you dog, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Like frizzy hair, flannel, rocking. And then there's one just
Speaker 2: like Harry gay bear guy who's like that, would you
Speaker 2: watch my back if I go fuck these truckers and
Speaker 2: he's like, I got you. Ho, Yeah, I think it
Speaker 2: would probably be.
Speaker 4: I'm sure there are, but they it's not like a
Speaker 4: cool like what you're saying.
Speaker 3: It's not like a cool like Pamp. That's what I'm saying,
Speaker 3: Like pamp, it's just slack.
Speaker 2: You can say black culture, its.
Speaker 3: Cool black pimp.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's no cool black pimp.
Speaker 2: Yeah that we know of. That we know of. If
Speaker 2: if you are a cool black pimp in Omaha, sliding
Speaker 2: Blake's dms, Yes, hit up Blake, dm me, dm me.
Speaker 2: But there's no like Goblet. There's no goblet it's like
Speaker 2: a Stanley cup. Yeah, oh that's cool.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it would be it would be an ice
Speaker 4: cold bush light.
Speaker 2: That's inside the Stanley cup because you're outside with a
Speaker 2: Camo can.
Speaker 3: It's a platinum big gulf. What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, damn, I don't even know if it's platinum.
Speaker 4: It's blue collar where he would work as he would
Speaker 4: work at the truck stop.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, a lot lizard.
Speaker 4: He would work at truck haven where we've already established
Speaker 4: glory holes. Right, So he's he runs all the lot lizards,
Speaker 4: which is one of my favorite terms for a hooker
Speaker 4: that works predominantly at the truck stop.
Speaker 2: So a lot a lot lizard is a truck stop.
Speaker 4: Hoy, truck stop ho? Yes, that's correct, Okay that I
Speaker 4: know that. I know what is truck stop?
Speaker 3: Ho?
Speaker 4: Yes, you would have if if that was a jeopardy question,
Speaker 4: you would have nailed that, Blake, I would have got
Speaker 4: that one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, good, good, good, good good? What is lot lizard?
Speaker 2: And you have two hundred dollars? That's like the Will
Speaker 2: Ferrell jeopardy He said, lot lizard.
Speaker 3: That is not the answer. Really, huh?
Speaker 2: I could have swore, Yeah, I like that's interesting to
Speaker 2: me because like it's not cool like Chicago black pimp
Speaker 2: culture is cool, very cool, right, like bishop Don, Bishop
Speaker 2: Don is cool. But like Mark at Mark who manages
Speaker 2: the lot lizards at what's the gas station truck stop?
Speaker 2: The truck.
Speaker 3: Truck it's a haven.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yuh, I feel it would be a pretty methy guy.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I mean the actual reality of pimp is Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's just like.
Speaker 2: I bet it would be pretty pretty methy. You would
Speaker 2: hope that he has like a little bit more of
Speaker 2: like self control. I feel like pimps generally are are
Speaker 2: you know, they don't it's like you don't get high
Speaker 2: in your own supply type stuff, you know, like they've
Speaker 2: got to keep their composure. Oh now they might have
Speaker 2: hookers that need drugs and that's how they keep them
Speaker 2: in the fold. Yeah.
Speaker 3: There's lots of ways that pimps manipulate though. Yeah, there's
Speaker 3: ways that they can string you along with like love
Speaker 3: and like like yeah, that.
Speaker 2: That's why you're still here, Blake. What I think as a.
Speaker 4: Whole, pimps aren't probably great like great dudes.
Speaker 2: Not good guys, but I think they're control freaks. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and so I don't know if there are a lot of
Speaker 2: them are addicts like that?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, maybe you're right, but they they for sure
Speaker 3: are selling.
Speaker 2: Is this important?
Speaker 3: Are selling? Oh yeah, yeah, they're double. It's all hand
Speaker 3: in hand, it's all.
Speaker 2: I don't think they're procuring it.
Speaker 4: Because they give it to the lizards. They give it
Speaker 4: to the lizards. They they scurry on into the trucks.
Speaker 4: They give they they slither on into the trucks. They
Speaker 4: sell some some meth and then they got the gobble,
Speaker 4: got the grass.
Speaker 3: This is the way they don't. They don't have a
Speaker 3: great and that's the order of operation.
Speaker 2: I mean, you've got to be some sort of salesman
Speaker 2: to go, uh hey, go in there and fuck that
Speaker 2: guy for one hundred dollars for twenty and give me ten. Okay,
Speaker 2: yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: I feel like all three of us we wouldn't be
Speaker 3: great pimps.
Speaker 2: Horrible pimps, would be a terrible.
Speaker 4: Bad, bad pimps. Like no pimp game. I don't I
Speaker 4: don't even have and I know Blake doesn't have.
Speaker 2: Excuse me, don't speak for me.
Speaker 4: I know you don't have game. No, I know I
Speaker 4: will speak for you, dude. I seen you try to
Speaker 4: talk to women in the past.
Speaker 3: No game, right, yeah, okay, fair enough game. I feel
Speaker 3: like Durs would have game.
Speaker 2: My game is going you have a bad haircut?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're, you're you could throw out some name, some names,
Speaker 4: which and well, I think a Durs game is that he's.
Speaker 3: Told, ah, that's your only game. I think that really
Speaker 3: that gives you thirty percent more game than if you
Speaker 3: aren't six ' three.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 4: So, I feel you have to have a lot of game,
Speaker 4: a lot of game to be a pinch you have
Speaker 4: to be really good at times.
Speaker 2: Yes, you have to be oozing game, oozing game. Well,
Speaker 2: it ain't easy, is what we know.
Speaker 3: It ain't easy.
Speaker 2: It ain't easy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not for the week, definitely is not.
Speaker 2: You know, it's more for like the diabolical I guess.
Speaker 4: Is what would we be the best at as far
Speaker 4: as like a criminal enterprise, Like what do we think?
Speaker 3: Because I also was a drug dealer for part of
Speaker 3: my senior year sure of high school, and that went great. No,
Speaker 3: it went really bad, dude. People really took advantage of me.
Speaker 4: Dude.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a bit. It was not great. Later and
Speaker 3: then you just go it was a lot of I pay.
Speaker 4: You later, no one paid me. Later, I owe you's
Speaker 4: I had. I think I got an ounce of weed
Speaker 4: for like dirt cheat, like a buddy of mine's dad
Speaker 4: or something like had a pound of weed. And so
Speaker 4: he was like, I'll sell you an ounce the dad
Speaker 4: or it was like a cousin or something. I forget
Speaker 4: exactly how I got this ounce of weed, but I
Speaker 4: got it.
Speaker 3: For one hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: That's good price.
Speaker 3: And that's a lot of weed for a hundred bucks.
Speaker 3: That's a really good price.
Speaker 4: So I was like, you know what, I'm going to
Speaker 4: become a drug dealer. No, I remember, I remember how
Speaker 4: I got it. And I can't say their name. You
Speaker 4: guys know who it is. It was his brother and
Speaker 4: I got an ounce of weed, and I then was
Speaker 4: trying to flip it was the fucking worst.
Speaker 3: Was the worst?
Speaker 2: You kept just throwing it there.
Speaker 3: Well, I was smoking everybody out.
Speaker 4: Dude got And then how I ended up making my
Speaker 4: money back was a foreign exchange student, like a gift
Speaker 4: from God. He came in, he was brand new, he
Speaker 4: smoked weed. He asked me if I knew anyone who
Speaker 4: could sell him weed. And I'm like, as a matter
Speaker 4: of fact, and I made all of my money back monster.
Speaker 4: I was good as gold. And then I got a
Speaker 4: smoke on this ounce for like like a month or so,
Speaker 4: it was great.
Speaker 3: Why was the weed? So it was bad weed? Yes,
Speaker 3: it was bad weed.
Speaker 4: But people in Omaha in the early two thousands were
Speaker 4: very used, very used to smoking very bad weed. Yeah,
Speaker 4: sticks and stems an ounce?
Speaker 2: What is that? Like four hundred bucks.
Speaker 4: Usually yeah, some like three fifty four hundred back then?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Elsa, I don't like it.
Speaker 3: And now I'm sure it's it's probably much much more.
Speaker 3: Where does that come in? Like, where would that weed
Speaker 3: come from? Would that be like somebody's backyard homegrown? Oh,
Speaker 3: that would be Mexico.
Speaker 4: I believe it was pretty stomped on, packed pot, packed tight.
Speaker 2: Nice.
Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, there was my other buddy he had announced
Speaker 4: as well. Uh, same batch. A roach literally crawled out
Speaker 4: of the bag like an actual roach.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 4: And he ate it as like a bit. He was
Speaker 4: like because it like burrows in the weed, like eating
Speaker 4: all the all the weed. And he's like, I'm gonna
Speaker 4: get so high, and then he ate it.
Speaker 2: And did he get high?
Speaker 3: I think I think he did?
Speaker 2: Ye think?
Speaker 3: Damn that's like how edible started.
Speaker 2: That's amazing, dude. I wouldn't have eaten that road.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, I mean the green bud. Yeah, I think
Speaker 4: maybe at a point I would have.
Speaker 2: I'm not trying to make light of it. I wouldn't
Speaker 2: bet it.
Speaker 3: Don't make light. Don't make light. If you do, you
Speaker 3: start fires. Chocolate, don't make light.
Speaker 2: Keep donkey. I'm sorry. I'm eating chocolate.
Speaker 3: What you're eating? Like?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 2: I need a little some kind of chocolate, dude, dude,
Speaker 2: what kind of chocolate? Rude, dude, I'm down under. It's
Speaker 2: called up up milk chocolate. Slave free? Can you flip that?
Speaker 2: I can't tip it because it's like a little crumbs
Speaker 2: will come out.
Speaker 3: Slave free? What does that even mean?
Speaker 2: I guess there's like slaves that are working cocoa fields.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you can see this, see that
Speaker 2: little finger there says oh really so they got it?
Speaker 3: So okay, holy shit, slave free coco Huh.
Speaker 2: You know it's a little blatant.
Speaker 3: Wow, you know that that's a bit, that's a logo.
Speaker 2: Well good, but they're keeping it real.
Speaker 3: Yeah, hey, yeah, they're keeping real. So the slaves they
Speaker 3: should put that on everything.
Speaker 2: By the way. Yeah, I want to know, like Red
Speaker 2: Bull should it should be a slave free.
Speaker 3: Slave free red Bull, Yeah, we're not no slaves.
Speaker 2: If you don't and if you don't have it on
Speaker 2: your stuff, it's like, what's going on?
Speaker 3: Maybe there's some fougazy that's actually kind of a good
Speaker 3: selling point, Like if you're a marketer, just be like, oh, hey,
Speaker 3: slave free, right, slave free?
Speaker 2: Even like a tattoo, I might is that?
Speaker 4: Al we sell tickets to uh to the next Uh,
Speaker 4: this is important live show.
Speaker 3: We're like, hey, slave free, just so you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we should do our due diligence, just to make
Speaker 2: sure real quick.
Speaker 3: Though, Yeah, we should, yeah, really figure it out.
Speaker 2: Because we don't know what producer Anna has, like people
Speaker 2: working for her that we don't know about. Maybe that's true.
Speaker 3: Who's who's in her twelfth layer dungeon.
Speaker 2: She's a little bit of a slave driver. I don't
Speaker 2: know if you guys have noticed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'd have to run that up the ladder for sure.
Speaker 3: What's going down?
Speaker 2: Absolutely, Also Isaac's lineage, who knows.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Isaac, I don't see him being a slave owner.
Speaker 2: Yeah, huh, that's not cool.
Speaker 4: I feel like he was one of the whites that.
Speaker 4: They were like, yeah, also you get in.
Speaker 2: The field, right, yes, exactly.
Speaker 4: Also you yeah, also you know what, you also have
Speaker 4: to work punk rock?
Speaker 3: Yeah that's pretty punk rock.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let my brain help, not gonna happen. Punk rock
Speaker 2: getting radical, get out there.
Speaker 4: I have ideas well, we're going to be in the
Speaker 4: I don't know for doing a live show yet at
Speaker 4: this point, it's kind of up in the air, but
Speaker 4: we are going to be at the super Bowl. Yeah,
Speaker 4: so I know, I'm excited about that. We're gonna be
Speaker 4: doing radio row, We're gonna be doing multiple shows shows,
Speaker 4: I don't know, but definitely we're doing a lot of podcasting,
Speaker 4: whether it's just from our hotel room.
Speaker 3: We stay just together.
Speaker 4: But I'm excited. I love New Orleans. You guys know
Speaker 4: how Jack and Juicy I get for New Orleans. Man,
Speaker 4: I'm so excited for it.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, that's going to be a blast.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean even the fact that the Super bowls there
Speaker 3: is fucking cool. It's gonna be rowdy and fun for sure.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's gonna be great, man insanity. It's already a
Speaker 2: crazy place.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then you're pouring football all over it. That's
Speaker 3: gonna be sick.
Speaker 2: What you're dripping wet wet football, wet juicy football.
Speaker 3: I wonder who's going to be in this that will
Speaker 3: also dictate how it goes the teams who are in it,
Speaker 3: because the fan bases. You never know. I really and
Speaker 3: I don't really care.
Speaker 2: I'm not.
Speaker 4: I mean, I don't I like the Chiefs just because
Speaker 4: my whole family's from there. But they've won a lot,
Speaker 4: right they have, so I don't need them to win.
Speaker 4: You know, my family's from there, They're they're Chiefs fans,
Speaker 4: So I've kind of become a Chiefs fan a little bit.
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 4: But it would be nice for me. I understand. Maybe
Speaker 4: the world wouldn't like it, but for me if the
Speaker 4: Chiefs were there, because then I would have a little
Speaker 4: divine squadron, which would be I mean, and you guys
Speaker 4: have seen how drunk my aunts and uncles can get.
Speaker 2: They were all hard.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you think they would bring a little party
Speaker 3: bust out there and get down ab solutely stretch. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we would be divines would be there in full force.
Speaker 3: So I'm excited about that. I hate to say it,
Speaker 3: but maybe I'm Maybe I'm gounning for the Chiefs now
Speaker 3: just to get a divine throwdown. Yeah, hey, wouldn't that
Speaker 3: That'd be pretty damn fun, wouldn't it.
Speaker 2: Can the Chiefs play the Lions? I don't know how
Speaker 2: it shakes out, like, I don't know how that works.
Speaker 3: I believe they Yes, they can, they can. Yeah, that'd
Speaker 3: be the best, dude.
Speaker 2: The NFL playoffs the last few years have been out standing.
Speaker 2: It's crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they've been very fun.
Speaker 4: Yeah, now this this will come out before we know
Speaker 4: who is fully in the.
Speaker 3: College football Championship. But it's Notre Dame definitely.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And then uh, and then we'll find out Texas Ohio,
Speaker 3: Texas Ohio State.
Speaker 2: In a couple hours or less.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all that stuff is so confusing to me. I
Speaker 3: thought the Rose Bowl was the was the big one.
Speaker 3: Oh no, you were so dumb.
Speaker 2: You know what's been transpiring over the last couple of
Speaker 2: years as far as like the playoffs, Right.
Speaker 3: I've followed college zero percent?
Speaker 2: Oh no, not really.
Speaker 3: Is this gonna be a fun story or is it
Speaker 3: really boring?
Speaker 2: So there was never a playoffs? Right, there's never a playoffs.
Speaker 2: They would just like name all the bowls the blah,
Speaker 2: but the bowls were depending on your conference, and then
Speaker 2: all these other bulls popped up, and then they introduced
Speaker 2: the playoffs, but just four teams. But now it's eight
Speaker 2: teams plus two playing games or some shit, and now
Speaker 2: we're down the final four these past days.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's cool.
Speaker 2: I'm down for that.
Speaker 3: It's a lot of football for these kids.
Speaker 4: I tell you, it's a lot of football, dude. And
Speaker 4: it's actually kind of sick because every game actually really
Speaker 4: really matters, as opposed to you just watched a bowl
Speaker 4: game and you're like, Okay, yeah, I guess yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: The Pop Tart Bowl, that one's cool because the pop
Speaker 3: Tart goes into the toaster and I.
Speaker 2: Love the pop tars? Does it reveal who who wins?
Speaker 3: Hey? Did you watch the Duke's Mayo Bowl? Was that one?
Speaker 4: The coach got just douched with Duke's Mayo. That's rough
Speaker 4: that he just got hosed with Duke's Mayo's gross.
Speaker 3: We need more of that. That's what I'm talking about, dude.
Speaker 3: That gets people like me to watch Now, I mean,
Speaker 3: now I'm invested.
Speaker 2: There's not a Chipotle Burrito Bowl for some reason, they
Speaker 2: should like, what are they doing? Yeah, how's that not
Speaker 2: a thing?
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe the Mayo Bowl should have like random like
Speaker 3: potholes of Mayo on the field, Like every bowl has
Speaker 3: different kind of like obstacles.
Speaker 2: That could be pretty freaking cool. Yeah. This isn't doubledre
Speaker 2: Blake pulling flags out of noses.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is college football, buddy, where this is actually
Speaker 4: some big business.
Speaker 3: You want viewership, you want you want to you want
Speaker 3: to get a different demo. You want to get the
Speaker 3: people who are tuned in to see me on Celebrity Jeopardy.
Speaker 3: You need to do some cool legends of the hidden
Speaker 3: Temple ship. All right, Yeah I like that. I do
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 4: Okay, thank you, But maybe just the end zone. No,
Speaker 4: but that's a stupid idea.
Speaker 2: Yes, but no, maybe just a Mayo end zone to
Speaker 2: dive into.
Speaker 3: That's it. I I do like.
Speaker 4: I do like the the other thing that like, it's
Speaker 4: the Duke's Mayo Bowls. So then the coach has to
Speaker 4: like this light mayo tough ass coach had to get
Speaker 4: They put like a five gallon bucket of mayo and
Speaker 4: then dumped it over his head and then he's just
Speaker 4: now to Mayo. No, that's hilarious.
Speaker 2: Wait the winner had to do that. You should do
Speaker 2: that to the lose the winner.
Speaker 4: I can't remember exactly how would you shuk out? I
Speaker 4: was just sort of half watching it and I look
Speaker 4: up and then the coach was getting douched in mayo, which.
Speaker 3: I love, I feel I love the douche. Okay, I
Speaker 3: love it.
Speaker 4: Was an ad hoc situation, yeah, is a pejorative ad
Speaker 4: hoc situation.
Speaker 3: Well, see, I feel like the losing coach should have
Speaker 3: to eat a jar of mayo or get douched with
Speaker 3: mayo in some way. That's see, that's steaks to the game.
Speaker 3: Now you're adding steaks. Now you've got me watching out
Speaker 3: back steaks.
Speaker 4: It was it was mayo. It wasn't steaks. It wasn't
Speaker 4: Omaha steaks.
Speaker 3: Well, the Steak Bowl would be pretty cool. There could
Speaker 3: be little barbecue pits in the field that you have
Speaker 3: to avoid and you get burnt oh hot coals in
Speaker 3: the end zone. How about yes, like you you tackle
Speaker 3: them onto the grill, you sear your opponent. Right, that's
Speaker 3: fucking cool, dude, I'm in It's like some mutant league
Speaker 3: football shit.
Speaker 2: Blake, I love your little mind. That's fucking cool, dude.
Speaker 4: Uh Okay, any take backs, any apologies, Yeah, I love
Speaker 4: your baby, little mind the bullshit, any take backs, any apologies,
Speaker 4: any epic slams.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's slam anybody who's starting fires, You fucking loser.
Speaker 3: Yeah dude, Yeah, let's slam the straight the hell.
Speaker 4: Don't fucking start a fire, and we're not making light
Speaker 4: of it because those that do start fires.
Speaker 2: Fuck that you. Shout out.
Speaker 4: Shout out to everybody, Yeah, dude, sorry to anyone that
Speaker 4: has that has lost a home or people that have
Speaker 4: lost lives.
Speaker 3: The whole thing fucking sucks. It really sucks. Shout out
Speaker 3: to the Palsage, shout out to Altadena.
Speaker 2: Dude, those photos are brutal. Yeah, Alta is gone.
Speaker 3: It's terrible.
Speaker 4: Those photos are brutal, both Alta, Dina and the Palisades.
Speaker 4: It's stunningly horrific. It's crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yes, So shout out to to all of those people.
Speaker 3: And I don't know if shout out.
Speaker 2: Is the word that we've been using. Enjoy it, enjoy
Speaker 2: our shout out. I think people like to say, like,
Speaker 2: if you if you want to be cool, you say
Speaker 2: prayers up. It is like a cool, like casual thing to.
Speaker 3: Say prayers up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why up? To God.
Speaker 3: That's where God lives up there, dude, I guess, so
Speaker 3: you know where heaven is, bro.
Speaker 2: So I'm seeing a lot of like, hey man, hanging there.
Speaker 2: Prayers up is like the fist bump of thoughtfulness of Christians,
Speaker 2: of just.
Speaker 3: Caring okay, okay, prays up.
Speaker 2: I guess, absolutely caring and sharing. So you know, I'm cool.
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna say, prayers up, prayers up? Okay? Good?
Speaker 4: And do you pray a lot? Or is this you're
Speaker 4: just sort of saying that too, do you know?
Speaker 2: But I have a friend whose house is uh two
Speaker 2: blocks from the fire right now, and he goes, he goes,
Speaker 2: I'm doing a lot of praying for the first time,
Speaker 2: which feels weird, And I'm like, yeah, you definitely got
Speaker 2: to have some like lead up prayers.
Speaker 4: You got to have a little runway before God is like,
Speaker 4: oh so now now, oh interesting, Oh.
Speaker 2: There you are.
Speaker 3: Oh this motherfucker dude.
Speaker 4: It's super weird when you just are praying for yourself. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and you haven't prayed at all and then suddenly started
Speaker 4: when I was dealing with all my health shit, like
Speaker 4: when I'm spasming out of control all the time, and
Speaker 4: the doctors are like, you are dying.
Speaker 3: You're dying.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Uh when they told me that multiple times.
Speaker 4: Okay, donkey, I was so tight right then I just
Speaker 4: started to pray. And the whole time, I'm like, I'm
Speaker 4: such a piece of shit. I haven't prayed, like for years,
Speaker 4: I haven't prayed, and suddenly I have a thing go
Speaker 4: wrong with me, and I pray. It's one thing if
Speaker 4: it's for someone else. And suddenly you're like, you know what,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna pray for this person or even like.
Speaker 2: A palm someone at the bottom of the Getty basement.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's praying.
Speaker 2: It's a different kind.
Speaker 3: But yeah, yeah, well and guys, and I'm hearing you
Speaker 3: say this. And no matter how many times you pray,
Speaker 3: how often, it doesn't matter when you come to God,
Speaker 3: he doesn't care.
Speaker 2: Come.
Speaker 3: You know, it's come brought to you by a load boost.
Speaker 3: It's not a judging thing at any time. It's fine
Speaker 3: to wait. Come.
Speaker 2: That's what I heard. That's not what I was talking about.
Speaker 2: That's what you said. I come to God and I pray.
Speaker 3: You did what.
Speaker 2: I'm glad, and I'm glad ad him flagged you saying come,
Speaker 2: I'm glad.
Speaker 3: He flagged it because you said it. You said it,
Speaker 3: so you're right.
Speaker 2: And that's that's why you know. I don't preak. That's
Speaker 2: why I don't do dermins, all right, you don't. Everything
Speaker 2: goes back to porn, hey, And.
Speaker 4: That's why this was another episode of this.
Speaker 2: Yeah,