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Speaker 1: Right now. The nephew is here with today's frank phone call.

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Speaker 1: What you got for us, nephew.

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Speaker 2: We're going down to the church. We've got a little

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Speaker 2: situation down there. We done got a white man and

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Speaker 2: join the well, white man and join the church.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so we love the Lord.

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Speaker 2: He can love the Lord, but if he's gonna be

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Speaker 2: in this church, he's gonna have to know black things

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Speaker 2: about he. Certain things he got to know. So we

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Speaker 2: got to have a church quiz. You understand what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, black church quick. You got to know, Yes,

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Speaker 2: a culture the black like when is communion?

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Speaker 1: You need to know all this.

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Speaker 2: Certain things that you got to know. Okay, Okay, First

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Speaker 2: of all, I want to give a what honor, honor

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Speaker 2: to God?

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Speaker 1: Who is the who is the what?

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Speaker 3: My?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. See how you know it? Yes,

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Speaker 2: it's just thing is he gonna have to know?

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Speaker 1: All right? All right?

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Speaker 2: Then when when when you when you get ready to

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Speaker 2: go to the bathroom, what you're supposed to do? Put

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Speaker 2: put that thing in that. It's things you have to

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Speaker 2: know if you're gonna be around us.

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Speaker 1: Just get up. Yeah, disrespectful, that's just.

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Speaker 2: Ain't that Joe Holstein, you had a different church not.

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Speaker 2: I know, he didn't walk out here without his fanger.

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Speaker 1: He didn't do that. Black church queens.

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Speaker 2: Let's go, cat dog, let's get it.

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Speaker 1: This is Grand a Grand uh grand Stevens. Right, Yes, hey, great,

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Speaker 1: this is brother Lewis Finley. I'm calling from mouth Side

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Speaker 1: Now Missionary Baptist Church. You you and your wife just

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Speaker 1: joined a couple of weeks ago, Am I right? Absolutely?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Okay, So now listen, I wanted to reach out to you.

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Speaker 1: I know you guys have started the uh the orientation

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Speaker 1: and from my understanding, you you finish one one class

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Speaker 1: of orientation. You got three more to go? Is that right? Yes?

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Speaker 1: All right, all right, all right. So first of all,

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Speaker 1: I want to say welcome to my out sign that

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Speaker 1: and and I hope you are enjoying yourself. I know

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Speaker 1: that you and your wife are a mixed couple. You

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Speaker 1: you're a Caucasian and she's black. Are you Are you

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Speaker 1: liking the church so far? Grant?

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Speaker 4: Absolutely, we really are enjoying it. We completed our first

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Speaker 4: orientation and yeah, so far we're really enjoying it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, did I catch at a bad time?

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Speaker 4: I am a work right now, but it's okay. I've

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Speaker 4: got a couple of I've got a couple of.

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Speaker 1: Minutes, Okay, Okay. I just wanted to call you, man.

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Speaker 1: I was worried, I know you because I don't think

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Speaker 1: you noticed. But you are the first Caucasian to join

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Speaker 1: our church, and I just want to make sure you

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Speaker 1: kind of knew the language and just just kind of

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Speaker 1: knowing what the Black Church is all about. And there's

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Speaker 1: certain sands and different things I think you should know

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Speaker 1: so that you know. I just don't want you to

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Speaker 1: say that the wrong thing while you at the church,

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Speaker 1: if that makes sense, Okay, Okay, So what I wanted

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Speaker 1: to do, like I wanted to give you a little

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Speaker 1: Black Church quiz so you can kind of maybe if

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Speaker 1: you could let me know where you are, you know, if.

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Speaker 3: You're on a lower level or a high level as

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Speaker 3: far as being knowledgeable about the Black Church, Like feel

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Speaker 3: this blank in for me, grant And if you don't matter,

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Speaker 3: I just want to take a little bit of time

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Speaker 3: and I'll let.

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Speaker 1: You get back to work. But first of all, give

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Speaker 1: a blank to God. What would go in that blank

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Speaker 1: right there? First of all, give a blank to God.

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Speaker 4: Well, all I can think of something has give thanks

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Speaker 4: to God.

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Speaker 1: No, see that's wrong. See that's wrong. See see what

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Speaker 1: it is is first of all, give a honor to God.

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Speaker 1: All right? Remember that. First of all, give an honor

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Speaker 1: to God. You got that?

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Speaker 4: Okay?

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, okay. Do of all give an honor to God,

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Speaker 1: who is the blank of my life? What? What? What?

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Speaker 1: What goes in the blake? First of all, give an

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Speaker 1: honor to God, who is the blank of my life,

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Speaker 1: the love of my life. No, no, see that's that's

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Speaker 1: that's that's wrong. First of all, give an honor to God,

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Speaker 1: who is the head of my life. Did you do

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Speaker 1: you share that? I'm sorry, okay, I was just are

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Speaker 1: you sure?

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Speaker 4: Are you sure about that?

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Speaker 1: Oh? I'm definitely sure about that. I don't don't don't.

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Speaker 1: What I don't want you to do is question what

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Speaker 1: I know. I'm from the Black Church. I know.

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Speaker 4: No, I wasn't. I wasn't questioning you, sir. I wasn't question.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I just always heard it that way.

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Speaker 1: But okay, So, so I'm trying to give you the

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Speaker 1: understanding of knowing what the Black Church is about. You

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Speaker 1: know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 4: I understand I'm just I appreciate you. I'm I apologize.

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Speaker 1: Okay, no, no.

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Speaker 4: Look, I don't know these answers obviously, but I've got

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Speaker 4: a meeting. I got to get you here in a

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Speaker 4: minute like this. I'm curious that everyone in the church

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Speaker 4: get these stone calls.

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Speaker 1: Wait a minute, wait minute, Grant. I know you have

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Speaker 1: a meaning, but what's more important your meeting or knowing

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Speaker 1: your position at the Black Church? What's more important?

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Speaker 4: I really don't have time for this right now. I

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Speaker 4: can't believe it's actually happening like you did your pastor

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Speaker 4: even know that you're calling you right now.

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Speaker 1: Well, no, I took the liberty of myself when I

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Speaker 1: realized you was Caucasian, that I would call and try

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Speaker 1: to help you so you would know what to do

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Speaker 1: when you're in the Black church when people are saying

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Speaker 1: certain things you Okay, okay, Grant, if you don't man,

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Speaker 1: just do this funny, Grant, like, do you know what

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Speaker 1: hooping is? Cooping?

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Speaker 4: Like, who's a hooping?

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Speaker 1: No, hooping is when the pastor is at the end

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Speaker 1: of his sermon. So listen to this. Oh good god,

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Speaker 1: I'm no do that funny?

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Speaker 3: If you if you would, Grant, oh, oh god, oh.

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Speaker 1: Man, no, no, no, come on you wom me. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: no God, I'm like, I got.

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Speaker 4: I can't believe I'm doing this. Oh no, no, yeah,

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Speaker 4: oh god, oldmighty.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Hey Greg, do you think maybe it's possible a

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Speaker 1: day and you could have some sessions before you come

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Speaker 1: back to the church and I can prepare you more.

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Speaker 4: Hey man, let's listen. You have caught me at a

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Speaker 4: really bad time and I'm quite honestly just so frustrated.

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Speaker 4: Like I've never heard of a quiz like this. I'm

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Speaker 4: really offended. Tons to be like, do you guys not

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Speaker 4: want me to go hear church anymore? Like, as matter

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Speaker 4: of fact, dude, you should be calling my wife right now.

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Speaker 1: She's black. Well she should already know the queest question

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Speaker 1: you the ones don't know why I'm gonna call I

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Speaker 1: should call you.

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Speaker 4: I am at work right now. I have a meeting

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Speaker 4: to get you in just a minute. I don't know

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Speaker 4: what you're doing. And I hold on a second, I

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Speaker 4: have got to close my office door. This is so embarrassing.

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Speaker 4: I have never ever received a phone call like this

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Speaker 4: in my life, and you better be lucky. I mean,

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Speaker 4: I want to talk to your pastor. I am going

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Speaker 4: to talk to him next Sunday. No joke.

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Speaker 1: Why didn't mean to for you to get hostile like that.

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Speaker 1: I didn't mean to get you. I didn't mean to

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Speaker 1: upset you or nothing like that. Cannot Can I say

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Speaker 1: something else to you?

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Speaker 4: One last thing?

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Speaker 1: And I have to go. Okay, I just want to

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Speaker 1: let you know that this his nephew. Tell me from

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Speaker 1: the Steve Harbit more on the show, your wife Carolyn

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Speaker 1: got me to brank phone call you shut up, shut up.

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Speaker 1: I am so.

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Speaker 4: Three, I am so sorry.

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Speaker 1: Oh you're good, you are.

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Speaker 4: I'm all right, man, I'm all right a little embarrassed,

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Speaker 4: but I'm all right.

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Speaker 1: Greg. You gotta do it for me one more? Oh yeah, God, okay, man,

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Speaker 1: look at you. This for me? Tell me what is

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Speaker 1: the baddest I mean, the baddest radio show in the land,

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Speaker 1: The Steve.

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Speaker 4: Harvey Morning Show all the way.

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Speaker 2: And there you have it, ladies and gentlemen. That's the

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Speaker 2: prank of the day from the nephew. All right. If

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Speaker 2: you are a different national thing, you want to know

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Speaker 2: what goes on in the black church, that's a good

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Speaker 2: prank for you to start listening to right there. So

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Speaker 2: if you can understand right on, right on, you bet

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Speaker 2: that just random come in here talking about what page.

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Speaker 1: We own, all right.

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Speaker 2: We know all hymns by heart, all right, nephew, thank you,