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Speaker 1: In today's phone tap, we call a woman who hired

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Speaker 1: a photographer to take newborn photos of her baby over

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Speaker 1: at the photography studio. And she doesn't just need digital prints,

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Speaker 1: she needs hard copies that she can drop off at

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Speaker 1: her church to go on their monthly bulletin announcing the

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Speaker 1: child's baptism.

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Speaker 2: I was in our church's bulletins.

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Speaker 1: So she's expecting those pictures back today. But there could

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Speaker 1: be a small issue, or maybe it's a much larger issue.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna understand when you hear your phone tap right now.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, is this Ellen Baer. Yes, this is on

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Speaker 2: Good Morning. I'm calling from photography. My name is Hugh

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Speaker 2: you blew it.

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Speaker 3: Hi, I've been actually waiting for you this to call.

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Speaker 2: Oh, well, hello here I am.

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Speaker 3: Hi.

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Speaker 2: Look, I'm calling because of the photo shoot that you

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Speaker 2: recently did with us with your newborn. Well, I think

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Speaker 2: I think it's a new a newborn, maybe a toddler.

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Speaker 2: Hard to tell.

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Speaker 3: Oh, he's eleven months.

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Speaker 2: He's eleven months.

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Speaker 3: I've been like anxiously awaiting the previews, so I'm excited

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Speaker 3: to hear from you guys.

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Speaker 2: Oh, well, they turned out great, great, So I'm excited

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Speaker 2: for you that's awesome.

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Speaker 3: When can I pick them up?

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Speaker 2: Actually, that's what I need to talk to you about.

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Speaker 2: There was a little bit of a situation we had

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Speaker 2: on our end.

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Speaker 3: Okay, what do you mean.

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Speaker 2: Well, it's not it's one of our photographers, the one

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Speaker 2: that was in charge of your photo shoot. He's newish

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Speaker 2: just to photography. What and the pictures will? They could

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Speaker 2: look different a lot.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry to cut you off to the quick. What

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Speaker 3: are you talking about?

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Speaker 2: So, yeah, apparently he used the wrong lens when he

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Speaker 2: took pictures of your baby. And yeah, so all the

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Speaker 2: pictures looks like he's about ten to fifteen pounds larger.

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, wait wait really happy?

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Speaker 3: Like wait, hold on, hold on, but is it like

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Speaker 3: a like? Is it like a still like? What do

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Speaker 3: you mean he looks ten to fifteen pounds heavier?

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Speaker 2: Well, okay, I want to paint this as a positive

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Speaker 2: because the pictures are so.

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Speaker 3: Cute and they're positive.

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Speaker 2: Well, let's just say your baby's pictures look like if

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Speaker 2: he fell into a Crispy Cream donut factory and he

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Speaker 2: had to eat his cute little way out. Wait, every

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Speaker 2: donut in the factory.

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Speaker 3: So your photographer made my baby look fat? Is what

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Speaker 3: you're telling me. I don't think you.

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Speaker 2: Probably didn't notice or I'm not sure, but hey, you

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Speaker 2: know what they say, everyone loves a chubby baby. Oh

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Speaker 2: my god, it's even cuter than it was before.

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Speaker 3: He's already chubby. If you guys need him look chubbier,

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Speaker 3: he's gonna look morbidly obese. What are you telling you right?

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Speaker 2: Oh, that's a little harsh, morbidly cute.

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Speaker 3: I don't think you're understanding what I'm telling you. I

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Speaker 3: need these pictures today because they're going to the church

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Speaker 3: for my son's baptism to be on a bulletin board.

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Speaker 2: Oh he's getting baptized. That's so cute. Hopefully they have

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Speaker 2: like a really big tub for him. It's bad. Excuse me,

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Speaker 2: I'm joking. I'm joking because the pictures are bigger. Your

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Speaker 2: child obviously will fit into the regular that they use,

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Speaker 2: unless he's eating a lot since the photography session, are

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Speaker 2: you you may need like a shower almost or just

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Speaker 2: a larger.

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Speaker 3: I heard really enough from you.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: I really don't appreciate your attitude right now, and you're

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Speaker 3: not giving me options to fix this, so you need

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Speaker 3: to fix it.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, Well we tried to photoshop it, and we

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Speaker 2: did have a little bit of success with that. We

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Speaker 2: were able to shrink his head, but then it just

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Speaker 2: made his fingers larger. New to photoshop for photographers, not editors. Right,

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Speaker 2: you don't do it a lot.

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Speaker 3: Why are you guys digitally deforming my child?

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Speaker 2: That's funny you say that because my assistant saw it

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Speaker 2: and he was like, oh, are we going to a carnival.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, it's a big baby. It's just a large child.

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Speaker 3: I need you guys to refund me immediately. I don't

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Speaker 3: want to hear any more from any of you.

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Speaker 2: I remember now. I was actually gonna mention this photo

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Speaker 2: might save you a bunch of cash in the future.

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Speaker 3: What are you talking about.

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Speaker 2: You can hand these same pictures out to friends and

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Speaker 2: family every year. That's him in preschool, this is him

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Speaker 2: in kindergarten. It's very unbelievable.

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Speaker 3: Just stop talking. I'm so done with you. This is

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Speaker 3: the most ridiculous phone call I've ever had in my light.

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Speaker 2: I did not think you were going to be upset

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Speaker 2: about this.

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Speaker 3: You didn't think I was going to be upset about

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Speaker 3: my baby being gigantic and large and photos that I

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Speaker 3: need or tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: Oh, Brian said that you wouldn't freak out about it.

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Speaker 3: You spoke to my husband already.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's the one who set you up for this

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Speaker 2: whole prank phone call. Hold on, what do you mean

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Speaker 2: there's no fat pictures of your baby? This was all

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Speaker 2: made up. Everything is fine.

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Speaker 3: Wait, hold on, you need to run the struture. So

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Speaker 3: my pictures are okay, let's.

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Speaker 2: Just let's let's start with. My name is jose for

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Speaker 2: the rad show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and

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Speaker 2: we just did a phone tap on you. Oh from Brian,

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Speaker 2: your husband.

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Speaker 3: He set you up.

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Speaker 2: He said, you're nervous about the baby photos.

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Speaker 3: You are you serious?

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Speaker 2: Well, no, we're not serious. Obviously.

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Speaker 3: I can't get over the fact that you told me

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Speaker 3: I had a gigantic baby and I believed every.

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Speaker 2: Second of the Well, I mean, it's either a gigantic

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Speaker 2: baby or like a small boulder. I can't figure it

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Speaker 2: out yet. Yeah. It's got a face though, and it's smiling,

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Speaker 2: that's for sure.

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Speaker 3: Oh and the Krispy Kreme I'll never eat there again.

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Speaker 3: Wake Up every.

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Speaker 2: Morning was Boom tab weekday mornings on the twenties. Brooke

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Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the morning,