1 00:00:00,280 --> 00:00:04,640 Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Improv 2 00:00:04,720 --> 00:00:08,800 Speaker 1: one oh one with Trendon Sorbo. That one courtesy What 3 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:13,680 Speaker 1: the fah That one courtesy of fail State on the discord, 4 00:00:14,240 --> 00:00:17,639 Speaker 1: A lot of a lot of aka's, a lot of 5 00:00:18,720 --> 00:00:22,520 Speaker 1: trending titles coming in in reference to the extended run 6 00:00:22,560 --> 00:00:27,200 Speaker 1: that we went on. In reference to the amazing offer 7 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:30,840 Speaker 1: that you know, anyone with children under the age of 8 00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:34,159 Speaker 1: I think fourteen can sign them up to both be 9 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:37,159 Speaker 1: in the next night at the Museum of a Bible 10 00:00:37,840 --> 00:00:43,199 Speaker 1: film starring Kevin Sorbo and Dean Kane, or they can 11 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:46,839 Speaker 1: they can also get a package where they get to 12 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:50,960 Speaker 1: do improv with Kevin Sorbo, And we had fun aways 13 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:54,560 Speaker 1: episode imagining what that went like, so people can go 14 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:58,520 Speaker 1: back and check that out. I'm to be joined. Sorry, sorry, 15 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:01,760 Speaker 1: I got to introduce you or else nobody's gonna know 16 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:02,560 Speaker 1: what's happening. 17 00:01:03,840 --> 00:01:05,320 Speaker 2: It's Miles, it's me. 18 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:10,039 Speaker 1: You're going from just poisoning him to Dicky Greenleaf trying 19 00:01:10,040 --> 00:01:15,560 Speaker 1: to trying to dress up as Uh in Our Second Seat, 20 00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:18,840 Speaker 1: a hilarious stand up comedium writer, actor improviser you can 21 00:01:18,880 --> 00:01:23,720 Speaker 1: see at her monthly shows Second Screens Comedy facial recognition comedy. 22 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:28,000 Speaker 1: It is. 23 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:28,880 Speaker 3: Fun. 24 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:35,160 Speaker 1: This is a mango. We're saying that he gets he 25 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:41,200 Speaker 1: gets a recommendation from the crowd, and his only responses, O, 26 00:01:41,440 --> 00:01:43,639 Speaker 1: this mango smells like shit. Ship. 27 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:49,160 Speaker 2: That's the number one way to guarantee that your kids 28 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:53,600 Speaker 2: will be uh in the sciences and not in Hollywood 29 00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:55,080 Speaker 2: at all, and also. 30 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:56,480 Speaker 1: To send them to that. 31 00:01:58,840 --> 00:02:01,040 Speaker 2: Filming in brov Camp. 32 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:04,280 Speaker 1: Really is it is wild that night at the that 33 00:02:04,360 --> 00:02:08,120 Speaker 1: Disney is going to let them get away with that. Disney. 34 00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:12,240 Speaker 1: I don't usually not in favor of how litigious you 35 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:15,720 Speaker 1: guys are in terms of like being like we're actually 36 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:19,800 Speaker 1: going to sue you for being poisoned by our food. 37 00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:25,120 Speaker 1: That's actually we're coming after you. But guys, this is 38 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:25,760 Speaker 1: your chance. 39 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:29,600 Speaker 2: Dean kan is running around going, oh boy in the 40 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:35,360 Speaker 2: movie Disney. 41 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:41,160 Speaker 1: Look at your well. Uh. Miles is out on a 42 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:44,160 Speaker 1: very strange assignment today that we're not going to talk 43 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:47,240 Speaker 1: about on Mike, but he'll be back for the regular episode. 44 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:50,200 Speaker 1: But Paula Bey is joining us for trends and what 45 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:54,560 Speaker 1: a trends it is. Paula. Uh, we got the State 46 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:58,079 Speaker 1: of the Union, the Eternal State of the Union, Address 47 00:02:58,120 --> 00:03:02,680 Speaker 1: of the spot filled Mind is what our writer JM 48 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:06,200 Speaker 1: is calling it because he clocked in it one hour 49 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:10,200 Speaker 1: forty eight minutes, which is the runtime of Eternal Sunshine 50 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:11,160 Speaker 1: of the Spotless Mind. 51 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:17,840 Speaker 3: That was so funny, a very fun movie. There's an 52 00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:24,519 Speaker 3: anti in it also, Yeah, shared shared some themes, Genus 53 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:29,720 Speaker 3: shared some themes of brain damage. But yeah, this was 54 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:32,760 Speaker 3: officially the longest State of the Union in US history, 55 00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:36,720 Speaker 3: clogging in it one hour and forty eight minutes. This 56 00:03:36,880 --> 00:03:40,480 Speaker 3: is something from the early days of the Trump administration, 57 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:41,440 Speaker 3: as his speech has. 58 00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:44,960 Speaker 1: Got longer and longer. I remember going back for historic 59 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:51,320 Speaker 1: precedent and seeing that, like the people typer technologies in there, 60 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:55,200 Speaker 1: seeing that the people who gave long speeches or people 61 00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:59,760 Speaker 1: like I don't know Stalin putin dictators who have just 62 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:03,120 Speaker 1: like not heard a single person be like this, maybe 63 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:08,520 Speaker 1: not in like decades, and also probably like the added 64 00:04:08,560 --> 00:04:13,440 Speaker 1: benefit of you know, cult conditioning, like keeping people captive 65 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:15,680 Speaker 1: for long periods of time. They just have that in 66 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:16,480 Speaker 1: their bones. 67 00:04:16,960 --> 00:04:22,800 Speaker 2: Kevin Sorbo's mono scene, this is like, this is like 68 00:04:22,839 --> 00:04:26,240 Speaker 2: a Kanye West wandering into any public space. 69 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:30,280 Speaker 1: That's right. Yeah, It's just that that's kind of what 70 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:33,719 Speaker 1: it felt like. It he just seemed like he was 71 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:36,760 Speaker 1: kind of out on his feet, Like he just like 72 00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:43,479 Speaker 1: sounded exhausted, had difficulty reading from his teleprompter. Uh what. 73 00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:48,120 Speaker 1: One summary from the Guardian said that he gripped the 74 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:52,640 Speaker 1: podium with a tightness bordering on desperation, and towards the 75 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:56,440 Speaker 1: end of his broadcast his voice became audibly raspy. He 76 00:04:56,560 --> 00:04:58,960 Speaker 1: was showing his age. The speechwriters, too, seem to have 77 00:04:58,960 --> 00:04:59,680 Speaker 1: been exhausted. 78 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:03,279 Speaker 2: The podium transforms into like a walker. 79 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:09,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, is it out of there? They should they should 80 00:05:09,960 --> 00:05:10,880 Speaker 1: do that for him. 81 00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:15,560 Speaker 2: I know. I mean, I'm all for accessibility, but not form. 82 00:05:16,839 --> 00:05:19,880 Speaker 1: I know. Yeah, this should make him go up. I mean, 83 00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:24,000 Speaker 1: he's the ability to deal with stairs, you. 84 00:05:23,960 --> 00:05:26,200 Speaker 2: Know, and identify animals. 85 00:05:27,920 --> 00:05:30,720 Speaker 1: You won't believe how hard I est this one. I 86 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:34,919 Speaker 1: was able to put the animals in alphabetical order and 87 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:38,039 Speaker 1: tell you that this one was zebra in this one. 88 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:41,440 Speaker 2: And I knew how much that doggie in the window was. 89 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:44,480 Speaker 2: They were all last I said, ten thousand dollars. 90 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:50,280 Speaker 1: This was yeah, speaking of his very good grasp of 91 00:05:50,279 --> 00:05:54,320 Speaker 1: how much things cost. His speech was full of blatantly 92 00:05:54,360 --> 00:05:58,320 Speaker 1: false claims, such as that inflation is plummeting that foreign 93 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:02,640 Speaker 1: countries are paying for his tariffs, and he again declared 94 00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:07,600 Speaker 1: I ended eight wars, which prompted audible laughter from the audience. 95 00:06:08,480 --> 00:06:09,279 Speaker 2: So funny. 96 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:13,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, he did not mention the Epstein Files at all, 97 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:21,239 Speaker 1: which is interesting. That's right. I ended the Epstein Files story. 98 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:25,560 Speaker 1: People don't care about it anymore. I'm being told by 99 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:29,120 Speaker 1: these numbers that we have YadA YadA past the ice killings, 100 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:35,640 Speaker 1: but made reference to Minnesota's problem with quote Somali pirates. Yeah. 101 00:06:36,760 --> 00:06:39,440 Speaker 1: I don't know if that was the reference or if 102 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:42,760 Speaker 1: he was just actually like sundowning and didn't know. 103 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:48,560 Speaker 2: I wish the worst on Nick Shirley's mother truly knew. 104 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:52,599 Speaker 1: Nick Shirley just dropped that. Will talk about either later 105 00:06:52,600 --> 00:06:53,520 Speaker 1: in this episode or. 106 00:06:54,360 --> 00:06:56,360 Speaker 2: Nick must be kidding. 107 00:06:58,320 --> 00:06:58,800 Speaker 1: Good one. 108 00:06:59,880 --> 00:07:07,320 Speaker 2: I don't say it like that. No, I'm giving you 109 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:10,560 Speaker 2: my half, not my all. 110 00:07:11,040 --> 00:07:16,040 Speaker 1: Uh Rashida lab and uh Mark Kanno also heckled Trump 111 00:07:16,120 --> 00:07:19,600 Speaker 1: when he suggested a ban on insider trading by lawmakers. 112 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:23,320 Speaker 1: They said, you do it yourself? What about you? And 113 00:07:23,920 --> 00:07:25,400 Speaker 1: I don't know that. It's kind of a no win 114 00:07:25,560 --> 00:07:29,440 Speaker 1: situation to just go there and just have to heckle. 115 00:07:29,880 --> 00:07:32,400 Speaker 1: But I guess I feel like it's kind of your job. 116 00:07:33,280 --> 00:07:35,360 Speaker 2: Yeah, I got to boot Hull Cogan live, and that 117 00:07:35,440 --> 00:07:39,400 Speaker 2: felt really good at a wrestling about at his like 118 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:43,320 Speaker 2: at Raw on, like when Netflix premiered Raw on their 119 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:47,480 Speaker 2: platform and we all thought Steve Austin would come and 120 00:07:47,520 --> 00:07:50,000 Speaker 2: then it was Hull Cogan and everybody was pissed off. 121 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:52,280 Speaker 2: And then he came in and we all booed him 122 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:54,800 Speaker 2: so loudly, like you couldn't even hear what he was saying. 123 00:07:54,840 --> 00:07:59,040 Speaker 1: And I hope, yeah, to the broadcast, do you can 124 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:00,000 Speaker 1: tell he was being booed. 125 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:02,560 Speaker 2: You could tell, but it was like it was so 126 00:08:02,880 --> 00:08:06,360 Speaker 2: loud in the in the stadium and like he like 127 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:09,360 Speaker 2: nobody gave a shit what he was talking about, and 128 00:08:09,680 --> 00:08:12,080 Speaker 2: it was almost more. It was almost better than like 129 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:15,720 Speaker 2: any fan favorite coming to the shop to just be 130 00:08:15,760 --> 00:08:20,960 Speaker 2: able to racist. Yeah, it was great. He's gonna be 131 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,680 Speaker 2: cathartic for like Rashida, you know. 132 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:26,320 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, And I do wonder if that's what killed him. 133 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:31,040 Speaker 1: If you took hul Cogan out by just hurting his heart. 134 00:08:31,360 --> 00:08:33,920 Speaker 2: Put us in an auditorium with Donald Trump and we 135 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:36,560 Speaker 2: will boo him until the spirit breaks. 136 00:08:36,840 --> 00:08:38,600 Speaker 1: We talked about how that's why you didn't go to 137 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:41,920 Speaker 1: the Super Bowl. They're like keeping him away from the public. 138 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:46,360 Speaker 1: So on the one hand, he uses like cult conditioning methods, 139 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:48,960 Speaker 1: but on the other hand he is basically a one 140 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:52,440 Speaker 1: man cult member where he only has like very specific 141 00:08:52,520 --> 00:08:56,080 Speaker 1: information and the rest of the world has like the 142 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:59,959 Speaker 1: real information. He's just like, I'm actually the most popular 143 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:04,079 Speaker 1: I've ever been. Look at this upside down chart of inflation. 144 00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:04,880 Speaker 1: I'm killing it. 145 00:09:05,280 --> 00:09:07,679 Speaker 2: I feel like that's true for a lot of Congress 146 00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:10,280 Speaker 2: because like there was this interview with Rashida Talib where 147 00:09:10,320 --> 00:09:13,200 Speaker 2: she was like, Congress actually thinks that they know what's 148 00:09:13,240 --> 00:09:17,199 Speaker 2: going on, Like they actually think that they have the information, 149 00:09:17,360 --> 00:09:20,680 Speaker 2: and they're just so disconnected from everybody. So I feel 150 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:23,440 Speaker 2: like that's probably true for like, as soon as you 151 00:09:23,440 --> 00:09:25,600 Speaker 2: get to political office and you don't try to be 152 00:09:25,720 --> 00:09:27,600 Speaker 2: of the people, like you don't put in a lot 153 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:28,360 Speaker 2: of effort. 154 00:09:28,520 --> 00:09:31,400 Speaker 1: You talk to people, yeah, yeah. 155 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:34,520 Speaker 2: You make it a career instead of like being a representative. 156 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:37,480 Speaker 1: Then you get yeah, you get there and you like 157 00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:43,520 Speaker 1: start talking to people who are like consultants essentially instead 158 00:09:43,559 --> 00:09:46,520 Speaker 1: of the people who you like worked with before, and 159 00:09:46,559 --> 00:09:50,520 Speaker 1: then you immediately become jaded and start sucking at your job, 160 00:09:51,440 --> 00:09:54,760 Speaker 1: start having no idea what's going on around here? We 161 00:09:54,840 --> 00:09:58,800 Speaker 1: call that the swamp, and uh, we're about draining it. 162 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:02,640 Speaker 1: This we should speak should not go over well. A 163 00:10:02,760 --> 00:10:05,360 Speaker 1: CNN survey found this to be the least popular State 164 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:08,839 Speaker 1: of the Union speech of the century because the people 165 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:12,680 Speaker 1: who tune into this are fans of the president. You know, 166 00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:16,840 Speaker 1: like nobody's being like, well, let's you know, it is 167 00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:19,120 Speaker 1: our civic duty to tune in and see what this 168 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:20,679 Speaker 1: guy has to say. 169 00:10:21,559 --> 00:10:24,240 Speaker 2: I mean to be fair, I used to watch when 170 00:10:24,280 --> 00:10:27,040 Speaker 2: I could tolerate a little bit, and now I just 171 00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:31,120 Speaker 2: can't tolerate any like I can't. It just, yeah, it's 172 00:10:31,160 --> 00:10:32,040 Speaker 2: awful to watch. 173 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:36,600 Speaker 1: A majority of State of the Union viewers reacted positively 174 00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:41,040 Speaker 1: overall because they're mostly his supporters, but enthusiasm was thin. 175 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:44,160 Speaker 1: Thirty eight percent called the speech very positive. Thirty six 176 00:10:44,240 --> 00:10:48,679 Speaker 1: percent rated it negative, which is a unusually narrow gap 177 00:10:48,679 --> 00:10:51,559 Speaker 1: for the State of the Union address. So that's it's 178 00:10:51,559 --> 00:10:54,640 Speaker 1: where we're at. It was a it was a flop divided. 179 00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:58,160 Speaker 1: He's in his flop era, he's in his flop. It's 180 00:10:58,200 --> 00:10:59,520 Speaker 1: not going well for Trump. 181 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,400 Speaker 2: But if he didn't know what was going on, but 182 00:11:01,440 --> 00:11:02,480 Speaker 2: he knew what that meant. 183 00:11:03,840 --> 00:11:07,080 Speaker 1: Donald, We have to come clean with you, sir. You 184 00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:14,400 Speaker 1: are in your flop era. No, no, all right, should 185 00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:17,160 Speaker 1: we talk about baseball? Are you a huge baseball fan, 186 00:11:17,240 --> 00:11:18,840 Speaker 1: Paul of the I'm not. 187 00:11:18,760 --> 00:11:21,920 Speaker 2: A huge space I know of the ball, okay, I 188 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,520 Speaker 2: am so, I'm aware of the baseballs. 189 00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:28,920 Speaker 1: The story, I think still still works because it's whether 190 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,360 Speaker 1: or not you're a baseball fan. You most people are 191 00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:32,880 Speaker 1: familiar with the fact that a lot of the game 192 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:36,280 Speaker 1: hinges on the calls of the umpire just like hunched 193 00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:39,640 Speaker 1: over the back of the catcher, almost almost like he's 194 00:11:39,679 --> 00:11:42,240 Speaker 1: like listening in on a conversation or like trying to 195 00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:46,360 Speaker 1: read over his shoulders, Like just a very pathetic position 196 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,320 Speaker 1: to be in in the first place. Just like, Hey, 197 00:11:50,559 --> 00:11:54,120 Speaker 1: bad umpires have swung entire World series. There's this infamous 198 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:58,040 Speaker 1: game called the Eric greg Game where an umpire by 199 00:11:58,120 --> 00:12:02,440 Speaker 1: that name just was like off one day, like for 200 00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:06,080 Speaker 1: this like important game and just was calling everything a 201 00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:09,480 Speaker 1: strike by this pitcher, Levon Hernandez in the nineties, and 202 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:13,240 Speaker 1: it's like it was just, you know, it's not what 203 00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:15,559 Speaker 1: God intended, because it led to the Marlins winning a 204 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:17,480 Speaker 1: World Series. The Florida Marlins. 205 00:12:17,679 --> 00:12:20,040 Speaker 2: Wow, I didn't even know that was a team. 206 00:12:20,559 --> 00:12:24,120 Speaker 1: I know, it's like it's a team that's been in 207 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,640 Speaker 1: existence for a long time, and yet it still feels 208 00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:30,040 Speaker 1: like it's like a fake baseball team in the movie 209 00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:36,079 Speaker 1: The Natural where they're like the Columbus Knights, everybody's favorite team. 210 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:40,679 Speaker 1: But anyways, there's a new robot sheriff in town in 211 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:45,880 Speaker 1: Major League Baseball, this thing called abs Automated Ball Strikes, 212 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:50,040 Speaker 1: And that's the thing that's like happened in like Tennis 213 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:53,080 Speaker 1: had this innovation, and a number of years ago. They 214 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:57,400 Speaker 1: at first had like line judges and then the robot 215 00:12:57,440 --> 00:13:00,320 Speaker 1: would like overrule them in cases. But now it's just 216 00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:05,200 Speaker 1: everything is just automated, like a robotic thing that just 217 00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:09,520 Speaker 1: actually knows exactly whether a shot was in or not. 218 00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:14,520 Speaker 2: I will say that like as an outside observer. Initially, 219 00:13:14,559 --> 00:13:16,840 Speaker 2: when I would see like make the worst calls, I 220 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:19,679 Speaker 2: was like, oh my god, like this is why haven't 221 00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:22,560 Speaker 2: they automated this? But now I'm like, isn't part of 222 00:13:22,559 --> 00:13:24,480 Speaker 2: the fun of sports to get mad at the rest? 223 00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:27,000 Speaker 1: Yeah? You know what I mean, Well, they've done a 224 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:30,679 Speaker 1: brilliant thing, Polly, because they've brought in the thing that 225 00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:33,760 Speaker 1: knows whether it was a ball or strike. Yeah, but 226 00:13:34,040 --> 00:13:38,400 Speaker 1: they're still letting the umpires make their bullshit calls and 227 00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:44,000 Speaker 1: then people get to challenge it, and so they're like, oh, 228 00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:45,760 Speaker 1: that's your opinion, let's go. 229 00:13:45,679 --> 00:13:49,280 Speaker 2: To this like playing beat like bullshit the card game. 230 00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:53,640 Speaker 1: Yes, exactly, they've added the card game bullshit into the 231 00:13:53,679 --> 00:13:57,680 Speaker 1: middle of baseball, and so they're just doing that this season. 232 00:13:57,760 --> 00:14:02,040 Speaker 1: We're in spring training, but a Red Sox Pirates game 233 00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:06,080 Speaker 1: had an umpire get three pitches completely wrong, like right 234 00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:10,040 Speaker 1: in a row. So they're just like, okay, and we're 235 00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:12,680 Speaker 1: compulshit on that one, and they go to the tape 236 00:14:12,679 --> 00:14:16,839 Speaker 1: and there the announcer is like, and uh, yeah, that 237 00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:19,440 Speaker 1: one kind of right down the middle and he called 238 00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:23,080 Speaker 1: it a ball. Hmmm. I think I think you're having. 239 00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:25,560 Speaker 2: A bad guy humiliation ritual for it is. 240 00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:27,640 Speaker 1: I feel like. 241 00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:29,280 Speaker 2: It's only going to be men who want to be 242 00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:32,200 Speaker 2: publicly humiliated and get off on it later. So it's 243 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:36,560 Speaker 2: gonna have a bunch of creeps on the field who were, well, 244 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:40,920 Speaker 2: you know what, whatever there is, Yeah, honestly, that's the 245 00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:43,840 Speaker 2: best way. If that's it's like a win win situation. 246 00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:47,000 Speaker 1: It's have you ever seen that old old SNL sketch 247 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:51,840 Speaker 1: where it's the postgame press conference with an umpire and 248 00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:54,160 Speaker 1: they're just I think it's John Goodman is playing the 249 00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:59,360 Speaker 1: umpire and they're like, uh yeah over here New York Times, 250 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:03,160 Speaker 1: just a real quick question. A lot of people thought 251 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:07,440 Speaker 1: you might have actually had shit for brains? Do you 252 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:10,160 Speaker 1: can you comment on whether or not that's true? And 253 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:11,760 Speaker 1: he's like yeah, you know. There was a lot of 254 00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:14,920 Speaker 1: calls out there that it was like just doing it 255 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:19,160 Speaker 1: like a coach's postgame press conference, but like just answering 256 00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:23,080 Speaker 1: the most humiliated questions about them are you actually have 257 00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:25,000 Speaker 1: your have your eyes been tested? 258 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:31,640 Speaker 2: But it'll make games like way longer because every everything 259 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:32,480 Speaker 2: will be challenged. 260 00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:35,120 Speaker 1: They're really quick with the challenges, but it does. So 261 00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:39,240 Speaker 1: this is one thing that they introduced to baseball last 262 00:15:39,320 --> 00:15:41,560 Speaker 1: year was like in the past couple of years, was 263 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:44,200 Speaker 1: a pitch clock, where like they had to speed up 264 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:47,480 Speaker 1: the game and it's like made the game twenty times better. 265 00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:50,640 Speaker 1: It make easier to watch and like things move quickly now. 266 00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:54,360 Speaker 1: And this does seem to be a step in the 267 00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:57,840 Speaker 1: other direction. However, it is so fun to just have 268 00:15:58,720 --> 00:16:00,120 Speaker 1: like what there's so many. 269 00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:02,800 Speaker 2: Fun So the gonna play their own game. In the 270 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:05,160 Speaker 2: middle of the game, they'd be like, was that right? 271 00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:06,200 Speaker 2: Did I get that one? 272 00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:11,720 Speaker 1: Yeah? And just like a thing that for over like 273 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:15,840 Speaker 1: over a century, people have been like, these fucking umpires suck. 274 00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:20,880 Speaker 1: And then to just be able to have it scientifically proven, 275 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:25,800 Speaker 1: like when when they're objectively wrong on the field in 276 00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:29,040 Speaker 1: front of like tens of thousands of people is so 277 00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:32,760 Speaker 1: funny and so it's just like the ultimate wish fulfillment. 278 00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:36,480 Speaker 2: It is very funny and very cathartic. But I also 279 00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:39,360 Speaker 2: am like, is this sponsor sponsored by like Calshi or whatever? 280 00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:43,320 Speaker 2: The fuss? Like the predictive? Are people just going to predict. 281 00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:46,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, start betting on like whether this person is, like 282 00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:49,840 Speaker 1: how many overturned calls will this dip shit make? 283 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:53,040 Speaker 2: I literally think they'll do that. I think that's the 284 00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:54,240 Speaker 2: first thing people will do. 285 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:57,120 Speaker 1: You would have thought that's what this umpire was doing 286 00:16:57,160 --> 00:17:01,920 Speaker 1: because he was so wrong. So still there. Yeah, Yeah, 287 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,720 Speaker 1: the Pirates Red Sox game, What is it? 288 00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:08,440 Speaker 2: What was his like physical reaction after like after each. 289 00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:14,000 Speaker 1: One, like, well, like I do wish they had I 290 00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:16,560 Speaker 1: do wish that they had had Like in between the innings, 291 00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:18,960 Speaker 1: they'd been like Hey, so you're really fucking up out there. 292 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,520 Speaker 1: What do you what do you. 293 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:24,919 Speaker 2: Tweet that you read yesterday? It was like can't uh. 294 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:26,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't win them all? So is the guy 295 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:31,720 Speaker 1: who's never won a single one. But yeah, one of 296 00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:35,720 Speaker 1: five consecutive calls from this umpire that were overturned by 297 00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:39,200 Speaker 1: ABS challenges before the end of the third inning. It 298 00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:41,240 Speaker 1: was all like, right. 299 00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:43,800 Speaker 2: Away, why haven't I tried to be an ump They 300 00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:45,040 Speaker 2: get paid, well, right. 301 00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:47,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, I think they do. But it's also like this, 302 00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:50,760 Speaker 1: you know, this is the spring training, so this is 303 00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:53,840 Speaker 1: when they like bring in the outside umps who are 304 00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:57,080 Speaker 1: trying out for a position in Major League Baseball. 305 00:17:58,760 --> 00:18:01,120 Speaker 2: Your audition is for the whole world. 306 00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:05,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, tough, Oh, tough one. All right, let's take a 307 00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:07,480 Speaker 1: quick break. We'll come back. We'll talk about the UFO 308 00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:12,680 Speaker 1: files that Trump not not the Epstein files, but slightly 309 00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:15,720 Speaker 1: different files that Trump is trying to use to distract us. 310 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:29,520 Speaker 1: We'll be right back, and we're back. And I don't 311 00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:33,080 Speaker 1: know where this is coming from, but Trump announced that 312 00:18:33,119 --> 00:18:36,679 Speaker 1: he'll be making government files about alien life available to 313 00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:41,320 Speaker 1: the public. This is coming after he I think he 314 00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:44,840 Speaker 1: noticed that Obama kind of got a pop. Yeah, when 315 00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:49,280 Speaker 1: Obama was like, yeah, you know, there is there are aliens. 316 00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:54,040 Speaker 1: They're not under area fifty one, and the interviewer was like, okay, 317 00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:55,680 Speaker 1: moving on, what's your favorite ice cream? 318 00:18:57,000 --> 00:19:01,080 Speaker 2: That was so crazy. I feel like I feel like 319 00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:03,919 Speaker 2: Trump dropped this a like not just because of that, 320 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:07,199 Speaker 2: but also he's like thinking about sex trafficking files and 321 00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:10,960 Speaker 2: he's like, well, I mean the aliens probe our assholes. 322 00:19:11,119 --> 00:19:14,679 Speaker 2: That's a different form of sex trafficking to outer space. 323 00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:18,160 Speaker 2: What about that bigger We're just one big island to them. 324 00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:21,160 Speaker 1: We need a big one, guys. We need to drop 325 00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:23,600 Speaker 1: something big on their asses, you know what I'm saying. 326 00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:27,560 Speaker 2: Turns out Bill Gates is still with the aliens. We're like, 327 00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:32,600 Speaker 2: what the fuck? Bill Kings your sex traffick MP there too. 328 00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:37,000 Speaker 1: Yeah. So he made the declaration in a post on 329 00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:40,080 Speaker 1: truth social after like it was the day after he 330 00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:44,320 Speaker 1: accused Barack Obama of revealing classified information. So it's you know, 331 00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:48,480 Speaker 1: there's ever been any consistency. But he's like, he did 332 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:51,879 Speaker 1: a bad thing. He's a bad boy. I'm a good boy. 333 00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:55,360 Speaker 1: I would never do something like that. And then hours 334 00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:59,919 Speaker 1: later I think he probably at some level is like, Okay, 335 00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:03,880 Speaker 1: so those conspiracy nut bars who are always asking about 336 00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:07,240 Speaker 1: the Epstein files. Now that they've been proven right, maybe 337 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,760 Speaker 1: I can throw them off the scent by giving them 338 00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:11,560 Speaker 1: some UFO shit to look at. 339 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:14,119 Speaker 2: But also it seems like a setup to I'm like, 340 00:20:14,119 --> 00:20:16,040 Speaker 2: surprise you didn't go further, and was like lock him 341 00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:18,119 Speaker 2: up with Obama, you know what I mean, Like it 342 00:20:18,119 --> 00:20:21,160 Speaker 2: feels like a perfect distraction for him again to blame 343 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:22,320 Speaker 2: Obama for everything. 344 00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:26,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe that's where we're headed. But Pete 345 00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:29,359 Speaker 1: Hegseth claimed that the Pentagon is hard at work making 346 00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:32,679 Speaker 1: this vague command happen. We've got our people working on 347 00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:35,879 Speaker 1: it right now. Hegg Seth said on Monday, this reminds 348 00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:38,600 Speaker 1: me of that part in Big Lebowski where they bring 349 00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:40,439 Speaker 1: him to his car in the impound lot and he 350 00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:45,240 Speaker 1: asks if they have any leads and the cops like leads. Yeah, sure, 351 00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:48,080 Speaker 1: I'll check with the boys down at the crime lab. 352 00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:52,120 Speaker 1: They got four more detectives working on the case, they 353 00:20:52,119 --> 00:20:57,240 Speaker 1: got us working in shift. It's just the most extended 354 00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:02,879 Speaker 1: sarcastic answer because yeah, I don't know. 355 00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:07,760 Speaker 2: It just seems unaware of his own sarcast Yeah, I 356 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:08,080 Speaker 2: don't know. 357 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:11,159 Speaker 1: I feel like at some level, they must just be 358 00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:14,240 Speaker 1: like he said, what, oh yeah, we're right on at Boston. 359 00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:19,000 Speaker 1: He wants us to do UFOs. Now, I feel like 360 00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:21,320 Speaker 1: the only question is whether they get carpal tunnel from 361 00:21:21,359 --> 00:21:24,679 Speaker 1: the fake typewriter they're filling reports out on or the 362 00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:28,120 Speaker 1: constant jack offhand motion they're doing to one another every 363 00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:31,359 Speaker 1: time they get like one of these orders. But yeah, 364 00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:36,480 Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't expect big things from these files. 365 00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:40,040 Speaker 2: Personally, I'm kind of at the point where like, Okay, 366 00:21:40,119 --> 00:21:42,439 Speaker 2: if aliens are real, just leave them alone, because we're 367 00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:45,080 Speaker 2: gonna colonize them anyway if we could. And then also 368 00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:47,800 Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck anymore, like fix what's on Earth. 369 00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:52,400 Speaker 2: I don't like, I'm all for like technology and exploration 370 00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:55,000 Speaker 2: and research in space, but I'm like, if aliens are 371 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:58,040 Speaker 2: real and there's all this shit, like I just just 372 00:21:58,119 --> 00:22:01,359 Speaker 2: save the kids on Earth, I don't hair anymore, Like 373 00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:05,040 Speaker 2: I don't need their drama right now. 374 00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:10,080 Speaker 1: I'm really like I'm doing the thing Like I had 375 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:12,040 Speaker 1: a good friend in college who said that his long 376 00:22:12,119 --> 00:22:14,959 Speaker 1: term financial plan was finding a big bag of money 377 00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:18,000 Speaker 1: at some point. Yeah, and like I'm kind of in 378 00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:22,240 Speaker 1: that realm with in terms of human progress in the 379 00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:27,400 Speaker 1: sense that like, I don't have any long term idea 380 00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:31,560 Speaker 1: of how we can survive as a species unless there 381 00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:34,760 Speaker 1: are some benevolent aliens who are just like, all right, 382 00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:37,960 Speaker 1: you guys need help. We're going to come through. 383 00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:41,600 Speaker 2: But like the benevolent aliens would need to do honestly, 384 00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:46,040 Speaker 2: like a lot of like revolutionary violence in order to say, right, 385 00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:50,080 Speaker 2: like they're going to be enemies to somebody, but not 386 00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:51,200 Speaker 2: us hopefully. 387 00:22:51,359 --> 00:22:53,760 Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean we have seen that they have some 388 00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:58,520 Speaker 1: very strange ideas about you know, they go to mega 389 00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:02,000 Speaker 1: people and they're like, all right, assa, let's see what's 390 00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:06,440 Speaker 1: let's see what you're working with back there. I guess 391 00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:09,359 Speaker 1: they're not all Naga people, but they do seem to 392 00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:13,520 Speaker 1: like kind of go down south with it. Yeah, Like 393 00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:14,919 Speaker 1: actually literally. 394 00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:17,200 Speaker 2: In the I think it's just like people who are 395 00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:21,360 Speaker 2: so entrenched in like toxic masculinity that they're like, somebody 396 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,560 Speaker 2: touched my prostate once, and now I feel like it's 397 00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:25,119 Speaker 2: an alien in there every time. 398 00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:32,360 Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, this is just how they recall blocked memories 399 00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:36,680 Speaker 1: they have of a plastate exam all right, And finally 400 00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:42,200 Speaker 1: we got to check in with Kid Rock Paulay ball 401 00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:44,200 Speaker 1: with the BA the band the Bang. I mean you 402 00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:48,360 Speaker 1: you were talking before about how your massive limp biscuit hand. 403 00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:55,600 Speaker 1: You said get fred Durst an iconograph episode yesterday, I 404 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:56,520 Speaker 1: think is how you get it. 405 00:23:57,200 --> 00:24:01,160 Speaker 2: I only wear hats backwards. I'm thinking about throwing a goatee. 406 00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:03,679 Speaker 2: I was a huge fan of him in that Y 407 00:24:03,720 --> 00:24:06,200 Speaker 2: two K movie. I thought that was great. Did you 408 00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:08,679 Speaker 2: in all the movies? Yeah, he made a guess. He 409 00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:09,680 Speaker 2: made a cameo in. 410 00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:12,080 Speaker 1: The as Fred Durst as. 411 00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:15,440 Speaker 2: Fred Durst because they like it's it's nineteen ninety nine. 412 00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:20,560 Speaker 4: You don't really know why, but you want to justify's 413 00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:24,879 Speaker 4: head off. I have a whole theory about with your theory. 414 00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:28,560 Speaker 4: It's just that, like that was the first sign I've 415 00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:30,879 Speaker 4: done this. I've talked about this on the show before. 416 00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:33,199 Speaker 1: But like, so we had rage against the machine and 417 00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:36,440 Speaker 1: then limpisk it came through and was like, hey, white guys, 418 00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:40,119 Speaker 1: what if oh that rage was just diffuse and didn't 419 00:24:40,119 --> 00:24:43,639 Speaker 1: have a reason and wasn't like based in white supremacy, 420 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:47,080 Speaker 1: and uh yeah, you know, or I mean it is 421 00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:51,000 Speaker 1: based What if it was just you being mad and 422 00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:55,720 Speaker 1: we just like took the you know, actualytical content of 423 00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:59,320 Speaker 1: rage against the machine and turned it into like pop 424 00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:03,800 Speaker 1: music about that was like angry and had no actual 425 00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:08,959 Speaker 1: political content or justifiable reason to be angry. And that 426 00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:12,240 Speaker 1: was we were on our way to this present moment. 427 00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:17,440 Speaker 2: When that happened, the of the alt right pipeline was spread. Durst, 428 00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:18,320 Speaker 2: I think it was. 429 00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:21,399 Speaker 1: I think it was the beginning the crack and the 430 00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:25,240 Speaker 1: dam that was just like, look, guys, I get it. 431 00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:30,280 Speaker 1: You don't know why, but you want to justify ripping 432 00:25:30,359 --> 00:25:36,760 Speaker 1: someone's saddle, and that's fine. Anyways. Kid Rock is following 433 00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:41,400 Speaker 1: up his disastrous faux halftime show where he went head 434 00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:46,639 Speaker 1: to head with Bad Bunny and lost his and his 435 00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:51,040 Speaker 1: RFK junior workout video. Uh, which I mean it was 436 00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:53,240 Speaker 1: awesome actually. 437 00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:57,840 Speaker 2: Really, I have so many pairs of genes now. 438 00:25:58,119 --> 00:25:59,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, just my jeans are all soaked. 439 00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:03,560 Speaker 2: My jeans are called dripping wet in my closet. 440 00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:06,439 Speaker 1: But then I just wear them into the sauna and 441 00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:09,399 Speaker 1: go on the old timey stationary bike in the sauna 442 00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:12,359 Speaker 1: until I look like a piece of fruit leather. 443 00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:15,240 Speaker 2: The crunch is added weight, that's right. 444 00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:20,800 Speaker 1: So instead of just giving up performing forever or dying 445 00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:25,600 Speaker 1: of embarrassment, he's decided to go on a nationwide tour 446 00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:30,400 Speaker 1: celebrate the two hundred and fiftieth anniversary of the founding 447 00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:34,399 Speaker 1: of this great nation. And for some reason, he's charging 448 00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:38,760 Speaker 1: five thousand dollars for front row tickets, the second row 449 00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:42,720 Speaker 1: four thousand, third row two thousand, and fourth row one thousand, 450 00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:47,080 Speaker 1: and these first class seats don't come with any perks, 451 00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:49,160 Speaker 1: Like they're not like, yeah, and you get to hang 452 00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:51,399 Speaker 1: out with kid Rot. You just get to like be 453 00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:55,399 Speaker 1: close enough to the stage to smell the axe body spray. 454 00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:58,000 Speaker 2: You're in the Jene Sauna splash zone. 455 00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:03,320 Speaker 1: That's right. You can actually hear him gasping for breath 456 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:07,560 Speaker 1: while he's trying to lip sync and do his dances. 457 00:27:08,359 --> 00:27:10,360 Speaker 1: But just to clarify, because I don't know like what 458 00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:13,600 Speaker 1: people charge for tickets these days, Like the Taylor Swift 459 00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:17,280 Speaker 1: front row tickets face value is around one thousand dollars, 460 00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:23,720 Speaker 1: So she was delivering about fourth row kid rock concert 461 00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:30,800 Speaker 1: value to her fans apparently so wild and he's he's 462 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,360 Speaker 1: he's like, I'm doing that so that we don't have 463 00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:36,119 Speaker 1: to go to ticket resellers and people can just pay 464 00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:41,399 Speaker 1: for five thousand dollars. But his response to people just 465 00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:45,320 Speaker 1: pointing out that his tickets are like five access expensive, 466 00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:48,439 Speaker 1: as Taylor Swift is to announce that he will pray 467 00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:52,879 Speaker 1: for the fake liberal media, while also claiming that sooner 468 00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:58,600 Speaker 1: or later, God will cut him down, which is Jesus Christ. Yeah, 469 00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:02,040 Speaker 1: God's going to kill you. It's a wild going to 470 00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:10,359 Speaker 1: kill you. Ticket Ticketmaster say, yeah, you can go to ticketmaster. 471 00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:14,800 Speaker 1: He he argued, like they know, damn well, that's not 472 00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:19,440 Speaker 1: the full story about the five thousand dollars uh being charged. 473 00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:21,879 Speaker 1: But you can go to ticketmaster. He's charging five thousand 474 00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:23,320 Speaker 1: dollars per seat. 475 00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:26,280 Speaker 2: Do you think like fifty is going to buy out 476 00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:27,400 Speaker 2: the first five rows. 477 00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:32,600 Speaker 1: Or I could it's fifty. Like I always like, there's 478 00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:34,800 Speaker 1: always like famous people who I'm like, man, I really 479 00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:37,640 Speaker 1: like this famous person. And then they're like and he's 480 00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:41,480 Speaker 1: best friends with fucking kid rock or something, you know 481 00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:43,720 Speaker 1: what I mean. Like, it's just did you hear that 482 00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:49,600 Speaker 1: t I track the distract that No put out about fifty. 483 00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:53,440 Speaker 1: It's very good. Really, everyone should check it out. T 484 00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:56,480 Speaker 1: I cooked his ass a little bit. 485 00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:59,240 Speaker 2: I think, yeah, all of but I also sucks. 486 00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:03,560 Speaker 1: He also sucks. But in this battle, oddly, I think 487 00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:06,240 Speaker 1: I'm on TI side fifty definitely. 488 00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:08,840 Speaker 2: I feel like he's like a villain that is, like, 489 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:13,000 Speaker 2: he's funny and he's sometimes on the right side, but 490 00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:15,040 Speaker 2: he also has his own shit, you know what I mean. 491 00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:20,040 Speaker 2: So it's like his pettiness I think is admirable in 492 00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:23,400 Speaker 2: a way, but also he's like not like the best guy, 493 00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:27,960 Speaker 2: you know. I think he's like got his own history. 494 00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:29,920 Speaker 2: I think it came out when they were talking about 495 00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:30,920 Speaker 2: all the Diddy stuff. 496 00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:34,080 Speaker 1: Anyways, I have not heard that song, but no I haven't. 497 00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:37,360 Speaker 1: I will check it out. Anyways, he kid racks and 498 00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:40,280 Speaker 1: the fake liberal media says I'm charging five thousand dollars 499 00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:43,800 Speaker 1: for front row tickets, and then went on to confirm 500 00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:46,400 Speaker 1: that five thousand dollars is when he is charging, and 501 00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:49,760 Speaker 1: then being like they'll be killed by God, which I 502 00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:54,200 Speaker 1: just love. That's a great place to take an argument. Anyways, 503 00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:57,960 Speaker 1: this is more just a this is actually an ad 504 00:29:58,240 --> 00:30:00,120 Speaker 1: that we're putting at the end of the episode that 505 00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:03,360 Speaker 1: five thousand dollars. For the low, low price of five 506 00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:05,680 Speaker 1: thousand dollars, you can go to sit in front row 507 00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:12,480 Speaker 1: watch kid Rock do his thing. You know, we saw 508 00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:15,000 Speaker 1: we all saw it on the halftime show. But you're 509 00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:19,400 Speaker 1: welcome five thousand dollars. Uh, well spent Paula v Ganalon. 510 00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:22,400 Speaker 1: Such a pleasure having you as always on the podcast. 511 00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:24,880 Speaker 1: Where can people find you? Follow you all that good stuff. 512 00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:27,760 Speaker 2: I will be at kid Rocks concert. I did buy 513 00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:29,120 Speaker 2: the five thousand dollars. 514 00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:31,680 Speaker 1: Hell yeah, flex h I. 515 00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:36,000 Speaker 2: Do ball with the ball. I'm at Pauloviganalan p A 516 00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:38,160 Speaker 2: L l A b e I g n A l 517 00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:43,080 Speaker 2: A n everywhere. You guys come out on Saturday, ZEI 518 00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:47,320 Speaker 2: gang to Second Scream's comedy eight pm at the Allsian 519 00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:49,920 Speaker 2: skunk Room, like that little side room. It's gonna be 520 00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:51,560 Speaker 2: so fun. And then are you. 521 00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:53,880 Speaker 1: All watching the same thing on the second screen or 522 00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:55,280 Speaker 1: everybody's just doing their own thing? 523 00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:59,200 Speaker 2: No, no, no. We have a discord which I am technically in. 524 00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:07,120 Speaker 2: I kind of had to join it because I was 525 00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:11,760 Speaker 2: worried about show stuff happening there. So everybody brings their 526 00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:13,840 Speaker 2: own like we encourage you to be on your phone 527 00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:16,080 Speaker 2: or your iPad or whatever, and then we play like 528 00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:19,080 Speaker 2: some fun like internet type games. One one time we 529 00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:23,000 Speaker 2: took a quiz to decide what Disney Princess we collectively 530 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:26,160 Speaker 2: as a whole entire audience was, And I think we 531 00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:28,520 Speaker 2: were like I think we were Tiana. I can't remember. 532 00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:32,480 Speaker 2: But and then yeah, and we do like different little 533 00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:35,560 Speaker 2: like prize based activities in between comics, and then we 534 00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:38,480 Speaker 2: have like a killer lineup of comics and it's super fun. 535 00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:41,320 Speaker 2: We also have like, weirdly, we have like a bag 536 00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:43,360 Speaker 2: of candy that we pass around and it's like a 537 00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:47,880 Speaker 2: hit at every show. People people want candy, just like 538 00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:49,800 Speaker 2: a mixed bag of candy you would like have as 539 00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:53,440 Speaker 2: like a kid, like lollipops and like all sorts of stuff, 540 00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:56,640 Speaker 2: you know what I mean. It's just yeah, oh people 541 00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:58,720 Speaker 2: love twizzlers. 542 00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:01,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's got wwizzlers, lollipops. Does it have the 543 00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:04,440 Speaker 1: TUTSI rolls in there? Is it that one? 544 00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:04,920 Speaker 2: I don't know. 545 00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:08,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, but we we got a lot of candy at 546 00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:12,720 Speaker 1: a Halloween, so I'm familiar with the various mixes. That's 547 00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:13,600 Speaker 1: a that's a good one. 548 00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:17,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, people really love the candy. But yeah, so we 549 00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:19,160 Speaker 2: have a lot of funds will come through. And then 550 00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:22,560 Speaker 2: March ninth, at the main room of the Hollywood Improv 551 00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:26,720 Speaker 2: Mermaid Comedy Hour and Facial Recognition Comedy are doing a 552 00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:30,080 Speaker 2: crossover show together to celebrate women's history. 553 00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:31,240 Speaker 1: Okay, there you go. 554 00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:35,160 Speaker 2: For that and then again second screen spacial Wreck on 555 00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:35,880 Speaker 2: March twentieth. 556 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:39,200 Speaker 1: Go see it, Go support Zeike Gang. That's going to 557 00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:41,680 Speaker 1: do it for us this afternoon. We're back tomorrow with 558 00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:44,680 Speaker 1: the whole last episode of the show. Until then, be 559 00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:47,719 Speaker 1: kind to each other, be kind to yourselves, get your 560 00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:50,240 Speaker 1: vaccines where you still can get your flu shots, don't 561 00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:52,360 Speaker 1: do nothing about white supremacy, and we will talk to 562 00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:57,080 Speaker 1: you tomorrow. Bye bye bye. The Daily Zeit Guys is 563 00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:58,960 Speaker 1: executive produced by Catherine Law. 564 00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:01,480 Speaker 2: Co produced by. 565 00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:05,000 Speaker 1: Co produced by Victor Wright, co written by j M McNabb, 566 00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:08,080 Speaker 1: and edited and engineered by Brian Jeffries.