Speaker 1: Everybody loves a game night, that's a fact. However, I
Speaker 1: feel like I have not been a part of a
Speaker 1: game night that doesn't turn hostile at some point. Dead Ass. Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm Cadine and we're the ellis Is. You may know
Speaker 1: us from posting funny videos with our boys and reading
Speaker 1: each other publicly as a form of therapy. Wait, I'll
Speaker 1: make you need therapy most days. Wow. And one more
Speaker 1: important thing to mention, we're married. We are. We created
Speaker 1: this podcast to open dialogue about some of life's most
Speaker 1: taboo topics, things most folks don't want to talk about
Speaker 1: through the lens of a millennium married couple. Dead As
Speaker 1: is the term that we say every day. So when
Speaker 1: we say dead ass, we're actually saying facts, the truth,
Speaker 1: the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. Were about
Speaker 1: to take phillow Talk to a whole new level. Dead
Speaker 1: Ass starts right now. So you know, I was thinking
Speaker 1: this time around for this show. You know, it'll be
Speaker 1: cool to do something kind of laid back. It's an
Speaker 1: evening session. Um. You know, game night is typically my
Speaker 1: thing to do when we get together with our friends,
Speaker 1: our homies. So I was typical, right right, that's the
Speaker 1: only thing missing from the scenario right now. But you
Speaker 1: know what, I don't even need no alcohol, you know,
Speaker 1: because our guest today is so lit that he's a
Speaker 1: whole ass drinking itself right. What you think? What you think?
Speaker 1: So today we have a special guest on this show,
Speaker 1: someone whose personality is so big that we we couldn't
Speaker 1: just you know, ask him questions to do a corny
Speaker 1: ask interview. We gotta switch it up for y'all so
Speaker 1: that we can bring the fullness of that who is
Speaker 1: Kid Fury? To dead ass? All right? How y'all feeling
Speaker 1: about that? So, so, if you're not familiar, if you've
Speaker 1: been under like a whole last rock for mad long,
Speaker 1: Kid Fury is a comedian and co host of the
Speaker 1: wildly popular podcast The Read along with Crystal West, the
Speaker 1: first podcast to ever put put us out. I got
Speaker 1: a few words shot a fact. The podcast features a
Speaker 1: queer black perspective on pop culture, politics, life, advice, everything
Speaker 1: in between, which has helped establish a cult following. All right,
Speaker 1: So Kid is known for his witty commentary, uh your
Speaker 1: quick responses to current issues. So today our producers put
Speaker 1: together a cool little game night for us. What's up? Kid,
Speaker 1: I'm so happy to see your face, even if it's
Speaker 1: just virtually, I'm so happy to do I love seeing
Speaker 1: do literally anything. You know. I've been such a big
Speaker 1: fan of y'all for such a long time, so whenever
Speaker 1: you call all either like, I want to say you're
Speaker 1: a Day one, that you've been a Day one since before.
Speaker 1: I think before I had a hundred thousand followers. I remember, Um,
Speaker 1: when I started posting more consistently, people was like, yo,
Speaker 1: the Read shouted y'all out, and I was like the
Speaker 1: Read and it was like, yo, it's a podcast. And
Speaker 1: at this time, I hadn't even known what the podcast was.
Speaker 1: This was going into two eighteen. It was going into
Speaker 1: two eighteen, and I was like, you know, I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't know what the podcast is. And then you
Speaker 1: asked us to come on the podcast, and um, we
Speaker 1: went on the podcast and I was like, Yo, this
Speaker 1: is wow. Like I had no idea all of this existed,
Speaker 1: but you mentioned us, and my following just started to grow,
Speaker 1: people coming look at my videos. But we appreciate you
Speaker 1: bro to Read for even giving us that platform. No,
Speaker 1: I promise you, I literally think about you all the time.
Speaker 1: You know, I sent you a little DM every now
Speaker 1: and again to be like, bro, I just appreciate you.
Speaker 1: I'm checking on you because I really feel like you
Speaker 1: guys kind of paved the way for us. Absolutely for sure.
Speaker 1: So y'all been doing a damn thing. We're proud of you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because you got some things going to though, you got
Speaker 1: some things going to Um, you just a litied the
Speaker 1: deal with Easter. He was talking to you. Talk a
Speaker 1: little bit about it. Talk a little bit about comedy album,
Speaker 1: talk about it. Yeah. Um. So Issa has a record
Speaker 1: label called The Radio, and she's also just been one
Speaker 1: of those creators that's been incredibly supportive, like forever and ever, um,
Speaker 1: and so she approached us, uh maybe it was definitely
Speaker 1: before the pandemic ship and she was like, listen, I
Speaker 1: love to do it like a comedy album with you guys.
Speaker 1: And we sat down with her and uh Manoni her
Speaker 1: partner over at the Radio, and started conceptualizing some stuff
Speaker 1: and we started recording. We have a lot more stuff
Speaker 1: to to do for it. It's gonna be a very
Speaker 1: interesting and unique project more than just comedy. I don't
Speaker 1: want to say it too much because I don't know
Speaker 1: if I can, but it's Um, it's been a lot
Speaker 1: of fun so far and got a lot more to
Speaker 1: work on for it, so hopefully we'll be out soon,
Speaker 1: I think for shooting for this year or something that
Speaker 1: does feel good. Does it feel good to have your
Speaker 1: hands in a different part other than the podcast, because
Speaker 1: I know that you have a wealth of talent, So
Speaker 1: how does it feels to be doing something different outside
Speaker 1: of the podcast? Realm um? Oh no, It's almost like
Speaker 1: it's like like a meal that you really like, but
Speaker 1: someone else prepared for you and you're just like, I know,
Speaker 1: I really like wings, but let me see what you know,
Speaker 1: what the flavor it is that you've got. Like it's
Speaker 1: it's familiar, but it's also really exciting because the format
Speaker 1: is new and the way that we're building it is new,
Speaker 1: and we have like new perspective and stuff from the
Speaker 1: radio team. So it's exciting because it's like what we
Speaker 1: have been doing, but in a fun new way with
Speaker 1: the resources and stuff. So I'm excited. So it's it's
Speaker 1: cool to see uh, millennials be successful and then broaden
Speaker 1: the horizon on what they can do to be successful
Speaker 1: because now I hear parents, you know, parents will say
Speaker 1: what you want to be when you grew up a influencer,
Speaker 1: a podcaster, and then a YouTube and kids are like, yes,
Speaker 1: they make like a lot of money. Like that's like
Speaker 1: a legitimate living out there, you know what I'm saying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So it's good to see you guys that. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: I remember being like when I was starting out on
Speaker 1: YouTube at like nineteen or something like that, and I'm
Speaker 1: living in my jamaking ass household and trying to explain
Speaker 1: to my parents. My mother was always like I don't
Speaker 1: get it, but I see you have passion, so like
Speaker 1: I get it. I'll support you. And my father was
Speaker 1: like he had more questions, what is YouTube? How is
Speaker 1: this sustainable? Art? Sure? And I had to like back
Speaker 1: it up, you know what I mean, Like I had
Speaker 1: to really put in the work and back it up.
Speaker 1: And finally when stuff started off, now you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like there are more like the
Speaker 1: generation after us, We'll likely have more people that be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I completely understand why you would want to make money
Speaker 1: on social media or you Yeah, I guarantee you. They're
Speaker 1: going to have college courses on youtubing, on podcast on influencing,
Speaker 1: I guarantee it, and they they're probably gonna do case
Speaker 1: studies on like you guys if this is where they
Speaker 1: started and this is what they did, because they have
Speaker 1: to find a way first to monetize what we create.
Speaker 1: So they're going to monetize and make it seem like
Speaker 1: they created and say these were the first YouTubers and
Speaker 1: has a formula. However, meanwhile, we was over here winging
Speaker 1: it out here, winging ship, and it's like throw it up?
Speaker 1: Is it stuck? Great? All right? That works? That works,
Speaker 1: But I feel you want that kid? My My father
Speaker 1: is still to this day is be like, so who
Speaker 1: exactly does write your chick? Is it you too? Who's who?
Speaker 1: Who exactly is YouTube? So yeah, I get it. I
Speaker 1: got all of those same questions too, and I answer
Speaker 1: them and then they forget. But they know that I'm
Speaker 1: not calling them and asking them for money. So I
Speaker 1: feel like that we ain't homeless definitely, right. In fact,
Speaker 1: I pitch every now and then I might actually, you know,
Speaker 1: help out where I can for something. Okay, alright, so
Speaker 1: today we're gonna do something a little fun. Our producers
Speaker 1: were trying to rock their brains to figure out what
Speaker 1: can we do that's fun with coild fury. I'm nervous.
Speaker 1: Are you nervous? Yes? Because the Nora and Trouble put
Speaker 1: this together, so we have no idea. We don't know what.
Speaker 1: We have no idea, so excluse us in advance, because
Speaker 1: we don't really know what we're about to jump into.
Speaker 1: They decided to put together a fish bowl of questions
Speaker 1: for us to choose at random, and each of us
Speaker 1: will get a chance to answer if the question applies. Okay,
Speaker 1: and they might have been drinking over here now that
Speaker 1: I think about it, because my wine rack is looking
Speaker 1: very big, so they might have been drinking. So I
Speaker 1: apologize in advance. We're not responsible for what's in this
Speaker 1: bowl right here. They asked me before if any question
Speaker 1: was off limits. Not said all right now, So Div's
Speaker 1: gonna go first, because chances are if we were at
Speaker 1: actual game night in person, you and I would be
Speaker 1: on the same team, because clearly we dressed alike. And
Speaker 1: that was not planned, y'all. That was not planning, down
Speaker 1: to the hat. So I'm feeling set up. I totally
Speaker 1: wouldn't not. I don't know what's in here. I promise
Speaker 1: you what Trouple said, everybody got to answer the question yes, everyone, whatever, Okay,
Speaker 1: you're trying. I was trying to make a team. I
Speaker 1: go from the strongest links. So here we the first one.
Speaker 1: He needs to be at home board. Name a sexual
Speaker 1: position or fantasy that you will never try or do. Oh, position, fantasy,
Speaker 1: sexual position or fantasy. So I know I will never
Speaker 1: do because my sexual partner won't let me do it
Speaker 1: because it was a fantasy or something. I'm asking, Is
Speaker 1: that what it is? Trouble sexual? Okay, so boom right.
Speaker 1: So here goes a sexual fantasy that I will never do.
Speaker 1: Um again, I will never do because on French UM,
Speaker 1: I would like to have a threesome again, but I
Speaker 1: know we can't do it now because we're married. We
Speaker 1: did in college. I'm gonna put it out there. I
Speaker 1: gonna put it out there. We didn't in college. We
Speaker 1: didn't in college, but we were not married at that time.
Speaker 1: So now that we're married, Kadan completely put the kabash
Speaker 1: on that, so I know it's never gonna happen again.
Speaker 1: Oh damn, I'm blushing. Guy. I was actually thinking threesomes
Speaker 1: for around the same reason. I feel like, but I
Speaker 1: totally get that though, Like I feel like that's something
Speaker 1: especially if I find my person and I'm comfortable like
Speaker 1: prior to like lifelong, like when we're early on and
Speaker 1: we're kind of like getting to know each other and
Speaker 1: like experiments together, I could see like getting that out
Speaker 1: of our system. And when it's lockdown, it's locked your
Speaker 1: memory and your imagination exactly. We can recall the time,
Speaker 1: we can reminisce on that time we had. But then
Speaker 1: again with me, I don't know if this is a
Speaker 1: well fantasy. Yes'm I'm with you on the three someomething,
Speaker 1: But in terms of a position, I just that there's
Speaker 1: a there's a entry way that I just rather not
Speaker 1: entertain anymore. So yeah, that's that's where I have no choice.
Speaker 1: That's just what it is. I'm just like, you know,
Speaker 1: kids exit only she completely put the kabash on that too. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I just we tried it. We tried it. I think
Speaker 1: one time when you was drunk, and even in her drunkness,
Speaker 1: she was like, she was like really quick. I was
Speaker 1: like listening, like, no, I just that's just one hole
Speaker 1: that will not entertain. You threw it a question away,
Speaker 1: all right, I'll pick down. You know, It's just one
Speaker 1: of those things, bro, this is a whole other one
Speaker 1: right there. I mean, you know what I mean, you
Speaker 1: got options, but I like that one, all right? So
Speaker 1: then we live. We agree on that, we agree on
Speaker 1: that tell us an embarrassing shitting or farting story at
Speaker 1: one What was going on with this team of ours
Speaker 1: that want me to go for one? So the shifting
Speaker 1: one I may have talked about in my podcast before,
Speaker 1: but it was like I think it was in first grade,
Speaker 1: and I like it was just terrible Miami Dade County
Speaker 1: Public School line. Like it was like cheap pizza and
Speaker 1: chocolate milk. Someone was like, oh, you gotta be up,
Speaker 1: and I just like pizza. I literally had to call
Speaker 1: my mom off work to come or whatever. It was
Speaker 1: a nightmare. Um. And then the farting one, unfortunately was
Speaker 1: as an adult. I was just gassy on a flight
Speaker 1: from l A to New York. But I was also
Speaker 1: like a sleep but like my fart kept waking me.
Speaker 1: And at once one point, like the fart that woked
Speaker 1: me up, like like I just woke up and I
Speaker 1: saw the woman sitting next to me, who was like
Speaker 1: a young black girl sitting next to me, was like
Speaker 1: cracking up. I think at that point I have been
Speaker 1: ripping them probably a while, but I woke up to
Speaker 1: her just like losing it, and I didn't even apologize,
Speaker 1: Like what do you want me to do at that point?
Speaker 1: You know, you have nowhere to go. You can't even
Speaker 1: exit at that point, You're just stuck. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: smell bad. But sometimes the sound effects are worse than
Speaker 1: the smell. You know, Yeah, I got what do you
Speaker 1: want to go with your shooting story? First? Good? Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll go the first left song. So, so I was
Speaker 1: on my way to Long Island to do makeup for
Speaker 1: a wedding, right, and got up that morning and with me,
Speaker 1: sometimes it's like a hit or miss thing when it comes.
Speaker 1: So coffee. Coffee can sometimes like send me all the
Speaker 1: way to the toilet or I'm I'm fine. Right. So
Speaker 1: this particular morning, um coming off of like a night
Speaker 1: of having like mad food, Like my grandmother came and cook,
Speaker 1: so I had like ox stir rice and piece this that.
Speaker 1: Normally in the morning, I'll get up and I'll poop
Speaker 1: and I'll be on my merry way. This particular morning,
Speaker 1: there was no poop. Fine, So I'm on my way
Speaker 1: to this client's house and I am about maybe twenty
Speaker 1: minutes shy of reaching her house, and I'm feeling it kicking,
Speaker 1: and it's kicking into the point where it's just like damn,
Speaker 1: like I'm turtle heading at this point now, right, turtle
Speaker 1: heading to the point where I'm like this this may
Speaker 1: not I may not last the twenty minutes. But then
Speaker 1: I also felt like it was one of them ships
Speaker 1: that was gonna come from like my spine. Right, So
Speaker 1: I was like, if I go to this girl's house
Speaker 1: and shipped at her house and like, say, there's like
Speaker 1: a toilet issue where it doesn't flush properly, then I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be mad embarrassed. Right. So I'm about ten minutes
Speaker 1: out and I'm like, I can't do this no more.
Speaker 1: Some i'thing in my mom's car. My mom having mad
Speaker 1: ship in her car, right, So I pull over on
Speaker 1: the side of the highway and it was kind of
Speaker 1: on a bend where I exited, right, So I pulled
Speaker 1: over and I'm like searching the back of her car
Speaker 1: or whatever. So I found a gallon size zip bag.
Speaker 1: I saw on the gallon side zip bag and she
Speaker 1: had like she had some like random like ship in it.
Speaker 1: So I was like, I'm about to shoot in it.
Speaker 1: So I turned the zip blog bag out, went to
Speaker 1: the side of the car, opened the passenger door, and
Speaker 1: I I pulled my pants down and I shipped in this.
Speaker 1: It's my bag. Okay, this is the woman I married, y'all.
Speaker 1: But I did not. I did not think, oh, I'm
Speaker 1: about to shoot. I need tissue at the same side, right,
Speaker 1: I can't believe I'm telling you all this. So at
Speaker 1: this point now because I took a ship in the
Speaker 1: zip blog bag, and then now I'm like, I gotta
Speaker 1: wipe myself, Like I can't go to this person's house
Speaker 1: with a shitty ass crack, right, I can't. It's gonna
Speaker 1: be itching and stinking. I'm gonna be there doing makeup
Speaker 1: for like six people. So of course I look at
Speaker 1: my mom's car and all this ship she got in there.
Speaker 1: There's no tissue. So a bitch took her sock off,
Speaker 1: and I wiped my ass with my sock. Yo, yo,
Speaker 1: you are savage, Joe. My wife is. I don't think
Speaker 1: I've ever told the ass with a sock took off
Speaker 1: my other sock for a second white because you know,
Speaker 1: you can't just wipe one time, and I just put
Speaker 1: everything in the ziplot bag and I threw it into
Speaker 1: the bushes and then I went on my memory way.
Speaker 1: But the relief that I felt after that, yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: never I've never heard this whole story. The relief that
Speaker 1: I felt after that with second to none. You I
Speaker 1: don't understand how quick thinking you know what I'm saying, Like,
Speaker 1: I actually commend that was quick on your ear. Talk
Speaker 1: about being being in a pinch. Yeah, I was in
Speaker 1: the pinch. So all the that I got the job done,
Speaker 1: I took a ship. I felt better. I got to
Speaker 1: her house. I felt like a legit ten pounds lighter,
Speaker 1: And of course I washed my hands and a stuff.
Speaker 1: When we're about that part wash my hands and all
Speaker 1: that and my mery way, Okay, shitty, sorry, y'all. That
Speaker 1: was we were getting really like they learned a lot
Speaker 1: about questions, had a three sim in college, and now
Speaker 1: you're just shipping on the side of the roll. What
Speaker 1: is going on? I'm just imagining the poor person that's
Speaker 1: cleaning the side of the highway. I'm glad that, Like,
Speaker 1: what really did you put the sock in the bath?
Speaker 1: I figured I might as well contain everything, and just
Speaker 1: like because then like I just like, how am I
Speaker 1: going to like take a bag of ship back in
Speaker 1: the car with me and then right with it somewhere
Speaker 1: like that looks bad? That was bad that. I'm sorry
Speaker 1: guys that I'm not ashamed of you. I had to
Speaker 1: do what happened? Did you did what? The other option
Speaker 1: was take a ship at her house and clog her toilet,
Speaker 1: or shipped on myself and just not do the job.
Speaker 1: So you got the money, though, you got to the
Speaker 1: bad baby right, well, at least, I mean your your
Speaker 1: story when you were a child, Okay, you know you,
Speaker 1: um my story I was grown as adult. Um I was.
Speaker 1: I had just got to the Lions. I was going
Speaker 1: in from my tryout, and I was nervous, so my
Speaker 1: stomach was like rumbling, like I'm like sweating, like rumbling.
Speaker 1: So the coaches up there talking and giving his speech
Speaker 1: about could be a part of the lines you know
Speaker 1: everybody's rob rob. My stomach is killing me. So in
Speaker 1: the middle of the speech, I'm like, yo, I go
Speaker 1: to the bathroom. So he's just like yeah. So I
Speaker 1: run to the bathroom and I picked the toilet, right,
Speaker 1: I going picking the toilet, I go sit down, I
Speaker 1: go to sit down on the toilet. I realized that
Speaker 1: there's no toilet bowl cover. So now I'm turtle heading,
Speaker 1: like kay describe, I'm turtle heading, right, And I go
Speaker 1: to put the toilet paper cover on there, and when
Speaker 1: I go to sit down, it falls into toilet. So
Speaker 1: now you know how when you're about to go to
Speaker 1: the bathroom, it gets closer and closer and closer. So
Speaker 1: now it's like about to come out. I turned around
Speaker 1: to get another piece of the toilet paper cover, and
Speaker 1: when I turned to put it down on the toilet
Speaker 1: paper explosion all over the door, all over the toilet
Speaker 1: paper holder. It's like just ship everywhere. So and I'm
Speaker 1: like oh, because I'm like yo, like I'm at the
Speaker 1: Lion's facility, like this is my dream, and this ship
Speaker 1: all over the thing. So then I didn't know what
Speaker 1: to do. I don't know how to start cleaning it up, right,
Speaker 1: So then I hear people about to come into the bathroom,
Speaker 1: so I just leave and I go into the next store.
Speaker 1: So I go into the next store, and I finished
Speaker 1: using the bathroom right, and I heard, you know, I'm
Speaker 1: just like you know, I'm like here people going going
Speaker 1: to the store, going to the or. So then I
Speaker 1: come out the store and the dude it goes in.
Speaker 1: He's like yo. So then I didn't know what to do,
Speaker 1: so I just act like I was shocked like he was.
Speaker 1: So when he opened and I was like, yo, who
Speaker 1: dad si, And he didn't think it was me because
Speaker 1: he just seen me come out this store. So I
Speaker 1: was like, yo, this is a yo, straight acting. So
Speaker 1: he's like yo, these rookies coming here, and I'm like
Speaker 1: this fucking that's disgusting. Whoever did that has no self respect?
Speaker 1: This is wrong. You want me to go get somebody.
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, go get the janitor. So I ran
Speaker 1: got the janitor and I made sure the janitor leeward
Speaker 1: was my me, and then they was in there and
Speaker 1: cleaning up, and then I just went and went back
Speaker 1: into the meeting. It was just kind of like but
Speaker 1: it was it was like it was like a like
Speaker 1: a ship tied eye all over the doors. Yeah, least
Speaker 1: I contained my ship and the ziplock bad. You had
Speaker 1: ships smeared all over these people, and you know, the
Speaker 1: nervous the nervous ships. The nervous ship. To me, that question,
Speaker 1: y'all s for that, y'all messed up for that. I
Speaker 1: would have never thought like it's like they new that's
Speaker 1: what they want ourselves. They can't get no more worse
Speaker 1: than shitty and threesomes in college. I mean, listen at
Speaker 1: this rate, never same ever true or false? The size
Speaker 1: of the hands tell you about the size of the penis.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't know because I don't. I don't I don't
Speaker 1: shake hands and then look at penises. That would be
Speaker 1: a woman question. I look at penises and and stuff
Speaker 1: like that, but it's hard to get like a gauge.
Speaker 1: I mean, I haven't seen many penises in my life, unfortunately,
Speaker 1: um to be able to tell. But I don't know.
Speaker 1: What do you think kids? Is that true or false?
Speaker 1: I've never taken the time to give a damn like
Speaker 1: a little surprise to compare the right, Like, first of all,
Speaker 1: they just scientifically can't be accurate. But like you never,
Speaker 1: I don't necessarily know that. I want to be like, oh,
Speaker 1: this must mean that saying something for the imagination, he's surprised.
Speaker 1: You know, find out what you're gonna get when you
Speaker 1: get there. But why not to do all the measuring
Speaker 1: versus hands and stuff like that, and then you have
Speaker 1: a nigga with like King Kong hands and like a
Speaker 1: toy story penis, and then you're like all mad at
Speaker 1: what the internet? Right? Are you mad at? Like the
Speaker 1: Old Wives tale? Then you set yourself from disappointed and
Speaker 1: then what does that look like? Like a King Kong hand,
Speaker 1: like holding a toy story penis? That must be a
Speaker 1: little off putting too. I mean I was just like
Speaker 1: gauge looking at like you know, when Gray sweats Pants
Speaker 1: season comes in, and you know you kind of like
Speaker 1: you pair hands to penis. Thought no, I wouldn't say
Speaker 1: I do that too, And then it's kind of like
Speaker 1: a false equivalence at that point, because it's like a
Speaker 1: penis and sweatpants just walking around versus like an erect penis,
Speaker 1: like two different things, you know what I mean? Some
Speaker 1: people growers, some people are growers, and some people are
Speaker 1: just like what swellers. I don't know what what category
Speaker 1: does that go into? I don't know. I think people
Speaker 1: would look at me weird if if I was giving
Speaker 1: people my ideas on the plethors of penises. That's just
Speaker 1: not mine. That's not it's not my it's not my
Speaker 1: foe tail Like I don't meet man and be like, hey,
Speaker 1: hand shake, let me see what you're in the locker
Speaker 1: room or whatever. Like was there ever like somebody that
Speaker 1: you walk past and you're just like WHOA, But well,
Speaker 1: I mean I wouldn't even even if you did in passing,
Speaker 1: like in the locker room saying I don't think a
Speaker 1: nigger would be like but his hands that's like, that's
Speaker 1: a perfect example. That's that's a perfect example. You never
Speaker 1: see a man because in the locker room. Of course,
Speaker 1: dudes be naked in the locker room, but like you said,
Speaker 1: you never look at the dude and see his penis
Speaker 1: and then be like, let me see if his hands match.
Speaker 1: That's just because if you're a Peter Gazer in the
Speaker 1: locker room, don't nobody like a Peter Gazer, Like nobody
Speaker 1: just wants you staring at my penis, Okay, not to stare,
Speaker 1: but say, for example, just because you've been in the
Speaker 1: locker room with men, for example, and has there ever
Speaker 1: been somebody that you're just like, WHOA, I didn't expect
Speaker 1: for him to like have that, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: like eiven him have like a really large quinness or
Speaker 1: like that is that is that is a different that's
Speaker 1: a completely different question. But um, but if you did,
Speaker 1: if you did feel that way, what would it be
Speaker 1: based on hands, attitude or just like the size of
Speaker 1: the guy, or like a shorter guy having a bigger
Speaker 1: dick versus like a really big dude that you thought
Speaker 1: would have a big dig and he don't. Here here's
Speaker 1: the truth. As a head of a sexual man, when
Speaker 1: you walk into the locker room, you're not even looking
Speaker 1: to compare penises. That's not even my that's not even
Speaker 1: my thing. Like, I'm not into penises, So I I
Speaker 1: legitimately don't walk around and saying like let me see
Speaker 1: who's you know what I'm saying. But but as a
Speaker 1: homosexual man, it's also like not there's not like a
Speaker 1: I okay, I would say if anything that I can
Speaker 1: think of it, there's anything that might you might like
Speaker 1: attribute size to in terms of presentation outside of nudity.
Speaker 1: It might be like big dick energy like that, just
Speaker 1: maybe an energy that you get from someone that's like
Speaker 1: we talked about that, We talk about that all the time.
Speaker 1: It's just a confidence that he exudes that he's just
Speaker 1: like he thinks he's all that because he knows he
Speaker 1: has a big dick that I'm about to say, because
Speaker 1: Donald Trump. Donald Trump exudes someone who thinks he has
Speaker 1: a big dig but we ain't gonna know. But then
Speaker 1: sometimes you're like, oh, I ain't got a little dick
Speaker 1: because he's just because you know, little man complex, little
Speaker 1: man complex. But then you got big dig energy. Sometimes
Speaker 1: they you know, they're not mutually exclusive. And then people
Speaker 1: don't be delusional. It's too so it's just light man
Speaker 1: like you think you must think you be packing because
Speaker 1: I know my some of my girlfriends have said that
Speaker 1: they've been let down from somebody who they thought was
Speaker 1: talking to all the talk, that they had, all this stuff,
Speaker 1: and then they got to doing to do and they've
Speaker 1: been severely disappointed. So don't set yourself up a disappointment.
Speaker 1: That's the lesson here. Don't look at hand, don't look
Speaker 1: at hands. Hands are for shaking. Okay, have you ever
Speaker 1: thought a friend's kid was ugly? I'm answering this questions friendships.
Speaker 1: Y'all y'all gonna mess up friends. Okay, so maybe maybe not.
Speaker 1: Can we can we alter it a bit and just say, like,
Speaker 1: have you seen a child that you thought was ugly?
Speaker 1: Maybe that's not what the question is you have to
Speaker 1: answer the question. Luckily, my friends are cute, so I
Speaker 1: don't I don't want to say that. I don't think
Speaker 1: I have had any friends whose kids are ugly. I mean,
Speaker 1: you know, sometimes in that newborn phase, the kids might
Speaker 1: look a little like alien ish or like, you know,
Speaker 1: when they have to kind of grow into theirselfs, they
Speaker 1: look kind of really really skinny slim, so they have
Speaker 1: to kind of plump up a bit. So, you know,
Speaker 1: I feel like it takes a baby like three months
Speaker 1: to cook right, to look outside the bomb, to settle
Speaker 1: into their So I mean, so that means which one
Speaker 1: of your friends got a ugly baby? It's not what
Speaker 1: the question. I didn't say which one they asked you
Speaker 1: ever thought? So, this is my thing. I don't think
Speaker 1: everybody is attractive. I don't babies and in adults. I
Speaker 1: don't think every human I see is attractive. So when
Speaker 1: people who I don't think are attractive mate with other
Speaker 1: people who I don't think are attractive, and then they
Speaker 1: have babies, you know, I'm not the type of persons
Speaker 1: won't be like, oh, I'm gonna just be like I'm
Speaker 1: glad the baby's health from Yeah, tell me you've never
Speaker 1: been able to people to have I have known to
Speaker 1: want to attract people to have really cute babies, and
Speaker 1: I don't know how it's uh, And I feel like
Speaker 1: maybe they don't stay cute like I think once they
Speaker 1: like hit puberty or whatever, it's like, oh there, like
Speaker 1: sometimes they but like I don't think I have friends
Speaker 1: that have kids I don't think are cute. But I
Speaker 1: have known people that I would not call friends that
Speaker 1: have had kids that I don't think are you don't
Speaker 1: just said you don't blame the child. Thank you, you
Speaker 1: don't blame the child. Just say you don't hang out
Speaker 1: with ugly people. Though yes I wouldn't, they wouldn't really
Speaker 1: roll in those circles. But I do agree with you kids.
Speaker 1: I've seen some people, like even just in pageant days
Speaker 1: when I used to compete back in the day, I
Speaker 1: would see a girl on stage like a beautiful girl,
Speaker 1: and then you see her parents and you're just like, WHOA,
Speaker 1: how did they make her a? And B is that
Speaker 1: going to be her future? She could be scary for somebody,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? So I would tread lightly
Speaker 1: if I was somebody pursuing like they say showed me
Speaker 1: the person's mother, showed me the person's father. That might
Speaker 1: be an indicator of what you have to look forward
Speaker 1: to decades from now. I'll also say this, the unattractiveness
Speaker 1: also comes with facial expressions. If people like some people
Speaker 1: walking around with like a scowl, you know, like they
Speaker 1: just they just you know, like what you think like
Speaker 1: that for you know what they just mean, you know,
Speaker 1: just mean scowl and they just look ugly. And then
Speaker 1: you see their kids and their kids smile and you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: you know, you look like facial oppressions and the way
Speaker 1: that you choose that hold your face like that passes down.
Speaker 1: It's not like kids will hold their face the same
Speaker 1: way you choose to. I don't know why. So if
Speaker 1: you make your that is true. Because when one of
Speaker 1: my aunts in law was pregnant, she was just was
Speaker 1: not the most pleasant person to be around. She just
Speaker 1: always seemed really unhappy. She was like always scowling, and
Speaker 1: everyone would just like, you know, you know, smile, smile,
Speaker 1: and she'll be like, you know, and then the baby
Speaker 1: came out looking just like her, scowling the entire time,
Speaker 1: and it was like, I remember, my grandmother is saying
Speaker 1: a lot of his mercy, we have to go smile
Speaker 1: for this baby. Smile for this baby, because it's like
Speaker 1: now the baby's out. Let's hope that the energy transfers
Speaker 1: from smiling. Have your whole family wondering on who you
Speaker 1: talk about right now? You know she grown out, but
Speaker 1: she's so a kid. What happened at one time? You
Speaker 1: got way too drunk or high? How long can we
Speaker 1: do the show today? Okay? Lately? All right? So the
Speaker 1: last time I was drunk high, I um for whatever reason,
Speaker 1: I was like, I want to tweet something really positive
Speaker 1: and inspirational. And I tried to do that, but apparently
Speaker 1: it sounded very morbid because I was just like life
Speaker 1: is short and it's very hard pushed through you got it.
Speaker 1: I don't remember what that profound sat right, but I
Speaker 1: thought like, yeah, I've touched someone today. And then I
Speaker 1: got like sticks back to bad calls from friends and
Speaker 1: family that were like, are you okay? I got text
Speaker 1: messages from like like co workers, peers, people I'm inspired
Speaker 1: by that were like, you mean so much to the community,
Speaker 1: don't do it? And I was and I'm drunk off
Speaker 1: my answering like what why is everybody calling me, and
Speaker 1: finally I realized that everybody thought that I'd like, you
Speaker 1: need a suicide note? Are you kidding? One? This was
Speaker 1: like three weeks ago. Still there, I got to go
Speaker 1: see what this note is? How long ago was it? Yesterday?
Speaker 1: We love you. Usually when I'm like really fucked up,
Speaker 1: I either like say a joke that's stupid, or I
Speaker 1: fight or I scream help uncontrollably. I love that. So
Speaker 1: this one time Deval and I I knew he's gonna
Speaker 1: tell the story, which about the brownie. Okay, so you know,
Speaker 1: I'm not like heavy and like the smoking part of it,
Speaker 1: but it's like give me a little something that I
Speaker 1: can eat and you know, partaking, and I'll do it. Right.
Speaker 1: So this one particular time, we were at a friend's
Speaker 1: house and this this particular friend and her husband. They
Speaker 1: have five children, right, we had our three boys at
Speaker 1: the house. So we're chilling, we're barbecue and having a
Speaker 1: good time or whatever. So you know, our friend goes
Speaker 1: and just like yo, um, I got this brownie. Though,
Speaker 1: I got this brownie. So I was like, okay, so
Speaker 1: I kid you not. The piece of the brownie was
Speaker 1: like mad little It was like small like this, you know.
Speaker 1: So I was like, oh, okay, whatever, no big deal.
Speaker 1: So Deval and I both took a piece of the brownie.
Speaker 1: I should have known something was that when they didn't
Speaker 1: eat the brownie, they just gave it to us. So
Speaker 1: it was almost like some experimental ship that it was
Speaker 1: just like, oh, I'm gonna see obviously, how funked up
Speaker 1: I can get these niggs over here. Because so we
Speaker 1: ate the brownie and me being like I was like,
Speaker 1: 't that brownie bodied it? Brownie ain't do ship good.
Speaker 1: I was like, did I get your weight? Because I
Speaker 1: saw at one point his eyes looked a little glossy
Speaker 1: or whatever else. You'll get your weight. I was smoking
Speaker 1: the pin before that. I was smoking, and that's how
Speaker 1: we ended up getting to the brownie cause I was like, man,
Speaker 1: this pen really ain't doing nothing for me. And he's like,
Speaker 1: I got something a little more. Then he got the brownie.
Speaker 1: When he got the brownie, so I see he's a
Speaker 1: little glossy or whatever, I was like, don't worry, babe,
Speaker 1: I got you to know. If anything, I'll drive home,
Speaker 1: you know, enjoy yourself. You know, I got I got
Speaker 1: the kids. So then we proceeded to go into the
Speaker 1: backyard just to kind of get some fresh air, and
Speaker 1: Dival and I were literally sitting side by side alongside
Speaker 1: each other, like like shoulder the shoulder, like hands in
Speaker 1: our laps, and then all of a sudden, everything just
Speaker 1: was like moving in slow motion. So imagine eight kids
Speaker 1: kids at one time on the deck. Mommy, daddy, why
Speaker 1: do you look like? Everything was in't like slow motion?
Speaker 1: And it was dragged out, and I remember my friends saying,
Speaker 1: are you like It was just like I was in
Speaker 1: some sort of trence. I could hear my heart beat.
Speaker 1: I thought I was gonna die. I could hear my
Speaker 1: heartbeat coming out of my chest. So I was like,
Speaker 1: I gotta go lay down. Me and K went to
Speaker 1: go lay down, and I took the brownie first, and
Speaker 1: then you know, you took the brownie first. You took
Speaker 1: the brownie first, and then I took the brownie. We
Speaker 1: go to lay down, and then finally we get up
Speaker 1: and we're like, yo, we gotta drive the kids home
Speaker 1: back home. And it was like a panic for a second,
Speaker 1: but then I was but then I was convincing myself like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm good, Like I'm good. I was like this is mental,
Speaker 1: Like you can't give me no brownie thing that's gonna
Speaker 1: take me out all night. I was like, I'm I'm good,
Speaker 1: so and listen, I do not we do not condone
Speaker 1: driving under the influence or while in toxic for anybody
Speaker 1: trying to show up to my children. But we had
Speaker 1: three kids, and we had to get back home exactly.
Speaker 1: And this was like at least two hours later because
Speaker 1: we slept and everything. And I got up and I
Speaker 1: was like, good, so let's go. We get in the car, kid,
Speaker 1: and I kid, you not codem thought she was moving.
Speaker 1: She's like, I'm gonna get us home, right. She thought
Speaker 1: she was moving right. We're on the highway right, and
Speaker 1: she's like she's blinking a lot, and she's like it's like,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm going straight right, I'm going straight right, I'm
Speaker 1: going straight right. I'm like yeah, yeah, yeah. She's like,
Speaker 1: I'm going I'm going to speed limit right, She's going
Speaker 1: fifteen miles p our kids fifteen. But I was so
Speaker 1: afraid that I was just like, yeah, baby, going to
Speaker 1: speed limit. She didn't go no faster. It took us
Speaker 1: forever to get home, and she in the middle lane
Speaker 1: because she don't want to draw no attention doing fifteen
Speaker 1: miles per hour on the highway. Cars is flying by us, honking,
Speaker 1: and she's just like, she's like, why the honking. I'm
Speaker 1: like the baby, don't worry about them and focus focus.
Speaker 1: She drove straight fifteen miles per hour from there all
Speaker 1: the way home, and and in my mind I was
Speaker 1: completely fine. But I guess like the mind over matters
Speaker 1: ship did not apply in this, and I didn't want
Speaker 1: to alert her because if I was mad calm, he
Speaker 1: was like, you got this, baby guy. So I thought
Speaker 1: I was good because I was like, here he was
Speaker 1: telling me I'm good. I feel like I'm good, and
Speaker 1: I just was not good apparently, but prayed the entire
Speaker 1: way like, Lord, I will never eat another brownie from
Speaker 1: these people ever again. And that's the last time. That's
Speaker 1: the last time we ever ever did an edible wheel.
Speaker 1: What was your wackiest sexual experience? M hm hmm, wackiest
Speaker 1: sexual experience? I got one, and this is in this
Speaker 1: is in no way to be racially divisive, but I
Speaker 1: just I don't understand why you're laughing. But I had
Speaker 1: sex with the white girl and it was like it
Speaker 1: was like a porn because she was just doing a
Speaker 1: lot of like groaning and saying things. But it just
Speaker 1: wasn't like hitting the way she expected it to hit,
Speaker 1: you know. It was just like yeah, yeah, yeah, And
Speaker 1: I was just and I was kind of like the soundtrack, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was like yeah yeah, And it was kind of
Speaker 1: turning me off, like it was you know, you know
Speaker 1: how you ever said somebody's turning you off. So I
Speaker 1: know for a fact that I wasn't even like hitting
Speaker 1: it like that because I was turned off. But she
Speaker 1: was like oh no, and I was just like all right,
Speaker 1: all right, I'm I'm done. So I ended up like
Speaker 1: faking like organs and I was like, oh, okay, got
Speaker 1: to go. And I got out of there, and I
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, that might be that might be the
Speaker 1: last time might ever do anything like that. Like I
Speaker 1: just and I'm not trying to be racially divide, but
Speaker 1: this is why that was like your white girl spirits. Yes.
Speaker 1: I was always kind of like, I'm I'm good with this,
Speaker 1: You're good. Yes, I'm gonna stick with my women of
Speaker 1: color because it's just a little bit more there, you know,
Speaker 1: a little bit more spice. You know. It was pretty better. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. It was more authentic. Yeah. Also,
Speaker 1: like the cheetens, the cheecken wasn't there. She didn't have
Speaker 1: like the over ask. Yeah, I like when the ass
Speaker 1: hit the lower back when you hit it and they'd
Speaker 1: be like specks. It wasn't there. There was no splicet
Speaker 1: so there was. When she bent over, it was just
Speaker 1: like two hit bones in my pelvis. That didn't feel
Speaker 1: good either. So I was kind of like, damn, I
Speaker 1: can't do to no ask. That was a whole turn off.
Speaker 1: She did, but I tried it because my homeboy, my
Speaker 1: homeboys in college, was like, yo, if you fuck a
Speaker 1: girl with no ass, you get more, You get to
Speaker 1: feel more because you don't chick that guy ass. Sometimes
Speaker 1: they asked just be black, right, So because I had asked, Now,
Speaker 1: this is the funny thing is the whole conversation happened
Speaker 1: in the locker room, right. The white boys was asking
Speaker 1: us like, man, how do you like these girls with
Speaker 1: these you know, these big butts, like these black with
Speaker 1: these big butts. And I was just like, what do
Speaker 1: you mean? And they were just like, yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: it's just too much. You know, I'd rather have a
Speaker 1: little tight, but you know, and I was like, why,
Speaker 1: it's like you get more, you get to feel more.
Speaker 1: So I ain't gonna lie. I was young. I was like,
Speaker 1: I want to try and see what they are, what
Speaker 1: they're talking about. It just was not for me, Like
Speaker 1: I like the SPCE, this is why our food tasted different. Thing,
Speaker 1: we just do things different. That's okay, we do things different.
Speaker 1: And oh, how the white tables have turned? How many
Speaker 1: white boys still saving see that? They don't say that
Speaker 1: no more because you see them now. You see them now,
Speaker 1: like because in college we're talking about two thousand and three.
Speaker 1: I was eighteen. That hasn't one two thousand three, two
Speaker 1: thousand four vibe. That's like that early New Line cinema.
Speaker 1: You're right, that's when Cameron Diaz the most beautiful woman, Angela,
Speaker 1: Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Anderston. Yeah, that's what they were into.
Speaker 1: Is it's not like the animal. Oh my god, that's hilarious.
Speaker 1: I don't know that I've ever had like a super
Speaker 1: whack one. I think they probably the wackiest experience once
Speaker 1: was problem that like the first thing comes to mind
Speaker 1: was like after a night at the club with an
Speaker 1: X mine I was mad at the nigger for some
Speaker 1: reason and still decided to have sex, and so I
Speaker 1: sort of just let it happen while hating him the
Speaker 1: whole time and also sort of like fake. And then
Speaker 1: you know, the nigger didn't want to leave, like refused
Speaker 1: to be like no no, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, I hear you. I don't think I've had
Speaker 1: a wax sexual experience. I mean, probably the wackiest one
Speaker 1: I've ever had was like just losing my virginity to
Speaker 1: think about that, Like nobody, like neither of us knew
Speaker 1: what the hell we were doing, and it was just awkward.
Speaker 1: I was. So it was just like that awkwardness of like,
Speaker 1: first of all, running through your mind, shouldn't even be
Speaker 1: doing this, Oh my god, my mom is probably at
Speaker 1: the door. Like there's just so many things that go
Speaker 1: through your head. You feel guilty, you feel like I
Speaker 1: should be waiting for marriage, I'm going to go to hell,
Speaker 1: and then being conflicted with like, but I really like
Speaker 1: this guy and he don't really know what he's doing
Speaker 1: and he's nervous. So that was probably the wackiest one.
Speaker 1: I'm sure most people who've had their you know, virginity
Speaker 1: stories probably been like that ship was like the worst,
Speaker 1: but like, yeah, my virginity, My virginity story was pretty
Speaker 1: wack too. But it also makes me think, like now
Speaker 1: it was an adult, I wish it would have been
Speaker 1: with a more mature, older woman who knew what she
Speaker 1: was doing. So I knew what I was doing. I
Speaker 1: had no clue what I was doing. I just washed
Speaker 1: a bunch of porn and it was just like, there
Speaker 1: goes that cousins told me what to do. Your cousin.
Speaker 1: My cousins told me. They told me what to do,
Speaker 1: and then it was over. And about I say, about
Speaker 1: twenty six seconds that first time you get up in there,
Speaker 1: boy boy, oh my god, it's the whole New world.
Speaker 1: You're like, wow, Wow, this is what black people used
Speaker 1: to cure all illnesses and diseases. Ginger Real Tussing Robot,
Speaker 1: that was my second one, Tussing, Robert Tussing. I was
Speaker 1: gonna say, saltee or vix vix, saltine crackers. The price
Speaker 1: is right, ginger Real Robot, here we go. You can
Speaker 1: cure anything that's a fag. And if you're a Jamaican
Speaker 1: or from a West Indian household, you could throw some
Speaker 1: bush tea in there. Well, eucalyptus on. Honey, there you go.
Speaker 1: Your mother with the eucalypt was that the eucalyptus up
Speaker 1: this oil. So we had COVID earlier in the year.
Speaker 1: You know what her mother had us doing sniffing eucalypt
Speaker 1: this oil over hot hot water and lemon and orange peels.
Speaker 1: It worked. God, you know, Thank God. I don't believe
Speaker 1: COVID even touched my parents doorstep at any time. Every
Speaker 1: time I would call them, my mother is in the
Speaker 1: kitchen boiling some herbs and spices or whatever, and with
Speaker 1: the towel, you come up there sweating like this. And
Speaker 1: after that I started doing like poor extractions. I was like,
Speaker 1: this is a whole facially one. You might as well
Speaker 1: the time take advantage of the town. Yeah, that's a fact.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. All right, kids, you're gonna stick around
Speaker 1: with us. We're gonna take a quick break, get into
Speaker 1: some listening letters after we paid some bills. All right,
Speaker 1: so we're back, and I have a quick question about
Speaker 1: listening letters. Y'all do listening to letters on y'all show, right, yep,
Speaker 1: every week? Because somebody said to me somebody said to me, yo,
Speaker 1: ya should change your name for listening to letters because
Speaker 1: y'all stole that from the read And I was like, well,
Speaker 1: we ain't trying to steal nothing from the ready y'all got.
Speaker 1: Y'all got some letters from the listeners. They said, come on,
Speaker 1: another's be creative, come up with something different. You stole that,
Speaker 1: give us a suggestion. Then that's the case. I don't
Speaker 1: know why, what do you want us to call it?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I just want to make it clear
Speaker 1: since we have kids on here, there's no there's no
Speaker 1: love lost between us and the read that we stole
Speaker 1: listening to letters like y'all call it the reading that
Speaker 1: actually will be literally they are right exactly on this
Speaker 1: listening letter here is a book, and we'll be asked
Speaker 1: for they send us like a snure like chapters. Okay,
Speaker 1: because we at one time said, you know what, guys,
Speaker 1: give us some more context, and now they're like, giving
Speaker 1: us the whole song and go for the first one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I bet first and foremost. I love your family videos
Speaker 1: in this podcast has become my new guilty pleasure. Thank
Speaker 1: you so much. I endore watching you all and enjoy
Speaker 1: watching you all It gives me hope that falling in
Speaker 1: love with your best friend is real and can happen.
Speaker 1: I would like to remain anonymous, so you shall if
Speaker 1: you can, to protect my identity. Oh gosh, I wonder
Speaker 1: what's happening here. Last year I lost the love of
Speaker 1: my life. She was separated and one day she left me,
Speaker 1: and she ended up choosing to be with another woman,
Speaker 1: not her wife. She told me after a bait after
Speaker 1: birthday trip we took for my birthday. We got back
Speaker 1: from the trip and the next day she was a stranger.
Speaker 1: She told me she needed time to reevaluate things. A
Speaker 1: week later, I received devastating news and I am h
Speaker 1: s V one and h s V two positive. I
Speaker 1: immediately revealed the news to her. She was tested, and
Speaker 1: then a week later she found out she was also positive.
Speaker 1: She didn't tell a soul. I looked up every person
Speaker 1: I had ever had relations with, male and female. There
Speaker 1: was also one person i'd ever i'd ever had sex. Oh,
Speaker 1: there's only one person I've ever had sex with that
Speaker 1: I actually saw something in their generals and they denied
Speaker 1: it when I reached out. I hadn't slept with that
Speaker 1: person in years and no breakout to nothing as prom
Speaker 1: my o b g y N. It is common for
Speaker 1: this virus to live dormant in your body. Up and
Speaker 1: sixty people in the world have it and have no
Speaker 1: systems or symptoms of outbreaks. It is only continuous if
Speaker 1: you have relations. During an outbreak, I felt my life
Speaker 1: was overlost my best friend, the love of my life,
Speaker 1: and my outlook on life. I attempted suicide. Oh man,
Speaker 1: come on shorty, and started therapy to try to cope.
Speaker 1: I just couldn't see pass my life after that call
Speaker 1: from the dock and losing the strongest romantic connection of
Speaker 1: my life. This woman was my best friend and now
Speaker 1: we are nothing. Now I have guilty. Now I have
Speaker 1: guilt because the new girl is not aware of my
Speaker 1: ex girlfriend's status, and it eats me up because that's
Speaker 1: not right, and that's not how That's how I ended
Speaker 1: up in this predicament. Someone didn't tell me, and one
Speaker 1: sexual encounter and changed my life. I had a I
Speaker 1: made a choice to always share my status even though
Speaker 1: the other person may not want anything to do with
Speaker 1: me after that. Yes, it's terrifying dating with this STD
Speaker 1: and it has a large stigmatized image attached to the diagnosis.
Speaker 1: I literally have nightmares about the truth being revealed. What
Speaker 1: if the girl tries to hurt me or my exes family?
Speaker 1: When is when it's too soon to reveal that I
Speaker 1: have it or too late? Any advice you could you
Speaker 1: would help. I'm confused for a second. So she she
Speaker 1: was with this girl the STD from her, and now
Speaker 1: the girl has moved on, and she doesn't know if
Speaker 1: the girl told the new person that she has the STD,
Speaker 1: and she doesn't. She pretty much doesn't know when is
Speaker 1: the right time to tell new people in her life.
Speaker 1: She hasn't told she's moved on as well, but she
Speaker 1: hasn't told the new girl in her life. And she
Speaker 1: said she was up front with people and tell them
Speaker 1: even if it means that they won't be with her.
Speaker 1: She says she will like to be, but she says
Speaker 1: she's this new girl is new, So when is the
Speaker 1: right time to tell people that one is the right time? Well,
Speaker 1: one is the right time? Any advice for her kids?
Speaker 1: I mean, as far as I'm concerned, UM, I think
Speaker 1: that prior to you having sex, the right time is
Speaker 1: when you're ready, you know. Um, I don't think it's
Speaker 1: something like I think that some people I believe who
Speaker 1: have certain like S T I S or whatever and
Speaker 1: know that they're stigmatized for it or whatever, they kind
Speaker 1: of feel like when they're when they start dating someone,
Speaker 1: it needs to be like date one information, like you
Speaker 1: need to come out of the box and be like
Speaker 1: this is a thing because it might be a deal
Speaker 1: breaker or so I want to get it out of
Speaker 1: the way now. And I don't know that that's necessarily true. Um,
Speaker 1: I've never had that conversation with anyone, and I want it.
Speaker 1: I can think of it as ever directly had the
Speaker 1: conversation with me. So I'm really working off of like
Speaker 1: how I feel like I would feel, and it's something,
Speaker 1: but I personally feel like it isn't necessarily owed to
Speaker 1: me when we start dating, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: But obviously, if you're going to have sex, it should
Speaker 1: be a conversation that you have prior to that. I
Speaker 1: guess the fare would be the fair would be that
Speaker 1: you are dating someone, you didn't disclose it, You're going
Speaker 1: a couple of dates, you guys are really feeling each other,
Speaker 1: and then it gets to the point where you do
Speaker 1: feel like you want to then have sexual relations somebody
Speaker 1: with somebody, and then you have to lay that news
Speaker 1: on there, So it's almost like a set up for
Speaker 1: disappointment possibly, or do you feel like you're wasting your time?
Speaker 1: I feel like, okay, when you're dating someone, right, it
Speaker 1: doesn't automatically mean you're gonna have sex. So I'm not
Speaker 1: going to disclose my personal business to someone who I
Speaker 1: don't even if I like enough to to have my
Speaker 1: personal business. So date won some people, but some people
Speaker 1: will probably say, okay, date when you realize you like
Speaker 1: this person. If you continue to go on dates with
Speaker 1: them and you don't tell them and then it gets
Speaker 1: to the sex part, now you've wasted their time. If
Speaker 1: they chose that they don't want to move forward on
Speaker 1: dating because you have this STDR s t I. So
Speaker 1: for me, it's like you damned if you do, you
Speaker 1: damned if you don't. But you get one life. As
Speaker 1: long as you're clear with someone when you're ready, like
Speaker 1: like kids said, when you're ready, I think that's the
Speaker 1: most important. And as long as you don't put someone
Speaker 1: in danger by just by having sex without disclosing beforehand,
Speaker 1: that's that's cool. In time, know, there's no right A
Speaker 1: long time it's when you're ready. It's your body as
Speaker 1: long as you don't put no one in danger. So
Speaker 1: I agree with your kids, you're not really wasting anybody's time.
Speaker 1: But you know, disclosing that sex whenever, because you could
Speaker 1: go on four great dates and then before you go
Speaker 1: to have sex to find out that like they don't
Speaker 1: page house support or the right or they have big
Speaker 1: hands and their print is small, like you know, something
Speaker 1: like that. The funny thing is that's but that's a
Speaker 1: great perspective that we don't often think about. Right when
Speaker 1: you think about st d S or s t I S.
Speaker 1: It's like you got to tell right away because you
Speaker 1: could be wasting somebody's time. But he just brought up
Speaker 1: a good point. You may have gone four and five
Speaker 1: or six days, go to the house and realize they're
Speaker 1: fucking dirty and decided I don't want to have sex
Speaker 1: with this person, and they had nothing to do with
Speaker 1: an STD. We we decide whether or not we want
Speaker 1: to not have sex with someone for so many reasons.
Speaker 1: We can't just say that this is the only reason
Speaker 1: that's going to matter. So that's a good perspective that
Speaker 1: I have you thought about. Yeah, well, good luck to
Speaker 1: Jesus all right now. Number two and last, but not least,
Speaker 1: absolutely love you guys and the influence you guys have
Speaker 1: on your audience, especially during these times. Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: My boyfriend and I have been together for two years.
Speaker 1: He is about to be thirty, and I'm He has
Speaker 1: three children before we met. I have not graduated college
Speaker 1: yet yet college yet, still pursuing, but I do work
Speaker 1: for the New York City Department of Education and make
Speaker 1: very good money to pay for my own car, travel
Speaker 1: and help my mom out. He does not have a
Speaker 1: college degree, jumps from job to job, and has no
Speaker 1: skill set for budgeting and saving money, so of course
Speaker 1: that means I've been paying for a majority of everything
Speaker 1: we do and eat. He we speak about marriage and
Speaker 1: having children, but I'm hesitant because he was not specific
Speaker 1: or has no specific goal to do anything as his
Speaker 1: career is concerned. I don't necessarily want to walk away
Speaker 1: because he we have grown this connection as him being
Speaker 1: my best friend. I see the potential of the relationship
Speaker 1: and the sex is bomb kids. Ah. I understand he
Speaker 1: has to focus on his kids first, but when will
Speaker 1: he finally stabilize himselves to start building a steady life
Speaker 1: with me. I can't keeping at the register while he
Speaker 1: hugs me from behind. Dick to bomb dit bomb, That's
Speaker 1: what that is. Is she just dickmatized. So the answer
Speaker 1: to when is he going to do that'll about to
Speaker 1: say like she knows. The answer is he who as
Speaker 1: women in his life that will cover all his bases
Speaker 1: for him And all he has to do is fuck
Speaker 1: you and hug you from the back when y'all are
Speaker 1: at target? Like, why would he do anything differently? Is
Speaker 1: that sex withy um? Yeah? I mean I feel like
Speaker 1: isn't these types of positions Usually if they get their
Speaker 1: ship together at all, it's because like they have to
Speaker 1: sort of like make the decision, whether by falling on
Speaker 1: their face or just facing some other obstacle in life,
Speaker 1: or they kind of have no other choice but to
Speaker 1: like get their ship together and change their way of thinking.
Speaker 1: But you sitting back and waiting for that day is
Speaker 1: a disservice to your damn self because a it's not promised,
Speaker 1: So you might just end up old and resentful and
Speaker 1: have this niggas fourth and fifth and six kids and
Speaker 1: he's still jumping around from job job, And then you
Speaker 1: manage yourself and him. She's gonna be mad at herself,
Speaker 1: him and every other nigga because it always happens, and
Speaker 1: you you knew what it was, you still working with him.
Speaker 1: But then after that it's gonna be niggas ain't ship
Speaker 1: because like, look how you built yourself up since you're like,
Speaker 1: you have a job, you can pay for your money
Speaker 1: or travel. This that he has no degree, jumps from
Speaker 1: drop to job, no skill set for budgeting, doesn't save money,
Speaker 1: can't save money because he don't make money. So it's
Speaker 1: usually with these listen letters, I feel like they kind
Speaker 1: of map everything out to just say the obvious, like girl, yeah,
Speaker 1: they just want information from us of what they know
Speaker 1: they want to do, because they all map out all
Speaker 1: the bad stuff and say, I know, I know that
Speaker 1: I should. But if you want me to sit here
Speaker 1: and tell you no, girl, fight for it, because n
Speaker 1: he's telling you who he is. People not just niggas.
Speaker 1: People who are enabled are going to continue to do
Speaker 1: and and show bad behavior because they're enabled. If that
Speaker 1: is what it is, because why not, why not just
Speaker 1: all my bases are covered and I don't have to
Speaker 1: do anything but drop some dick off, you know, what
Speaker 1: I mean. Yeah, literally, that's a fact. That is a
Speaker 1: whole fact. Well, if you want to be featured as
Speaker 1: one of our listener letters, keep writing in, keep emailing us,
Speaker 1: and just know that listener Letters was not copyrighting coined
Speaker 1: by h Kid Fury and Crystal at three UM because
Speaker 1: we're just getting letters from our listeners and we love
Speaker 1: y'all and we appreciate it. So continue to email us
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Speaker 1: C E at gmail dot com. Alright, So to close
Speaker 1: out the show, Kid reads a moment of truth Moment
Speaker 1: of truth time with some parting words you'd like to
Speaker 1: leave us with. Typically it's about whatever the show topic
Speaker 1: was about. You just kind of have that final note
Speaker 1: or that final thought or that final piece of advice.
Speaker 1: I mean, we got two kip key, We laughed about
Speaker 1: ships and farts and dick sizes and all sorts of stuff.
Speaker 1: So is there anything that you'd like to leave us
Speaker 1: with as your moment of truth? I was gonna say,
Speaker 1: should happen, and it happens anywhere at any time, in
Speaker 1: any day. Um No, I guess just I don't really
Speaker 1: want to say it. I love you guys, and you
Speaker 1: guys consistently inspired me, and I'm glad that I got
Speaker 1: a chance to do this. I'm sure Kerson will love
Speaker 1: to do it as well. She wasn't going to school
Speaker 1: every second of every day these days. Oh my goodness.
Speaker 1: She was definitely missed. But we enjoyed having you thoroughly.
Speaker 1: We were glad to have you too, just as glad
Speaker 1: as I was to have that gallon size ziplock bag.
Speaker 1: So my moment, I told you my grandmother cook. She
Speaker 1: made ox their ricing piece. I had cabbage at fried
Speaker 1: planting masks that that morning. She made acting and sawfish.
Speaker 1: She made some fried dumplings. So it was just a
Speaker 1: plethora of things in my system. It was, you know,
Speaker 1: it was a little spicy to the little pepper and
Speaker 1: was not. It just was not a vibe, y'all. But
Speaker 1: like you, like, like kids said, ship happens. What matters
Speaker 1: is how you deal with this ship in that moment.
Speaker 1: Are you able to overcome the shitty moments? Yes, that's
Speaker 1: what matters. There we go. Did you have a moment
Speaker 1: of truth? Baby? Oh? My moment of truth is that
Speaker 1: I learned real early that when you're hitting it from
Speaker 1: the back and her ask, don't hit hello back and
Speaker 1: go clack at me. She got to eat oxtail ricing peace.
Speaker 1: That's how That's how you get that over the Seriously,
Speaker 1: my moment moment of truth is it's fun to live
Speaker 1: in your truth. You like when you can talk about
Speaker 1: the things in your life and not be ashamed of
Speaker 1: who you are and what you've done. It's it's freeing
Speaker 1: and it's facts. It's fun like this is. I think
Speaker 1: that's one thing we all have in common that just
Speaker 1: is it is what it is. I mean, my podcast
Speaker 1: is called The Read. In your podcast is called dead.
Speaker 1: We don't give over here, that's all the fact. Well, kid,
Speaker 1: make sure, like I said, if anybody was like completely
Speaker 1: under a rock or comatos for the past couple of years,
Speaker 1: where can they find you? Where can they find everything
Speaker 1: that you have going on? Oh man? Our podcast is
Speaker 1: called The Read and then it's R E A D.
Speaker 1: And I think that the Instagram and socials are this
Speaker 1: is three it's your Grammy, Twitter and stuff and my
Speaker 1: shows K I, D F R Y. Good luck finding
Speaker 1: me actually being active on social checked it you have
Speaker 1: like you have like one post on your page. I
Speaker 1: was like, what you did? You deleted everything. I'm in
Speaker 1: a season. I'm just chilling and just observing, keeping my
Speaker 1: headlone working and just trying to like encourage all the
Speaker 1: people we need. Moments like that, we'll come up above ground. Okay,
Speaker 1: now it's about to be springtime. It's about to be springtime. Well,
Speaker 1: it's always as as always, it's good to sit down
Speaker 1: and chat with you. I'm hoping and praying that the
Speaker 1: next time we do this it can be in person
Speaker 1: or even when we're in New York if you can
Speaker 1: link up for a vibe. But you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: You get together, have a drink and all that good
Speaker 1: stuff and just chill. So I'm looking forward to coming
Speaker 1: west very soon. Well you know that we're stuff. Now
Speaker 1: we're in Georgia. How are you? You don't always bouncing around?
Speaker 1: You have eight homes across the planet because you work
Speaker 1: on every country. That's what I was like, this is
Speaker 1: home base. Now, this is home base. So if you're
Speaker 1: ever in the at L area, give us a shower
Speaker 1: and pull up. You're always welcome. I'm always done Goodkay,
Speaker 1: I cannot wait? All right? Sounds good. We'll be sure
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