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Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote

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Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or calm. When you think of the

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Speaker 1: most important part of any wedding ceremony, it's not the catering,

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Speaker 1: or the flowers, or even the time honored bridesmaid twerk off.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's my favorite. I've always wanted to win. It's

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Speaker 1: actually the fancy outdoor tents. You know what they say.

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Speaker 1: I thought for sure you're going to say, like the vows,

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Speaker 1: no one cares about that. Yeah, bro Sorry, you know

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Speaker 1: what they say, if the tens are turned, the whole

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Speaker 1: day is burnt. They always have that on your wedding

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Speaker 1: pincher's board. Right now, you've been married, Brooke, I thought

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Speaker 1: you knew this. We didn't get a tent. Yeah, there

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Speaker 1: were no ten. Yeah, and look how that marriage turned out.

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Speaker 1: But today we're going to prove how important the tensar.

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Speaker 1: Because Jose calls up a bride who's just a week

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Speaker 1: away from her big day and she's already been feeling

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Speaker 1: like every company's trying to take advantage and overcharge her. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the tent guy is going to try and finally push

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Speaker 1: her over the edge. It's your phone tap right now

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Speaker 1: the twenties. Hello, Hi is this Jared? Yeah? Hi, this

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Speaker 1: is Trent from trans Tense. Um. Okay, So, yeah, your

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Speaker 1: wedding planner wanted me to hit you up. She said,

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Speaker 1: you're getting married this weekend. Congrats by the way. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and I just have a quick question for you, because

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Speaker 1: I hear that you have final say on the budget.

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Speaker 1: I do. We're actually the ones providing the tense for

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Speaker 1: your outdoor wedding, hence the name Transtense. You get it, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I got it. But I thought we would scared away

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Speaker 1: with this oh situation like weeks ago you did. But

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Speaker 1: we've run into a problem. That's why I'm actually calling them. Hey, Hey,

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Speaker 1: what kind of problem? What do you mean? Well, it's

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Speaker 1: the zip ties, you know, the plastic ties that attached

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Speaker 1: to the pole tense. Yeah, I know what a zip

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Speaker 1: tie is, but I mean, what's the issue with that. Well,

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Speaker 1: we hear at Transtense we're running low on the zip ties. Actually,

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Speaker 1: it's very busy right now. If it's zip ties, that's

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Speaker 1: something super easy to get. Why are you even calling

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Speaker 1: me about golden colored zip ties. I don't care what

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Speaker 1: color you use. As long as you have some perfect

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Speaker 1: I'll put you down for one hundred. They're only ten

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Speaker 1: bucks each. A problem solved a minute? Wait a minute,

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Speaker 1: are you joking? Yeah? I know I'm not zip ties.

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Speaker 1: You shouldn't charge me anything extra. If you ran out

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Speaker 1: of the regular ones, you knew about this wedding weeks ago,

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Speaker 1: you should have more. You didn't hear me. They are

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Speaker 1: gold colored, fancy. I mean, who cares they're zip ties?

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Speaker 1: They're usually the people don't even look at that. I'll

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Speaker 1: tell you who cares. Tee Ping, Yeah, oh my Transtense.

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Speaker 1: We did Beyonce's wedding and te Pain said he loved

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Speaker 1: the zip ties. I'm in love with the zip ties.

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Speaker 1: I don't get about what Teachange said. He paying it.

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Speaker 1: I'm not marrying him and he's my pay for this wedding. Hey,

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Speaker 1: we have we talked about the pole situation that tolls

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Speaker 1: tolls for the tents. They were just really busy. We're

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Speaker 1: running low on the poles for this weekend. You gotta

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Speaker 1: be kidding me. But here's an opportunity that most clients

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Speaker 1: don't ever get. We have platinum reinforced poles. Okay, stop,

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Speaker 1: this is some boys, it's actually platinum. Everybody has in

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Speaker 1: trying to screw me over for this wedding and put

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Speaker 1: at all this other stuff. No way, I don't think

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Speaker 1: you understand. We actually have the tents. It's just the

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Speaker 1: zip ties, the poles and some of the ground STIGs.

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Speaker 1: Oh how about we just lay the tent flat on

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Speaker 1: the ground. Would that work? If you guys can't handle this, okay,

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Speaker 1: and get this done, I am just going to go

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Speaker 1: and find another tent company, right because I don't want

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Speaker 1: to deal with this. I mean, of course you have

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Speaker 1: every right to do that. But the only other company

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Speaker 1: that does what we do is Caleb's Canopies. Great. Great,

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Speaker 1: I don't call them. Oh, I mean you can try.

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Speaker 1: But actually Caleb called me this morning and he was

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Speaker 1: begging me for the platinum pulse. This is dumb. I

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Speaker 1: can't believe that was dumb. I was like, no, Caleb, no,

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Speaker 1: I can't do it. I got to talk to the

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Speaker 1: bride first and make sure she has top priority. And

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Speaker 1: now look, where we are. I'm on the phone with

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Speaker 1: you offering you our perfect Platinum Pulse. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: this is frustrating. That's actually trademarked PP. Perfect Platinum poles

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Speaker 1: are Transtense. Oh my god. I don't even know what

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Speaker 1: to do right now to even straight to you. This

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Speaker 1: is so frustrating. I can't believe you. Guys. Just can't

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Speaker 1: handle this, you said guys, and I just want to

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Speaker 1: correct you. It's Transtense, that's me. It's a it's a

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Speaker 1: one man operation. I don't about that. Okay, Well, I

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Speaker 1: know you're upset, and that's why I would like to

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Speaker 1: give you our special friends and Family discount if you

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Speaker 1: can just authorize me to put another twenty five hundred

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Speaker 1: dollars on your card. I'm not authorizing. I'm not authorizing.

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Speaker 1: What about twenty six hundred? Are you kidding me? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Three thousand and I will make all the problems go away. Great,

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Speaker 1: I swear to God. I will come to where you

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Speaker 1: are and punch you in the space right now. Do

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Speaker 1: not come to the radio station and punch me in

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Speaker 1: the face. Please. What the radio station that I'm at?

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Speaker 1: Because this is actually Jose from the radio show Brook

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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you. Oh my god, I am so even I

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Speaker 1: can't eat it. Aren't you sure you weren't falling for

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Speaker 1: it because you're made of honor. Ruthie who set you up?

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Speaker 1: She said you'd totally fall for all of this. Oh

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Speaker 1: you mean my former maid of honor. Don't take Ruthie

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Speaker 1: off the wedding. Well if you do, Actually, I know

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Speaker 1: a guy who can step in. His name is Trent

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Speaker 1: and he owns a company. Guess what they did. Absolutely not.

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Speaker 1: This is insane. You don't like a golden garter? Zip

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Speaker 1: time off? Nope, I'm fine. Oh good because I trademarked

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Speaker 1: out as well, and we probably sue you to be

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Speaker 1: honest if you use it. Okay, transtanse ttt PP bye bye,

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Speaker 1: thank you. Weeke up every morning with food tabs weekday

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Speaker 1: mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,