1 00:00:00,480 --> 00:00:05,800 Speaker 1: Everybody loves a game night, that's a fact. However, I 2 00:00:05,840 --> 00:00:07,840 Speaker 1: feel like I have not been a part of a 3 00:00:07,880 --> 00:00:13,280 Speaker 1: game night that doesn't turn hostile at some point. Dead Ass. Hey, 4 00:00:13,400 --> 00:00:17,840 Speaker 1: I'm Cadine and we're the ellis Is. You may know 5 00:00:17,960 --> 00:00:21,040 Speaker 1: us from posting funny videos with our boys and reading 6 00:00:21,040 --> 00:00:24,600 Speaker 1: each other publicly as a form of therapy. Wait, I'll 7 00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:28,320 Speaker 1: make you need therapy most days. Wow. And one more 8 00:00:28,320 --> 00:00:32,000 Speaker 1: important thing to mention, we're married. We are. We created 9 00:00:32,040 --> 00:00:34,840 Speaker 1: this podcast to open dialogue about some of life's most 10 00:00:34,880 --> 00:00:38,440 Speaker 1: taboo topics, things most folks don't want to talk about 11 00:00:38,520 --> 00:00:40,640 Speaker 1: through the lens of a millennium married couple. Dead As 12 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:42,920 Speaker 1: is the term that we say every day. So when 13 00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:47,640 Speaker 1: we say dead ass, we're actually saying facts, the truth, 14 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:50,320 Speaker 1: the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. Were about 15 00:00:50,320 --> 00:00:54,880 Speaker 1: to take phillow Talk to a whole new level. Dead 16 00:00:54,920 --> 00:01:01,080 Speaker 1: Ass starts right now. So you know, I was thinking 17 00:01:01,160 --> 00:01:03,160 Speaker 1: this time around for this show. You know, it'll be 18 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:05,160 Speaker 1: cool to do something kind of laid back. It's an 19 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:09,640 Speaker 1: evening session. Um. You know, game night is typically my 20 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:11,800 Speaker 1: thing to do when we get together with our friends, 21 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:16,280 Speaker 1: our homies. So I was typical, right right, that's the 22 00:01:16,280 --> 00:01:18,120 Speaker 1: only thing missing from the scenario right now. But you 23 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:20,320 Speaker 1: know what, I don't even need no alcohol, you know, 24 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:24,240 Speaker 1: because our guest today is so lit that he's a 25 00:01:24,280 --> 00:01:28,479 Speaker 1: whole ass drinking itself right. What you think? What you think? 26 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:30,479 Speaker 1: So today we have a special guest on this show, 27 00:01:30,560 --> 00:01:34,319 Speaker 1: someone whose personality is so big that we we couldn't 28 00:01:34,319 --> 00:01:36,440 Speaker 1: just you know, ask him questions to do a corny 29 00:01:36,440 --> 00:01:39,479 Speaker 1: ask interview. We gotta switch it up for y'all so 30 00:01:39,520 --> 00:01:43,320 Speaker 1: that we can bring the fullness of that who is 31 00:01:44,319 --> 00:01:48,320 Speaker 1: Kid Fury? To dead ass? All right? How y'all feeling 32 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:51,040 Speaker 1: about that? So, so, if you're not familiar, if you've 33 00:01:51,040 --> 00:01:53,880 Speaker 1: been under like a whole last rock for mad long, 34 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:57,680 Speaker 1: Kid Fury is a comedian and co host of the 35 00:01:57,720 --> 00:02:01,640 Speaker 1: wildly popular podcast The Read along with Crystal West, the 36 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:04,440 Speaker 1: first podcast to ever put put us out. I got 37 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:11,120 Speaker 1: a few words shot a fact. The podcast features a 38 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:16,160 Speaker 1: queer black perspective on pop culture, politics, life, advice, everything 39 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:20,800 Speaker 1: in between, which has helped establish a cult following. All right, 40 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:25,079 Speaker 1: So Kid is known for his witty commentary, uh your 41 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:28,880 Speaker 1: quick responses to current issues. So today our producers put 42 00:02:28,919 --> 00:02:32,839 Speaker 1: together a cool little game night for us. What's up? Kid, 43 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:35,320 Speaker 1: I'm so happy to see your face, even if it's 44 00:02:35,320 --> 00:02:38,680 Speaker 1: just virtually, I'm so happy to do I love seeing 45 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:42,840 Speaker 1: do literally anything. You know. I've been such a big 46 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:46,880 Speaker 1: fan of y'all for such a long time, so whenever 47 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,520 Speaker 1: you call all either like, I want to say you're 48 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:53,160 Speaker 1: a Day one, that you've been a Day one since before. 49 00:02:53,200 --> 00:02:56,799 Speaker 1: I think before I had a hundred thousand followers. I remember, Um, 50 00:02:57,680 --> 00:03:01,160 Speaker 1: when I started posting more consistently, people was like, yo, 51 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:04,000 Speaker 1: the Read shouted y'all out, and I was like the 52 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:06,080 Speaker 1: Read and it was like, yo, it's a podcast. And 53 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:08,160 Speaker 1: at this time, I hadn't even known what the podcast was. 54 00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:12,480 Speaker 1: This was going into two eighteen. It was going into 55 00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:14,519 Speaker 1: two eighteen, and I was like, you know, I was like, 56 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:16,040 Speaker 1: I don't know what the podcast is. And then you 57 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:19,880 Speaker 1: asked us to come on the podcast, and um, we 58 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:21,919 Speaker 1: went on the podcast and I was like, Yo, this 59 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:25,440 Speaker 1: is wow. Like I had no idea all of this existed, 60 00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:29,120 Speaker 1: but you mentioned us, and my following just started to grow, 61 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:32,239 Speaker 1: people coming look at my videos. But we appreciate you 62 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:37,800 Speaker 1: bro to Read for even giving us that platform. No, 63 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:40,280 Speaker 1: I promise you, I literally think about you all the time. 64 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:41,680 Speaker 1: You know, I sent you a little DM every now 65 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:43,880 Speaker 1: and again to be like, bro, I just appreciate you. 66 00:03:43,920 --> 00:03:46,400 Speaker 1: I'm checking on you because I really feel like you 67 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:50,000 Speaker 1: guys kind of paved the way for us. Absolutely for sure. 68 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:53,920 Speaker 1: So y'all been doing a damn thing. We're proud of you. Yeah, 69 00:03:53,920 --> 00:03:55,920 Speaker 1: because you got some things going to though, you got 70 00:03:55,960 --> 00:03:59,160 Speaker 1: some things going to Um, you just a litied the 71 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:02,160 Speaker 1: deal with Easter. He was talking to you. Talk a 72 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:05,200 Speaker 1: little bit about it. Talk a little bit about comedy album, 73 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:11,840 Speaker 1: talk about it. Yeah. Um. So Issa has a record 74 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:17,520 Speaker 1: label called The Radio, and she's also just been one 75 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:24,719 Speaker 1: of those creators that's been incredibly supportive, like forever and ever, um, 76 00:04:24,839 --> 00:04:30,279 Speaker 1: and so she approached us, uh maybe it was definitely 77 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:34,160 Speaker 1: before the pandemic ship and she was like, listen, I 78 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:38,600 Speaker 1: love to do it like a comedy album with you guys. 79 00:04:39,040 --> 00:04:43,200 Speaker 1: And we sat down with her and uh Manoni her 80 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:47,719 Speaker 1: partner over at the Radio, and started conceptualizing some stuff 81 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:51,320 Speaker 1: and we started recording. We have a lot more stuff 82 00:04:51,520 --> 00:04:54,320 Speaker 1: to to do for it. It's gonna be a very 83 00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:59,280 Speaker 1: interesting and unique project more than just comedy. I don't 84 00:04:59,320 --> 00:05:01,280 Speaker 1: want to say it too much because I don't know 85 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:05,920 Speaker 1: if I can, but it's Um, it's been a lot 86 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:08,680 Speaker 1: of fun so far and got a lot more to 87 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:11,080 Speaker 1: work on for it, so hopefully we'll be out soon, 88 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:14,200 Speaker 1: I think for shooting for this year or something that 89 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:17,480 Speaker 1: does feel good. Does it feel good to have your 90 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:19,599 Speaker 1: hands in a different part other than the podcast, because 91 00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:21,920 Speaker 1: I know that you have a wealth of talent, So 92 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:24,080 Speaker 1: how does it feels to be doing something different outside 93 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:29,400 Speaker 1: of the podcast? Realm um? Oh no, It's almost like 94 00:05:31,520 --> 00:05:34,080 Speaker 1: it's like like a meal that you really like, but 95 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:36,960 Speaker 1: someone else prepared for you and you're just like, I know, 96 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:39,800 Speaker 1: I really like wings, but let me see what you know, 97 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:42,559 Speaker 1: what the flavor it is that you've got. Like it's 98 00:05:42,920 --> 00:05:47,479 Speaker 1: it's familiar, but it's also really exciting because the format 99 00:05:47,560 --> 00:05:51,320 Speaker 1: is new and the way that we're building it is new, 100 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:55,680 Speaker 1: and we have like new perspective and stuff from the 101 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:59,760 Speaker 1: radio team. So it's exciting because it's like what we 102 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:02,360 Speaker 1: have been doing, but in a fun new way with 103 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:09,160 Speaker 1: the resources and stuff. So I'm excited. So it's it's 104 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:13,679 Speaker 1: cool to see uh, millennials be successful and then broaden 105 00:06:13,760 --> 00:06:16,040 Speaker 1: the horizon on what they can do to be successful 106 00:06:16,040 --> 00:06:18,960 Speaker 1: because now I hear parents, you know, parents will say 107 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:21,320 Speaker 1: what you want to be when you grew up a influencer, 108 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:24,600 Speaker 1: a podcaster, and then a YouTube and kids are like, yes, 109 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:27,320 Speaker 1: they make like a lot of money. Like that's like 110 00:06:27,760 --> 00:06:30,760 Speaker 1: a legitimate living out there, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, 111 00:06:31,279 --> 00:06:35,440 Speaker 1: So it's good to see you guys that. Yeah, because 112 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:38,520 Speaker 1: I remember being like when I was starting out on 113 00:06:38,560 --> 00:06:41,279 Speaker 1: YouTube at like nineteen or something like that, and I'm 114 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:44,520 Speaker 1: living in my jamaking ass household and trying to explain 115 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:47,680 Speaker 1: to my parents. My mother was always like I don't 116 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:50,040 Speaker 1: get it, but I see you have passion, so like 117 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:52,520 Speaker 1: I get it. I'll support you. And my father was 118 00:06:52,560 --> 00:06:57,560 Speaker 1: like he had more questions, what is YouTube? How is 119 00:06:57,600 --> 00:07:01,080 Speaker 1: this sustainable? Art? Sure? And I had to like back 120 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:02,440 Speaker 1: it up, you know what I mean, Like I had 121 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:04,320 Speaker 1: to really put in the work and back it up. 122 00:07:04,360 --> 00:07:07,520 Speaker 1: And finally when stuff started off, now you know what 123 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:10,080 Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like there are more like the 124 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:14,360 Speaker 1: generation after us, We'll likely have more people that be like, yeah, 125 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:16,640 Speaker 1: I completely understand why you would want to make money 126 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:21,680 Speaker 1: on social media or you Yeah, I guarantee you. They're 127 00:07:21,680 --> 00:07:26,560 Speaker 1: going to have college courses on youtubing, on podcast on influencing, 128 00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:28,640 Speaker 1: I guarantee it, and they they're probably gonna do case 129 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:31,360 Speaker 1: studies on like you guys if this is where they 130 00:07:31,440 --> 00:07:33,440 Speaker 1: started and this is what they did, because they have 131 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:35,920 Speaker 1: to find a way first to monetize what we create. 132 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:38,120 Speaker 1: So they're going to monetize and make it seem like 133 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:41,320 Speaker 1: they created and say these were the first YouTubers and 134 00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:44,600 Speaker 1: has a formula. However, meanwhile, we was over here winging 135 00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:47,560 Speaker 1: it out here, winging ship, and it's like throw it up? 136 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,560 Speaker 1: Is it stuck? Great? All right? That works? That works, 137 00:07:50,760 --> 00:07:52,520 Speaker 1: But I feel you want that kid? My My father 138 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:54,640 Speaker 1: is still to this day is be like, so who 139 00:07:54,680 --> 00:08:00,280 Speaker 1: exactly does write your chick? Is it you too? Who's who? 140 00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:04,680 Speaker 1: Who exactly is YouTube? So yeah, I get it. I 141 00:08:04,720 --> 00:08:07,440 Speaker 1: got all of those same questions too, and I answer 142 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:09,920 Speaker 1: them and then they forget. But they know that I'm 143 00:08:09,960 --> 00:08:11,760 Speaker 1: not calling them and asking them for money. So I 144 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:18,480 Speaker 1: feel like that we ain't homeless definitely, right. In fact, 145 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:21,160 Speaker 1: I pitch every now and then I might actually, you know, 146 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:31,520 Speaker 1: help out where I can for something. Okay, alright, so 147 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:34,720 Speaker 1: today we're gonna do something a little fun. Our producers 148 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:37,160 Speaker 1: were trying to rock their brains to figure out what 149 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:39,640 Speaker 1: can we do that's fun with coild fury. I'm nervous. 150 00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:44,800 Speaker 1: Are you nervous? Yes? Because the Nora and Trouble put 151 00:08:44,840 --> 00:08:47,160 Speaker 1: this together, so we have no idea. We don't know what. 152 00:08:47,720 --> 00:08:51,320 Speaker 1: We have no idea, so excluse us in advance, because 153 00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:52,840 Speaker 1: we don't really know what we're about to jump into. 154 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:55,320 Speaker 1: They decided to put together a fish bowl of questions 155 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:57,840 Speaker 1: for us to choose at random, and each of us 156 00:08:57,840 --> 00:09:02,960 Speaker 1: will get a chance to answer if the question applies. Okay, 157 00:09:03,160 --> 00:09:06,319 Speaker 1: and they might have been drinking over here now that 158 00:09:06,360 --> 00:09:08,439 Speaker 1: I think about it, because my wine rack is looking 159 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:13,880 Speaker 1: very big, so they might have been drinking. So I 160 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:17,120 Speaker 1: apologize in advance. We're not responsible for what's in this 161 00:09:17,160 --> 00:09:21,280 Speaker 1: bowl right here. They asked me before if any question 162 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:24,840 Speaker 1: was off limits. Not said all right now, So Div's 163 00:09:24,880 --> 00:09:27,160 Speaker 1: gonna go first, because chances are if we were at 164 00:09:27,240 --> 00:09:30,000 Speaker 1: actual game night in person, you and I would be 165 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,200 Speaker 1: on the same team, because clearly we dressed alike. And 166 00:09:32,240 --> 00:09:40,400 Speaker 1: that was not planned, y'all. That was not planning, down 167 00:09:40,440 --> 00:09:43,199 Speaker 1: to the hat. So I'm feeling set up. I totally 168 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:44,920 Speaker 1: wouldn't not. I don't know what's in here. I promise 169 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:52,760 Speaker 1: you what Trouple said, everybody got to answer the question yes, everyone, whatever, Okay, 170 00:09:53,040 --> 00:09:55,720 Speaker 1: you're trying. I was trying to make a team. I 171 00:09:55,760 --> 00:10:02,240 Speaker 1: go from the strongest links. So here we the first one. 172 00:10:03,360 --> 00:10:06,160 Speaker 1: He needs to be at home board. Name a sexual 173 00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:15,480 Speaker 1: position or fantasy that you will never try or do. Oh, position, fantasy, 174 00:10:15,840 --> 00:10:19,120 Speaker 1: sexual position or fantasy. So I know I will never 175 00:10:19,240 --> 00:10:23,480 Speaker 1: do because my sexual partner won't let me do it 176 00:10:23,480 --> 00:10:26,360 Speaker 1: because it was a fantasy or something. I'm asking, Is 177 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:33,240 Speaker 1: that what it is? Trouble sexual? Okay, so boom right. 178 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:37,040 Speaker 1: So here goes a sexual fantasy that I will never do. 179 00:10:38,440 --> 00:10:46,960 Speaker 1: Um again, I will never do because on French UM, 180 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:52,640 Speaker 1: I would like to have a threesome again, but I 181 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:55,760 Speaker 1: know we can't do it now because we're married. We 182 00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:57,559 Speaker 1: did in college. I'm gonna put it out there. I 183 00:10:57,640 --> 00:10:59,599 Speaker 1: gonna put it out there. We didn't in college. We 184 00:10:59,640 --> 00:11:03,880 Speaker 1: didn't in college, but we were not married at that time. 185 00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:07,640 Speaker 1: So now that we're married, Kadan completely put the kabash 186 00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:10,400 Speaker 1: on that, so I know it's never gonna happen again. 187 00:11:11,720 --> 00:11:19,400 Speaker 1: Oh damn, I'm blushing. Guy. I was actually thinking threesomes 188 00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:22,480 Speaker 1: for around the same reason. I feel like, but I 189 00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:24,640 Speaker 1: totally get that though, Like I feel like that's something 190 00:11:24,760 --> 00:11:28,040 Speaker 1: especially if I find my person and I'm comfortable like 191 00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:32,040 Speaker 1: prior to like lifelong, like when we're early on and 192 00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:34,240 Speaker 1: we're kind of like getting to know each other and 193 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:38,200 Speaker 1: like experiments together, I could see like getting that out 194 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:43,560 Speaker 1: of our system. And when it's lockdown, it's locked your 195 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:48,200 Speaker 1: memory and your imagination exactly. We can recall the time, 196 00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:51,240 Speaker 1: we can reminisce on that time we had. But then 197 00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:54,599 Speaker 1: again with me, I don't know if this is a 198 00:11:54,920 --> 00:11:57,680 Speaker 1: well fantasy. Yes'm I'm with you on the three someomething, 199 00:11:57,720 --> 00:12:00,440 Speaker 1: But in terms of a position, I just that there's 200 00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:04,559 Speaker 1: a there's a entry way that I just rather not 201 00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:14,199 Speaker 1: entertain anymore. So yeah, that's that's where I have no choice. 202 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:17,880 Speaker 1: That's just what it is. I'm just like, you know, 203 00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:22,520 Speaker 1: kids exit only she completely put the kabash on that too. Yeah. 204 00:12:22,559 --> 00:12:25,120 Speaker 1: I just we tried it. We tried it. I think 205 00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:28,240 Speaker 1: one time when you was drunk, and even in her drunkness, 206 00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:32,160 Speaker 1: she was like, she was like really quick. I was 207 00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:35,320 Speaker 1: like listening, like, no, I just that's just one hole 208 00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:40,040 Speaker 1: that will not entertain. You threw it a question away, 209 00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:44,839 Speaker 1: all right, I'll pick down. You know, It's just one 210 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:47,280 Speaker 1: of those things, bro, this is a whole other one 211 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:49,640 Speaker 1: right there. I mean, you know what I mean, you 212 00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:52,760 Speaker 1: got options, but I like that one, all right? So 213 00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:55,480 Speaker 1: then we live. We agree on that, we agree on 214 00:12:55,559 --> 00:13:02,319 Speaker 1: that tell us an embarrassing shitting or farting story at 215 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:09,960 Speaker 1: one What was going on with this team of ours 216 00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:19,400 Speaker 1: that want me to go for one? So the shifting 217 00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:21,480 Speaker 1: one I may have talked about in my podcast before, 218 00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:23,320 Speaker 1: but it was like I think it was in first grade, 219 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:27,320 Speaker 1: and I like it was just terrible Miami Dade County 220 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:30,560 Speaker 1: Public School line. Like it was like cheap pizza and 221 00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:33,960 Speaker 1: chocolate milk. Someone was like, oh, you gotta be up, 222 00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:38,439 Speaker 1: and I just like pizza. I literally had to call 223 00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:43,560 Speaker 1: my mom off work to come or whatever. It was 224 00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:47,800 Speaker 1: a nightmare. Um. And then the farting one, unfortunately was 225 00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:51,560 Speaker 1: as an adult. I was just gassy on a flight 226 00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:54,640 Speaker 1: from l A to New York. But I was also 227 00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:59,840 Speaker 1: like a sleep but like my fart kept waking me. 228 00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:06,280 Speaker 1: And at once one point, like the fart that woked 229 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:11,040 Speaker 1: me up, like like I just woke up and I 230 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:13,920 Speaker 1: saw the woman sitting next to me, who was like 231 00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:16,480 Speaker 1: a young black girl sitting next to me, was like 232 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:20,480 Speaker 1: cracking up. I think at that point I have been 233 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:23,760 Speaker 1: ripping them probably a while, but I woke up to 234 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:27,760 Speaker 1: her just like losing it, and I didn't even apologize, 235 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,120 Speaker 1: Like what do you want me to do at that point? 236 00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:33,760 Speaker 1: You know, you have nowhere to go. You can't even 237 00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:37,680 Speaker 1: exit at that point, You're just stuck. Oh my god, 238 00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:41,400 Speaker 1: smell bad. But sometimes the sound effects are worse than 239 00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:44,680 Speaker 1: the smell. You know, Yeah, I got what do you 240 00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:47,520 Speaker 1: want to go with your shooting story? First? Good? Okay, 241 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:51,680 Speaker 1: I'll go the first left song. So, so I was 242 00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:54,040 Speaker 1: on my way to Long Island to do makeup for 243 00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:58,240 Speaker 1: a wedding, right, and got up that morning and with me, 244 00:14:58,320 --> 00:15:00,000 Speaker 1: sometimes it's like a hit or miss thing when it comes. 245 00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:03,480 Speaker 1: So coffee. Coffee can sometimes like send me all the 246 00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:07,200 Speaker 1: way to the toilet or I'm I'm fine. Right. So 247 00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:10,880 Speaker 1: this particular morning, um coming off of like a night 248 00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:13,440 Speaker 1: of having like mad food, Like my grandmother came and cook, 249 00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:15,400 Speaker 1: so I had like ox stir rice and piece this that. 250 00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:17,400 Speaker 1: Normally in the morning, I'll get up and I'll poop 251 00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:20,080 Speaker 1: and I'll be on my merry way. This particular morning, 252 00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:22,920 Speaker 1: there was no poop. Fine, So I'm on my way 253 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:28,320 Speaker 1: to this client's house and I am about maybe twenty 254 00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:31,560 Speaker 1: minutes shy of reaching her house, and I'm feeling it kicking, 255 00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:33,960 Speaker 1: and it's kicking into the point where it's just like damn, 256 00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:37,240 Speaker 1: like I'm turtle heading at this point now, right, turtle 257 00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:39,760 Speaker 1: heading to the point where I'm like this this may 258 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:41,880 Speaker 1: not I may not last the twenty minutes. But then 259 00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:43,720 Speaker 1: I also felt like it was one of them ships 260 00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:46,360 Speaker 1: that was gonna come from like my spine. Right, So 261 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:48,480 Speaker 1: I was like, if I go to this girl's house 262 00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:51,480 Speaker 1: and shipped at her house and like, say, there's like 263 00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:54,160 Speaker 1: a toilet issue where it doesn't flush properly, then I'm 264 00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:57,800 Speaker 1: gonna be mad embarrassed. Right. So I'm about ten minutes 265 00:15:57,840 --> 00:16:00,160 Speaker 1: out and I'm like, I can't do this no more. 266 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:02,320 Speaker 1: Some i'thing in my mom's car. My mom having mad 267 00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:04,920 Speaker 1: ship in her car, right, So I pull over on 268 00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:08,040 Speaker 1: the side of the highway and it was kind of 269 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:11,360 Speaker 1: on a bend where I exited, right, So I pulled 270 00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:13,520 Speaker 1: over and I'm like searching the back of her car 271 00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:17,160 Speaker 1: or whatever. So I found a gallon size zip bag. 272 00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:22,720 Speaker 1: I saw on the gallon side zip bag and she 273 00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:26,040 Speaker 1: had like she had some like random like ship in it. 274 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:28,680 Speaker 1: So I was like, I'm about to shoot in it. 275 00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:32,480 Speaker 1: So I turned the zip blog bag out, went to 276 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:37,560 Speaker 1: the side of the car, opened the passenger door, and 277 00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:41,360 Speaker 1: I I pulled my pants down and I shipped in this. 278 00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:44,640 Speaker 1: It's my bag. Okay, this is the woman I married, y'all. 279 00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:48,240 Speaker 1: But I did not. I did not think, oh, I'm 280 00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:51,800 Speaker 1: about to shoot. I need tissue at the same side, right, 281 00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:56,560 Speaker 1: I can't believe I'm telling you all this. So at 282 00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:59,280 Speaker 1: this point now because I took a ship in the 283 00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:01,880 Speaker 1: zip blog bag, and then now I'm like, I gotta 284 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:04,760 Speaker 1: wipe myself, Like I can't go to this person's house 285 00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:10,040 Speaker 1: with a shitty ass crack, right, I can't. It's gonna 286 00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:12,080 Speaker 1: be itching and stinking. I'm gonna be there doing makeup 287 00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:14,520 Speaker 1: for like six people. So of course I look at 288 00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:16,400 Speaker 1: my mom's car and all this ship she got in there. 289 00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:20,600 Speaker 1: There's no tissue. So a bitch took her sock off, 290 00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:28,040 Speaker 1: and I wiped my ass with my sock. Yo, yo, 291 00:17:28,119 --> 00:17:32,200 Speaker 1: you are savage, Joe. My wife is. I don't think 292 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:36,760 Speaker 1: I've ever told the ass with a sock took off 293 00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:38,679 Speaker 1: my other sock for a second white because you know, 294 00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:41,000 Speaker 1: you can't just wipe one time, and I just put 295 00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:43,000 Speaker 1: everything in the ziplot bag and I threw it into 296 00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:45,480 Speaker 1: the bushes and then I went on my memory way. 297 00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:51,560 Speaker 1: But the relief that I felt after that, yeah, I'm 298 00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:54,199 Speaker 1: never I've never heard this whole story. The relief that 299 00:17:54,240 --> 00:18:00,359 Speaker 1: I felt after that with second to none. You I 300 00:18:00,359 --> 00:18:05,280 Speaker 1: don't understand how quick thinking you know what I'm saying, Like, 301 00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:08,240 Speaker 1: I actually commend that was quick on your ear. Talk 302 00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:13,000 Speaker 1: about being being in a pinch. Yeah, I was in 303 00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:16,840 Speaker 1: the pinch. So all the that I got the job done, 304 00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:19,800 Speaker 1: I took a ship. I felt better. I got to 305 00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:22,240 Speaker 1: her house. I felt like a legit ten pounds lighter, 306 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,200 Speaker 1: And of course I washed my hands and a stuff. 307 00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:27,159 Speaker 1: When we're about that part wash my hands and all 308 00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:31,280 Speaker 1: that and my mery way, Okay, shitty, sorry, y'all. That 309 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:33,439 Speaker 1: was we were getting really like they learned a lot 310 00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:36,199 Speaker 1: about questions, had a three sim in college, and now 311 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:39,960 Speaker 1: you're just shipping on the side of the roll. What 312 00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:43,280 Speaker 1: is going on? I'm just imagining the poor person that's 313 00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:48,280 Speaker 1: cleaning the side of the highway. I'm glad that, Like, 314 00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:51,800 Speaker 1: what really did you put the sock in the bath? 315 00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:55,160 Speaker 1: I figured I might as well contain everything, and just 316 00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:57,320 Speaker 1: like because then like I just like, how am I 317 00:18:57,359 --> 00:18:58,760 Speaker 1: going to like take a bag of ship back in 318 00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:00,920 Speaker 1: the car with me and then right with it somewhere 319 00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:05,439 Speaker 1: like that looks bad? That was bad that. I'm sorry 320 00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:11,080 Speaker 1: guys that I'm not ashamed of you. I had to 321 00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:14,040 Speaker 1: do what happened? Did you did what? The other option 322 00:19:14,119 --> 00:19:16,120 Speaker 1: was take a ship at her house and clog her toilet, 323 00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:18,280 Speaker 1: or shipped on myself and just not do the job. 324 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:20,800 Speaker 1: So you got the money, though, you got to the 325 00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:26,600 Speaker 1: bad baby right, well, at least, I mean your your 326 00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:29,040 Speaker 1: story when you were a child, Okay, you know you, 327 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:33,720 Speaker 1: um my story I was grown as adult. Um I was. 328 00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:35,760 Speaker 1: I had just got to the Lions. I was going 329 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:38,080 Speaker 1: in from my tryout, and I was nervous, so my 330 00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:40,920 Speaker 1: stomach was like rumbling, like I'm like sweating, like rumbling. 331 00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:44,000 Speaker 1: So the coaches up there talking and giving his speech 332 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,240 Speaker 1: about could be a part of the lines you know 333 00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:49,240 Speaker 1: everybody's rob rob. My stomach is killing me. So in 334 00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:52,679 Speaker 1: the middle of the speech, I'm like, yo, I go 335 00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:55,680 Speaker 1: to the bathroom. So he's just like yeah. So I 336 00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:58,199 Speaker 1: run to the bathroom and I picked the toilet, right, 337 00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:00,280 Speaker 1: I going picking the toilet, I go sit down, I 338 00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:01,960 Speaker 1: go to sit down on the toilet. I realized that 339 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:05,359 Speaker 1: there's no toilet bowl cover. So now I'm turtle heading, 340 00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:07,960 Speaker 1: like kay describe, I'm turtle heading, right, And I go 341 00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:10,520 Speaker 1: to put the toilet paper cover on there, and when 342 00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:13,320 Speaker 1: I go to sit down, it falls into toilet. So 343 00:20:13,359 --> 00:20:14,760 Speaker 1: now you know how when you're about to go to 344 00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:17,199 Speaker 1: the bathroom, it gets closer and closer and closer. So 345 00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:19,760 Speaker 1: now it's like about to come out. I turned around 346 00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:22,080 Speaker 1: to get another piece of the toilet paper cover, and 347 00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:23,879 Speaker 1: when I turned to put it down on the toilet 348 00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:29,520 Speaker 1: paper explosion all over the door, all over the toilet 349 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:33,680 Speaker 1: paper holder. It's like just ship everywhere. So and I'm 350 00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:36,919 Speaker 1: like oh, because I'm like yo, like I'm at the 351 00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:39,680 Speaker 1: Lion's facility, like this is my dream, and this ship 352 00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:43,000 Speaker 1: all over the thing. So then I didn't know what 353 00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:44,840 Speaker 1: to do. I don't know how to start cleaning it up, right, 354 00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:47,360 Speaker 1: So then I hear people about to come into the bathroom, 355 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:50,480 Speaker 1: so I just leave and I go into the next store. 356 00:20:51,359 --> 00:20:54,439 Speaker 1: So I go into the next store, and I finished 357 00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:56,440 Speaker 1: using the bathroom right, and I heard, you know, I'm 358 00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:58,960 Speaker 1: just like you know, I'm like here people going going 359 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,480 Speaker 1: to the store, going to the or. So then I 360 00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:02,879 Speaker 1: come out the store and the dude it goes in. 361 00:21:03,119 --> 00:21:06,199 Speaker 1: He's like yo. So then I didn't know what to do, 362 00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:08,159 Speaker 1: so I just act like I was shocked like he was. 363 00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:11,120 Speaker 1: So when he opened and I was like, yo, who 364 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:14,000 Speaker 1: dad si, And he didn't think it was me because 365 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,320 Speaker 1: he just seen me come out this store. So I 366 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:19,919 Speaker 1: was like, yo, this is a yo, straight acting. So 367 00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:21,960 Speaker 1: he's like yo, these rookies coming here, and I'm like 368 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:25,840 Speaker 1: this fucking that's disgusting. Whoever did that has no self respect? 369 00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:28,040 Speaker 1: This is wrong. You want me to go get somebody. 370 00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:29,719 Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, go get the janitor. So I ran 371 00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:32,280 Speaker 1: got the janitor and I made sure the janitor leeward 372 00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:34,600 Speaker 1: was my me, and then they was in there and 373 00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:36,400 Speaker 1: cleaning up, and then I just went and went back 374 00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:40,040 Speaker 1: into the meeting. It was just kind of like but 375 00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:42,639 Speaker 1: it was it was like it was like a like 376 00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:45,720 Speaker 1: a ship tied eye all over the doors. Yeah, least 377 00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:47,600 Speaker 1: I contained my ship and the ziplock bad. You had 378 00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:49,960 Speaker 1: ships smeared all over these people, and you know, the 379 00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:58,760 Speaker 1: nervous the nervous ships. The nervous ship. To me, that question, 380 00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:01,840 Speaker 1: y'all s for that, y'all messed up for that. I 381 00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:07,160 Speaker 1: would have never thought like it's like they new that's 382 00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:10,960 Speaker 1: what they want ourselves. They can't get no more worse 383 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:16,040 Speaker 1: than shitty and threesomes in college. I mean, listen at 384 00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:20,880 Speaker 1: this rate, never same ever true or false? The size 385 00:22:21,119 --> 00:22:23,920 Speaker 1: of the hands tell you about the size of the penis. 386 00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:28,000 Speaker 1: I wouldn't know because I don't. I don't I don't 387 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,119 Speaker 1: shake hands and then look at penises. That would be 388 00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:35,960 Speaker 1: a woman question. I look at penises and and stuff 389 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,679 Speaker 1: like that, but it's hard to get like a gauge. 390 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,400 Speaker 1: I mean, I haven't seen many penises in my life, unfortunately, 391 00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:43,800 Speaker 1: um to be able to tell. But I don't know. 392 00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:46,160 Speaker 1: What do you think kids? Is that true or false? 393 00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:52,720 Speaker 1: I've never taken the time to give a damn like 394 00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:57,960 Speaker 1: a little surprise to compare the right, Like, first of all, 395 00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:03,199 Speaker 1: they just scientifically can't be accurate. But like you never, 396 00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:06,760 Speaker 1: I don't necessarily know that. I want to be like, oh, 397 00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:12,320 Speaker 1: this must mean that saying something for the imagination, he's surprised. 398 00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:14,359 Speaker 1: You know, find out what you're gonna get when you 399 00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:17,360 Speaker 1: get there. But why not to do all the measuring 400 00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:19,359 Speaker 1: versus hands and stuff like that, and then you have 401 00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:22,560 Speaker 1: a nigga with like King Kong hands and like a 402 00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:25,200 Speaker 1: toy story penis, and then you're like all mad at 403 00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:28,159 Speaker 1: what the internet? Right? Are you mad at? Like the 404 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:31,639 Speaker 1: Old Wives tale? Then you set yourself from disappointed and 405 00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:33,840 Speaker 1: then what does that look like? Like a King Kong hand, 406 00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:36,960 Speaker 1: like holding a toy story penis? That must be a 407 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,919 Speaker 1: little off putting too. I mean I was just like 408 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,040 Speaker 1: gauge looking at like you know, when Gray sweats Pants 409 00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:42,840 Speaker 1: season comes in, and you know you kind of like 410 00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:47,160 Speaker 1: you pair hands to penis. Thought no, I wouldn't say 411 00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:48,600 Speaker 1: I do that too, And then it's kind of like 412 00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:50,840 Speaker 1: a false equivalence at that point, because it's like a 413 00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:53,840 Speaker 1: penis and sweatpants just walking around versus like an erect penis, 414 00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:56,040 Speaker 1: like two different things, you know what I mean? Some 415 00:23:56,080 --> 00:24:00,000 Speaker 1: people growers, some people are growers, and some people are 416 00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:02,480 Speaker 1: just like what swellers. I don't know what what category 417 00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:04,560 Speaker 1: does that go into? I don't know. I think people 418 00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:06,480 Speaker 1: would look at me weird if if I was giving 419 00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:09,919 Speaker 1: people my ideas on the plethors of penises. That's just 420 00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:13,720 Speaker 1: not mine. That's not it's not my it's not my 421 00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:15,640 Speaker 1: foe tail Like I don't meet man and be like, hey, 422 00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:18,640 Speaker 1: hand shake, let me see what you're in the locker 423 00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:20,960 Speaker 1: room or whatever. Like was there ever like somebody that 424 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,280 Speaker 1: you walk past and you're just like WHOA, But well, 425 00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:27,600 Speaker 1: I mean I wouldn't even even if you did in passing, 426 00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:29,480 Speaker 1: like in the locker room saying I don't think a 427 00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:34,920 Speaker 1: nigger would be like but his hands that's like, that's 428 00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:39,720 Speaker 1: a perfect example. That's that's a perfect example. You never 429 00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:41,440 Speaker 1: see a man because in the locker room. Of course, 430 00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:44,000 Speaker 1: dudes be naked in the locker room, but like you said, 431 00:24:44,119 --> 00:24:46,439 Speaker 1: you never look at the dude and see his penis 432 00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:48,200 Speaker 1: and then be like, let me see if his hands match. 433 00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:52,159 Speaker 1: That's just because if you're a Peter Gazer in the 434 00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:54,600 Speaker 1: locker room, don't nobody like a Peter Gazer, Like nobody 435 00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:57,280 Speaker 1: just wants you staring at my penis, Okay, not to stare, 436 00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:58,800 Speaker 1: but say, for example, just because you've been in the 437 00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:00,960 Speaker 1: locker room with men, for example, and has there ever 438 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,240 Speaker 1: been somebody that you're just like, WHOA, I didn't expect 439 00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:05,640 Speaker 1: for him to like have that, you know what I mean, 440 00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:08,679 Speaker 1: like eiven him have like a really large quinness or 441 00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:11,480 Speaker 1: like that is that is that is a different that's 442 00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:15,160 Speaker 1: a completely different question. But um, but if you did, 443 00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:17,399 Speaker 1: if you did feel that way, what would it be 444 00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:21,560 Speaker 1: based on hands, attitude or just like the size of 445 00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:23,560 Speaker 1: the guy, or like a shorter guy having a bigger 446 00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:25,720 Speaker 1: dick versus like a really big dude that you thought 447 00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:27,920 Speaker 1: would have a big dig and he don't. Here here's 448 00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:29,919 Speaker 1: the truth. As a head of a sexual man, when 449 00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:31,760 Speaker 1: you walk into the locker room, you're not even looking 450 00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:35,600 Speaker 1: to compare penises. That's not even my that's not even 451 00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:38,240 Speaker 1: my thing. Like, I'm not into penises, So I I 452 00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:42,040 Speaker 1: legitimately don't walk around and saying like let me see 453 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:44,040 Speaker 1: who's you know what I'm saying. But but as a 454 00:25:44,119 --> 00:25:50,280 Speaker 1: homosexual man, it's also like not there's not like a 455 00:25:51,359 --> 00:25:56,200 Speaker 1: I okay, I would say if anything that I can 456 00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:58,560 Speaker 1: think of it, there's anything that might you might like 457 00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:02,520 Speaker 1: attribute size to in terms of presentation outside of nudity. 458 00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:05,480 Speaker 1: It might be like big dick energy like that, just 459 00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:10,320 Speaker 1: maybe an energy that you get from someone that's like 460 00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:13,880 Speaker 1: we talked about that, We talk about that all the time. 461 00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:15,879 Speaker 1: It's just a confidence that he exudes that he's just 462 00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:18,159 Speaker 1: like he thinks he's all that because he knows he 463 00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:22,920 Speaker 1: has a big dick that I'm about to say, because 464 00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:26,639 Speaker 1: Donald Trump. Donald Trump exudes someone who thinks he has 465 00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:29,000 Speaker 1: a big dig but we ain't gonna know. But then 466 00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:30,760 Speaker 1: sometimes you're like, oh, I ain't got a little dick 467 00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:35,120 Speaker 1: because he's just because you know, little man complex, little 468 00:26:35,119 --> 00:26:37,479 Speaker 1: man complex. But then you got big dig energy. Sometimes 469 00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:40,639 Speaker 1: they you know, they're not mutually exclusive. And then people 470 00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:42,960 Speaker 1: don't be delusional. It's too so it's just light man 471 00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:45,800 Speaker 1: like you think you must think you be packing because 472 00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:47,560 Speaker 1: I know my some of my girlfriends have said that 473 00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:50,119 Speaker 1: they've been let down from somebody who they thought was 474 00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:52,200 Speaker 1: talking to all the talk, that they had, all this stuff, 475 00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:55,080 Speaker 1: and then they got to doing to do and they've 476 00:26:55,119 --> 00:26:58,959 Speaker 1: been severely disappointed. So don't set yourself up a disappointment. 477 00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:01,400 Speaker 1: That's the lesson here. Don't look at hand, don't look 478 00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:05,760 Speaker 1: at hands. Hands are for shaking. Okay, have you ever 479 00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:13,280 Speaker 1: thought a friend's kid was ugly? I'm answering this questions friendships. 480 00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:16,240 Speaker 1: Y'all y'all gonna mess up friends. Okay, so maybe maybe not. 481 00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:18,480 Speaker 1: Can we can we alter it a bit and just say, like, 482 00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:20,640 Speaker 1: have you seen a child that you thought was ugly? 483 00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:22,520 Speaker 1: Maybe that's not what the question is you have to 484 00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:26,000 Speaker 1: answer the question. Luckily, my friends are cute, so I 485 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:27,399 Speaker 1: don't I don't want to say that. I don't think 486 00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:29,439 Speaker 1: I have had any friends whose kids are ugly. I mean, 487 00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:31,600 Speaker 1: you know, sometimes in that newborn phase, the kids might 488 00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:33,560 Speaker 1: look a little like alien ish or like, you know, 489 00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:35,080 Speaker 1: when they have to kind of grow into theirselfs, they 490 00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:37,520 Speaker 1: look kind of really really skinny slim, so they have 491 00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:40,080 Speaker 1: to kind of plump up a bit. So, you know, 492 00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:42,240 Speaker 1: I feel like it takes a baby like three months 493 00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:47,440 Speaker 1: to cook right, to look outside the bomb, to settle 494 00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:51,000 Speaker 1: into their So I mean, so that means which one 495 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:52,480 Speaker 1: of your friends got a ugly baby? It's not what 496 00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:55,240 Speaker 1: the question. I didn't say which one they asked you 497 00:27:55,359 --> 00:27:58,120 Speaker 1: ever thought? So, this is my thing. I don't think 498 00:27:58,119 --> 00:28:03,359 Speaker 1: everybody is attractive. I don't babies and in adults. I 499 00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:06,120 Speaker 1: don't think every human I see is attractive. So when 500 00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:10,320 Speaker 1: people who I don't think are attractive mate with other 501 00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:12,680 Speaker 1: people who I don't think are attractive, and then they 502 00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:15,639 Speaker 1: have babies, you know, I'm not the type of persons 503 00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:19,240 Speaker 1: won't be like, oh, I'm gonna just be like I'm 504 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:22,800 Speaker 1: glad the baby's health from Yeah, tell me you've never 505 00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:25,520 Speaker 1: been able to people to have I have known to 506 00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:28,639 Speaker 1: want to attract people to have really cute babies, and 507 00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:32,080 Speaker 1: I don't know how it's uh, And I feel like 508 00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:35,320 Speaker 1: maybe they don't stay cute like I think once they 509 00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:38,720 Speaker 1: like hit puberty or whatever, it's like, oh there, like 510 00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:49,040 Speaker 1: sometimes they but like I don't think I have friends 511 00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:52,760 Speaker 1: that have kids I don't think are cute. But I 512 00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:55,840 Speaker 1: have known people that I would not call friends that 513 00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:59,520 Speaker 1: have had kids that I don't think are you don't 514 00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:03,160 Speaker 1: just said you don't blame the child. Thank you, you 515 00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:06,040 Speaker 1: don't blame the child. Just say you don't hang out 516 00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:12,040 Speaker 1: with ugly people. Though yes I wouldn't, they wouldn't really 517 00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:13,600 Speaker 1: roll in those circles. But I do agree with you kids. 518 00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:15,520 Speaker 1: I've seen some people, like even just in pageant days 519 00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:17,320 Speaker 1: when I used to compete back in the day, I 520 00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:19,560 Speaker 1: would see a girl on stage like a beautiful girl, 521 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,200 Speaker 1: and then you see her parents and you're just like, WHOA, 522 00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:27,120 Speaker 1: how did they make her a? And B is that 523 00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:31,040 Speaker 1: going to be her future? She could be scary for somebody, 524 00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:33,400 Speaker 1: you know what I mean? So I would tread lightly 525 00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:36,120 Speaker 1: if I was somebody pursuing like they say showed me 526 00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:38,840 Speaker 1: the person's mother, showed me the person's father. That might 527 00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:41,200 Speaker 1: be an indicator of what you have to look forward 528 00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:44,640 Speaker 1: to decades from now. I'll also say this, the unattractiveness 529 00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:48,680 Speaker 1: also comes with facial expressions. If people like some people 530 00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:52,200 Speaker 1: walking around with like a scowl, you know, like they 531 00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:55,040 Speaker 1: just they just you know, like what you think like 532 00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:57,000 Speaker 1: that for you know what they just mean, you know, 533 00:29:57,120 --> 00:30:00,760 Speaker 1: just mean scowl and they just look ugly. And then 534 00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:03,240 Speaker 1: you see their kids and their kids smile and you're like, oh, 535 00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:06,800 Speaker 1: you know, you look like facial oppressions and the way 536 00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:11,640 Speaker 1: that you choose that hold your face like that passes down. 537 00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:16,280 Speaker 1: It's not like kids will hold their face the same 538 00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:19,400 Speaker 1: way you choose to. I don't know why. So if 539 00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:25,160 Speaker 1: you make your that is true. Because when one of 540 00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:28,240 Speaker 1: my aunts in law was pregnant, she was just was 541 00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:30,240 Speaker 1: not the most pleasant person to be around. She just 542 00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:33,880 Speaker 1: always seemed really unhappy. She was like always scowling, and 543 00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:36,480 Speaker 1: everyone would just like, you know, you know, smile, smile, 544 00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:38,840 Speaker 1: and she'll be like, you know, and then the baby 545 00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:42,960 Speaker 1: came out looking just like her, scowling the entire time, 546 00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:45,280 Speaker 1: and it was like, I remember, my grandmother is saying 547 00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:47,720 Speaker 1: a lot of his mercy, we have to go smile 548 00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:50,800 Speaker 1: for this baby. Smile for this baby, because it's like 549 00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:53,720 Speaker 1: now the baby's out. Let's hope that the energy transfers 550 00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:56,560 Speaker 1: from smiling. Have your whole family wondering on who you 551 00:30:56,640 --> 00:31:00,200 Speaker 1: talk about right now? You know she grown out, but 552 00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:08,200 Speaker 1: she's so a kid. What happened at one time? You 553 00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:16,040 Speaker 1: got way too drunk or high? How long can we 554 00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:23,520 Speaker 1: do the show today? Okay? Lately? All right? So the 555 00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:29,120 Speaker 1: last time I was drunk high, I um for whatever reason, 556 00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:35,360 Speaker 1: I was like, I want to tweet something really positive 557 00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:41,840 Speaker 1: and inspirational. And I tried to do that, but apparently 558 00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:44,920 Speaker 1: it sounded very morbid because I was just like life 559 00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:51,720 Speaker 1: is short and it's very hard pushed through you got it. 560 00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:56,440 Speaker 1: I don't remember what that profound sat right, but I 561 00:31:56,680 --> 00:32:01,440 Speaker 1: thought like, yeah, I've touched someone today. And then I 562 00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:05,720 Speaker 1: got like sticks back to bad calls from friends and 563 00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:08,840 Speaker 1: family that were like, are you okay? I got text 564 00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:14,200 Speaker 1: messages from like like co workers, peers, people I'm inspired 565 00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:17,120 Speaker 1: by that were like, you mean so much to the community, 566 00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:22,840 Speaker 1: don't do it? And I was and I'm drunk off 567 00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:26,440 Speaker 1: my answering like what why is everybody calling me, and 568 00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:29,240 Speaker 1: finally I realized that everybody thought that I'd like, you 569 00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:36,240 Speaker 1: need a suicide note? Are you kidding? One? This was 570 00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:40,320 Speaker 1: like three weeks ago. Still there, I got to go 571 00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:43,240 Speaker 1: see what this note is? How long ago was it? Yesterday? 572 00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:50,080 Speaker 1: We love you. Usually when I'm like really fucked up, 573 00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:55,240 Speaker 1: I either like say a joke that's stupid, or I 574 00:32:55,400 --> 00:33:03,880 Speaker 1: fight or I scream help uncontrollably. I love that. So 575 00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:06,840 Speaker 1: this one time Deval and I I knew he's gonna 576 00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:11,800 Speaker 1: tell the story, which about the brownie. Okay, so you know, 577 00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:14,760 Speaker 1: I'm not like heavy and like the smoking part of it, 578 00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:16,080 Speaker 1: but it's like give me a little something that I 579 00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:19,840 Speaker 1: can eat and you know, partaking, and I'll do it. Right. 580 00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:22,360 Speaker 1: So this one particular time, we were at a friend's 581 00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:24,800 Speaker 1: house and this this particular friend and her husband. They 582 00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:28,120 Speaker 1: have five children, right, we had our three boys at 583 00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:30,200 Speaker 1: the house. So we're chilling, we're barbecue and having a 584 00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:32,680 Speaker 1: good time or whatever. So you know, our friend goes 585 00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:35,080 Speaker 1: and just like yo, um, I got this brownie. Though, 586 00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:38,160 Speaker 1: I got this brownie. So I was like, okay, so 587 00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:41,280 Speaker 1: I kid you not. The piece of the brownie was 588 00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:45,360 Speaker 1: like mad little It was like small like this, you know. 589 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,160 Speaker 1: So I was like, oh, okay, whatever, no big deal. 590 00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:51,240 Speaker 1: So Deval and I both took a piece of the brownie. 591 00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:54,000 Speaker 1: I should have known something was that when they didn't 592 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,440 Speaker 1: eat the brownie, they just gave it to us. So 593 00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:58,560 Speaker 1: it was almost like some experimental ship that it was 594 00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:00,560 Speaker 1: just like, oh, I'm gonna see obviously, how funked up 595 00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:02,920 Speaker 1: I can get these niggs over here. Because so we 596 00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:06,400 Speaker 1: ate the brownie and me being like I was like, 597 00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:10,719 Speaker 1: 't that brownie bodied it? Brownie ain't do ship good. 598 00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:14,520 Speaker 1: I was like, did I get your weight? Because I 599 00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:16,200 Speaker 1: saw at one point his eyes looked a little glossy 600 00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:18,280 Speaker 1: or whatever else. You'll get your weight. I was smoking 601 00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:21,000 Speaker 1: the pin before that. I was smoking, and that's how 602 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:22,759 Speaker 1: we ended up getting to the brownie cause I was like, man, 603 00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:24,600 Speaker 1: this pen really ain't doing nothing for me. And he's like, 604 00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:27,160 Speaker 1: I got something a little more. Then he got the brownie. 605 00:34:27,239 --> 00:34:29,480 Speaker 1: When he got the brownie, so I see he's a 606 00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:31,399 Speaker 1: little glossy or whatever, I was like, don't worry, babe, 607 00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:32,839 Speaker 1: I got you to know. If anything, I'll drive home, 608 00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:35,080 Speaker 1: you know, enjoy yourself. You know, I got I got 609 00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:37,840 Speaker 1: the kids. So then we proceeded to go into the 610 00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:40,400 Speaker 1: backyard just to kind of get some fresh air, and 611 00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:43,520 Speaker 1: Dival and I were literally sitting side by side alongside 612 00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:46,719 Speaker 1: each other, like like shoulder the shoulder, like hands in 613 00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:50,320 Speaker 1: our laps, and then all of a sudden, everything just 614 00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:53,840 Speaker 1: was like moving in slow motion. So imagine eight kids 615 00:34:53,920 --> 00:35:00,719 Speaker 1: kids at one time on the deck. Mommy, daddy, why 616 00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:05,040 Speaker 1: do you look like? Everything was in't like slow motion? 617 00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:08,359 Speaker 1: And it was dragged out, and I remember my friends saying, 618 00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:12,160 Speaker 1: are you like It was just like I was in 619 00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:14,399 Speaker 1: some sort of trence. I could hear my heart beat. 620 00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:16,120 Speaker 1: I thought I was gonna die. I could hear my 621 00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:18,800 Speaker 1: heartbeat coming out of my chest. So I was like, 622 00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:21,520 Speaker 1: I gotta go lay down. Me and K went to 623 00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:25,279 Speaker 1: go lay down, and I took the brownie first, and 624 00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:27,239 Speaker 1: then you know, you took the brownie first. You took 625 00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:29,160 Speaker 1: the brownie first, and then I took the brownie. We 626 00:35:29,239 --> 00:35:31,680 Speaker 1: go to lay down, and then finally we get up 627 00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:34,000 Speaker 1: and we're like, yo, we gotta drive the kids home 628 00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:36,280 Speaker 1: back home. And it was like a panic for a second, 629 00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:40,160 Speaker 1: but then I was but then I was convincing myself like, oh, 630 00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:42,720 Speaker 1: I'm good, Like I'm good. I was like this is mental, 631 00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:45,000 Speaker 1: Like you can't give me no brownie thing that's gonna 632 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,839 Speaker 1: take me out all night. I was like, I'm I'm good, 633 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:50,560 Speaker 1: so and listen, I do not we do not condone 634 00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:57,000 Speaker 1: driving under the influence or while in toxic for anybody 635 00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:58,879 Speaker 1: trying to show up to my children. But we had 636 00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:01,320 Speaker 1: three kids, and we had to get back home exactly. 637 00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:03,040 Speaker 1: And this was like at least two hours later because 638 00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:05,200 Speaker 1: we slept and everything. And I got up and I 639 00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:09,839 Speaker 1: was like, good, so let's go. We get in the car, kid, 640 00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:14,120 Speaker 1: and I kid, you not codem thought she was moving. 641 00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:17,120 Speaker 1: She's like, I'm gonna get us home, right. She thought 642 00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:19,960 Speaker 1: she was moving right. We're on the highway right, and 643 00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:22,400 Speaker 1: she's like she's blinking a lot, and she's like it's like, 644 00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:24,680 Speaker 1: I'm I'm going straight right, I'm going straight right, I'm 645 00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:26,560 Speaker 1: going straight right. I'm like yeah, yeah, yeah. She's like, 646 00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:29,040 Speaker 1: I'm going I'm going to speed limit right, She's going 647 00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:32,600 Speaker 1: fifteen miles p our kids fifteen. But I was so 648 00:36:32,719 --> 00:36:34,680 Speaker 1: afraid that I was just like, yeah, baby, going to 649 00:36:34,719 --> 00:36:37,440 Speaker 1: speed limit. She didn't go no faster. It took us 650 00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:40,239 Speaker 1: forever to get home, and she in the middle lane 651 00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:42,720 Speaker 1: because she don't want to draw no attention doing fifteen 652 00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:47,520 Speaker 1: miles per hour on the highway. Cars is flying by us, honking, 653 00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:51,000 Speaker 1: and she's just like, she's like, why the honking. I'm 654 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,360 Speaker 1: like the baby, don't worry about them and focus focus. 655 00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:57,879 Speaker 1: She drove straight fifteen miles per hour from there all 656 00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:00,600 Speaker 1: the way home, and and in my mind I was 657 00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:03,720 Speaker 1: completely fine. But I guess like the mind over matters 658 00:37:03,719 --> 00:37:05,480 Speaker 1: ship did not apply in this, and I didn't want 659 00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:07,960 Speaker 1: to alert her because if I was mad calm, he 660 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:09,359 Speaker 1: was like, you got this, baby guy. So I thought 661 00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:10,680 Speaker 1: I was good because I was like, here he was 662 00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:13,040 Speaker 1: telling me I'm good. I feel like I'm good, and 663 00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:17,160 Speaker 1: I just was not good apparently, but prayed the entire 664 00:37:17,239 --> 00:37:19,759 Speaker 1: way like, Lord, I will never eat another brownie from 665 00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:22,719 Speaker 1: these people ever again. And that's the last time. That's 666 00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:26,280 Speaker 1: the last time we ever ever did an edible wheel. 667 00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:36,920 Speaker 1: What was your wackiest sexual experience? M hm hmm, wackiest 668 00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:44,200 Speaker 1: sexual experience? I got one, and this is in this 669 00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:52,160 Speaker 1: is in no way to be racially divisive, but I 670 00:37:52,280 --> 00:37:55,440 Speaker 1: just I don't understand why you're laughing. But I had 671 00:37:55,560 --> 00:38:01,480 Speaker 1: sex with the white girl and it was like it 672 00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:04,520 Speaker 1: was like a porn because she was just doing a 673 00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:08,800 Speaker 1: lot of like groaning and saying things. But it just 674 00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:11,839 Speaker 1: wasn't like hitting the way she expected it to hit, 675 00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:17,560 Speaker 1: you know. It was just like yeah, yeah, yeah, And 676 00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:20,759 Speaker 1: I was just and I was kind of like the soundtrack, Yeah, 677 00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:28,680 Speaker 1: it was like yeah yeah, And it was kind of 678 00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:30,680 Speaker 1: turning me off, like it was you know, you know 679 00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:33,560 Speaker 1: how you ever said somebody's turning you off. So I 680 00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:37,120 Speaker 1: know for a fact that I wasn't even like hitting 681 00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:38,880 Speaker 1: it like that because I was turned off. But she 682 00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:44,239 Speaker 1: was like oh no, and I was just like all right, 683 00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:46,759 Speaker 1: all right, I'm I'm done. So I ended up like 684 00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:50,680 Speaker 1: faking like organs and I was like, oh, okay, got 685 00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:52,920 Speaker 1: to go. And I got out of there, and I 686 00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:55,320 Speaker 1: was like, yeah, that might be that might be the 687 00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:57,520 Speaker 1: last time might ever do anything like that. Like I 688 00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:01,040 Speaker 1: just and I'm not trying to be racially divide, but 689 00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:03,880 Speaker 1: this is why that was like your white girl spirits. Yes. 690 00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:06,800 Speaker 1: I was always kind of like, I'm I'm good with this, 691 00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:11,400 Speaker 1: You're good. Yes, I'm gonna stick with my women of 692 00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:15,920 Speaker 1: color because it's just a little bit more there, you know, 693 00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:21,439 Speaker 1: a little bit more spice. You know. It was pretty better. Yeah, 694 00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:24,200 Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. It was more authentic. Yeah. Also, 695 00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:27,080 Speaker 1: like the cheetens, the cheecken wasn't there. She didn't have 696 00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:29,759 Speaker 1: like the over ask. Yeah, I like when the ass 697 00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:31,960 Speaker 1: hit the lower back when you hit it and they'd 698 00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:36,480 Speaker 1: be like specks. It wasn't there. There was no splicet 699 00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:38,840 Speaker 1: so there was. When she bent over, it was just 700 00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:41,919 Speaker 1: like two hit bones in my pelvis. That didn't feel 701 00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:43,920 Speaker 1: good either. So I was kind of like, damn, I 702 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:46,160 Speaker 1: can't do to no ask. That was a whole turn off. 703 00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:50,759 Speaker 1: She did, but I tried it because my homeboy, my 704 00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:53,759 Speaker 1: homeboys in college, was like, yo, if you fuck a 705 00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:57,360 Speaker 1: girl with no ass, you get more, You get to 706 00:39:57,440 --> 00:40:00,520 Speaker 1: feel more because you don't chick that guy ass. Sometimes 707 00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:04,600 Speaker 1: they asked just be black, right, So because I had asked, Now, 708 00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:07,360 Speaker 1: this is the funny thing is the whole conversation happened 709 00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:10,200 Speaker 1: in the locker room, right. The white boys was asking 710 00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:11,560 Speaker 1: us like, man, how do you like these girls with 711 00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:13,160 Speaker 1: these you know, these big butts, like these black with 712 00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:15,160 Speaker 1: these big butts. And I was just like, what do 713 00:40:15,239 --> 00:40:17,000 Speaker 1: you mean? And they were just like, yeah, you know, 714 00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:19,840 Speaker 1: it's just too much. You know, I'd rather have a 715 00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:22,160 Speaker 1: little tight, but you know, and I was like, why, 716 00:40:22,239 --> 00:40:24,040 Speaker 1: it's like you get more, you get to feel more. 717 00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:26,200 Speaker 1: So I ain't gonna lie. I was young. I was like, 718 00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:28,719 Speaker 1: I want to try and see what they are, what 719 00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:32,279 Speaker 1: they're talking about. It just was not for me, Like 720 00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:37,480 Speaker 1: I like the SPCE, this is why our food tasted different. Thing, 721 00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:43,080 Speaker 1: we just do things different. That's okay, we do things different. 722 00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:47,000 Speaker 1: And oh, how the white tables have turned? How many 723 00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:50,480 Speaker 1: white boys still saving see that? They don't say that 724 00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:52,839 Speaker 1: no more because you see them now. You see them now, 725 00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,799 Speaker 1: like because in college we're talking about two thousand and three. 726 00:40:56,520 --> 00:41:02,000 Speaker 1: I was eighteen. That hasn't one two thousand three, two 727 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:05,680 Speaker 1: thousand four vibe. That's like that early New Line cinema. 728 00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:10,320 Speaker 1: You're right, that's when Cameron Diaz the most beautiful woman, Angela, 729 00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:18,399 Speaker 1: Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Anderston. Yeah, that's what they were into. 730 00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:21,600 Speaker 1: Is it's not like the animal. Oh my god, that's hilarious. 731 00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:25,880 Speaker 1: I don't know that I've ever had like a super 732 00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:31,319 Speaker 1: whack one. I think they probably the wackiest experience once 733 00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:33,600 Speaker 1: was problem that like the first thing comes to mind 734 00:41:33,719 --> 00:41:36,520 Speaker 1: was like after a night at the club with an 735 00:41:36,719 --> 00:41:38,800 Speaker 1: X mine I was mad at the nigger for some 736 00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:43,960 Speaker 1: reason and still decided to have sex, and so I 737 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:46,960 Speaker 1: sort of just let it happen while hating him the 738 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:50,799 Speaker 1: whole time and also sort of like fake. And then 739 00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:58,360 Speaker 1: you know, the nigger didn't want to leave, like refused 740 00:41:58,360 --> 00:42:03,200 Speaker 1: to be like no no, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah, 741 00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:06,759 Speaker 1: oh yeah, I hear you. I don't think I've had 742 00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:10,759 Speaker 1: a wax sexual experience. I mean, probably the wackiest one 743 00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:12,759 Speaker 1: I've ever had was like just losing my virginity to 744 00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:14,719 Speaker 1: think about that, Like nobody, like neither of us knew 745 00:42:14,719 --> 00:42:17,000 Speaker 1: what the hell we were doing, and it was just awkward. 746 00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:20,800 Speaker 1: I was. So it was just like that awkwardness of like, 747 00:42:21,239 --> 00:42:23,120 Speaker 1: first of all, running through your mind, shouldn't even be 748 00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:25,080 Speaker 1: doing this, Oh my god, my mom is probably at 749 00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:26,719 Speaker 1: the door. Like there's just so many things that go 750 00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:28,360 Speaker 1: through your head. You feel guilty, you feel like I 751 00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:30,520 Speaker 1: should be waiting for marriage, I'm going to go to hell, 752 00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:33,160 Speaker 1: and then being conflicted with like, but I really like 753 00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:35,120 Speaker 1: this guy and he don't really know what he's doing 754 00:42:35,239 --> 00:42:37,520 Speaker 1: and he's nervous. So that was probably the wackiest one. 755 00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:40,960 Speaker 1: I'm sure most people who've had their you know, virginity 756 00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:43,000 Speaker 1: stories probably been like that ship was like the worst, 757 00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:49,160 Speaker 1: but like, yeah, my virginity, My virginity story was pretty 758 00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:50,799 Speaker 1: wack too. But it also makes me think, like now 759 00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:52,880 Speaker 1: it was an adult, I wish it would have been 760 00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:55,000 Speaker 1: with a more mature, older woman who knew what she 761 00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:57,160 Speaker 1: was doing. So I knew what I was doing. I 762 00:42:57,320 --> 00:43:00,839 Speaker 1: had no clue what I was doing. I just washed 763 00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:02,759 Speaker 1: a bunch of porn and it was just like, there 764 00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:05,919 Speaker 1: goes that cousins told me what to do. Your cousin. 765 00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:08,279 Speaker 1: My cousins told me. They told me what to do, 766 00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:10,680 Speaker 1: and then it was over. And about I say, about 767 00:43:10,719 --> 00:43:15,600 Speaker 1: twenty six seconds that first time you get up in there, 768 00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:21,640 Speaker 1: boy boy, oh my god, it's the whole New world. 769 00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:26,040 Speaker 1: You're like, wow, Wow, this is what black people used 770 00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:32,440 Speaker 1: to cure all illnesses and diseases. Ginger Real Tussing Robot, 771 00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:35,440 Speaker 1: that was my second one, Tussing, Robert Tussing. I was 772 00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:39,759 Speaker 1: gonna say, saltee or vix vix, saltine crackers. The price 773 00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:44,120 Speaker 1: is right, ginger Real Robot, here we go. You can 774 00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:46,720 Speaker 1: cure anything that's a fag. And if you're a Jamaican 775 00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:48,480 Speaker 1: or from a West Indian household, you could throw some 776 00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:55,239 Speaker 1: bush tea in there. Well, eucalyptus on. Honey, there you go. 777 00:43:57,600 --> 00:44:00,160 Speaker 1: Your mother with the eucalypt was that the eucalyptus up 778 00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:03,080 Speaker 1: this oil. So we had COVID earlier in the year. 779 00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:06,280 Speaker 1: You know what her mother had us doing sniffing eucalypt 780 00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:10,880 Speaker 1: this oil over hot hot water and lemon and orange peels. 781 00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:17,799 Speaker 1: It worked. God, you know, Thank God. I don't believe 782 00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:22,120 Speaker 1: COVID even touched my parents doorstep at any time. Every 783 00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:24,480 Speaker 1: time I would call them, my mother is in the 784 00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:31,680 Speaker 1: kitchen boiling some herbs and spices or whatever, and with 785 00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:34,640 Speaker 1: the towel, you come up there sweating like this. And 786 00:44:34,719 --> 00:44:37,040 Speaker 1: after that I started doing like poor extractions. I was like, 787 00:44:37,120 --> 00:44:38,960 Speaker 1: this is a whole facially one. You might as well 788 00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:43,719 Speaker 1: the time take advantage of the town. Yeah, that's a fact. 789 00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:46,200 Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. All right, kids, you're gonna stick around 790 00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:47,879 Speaker 1: with us. We're gonna take a quick break, get into 791 00:44:48,000 --> 00:45:00,400 Speaker 1: some listening letters after we paid some bills. All right, 792 00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:01,959 Speaker 1: so we're back, and I have a quick question about 793 00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:06,160 Speaker 1: listening letters. Y'all do listening to letters on y'all show, right, yep, 794 00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:09,160 Speaker 1: every week? Because somebody said to me somebody said to me, yo, 795 00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:11,520 Speaker 1: ya should change your name for listening to letters because 796 00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:14,040 Speaker 1: y'all stole that from the read And I was like, well, 797 00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:18,920 Speaker 1: we ain't trying to steal nothing from the ready y'all got. 798 00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:25,880 Speaker 1: Y'all got some letters from the listeners. They said, come on, 799 00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:30,320 Speaker 1: another's be creative, come up with something different. You stole that, 800 00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:33,439 Speaker 1: give us a suggestion. Then that's the case. I don't 801 00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:36,440 Speaker 1: know why, what do you want us to call it? 802 00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:39,919 Speaker 1: Oh my god, I just want to make it clear 803 00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:42,520 Speaker 1: since we have kids on here, there's no there's no 804 00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:45,759 Speaker 1: love lost between us and the read that we stole 805 00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:52,120 Speaker 1: listening to letters like y'all call it the reading that 806 00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:55,920 Speaker 1: actually will be literally they are right exactly on this 807 00:45:56,040 --> 00:45:58,279 Speaker 1: listening letter here is a book, and we'll be asked 808 00:45:58,360 --> 00:46:01,600 Speaker 1: for they send us like a snure like chapters. Okay, 809 00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:05,239 Speaker 1: because we at one time said, you know what, guys, 810 00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:07,760 Speaker 1: give us some more context, and now they're like, giving 811 00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:10,879 Speaker 1: us the whole song and go for the first one. Yeah, 812 00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:15,480 Speaker 1: I bet first and foremost. I love your family videos 813 00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:17,960 Speaker 1: in this podcast has become my new guilty pleasure. Thank 814 00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:21,319 Speaker 1: you so much. I endore watching you all and enjoy 815 00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:23,040 Speaker 1: watching you all It gives me hope that falling in 816 00:46:23,080 --> 00:46:24,800 Speaker 1: love with your best friend is real and can happen. 817 00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:27,879 Speaker 1: I would like to remain anonymous, so you shall if 818 00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:30,439 Speaker 1: you can, to protect my identity. Oh gosh, I wonder 819 00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:33,040 Speaker 1: what's happening here. Last year I lost the love of 820 00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:35,440 Speaker 1: my life. She was separated and one day she left me, 821 00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:37,720 Speaker 1: and she ended up choosing to be with another woman, 822 00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:41,080 Speaker 1: not her wife. She told me after a bait after 823 00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:43,839 Speaker 1: birthday trip we took for my birthday. We got back 824 00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:45,920 Speaker 1: from the trip and the next day she was a stranger. 825 00:46:46,239 --> 00:46:48,640 Speaker 1: She told me she needed time to reevaluate things. A 826 00:46:48,719 --> 00:46:52,360 Speaker 1: week later, I received devastating news and I am h 827 00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:56,800 Speaker 1: s V one and h s V two positive. I 828 00:46:57,080 --> 00:46:59,279 Speaker 1: immediately revealed the news to her. She was tested, and 829 00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:01,600 Speaker 1: then a week later she found out she was also positive. 830 00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:04,120 Speaker 1: She didn't tell a soul. I looked up every person 831 00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:07,279 Speaker 1: I had ever had relations with, male and female. There 832 00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:11,040 Speaker 1: was also one person i'd ever i'd ever had sex. Oh, 833 00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:13,120 Speaker 1: there's only one person I've ever had sex with that 834 00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:16,840 Speaker 1: I actually saw something in their generals and they denied 835 00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:19,000 Speaker 1: it when I reached out. I hadn't slept with that 836 00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:21,920 Speaker 1: person in years and no breakout to nothing as prom 837 00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:23,440 Speaker 1: my o b g y N. It is common for 838 00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:26,400 Speaker 1: this virus to live dormant in your body. Up and 839 00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:29,840 Speaker 1: sixty people in the world have it and have no 840 00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,960 Speaker 1: systems or symptoms of outbreaks. It is only continuous if 841 00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:35,560 Speaker 1: you have relations. During an outbreak, I felt my life 842 00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:37,680 Speaker 1: was overlost my best friend, the love of my life, 843 00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:40,839 Speaker 1: and my outlook on life. I attempted suicide. Oh man, 844 00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:44,040 Speaker 1: come on shorty, and started therapy to try to cope. 845 00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:47,520 Speaker 1: I just couldn't see pass my life after that call 846 00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:49,800 Speaker 1: from the dock and losing the strongest romantic connection of 847 00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:52,000 Speaker 1: my life. This woman was my best friend and now 848 00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:54,480 Speaker 1: we are nothing. Now I have guilty. Now I have 849 00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:56,560 Speaker 1: guilt because the new girl is not aware of my 850 00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:59,279 Speaker 1: ex girlfriend's status, and it eats me up because that's 851 00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:02,080 Speaker 1: not right, and that's not how That's how I ended 852 00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:04,200 Speaker 1: up in this predicament. Someone didn't tell me, and one 853 00:48:04,239 --> 00:48:06,600 Speaker 1: sexual encounter and changed my life. I had a I 854 00:48:06,719 --> 00:48:09,359 Speaker 1: made a choice to always share my status even though 855 00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:11,960 Speaker 1: the other person may not want anything to do with 856 00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:15,480 Speaker 1: me after that. Yes, it's terrifying dating with this STD 857 00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:19,400 Speaker 1: and it has a large stigmatized image attached to the diagnosis. 858 00:48:19,719 --> 00:48:22,480 Speaker 1: I literally have nightmares about the truth being revealed. What 859 00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:25,760 Speaker 1: if the girl tries to hurt me or my exes family? 860 00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:28,719 Speaker 1: When is when it's too soon to reveal that I 861 00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:31,400 Speaker 1: have it or too late? Any advice you could you 862 00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:35,080 Speaker 1: would help. I'm confused for a second. So she she 863 00:48:35,239 --> 00:48:38,239 Speaker 1: was with this girl the STD from her, and now 864 00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:42,400 Speaker 1: the girl has moved on, and she doesn't know if 865 00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:44,600 Speaker 1: the girl told the new person that she has the STD, 866 00:48:44,960 --> 00:48:47,160 Speaker 1: and she doesn't. She pretty much doesn't know when is 867 00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:49,200 Speaker 1: the right time to tell new people in her life. 868 00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:52,040 Speaker 1: She hasn't told she's moved on as well, but she 869 00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:54,279 Speaker 1: hasn't told the new girl in her life. And she 870 00:48:54,880 --> 00:48:56,879 Speaker 1: said she was up front with people and tell them 871 00:48:57,040 --> 00:48:58,640 Speaker 1: even if it means that they won't be with her. 872 00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:02,120 Speaker 1: She says she will like to be, but she says 873 00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:04,239 Speaker 1: she's this new girl is new, So when is the 874 00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:07,520 Speaker 1: right time to tell people that one is the right time? Well, 875 00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:10,000 Speaker 1: one is the right time? Any advice for her kids? 876 00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:20,319 Speaker 1: I mean, as far as I'm concerned, UM, I think 877 00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:25,840 Speaker 1: that prior to you having sex, the right time is 878 00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:31,239 Speaker 1: when you're ready, you know. Um, I don't think it's 879 00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:34,560 Speaker 1: something like I think that some people I believe who 880 00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:40,200 Speaker 1: have certain like S T I S or whatever and 881 00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:43,359 Speaker 1: know that they're stigmatized for it or whatever, they kind 882 00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:46,680 Speaker 1: of feel like when they're when they start dating someone, 883 00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:50,080 Speaker 1: it needs to be like date one information, like you 884 00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:51,800 Speaker 1: need to come out of the box and be like 885 00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:54,359 Speaker 1: this is a thing because it might be a deal 886 00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:56,680 Speaker 1: breaker or so I want to get it out of 887 00:49:56,680 --> 00:50:00,239 Speaker 1: the way now. And I don't know that that's necessarily true. Um, 888 00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:03,719 Speaker 1: I've never had that conversation with anyone, and I want it. 889 00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:06,000 Speaker 1: I can think of it as ever directly had the 890 00:50:06,040 --> 00:50:08,840 Speaker 1: conversation with me. So I'm really working off of like 891 00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:11,560 Speaker 1: how I feel like I would feel, and it's something, 892 00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:19,239 Speaker 1: but I personally feel like it isn't necessarily owed to 893 00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:22,080 Speaker 1: me when we start dating, you know what I mean. 894 00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:27,320 Speaker 1: But obviously, if you're going to have sex, it should 895 00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:30,920 Speaker 1: be a conversation that you have prior to that. I 896 00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:33,200 Speaker 1: guess the fare would be the fair would be that 897 00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:35,960 Speaker 1: you are dating someone, you didn't disclose it, You're going 898 00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:37,880 Speaker 1: a couple of dates, you guys are really feeling each other, 899 00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:39,239 Speaker 1: and then it gets to the point where you do 900 00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:42,360 Speaker 1: feel like you want to then have sexual relations somebody 901 00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:44,600 Speaker 1: with somebody, and then you have to lay that news 902 00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:45,960 Speaker 1: on there, So it's almost like a set up for 903 00:50:46,040 --> 00:50:48,959 Speaker 1: disappointment possibly, or do you feel like you're wasting your time? 904 00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:53,320 Speaker 1: I feel like, okay, when you're dating someone, right, it 905 00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:56,520 Speaker 1: doesn't automatically mean you're gonna have sex. So I'm not 906 00:50:56,640 --> 00:50:59,440 Speaker 1: going to disclose my personal business to someone who I 907 00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:01,920 Speaker 1: don't even if I like enough to to have my 908 00:51:02,040 --> 00:51:05,439 Speaker 1: personal business. So date won some people, but some people 909 00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:08,440 Speaker 1: will probably say, okay, date when you realize you like 910 00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:10,880 Speaker 1: this person. If you continue to go on dates with 911 00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:12,480 Speaker 1: them and you don't tell them and then it gets 912 00:51:12,520 --> 00:51:15,440 Speaker 1: to the sex part, now you've wasted their time. If 913 00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:17,960 Speaker 1: they chose that they don't want to move forward on 914 00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:22,279 Speaker 1: dating because you have this STDR s t I. So 915 00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:25,200 Speaker 1: for me, it's like you damned if you do, you 916 00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:27,080 Speaker 1: damned if you don't. But you get one life. As 917 00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:31,640 Speaker 1: long as you're clear with someone when you're ready, like 918 00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:34,320 Speaker 1: like kids said, when you're ready, I think that's the 919 00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:36,480 Speaker 1: most important. And as long as you don't put someone 920 00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:40,520 Speaker 1: in danger by just by having sex without disclosing beforehand, 921 00:51:41,320 --> 00:51:45,600 Speaker 1: that's that's cool. In time, know, there's no right A 922 00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:48,279 Speaker 1: long time it's when you're ready. It's your body as 923 00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:50,400 Speaker 1: long as you don't put no one in danger. So 924 00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:54,000 Speaker 1: I agree with your kids, you're not really wasting anybody's time. 925 00:51:54,440 --> 00:52:00,560 Speaker 1: But you know, disclosing that sex whenever, because you could 926 00:52:00,560 --> 00:52:02,960 Speaker 1: go on four great dates and then before you go 927 00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:05,439 Speaker 1: to have sex to find out that like they don't 928 00:52:05,480 --> 00:52:11,879 Speaker 1: page house support or the right or they have big 929 00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:15,640 Speaker 1: hands and their print is small, like you know, something 930 00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:18,560 Speaker 1: like that. The funny thing is that's but that's a 931 00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:22,560 Speaker 1: great perspective that we don't often think about. Right when 932 00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:24,279 Speaker 1: you think about st d S or s t I S. 933 00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:26,360 Speaker 1: It's like you got to tell right away because you 934 00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:28,640 Speaker 1: could be wasting somebody's time. But he just brought up 935 00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:30,600 Speaker 1: a good point. You may have gone four and five 936 00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:32,439 Speaker 1: or six days, go to the house and realize they're 937 00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:34,359 Speaker 1: fucking dirty and decided I don't want to have sex 938 00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:36,080 Speaker 1: with this person, and they had nothing to do with 939 00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:39,080 Speaker 1: an STD. We we decide whether or not we want 940 00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:41,440 Speaker 1: to not have sex with someone for so many reasons. 941 00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:43,919 Speaker 1: We can't just say that this is the only reason 942 00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:45,960 Speaker 1: that's going to matter. So that's a good perspective that 943 00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:48,080 Speaker 1: I have you thought about. Yeah, well, good luck to 944 00:52:48,120 --> 00:52:53,600 Speaker 1: Jesus all right now. Number two and last, but not least, 945 00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:55,920 Speaker 1: absolutely love you guys and the influence you guys have 946 00:52:56,080 --> 00:52:58,680 Speaker 1: on your audience, especially during these times. Thank you so much. 947 00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:00,879 Speaker 1: My boyfriend and I have been together for two years. 948 00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:03,680 Speaker 1: He is about to be thirty, and I'm He has 949 00:53:03,719 --> 00:53:07,320 Speaker 1: three children before we met. I have not graduated college 950 00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:10,399 Speaker 1: yet yet college yet, still pursuing, but I do work 951 00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:12,759 Speaker 1: for the New York City Department of Education and make 952 00:53:12,880 --> 00:53:15,120 Speaker 1: very good money to pay for my own car, travel 953 00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:17,840 Speaker 1: and help my mom out. He does not have a 954 00:53:17,880 --> 00:53:20,480 Speaker 1: college degree, jumps from job to job, and has no 955 00:53:20,640 --> 00:53:23,399 Speaker 1: skill set for budgeting and saving money, so of course 956 00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:25,760 Speaker 1: that means I've been paying for a majority of everything 957 00:53:25,840 --> 00:53:29,200 Speaker 1: we do and eat. He we speak about marriage and 958 00:53:29,280 --> 00:53:32,520 Speaker 1: having children, but I'm hesitant because he was not specific 959 00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:35,759 Speaker 1: or has no specific goal to do anything as his 960 00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:39,440 Speaker 1: career is concerned. I don't necessarily want to walk away 961 00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:43,200 Speaker 1: because he we have grown this connection as him being 962 00:53:43,239 --> 00:53:46,000 Speaker 1: my best friend. I see the potential of the relationship 963 00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:53,200 Speaker 1: and the sex is bomb kids. Ah. I understand he 964 00:53:53,320 --> 00:53:55,640 Speaker 1: has to focus on his kids first, but when will 965 00:53:55,719 --> 00:53:58,719 Speaker 1: he finally stabilize himselves to start building a steady life 966 00:53:58,760 --> 00:54:01,160 Speaker 1: with me. I can't keeping at the register while he 967 00:54:01,239 --> 00:54:08,960 Speaker 1: hugs me from behind. Dick to bomb dit bomb, That's 968 00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:13,560 Speaker 1: what that is. Is she just dickmatized. So the answer 969 00:54:14,040 --> 00:54:17,279 Speaker 1: to when is he going to do that'll about to 970 00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:22,719 Speaker 1: say like she knows. The answer is he who as 971 00:54:23,040 --> 00:54:26,360 Speaker 1: women in his life that will cover all his bases 972 00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:28,879 Speaker 1: for him And all he has to do is fuck 973 00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:30,799 Speaker 1: you and hug you from the back when y'all are 974 00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:36,480 Speaker 1: at target? Like, why would he do anything differently? Is 975 00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:41,000 Speaker 1: that sex withy um? Yeah? I mean I feel like 976 00:54:43,040 --> 00:54:45,880 Speaker 1: isn't these types of positions Usually if they get their 977 00:54:45,880 --> 00:54:48,200 Speaker 1: ship together at all, it's because like they have to 978 00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:51,200 Speaker 1: sort of like make the decision, whether by falling on 979 00:54:51,320 --> 00:54:55,239 Speaker 1: their face or just facing some other obstacle in life, 980 00:54:55,320 --> 00:54:57,200 Speaker 1: or they kind of have no other choice but to 981 00:54:57,440 --> 00:54:59,800 Speaker 1: like get their ship together and change their way of thinking. 982 00:55:00,480 --> 00:55:04,800 Speaker 1: But you sitting back and waiting for that day is 983 00:55:04,840 --> 00:55:08,000 Speaker 1: a disservice to your damn self because a it's not promised, 984 00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:10,440 Speaker 1: So you might just end up old and resentful and 985 00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:13,120 Speaker 1: have this niggas fourth and fifth and six kids and 986 00:55:13,160 --> 00:55:15,239 Speaker 1: he's still jumping around from job job, And then you 987 00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:20,680 Speaker 1: manage yourself and him. She's gonna be mad at herself, 988 00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:23,320 Speaker 1: him and every other nigga because it always happens, and 989 00:55:24,719 --> 00:55:26,799 Speaker 1: you you knew what it was, you still working with him. 990 00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:28,480 Speaker 1: But then after that it's gonna be niggas ain't ship 991 00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:31,600 Speaker 1: because like, look how you built yourself up since you're like, 992 00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:33,080 Speaker 1: you have a job, you can pay for your money 993 00:55:33,200 --> 00:55:35,879 Speaker 1: or travel. This that he has no degree, jumps from 994 00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:38,799 Speaker 1: drop to job, no skill set for budgeting, doesn't save money, 995 00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:41,120 Speaker 1: can't save money because he don't make money. So it's 996 00:55:41,160 --> 00:55:42,839 Speaker 1: usually with these listen letters, I feel like they kind 997 00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:46,480 Speaker 1: of map everything out to just say the obvious, like girl, yeah, 998 00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:48,880 Speaker 1: they just want information from us of what they know 999 00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:51,120 Speaker 1: they want to do, because they all map out all 1000 00:55:51,160 --> 00:55:52,960 Speaker 1: the bad stuff and say, I know, I know that 1001 00:55:53,160 --> 00:55:55,640 Speaker 1: I should. But if you want me to sit here 1002 00:55:55,640 --> 00:55:57,880 Speaker 1: and tell you no, girl, fight for it, because n 1003 00:55:58,680 --> 00:56:01,880 Speaker 1: he's telling you who he is. People not just niggas. 1004 00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:04,680 Speaker 1: People who are enabled are going to continue to do 1005 00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:08,560 Speaker 1: and and show bad behavior because they're enabled. If that 1006 00:56:08,760 --> 00:56:11,480 Speaker 1: is what it is, because why not, why not just 1007 00:56:12,960 --> 00:56:14,920 Speaker 1: all my bases are covered and I don't have to 1008 00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:17,759 Speaker 1: do anything but drop some dick off, you know, what 1009 00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:25,360 Speaker 1: I mean. Yeah, literally, that's a fact. That is a 1010 00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:28,560 Speaker 1: whole fact. Well, if you want to be featured as 1011 00:56:28,600 --> 00:56:31,799 Speaker 1: one of our listener letters, keep writing in, keep emailing us, 1012 00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:34,360 Speaker 1: and just know that listener Letters was not copyrighting coined 1013 00:56:34,400 --> 00:56:38,360 Speaker 1: by h Kid Fury and Crystal at three UM because 1014 00:56:38,400 --> 00:56:41,200 Speaker 1: we're just getting letters from our listeners and we love 1015 00:56:41,280 --> 00:56:43,360 Speaker 1: y'all and we appreciate it. So continue to email us 1016 00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:49,160 Speaker 1: at generals. That's a fact. Continue to email us at 1017 00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:51,920 Speaker 1: dead as Advice at gmail dot com. Yes, that's d 1018 00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:54,160 Speaker 1: E A d A S S A d V I 1019 00:56:54,320 --> 00:56:58,080 Speaker 1: C E at gmail dot com. Alright, So to close 1020 00:56:58,080 --> 00:57:02,560 Speaker 1: out the show, Kid reads a moment of truth Moment 1021 00:57:02,640 --> 00:57:06,279 Speaker 1: of truth time with some parting words you'd like to 1022 00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:08,560 Speaker 1: leave us with. Typically it's about whatever the show topic 1023 00:57:08,680 --> 00:57:10,680 Speaker 1: was about. You just kind of have that final note 1024 00:57:10,800 --> 00:57:12,920 Speaker 1: or that final thought or that final piece of advice. 1025 00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:15,239 Speaker 1: I mean, we got two kip key, We laughed about 1026 00:57:15,280 --> 00:57:18,520 Speaker 1: ships and farts and dick sizes and all sorts of stuff. 1027 00:57:18,520 --> 00:57:20,320 Speaker 1: So is there anything that you'd like to leave us 1028 00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:24,480 Speaker 1: with as your moment of truth? I was gonna say, 1029 00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:28,960 Speaker 1: should happen, and it happens anywhere at any time, in 1030 00:57:30,840 --> 00:57:36,760 Speaker 1: any day. Um No, I guess just I don't really 1031 00:57:36,760 --> 00:57:39,520 Speaker 1: want to say it. I love you guys, and you 1032 00:57:39,600 --> 00:57:44,600 Speaker 1: guys consistently inspired me, and I'm glad that I got 1033 00:57:44,680 --> 00:57:47,200 Speaker 1: a chance to do this. I'm sure Kerson will love 1034 00:57:47,240 --> 00:57:49,640 Speaker 1: to do it as well. She wasn't going to school 1035 00:57:49,760 --> 00:57:52,840 Speaker 1: every second of every day these days. Oh my goodness. 1036 00:57:52,880 --> 00:57:56,280 Speaker 1: She was definitely missed. But we enjoyed having you thoroughly. 1037 00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:59,600 Speaker 1: We were glad to have you too, just as glad 1038 00:57:59,680 --> 00:58:02,959 Speaker 1: as I was to have that gallon size ziplock bag. 1039 00:58:03,760 --> 00:58:07,800 Speaker 1: So my moment, I told you my grandmother cook. She 1040 00:58:07,880 --> 00:58:10,400 Speaker 1: made ox their ricing piece. I had cabbage at fried 1041 00:58:10,480 --> 00:58:13,640 Speaker 1: planting masks that that morning. She made acting and sawfish. 1042 00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:15,960 Speaker 1: She made some fried dumplings. So it was just a 1043 00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:19,680 Speaker 1: plethora of things in my system. It was, you know, 1044 00:58:19,760 --> 00:58:21,560 Speaker 1: it was a little spicy to the little pepper and 1045 00:58:23,640 --> 00:58:25,520 Speaker 1: was not. It just was not a vibe, y'all. But 1046 00:58:25,720 --> 00:58:30,560 Speaker 1: like you, like, like kids said, ship happens. What matters 1047 00:58:30,720 --> 00:58:33,920 Speaker 1: is how you deal with this ship in that moment. 1048 00:58:34,520 --> 00:58:39,840 Speaker 1: Are you able to overcome the shitty moments? Yes, that's 1049 00:58:39,880 --> 00:58:43,400 Speaker 1: what matters. There we go. Did you have a moment 1050 00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:45,920 Speaker 1: of truth? Baby? Oh? My moment of truth is that 1051 00:58:46,040 --> 00:58:48,840 Speaker 1: I learned real early that when you're hitting it from 1052 00:58:48,880 --> 00:58:51,680 Speaker 1: the back and her ask, don't hit hello back and 1053 00:58:51,720 --> 00:58:58,000 Speaker 1: go clack at me. She got to eat oxtail ricing peace. 1054 00:58:59,720 --> 00:59:07,440 Speaker 1: That's how That's how you get that over the Seriously, 1055 00:59:07,560 --> 00:59:09,560 Speaker 1: my moment moment of truth is it's fun to live 1056 00:59:09,600 --> 00:59:12,320 Speaker 1: in your truth. You like when you can talk about 1057 00:59:12,360 --> 00:59:14,320 Speaker 1: the things in your life and not be ashamed of 1058 00:59:14,400 --> 00:59:17,120 Speaker 1: who you are and what you've done. It's it's freeing 1059 00:59:17,320 --> 00:59:19,720 Speaker 1: and it's facts. It's fun like this is. I think 1060 00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:24,640 Speaker 1: that's one thing we all have in common that just 1061 00:59:24,920 --> 00:59:27,240 Speaker 1: is it is what it is. I mean, my podcast 1062 00:59:27,360 --> 00:59:29,840 Speaker 1: is called The Read. In your podcast is called dead. 1063 00:59:34,720 --> 00:59:38,640 Speaker 1: We don't give over here, that's all the fact. Well, kid, 1064 00:59:38,760 --> 00:59:41,000 Speaker 1: make sure, like I said, if anybody was like completely 1065 00:59:41,040 --> 00:59:43,360 Speaker 1: under a rock or comatos for the past couple of years, 1066 00:59:43,560 --> 00:59:45,680 Speaker 1: where can they find you? Where can they find everything 1067 00:59:45,720 --> 00:59:51,120 Speaker 1: that you have going on? Oh man? Our podcast is 1068 00:59:51,400 --> 00:59:55,000 Speaker 1: called The Read and then it's R E A D. 1069 00:59:55,920 --> 00:59:58,800 Speaker 1: And I think that the Instagram and socials are this 1070 00:59:59,040 --> 01:00:03,320 Speaker 1: is three it's your Grammy, Twitter and stuff and my 1071 01:00:03,440 --> 01:00:06,040 Speaker 1: shows K I, D F R Y. Good luck finding 1072 01:00:06,040 --> 01:00:09,440 Speaker 1: me actually being active on social checked it you have 1073 01:00:09,680 --> 01:00:11,920 Speaker 1: like you have like one post on your page. I 1074 01:00:12,080 --> 01:00:15,160 Speaker 1: was like, what you did? You deleted everything. I'm in 1075 01:00:15,240 --> 01:00:19,880 Speaker 1: a season. I'm just chilling and just observing, keeping my 1076 01:00:19,960 --> 01:00:23,920 Speaker 1: headlone working and just trying to like encourage all the 1077 01:00:23,960 --> 01:00:28,760 Speaker 1: people we need. Moments like that, we'll come up above ground. Okay, 1078 01:00:28,840 --> 01:00:32,120 Speaker 1: now it's about to be springtime. It's about to be springtime. Well, 1079 01:00:32,200 --> 01:00:34,440 Speaker 1: it's always as as always, it's good to sit down 1080 01:00:34,440 --> 01:00:36,120 Speaker 1: and chat with you. I'm hoping and praying that the 1081 01:00:36,160 --> 01:00:37,680 Speaker 1: next time we do this it can be in person 1082 01:00:38,480 --> 01:00:39,840 Speaker 1: or even when we're in New York if you can 1083 01:00:39,960 --> 01:00:41,800 Speaker 1: link up for a vibe. But you know what I mean, 1084 01:00:41,840 --> 01:00:43,280 Speaker 1: You get together, have a drink and all that good 1085 01:00:43,280 --> 01:00:46,040 Speaker 1: stuff and just chill. So I'm looking forward to coming 1086 01:00:46,120 --> 01:00:48,680 Speaker 1: west very soon. Well you know that we're stuff. Now 1087 01:00:49,120 --> 01:00:54,800 Speaker 1: we're in Georgia. How are you? You don't always bouncing around? 1088 01:00:54,880 --> 01:00:57,600 Speaker 1: You have eight homes across the planet because you work 1089 01:00:57,720 --> 01:01:01,360 Speaker 1: on every country. That's what I was like, this is 1090 01:01:01,440 --> 01:01:03,400 Speaker 1: home base. Now, this is home base. So if you're 1091 01:01:03,400 --> 01:01:05,439 Speaker 1: ever in the at L area, give us a shower 1092 01:01:05,480 --> 01:01:09,680 Speaker 1: and pull up. You're always welcome. I'm always done Goodkay, 1093 01:01:10,200 --> 01:01:12,800 Speaker 1: I cannot wait? All right? 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