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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of the

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Speaker 1: Daily zight Chist. Mm hmmm uh courtesy of Official Thickhead. Um.

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Speaker 1: I think I think that's who good block Time could

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Speaker 1: be wrong in reference are Uh what's that? What's that

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Speaker 1: to his name? Blippy? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, we had

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Speaker 1: a blippy blippy blip blippy bloppy. I think it's bloppy.

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Speaker 1: It's black actually based on we all know the famous

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Speaker 1: quote from BuzzFeed now, the immortal quote. And I won't

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Speaker 1: say it, but you guys know, if you're night Gang,

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Speaker 1: you know I don't have to say and I won't

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Speaker 1: say it here because we'll talk about it a ton,

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Speaker 1: probably forever. What's Let's talk about what's trend Oh I'm Jack.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm Miles. Oh nice. That's the first time

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Speaker 1: I think I've ever said I'm Miles and I'm not.

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Speaker 1: You didn't feel right, but um, that's Miles. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Is what's trending? Kelly and Conway is trending, I'm assuming

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Speaker 1: for good reasons. I actually um, it's because they She

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Speaker 1: posted apparently a photo of her daughter topless who's sixteen, Claudia,

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Speaker 1: on her like fleets, those you know, ephemeral tweets. That's

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Speaker 1: just a weird snapchat rip off. Yeah. So the police

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Speaker 1: came to her house because they're like, um, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's it's just she was posting. They say it's accidental

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Speaker 1: or maybe who knows, whatever, it's it was very odd. Um,

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Speaker 1: but like that whole house has just been in absolute tumult. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: like I don't I can't believe. Like also to like

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Speaker 1: this poor girl, whatever this thing is with her mom,

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Speaker 1: Like we're watching like one of the most fucked up

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Speaker 1: relationships with your parents, like playing out over like viral

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Speaker 1: TikTok and it's really weird yaum and just fucking sad depressing.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, that's why she's trending. But George Conway, that guy, uh,

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Speaker 1: that guy gets it. He gets it. He was one

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Speaker 1: of the good ones, am I right? You know the GOP.

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Speaker 1: Didn't he drop off some like snitchbook to the Feds

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Speaker 1: or something like some like blueprint to like how to

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Speaker 1: just take down the fucking administration? Oh really, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I know the headline George Conway hands Biden's d J

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Speaker 1: a roadmap to make sure Trump ends up in jail.

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Speaker 1: Hell yeah, dude, I do, I do respect that I

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Speaker 1: think that is. I don't know, Yeah, I don't have

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Speaker 1: a problem with that. This it's apparent. I don't know

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Speaker 1: how many other times we more examples we need that

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Speaker 1: the laws of Donald Trump. But sure, yeah, give me

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Speaker 1: a coloring book too on that subject. Uh, twelve angry

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Speaker 1: men is not trending, but the the idea is trending

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Speaker 1: because according to the procedural vote those cast in the

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Speaker 1: Senate earlier today, it seems like there are forty five

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Speaker 1: who voted not to, which would require the Democrats to

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Speaker 1: appeal off twelve. Uh a lot. Twelve angry men could

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Speaker 1: sway twelve jurors over to their side to get to

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Speaker 1: the number necessary to convict Mitt Romney, Susan Collins, Murkowski,

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Speaker 1: Ben sass and one other were we're the ones who

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Speaker 1: decided to vote to go through with the impeachment. But

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Speaker 1: does seem like as of right now, and Mitch McConnell

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Speaker 1: voted to not go through with it in keeping with

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Speaker 1: you know, everything that he has ever done, just you know,

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Speaker 1: whatever is best for his shot at power doesn't matter.

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Speaker 1: He'll sell the country out. Um this I don't I'll

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Speaker 1: that's it's just it'll be a real turning point. Uh

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Speaker 1: this vote, like you, this will really determine I don't know,

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Speaker 1: it'll it'll be very telling of what how the picture

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Speaker 1: If they're just still unable to like, you know, detach

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Speaker 1: themselves from this, I don't know, this identity of being

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Speaker 1: loyal to Magazation and all this ship. Yeah, I think

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Speaker 1: we're you know, better, Like, I think it's important that

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Speaker 1: they come around. I think we're better off not having

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Speaker 1: an openly fascist Party of America. But I think that

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Speaker 1: if they choose to you know, ignore, not convict on this,

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Speaker 1: I think that's where we're at. The GOP has officially

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Speaker 1: you know, planet It's flag with fascism and authoritarianism. So yeah, um, California,

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Speaker 1: Mitch McConnell, is that the new Moscow? Right exactly? He's

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Speaker 1: a he's fucking roads Twitter, Mitch McConnell, Now, yeah, he

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Speaker 1: uh know, just because there's like California. A California man

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Speaker 1: from Mitch McConnell and the Capital raid. So that goes

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Speaker 1: to show you it's not just a bunch of granola chewing,

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Speaker 1: hamp clothed, wearing, nose ring having, you know, hippies out here.

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Speaker 1: There's there's patriots because it's a gigantic state. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: that was just trending because yeah, there's the slow trickle

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Speaker 1: of people going to jail from the raid continues, and

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Speaker 1: the one thing to point out, you know, a lot

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Speaker 1: of people are like, why are they lighting people out,

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Speaker 1: you know, and comparing it to other things. I mean, yes,

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Speaker 1: there's definitely disparity on how lenient some judges are being,

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Speaker 1: but there are other instances where they are very much

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Speaker 1: intentionally letting people out to let them further incriminate themselves

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Speaker 1: and show and reveal who their network of co conspirators are.

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Speaker 1: That's the other tactic of letting some of these people out,

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Speaker 1: including laptop lady Daria, who stole the laptop apparently the

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Speaker 1: second she got actually started deleting things and talking to

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Speaker 1: other people. And they're like, yeah, that's why we let

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Speaker 1: like we get a bigger picture when we let them

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Speaker 1: out sometimes and just monitor them. So I don't know

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Speaker 1: that this will continue, uh and probably get even more

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Speaker 1: and more intense, But anyway, Yep, Callie, Callie, miss McConnell.

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Speaker 1: He's out here. Um, I wonder if that will change

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Speaker 1: how he feels about whether that was treasonous or whether

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Speaker 1: Trump deserves to be impeached, the fact that somebody was

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Speaker 1: gone after his files. Um, probably not. Alonzo is trending,

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Speaker 1: Alonzo Ball. I'm assuming Alonzo bal he's trending. Uh you know,

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Speaker 1: because apparently he is on there. The Pelicans are like,

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Speaker 1: we're down to trade him and JJ Reddick. Damn. So

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Speaker 1: this is funny. There was a tweet that was just

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Speaker 1: pointing out to like, remember a second ago, like everybody

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Speaker 1: in the Ball family was in the league, and now

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Speaker 1: like that whole thing is just kind of falling apart.

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Speaker 1: Now it's not just Alonzo's he's up for trades. Uh

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Speaker 1: was le who's the youngest one? The Angelo he's like

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Speaker 1: in the G League is the youngest, the one who

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Speaker 1: just got drafted? Yeah? Really? Yeah? He had a oh

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Speaker 1: the middle one you mean the middle one? Oh yeah yeah,

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Speaker 1: and then LaMelo. Yeah the LaMelo is he's on the bench,

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Speaker 1: you know, I mean he's the youngest ever have a

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Speaker 1: triple double? Like he's he's got he shows flashes. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: absolutely so did Alonzo you know I I was. He

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Speaker 1: went to U C. L A. And I was there

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Speaker 1: like maybe this kid can do it and he didn't.

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Speaker 1: But feel you know, much much luck to you. I

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Speaker 1: mean he's they're playing in minutes interestingly, like he had

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Speaker 1: thirty he played thirty minutes in their last game. Um,

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Speaker 1: but that doesn't mean that they don't want to trade him.

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Speaker 1: But who's gonna be Yeah, I think it's just there's

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Speaker 1: an openness if you got something maybe maybe you know

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Speaker 1: I don't know who could. I wonder if there's a

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Speaker 1: team out there that could help help him realize his

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Speaker 1: full self, his full potential. Yeah, Kobe is trending. Obviously.

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Speaker 1: It is the one year anniversary of his death. Um,

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Speaker 1: which nothing really happened because we've all been locked up. Um.

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Speaker 1: like for NBA teams apparently because the family was asking

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Speaker 1: like we don't we're really asking to not to do that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it seems like Vanessa Bryant is asking people to you know,

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Speaker 1: death and just you know which I can, I can

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Speaker 1: fully appreciate and understand. Very traumatic. And then Mike Lindell

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Speaker 1: his trending uh in Happier News. Mike Lindell, Uh, he's

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Speaker 1: not with He's not with our girl. Jan Karkowski. Huh

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Speaker 1: m hmmm, So that was the Jan Kokowski Mike Lindell,

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Speaker 1: Uh hot hot gass was apparently false. They both were

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Speaker 1: like what no, um? I I am somewhat skeptical that

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Speaker 1: still it's oi'll highly suspect that he he was the

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Speaker 1: one who started that rumor. Oh no, not suing her, sorry,

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Speaker 1: suing the Daily Mail, rightfully, right, he's suing the Daily Mail.

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Speaker 1: But I also feel like of of the people, of

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Speaker 1: all the people who could have started such a rumor,

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Speaker 1: I feel like he would be the one that is

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Speaker 1: totally yeah, I would totally buy he planted this rumor

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Speaker 1: to completely distract from the fact that he was in

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Speaker 1: free fall. Uh. And then he got banned on Twitter

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Speaker 1: like he needed he needed something to kind of be like,

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Speaker 1: what the heck them? Oh wait, that guy sells pillows.

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Speaker 1: But he's also you know who would be cool me

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Speaker 1: and Jane Krakowski. Why why do you say? Sure? He

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Speaker 1: had a crush on her. Um. He is also a

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Speaker 1: notable Trump sycophant, and Trump has been known to spread

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Speaker 1: rumors about himself and then deny the rumors about himself,

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Speaker 1: so it uh, he has a chance to you know,

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Speaker 1: make up lies about himself that people will believe. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and and repeat them twice. I like, how you just

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Speaker 1: want seventy five? Yeah, like you know, maybe low hanging fruit.

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Speaker 1: It's like, no, no, no. The whole key to this

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Speaker 1: is your plant stories about yourself. Then you sue for liable,

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Speaker 1: but you do like under a hundred grand because that's

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Speaker 1: like nothing to them. When people get you talking, it's

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Speaker 1: a scam. Baby, I do this ship all the time. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: shout out to him. Uh, one of the worst people

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Speaker 1: we got America at the time when we got a

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Speaker 1: lot of bad ones. So you know, that's a highly

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Speaker 1: coveted position. And then Twitter dunked on you. We have

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Speaker 1: no Twitter anyway, So goodbye, goodbye. All right, those are

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Speaker 1: the things that are trending, uh this Tuesday afternoon. We

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Speaker 1: are back tomorrow with a whole last episode of the show.

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Speaker 1: Until then, be kind to each other, be kind to yourself,

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Speaker 1: wear a mask, wash your hands, stay inside, don't do

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Speaker 1: nothing about white supremacy, and we'll talk to you all tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: Bye bye,