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Speaker 1: Hi Darland, Hey, wayno DNA. Alright, So I when I

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Speaker 1: What if Santa Claus was a plumber? Maybe he's got

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Speaker 1: what if he's what if Andrew is Santa I don't know? Maybe? Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's it for dinner last night? Any good? Oh? I

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Speaker 1: observed taco Tuesday like a good American. Oh yeah, good job.

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Speaker 1: You know today is tortilla chip Wednesday. Did you know

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Speaker 1: which is a relative of taco Tuesday. Yeah, it's tortilla

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Speaker 1: It's tortilla chip day. Reading Diamonds email this morning, its

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Speaker 1: reminded us it's all about tortilla chips. So today I

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Speaker 1: encourage you I beseech thee go out and find some

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Speaker 1: tortilla tips and dip it in something and slam it

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Speaker 1: in your tortilla chip hole. Um, Daniel, what do you

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Speaker 1: have coming up? Should we just? Do? You know? Is it?

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Speaker 1: Daniel's here? So we're late? All right, then we'll move on.

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Speaker 1: What do you have coming up? No, we know what

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Speaker 1: you have coming up? All right, we'll do that. We

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Speaker 1: know what it is. It's coming up, Elvis Duran in

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Speaker 1: the Morning Show. You know, one of the things we

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Speaker 1: love about Audible is you get your favorite books, your

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Speaker 1: favorite reads, but you get them in your ear holes.

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Speaker 1: And not only do you listen to your favorite books,

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Speaker 1: they're narrated by superstars. I mean, you can take some

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Speaker 1: of the classics, the classics in literature, and they go

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Speaker 1: out and they get, you know, the stars that you

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Speaker 1: love in the movies and on TV, and they have

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Speaker 1: them narrate the whole book for you. It's just really

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Speaker 1: fascinating how they do it. Oh, I gotta tell you.

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Speaker 1: My favorite superstar I ever heard narrate a book was

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Speaker 1: God by that Elvis Duran guying. Oh, I've heard that name.

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Speaker 1: That was mine too. Oh, what where do I begin?

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Speaker 1: Was the name of that book. They actually got Elvis.

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Speaker 1: They snagged Elvis Durand to read that. It was they

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Speaker 1: do it. And then you know, you have autobiographies like

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Speaker 1: Mariah Carries a book that Danielle and I listened to. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and she sings in it, which is so cool. You

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Speaker 1: don't get that when you just read it. Yeah, unless

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Speaker 1: you're like in Harry potter Land. Your books sing to you.

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Speaker 1: It's like audible books. It's like Harry potter Land. It's

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Speaker 1: like they sing to you and things jump off the pages. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: So coming up after Danielle's report, we're gonna do name

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Speaker 1: the narrator. Yeah, Danielle, if you had to rename this,

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Speaker 1: what would you call it? Name this narrator? I'm going out, gandhi,

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Speaker 1: what would you name it? Who that is? Who is? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Who is? Name this? With emphasis on this. By the way,

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Speaker 1: are you guys looking at what Scottie Bee is eating

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Speaker 1: in the zoom room, because yeah, this looks like the

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Speaker 1: most delicious donut I've ever seen. Did you see he

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Speaker 1: opened it up, he wiped something off of it, then

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Speaker 1: he sniffed whatever he wiped and made a disgusted face

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Speaker 1: through it. In the trash then started eating whatever. It

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Speaker 1: was very weird. Yeah, what are you eating in there?

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Speaker 1: It's a convenience store bagel and I'm not sure. I'm

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Speaker 1: not sure how long it's been there. And it says

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Speaker 1: it's butter, but I don't think it's butter. It looked

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Speaker 1: like a really good looking donut from where I'm sitting.

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Speaker 1: I like how it's not a bagel. It's a convenient

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Speaker 1: store babel. Yeah, real bagel. It's like convenient store sushi whatever. Alright,

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Speaker 1: So back to Audible. When the superstars read them, they're fabulous.

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Speaker 1: So coming up, we're gonna play who that is or

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Speaker 1: otherwise than his name this narrator. So if you want

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Speaker 1: to play, call Nay now and you could win something

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Speaker 1: really cool. We'll give you well a big, old, fatass

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Speaker 1: five hundred dollars Amazon gift card. We'll give you an Echo,

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Speaker 1: an Echo device. You know who she is right in

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Speaker 1: the corner. Don't say your name. But the biggest thing

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Speaker 1: you'll win is one year Audible membership. And Audible has

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Speaker 1: everything in there, guided meditation and self help and your

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Speaker 1: favorite books and literature. They have everything, all right, So

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Speaker 1: call on Nate now to play who that is or

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Speaker 1: name this narrator at one eight hundred two four two

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Speaker 1: zero one hundred. All right, Danielle, you ready to go? Yes,

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Speaker 1: all right? What are you have going on today? Well,

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Speaker 1: it looks like Tiger Woods is out of the woods.

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Speaker 1: See what I did there. But he has a long

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Speaker 1: recovery ahead of him because of this single car accident

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Speaker 1: in Los Angeles yesterday. He did undergo surgery and it's

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Speaker 1: on his leg. But they're thinking that he is going

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Speaker 1: to be okay. All I could think about was Froggy

498
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Speaker 1: all day yesterday because he loves tigers so much. Froggy

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Speaker 1: was He was distraught all day long. Of course I do.

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Speaker 1: When I sit here and talk to you guys in

501
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Speaker 1: the morning of my computer. On the walls a picture

502
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Speaker 1: of Tiger Woods when he when he won his last tournament,

503
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Speaker 1: and so I was. I was glued to it all day.

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00:26:06,359 --> 00:26:08,119
Speaker 1: They did fix the bone injuries, but I think the

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00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:10,159
Speaker 1: soft tissue damage is really going to be the long

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Speaker 1: last thing. He's got many more surgeries ahead of him.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, that's terrible. You know, I was recovering from

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Speaker 1: a surgery. Yeah, yeah. So they're not even sure what

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Speaker 1: that happened with his back. Surgery, but I just have

510
00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:21,760
Speaker 1: this feeling he's going to be up and at him.

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Speaker 1: It's not gonna be fast, but he'll be bad. Don't

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Speaker 1: worry about it, You'll be good. I would love to

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Speaker 1: see him make another comeback and win, just one more time.

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Speaker 1: Mariah Carry and Cardi b are teasing fans with a

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Speaker 1: possible future collaboration, so Mariah got to interview Carty for

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Speaker 1: Interview magazine and at one point, Mariah says, can we

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Speaker 1: do a song together? And Carty says she would absolutely

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Speaker 1: love that, so we'll see if it happens. Carty also

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00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:47,800
Speaker 1: talks about a lot of things growing up in the Bronx,

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Speaker 1: being a dancer, making money for you know, stripping, getting

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Speaker 1: breast in plants, and she also obviously drops a lot

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Speaker 1: of curse words, and she says how insulting it is

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Speaker 1: that she gets paid a lot less than her white colleagues.

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00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:02,639
Speaker 1: She doesn't say it's racism, she stopped short of that,

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Speaker 1: but she says, you know what, I've been involving these

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Speaker 1: endorsement deals, and I found out that certain white people

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Speaker 1: get more money for their deals than I do. And

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Speaker 1: it pisses her off. And I don't blame her, it's ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: Let's talk about The Mass sing Or. It is coming

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Speaker 1: back March tenth. There is a new wildcard round where

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Speaker 1: the contestants have to have They might get kicked out

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Speaker 1: by a new contestant that comes in. So these are

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Speaker 1: people you've never seen before. They walk onto the station.

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Speaker 1: If you like them better, the contestant that's already been

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Speaker 1: there gets knocked out. So that would be fun show

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Speaker 1: is that. Let's not do that. I get knocked out today. No,

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Speaker 1: this is pretty cool because this season on The Mass

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Speaker 1: sing Or there's combined twenty six Grammy nominated artists, nine

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Speaker 1: a multi platinum singers, four Oscar nominated people, three Super

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Speaker 1: Bowl appearances, six Gold medals, and two world records. So

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Speaker 1: who's gonna be on the show. It sounds like it's

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Speaker 1: going to be exciting. Oh, Alice, this is for you.

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Speaker 1: People Magazine is launching a new quarterly magazine focused exclusively

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Speaker 1: on the Royals. Oh my god, you have two TV

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Speaker 1: specials in the works. There'll be photos, they'll be behind

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Speaker 1: the scene stories. It's gonna premiere a Friday, March fifth.

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Speaker 1: That's when you're gonna be able to get your first magazines.

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00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:17,000
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I know, and fans are so excited

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00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:20,800
Speaker 1: for Spider Man three. But some of the stars I

550
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:24,159
Speaker 1: think are playing with us. Tom Hollands and Daiah and Jacob,

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00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:26,520
Speaker 1: they're they're sharing what they say is the title of

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Speaker 1: the movie. Tom Holland says, it's called Spider Man Phone Home.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go ahead and say it's not. Zendia says

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Speaker 1: it's called Spider Man Home Slice, and Jacob said a

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Speaker 1: Spider Man home Wrecker. I'm gonna go ahead. I'm just

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Speaker 1: gonna go out a limb and say I don't think

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Speaker 1: that's what it's called at all. Um, doesn't it sound

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Speaker 1: good A new Spider Man. I'm in the mood to

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00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:48,600
Speaker 1: see that today. Yeah, that would be awesome. Guys. You

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00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:51,040
Speaker 1: remember back in twenty fifteen, Tom Brady only had three

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00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:53,880
Speaker 1: Super Bowl wins under his belt. He gave a quote

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Speaker 1: to Gary Myers for his book Brady Versus Manning, and

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Speaker 1: he said, it's not like you're gonna win six or

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Speaker 1: seven Super Bowls in your lifetime. What I just cursed?

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Speaker 1: Oh so sorry. If if you've heard a glitch in

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Speaker 1: the sound, we had to hit the button because Danielle

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Speaker 1: said the word you say the s word. Yea, the word.

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Speaker 1: I can't imagine. We live in a world where we

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Speaker 1: still have to push a button if you say the

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Speaker 1: brown word. Your television This Evening, the Goldbergs, The Mass Dancer, Chicago,

571
00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:30,640
Speaker 1: med Fire, PD, you've got Riverdale, you've got some Real

572
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:35,720
Speaker 1: Housewives action. Also, Garrett has been calling me every day

573
00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:39,920
Speaker 1: about Rain. It's now on Netflix. He says it's so medievil,

574
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:42,800
Speaker 1: but it's got a Vampire Diaries vibe. It's about Mary,

575
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Speaker 1: Queen of Scott's, and he says, I have to watch it.

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00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:47,160
Speaker 1: I'm not even kidding you. He calls me every time

577
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:48,920
Speaker 1: he's watching it. You got to watch this. It's so good.

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00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:50,760
Speaker 1: So I have to watch it because he says it's good.

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00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:52,520
Speaker 1: So that's called Rain if you've never seen it. And

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Speaker 1: that's my Danielle report. Hey, so'll go back to the

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Speaker 1: Cardi b story. Yes, where she's talking about her realizations,

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Speaker 1: where she's finding out where h being black, she makes

583
00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:05,040
Speaker 1: less money than for white co workers. Gandhi. Gandhi just

584
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Speaker 1: sends a message saying, I demand to know what my

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Speaker 1: white co workers make. I demand. There's been silence since

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Speaker 1: I asked, Okay, well, I'm not gonna. I will say this,

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Speaker 1: you're doing compared to everyone else. You're doing Okay, okay,

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00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:23,920
Speaker 1: you're doing all right there, girl, you're you're my girl.

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00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:26,640
Speaker 1: You know that. I'll take your word for it. I

590
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:28,760
Speaker 1: just really wanted to be nosy and get everyone's salary.

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00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:36,800
Speaker 1: I thought this was my life. No, you're fine. Um, yeah, okay,

592
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:41,440
Speaker 1: and we will ensure that continues to be that way. Yeah, okay. Now,

593
00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:43,320
Speaker 1: now all the white people going on, hold on what

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Speaker 1: she just got here? She's new to the show. What

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Speaker 1: are you scary? I've been I'm white and I've been

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Speaker 1: here twenty five years. What's the problem. That's what I

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Speaker 1: want to know. Oh, you're doing, she's doing. Okay, all right,

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00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:06,080
Speaker 1: we'll leave it to this um. All right, let's get

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Speaker 1: back to who that is otherwise, name this narrator. Thanks

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Speaker 1: to Audible. Let's go talk to Heather on line eleven. Oh,

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00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:18,320
Speaker 1: by the way, she's an Audible fan. You love Audible.

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00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:22,200
Speaker 1: That's what I'm hearing. I do. How are you? I

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00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:26,120
Speaker 1: actually I actually started listening to Audible because of the radio,

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00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:28,560
Speaker 1: Because of you guys. I I hoppened to you guys

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Speaker 1: every morning on my way to work. Oh my god,

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00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:37,000
Speaker 1: record that one of the first ones that I listened to. Heather,

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Speaker 1: you are checking off all the boxes today. All right, Okay,

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Speaker 1: first of all, play if you could get the sound

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Speaker 1: of Heather talking about how she listened to Audible because

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Speaker 1: of our show. Send that over to the friends of

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Speaker 1: Audible so they can buy another season of time with us.

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00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:55,360
Speaker 1: And thanks for listening to my to my story. I

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Speaker 1: appreciate that very much. I hope you weren't. It was

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00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:02,400
Speaker 1: really much right anyway, So, uh, you know, I love

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00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:04,840
Speaker 1: this text that came through a little while ago saying

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Speaker 1: they listened to Alex Trebek's book on Audible and they

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00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:13,480
Speaker 1: felt like they were listening to his voice from heaven. Wow,

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Speaker 1: I gotta go get that now. I know Audible where

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Speaker 1: you can hear voices from heaven. Anyway, we all know

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Speaker 1: Audible has that unbeatable selection of audiobooks and Audible originals

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Speaker 1: you can't get anywhere else. But when it comes to storytelling,

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Speaker 1: the narrator is always the one who gets your attention,

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Speaker 1: and an Audible has a way with their with their

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Speaker 1: juice to get some of the biggest names in the

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Speaker 1: industry to be your narrator. So, Heather, here's what we're

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Speaker 1: gonna do. If you get these right, We're gonna give

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Speaker 1: you a five hundred dollars Amazon gift card. We're gonna

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Speaker 1: give you an Echo device to put in the house,

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Speaker 1: in the sky, British guy guy. Um, you can do it,

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Speaker 1: do it? Oh hello, um? Um? You were at you

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Speaker 1: were at you? And do you know do you know

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Speaker 1: what read? That was from Audible? Um? Notting Hill? No,

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Speaker 1: that was a Christmas carol. And considering all the guys

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Speaker 1: from British accents out there in the world. You got

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Speaker 1: the one you you did really well. Listen listen to

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Speaker 1: here is audible listen number two. Here we go. The

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Speaker 1: polls are one place where every black man could fight

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Speaker 1: the black man's cause with dignity and with the power

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Speaker 1: and fears and cooperates with. Okay, who was that? Is that?

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Speaker 1: Daniel L? Jackson? No? No, but someone very very very

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Speaker 1: unless you're you. That was that? Was? That was Lawrence

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Speaker 1: Lawrence Fishburne. Uh yeah, and the autobiography of Malcolm X

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Speaker 1: and gosh, the perfect voice for that incredible listen. All right,

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Speaker 1: let's try this way as we play a game called

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Speaker 1: who that is? Or named this narrator? Or is it

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Speaker 1: Dolly Parton? What's that? Daniel? I grew up in a

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Speaker 1: very musical family, especially on my mother's side. A few

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Speaker 1: of my dad's people, you know, we're musical, and but

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Speaker 1: mostly it was mama's people. Yeah, was that Jerry Seinfeld?

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Speaker 1: Or who was that? I'm gonna say, Dallas party, you

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Speaker 1: make fun of me, that's right? Reading her own story.

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Speaker 1: This is what's great about Audible. Yeah, her her listen

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Speaker 1: is called song Teller, the name of her book. And

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Speaker 1: finally get this right, here we go. This is all

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Speaker 1: yours Heather, listen closely. Is this anything is what every

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Speaker 1: comedian says to every other comedian about any new bit

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Speaker 1: ideas that come from nowhere and mean nothing. But in

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Speaker 1: the world of stand up comedy, literal bars of gold.

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Speaker 1: Name this narrator? Who was that umfeld yeld from this book?

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Speaker 1: Is this anything? Wow? You were great. You know, if

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Speaker 1: you're a teacher, you can do no wrong. Heather, where

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Speaker 1: do you teach? What do you what do you teach?

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Speaker 1: I health in Washington on Long Island? Well, congratulations. You

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Speaker 1: just want a five hundred dollars Amazon gift card, an

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Speaker 1: Echo device for the house, and a one year Audible membership.

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Speaker 1: You can keep it even though you're already on or

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Speaker 1: you can give it to a friend. Thank you for

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Speaker 1: listening to us, Heather, Thank you, love you more. That

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Speaker 1: was awesome. I can't believe how many people are texting

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Speaker 1: and saying they got Audible just to listen to my book.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, really that they should give me a piece

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Speaker 1: of the action over there, all right, speaking a piece

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Speaker 1: of the action. Look at Froggy. He's looking mighty tasty today.

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Speaker 1: You are a drink of water. Look at you, well,

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Speaker 1: thank you. Maybe it's the lighting. I could be your lighting. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's his tiger Wood shirt Nike. Yeah, I gotta honor

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Speaker 1: my dude today. Listen. You know, at the end of

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Speaker 1: the day, I said something earlier that I think people

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Speaker 1: took wrong. Somebody messaged me and said that I just

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Speaker 1: wanted him to play golf again. I do wanted to

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Speaker 1: play golf, but first and foremost, I wanted to be

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Speaker 1: able to spend time with his children. I wanted to

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Speaker 1: be able to be a participating father again. And that's

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Speaker 1: the most important thing coming out of this whole thing

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Speaker 1: is he can live his life and do whatever. If

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Speaker 1: he can play golf again, that's great. If he can't,

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to be able to live his life,

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Speaker 1: enjoy himself, and be a father. There you go, so

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Speaker 1: it's more than the golf. Thank you, Froggy. Thanks for clarifying.

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Speaker 1: Otherwise we thought you were a cold hearted snake. The kids,

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to break off. Yeah, coming up in

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Speaker 1: about twenty minutes, We've got free crap phone tap. It's

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Speaker 1: phone tap. We don't have any money, so we're giving

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Speaker 1: him a crap from the office. Whose office are you

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Speaker 1: rating today? For free crap phone tap? I think I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna go to Brody's desk. Oh very nice, all right,

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Speaker 1: so free crap phone tap. You could win crap off

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Speaker 1: someone's desk is coming up. And this is the Sex

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Speaker 1: And you're listening to Elvis durand Elvis Durand in the

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Speaker 1: You know what we said here during the song, I'm

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Speaker 1: just having a conversation with each other and Elvin and

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Speaker 1: and then brought what Sam scary scary? Go? Okay, we

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Speaker 1: gotta go click And then in the middle of our conversation,

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Speaker 1: yeah yeah, I still like Gandhi was still talking and

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Speaker 1: time does not wait for Gandhy. I'm I'm sorry, this

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Speaker 1: is true song. There's nothing okay, you know, I'm putting

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Speaker 1: together a nice topic juggler. I love it. You know,

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Speaker 1: we used to do the topic train when Greg T

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Speaker 1: was here, and now he's gone. I think I just

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Speaker 1: I could call it the topic train now it's it's

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Speaker 1: our bit. I guess I could, because yeah, we called

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Speaker 1: it to topic Juggler when he was here. Now he's gone.

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Speaker 1: Let's rename it Elvis's topic Train. Can we do that? Oh? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: He's gonna be so upset when he's fine. He got

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Speaker 1: a new peloton. He's happy. Did you hear that? Greg T,

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Speaker 1: who's working our show? If you're new to our show,

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Speaker 1: he used to work here and he's now down the

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Speaker 1: hall doing a morning show at another resistation that we own. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: he just went online the other day talking about his

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Speaker 1: brand new peloton. It's the best thing ever. And he's

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Speaker 1: asking people, have you ever heard of these things? And

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Speaker 1: my thought is number one, he's getting a peloton at

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Speaker 1: the end of the pandemic, right, and so everyone else

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Speaker 1: got him at the beginning. This is the time they're

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Speaker 1: going to go on sale. I mean, this is the

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Speaker 1: time to wait, hold on him mine? Why are you

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Speaker 1: getting rid of you? What? Well, I've had to back

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Speaker 1: off of mine because of my say so I have

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Speaker 1: been just asked the back off of it, and so

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Speaker 1: now I can't. I can't enjoy it the way I

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Speaker 1: was enjoying it because they don't really want me exerting myself.

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Speaker 1: You can't enjoy your Cody Rigsby, I know, but yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna miss him. And plus the seats like your butt.

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Speaker 1: No one wants to making. Oh well, so if we

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Speaker 1: could get the singers to produce a Elvis topic train

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Speaker 1: for the future, they'd be awesome. Boy, can we use

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Speaker 1: topic juggler for today since we have the jingle already? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're not doing it now, We're gonna do it later.

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Speaker 1: We're just pulling it down when they say great team

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Speaker 1: and say Elvis topic Train. Yeah, we could just sing

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Speaker 1: it ourselves like we've done in the past. Some of

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Speaker 1: the topics I've come up with so far is have

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Speaker 1: you ever been caught speeding because you were listening to

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Speaker 1: a fast song while driving? Oh? I got into a

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Speaker 1: car accident when we were doing that because of a song. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: because of a song? And do you remember the song.

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Speaker 1: I don't remember the song, but I remember the guy

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Speaker 1: that I was with, and it was like, um, he

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Speaker 1: took the CD and he threw it out the window

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Speaker 1: and he said, we're never listening to that song exactly

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Speaker 1: of it. I get it. There are songs that we

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Speaker 1: play that make you drive faster. You don't even know it,

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Speaker 1: but I love that. See if I was you, if

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Speaker 1: I ever heard this song again, I would turn it

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Speaker 1: off because our wreck will happen. All right, That'll be

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Speaker 1: one of my questions. What song got you snagged? Or drug?

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Speaker 1: Driving too fast? Another topic? Juggler topic, Oh, have you

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Speaker 1: ever been beard fished? Where he's so hot and then

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Speaker 1: he shaves his beard? You're like, uh, oh, that is

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Speaker 1: so real. Yeah, I could totally see that. Beards on

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Speaker 1: guys are like contouring makeup on women. It makes your

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Speaker 1: face look completely different. And sometime you're looking a little

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Speaker 1: boy when you shave it off, and you're like, oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm dating a little boy now. You wanted to add

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Speaker 1: onto the have you ever been beard fished? Yes? Or

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Speaker 1: I think we should talk about hat fishing guys who

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Speaker 1: hide their heads under hats, because that's real shady too

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Speaker 1: hunting music artists do that all the time, and I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 1: he's look at that country music gard he's so hot

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Speaker 1: and he takes his hat off. I'm like, what the hell? Well, hello, look,

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Speaker 1: we don't we don't want to like hand some shame

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Speaker 1: anyone now, but but you do look different with without beard.

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Speaker 1: All right? Also another topic. I may do that, but

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Speaker 1: none of these are guaranteed, by the way, none of

795
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Speaker 1: them are guaranteed. Will do? Are you then most talking

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Speaker 1: anyone right now? Yes? Yes, keep an eye on what

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Speaker 1: they're buying? All right, So we're slowly getting our questions together.

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Speaker 1: We'll do the topic train coming up in just a

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Speaker 1: little while. That's on the way. What time it? I

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Speaker 1: don't have a clock in here, n l y okay,

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Speaker 1: let's get into the three things we need to know

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Speaker 1: from Gandhi. By the way, we do these every hour.

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Speaker 1: Three things you need to know from Gandhi? And coming

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Speaker 1: up next we're doing the the what is it called

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Speaker 1: the free crap phone tap? Yes, the free crap How

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Speaker 1: can I not remember that? The free crap phone tap?

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Speaker 1: And we'll get that on a few minutes. All right, Gandhi?

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Speaker 1: What's going on? All right? The US Justice Department is

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Speaker 1: renewing its investigation into the death of George Floyd. The

810
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Speaker 1: New York Times reports a new federal grand jury has

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Speaker 1: been impaneled and new witnesses have been called. The probe

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Speaker 1: is focused more on Derek's Chauvin, the former Minneapolis police

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Speaker 1: officer seen kneeling on Floyd's neck for about eight minutes.

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Speaker 1: George Floyd's death set off a wave of protests across

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Speaker 1: the US US, and Chauvin's state try on a murder

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00:43:00,719 --> 00:43:03,879
Speaker 1: charge in his death begins next month. Now we all

817
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:06,440
Speaker 1: know that giant storm that hit Texas brought everything to

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Speaker 1: a standstill last week. Well, how about this. A lot

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Speaker 1: of Texans are being forced to take vacation time to

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Speaker 1: make money during all of this. They say that they

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Speaker 1: ran out of other time being that they were able

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Speaker 1: to use, so now they have to use their personal days.

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Speaker 1: The snow made ice roads and made roads icy and impassable,

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Speaker 1: knocked out power to more than four million people. They're

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Speaker 1: still still dealing with the cleanup and the damage. And

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Speaker 1: it left even more people without safe drinking water as

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Speaker 1: pipes burst across the Lone Star state. I know, so

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Speaker 1: I feel terrible about it. I can't imagine being stuck

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Speaker 1: at home and then being forced to take all of

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Speaker 1: my vacation days because we weren't prepared for a natural disaster.

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Speaker 1: But that's apparently what's going on over there. So we're

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Speaker 1: thinking about all of them today. Yeah, I know. And finally,

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Speaker 1: if you are into the tiny house trend, do you

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Speaker 1: guys know what tiny houses are feeling? It's really self explanatory. Okay,

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Speaker 1: they're really tiny little houses. Ikia is jumping in on

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Speaker 1: this movement. They are now selling one hundred and eighty

837
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:02,279
Speaker 1: seven square foot any houses with built in furniture that

838
00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:04,520
Speaker 1: even includes a small kitchen and a bathroom. You can

839
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:08,000
Speaker 1: buy a tiny house from Ikea for forty seven thousand dollars,

840
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:11,520
Speaker 1: and unlike all the other Ikea stuff, you don't have

841
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:13,600
Speaker 1: to build this one yourself, so it would be wonderful.

842
00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:17,560
Speaker 1: One hundred and eighty seven square feet. How big would

843
00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:21,440
Speaker 1: that like a living room? Yeah? Maybe big. It's smaller

844
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:23,279
Speaker 1: than a New York apartment, and you know how small

845
00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:25,799
Speaker 1: those I know. But that is forty seven thousand dollars

846
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:28,160
Speaker 1: from Ikea. In New York City, that would be four

847
00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:33,480
Speaker 1: million and seven hundred thousand dollars exact ten by ten

848
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:35,560
Speaker 1: rooms one hundred square feet, so it's like two of

849
00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:37,640
Speaker 1: those are one and a half. Yea, all right, you

850
00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:39,839
Speaker 1: know it could work for people. That's okay, all right, look,

851
00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:41,400
Speaker 1: and you don't have to put it together that sort

852
00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:45,480
Speaker 1: you don't, all right, Uh, we do the free crap

853
00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:49,960
Speaker 1: phone tap coming right up? No, Elvis, God, what is

854
00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:53,800
Speaker 1: it with these people? Elvis Duran in the morning showy

855
00:44:54,600 --> 00:45:01,040
Speaker 1: entertainment is coming in. You got any money free? No,

856
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:08,000
Speaker 1: we don't. We have no money, but we've got a

857
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:09,520
Speaker 1: lot to crap sitting around and we're gonna give you

858
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:11,480
Speaker 1: some mich the free crap phone tap. Today, we're going

859
00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:15,239
Speaker 1: to the desk of Dave Brodie. Whoa, Yeah, let's go.

860
00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:17,040
Speaker 1: Let's go talk to Brodie and see how he's feeling

861
00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:20,680
Speaker 1: about it. Hey Brodie, good morning. I have been on

862
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:26,360
Speaker 1: edge now for I have to be honest. I'm not

863
00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:30,360
Speaker 1: good with this. To give it this way, Brodie, you

864
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:33,319
Speaker 1: haven't been at your desk for almost a year. Yeah,

865
00:45:33,719 --> 00:45:37,080
Speaker 1: you haven't needed any of this stuff. So let me go.

866
00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:39,279
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. We'll give you a choice. How

867
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:41,279
Speaker 1: many items did you get from Brodie's desk? I've got

868
00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:44,000
Speaker 1: three items with three pieces of crap from your desk.

869
00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:49,000
Speaker 1: Now you you may well do we does Dave Brodie

870
00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:51,520
Speaker 1: choose or does the listener choose? What the listener chooses?

871
00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:53,680
Speaker 1: But you can have him. You can have Brody veto

872
00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:56,160
Speaker 1: one item if you want it. Okay, that's fair. Okay,

873
00:45:56,560 --> 00:45:59,160
Speaker 1: describe to Brody what you stole from his desk. I

874
00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:02,120
Speaker 1: give away on this crap phone tap. Yeah. Item number

875
00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:04,400
Speaker 1: one is a rock, Yes, a rock that's polished and

876
00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:09,600
Speaker 1: says you rock on it. Oh, rodya, well hold on,

877
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:13,320
Speaker 1: hold on? What's that, Brody? Uh? That's something that that

878
00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:16,799
Speaker 1: likes me, so I keep it. Okay, it's a rock.

879
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:20,160
Speaker 1: It says you rock on the rock. Okay, what else

880
00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:22,000
Speaker 1: you dum? Number two is a DVD, the Best in

881
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:25,040
Speaker 1: Match Game Volume one Dumb Dora is So Dumb edition

882
00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:28,120
Speaker 1: with the dvd. Wow, is that where you get on

883
00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:34,000
Speaker 1: our match Gate questions? D No? Oh, I got that

884
00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:37,160
Speaker 1: like fifteen years ago. So that's all right. A match

885
00:46:37,239 --> 00:46:41,080
Speaker 1: game DVD okay. And the third and final item is

886
00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:44,800
Speaker 1: a coffee mug that says Federal Bureau of Grammar Police.

887
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:51,920
Speaker 1: Oh all right, that was a gift from an intern,

888
00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:55,040
Speaker 1: all right, And so that has that has a little

889
00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:58,719
Speaker 1: sentimental value to it. Um, so maybe just give away

890
00:46:58,760 --> 00:47:04,280
Speaker 1: the rock that you you get to veto one item,

891
00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:07,160
Speaker 1: but the listener no, no, but he's gonna veto the

892
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:09,919
Speaker 1: mug and the other two things are crappier than crap.

893
00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:13,160
Speaker 1: There's none. There's nothing good about DVD. Nobody even has

894
00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:15,320
Speaker 1: the DVD play who wants? Who wants a rock? That

895
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:18,920
Speaker 1: says you rock? You want me to go? Get more

896
00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:23,160
Speaker 1: crap from? Please yet stuff, go more stuff and we'll

897
00:47:23,239 --> 00:47:24,799
Speaker 1: play the phone tap. We'll figure it out, all right.

898
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:27,520
Speaker 1: If you want to win a crap from Brodie's desk

899
00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:30,239
Speaker 1: on the free crap phone tap, be caller one hundred. Now,

900
00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:35,360
Speaker 1: why wouldn't you call? If you're calling us, I question you.

901
00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:39,080
Speaker 1: I must question you. Calls NADO win crap off Brodie's desk.

902
00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:40,920
Speaker 1: One day we'll get to my desk. There's some good

903
00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:43,200
Speaker 1: stuff in there, all right, calls nado win one eight

904
00:47:43,320 --> 00:47:45,719
Speaker 1: hundred two four two zero one hundred. All right, who

905
00:47:45,719 --> 00:47:51,000
Speaker 1: does today's free crap phone tap? David Brodie? Here's more

906
00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:56,879
Speaker 1: additional crap. Here we go, el Elvis Durran, phone tap

907
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:59,200
Speaker 1: David Brodie. What's your phone tap about today? Elvis I'll

908
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:01,239
Speaker 1: listening to cole one us phone tap her husband Ray.

909
00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:04,400
Speaker 1: They are planning a Sweet sixteen for their daughter Amy,

910
00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:08,520
Speaker 1: and Ray has done nothing and she wanted to make

911
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:11,080
Speaker 1: him pay the price. Now. Amy is known for dressing

912
00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:13,840
Speaker 1: a little scantily, and Ray is very sensitive to that.

913
00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:17,359
Speaker 1: So I play up on that. I call is Jimmy Jingles. There, DJ,

914
00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:20,640
Speaker 1: We love Jimmy Jingles. What could go wrong in today's

915
00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:23,600
Speaker 1: phone town? He's right there? What's up right? This is

916
00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:26,120
Speaker 1: Jimmy Jingles. I'll be DJ and your daughter to sweet sixteen?

917
00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:28,160
Speaker 1: Did your wife tell you I'm calling? Yeah? Right, She

918
00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:29,920
Speaker 1: told me that your guy gonna be playing the music. Right.

919
00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:32,720
Speaker 1: She paid me the lecture to do some custom stuff

920
00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:36,400
Speaker 1: and I I worked it into some raps. I just

921
00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:37,960
Speaker 1: want you to pick out your you know, your three

922
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:40,560
Speaker 1: or four favorite ones. Pretty cool. I think it's gonna

923
00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:42,120
Speaker 1: be go. We all in rhymes. It's great, Here we go,

924
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:46,120
Speaker 1: all right, Ricky dumped the bed Amy, Yes sixteen. She'll

925
00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:48,600
Speaker 1: always be your father's peanut. But it's class. She's butchure

926
00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:54,160
Speaker 1: and she's always showing off for decups. Okay, hol on

927
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:55,680
Speaker 1: a second, hold on a my hold on, am I

928
00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:58,040
Speaker 1: in my defense. When I first saw a picture your daughter,

929
00:48:58,040 --> 00:48:59,680
Speaker 1: I thought you was a sea cup. And when I

930
00:48:59,719 --> 00:49:03,239
Speaker 1: saw my daughter, well, on her Instagram page, she's got

931
00:49:03,239 --> 00:49:05,400
Speaker 1: all these bikini pictures, and so I thought she was

932
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:08,879
Speaker 1: a sea cock. Were you sixteen years old? You look

933
00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:11,919
Speaker 1: at an Instagram? Well, you'll like this one. Batter hold on, ready,

934
00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:15,200
Speaker 1: this is about how popular she is. She has a

935
00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:18,520
Speaker 1: lot of friends, Cheese, everybody's buddy, especially lead the boys,

936
00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:23,920
Speaker 1: because she's always bless the slutty boom we didn't take

937
00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:28,920
Speaker 1: always christ Brod. Listen, I'm Jimmy Jingles. I'm a djam

938
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:33,040
Speaker 1: Offshire of a fifty two Jingles and wiles what you are? Right?

939
00:49:33,080 --> 00:49:34,960
Speaker 1: Hold on, let's keep going. Maybe you'll like this one better,

940
00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:37,759
Speaker 1: all right, hold on. She gets a humor from my dad.

941
00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:39,920
Speaker 1: She learned hockey from my mother, but it's clear that

942
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:43,800
Speaker 1: Amy gets her giant who from my grandmother. Bombs. I

943
00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:46,320
Speaker 1: bring you my men on. I think you'd bring my

944
00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:48,839
Speaker 1: mother too. How about I bring myself down to your

945
00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:53,080
Speaker 1: play by flowing up to get talking. My mother's eighty

946
00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:56,080
Speaker 1: years old. You're gonna play this set up hardy might

947
00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:58,360
Speaker 1: defense your mother's eighty She's not even gonna hear it anyway,

948
00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:01,200
Speaker 1: probably at our age. You're not coming anyway at his party, douchebag.

949
00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:03,839
Speaker 1: I worked very hard on these. Ricky Rymes isn't even

950
00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:06,760
Speaker 1: available most times I had to call him in, specially Rymes.

951
00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:09,359
Speaker 1: I guess it's like bows out the clown whose days

952
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:12,759
Speaker 1: like this? Ricky Rhymes and Jimmy douchebag? What okay, it's

953
00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:15,680
Speaker 1: like Jimmy Jingles. All right, listen, I got one more?

954
00:50:15,719 --> 00:50:17,439
Speaker 1: Are you gonna love it? Hold on? Listen? How clever

955
00:50:17,560 --> 00:50:20,640
Speaker 1: this is? Hold On? Amy is so smart. Might be

956
00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:22,680
Speaker 1: a lawyer or a surgeon. But when she goes to

957
00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:28,160
Speaker 1: gall As we know she won't be a very little pieces. Sweet. Look,

958
00:50:28,239 --> 00:50:32,960
Speaker 1: you can't come down here. Don't get mad at me.

959
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:38,960
Speaker 1: You have a hot door. Are you with anywhere? You

960
00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:43,440
Speaker 1: hired this guy? That's Jimmy Jules, Ricky Rhymy Garde. You're fantastic.

961
00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:46,600
Speaker 1: Everybody's raving about him. He's gonna be so credaticus. Did

962
00:50:46,640 --> 00:50:48,680
Speaker 1: you listen to his songs? Are you? Are you nuts?

963
00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:51,800
Speaker 1: I just listen to his songs. That's the whole business.

964
00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:58,160
Speaker 1: It's so he's weird to say mother saying that, you

965
00:50:58,239 --> 00:51:01,160
Speaker 1: get to tell my mother that's that's funny. Oh what

966
00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:05,239
Speaker 1: squad you airly dress? It's come on, you know, I

967
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:08,239
Speaker 1: don't care if you wear saran wrap. That for me

968
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:11,040
Speaker 1: and you to fish. You wore it on the phone.

969
00:51:11,080 --> 00:51:13,840
Speaker 1: You didn't listen to this guy's lyrics. Actually, Ray, she

970
00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:15,399
Speaker 1: was on the phone and she did hear the lyrics

971
00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:21,200
Speaker 1: and it's plenty funny. You're on the radio. This is

972
00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:22,799
Speaker 1: Dave Broddy from the start in the morning show. Your

973
00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:25,400
Speaker 1: wife and I are phone tapping you. You gotta be

974
00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:34,840
Speaker 1: freaking Kimmy great, unbelievable, always good hearing from Jimmy Jingles,

975
00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:37,359
Speaker 1: isn't it? Thank you Dave Brody. It is the free

976
00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:39,360
Speaker 1: crap phone Tap. Let's go live. First of all, we

977
00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:42,719
Speaker 1: gotta go to Brody because we got new crap from

978
00:51:42,719 --> 00:51:44,879
Speaker 1: his desk that we just added to the list because

979
00:51:44,880 --> 00:51:48,799
Speaker 1: the other crap but it's so crappy. And also call

980
00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:54,080
Speaker 1: her one hundred is Dakota online. Two, let's go to Dakota, Dakota.

981
00:51:54,360 --> 00:51:56,680
Speaker 1: Welcome to the show. Thank you for listening to this crap.

982
00:51:57,320 --> 00:51:59,279
Speaker 1: It's the free crap phone Tap. I wish I had

983
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:01,239
Speaker 1: money to give you, I really do. I just don't.

984
00:52:01,320 --> 00:52:03,520
Speaker 1: So we're stealing crap off each other's desks? Are you

985
00:52:03,560 --> 00:52:07,640
Speaker 1: okay with that? Absolutely? I could use some crap on

986
00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:11,520
Speaker 1: my desk. All right, I'll tell you what we already

987
00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:14,200
Speaker 1: have off Brodie's desk. We have the rock that has

988
00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:19,280
Speaker 1: written on it you Rock. We also have a DVD,

989
00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:23,000
Speaker 1: a match game DVD from fifteen years ago. Okay, what

990
00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:24,839
Speaker 1: else did you do? We have Rody on the Rody

991
00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:28,239
Speaker 1: you on the line. I'm really getting nervous. All right, well,

992
00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:31,680
Speaker 1: we went fishing again just for you, Dacoda, to see

993
00:52:31,680 --> 00:52:33,000
Speaker 1: what else is on there? What else did you find there?

994
00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:35,960
Speaker 1: Brodie's desk is full of crap that I don't even

995
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:39,719
Speaker 1: feel like giving away because it's so crappy. Um. He's

996
00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:43,160
Speaker 1: got a DVD from Star Wars episode two, Attack of

997
00:52:43,239 --> 00:52:45,919
Speaker 1: the Clones, not even in like a box. He won't

998
00:52:45,960 --> 00:52:49,160
Speaker 1: give that away. He loves Star Wars. A candle that

999
00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:52,840
Speaker 1: says diet Pepsi. It's a diet pepsic candle, but it

1000
00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:55,120
Speaker 1: doesn't smell like diet pets and it says mets on

1001
00:52:55,160 --> 00:53:00,880
Speaker 1: the other side. Okay, all right, And the last the

1002
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:03,840
Speaker 1: last thing I got was salt and pepper. Salt and

1003
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:10,040
Speaker 1: pepper shakers. Describe actually kind of fun. No, it is fun.

1004
00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:14,160
Speaker 1: There there are those old fashioned, old diner fashioned salt

1005
00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:16,960
Speaker 1: and pepper shakers, their glass with the silver tops, and

1006
00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:21,880
Speaker 1: one says salt, one says Peppa. Well, well I've got

1007
00:53:21,960 --> 00:53:24,279
Speaker 1: to settle for the rocks. But man, you're giving me

1008
00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:30,400
Speaker 1: a hard offer. Now, Rocket, take the shakers. Take the shakers.

1009
00:53:30,560 --> 00:53:36,520
Speaker 1: Would collector's item, Brodie, I think she's she's leading towards

1010
00:53:36,560 --> 00:53:40,040
Speaker 1: the shakers. Alright, as long as you promises to listen

1011
00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:46,320
Speaker 1: to the Brooklyn Boys podcast, Dakota, you just won incredible

1012
00:53:46,360 --> 00:53:51,279
Speaker 1: Salt and Peppa Shakers. You got it? Or should I

1013
00:53:51,320 --> 00:53:57,560
Speaker 1: say salt and pepper shakers. Something about this is outraging Scotty. Yeah,

1014
00:53:57,560 --> 00:54:00,279
Speaker 1: what's wrong, Scotty? Turn that music down? How am I

1015
00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:02,720
Speaker 1: supposed to ship that they're open and salt and pepper

1016
00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:07,480
Speaker 1: is going to go everywhere? That's your problem. You put

1017
00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:11,359
Speaker 1: Scotch tape over their little holes? Yeah, okay, hit the hole.

1018
00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:13,719
Speaker 1: That's what I do when I leak, I always put

1019
00:54:13,760 --> 00:54:18,560
Speaker 1: Scotch tape on it and took the leaking scots tape. Man,

1020
00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:21,760
Speaker 1: it's a wonder it's a wonder drug. All right. Congratulations Dakota,

1021
00:54:21,920 --> 00:54:24,360
Speaker 1: crap off Brody's desk. You got the salt and pepper shakers,

1022
00:54:24,440 --> 00:54:27,000
Speaker 1: which actually are pretty cool. What are you doing today, Dakota? What?

1023
00:54:27,239 --> 00:54:29,719
Speaker 1: What what do you do do? I'm I am in

1024
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:31,960
Speaker 1: the line at Starbucks right now, hopefully not going to

1025
00:54:31,960 --> 00:54:34,719
Speaker 1: be late again to my morning meeting. Right What are

1026
00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:40,440
Speaker 1: we getting? I'm getting a lot? Tay, well, thanks a lot?

1027
00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:44,480
Speaker 1: You know, so you're going into a live meeting right

1028
00:54:44,560 --> 00:54:49,040
Speaker 1: with people eventually? Yeah, okay, not today though, because you know,

1029
00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:51,400
Speaker 1: there's nothing worse than being a lot late to a

1030
00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:53,680
Speaker 1: lot of meeting with people and you have a Starbucks cup.

1031
00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:59,920
Speaker 1: You're twenty minutes eight? All right, Hey, Dakota, I love

1032
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:01,440
Speaker 1: that you listen to us every day. Your salt and

1033
00:55:01,440 --> 00:55:05,680
Speaker 1: Peppa shaker is on the way. Hold on one second, okay, okay, Brody,

1034
00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:09,000
Speaker 1: you're being a good sport today today. But you know

1035
00:55:09,120 --> 00:55:12,279
Speaker 1: it's good. But we thank you. They love they loved

1036
00:55:12,320 --> 00:55:16,480
Speaker 1: your Jim Jimmy Jangles phone tap two. Thank your trying

1037
00:55:16,520 --> 00:55:21,640
Speaker 1: to buy another set of s all right, please hold

1038
00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:24,759
Speaker 1: and tomorrow another another free crap phone tap. I do

1039
00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:27,080
Speaker 1: believe that you want to go to my desk tomorrow.

1040
00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:30,880
Speaker 1: I think so. Yeah, Okay, I've got some great stuff

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00:55:30,880 --> 00:55:35,160
Speaker 1: in there and stuff absolutely great liquor as well. Yes

1042
00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:39,920
Speaker 1: I do. Oh um uh, let's see, Scotti B. What

1043
00:55:40,040 --> 00:55:42,279
Speaker 1: were we talking about earlier? Oh, we were talking about

1044
00:55:42,320 --> 00:55:44,080
Speaker 1: coming up with topics for the topic train, and one

1045
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:49,799
Speaker 1: was are you venmo stalking? Yeah, Scottie B is habitual?

1046
00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:53,560
Speaker 1: Why who you was talking? What are you looking at?

1047
00:55:53,719 --> 00:55:55,799
Speaker 1: I just go on and look at what people are

1048
00:55:55,800 --> 00:55:59,000
Speaker 1: sending each other, and I heard it. I'll wait, I'll

1049
00:55:59,040 --> 00:56:01,120
Speaker 1: wait two or three months. You'll get a notification like

1050
00:56:01,200 --> 00:56:03,719
Speaker 1: what what what is he doing? Why are you hiding it?

1051
00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:05,279
Speaker 1: I don't know, because it's fun. I like to see

1052
00:56:05,280 --> 00:56:07,320
Speaker 1: what people are paying each other. I'm trying to figure

1053
00:56:07,360 --> 00:56:11,000
Speaker 1: out what this one woman she keeps sending sheep emojis

1054
00:56:11,040 --> 00:56:13,759
Speaker 1: to this person and paying her money, and I can't.

1055
00:56:13,960 --> 00:56:18,600
Speaker 1: I have all these stories in my head. That's do

1056
00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:22,040
Speaker 1: you have a topic for the topic train? Scary? Yes?

1057
00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:32,120
Speaker 1: Tell us about your zoom nightmare? All right, nowil's report.

1058
00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:36,120
Speaker 1: Let's see what she's lying about this hour. Well, Britney Spears.

1059
00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:39,800
Speaker 1: Spears shared her first new dancing video in months. It

1060
00:56:39,880 --> 00:56:42,960
Speaker 1: shows off a new slimmer figure and she says the

1061
00:56:43,080 --> 00:56:45,200
Speaker 1: last video that I posted of me dancing was from

1062
00:56:45,280 --> 00:56:47,680
Speaker 1: months ago, hence why my body looks a little different

1063
00:56:47,719 --> 00:56:50,400
Speaker 1: in this new video. She says, I did not follow

1064
00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:53,560
Speaker 1: through with the ice cream diet. Instead, I chose portion control.

1065
00:56:53,920 --> 00:56:56,200
Speaker 1: But that's very hard when it comes to Doritos because

1066
00:56:56,239 --> 00:56:59,480
Speaker 1: you know how much Britney loves her Doritos. Love me too,

1067
00:56:59,600 --> 00:57:02,960
Speaker 1: love money. Rito's my goodness so delicious. Um let's see.

1068
00:57:03,040 --> 00:57:06,880
Speaker 1: So Meek Mill has apologized to Vanessa Bryant after she

1069
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:10,239
Speaker 1: called him out for his disrespectful lyrics about her late

1070
00:57:10,320 --> 00:57:13,080
Speaker 1: husband Kobe Bryant. I don't know if you heard everything

1071
00:57:13,120 --> 00:57:15,960
Speaker 1: about this, but his leak song Don't Worry featured the

1072
00:57:16,040 --> 00:57:18,920
Speaker 1: line if I ever lack, I'm going out with my chopper,

1073
00:57:19,320 --> 00:57:22,640
Speaker 1: it'd be another Kobe, and obviously Vanessa was like, really,

1074
00:57:23,200 --> 00:57:25,640
Speaker 1: how could you even like put that out there? It's

1075
00:57:25,680 --> 00:57:29,160
Speaker 1: so ridiculous, So he has apologized. Clive Davis, the music

1076
00:57:29,240 --> 00:57:32,160
Speaker 1: mogul who's been responsible for the careers of Whitney used

1077
00:57:32,160 --> 00:57:34,400
Speaker 1: Gonna Read the Franklin, Kelly Clarkson and so many more.

1078
00:57:34,680 --> 00:57:37,200
Speaker 1: He's been diagnosed with Bell's palsy. They have him one

1079
00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:40,480
Speaker 1: antibiotics and steroids. They're saying he should make a full recovery.

1080
00:57:40,520 --> 00:57:43,480
Speaker 1: That's where there's muscle weakness that causes your face to droop,

1081
00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:46,840
Speaker 1: usually on one side, but usually you do get over it.

1082
00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:48,800
Speaker 1: We don't know a bunch of people who've actually you

1083
00:57:48,880 --> 00:57:52,880
Speaker 1: had it and they have been able to recover. So

1084
00:57:53,080 --> 00:57:56,560
Speaker 1: on President Biden's inauguration day, Chrissy Teagan asked Biden to

1085
00:57:56,680 --> 00:57:59,400
Speaker 1: follow her on Twitter. She took to Twitter and she's like, look,

1086
00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:02,120
Speaker 1: I've been by by our last president for four years,

1087
00:58:02,160 --> 00:58:05,880
Speaker 1: could you please follow me? So President Biden followed her. Well,

1088
00:58:06,040 --> 00:58:09,240
Speaker 1: now she's asked him to unfollow her. She said, listen,

1089
00:58:09,600 --> 00:58:12,040
Speaker 1: I can't be myself when you're following me because I

1090
00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:15,600
Speaker 1: feel like you're like judging everything I do, So please

1091
00:58:15,680 --> 00:58:17,920
Speaker 1: un follow me. So now he's unfollowed her, and of

1092
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:20,760
Speaker 1: course she went on this like cursing rampage because that's

1093
00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:23,320
Speaker 1: just what she does. And she's because he's so now

1094
00:58:23,400 --> 00:58:26,120
Speaker 1: she can be herself, which is very nice. Doctor dre

1095
00:58:26,360 --> 00:58:29,840
Speaker 1: letting out his frustrations over his pending divorce. He is

1096
00:58:29,880 --> 00:58:32,480
Speaker 1: putting all kinds of lyrics about his estranged wife in

1097
00:58:32,560 --> 00:58:35,640
Speaker 1: his music, calling her a greedy bitch. So I don't

1098
00:58:35,640 --> 00:58:37,200
Speaker 1: know if you've heard the lyrics for the songs that

1099
00:58:37,280 --> 00:58:39,439
Speaker 1: he's got out there, but they're not very nice. That's

1100
00:58:39,480 --> 00:58:42,040
Speaker 1: a song. Something's going on there. And the mother of

1101
00:58:42,120 --> 00:58:47,880
Speaker 1: Takachi six nine, Um, the Takaci six nine daughter, what's that?

1102
00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:51,400
Speaker 1: Looks like someone's trying to do the find my iPhone thing? Yeah?

1103
00:58:53,560 --> 00:58:56,720
Speaker 1: Where is that? Okay? So the mother of Takati six

1104
00:58:56,920 --> 00:59:01,160
Speaker 1: nine daughter has been receiving death threat Someone's pitting somebody's

1105
00:59:01,200 --> 00:59:06,320
Speaker 1: iPhone where it is. It's not mine, everyone, look at

1106
00:59:06,320 --> 00:59:10,960
Speaker 1: your No, it's not mine, not me, all right, someone's

1107
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:14,120
Speaker 1: messing with us. Okay, that's so weird. Oh say so

1108
00:59:14,480 --> 00:59:17,520
Speaker 1: Takashi six nine mother. Yes, And so the mother of

1109
00:59:17,680 --> 00:59:21,520
Speaker 1: Takashi six nine daughter has been receiving death threats because

1110
00:59:21,560 --> 00:59:24,600
Speaker 1: of how he's been behaving online and in the streets.

1111
00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:27,200
Speaker 1: You know, he's got unfortunately a lot of arguments going

1112
00:59:27,240 --> 00:59:29,480
Speaker 1: on with mic Mill Little reis, a whole bunch of others.

1113
00:59:29,720 --> 00:59:32,919
Speaker 1: And so she says, this is terrible because my daughter's five.

1114
00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:35,640
Speaker 1: She's getting death threats. She doesn't even know what's going on,

1115
00:59:35,880 --> 00:59:37,880
Speaker 1: and you're taking it out on an innocent girl. So

1116
00:59:38,560 --> 00:59:40,800
Speaker 1: not cool. I don't understand why people do things like that.

1117
00:59:41,200 --> 00:59:47,400
Speaker 1: It's just have you seen this special? No, really, he's

1118
00:59:47,480 --> 00:59:50,200
Speaker 1: just so unlikable. I'm not giving it a pass for

1119
00:59:50,280 --> 00:59:53,200
Speaker 1: any of that stuff is so terrible. You know, it's

1120
00:59:53,240 --> 00:59:56,280
Speaker 1: a kid. Come on. And Nick Jonas teased the new song.

1121
00:59:56,520 --> 00:59:58,640
Speaker 1: You know he's hosting and he will be musical guests

1122
00:59:58,640 --> 01:00:01,560
Speaker 1: on SNL this weekend. So he little teased a little bit,

1123
01:00:01,680 --> 01:00:03,600
Speaker 1: gave us a little clip, and it will be coming

1124
01:00:03,640 --> 01:00:05,360
Speaker 1: out tomorrow and of course he's going to perform it

1125
01:00:05,560 --> 01:00:09,200
Speaker 1: on SNL. On your television, You've got The Real Housewives

1126
01:00:09,240 --> 01:00:12,000
Speaker 1: of New Jersey in Salt Lake City on tonight, The Goldberg's,

1127
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:15,960
Speaker 1: The Mass Dancer, Chicago, Medfire, and PD don't call my

1128
01:00:16,040 --> 01:00:20,480
Speaker 1: house because Riverdale will be on and rain Over on Netflix.

1129
01:00:20,560 --> 01:00:22,760
Speaker 1: I told you, Garrett has been calling me every day.

1130
01:00:23,000 --> 01:00:25,120
Speaker 1: He said, it's got this medieval vibe with a little

1131
01:00:25,120 --> 01:00:27,880
Speaker 1: bit of Vampire Diaries. It's about Mary, Queen of Scots,

1132
01:00:27,920 --> 01:00:29,560
Speaker 1: and he's loving it and he says that a lot

1133
01:00:29,560 --> 01:00:30,920
Speaker 1: of people will love it. See, we want to check

1134
01:00:30,920 --> 01:00:33,520
Speaker 1: it out on Netflix. And that's my Danielle report. All right,

1135
01:00:33,520 --> 01:00:34,840
Speaker 1: So I'm trying to figure out what we're going to

1136
01:00:34,920 --> 01:00:38,600
Speaker 1: do next. Now, we could do the uh the phone tap, noone,

1137
01:00:39,200 --> 01:00:41,760
Speaker 1: Elvis topic train. We could do that. I've got some

1138
01:00:41,880 --> 01:00:45,600
Speaker 1: great topics. Yep, Um, should we do that? Where where's Nate?

1139
01:00:45,680 --> 01:00:49,280
Speaker 1: He's the decision maker and he left us? Yeah, he's

1140
01:00:49,280 --> 01:00:52,120
Speaker 1: never anyone to find his iPhone? Oh did we figure

1141
01:00:52,160 --> 01:00:54,240
Speaker 1: out whose iPhone was pinging? I couldn't figure it out.

1142
01:00:54,360 --> 01:00:56,440
Speaker 1: That's so weird, all right? Is someone playing a trick

1143
01:00:56,520 --> 01:00:58,919
Speaker 1: on us? Is someone injecting their sounds into our show?

1144
01:00:59,040 --> 01:01:00,440
Speaker 1: But did it sound like it was? It sounded like

1145
01:01:00,520 --> 01:01:02,040
Speaker 1: it was in my house. Like, did it sound like

1146
01:01:02,080 --> 01:01:05,600
Speaker 1: it was in your house? Yeah? No, it sounded to ye.

1147
01:01:05,760 --> 01:01:07,320
Speaker 1: But yeah, it sound like it was coming down the

1148
01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:09,280
Speaker 1: line from somewhere from somebody out on the Where can

1149
01:01:09,320 --> 01:01:11,640
Speaker 1: you check your phone? It'll tell you if you look

1150
01:01:11,640 --> 01:01:14,160
Speaker 1: at your display, it'll say it's someone's trying to find

1151
01:01:14,520 --> 01:01:18,040
Speaker 1: yea say it? No? All right? So weird. If there

1152
01:01:18,120 --> 01:01:20,680
Speaker 1: is a security breach and someone is getting their sounds

1153
01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:22,320
Speaker 1: on our show, then someone's gonna have to lose their

1154
01:01:22,400 --> 01:01:28,479
Speaker 1: job to Okay, Yeah, that's the sound check your watch?

1155
01:01:28,600 --> 01:01:31,840
Speaker 1: It could be your watch or any any Apple item, okay,

1156
01:01:32,160 --> 01:01:34,040
Speaker 1: but which we have nine hundred of them in our

1157
01:01:34,080 --> 01:01:36,400
Speaker 1: houses Okay, we'll figure it out. We gotta move on. Uh,

1158
01:01:36,800 --> 01:01:38,440
Speaker 1: do you want to do the topic train next? I

1159
01:01:38,520 --> 01:01:42,000
Speaker 1: have some robust topics. Well I would give us the

1160
01:01:42,160 --> 01:01:44,400
Speaker 1: topics now, unless you want to wait until the next

1161
01:01:44,400 --> 01:01:46,880
Speaker 1: break and then we'll have more time after that one.

1162
01:01:47,240 --> 01:01:51,720
Speaker 1: Oh okay, then let's do that. Who the hell are

1163
01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:58,440
Speaker 1: you hiring? Is challenging, especially with everything else you have

1164
01:01:58,480 --> 01:02:01,080
Speaker 1: to consider today, But there's one place where hiring is simple,

1165
01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:04,480
Speaker 1: fast and smart. That place is zip recruiter. Try zip

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01:02:04,600 --> 01:02:07,960
Speaker 1: recruiter for free at zip recruiterer dot com, slash Elvis.

1167
01:02:08,240 --> 01:02:12,840
Speaker 1: That's zip recruiter dot com slash Elvis, zip recruiter the smartest.

1168
01:02:13,120 --> 01:02:22,720
Speaker 1: Oh my god, let me introduce myself. Oh gosh, Elvis

1169
01:02:22,760 --> 01:02:25,360
Speaker 1: durand story Elvis ran in the Morning Show. Wow, this

1170
01:02:25,440 --> 01:02:30,440
Speaker 1: is such a reduction. Is Elvis Duran in the Morning Show? Wow?

1171
01:02:30,600 --> 01:02:32,520
Speaker 1: You know what, it's so frinny to know that you're listening.

1172
01:02:32,920 --> 01:02:35,720
Speaker 1: I mean, I know that's so silly, but the fact

1173
01:02:35,800 --> 01:02:38,360
Speaker 1: that people actually wake up and listen to us, or

1174
01:02:38,360 --> 01:02:40,280
Speaker 1: if you're listening to us on demand, no matter what

1175
01:02:40,440 --> 01:02:41,800
Speaker 1: time of day it is, you know you can listen

1176
01:02:41,840 --> 01:02:44,560
Speaker 1: to us wherever you get your podcast do a search

1177
01:02:44,600 --> 01:02:46,520
Speaker 1: for Elvis Dry Morning Show. I know we had a

1178
01:02:46,600 --> 01:02:50,480
Speaker 1: little problem with the feed yesterday, but I've been promised

1179
01:02:50,560 --> 01:02:55,919
Speaker 1: that it's all gonna work today, right, Yes, yes, okay, good.

1180
01:02:56,480 --> 01:02:58,280
Speaker 1: So no matter where you are, no matter how you

1181
01:02:58,360 --> 01:03:00,280
Speaker 1: can listen, you can always listen to us, and we

1182
01:03:00,360 --> 01:03:02,400
Speaker 1: do appreciate it very much. It's just you know, I

1183
01:03:02,440 --> 01:03:05,720
Speaker 1: don't We're so grateful. Anyway, A lot to get done here.

1184
01:03:05,720 --> 01:03:08,000
Speaker 1: We're getting ready for the Elvis topic train. Did you

1185
01:03:08,160 --> 01:03:11,040
Speaker 1: know that? Now? Ever since Great Tea left, you know,

1186
01:03:11,080 --> 01:03:14,000
Speaker 1: we haven't only done topic trains that much or maybe

1187
01:03:14,040 --> 01:03:16,600
Speaker 1: at all. But now we're set up to go. We're

1188
01:03:16,640 --> 01:03:19,160
Speaker 1: gonna do the Elvis topic train today and then next

1189
01:03:19,200 --> 01:03:23,000
Speaker 1: time it'll be someone else's turn. Listen to this jingles,

1190
01:03:23,040 --> 01:03:28,200
Speaker 1: ready to go, Daniel topic train? All right? We who

1191
01:03:28,280 --> 01:03:30,200
Speaker 1: else is gonna do the topic train? It's gonna be

1192
01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:36,520
Speaker 1: Gandhi's turn to train. Hey, all right, look at that.

1193
01:03:36,720 --> 01:03:48,800
Speaker 1: So we're ready to go, right, scary series topic train?

1194
01:03:50,560 --> 01:03:53,120
Speaker 1: All right? And I got a question, what if the

1195
01:03:53,200 --> 01:04:01,480
Speaker 1: Jonas brothers drop of Jonas topic trainin I don't know,

1196
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:04,840
Speaker 1: everyone gets a topic train. So there you go. The

1197
01:04:04,920 --> 01:04:06,520
Speaker 1: topic train is back. We'll do that coming up in

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01:04:06,520 --> 01:04:07,640
Speaker 1: a few minutes. We've got a lot of talk. I

1199
01:04:07,680 --> 01:04:10,760
Speaker 1: don't see the Elvis topic train. It's right on top. Okay,

1200
01:04:10,760 --> 01:04:12,640
Speaker 1: wait have what Okay, good, So we'll get in a

1201
01:04:12,680 --> 01:04:14,760
Speaker 1: few minutes. Right now, let's go round the room. What's

1202
01:04:14,800 --> 01:04:17,240
Speaker 1: on your minds? What are you thinking about? We'll start

1203
01:04:17,280 --> 01:04:19,600
Speaker 1: with We'll start with you, producer, Sam, what are you

1204
01:04:19,640 --> 01:04:22,560
Speaker 1: thinking about today? I am just so happy for people

1205
01:04:22,600 --> 01:04:25,760
Speaker 1: who want to give other people little victories today because

1206
01:04:25,920 --> 01:04:28,960
Speaker 1: yesterday it was Tuesday. You know, I observed, like a

1207
01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:31,760
Speaker 1: good American, I got my tacos, and the restaurant was

1208
01:04:31,880 --> 01:04:35,400
Speaker 1: so happy to see me again because I go every

1209
01:04:35,600 --> 01:04:39,840
Speaker 1: freaking Tuesday. Basically that they snuck two frozen margharitas in

1210
01:04:39,960 --> 01:04:42,280
Speaker 1: my little to go bag for free. And I can't

1211
01:04:42,360 --> 01:04:46,320
Speaker 1: tell you how much stink enjoy just two free frozen

1212
01:04:46,400 --> 01:04:49,040
Speaker 1: Margharita's gave me. I thought it was so sweet. I

1213
01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:52,040
Speaker 1: loved getting tipsy on a Tuesday with an excuse. It

1214
01:04:52,240 --> 01:04:54,840
Speaker 1: was just so nice. So, you know, give someone a

1215
01:04:54,880 --> 01:04:57,440
Speaker 1: little victory if you can, you're gonna make their day

1216
01:04:57,520 --> 01:05:00,560
Speaker 1: like that gentleman made mine all right, all right? So

1217
01:05:01,280 --> 01:05:03,400
Speaker 1: everyone free and margharita doesn't give them away. I think

1218
01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:06,960
Speaker 1: that's how work. Thank you so much. A good reminder.

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01:05:07,040 --> 01:05:09,520
Speaker 1: What about you, Gandhi? What's on your mind today? I

1220
01:05:09,680 --> 01:05:11,680
Speaker 1: would like to shout out a listener. I won't give

1221
01:05:11,720 --> 01:05:13,960
Speaker 1: her name, but she has given me the greatest compliment

1222
01:05:14,040 --> 01:05:16,880
Speaker 1: I think I could get, and that is she wants

1223
01:05:16,920 --> 01:05:20,800
Speaker 1: to get my little Zoe elephant tattooed on her body. Yes.

1224
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:23,440
Speaker 1: I am thrilled. I say yes, go ahead do it.

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01:05:23,600 --> 01:05:25,240
Speaker 1: She sent me a couple of messages asking if it

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01:05:25,320 --> 01:05:27,560
Speaker 1: was okay. Yeah, of course it's okay. Tattoo that thing

1227
01:05:27,600 --> 01:05:30,080
Speaker 1: anywhere you want, send me a picture. I'm super flattered

1228
01:05:30,120 --> 01:05:31,800
Speaker 1: and I just want to say thank you. It's still nice.

1229
01:05:31,840 --> 01:05:35,360
Speaker 1: It makes me want to cry. See look our tiste

1230
01:05:37,720 --> 01:05:42,120
Speaker 1: tattooing your work on their bodies. Yay, uh scary. What's

1231
01:05:42,160 --> 01:05:43,960
Speaker 1: up with you today? Listen? This is gonna sound a

1232
01:05:43,960 --> 01:05:46,920
Speaker 1: little geeky, but um, I know we have a choice

1233
01:05:46,960 --> 01:05:51,960
Speaker 1: when it comes to virtual meeting programs. But screw Microsoft teams.

1234
01:05:52,400 --> 01:05:56,920
Speaker 1: It's clunky, it's awful. I bought a webcam to make

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01:05:57,000 --> 01:05:59,520
Speaker 1: myself look better like a nice I spent like thirty

1236
01:05:59,520 --> 01:06:01,960
Speaker 1: dollars on the little webcam. Yeah. It doesn't work with

1237
01:06:02,040 --> 01:06:05,600
Speaker 1: Microsoft teams like, no, sorry, we don't work with you. Wait,

1238
01:06:05,720 --> 01:06:07,640
Speaker 1: was that the webcam you were using yesterday during our

1239
01:06:07,840 --> 01:06:11,920
Speaker 1: zoom and meeting? Looked a little he looked a little sweaty. Yeah, serious, yea,

1240
01:06:12,560 --> 01:06:16,080
Speaker 1: we were texting about it? Were you talking about my back? Now?

1241
01:06:16,080 --> 01:06:18,680
Speaker 1: We're just saying to your face? You know they're talking

1242
01:06:18,680 --> 01:06:20,840
Speaker 1: in front of your face. What are you talking about? Look,

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01:06:21,160 --> 01:06:22,760
Speaker 1: you look like you did your flush, you didn't have

1244
01:06:22,800 --> 01:06:24,919
Speaker 1: any Are you sick? You're feeling okay? No? I feel

1245
01:06:25,920 --> 01:06:28,160
Speaker 1: it was a ten ADP camera. He sees every little

1246
01:06:28,160 --> 01:06:32,480
Speaker 1: beat of sweat. I guess, okay, guy, shame on teams

1247
01:06:32,520 --> 01:06:36,040
Speaker 1: for not accepting your You're a new expensive camera. Wow,

1248
01:06:36,840 --> 01:06:40,000
Speaker 1: you're living crazy on the edge life. I don't have

1249
01:06:40,120 --> 01:06:43,040
Speaker 1: money to spend on kids, So what's going on? I

1250
01:06:43,160 --> 01:06:46,920
Speaker 1: wonder why you know what's on your mind? So? Um,

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01:06:47,040 --> 01:06:49,920
Speaker 1: I love how like Gandhi has started painting and a

1252
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:52,160
Speaker 1: lot of us have started doing like little side hustles

1253
01:06:52,520 --> 01:06:55,600
Speaker 1: during the pandemic. Um So Sam, I think she talked

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01:06:55,640 --> 01:06:58,440
Speaker 1: about this a while ago, but her sister Farah actually

1255
01:06:58,480 --> 01:07:00,840
Speaker 1: started her own little tie dike company. And if you

1256
01:07:00,920 --> 01:07:03,160
Speaker 1: can see, I'm wearing the sweatshirt, right, I love it

1257
01:07:04,520 --> 01:07:07,600
Speaker 1: and I bought the pants as well. And the name

1258
01:07:07,640 --> 01:07:13,360
Speaker 1: of the company is the cutest thing. It's Zippity Do Die. Yeah,

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01:07:14,120 --> 01:07:17,440
Speaker 1: that's how you can find her on Instagram. But Zippity

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01:07:17,560 --> 01:07:21,640
Speaker 1: Dash Do Dash d Ye. Get it? And they're they're

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01:07:21,720 --> 01:07:25,000
Speaker 1: really affordable. They're so comfortable, and she does such a

1262
01:07:25,080 --> 01:07:27,400
Speaker 1: great job. And I love the side hustle. So it

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01:07:27,560 --> 01:07:29,640
Speaker 1: just makes me so happy when people do things like this.

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01:07:29,920 --> 01:07:31,440
Speaker 1: Does she do? I? Men and women? Are you good?

1265
01:07:31,560 --> 01:07:33,880
Speaker 1: She does? Thank you so much for even mentioning her.

1266
01:07:36,560 --> 01:07:40,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go today. You know a lot of times

1267
01:07:40,760 --> 01:07:43,080
Speaker 1: I bitch and complaining about my dogs, but I don't

1268
01:07:43,080 --> 01:07:46,000
Speaker 1: want to say. They're very patient little guys. A second ago,

1269
01:07:46,120 --> 01:07:49,000
Speaker 1: I couldn't find one of them. He was laying by

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01:07:49,080 --> 01:07:51,360
Speaker 1: his water bowl because his brother had drank all of

1271
01:07:51,440 --> 01:07:53,840
Speaker 1: his water. She was just laying there waiting for water

1272
01:07:53,960 --> 01:07:56,200
Speaker 1: to appear. He'd been laying there for over an hour.

1273
01:07:56,400 --> 01:07:59,040
Speaker 1: He's just sitting there waiting, the most patient little guy.

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01:07:59,160 --> 01:08:01,640
Speaker 1: So you know what I'm complaining, They're patient little dudes.

1275
01:08:01,640 --> 01:08:03,040
Speaker 1: They just didn't trying to wait, and they know that

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01:08:03,120 --> 01:08:05,440
Speaker 1: eventually somebody will come looking for me. And they'll give

1277
01:08:05,440 --> 01:08:09,520
Speaker 1: me what I need. I know I can't imagine a

1278
01:08:09,560 --> 01:08:12,360
Speaker 1: life without our dogs, not at all. Hey, uh, you know,

1279
01:08:12,480 --> 01:08:14,280
Speaker 1: coming up in a few minutes, we're gonna do a

1280
01:08:15,120 --> 01:08:17,400
Speaker 1: little jump into the old school time machine. Where are

1281
01:08:17,439 --> 01:08:21,960
Speaker 1: we going today? Don't think I've gotten Nate on the

1282
01:08:22,200 --> 01:08:26,960
Speaker 1: around the room. Actually actually did. But I saw you

1283
01:08:27,040 --> 01:08:31,439
Speaker 1: standing then. You look so eager actually typing something to

1284
01:08:31,520 --> 01:08:33,639
Speaker 1: you right now, right, go right ahead. No, you're typing?

1285
01:08:33,760 --> 01:08:38,000
Speaker 1: What about me? How come you? What the hell was

1286
01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:40,200
Speaker 1: I gonna say? Oh? Well, if you work in customer

1287
01:08:40,280 --> 01:08:42,160
Speaker 1: service and you go the extra mile for a customer,

1288
01:08:42,200 --> 01:08:44,519
Speaker 1: trust me, it does not go unnoticed. I was at

1289
01:08:44,560 --> 01:08:47,960
Speaker 1: the container store yesterday, not a client, and this lovely woman,

1290
01:08:48,080 --> 01:08:52,200
Speaker 1: Carmen stayed, I believe after her shifted ended because she said,

1291
01:08:52,280 --> 01:08:54,160
Speaker 1: I started with you, I want to finish with you.

1292
01:08:54,320 --> 01:08:56,320
Speaker 1: There was computer problems since she was staying there to

1293
01:08:56,400 --> 01:08:59,679
Speaker 1: make sure we got exactly we wanted. So Carmen, please

1294
01:09:00,200 --> 01:09:03,360
Speaker 1: thank you for staying. And you're you're awesome. Ah, that's nice.

1295
01:09:03,520 --> 01:09:05,600
Speaker 1: I love the container story, one of those you know

1296
01:09:05,680 --> 01:09:09,720
Speaker 1: what they're selling, It's awesome. I love it all right.

1297
01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:13,799
Speaker 1: A reminder we have the old school the old school.

1298
01:09:14,120 --> 01:09:16,000
Speaker 1: There a time machine song coming up? What is that

1299
01:09:16,120 --> 01:09:17,960
Speaker 1: going to be? First, let's do the three things we

1300
01:09:18,040 --> 01:09:21,720
Speaker 1: need to know from Gandhi. Isn't it nice? That's called

1301
01:09:21,720 --> 01:09:24,120
Speaker 1: a tease? Coming up? After three things, we're going to

1302
01:09:24,200 --> 01:09:25,840
Speaker 1: hop into the old school time machine. All right, Gandhi?

1303
01:09:25,880 --> 01:09:28,280
Speaker 1: What's going on today? All right? Medical experts are worried

1304
01:09:28,360 --> 01:09:31,360
Speaker 1: that coronavirus variants could drive a surge in infections, even

1305
01:09:31,400 --> 01:09:34,160
Speaker 1: as cases are trending down all across the US. During

1306
01:09:34,200 --> 01:09:36,760
Speaker 1: a briefing yesterday, some experts predicted that a surge of

1307
01:09:36,800 --> 01:09:39,599
Speaker 1: infections by the UK variant is probably just a few

1308
01:09:39,640 --> 01:09:43,559
Speaker 1: weeks away. However, they say that this should be done

1309
01:09:43,640 --> 01:09:46,120
Speaker 1: by April or May, and believe things will be brought

1310
01:09:46,200 --> 01:09:48,639
Speaker 1: under control by summer. So there's some good news there.

1311
01:09:49,240 --> 01:09:52,080
Speaker 1: New Jersey police can no longer arrest people for possession

1312
01:09:52,240 --> 01:09:55,439
Speaker 1: or distribution of small amounts of marijuana. This comes as

1313
01:09:55,479 --> 01:09:58,040
Speaker 1: Governor Murphy signed marijuana related bills, with one of them

1314
01:09:58,120 --> 01:10:01,880
Speaker 1: decriminalizing possession of the drug to six ounces. Officials are

1315
01:10:01,920 --> 01:10:05,040
Speaker 1: also calling on prosecutors to drop all cases related to

1316
01:10:05,080 --> 01:10:08,320
Speaker 1: possession or selling under one ounce. For now, there's still

1317
01:10:08,360 --> 01:10:10,760
Speaker 1: no legal way to buyweed in New Jersey, but it's

1318
01:10:10,800 --> 01:10:13,760
Speaker 1: expected to take months to because it's expected to take

1319
01:10:13,840 --> 01:10:17,879
Speaker 1: months to set of dispensaries. And finally, this one's for you, Danielle.

1320
01:10:18,320 --> 01:10:20,960
Speaker 1: I know you hate mayo, but have you seen what

1321
01:10:21,080 --> 01:10:24,400
Speaker 1: it's doing for sea turtles in Israel to let them? Okay,

1322
01:10:26,120 --> 01:10:30,200
Speaker 1: wondering about the Israelis, I thought you might be okay.

1323
01:10:30,280 --> 01:10:32,120
Speaker 1: So they had a big oil spill over there, and

1324
01:10:32,240 --> 01:10:35,160
Speaker 1: of course it really affected the wildlife. So these turtles

1325
01:10:35,200 --> 01:10:38,200
Speaker 1: are coming in with tar and their mouths in their

1326
01:10:38,320 --> 01:10:42,840
Speaker 1: throats all over. Turns out these scientists started to feed

1327
01:10:42,920 --> 01:10:45,960
Speaker 1: them mayo and it quickly flushes out their digestive tracks

1328
01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:48,839
Speaker 1: and is saving them. So they're saving thousands of turtles

1329
01:10:48,880 --> 01:10:51,559
Speaker 1: with mayo. So maybe you can get people to ship

1330
01:10:51,600 --> 01:10:53,400
Speaker 1: all the mayo to Israel, save the turtles and you

1331
01:10:53,439 --> 01:10:56,600
Speaker 1: don't ever have to look at it again. But it

1332
01:10:56,800 --> 01:11:00,240
Speaker 1: is doing some good stuff. They're expecting. Yeah, yeah, if

1333
01:11:00,240 --> 01:11:02,519
Speaker 1: you had tar in your mouth, would you eat mayo? Then?

1334
01:11:03,000 --> 01:11:06,439
Speaker 1: I don't know, Go ahead, Oh no, I'm just saying

1335
01:11:06,439 --> 01:11:08,720
Speaker 1: they're expecting to have all of these turtles be able

1336
01:11:08,760 --> 01:11:10,760
Speaker 1: to be released back into the wild sometime this week.

1337
01:11:10,840 --> 01:11:13,240
Speaker 1: So it's great. But I almost sent Danielle the video

1338
01:11:13,240 --> 01:11:15,280
Speaker 1: because there's video of them doing it, and I was like,

1339
01:11:15,360 --> 01:11:17,080
Speaker 1: she might not like this. Okay, I want to do it.

1340
01:11:19,439 --> 01:11:22,679
Speaker 1: Would have sent it right there. Great, Thank you, Ganda,

1341
01:11:23,080 --> 01:11:37,519
Speaker 1: You're welcome. I call Shotgun. Who's driving today? Gandi? Are

1342
01:11:37,520 --> 01:11:39,880
Speaker 1: you driving? I'll drive? Can you see above the wheel?

1343
01:11:39,920 --> 01:11:42,240
Speaker 1: I don't know, not really, but it doesn't matter. I

1344
01:11:42,360 --> 01:11:44,800
Speaker 1: use my hearing. Can we stop at the fast food place?

1345
01:11:44,840 --> 01:11:47,639
Speaker 1: I'm hung great? The song is over. It's the old

1346
01:11:47,680 --> 01:11:56,160
Speaker 1: school time machine. I wish ski Yeah. Oh yeah, that

1347
01:11:56,360 --> 01:12:01,400
Speaker 1: sounds so good. I wished it, Skilo. That was a

1348
01:12:01,479 --> 01:12:05,719
Speaker 1: nice trip in the old school time machine. Nice driving there, Gandhi,

1349
01:12:06,080 --> 01:12:09,559
Speaker 1: Thank you daniel Sorry my wife. I wish we didn't

1350
01:12:09,560 --> 01:12:11,760
Speaker 1: have time to stop at the wall wallfa. I want

1351
01:12:11,800 --> 01:12:14,960
Speaker 1: French fries? Come on? All right? Next time? Who's driving?

1352
01:12:15,040 --> 01:12:18,679
Speaker 1: Next time? I'll take all right, I'll do it. Yeah,

1353
01:12:18,680 --> 01:12:23,960
Speaker 1: all right? You don't want me to drive? Yeah? Anyway,

1354
01:12:24,040 --> 01:12:25,639
Speaker 1: let's stop it to come and go next time? Pick

1355
01:12:25,720 --> 01:12:29,680
Speaker 1: up something. I'm so excited. All right, all right? Hit

1356
01:12:29,760 --> 01:12:33,679
Speaker 1: the genial. Scariest time for the topic train, the Elvis

1357
01:12:33,720 --> 01:12:43,559
Speaker 1: topic train today. I mean, the question is why talk

1358
01:12:43,600 --> 01:12:46,280
Speaker 1: about one thing when you can talk about several different

1359
01:12:46,280 --> 01:12:48,679
Speaker 1: things at the same time, and you get to choose

1360
01:12:49,000 --> 01:12:51,559
Speaker 1: which topic you want to talk about. All right, call Nate,

1361
01:12:51,840 --> 01:12:54,000
Speaker 1: let's set it up. I'll give you the topic. Don't

1362
01:12:54,040 --> 01:12:55,920
Speaker 1: call yet, Wait till you hear the topics. Okay, then

1363
01:12:55,920 --> 01:13:00,760
Speaker 1: I'll give you the number topic number one. Are you

1364
01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:06,400
Speaker 1: venmos stalking your significant other or someone else? Please tell

1365
01:13:06,520 --> 01:13:11,120
Speaker 1: us why and why you're doing it both or anyway,

1366
01:13:11,520 --> 01:13:13,479
Speaker 1: and what you found. I want to know what you found.

1367
01:13:13,720 --> 01:13:17,679
Speaker 1: Are you Venmo stalking someone? Okay, so far, so good? Yeah,

1368
01:13:18,280 --> 01:13:22,160
Speaker 1: all right. Have you ever been beard fished where he

1369
01:13:22,360 --> 01:13:24,439
Speaker 1: was so hot or maybe she was so hot with

1370
01:13:24,479 --> 01:13:28,200
Speaker 1: a beard and then when they shaved it off, you're like, oh,

1371
01:13:29,040 --> 01:13:31,960
Speaker 1: I don't know, Or maybe you were hat fished or

1372
01:13:32,560 --> 01:13:37,200
Speaker 1: COVID mask fished. They took off your mask. You're like, oh, okay,

1373
01:13:37,600 --> 01:13:39,080
Speaker 1: I want to hear from you there one eight hundred

1374
01:13:39,080 --> 01:13:41,519
Speaker 1: two for two zero one hundred. Another question on the

1375
01:13:41,720 --> 01:13:44,479
Speaker 1: on the topic train, what did you learn from TikTok?

1376
01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:48,240
Speaker 1: There's so much to learn there, right, what did you

1377
01:13:48,320 --> 01:13:50,400
Speaker 1: learn for TikTok? If that hits a nerve? One eight

1378
01:13:50,560 --> 01:13:53,519
Speaker 1: hundred two two zero one hundred. Here's my favorite. If

1379
01:13:53,560 --> 01:13:58,000
Speaker 1: you could smell things on Google? What would you google? Oh? Oh,

1380
01:13:58,080 --> 01:14:01,240
Speaker 1: I have one? Can I say it? Yeahson momoa, because

1381
01:14:01,280 --> 01:14:03,160
Speaker 1: I really want him to smell good, but I just

1382
01:14:03,400 --> 01:14:06,760
Speaker 1: have this feeling that he smells really bad, So I yeah,

1383
01:14:07,160 --> 01:14:10,439
Speaker 1: you can use people if you uh what if you

1384
01:14:10,479 --> 01:14:12,719
Speaker 1: could smell things or people on Google? What would you google?

1385
01:14:12,880 --> 01:14:15,719
Speaker 1: One eight hundred two four two zero one hundred? And finally,

1386
01:14:16,040 --> 01:14:18,080
Speaker 1: have you ever been caught speeding because you're listening to

1387
01:14:18,120 --> 01:14:20,519
Speaker 1: a song that made you speed? What song was it?

1388
01:14:21,120 --> 01:14:22,880
Speaker 1: I want to hear from yet? One eight hundred two

1389
01:14:22,920 --> 01:14:25,400
Speaker 1: four two zero one hundred. And there's your topic train. Fine,

1390
01:14:25,439 --> 01:14:27,040
Speaker 1: we'll get in that into that in a second, and

1391
01:14:27,360 --> 01:14:29,439
Speaker 1: uh call us now. It's good to have the topic

1392
01:14:29,479 --> 01:14:33,360
Speaker 1: train back right, Yeah, yeah, yeah, Hey. This is Dani Shake.

1393
01:14:33,680 --> 01:14:41,120
Speaker 1: This is Seth Rogan in the morning. Show me here,

1394
01:14:41,160 --> 01:14:42,960
Speaker 1: And if you're tired of tossing and turning at night,

1395
01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:46,040
Speaker 1: tries zequill pure Z's All Night. It helps you fall

1396
01:14:46,080 --> 01:14:49,559
Speaker 1: asleep naturally and stay asleep longer through the night. Plus

1397
01:14:49,600 --> 01:14:51,919
Speaker 1: it's non habit forming and made with the blended botanicals

1398
01:14:51,960 --> 01:14:55,880
Speaker 1: like lavender and camemel finding in retailers everything show. Oh

1399
01:14:55,960 --> 01:14:58,559
Speaker 1: my god, someone just said a dpic to Gandhi. Who

1400
01:14:58,680 --> 01:15:01,960
Speaker 1: is that? Um? I don't know this person's name and

1401
01:15:02,080 --> 01:15:05,120
Speaker 1: they've got a mask on. But sir, I certainly just

1402
01:15:05,240 --> 01:15:08,080
Speaker 1: opened this photo and I'm not sure what to do

1403
01:15:08,200 --> 01:15:10,519
Speaker 1: with that. Should I send it to people? I don't

1404
01:15:10,560 --> 01:15:17,280
Speaker 1: what is what's going on? Oh? It's very impressive. God,

1405
01:15:17,880 --> 01:15:20,840
Speaker 1: all right, it's so funny. Do you really think sending

1406
01:15:20,880 --> 01:15:23,000
Speaker 1: a deep picture to so it is really the thing

1407
01:15:23,080 --> 01:15:26,680
Speaker 1: to do. It just came in. It just came in

1408
01:15:27,120 --> 01:15:30,360
Speaker 1: seven fifty eight am. It came in from this Jen

1409
01:15:30,479 --> 01:15:33,280
Speaker 1: Who is it? You them? You want me to say

1410
01:15:33,320 --> 01:15:36,920
Speaker 1: what his name is? It's on Instagram? Right, yeah? Absolutely

1411
01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:40,080
Speaker 1: you should should hold on, shouldn't you? Okay, sure you're

1412
01:15:40,280 --> 01:15:45,240
Speaker 1: not holding McKee? I got your message. I'm not really

1413
01:15:45,280 --> 01:15:47,760
Speaker 1: sure what to do with it, but thank you for

1414
01:15:47,840 --> 01:15:52,559
Speaker 1: thinking of me this morning. Looking at hold holding McKee,

1415
01:15:53,920 --> 01:15:58,560
Speaker 1: it looks like he's holding something else. Well there he is?

1416
01:15:59,200 --> 01:16:06,160
Speaker 1: Are he follows hey holding he's holding something. That's that's

1417
01:16:06,200 --> 01:16:10,240
Speaker 1: a good joke. Oh man, Yeah, all right, well thanks

1418
01:16:10,439 --> 01:16:14,559
Speaker 1: thanks holding for sending god dpic. Callow up this morning.

1419
01:16:14,800 --> 01:16:24,160
Speaker 1: Just a sex. It's just a sexy, sexy anyway you now, no,

1420
01:16:25,880 --> 01:16:28,559
Speaker 1: keep them. I'm gonna start sending you guys each other's wieners.

1421
01:16:28,560 --> 01:16:31,760
Speaker 1: If you do that, that's my only course action. That's

1422
01:16:31,800 --> 01:16:34,840
Speaker 1: what I do. OK. Really, so, so this guy holding

1423
01:16:35,320 --> 01:16:37,320
Speaker 1: hold him key sent you a dpic. So now the

1424
01:16:37,360 --> 01:16:39,000
Speaker 1: next person who sends you a dpicck, you're gonna send

1425
01:16:39,000 --> 01:16:42,720
Speaker 1: holdings depict to them. Yes, because you're gonna get more

1426
01:16:42,760 --> 01:16:44,000
Speaker 1: than ever. Now you have a bunch of D pick

1427
01:16:44,080 --> 01:16:47,360
Speaker 1: collectors out there, you're gonna sit there and collector D picks.

1428
01:16:47,600 --> 01:16:49,800
Speaker 1: It actually stops them most of the time, because the

1429
01:16:50,040 --> 01:16:52,000
Speaker 1: response I get when I send a guy a D

1430
01:16:52,120 --> 01:16:54,360
Speaker 1: pick back if he sent me one, is oh my god,

1431
01:16:54,439 --> 01:16:56,560
Speaker 1: why would you do that? And I say, that is

1432
01:16:56,560 --> 01:16:59,840
Speaker 1: an excellent question. Why would you do that? I feel

1433
01:16:59,880 --> 01:17:05,040
Speaker 1: the time, So hold got to find a wiener and

1434
01:17:05,240 --> 01:17:08,040
Speaker 1: I am soon back. All right, I see, Garrett is

1435
01:17:08,040 --> 01:17:10,800
Speaker 1: there to do sound we're gonna get into Uh we

1436
01:17:10,840 --> 01:17:13,439
Speaker 1: should get the topic train going, shouldn't we? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,

1437
01:17:13,520 --> 01:17:15,760
Speaker 1: yeah yeah. By the way, we've got a lot of

1438
01:17:15,880 --> 01:17:20,720
Speaker 1: interesting people calling for the topic train. I'm hearing. Let's

1439
01:17:20,760 --> 01:17:26,240
Speaker 1: get into it. Let's just stop on the Elvis topic

1440
01:17:26,360 --> 01:17:31,559
Speaker 1: trains all right, I don't know where to start. We're

1441
01:17:31,600 --> 01:17:36,080
Speaker 1: gonna start at line eleven. Right, you gotta help me out, guys,

1442
01:17:37,800 --> 01:17:42,479
Speaker 1: go for it. It's Trish. Hey, Trish, Hey, hell? Are

1443
01:17:42,520 --> 01:17:45,920
Speaker 1: you good morning? What's going on with you? I'm driving

1444
01:17:45,960 --> 01:17:49,200
Speaker 1: to work and that's uh, it's a great day. And

1445
01:17:49,600 --> 01:17:51,560
Speaker 1: h I always am in a great mood listening to

1446
01:17:51,600 --> 01:17:53,840
Speaker 1: you guys, and I had to call in with my story.

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Speaker 1: You know, since we have your number, we can start

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01:17:55,960 --> 01:18:03,120
Speaker 1: sitting you some dpics. Good morning. Sure, all right, which

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Speaker 1: topic are you calling in about, Trish? Uh? The how

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01:18:07,960 --> 01:18:11,760
Speaker 1: you were fished? Oh, beard fish or or or hat

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01:18:11,880 --> 01:18:15,840
Speaker 1: fished or mask fished. I was costume fished at a

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01:18:15,880 --> 01:18:22,720
Speaker 1: Halloween costume What happened, Trish? I'm sure that's really common. Um.

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Speaker 1: So I met this guy through some friends. He was

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01:18:26,000 --> 01:18:30,000
Speaker 1: dressed as zero and and then we went out on

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01:18:30,080 --> 01:18:35,160
Speaker 1: a date and I literally felt deflated, like, oh okay, um,

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01:18:36,120 --> 01:18:39,479
Speaker 1: I like them better as Zoro? Are you saying he

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01:18:39,520 --> 01:18:46,920
Speaker 1: went from zero zero zero? Maybe? Knock quite? Oh my god,

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01:18:47,080 --> 01:18:50,320
Speaker 1: not quite, but totally totally messed up that joke? Well,

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01:18:51,040 --> 01:18:54,400
Speaker 1: so you know what, sometimes you know, in costume it's

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01:18:54,439 --> 01:19:00,600
Speaker 1: more mysterious than zero yes, exactly. But I was the

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01:19:00,720 --> 01:19:03,559
Speaker 1: energizer bunny, so I don't know what the attraction was there.

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01:19:05,080 --> 01:19:07,680
Speaker 1: I guess I keep going because I could keep going

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Speaker 1: and going. I guess. Yeah. Help. Okay, all right, Tris,

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Speaker 1: thanks for calling. We appreciate it. You have a great day. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you're all right? Sherry Online ten. Welcome to the topic train.

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Speaker 1: It's good to have you here, Sherry. How are you

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01:19:19,880 --> 01:19:23,120
Speaker 1: feeling good? Good? How are you? Oh? My god, so

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01:19:23,280 --> 01:19:25,519
Speaker 1: great to talk to you. It's a pleasure talking to you. Now.

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01:19:25,560 --> 01:19:28,160
Speaker 1: Which one of our topics are you calling about? Um,

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01:19:28,800 --> 01:19:32,080
Speaker 1: the speeding listening to a song? Yeah, isn't that funny?

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01:19:32,160 --> 01:19:33,799
Speaker 1: And we were talking about this in the room earlier.

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01:19:33,880 --> 01:19:36,519
Speaker 1: How you can hear a song and start speeding up

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01:19:36,920 --> 01:19:38,360
Speaker 1: in your car but you don't know you're doing it.

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01:19:38,479 --> 01:19:40,760
Speaker 1: The song is making you accelerate, So you have one

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01:19:40,800 --> 01:19:43,960
Speaker 1: that makes you speed? Um, yes, it's always Sammy Hagar.

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01:19:44,040 --> 01:19:47,240
Speaker 1: I can't drive fifty five. Of course, that's a natural.

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01:19:49,880 --> 01:19:53,439
Speaker 1: I mean that's like, it's just it makes sense. So yeah,

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01:19:53,760 --> 01:19:57,920
Speaker 1: it's it's terrible. I was going ninety and a forty five.

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01:19:59,000 --> 01:20:05,120
Speaker 1: Oh oh my god, wow, you have my license? You

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01:20:05,160 --> 01:20:09,799
Speaker 1: pulled over not. Well. I'm glad you caught it, Sherry,

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01:20:09,800 --> 01:20:12,720
Speaker 1: because a ninety forty five is probably a steep price

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01:20:12,800 --> 01:20:15,080
Speaker 1: to pay. Thank you, thank you for listening to us.

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Speaker 1: I appreciate it. It slowed down. Don't listen to save me. Heygar,

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Speaker 1: there's the moral of the story. Michelle in line eight. Uh,

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Speaker 1: let's see hey Michelle. Hello, hello lady, Well, hello lady,

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Speaker 1: how you feeling good? Good? So which topic you're calling about?

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Speaker 1: About the speeding? Okay? What made you speed? Um? It

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01:20:37,960 --> 01:20:41,080
Speaker 1: wasn't a song. I was absolutely listening to a race

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Speaker 1: car race and listening to the engines. I started accelerating

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Speaker 1: and I got snaps for eighty five and a sixty five. Um.

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01:20:51,360 --> 01:20:55,200
Speaker 1: But because I was honest and told him that I

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01:20:55,320 --> 01:20:58,040
Speaker 1: was listening to the NAP car race, he let me

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Speaker 1: go with the following two quote. Wow, so the officer

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01:21:03,680 --> 01:21:06,280
Speaker 1: bought into that logic. That's kind of funny. Yeah, he

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01:21:06,800 --> 01:21:09,080
Speaker 1: he was dying. He was like, I have to say,

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01:21:09,400 --> 01:21:12,120
Speaker 1: a chick listening to a NASCAR race and speeding on

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Speaker 1: the eye light. I gotta let you go with the

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Speaker 1: following No, no argument here, officer. I love how you

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Speaker 1: were listening to NASCAR. You actually thought you were driving

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Speaker 1: a NASCAR so there's an issue. Oh yeah, all right, Michelle,

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01:21:26,000 --> 01:21:27,479
Speaker 1: thanks for listening to us. I'm glad you got off

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01:21:27,479 --> 01:21:29,400
Speaker 1: with a warning. Thank you. Have a good day. Guy.

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01:21:30,600 --> 01:21:33,680
Speaker 1: Lady Lyon eighteen is Jordan. This is a lot. We

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01:21:33,760 --> 01:21:35,720
Speaker 1: have a lot of these speeding calls coming in. You

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01:21:35,800 --> 01:21:39,240
Speaker 1: got one too, right, Jordan, Yes, Hello, good morning and

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01:21:39,360 --> 01:21:42,320
Speaker 1: good morning. What song makes you speed up without actually

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01:21:42,600 --> 01:21:46,160
Speaker 1: realizing you're speeding up? Well, my girlfriend and I ran

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01:21:46,200 --> 01:21:50,400
Speaker 1: a road trip and the song I booked five hundred miles?

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01:21:50,479 --> 01:21:58,680
Speaker 1: And are you driving right now? No ex claim on

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01:21:58,720 --> 01:22:02,000
Speaker 1: the train? Oh good, you turn it off. It doesn't matter.

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01:22:03,200 --> 01:22:05,400
Speaker 1: That song makes you speed. You must have been really

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01:22:05,479 --> 01:22:08,800
Speaker 1: into it. Well, it doesn't make me speed, but we

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01:22:08,920 --> 01:22:11,799
Speaker 1: were just so into the song that we were speeding.

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01:22:11,880 --> 01:22:14,080
Speaker 1: And so now whenever it comes on and we're both

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01:22:14,120 --> 01:22:16,280
Speaker 1: in the car, whoever's driving, just we look at each

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01:22:16,280 --> 01:22:18,960
Speaker 1: other and slow down regardless wherever we're at. All right,

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01:22:19,960 --> 01:22:22,559
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be five hundred miles about Proclaimers makes you speed?

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01:22:22,720 --> 01:22:25,000
Speaker 1: I've never heard that one before. Thank you, Jordan. Thanks

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01:22:25,040 --> 01:22:27,800
Speaker 1: for listening to us. Yes, thanks, some great day guys.

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Speaker 1: Line four is Mary. I think we have a different

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01:22:30,360 --> 01:22:32,000
Speaker 1: topic finally, because that one, that one was taking off

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01:22:32,040 --> 01:22:35,560
Speaker 1: big time. Hey Mary, Hey, good morning guys. How are you.

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01:22:35,960 --> 01:22:38,759
Speaker 1: We're doing well. We're doing well. Yeah, I'm so excited.

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Speaker 1: Let's talk to you guys. You make my morning every day,

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01:22:41,800 --> 01:22:43,760
Speaker 1: my ride into work. I love listening to you all.

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01:22:43,800 --> 01:22:46,160
Speaker 1: You make my morning. Well, thank god someone's listening to

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01:22:46,240 --> 01:22:48,519
Speaker 1: this stuff. Mary, Thank god you're there. All right, which

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01:22:48,640 --> 01:22:52,560
Speaker 1: topic are you calling about? So I'm calling about TikTok

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01:22:53,280 --> 01:22:56,439
Speaker 1: um over the pandemic. I learned how to use TikTok

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Speaker 1: My daughter taught me. I'm gonna be forty next month,

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01:22:59,160 --> 01:23:03,240
Speaker 1: so I'm half tag mom over thirty, right, and so

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01:23:03,479 --> 01:23:05,280
Speaker 1: she taught me how to'll get on. She taught me

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01:23:05,320 --> 01:23:08,160
Speaker 1: how to make friends. I finally learned apparently you need

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01:23:08,200 --> 01:23:12,240
Speaker 1: a thousand viewers to go live, which god that took forever.

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01:23:12,600 --> 01:23:15,120
Speaker 1: So I finally got a thousand viewers, went live, and

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01:23:15,240 --> 01:23:17,120
Speaker 1: then learned I've got as funny as I thought I

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01:23:17,280 --> 01:23:19,400
Speaker 1: was because I never got anybody to go on and

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01:23:19,479 --> 01:23:25,320
Speaker 1: watch me. I'm hilarious, but apparently none of the world

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01:23:25,360 --> 01:23:30,040
Speaker 1: agreed with me, so so they voted you all. Yeah, well,

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01:23:30,160 --> 01:23:31,880
Speaker 1: you know, you get like one or two viewers. Well,

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01:23:31,960 --> 01:23:33,880
Speaker 1: my daughter she gets way more people. She has like

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01:23:33,920 --> 01:23:35,920
Speaker 1: twelve thousand followers. I don't know how she does it.

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01:23:36,080 --> 01:23:39,439
Speaker 1: Apparently she's really funny and very trendy. I'm not I

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01:23:39,479 --> 01:23:42,280
Speaker 1: don't want to know how she does it. Her secret. Well,

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01:23:42,320 --> 01:23:44,080
Speaker 1: wait a minute, anyone in the room. You guys, have

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01:23:44,200 --> 01:23:47,200
Speaker 1: you learned anything from TikTok? Yes, A couple of recipes

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01:23:47,240 --> 01:23:50,479
Speaker 1: I've gotten off of TikTok which were delicious. Right. Yeah,

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01:23:50,520 --> 01:23:52,479
Speaker 1: I've got some food hacks off of TikTok as well,

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01:23:52,520 --> 01:23:54,519
Speaker 1: and they're very handy. I have to say, I love

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01:23:54,560 --> 01:23:56,040
Speaker 1: that you're loving the TikTok. All right, Mary, you have

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01:23:56,120 --> 01:23:58,840
Speaker 1: a great day. Thanks for listening to us. Guys, you too,

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01:23:59,280 --> 01:24:05,080
Speaker 1: all right? Three is Angel? Hey Angel? Yes, Hey, good morning, Well,

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01:24:05,120 --> 01:24:06,960
Speaker 1: good morning, welcome to the show. So, which one of

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01:24:07,000 --> 01:24:10,559
Speaker 1: these topics you call him about? Um? I was beard fished,

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01:24:10,640 --> 01:24:12,880
Speaker 1: hat fished, whatever you want to call it, all of

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01:24:12,920 --> 01:24:16,519
Speaker 1: the above. By what happened? I was fished. I came

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01:24:16,600 --> 01:24:21,040
Speaker 1: home from work about two weeks ago and my husband

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01:24:21,360 --> 01:24:27,760
Speaker 1: decided to shave everything, his beard, his head, everything. So,

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Speaker 1: I mean, how long have you been married to him?

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01:24:30,760 --> 01:24:35,320
Speaker 1: Six years? You have this on the way. So you

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01:24:35,400 --> 01:24:39,320
Speaker 1: haven't seen him without facial or head hair in six years? Correct?

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01:24:39,880 --> 01:24:44,880
Speaker 1: And I was devastated. So what is devastated if you

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01:24:45,000 --> 01:24:47,920
Speaker 1: can compare maybe a celebrity or something he used to

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01:24:48,000 --> 01:24:50,960
Speaker 1: look like. And also who he now looks like after

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01:24:51,080 --> 01:24:55,960
Speaker 1: shave he looked like the Rock and now he looks

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01:24:56,040 --> 01:25:06,160
Speaker 1: like older Bruce Willis. Oh he's pretty old though. Oh

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01:25:07,560 --> 01:25:09,040
Speaker 1: did you say anything to him about it? I mean,

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01:25:09,160 --> 01:25:10,679
Speaker 1: is he going to grow it back? Because he sees

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01:25:10,800 --> 01:25:14,479
Speaker 1: how you were recoiling in horror? Um, he'd better grow

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01:25:14,560 --> 01:25:17,519
Speaker 1: it back because he's not getting any love until he does.

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01:25:17,920 --> 01:25:22,439
Speaker 1: Why it takes a while to grow it, doesn't it. Yeah? Yeah,

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01:25:22,439 --> 01:25:25,479
Speaker 1: it's inching its way back, but it's it's been a

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01:25:25,680 --> 01:25:29,840
Speaker 1: very slow two weeks. How different someone looks without a beard?

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01:25:31,479 --> 01:25:35,240
Speaker 1: So surprised? Yeah? Six years and you never knew what

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01:25:35,320 --> 01:25:37,439
Speaker 1: was under the hood. That's so crazy. All right, Angel,

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01:25:37,760 --> 01:25:39,640
Speaker 1: thank you, thanks for listening. Thanks for sharing a good

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01:25:39,680 --> 01:25:41,639
Speaker 1: luck with your husband. If he's listening. Oh, okay, there

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01:25:41,680 --> 01:25:47,360
Speaker 1: you go. Line five is Pamela. Now, Pamela, which which

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01:25:47,520 --> 01:25:50,880
Speaker 1: topic are you calling about? I am calling about the

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01:25:51,000 --> 01:25:55,400
Speaker 1: stalker situation? Uh? The stalker? Oh no, we're asking if

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01:25:55,439 --> 01:25:57,760
Speaker 1: you stalk people on venmo to see who they're paying

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01:25:57,800 --> 01:26:01,760
Speaker 1: money to. No, I'm not stalking anyone. I have a

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01:26:01,840 --> 01:26:07,920
Speaker 1: stalker that's stalking me. Okay, what's going on. I used

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01:26:07,960 --> 01:26:11,560
Speaker 1: to live besiding and uh we had I had a

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01:26:11,600 --> 01:26:13,720
Speaker 1: pool in the backyard and on the other side of

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01:26:13,760 --> 01:26:17,080
Speaker 1: our fence was patio doors, and every time I tried

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01:26:17,120 --> 01:26:18,920
Speaker 1: to spend time in the pool, he would swing the

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01:26:18,920 --> 01:26:23,040
Speaker 1: patio doors open and drop his PAMs. Oh, I'm sorry.

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01:26:23,120 --> 01:26:28,240
Speaker 1: That's terrible that he shouldn't be doing that. You don't

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01:26:28,280 --> 01:26:31,680
Speaker 1: need that. That's littering. You don't need that exactly. But

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01:26:31,800 --> 01:26:34,400
Speaker 1: you know, but so do you ever use venmo with

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01:26:34,479 --> 01:26:38,360
Speaker 1: this guy? I mean, you know, you know. Okay, hold

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01:26:38,400 --> 01:26:40,400
Speaker 1: on a second, Pamela, hold on one second. All right,

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01:26:40,479 --> 01:26:46,280
Speaker 1: there's that uh Emma line twenty four. Hello Emma, my

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01:26:46,400 --> 01:26:49,479
Speaker 1: favorite topic. I'm so happy you called with this topic.

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01:26:49,560 --> 01:26:52,840
Speaker 1: It's my favorite topic. I think everyone Tell everyone which

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01:26:52,880 --> 01:26:57,200
Speaker 1: topic you're calling about. What I would google to smell?

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01:26:58,280 --> 01:27:01,920
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I would want to smell Gwyneth's house rose

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01:27:02,000 --> 01:27:17,479
Speaker 1: candle purchase it. No, you it's like the tester at

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01:27:17,520 --> 01:27:22,280
Speaker 1: the counter. You just want to exactly. I don't know

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01:27:22,320 --> 01:27:24,000
Speaker 1: why I mean, how much were those candles the V

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01:27:24,120 --> 01:27:29,560
Speaker 1: can the V candles sixty? Yeah, they were expensive. And

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01:27:31,840 --> 01:27:33,479
Speaker 1: all you need is just one sniff and you're done.

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01:27:33,760 --> 01:27:39,000
Speaker 1: It's like it's off the bucket list. It's done. That's

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01:27:39,080 --> 01:27:41,080
Speaker 1: my that's my favorite call. I appreciate it. You have

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01:27:41,120 --> 01:27:44,280
Speaker 1: a great thanks for listening to us. Okay, you two, bye,

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01:27:44,640 --> 01:27:46,960
Speaker 1: Ry and there you go the toppic train. I loved it,

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01:27:47,760 --> 01:27:51,400
Speaker 1: all right, So who's up next? I think, uh, Daniel Roganda.

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01:27:51,400 --> 01:27:52,960
Speaker 1: You guys fight it out, and you guys will do

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01:27:53,000 --> 01:27:57,799
Speaker 1: a topic train next time. Okay, okay, sounds good. Sounds good. Elvis,

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01:27:57,920 --> 01:28:00,559
Speaker 1: I need you to please check your phone. I send

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01:28:00,600 --> 01:28:05,840
Speaker 1: you something? Is it another people? People sending your d pics?

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01:28:06,000 --> 01:28:08,320
Speaker 1: I just wanted him to have this one. Oh my god?

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01:28:08,520 --> 01:28:11,640
Speaker 1: Is this guy is driving to work right now? I

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01:28:11,840 --> 01:28:17,320
Speaker 1: don't know. Is that some big d energy something shorts

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01:28:17,400 --> 01:28:20,840
Speaker 1: down around the ankles in the car? Okay, all right,

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01:28:21,920 --> 01:28:23,840
Speaker 1: let's let's pull the plug on that one. I don't

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01:28:23,880 --> 01:28:27,960
Speaker 1: think people should please stop sending them, all right. I

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01:28:28,000 --> 01:28:32,040
Speaker 1: don't even know what to do after seeing that picture. Yes,

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01:28:32,439 --> 01:28:38,160
Speaker 1: you're up, listeners, scary? Are you jealous? Scary? I have

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01:28:38,240 --> 01:28:41,479
Speaker 1: a little envy. I'm not gonna lie. Gosh, he could

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01:28:41,640 --> 01:28:46,880
Speaker 1: he could actually drive the car with that anyway. Nice

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01:28:46,920 --> 01:28:49,840
Speaker 1: to see, all right, Daniel, what are you going on?

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01:28:50,000 --> 01:28:52,080
Speaker 1: All right? So it looks like Tiger Wizards doing okay

1625
01:28:52,120 --> 01:28:54,840
Speaker 1: after being involved in that serious single car crash in

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01:28:55,040 --> 01:28:57,800
Speaker 1: La yesterday morning. He did have to have surgery. I

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01:28:57,840 --> 01:29:00,400
Speaker 1: always go to Froggy for the update because Frog is

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01:29:00,479 --> 01:29:03,960
Speaker 1: like his bff in his head. So Froggy, what what what?

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01:29:04,240 --> 01:29:06,960
Speaker 1: What are you hearing? Earlier this morning when am they

1630
01:29:07,040 --> 01:29:09,560
Speaker 1: released the statement his team did from the doctors and

1631
01:29:09,640 --> 01:29:12,760
Speaker 1: said that he has a shattered right ankle. He had

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01:29:13,000 --> 01:29:15,760
Speaker 1: multiple fractures in his right legs. Some were so bad

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01:29:15,840 --> 01:29:18,360
Speaker 1: that the bone had pierced the skin, and so there

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01:29:18,479 --> 01:29:20,160
Speaker 1: was also some swelling in the muscle that had to

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01:29:20,200 --> 01:29:22,639
Speaker 1: surgically open up some of the sheeting around the muscle.

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01:29:23,000 --> 01:29:26,040
Speaker 1: She has a lot of open wound skills, multiple surgery

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01:29:26,080 --> 01:29:28,160
Speaker 1: still ahead. It's gonna be a very long road for recovery.

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01:29:28,520 --> 01:29:31,080
Speaker 1: The thing good is he is alive and U is

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01:29:31,120 --> 01:29:34,600
Speaker 1: expected to fully recover. Thank goodness, my goodness. Back in

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01:29:34,680 --> 01:29:37,880
Speaker 1: twenty fifteen, Tom Brady had three Super Bowl wins under

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01:29:37,960 --> 01:29:40,200
Speaker 1: his belt and he gave a quote to Gary Meyer's

1642
01:29:40,560 --> 01:29:43,400
Speaker 1: book Brady Versus Manning, and he said, Bump, it's not

1643
01:29:43,560 --> 01:29:46,280
Speaker 1: like you're gonna win six or seven super Bowls in

1644
01:29:46,400 --> 01:29:53,080
Speaker 1: your lifetime. Guess he's got seven that didn't age well. Yeah, exactly,

1645
01:29:53,240 --> 01:29:56,959
Speaker 1: so crazy. Challa Swift is dropping her re recorded Fearless

1646
01:29:57,040 --> 01:30:01,080
Speaker 1: Taylor's Virgin album in April, and she's giving us six

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01:30:01,200 --> 01:30:03,479
Speaker 1: new songs as well. She says the new songs are

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01:30:03,520 --> 01:30:06,000
Speaker 1: actually from her vault. She wanted to put them on

1649
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Speaker 1: other albums, but they never made the cut, so she's

1650
01:30:08,040 --> 01:30:11,080
Speaker 1: definitely going to put them on these albums. BTS headlined

1651
01:30:11,240 --> 01:30:14,439
Speaker 1: MTVS unplugged last night. They did some hits. They were

1652
01:30:14,520 --> 01:30:17,799
Speaker 1: in five different locations and they had five outfit changes

1653
01:30:17,840 --> 01:30:20,559
Speaker 1: which were fabulous, and at the end of it they

1654
01:30:20,640 --> 01:30:22,960
Speaker 1: told the BTS army that we will continue to stay

1655
01:30:23,000 --> 01:30:26,879
Speaker 1: by your side this year with good music. Chris Harrison

1656
01:30:26,960 --> 01:30:29,519
Speaker 1: from The Bachelor a lot going on there. You know,

1657
01:30:29,640 --> 01:30:33,760
Speaker 1: he's stepping aside for now. We'll see what happens in

1658
01:30:33,800 --> 01:30:35,599
Speaker 1: the future, but as of right now, he's stepping aside.

1659
01:30:35,640 --> 01:30:37,360
Speaker 1: If you don't know what's going on there, you can

1660
01:30:37,439 --> 01:30:40,880
Speaker 1: google that. But they were looking for somebody to take

1661
01:30:40,960 --> 01:30:43,960
Speaker 1: his place. Now. Originally they asked Rachel Lindsay, who was

1662
01:30:44,000 --> 01:30:46,400
Speaker 1: the first black bachelorette, but she doesn't want the job,

1663
01:30:46,479 --> 01:30:49,640
Speaker 1: she said no. So now I hear they're looking outside

1664
01:30:49,680 --> 01:30:52,400
Speaker 1: the Bachelor Nation that they're trying to find somebody that's

1665
01:30:52,479 --> 01:30:55,800
Speaker 1: not even involved in the Bachelor world at all. So

1666
01:30:55,960 --> 01:30:59,559
Speaker 1: we'll see if that happens. Alesia Akara and Gladys Knight

1667
01:30:59,600 --> 01:31:02,200
Speaker 1: will perform at the twenty twenty one NBA All Star

1668
01:31:02,360 --> 01:31:06,560
Speaker 1: Game on March seventh. Gladys Night is gonna do the

1669
01:31:06,640 --> 01:31:08,840
Speaker 1: national anthem and then Alesia Carra is gonna do the

1670
01:31:08,920 --> 01:31:11,920
Speaker 1: Canadian national anthem. Mandy Moore is a mom. She and

1671
01:31:12,000 --> 01:31:14,840
Speaker 1: her husband Taylor Goldsmith have welcomed their first little baby

1672
01:31:14,880 --> 01:31:19,400
Speaker 1: into the world, August Harrison Goldsmiths, so congratulations. And Chelsea

1673
01:31:19,520 --> 01:31:23,320
Speaker 1: Handler just sold her longtime home in Los Angeles. Six bedrooms,

1674
01:31:23,400 --> 01:31:26,080
Speaker 1: six bathrooms. It was over five thousand square feet and

1675
01:31:26,120 --> 01:31:28,240
Speaker 1: she got a little over ten million. She actually had

1676
01:31:28,280 --> 01:31:29,960
Speaker 1: to lower the price a little bit, so she didn't

1677
01:31:29,960 --> 01:31:32,880
Speaker 1: get exactly what she wanted. She got a little Lesson

1678
01:31:33,280 --> 01:31:36,360
Speaker 1: Tonight on television, You've got the Goldbergs, The mass Dancer

1679
01:31:36,520 --> 01:31:41,120
Speaker 1: Chicago Medfire and PD Riverdale is on The Royal Housewives

1680
01:31:41,160 --> 01:31:43,479
Speaker 1: of New Jersey in Salt Lake City, and Garrett is

1681
01:31:43,520 --> 01:31:46,479
Speaker 1: loving his reign over on Netflix. Says it's a little

1682
01:31:46,560 --> 01:31:49,840
Speaker 1: medieval with a little Vampire Diaries vibe. It's all about Mary,

1683
01:31:49,920 --> 01:31:52,360
Speaker 1: Queen of Scott's. And he calls me every time he's

1684
01:31:52,400 --> 01:31:54,120
Speaker 1: watching it because that's how much he loves it. So

1685
01:31:54,320 --> 01:31:55,720
Speaker 1: I think we all need to check it out. And

1686
01:31:55,840 --> 01:31:57,920
Speaker 1: that is my Danielle report, all right, So now they're

1687
01:31:57,920 --> 01:32:05,880
Speaker 1: sending dpicts to my dms. Oh boy, Garrett has sound

1688
01:32:06,000 --> 01:32:08,799
Speaker 1: coming up next. By the way, that was Garrett's topic,

1689
01:32:09,080 --> 01:32:10,840
Speaker 1: What did you learn from TikTok? Garrett? If you learned

1690
01:32:10,840 --> 01:32:13,839
Speaker 1: something from TikTok? Yes, and it might sound so stupid,

1691
01:32:13,920 --> 01:32:16,640
Speaker 1: but do you know the little detergent cap from when

1692
01:32:16,680 --> 01:32:19,439
Speaker 1: you do your clothes and it gets all liquidy, you

1693
01:32:19,520 --> 01:32:22,360
Speaker 1: could throw it. You could throw it into the the

1694
01:32:23,040 --> 01:32:26,439
Speaker 1: the washing machine and it cleans itself. You could throw

1695
01:32:26,439 --> 01:32:30,640
Speaker 1: it in with the clothes noises no, no, not at all,

1696
01:32:30,680 --> 01:32:32,960
Speaker 1: and it cleaned every time because and then you won't

1697
01:32:33,000 --> 01:32:37,280
Speaker 1: have a gucky little cap. Gucky my new favorite word. Yeah. Perfect.

1698
01:32:37,560 --> 01:32:40,200
Speaker 1: So you can learn everything from TikTok, let's take a break.

1699
01:32:40,240 --> 01:32:42,760
Speaker 1: A Garrett has sounded a lot more on the way.

1700
01:32:43,200 --> 01:32:48,200
Speaker 1: Want to be part of the next conversation and messaging

1701
01:32:48,280 --> 01:32:53,920
Speaker 1: rates may apply. Elvis durand this is Elvis Durrand in

1702
01:32:54,040 --> 01:32:58,640
Speaker 1: the morning show. So I was ripping around BuzzFeed and

1703
01:32:58,840 --> 01:33:05,719
Speaker 1: they were talking about how service industry workers are getting

1704
01:33:05,760 --> 01:33:08,080
Speaker 1: back at rude customers. This is why, you know, it

1705
01:33:08,200 --> 01:33:10,559
Speaker 1: just pays to be nice to everyone. Yea. If someone's

1706
01:33:10,560 --> 01:33:12,360
Speaker 1: behind the counter on the phone trying to help you

1707
01:33:12,479 --> 01:33:14,320
Speaker 1: and they're doing a good job, and that you can

1708
01:33:14,360 --> 01:33:17,120
Speaker 1: tell they're trying their best, be nice to them, even

1709
01:33:17,160 --> 01:33:19,080
Speaker 1: if they're not doing one hundred percent good job. You

1710
01:33:19,120 --> 01:33:22,080
Speaker 1: don't know what kind of stress they've been under as

1711
01:33:22,080 --> 01:33:24,640
Speaker 1: they've dealt with, because I've been there and it's not

1712
01:33:24,760 --> 01:33:27,360
Speaker 1: always easy believe yet you know that's actually a better

1713
01:33:27,360 --> 01:33:28,560
Speaker 1: way of looking at it. You know, you don't know

1714
01:33:28,640 --> 01:33:32,160
Speaker 1: where where they're coming from whatever, So ways they've gotten

1715
01:33:32,200 --> 01:33:34,600
Speaker 1: back at rude customers. A bartender says, my tactic was

1716
01:33:34,640 --> 01:33:36,960
Speaker 1: giving rude people at the bar. I worked with their

1717
01:33:37,080 --> 01:33:40,559
Speaker 1: change in the smallest coins. So if they ever give

1718
01:33:40,560 --> 01:33:42,800
Speaker 1: you change like pennies and nickels, you know that they

1719
01:33:42,880 --> 01:33:47,360
Speaker 1: you've done something really stupid. A guy who sells furniture says,

1720
01:33:47,400 --> 01:33:49,840
Speaker 1: whenever we have a rude, disrespectful furniture customer, I would

1721
01:33:49,880 --> 01:33:52,080
Speaker 1: leave small screws or joints out of their furniture so

1722
01:33:52,200 --> 01:33:54,439
Speaker 1: it wobbled when they got at home. Oh my gosh,

1723
01:33:54,600 --> 01:33:58,280
Speaker 1: that would be so annoying. A barrista working behind the

1724
01:33:58,360 --> 01:34:00,920
Speaker 1: counter with coffee, I'll give him decaf when they ask

1725
01:34:00,960 --> 01:34:03,640
Speaker 1: for regular, or if they're really bad, I filled their

1726
01:34:03,720 --> 01:34:05,960
Speaker 1: cup only a third of the way up with a

1727
01:34:06,040 --> 01:34:10,840
Speaker 1: coffee and the rest with hot water. I used to

1728
01:34:11,200 --> 01:34:12,800
Speaker 1: work at a cash as a cashier at a very

1729
01:34:12,840 --> 01:34:15,400
Speaker 1: busy retail chain. If I heard or knows someone complaining

1730
01:34:15,400 --> 01:34:18,160
Speaker 1: about how slow the line was, I'd slow down even more.

1731
01:34:18,760 --> 01:34:23,920
Speaker 1: Oh my god, let's see. As a server, I always

1732
01:34:23,920 --> 01:34:26,240
Speaker 1: give the senior discount to women, usually in their forties

1733
01:34:26,320 --> 01:34:30,320
Speaker 1: or fifties. It's nice who were being rude though, Oh yeah, yeah,

1734
01:34:30,320 --> 01:34:32,679
Speaker 1: because you don't want the senior discount before your time.

1735
01:34:32,960 --> 01:34:35,600
Speaker 1: Well they can complain because they wanted the discount, but

1736
01:34:35,680 --> 01:34:37,840
Speaker 1: you could see in their eyes that I ruined their day.

1737
01:34:40,800 --> 01:34:43,200
Speaker 1: I work at Subway. I've been known to sneak a

1738
01:34:43,240 --> 01:34:46,839
Speaker 1: halapeno or two, and a rude customer sub it's awful.

1739
01:34:47,120 --> 01:34:50,320
Speaker 1: Oh god, it must have dropped into lettuce one embarrassed

1740
01:34:50,320 --> 01:34:52,160
Speaker 1: that says it's a drive through. If a rude customer

1741
01:34:52,200 --> 01:34:55,519
Speaker 1: needed a straw, they would discreetly break it, noting nothing,

1742
01:34:56,560 --> 01:34:59,760
Speaker 1: nothing too horrible, just incredibly annoying and inconvenient. Don't you

1743
01:34:59,800 --> 01:35:01,320
Speaker 1: hate when're sucking too the straw and it gets those

1744
01:35:01,400 --> 01:35:04,400
Speaker 1: air air pockets? Yea worse. I don't even use the straw,

1745
01:35:04,520 --> 01:35:07,160
Speaker 1: just throw it away then and finally on this list. Anyway,

1746
01:35:07,160 --> 01:35:08,920
Speaker 1: I used to be a baggage handler at the airport.

1747
01:35:08,960 --> 01:35:11,760
Speaker 1: I often got called up to the terminal for gate

1748
01:35:11,840 --> 01:35:14,040
Speaker 1: bag checks. One time, the traveler was swearing at the

1749
01:35:14,120 --> 01:35:16,960
Speaker 1: gate agent, who was visibly holding back tears. I took

1750
01:35:17,000 --> 01:35:19,400
Speaker 1: the bag, gave the a hole a big smile, then

1751
01:35:19,479 --> 01:35:21,160
Speaker 1: took his bag to a different airline and put it

1752
01:35:21,240 --> 01:35:26,320
Speaker 1: on a cart for a flight to Japan with them.

1753
01:35:27,240 --> 01:35:29,960
Speaker 1: See they did, like, you know, things behind the scenes

1754
01:35:29,960 --> 01:35:31,760
Speaker 1: where you wouldn't really know ahead of time. Me, I

1755
01:35:31,920 --> 01:35:34,040
Speaker 1: just threw change at your face on purpose, Like right,

1756
01:35:36,160 --> 01:35:39,320
Speaker 1: you're just being discreet, right, there's no discreet when it

1757
01:35:39,360 --> 01:35:43,559
Speaker 1: comes to me. That's how we're doing the Bronx. That's

1758
01:35:43,560 --> 01:35:47,720
Speaker 1: how right, that's rights. I'm scary. Somebody just texted in

1759
01:35:47,800 --> 01:35:50,439
Speaker 1: that they deliver packages for Amazon, and when customers are

1760
01:35:50,520 --> 01:35:52,320
Speaker 1: rude or nasty, they bring the package back to the

1761
01:35:52,360 --> 01:35:56,760
Speaker 1: warehouse so they have to wait an extra day for it. Wow. Wow.

1762
01:35:57,080 --> 01:35:59,800
Speaker 1: Let me tell you people out there busting their ass

1763
01:36:00,040 --> 01:36:02,360
Speaker 1: to make sure you get these packages. And you know what,

1764
01:36:02,560 --> 01:36:04,760
Speaker 1: sometimes it may not arrive the way you wanted to

1765
01:36:04,880 --> 01:36:08,120
Speaker 1: arrive or whatever. And to be nice to them. God,

1766
01:36:08,160 --> 01:36:09,960
Speaker 1: they're on the roads for us every day, every day,

1767
01:36:10,200 --> 01:36:14,000
Speaker 1: especially Danielle's house. Oh my gosh, I'm like, what's up

1768
01:36:14,040 --> 01:36:16,320
Speaker 1: when when they don't bring a package? He goes, I

1769
01:36:16,439 --> 01:36:19,400
Speaker 1: didn't see you yesterday. I'm like, I know, I missed

1770
01:36:19,400 --> 01:36:23,240
Speaker 1: you so much. All right, Garrett's in the kitchen. What

1771
01:36:23,280 --> 01:36:24,760
Speaker 1: do you got going on, Garrett? What's your sound all

1772
01:36:24,760 --> 01:36:28,599
Speaker 1: about today? Let's talk about BTS. They did MTV Unplugged

1773
01:36:28,680 --> 01:36:30,840
Speaker 1: last night, a little montage of what they sounded like.

1774
01:36:31,000 --> 01:36:41,000
Speaker 1: Right here, let's go how not in book they are

1775
01:36:41,120 --> 01:36:44,720
Speaker 1: still they are still as strong as ever. Their army

1776
01:36:44,880 --> 01:36:47,760
Speaker 1: loves them, and they made over billions of dollars in

1777
01:36:47,840 --> 01:36:50,200
Speaker 1: the last year alone. Is crazy. They're not in it

1778
01:36:50,280 --> 01:36:53,519
Speaker 1: for the money, all right. So Danielle has been talking

1779
01:36:53,520 --> 01:36:56,320
Speaker 1: about Nick Jonas's new music that's coming out on Friday.

1780
01:36:56,400 --> 01:36:59,800
Speaker 1: Spaceman and we have a four second ties literally a

1781
01:37:00,000 --> 01:37:07,720
Speaker 1: tea Houston Duke we go, that's all we get. I

1782
01:37:07,880 --> 01:37:12,160
Speaker 1: said it was a tease. It's such a tease, all right.

1783
01:37:12,439 --> 01:37:14,920
Speaker 1: We're talking a lot about TikTok. So I saw this one.

1784
01:37:15,280 --> 01:37:17,840
Speaker 1: A couple was talking about how they met. Now they

1785
01:37:17,920 --> 01:37:20,280
Speaker 1: are twenty six years old. They're engaged to be married,

1786
01:37:20,320 --> 01:37:24,200
Speaker 1: but they met actually before they even started dating. When

1787
01:37:24,200 --> 01:37:26,519
Speaker 1: I was fourteen years old, I got my first boyfriend.

1788
01:37:26,640 --> 01:37:28,679
Speaker 1: It was the first time my mom was ever meeting

1789
01:37:28,720 --> 01:37:31,320
Speaker 1: one of my boyfriend's moms. The first thing she says

1790
01:37:31,400 --> 01:37:33,599
Speaker 1: to his mom is where did you give birth? Come

1791
01:37:33,680 --> 01:37:36,240
Speaker 1: to realize they gave birth next to each other. My

1792
01:37:36,360 --> 01:37:38,799
Speaker 1: boyfriend and I are less than twenty four hours apart.

1793
01:37:39,280 --> 01:37:41,600
Speaker 1: My last name starts with m a his m So

1794
01:37:41,800 --> 01:37:43,680
Speaker 1: not only that we were next to each other in

1795
01:37:43,840 --> 01:37:47,000
Speaker 1: the baby room, my mom remembered them because he was

1796
01:37:47,400 --> 01:37:51,040
Speaker 1: the big fat baby. Twelve years later, we're engaged. Oh

1797
01:37:51,120 --> 01:37:55,479
Speaker 1: that's great, she's engaged to the big fat baby. Be

1798
01:37:55,520 --> 01:37:57,640
Speaker 1: a Netflix movie before you know it. You know that, right?

1799
01:37:58,720 --> 01:38:00,599
Speaker 1: Do you want to talk about the weather or should

1800
01:38:00,640 --> 01:38:04,840
Speaker 1: we just move on to the driving to the airport? Look,

1801
01:38:05,040 --> 01:38:07,679
Speaker 1: we learned a long time ago about this. If someone

1802
01:38:07,840 --> 01:38:10,799
Speaker 1: says scary, for instance, we have a twenty percent, twenty

1803
01:38:10,840 --> 01:38:13,519
Speaker 1: percent chance of rain today. That doesn't mean there's a

1804
01:38:13,560 --> 01:38:16,439
Speaker 1: twenty percent chance you're getting rain. It means that twenty

1805
01:38:16,479 --> 01:38:19,799
Speaker 1: percent of the area you're in will get rain, correct,

1806
01:38:24,840 --> 01:38:28,000
Speaker 1: but over twenty percent of the coverage area, right, exactly,

1807
01:38:28,360 --> 01:38:29,960
Speaker 1: So a lot of people and look, that's a lot

1808
01:38:29,960 --> 01:38:32,000
Speaker 1: of people don't know that I get it. But here's

1809
01:38:32,040 --> 01:38:33,880
Speaker 1: the explanation. Where where's this? Where'd you get this from

1810
01:38:33,880 --> 01:38:37,320
Speaker 1: the weather channel? All? Right? Probability of precipitation or pops

1811
01:38:37,360 --> 01:38:38,880
Speaker 1: as we call it, for sure, it's a pretty simple

1812
01:38:38,880 --> 01:38:42,360
Speaker 1: equation confidence times coverage. Okay, most often this is used

1813
01:38:42,400 --> 01:38:44,320
Speaker 1: for coverage. So let's say that I'm one hundred percent

1814
01:38:44,439 --> 01:38:47,760
Speaker 1: sure that thirty percent of the forecast area will see

1815
01:38:47,880 --> 01:38:50,120
Speaker 1: at least some measurable rain, Then I forecast a thirty

1816
01:38:50,120 --> 01:38:52,559
Speaker 1: percent chance for rain. Right. Basically, to boil it down,

1817
01:38:52,680 --> 01:38:54,280
Speaker 1: If you stay in one spot all day and there's

1818
01:38:54,280 --> 01:38:56,120
Speaker 1: a thirty percent chance for rain, then you have a

1819
01:38:56,200 --> 01:38:58,479
Speaker 1: thirty percent chance for rain. If you move around a

1820
01:38:58,479 --> 01:39:00,320
Speaker 1: little bit throughout the day, your chances will go up.

1821
01:39:00,320 --> 01:39:02,880
Speaker 1: Important to remember the percentage has nothing to do with

1822
01:39:02,960 --> 01:39:06,120
Speaker 1: how much rain falls. You could have a ten percent. Yeah,

1823
01:39:06,880 --> 01:39:08,960
Speaker 1: so people, I mean there was someone Gandhi. Didn't you

1824
01:39:08,960 --> 01:39:11,479
Speaker 1: see someone on TikTok going off yesterday? Oh my god,

1825
01:39:11,880 --> 01:39:14,200
Speaker 1: TikTok is losing their mind right now about this, Like

1826
01:39:14,320 --> 01:39:16,280
Speaker 1: how I was to day years old when I found

1827
01:39:16,320 --> 01:39:18,439
Speaker 1: this out. I'm like, oh, I think you guys been

1828
01:39:18,479 --> 01:39:20,760
Speaker 1: talking about that forever. You see, I never thought of that.

1829
01:39:20,840 --> 01:39:23,240
Speaker 1: If you move around in your area, your chances will

1830
01:39:23,280 --> 01:39:27,040
Speaker 1: will be different. Shot whatever, All right, what's next? Garrett's

1831
01:39:27,080 --> 01:39:29,040
Speaker 1: and then Scary sent this to me too. So a

1832
01:39:29,120 --> 01:39:31,280
Speaker 1: guy had to get driven to the airport by his parents.

1833
01:39:31,479 --> 01:39:33,840
Speaker 1: They live in Massachusetts and you'll hear that in a second.

1834
01:39:33,960 --> 01:39:36,280
Speaker 1: And his dad didn't want to listen to the GPS

1835
01:39:36,360 --> 01:39:41,320
Speaker 1: to get to the airport. Where were you? Oh my god, Boston.

1836
01:39:41,439 --> 01:39:45,640
Speaker 1: You were supposed to take that exit to Boston, but

1837
01:39:47,280 --> 01:39:52,800
Speaker 1: you try, She said, I know you know how to

1838
01:39:52,800 --> 01:39:55,400
Speaker 1: get to Logan, but it's telling you the fastest way

1839
01:39:55,439 --> 01:40:00,200
Speaker 1: to get there. No, it's not. If I'm this is

1840
01:40:00,240 --> 01:40:06,000
Speaker 1: my flight. I'm gonna kick you in the face. Listen

1841
01:40:06,040 --> 01:40:08,320
Speaker 1: to me. It's ten minutes of one. If you miss

1842
01:40:08,400 --> 01:40:10,120
Speaker 1: your flight, you're not going to miss you the flight.

1843
01:40:13,200 --> 01:40:14,960
Speaker 1: When Scary was on the phone with his mom and

1844
01:40:15,080 --> 01:40:17,360
Speaker 1: dad trying to give them directions to the radio station,

1845
01:40:19,560 --> 01:40:21,280
Speaker 1: how do you not have recognize the ATMT build? He

1846
01:40:21,320 --> 01:40:22,960
Speaker 1: has a logo on it. This is AT and T

1847
01:40:24,000 --> 01:40:26,200
Speaker 1: were not in front of it. Nancy, you don't get excited.

1848
01:40:26,479 --> 01:40:29,320
Speaker 1: I have to pass Canal Street to start venue. No

1849
01:40:29,479 --> 01:40:33,640
Speaker 1: you don't. No, No, well, I gotta stand on the

1850
01:40:33,680 --> 01:40:36,320
Speaker 1: phone with you now because you're gonna get lost lock

1851
01:40:36,400 --> 01:40:39,120
Speaker 1: away from sixth Avenue. Oh, this is such a production.

1852
01:40:39,240 --> 01:40:42,960
Speaker 1: You should have You should have been here. One turn. Okay,

1853
01:40:43,040 --> 01:40:45,880
Speaker 1: here's Broome Street. I'm gonna make a left. Room goes

1854
01:40:45,960 --> 01:40:48,240
Speaker 1: here we go. You're north of where we are. Still

1855
01:40:49,600 --> 01:40:55,000
Speaker 1: you have to come back south? No, you don't go

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01:40:55,080 --> 01:40:59,880
Speaker 1: to sixth aven you it goes north. There you go jumped.

1857
01:41:00,320 --> 01:41:03,080
Speaker 1: You're a good American, Garrett, Thank you so much. Got

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01:41:03,160 --> 01:41:06,760
Speaker 1: something to tell us text us and we might put

1859
01:41:06,800 --> 01:41:09,080
Speaker 1: you on the air. Hey, Danielle, this text or mayonnaise

1860
01:41:09,160 --> 01:41:11,799
Speaker 1: is nasty. Should never be made again, thank you standard

1861
01:41:11,840 --> 01:41:17,240
Speaker 1: Dina and messaging. This is Elvis Duran in them. Hello

1862
01:41:19,400 --> 01:41:22,360
Speaker 1: Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Well, well, if you're

1863
01:41:22,520 --> 01:41:25,840
Speaker 1: lucky enough to be waking up in Florida or parts

1864
01:41:25,880 --> 01:41:28,280
Speaker 1: of our country that did not receive the buttload of

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Speaker 1: snow that we've been receiving over the last couple of weeks. Jealous, No,

1866
01:41:32,200 --> 01:41:35,519
Speaker 1: I am, I'm don't you guys done with snow? Yeah? Yeah.

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01:41:35,880 --> 01:41:37,519
Speaker 1: A lot of people who live in the snow belt

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01:41:37,600 --> 01:41:40,200
Speaker 1: like us. I mean no, a lot of people who

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01:41:40,200 --> 01:41:41,920
Speaker 1: don't like Oh god, I'd love to see snow. I'll

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01:41:41,960 --> 01:41:44,840
Speaker 1: tild trade places with you. I will tell you the

1871
01:41:44,920 --> 01:41:49,960
Speaker 1: story out of Manitoba, Canada. People are creating sexually explicit

1872
01:41:50,120 --> 01:41:53,240
Speaker 1: snow people all over town. Well, I love But if

1873
01:41:53,280 --> 01:41:55,719
Speaker 1: they're so good, these people are artists. Are you seeing

1874
01:41:55,760 --> 01:41:59,080
Speaker 1: them right? Oh? Yeah? So the City of Winnipeg Complaints

1875
01:41:59,120 --> 01:42:04,400
Speaker 1: Department an entirely fictional state and a very fictional state agency.

1876
01:42:04,439 --> 01:42:08,600
Speaker 1: By the way, they're receiving complaints. I mean they have

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01:42:09,200 --> 01:42:13,160
Speaker 1: snow men and women in a series of sexually suggestive positions,

1878
01:42:13,200 --> 01:42:16,920
Speaker 1: like a engaging in public fallacio on a bench in

1879
01:42:17,840 --> 01:42:22,120
Speaker 1: Winnipeg City Hall. That one was really good. Oh. One

1880
01:42:22,200 --> 01:42:25,040
Speaker 1: Facebook user called the snowman kind for letting the snow

1881
01:42:25,080 --> 01:42:30,080
Speaker 1: woman rest her head on his lap last month, the

1882
01:42:30,200 --> 01:42:33,759
Speaker 1: same it's a parody account. They use another photograph blurred

1883
01:42:33,880 --> 01:42:37,280
Speaker 1: of a snowman apparently engaged in taking care of himself anyway,

1884
01:42:37,760 --> 01:42:40,000
Speaker 1: But the real city of Winnipeg, I would like to

1885
01:42:40,040 --> 01:42:43,559
Speaker 1: remind residents to please stop creating sexually suggestive snow people,

1886
01:42:43,880 --> 01:42:48,080
Speaker 1: especially around the schools. Yeah, they say the city crews

1887
01:42:48,120 --> 01:42:51,360
Speaker 1: have had to dismantle dozens of these around the city.

1888
01:42:51,439 --> 01:42:53,720
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, are you looking at the pictures? Did

1889
01:42:53,800 --> 01:42:56,719
Speaker 1: you see the one? It's just a huge man part

1890
01:42:56,840 --> 01:43:00,719
Speaker 1: with the two balls on the end. It's massive, drapes

1891
01:43:00,760 --> 01:43:05,960
Speaker 1: over the car. It's so good. It's another reason to

1892
01:43:06,040 --> 01:43:12,240
Speaker 1: move to Canada. Yeah, oh my gosh, it's huge. Today

1893
01:43:12,600 --> 01:43:17,200
Speaker 1: is today is World of Bartender Day. And if if,

1894
01:43:17,600 --> 01:43:20,800
Speaker 1: if you're a bartender, you're probably probably not listening to

1895
01:43:20,880 --> 01:43:23,880
Speaker 1: our show live because you see if you're still working

1896
01:43:23,920 --> 01:43:26,320
Speaker 1: in the bar. But unfortunately, you know the world of

1897
01:43:26,439 --> 01:43:29,840
Speaker 1: bars has been totally totally wiped out for now, even

1898
01:43:29,880 --> 01:43:32,240
Speaker 1: though we know the bars will be back in full

1899
01:43:32,240 --> 01:43:36,120
Speaker 1: of force before I love you. And also it's national

1900
01:43:36,840 --> 01:43:40,920
Speaker 1: I think, uh tortilla chip day, yep, I do believe.

1901
01:43:41,240 --> 01:43:44,559
Speaker 1: So make sure what stab the top of your mouth

1902
01:43:44,640 --> 01:43:47,040
Speaker 1: with those things today. That's what I always day, tortia chips.

1903
01:43:47,080 --> 01:43:49,439
Speaker 1: It's the worst. We'll get some guawks, some nice squaks.

1904
01:43:50,200 --> 01:43:53,240
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so that's the thing. If it's National tortilla Day,

1905
01:43:53,280 --> 01:43:56,519
Speaker 1: it also turns into National guac Day, National salsa Day.

1906
01:43:57,400 --> 01:43:58,880
Speaker 1: I'm going to make chicken for heat as I think,

1907
01:43:58,920 --> 01:44:00,960
Speaker 1: for dinner, and then I have aid those chips with

1908
01:44:01,080 --> 01:44:06,080
Speaker 1: their long Oh man. Interesting. There's a woman in Kentucky

1909
01:44:06,920 --> 01:44:11,719
Speaker 1: who decided in her life she was tired of hiding

1910
01:44:11,800 --> 01:44:14,160
Speaker 1: who she really was. She wanted to live a life

1911
01:44:14,880 --> 01:44:18,080
Speaker 1: where she was unmasked and just fully out there for everyone.

1912
01:44:18,200 --> 01:44:22,200
Speaker 1: So she had this tattooed on her arm, courageously and

1913
01:44:22,439 --> 01:44:26,240
Speaker 1: radically refused to wear a mask. Well that was that

1914
01:44:26,439 --> 01:44:30,400
Speaker 1: was on March fourth of last year. Oh well, now

1915
01:44:30,479 --> 01:44:32,280
Speaker 1: she is this tattoo on, and you know, wearing a

1916
01:44:32,320 --> 01:44:35,840
Speaker 1: mask is taken on a Yeah, She's like, I gotta

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01:44:35,880 --> 01:44:39,800
Speaker 1: get rid of this. People think, oh yeah, you know,

1918
01:44:40,680 --> 01:44:42,640
Speaker 1: when you put that tattoo on, you just never know

1919
01:44:42,720 --> 01:44:45,000
Speaker 1: what kind of fire you're playing with, right, You think

1920
01:44:45,720 --> 01:44:49,120
Speaker 1: hard and long before you do it. Speaking of hard

1921
01:44:49,160 --> 01:44:52,479
Speaker 1: and long, more dms coming in, of d picts, of gandhi,

1922
01:44:52,920 --> 01:44:58,639
Speaker 1: oh I haven't checked. Let's go look. Yeah, yeah, they're

1923
01:44:58,640 --> 01:45:01,200
Speaker 1: coming in fast and furious. You can. I also just

1924
01:45:01,400 --> 01:45:04,120
Speaker 1: say Nate was very interested in getting them as well.

1925
01:45:04,320 --> 01:45:09,519
Speaker 1: I'm sure. Let's see. I also wanted to compare because

1926
01:45:09,600 --> 01:45:12,479
Speaker 1: I have gotten several myself, so I wanted to see

1927
01:45:12,600 --> 01:45:15,680
Speaker 1: if this guy is sending the same picture and it's not.

1928
01:45:16,000 --> 01:45:18,560
Speaker 1: It's somebody different. But yeah, okay, well so when it

1929
01:45:18,680 --> 01:45:22,320
Speaker 1: comes to first of all, don't send d picts and

1930
01:45:22,520 --> 01:45:24,640
Speaker 1: think it, think that someone really wants to see them,

1931
01:45:24,880 --> 01:45:27,880
Speaker 1: except for us, because we're having a lot of fun. Now.

1932
01:45:27,960 --> 01:45:30,360
Speaker 1: You know, when they send those pictures, I must assume

1933
01:45:30,479 --> 01:45:33,519
Speaker 1: that a huge percentage of them are not them. It's

1934
01:45:33,560 --> 01:45:36,680
Speaker 1: something they just ripped offline, you know, something like that,

1935
01:45:36,760 --> 01:45:38,960
Speaker 1: and they sent them. Froggy, if this looks like you,

1936
01:45:39,120 --> 01:45:43,559
Speaker 1: did you send this? I did not. I don't send those.

1937
01:45:43,640 --> 01:45:46,040
Speaker 1: I don't have them in my phone. How do you

1938
01:45:46,160 --> 01:45:47,760
Speaker 1: know it looks like him? You know, like it looks

1939
01:45:47,800 --> 01:45:49,800
Speaker 1: like you, because there was this one time it was

1940
01:45:49,880 --> 01:45:54,639
Speaker 1: I've seen it and I accidentally accidentally, No, you didn't

1941
01:45:54,680 --> 01:45:58,679
Speaker 1: actually send that. Yeah, I call those stock jocks because

1942
01:45:58,680 --> 01:46:00,760
Speaker 1: people like like they keeping their phone for good, you know,

1943
01:46:00,880 --> 01:46:04,519
Speaker 1: for just you know, I'll say this sometimes on some days,

1944
01:46:04,600 --> 01:46:07,400
Speaker 1: at some moments, it looks better than others. And so

1945
01:46:07,600 --> 01:46:10,200
Speaker 1: when you get that good moment, you take a picture

1946
01:46:10,400 --> 01:46:12,680
Speaker 1: and then you save that for somebody who may want it.

1947
01:46:12,800 --> 01:46:16,439
Speaker 1: But don't send it unsolicited because people do not want

1948
01:46:16,520 --> 01:46:20,720
Speaker 1: to see that. Yeah, they don't. I don't understand how

1949
01:46:20,800 --> 01:46:22,920
Speaker 1: it's any different than if I was like sitting in

1950
01:46:22,960 --> 01:46:24,240
Speaker 1: a park or one of you guys was sitting on

1951
01:46:24,280 --> 01:46:26,560
Speaker 1: a park bench and somebody just walked up and flashed you.

1952
01:46:26,720 --> 01:46:29,040
Speaker 1: You're not allowed to do that. No, it's not different.

1953
01:46:29,080 --> 01:46:31,839
Speaker 1: It really many times that's happy living in the bronx.

1954
01:46:32,120 --> 01:46:36,280
Speaker 1: Oh I'm not even kidding. One guy, he had it

1955
01:46:36,360 --> 01:46:38,120
Speaker 1: in his hand and he was walking across the street

1956
01:46:38,160 --> 01:46:42,920
Speaker 1: tucking it back in. One guy, Oh please, it was insane. No,

1957
01:46:43,120 --> 01:46:44,720
Speaker 1: you know what, you just you should never send that

1958
01:46:44,880 --> 01:46:49,639
Speaker 1: unless they have they choose to receive its, right, Really,

1959
01:46:49,720 --> 01:46:52,720
Speaker 1: it's their call, not not you, mister d Pick. All right,

1960
01:46:52,960 --> 01:46:55,320
Speaker 1: what were you saying online a second ago? Nate? Oh no,

1961
01:46:55,360 --> 01:46:57,000
Speaker 1: we're past that. Now. We got to do three things.

1962
01:46:57,320 --> 01:47:01,080
Speaker 1: Oh oh, what if I want to put the car

1963
01:47:01,120 --> 01:47:02,559
Speaker 1: in reverse and go back and look at it. Well,

1964
01:47:02,640 --> 01:47:04,639
Speaker 1: he was in Tortilla's story, But I feel like we're

1965
01:47:04,680 --> 01:47:07,120
Speaker 1: way past tortillas. We're on Do you know it's gonna

1966
01:47:07,120 --> 01:47:09,360
Speaker 1: be a National Tortilla Day all day long? We could

1967
01:47:09,400 --> 01:47:12,080
Speaker 1: do this all day. What your story? I had a

1968
01:47:12,200 --> 01:47:15,600
Speaker 1: fat kid injury because I was eating tortilla chips and

1969
01:47:15,680 --> 01:47:17,280
Speaker 1: I had all the crumbs at the bottom of the bag.

1970
01:47:17,360 --> 01:47:19,360
Speaker 1: So I poured the bag into my mouth and I

1971
01:47:19,439 --> 01:47:22,760
Speaker 1: inhaled one of the sharp shards of oh, and I

1972
01:47:22,880 --> 01:47:26,160
Speaker 1: think I cut my esophagus one. Oh God. I wish

1973
01:47:26,160 --> 01:47:27,720
Speaker 1: you would have taken your I wish I would have

1974
01:47:27,800 --> 01:47:29,479
Speaker 1: taken your advice and not come back to this story.

1975
01:47:30,400 --> 01:47:32,920
Speaker 1: It was funny at the moment. I gotta be honest.

1976
01:47:32,920 --> 01:47:34,360
Speaker 1: I don't think that would have been funny in anymore.

1977
01:47:34,400 --> 01:47:39,320
Speaker 1: It's funny, all right, all right, we gotta go, We

1978
01:47:39,400 --> 01:47:41,519
Speaker 1: gotta go. Three things we need to know from Gandha.

1979
01:47:41,520 --> 01:47:44,519
Speaker 1: You know she does this every hour every day. The

1980
01:47:44,640 --> 01:47:46,280
Speaker 1: three things you need to know this hour, Gandhi, What

1981
01:47:46,320 --> 01:47:48,200
Speaker 1: are they? What's going on? All right? Staff at the

1982
01:47:48,240 --> 01:47:51,400
Speaker 1: Food and Drug Administration are endorsing Johnson and Johnson's COVID

1983
01:47:51,479 --> 01:47:54,719
Speaker 1: nineteen vaccine for emergency use. They explained that the results

1984
01:47:54,760 --> 01:47:57,400
Speaker 1: from the clinical trial and it's safety data were consistent

1985
01:47:57,520 --> 01:48:01,799
Speaker 1: with the FDA's coronavirus guidance recommendation. Johnson and Johnson explain

1986
01:48:01,840 --> 01:48:04,960
Speaker 1: the vaccine's level of protection is seventy two percent effective

1987
01:48:04,960 --> 01:48:07,920
Speaker 1: in the US, while also preventing one hundred percent of

1988
01:48:08,000 --> 01:48:11,439
Speaker 1: hospitalizations and death. The company added there are no reports

1989
01:48:11,479 --> 01:48:14,599
Speaker 1: of any allergic reaction as of yet. An advisory committee

1990
01:48:14,600 --> 01:48:16,960
Speaker 1: at the FDA will meet Friday to review the request

1991
01:48:17,040 --> 01:48:21,320
Speaker 1: for emergency use authorization. Tiger Woods is awake and responsive

1992
01:48:21,360 --> 01:48:24,400
Speaker 1: after undergoing surgery on his leg following a pretty terrible

1993
01:48:24,520 --> 01:48:26,760
Speaker 1: rollover crash near Los Angeles. Dan Yelle has been telling

1994
01:48:26,760 --> 01:48:29,560
Speaker 1: you about it this morning. He suffered fractures affecting the

1995
01:48:29,640 --> 01:48:31,720
Speaker 1: upper and lower portions of his leg and had a

1996
01:48:31,800 --> 01:48:34,200
Speaker 1: rod inserted. But I'm going to toss it to Froggy

1997
01:48:34,320 --> 01:48:36,559
Speaker 1: because he's all over this story. So update as Frog

1998
01:48:37,320 --> 01:48:39,519
Speaker 1: at one o'clock this morning. We last got an update

1999
01:48:39,560 --> 01:48:43,160
Speaker 1: that his right leg has multiple fractures. His right ankle

2000
01:48:43,200 --> 01:48:45,160
Speaker 1: is shatter. They were able to fix some of that,

2001
01:48:45,640 --> 01:48:47,960
Speaker 1: but there were places where the bone had pierced the skin,

2002
01:48:48,400 --> 01:48:50,560
Speaker 1: and so there's some soft tissue damage and some of

2003
01:48:50,600 --> 01:48:53,519
Speaker 1: the muscle had to be surgically. The swelling was so

2004
01:48:53,680 --> 01:48:55,920
Speaker 1: great they had to release the pressure, so they stall

2005
01:48:56,000 --> 01:48:58,200
Speaker 1: some open the wounds. There are more surgeries ahead, but

2006
01:48:58,640 --> 01:49:02,439
Speaker 1: he is alive and his injury are not life threatening. Thanks,

2007
01:49:02,760 --> 01:49:06,200
Speaker 1: thank you. And finally, New Jersey police won't be arresting

2008
01:49:06,240 --> 01:49:09,400
Speaker 1: people for possession or distribution of small amounts of marijuana.

2009
01:49:09,520 --> 01:49:12,200
Speaker 1: Governor Murphy signed marijuana related bills, with one of them

2010
01:49:12,280 --> 01:49:15,679
Speaker 1: decriminalizing possession of the drug up to six ounces. Officials

2011
01:49:15,760 --> 01:49:18,839
Speaker 1: also want prosecutors to drop all cases related to possession

2012
01:49:19,000 --> 01:49:21,920
Speaker 1: or selling under one ounce. But for now, there's still

2013
01:49:22,000 --> 01:49:24,559
Speaker 1: no way to legally purchase weed in New Jersey because

2014
01:49:24,600 --> 01:49:27,320
Speaker 1: it's expected to take months to set up those dispensaries.

2015
01:49:27,640 --> 01:49:29,479
Speaker 1: And those are your three things? All right, you got

2016
01:49:29,479 --> 01:49:31,320
Speaker 1: your phone tap coming up. Everyone loved today's phone tap.

2017
01:49:31,400 --> 01:49:34,320
Speaker 1: It's a brody, is it Jimmy Jingles? Is that Ryan? Yeah? Yeah,

2018
01:49:35,760 --> 01:49:38,360
Speaker 1: this is this is Iana Grande. Hey, what's up a policy?

2019
01:49:38,680 --> 01:49:44,720
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2020
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2025
01:49:57,840 --> 01:50:00,400
Speaker 1: into the Thursday Show tomorrow, but before that, gotta watch

2026
01:50:00,439 --> 01:50:02,400
Speaker 1: something on the Tube. What are we watching? Danielle Garrett

2027
01:50:02,439 --> 01:50:05,400
Speaker 1: thinks we should watch rain Over on Netflix and Your

2028
01:50:05,479 --> 01:50:10,120
Speaker 1: Honor with Brian Cranston over on Showtimeta tomorrow. Say piece out, everybody,

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Speaker 1: piece