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Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's

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Speaker 1: my Strawberry letter for today and the subject is when

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Speaker 1: I want it, he doesn't. When I want it, he doesn't. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's pretty self explanatory right there. But we'll get into

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Speaker 1: it in just a few because right now it is

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Speaker 1: time for the nephew and today's prank phone call.

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Speaker 2: What you got for snap, You prayed for a job.

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Speaker 2: You prayed for a job. You bound your head and

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Speaker 2: you prayed for a job. And here it is, We're

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Speaker 2: gonna give you a job. Cat dog, if you would

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Speaker 2: she prayed for a job. Hello, I'm trying to reach

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Speaker 2: a Carolyn. Please Hi, Carolyn.

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Speaker 3: Listen. My name is Lawrence.

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Speaker 2: Lawrence I actually go to the same church you do.

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Speaker 2: I saw you last Sunday where you stood up in

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Speaker 2: the church and I heard that you were talking about

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Speaker 2: you going through some bad times or your job supposedly

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Speaker 2: got rid of the department that you're in and you're

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Speaker 2: now seeking a new type of work.

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Speaker 3: Am I right? Yes, just just work.

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Speaker 2: Period, because you're looking for a new occupation and you

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Speaker 2: I was there when you asked everybody to pray for you.

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Speaker 3: Have you Have you found anything yet?

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Speaker 4: I I've been praying. We prayed again today. I asked

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Speaker 4: for the church's prayers again today. And there everythings gonna

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Speaker 4: work out because you know, he said you take one step,

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Speaker 4: You're going to take too.

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Speaker 3: That's right, and I know it's going to happen.

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Speaker 2: I know.

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Speaker 3: Well, listen, I think I may be able to be

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Speaker 3: of some help to you.

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Speaker 2: I actually own my own company and I'm thinking that

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Speaker 2: you could be the perfect person for a position that

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Speaker 2: I have available. Now, what what type of work would

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Speaker 2: you do in the past. Give me some of your

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Speaker 2: job qualifications.

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Speaker 4: I'm an executive secretary, administrative assistant, anything like that.

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Speaker 5: Who is the mead? Uh, I'm gonna take the arm

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Speaker 5: star short hand. I want to do it all. I

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Speaker 5: just said what you need and I can do it.

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Speaker 2: Church.

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Speaker 4: Have your executives to come through the office, anything that's needed,

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Speaker 4: travel expence.

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Speaker 2: That's what I do.

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Speaker 3: Okay too. What type of hours are you used to working.

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Speaker 4: Nine to five?

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Speaker 5: Sometime?

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Speaker 4: I'll come in at Hey, I don't know if I'm

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Speaker 4: be coming at eight. I'm coming even earlier if you

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Speaker 4: need me to come in earlier.

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Speaker 3: Are you opposed to working at night? No?

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Speaker 5: No, I don't know.

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Speaker 4: I'm working at night. I mean it just it just depends,

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Speaker 4: you know, right, my burgers can't be choosing I ask

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Speaker 4: him and being given to me. Okay, well, what kind

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Speaker 4: of looking.

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Speaker 2: At have a I have an offer for you that

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Speaker 2: it would be Thursday, Friday and Saturday night.

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Speaker 3: You will only be working three days a week for.

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Speaker 4: Me, okay, just hours looking for separate a female hours

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Speaker 4: of a female days any like full time.

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Speaker 2: I will family well to day right right right, I understand,

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Speaker 2: but listen, I think the actual amount will suffice for that. Now,

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Speaker 2: I'm going to offer you seven hundred and fifty dollars

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Speaker 2: per night for three nights a week. That's that's two

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Speaker 2: thousand and fifty dollars for those three days for one week.

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Speaker 2: Sumne seven hundred and fifty dollars.

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Speaker 4: A night and you're making around two.

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Speaker 3: You're making a week, man.

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Speaker 2: And if you do the math on that, that that

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Speaker 2: adds up to about nine thousand dollars four months.

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Speaker 5: For girl to be true.

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Speaker 4: But now I've put rising with hands, I've turned it

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Speaker 4: over that we started. I did it, and you turn

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Speaker 4: make seven hundred fifty dollars a night. Okay, I mean

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Speaker 4: what I'm done keeping the books you know, because I

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Speaker 4: do the accountant too.

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Speaker 3: Well, let me say this now.

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Speaker 2: The reason why I say it's at night is because

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Speaker 2: I own a nightclub and and you would be working

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Speaker 2: at the night club for me. So you will put

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Speaker 2: in about four or five hours every night, and for

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Speaker 2: three nights a week like I stayed at Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

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Speaker 2: And and of course i'll pay you seven hundred fifty.

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Speaker 2: Matter of fact, i'll actually pay you your first two

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Speaker 5: And I need that.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm sure you you know you've you've lost your balance.

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Speaker 2: You need to get back on your feet and everything

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Speaker 2: to yes.

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Speaker 4: Yes, yes, okay, So so exactly what is that you

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Speaker 4: you know? I'll be doing it because I'm sure, like

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Speaker 4: I said, I can do office work. I'm good. That's accounting.

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Speaker 4: You telling me a quick front door?

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Speaker 5: I can keep your books going right?

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Speaker 2: Well, no, not necessarily. I don't need you to work

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Speaker 2: the front door. I'm actually going to have you in

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Speaker 2: the club working. Okay. So I mean, how are you

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Speaker 2: how's your physical condition? Are you able to get around

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Speaker 2: and you don't get tired quick? Do you?

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Speaker 3: Now? Are you in good physical shape?

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Speaker 4: Yesn't really good physical shape don't get talt quick at all.

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Speaker 4: You wanna do something like be able to broad tenders

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Speaker 4: or something and work to the bottom, make sure the

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Speaker 4: money and nobody's stealing money from you something.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, you're not at the bar either.

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Speaker 2: See because what I'm gonna do now, have you ever

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Speaker 2: done anything like, you know, anything close to dance or

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Speaker 3: Have you done that in the past?

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Speaker 5: Well, I do a ballet when I was younger. Uh squad,

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Speaker 5: I mean, and he had goat every once in a while.

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Speaker 5: You know, you do the dancing here and no, okay,

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Speaker 5: that's the problem moving around.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well that's good because see what what I wanted

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Speaker 2: you to do is I want you to do a

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Speaker 2: little bit of dancing in the club.

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Speaker 5: Something.

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Speaker 4: You said something like ballroom and dancing or something. And

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Speaker 4: I don't know how to do the ballroom dance, so

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Speaker 4: I can't work with nobody.

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Speaker 5: On that stuff like that.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm not asking you to do any ballroom dancing

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Speaker 2: anything like that. What I need you to do, I

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Speaker 2: want you to dance on the pole. See will on

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Speaker 2: the pole? See I have a strip club. I want

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Speaker 2: you to dance on the poles.

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Speaker 5: The RESI dancing a poll.

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Speaker 3: Well, actually I own the silk Stocking, which is a

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Speaker 3: strip club.

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Speaker 5: I want a shilk Stocking. Look, you don't want to

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Speaker 5: dress you nash your mind. I brans my part and

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Speaker 5: my body. You can sunt that pay listen.

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Speaker 6: With room nam.

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Speaker 3: Don't you want to make this money? I got seven

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Speaker 3: hundred and fifty dollars a night for you.

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Speaker 5: I don't mean there's some money. I'll tell you right now.

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Speaker 5: You're in a pair of band. You can put their

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Speaker 5: Poe Shoves a band. You have no business calling me

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Speaker 5: about no Barris and on my partner. I'm mean you

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Speaker 5: nobody in church.

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to get you a job. Maybe they told

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Speaker 3: me that you was in need of a job. So

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Speaker 3: I'm just trying to mean that.

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Speaker 5: I'm not meaning they're kind of John. I'm not meaning

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Speaker 5: my grounds. I'm taking out my bear. I'm running from

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Speaker 5: everybody brought wind Bear or Barris on. I'm past you.

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Speaker 3: Okay, what if I bumped up to a thousand dollars?

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Speaker 5: No, I don't take two three five thousand dollars. I

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Speaker 5: an't taking my grounds out.

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Speaker 3: Then I want that Poe.

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Speaker 5: You know you ain't gonnasume you have check in church

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Speaker 5: and the mean free. I said, you need to be

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Speaker 5: calling me talking about your guys.

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Speaker 2: You know when I say you at church next Sunday.

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Speaker 5: Church, I said, don't you come up to me and

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Speaker 5: said nothing to me because if that's the rib.

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Speaker 2: But I'm gonna come and ask you and wind down.

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Speaker 2: Will you get your butt on.

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Speaker 5: The poet brought on whip you?

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Speaker 3: Well, let me say this to you. Are you listening

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Speaker 3: to me?

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Speaker 5: Come on, listen to I'm getting.

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Speaker 2: Ready as Wait just a minute, Carolyn, I want to

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Speaker 2: say this. This is nephew Timmy from the Steel Harf

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Speaker 2: in morning show. You just got pranked my your cousin Ravena's.

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Speaker 4: I need some money.

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Speaker 2: Talked that boy crazy, That boy there, that doug On

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Speaker 2: nephew timing that boy crazy Nansville, Tennessee. I'm going to

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Speaker 2: bring stupid straight up in Cashville to y'all. Get ready.

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Speaker 2: It's going down this weekend. That would be Friday decided

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Speaker 2: and Sunday. And for you grown in sexies that don't

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Speaker 2: like to be out too late, I got Sunday ready

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Speaker 2: for you, four o'clock PM show. When you leave the

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Speaker 2: house is daylight. When you get back in its daylight.

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Speaker 2: You like that, don't you. That's Sunday, four o'clock. All right,

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Speaker 2: two shows Friday to Saturday. One on Sunday, the Nephew

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Speaker 2: is coming to town. Laying in the cut. It is

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Speaker 2: New Orleans Junior Boy. That would be aug twelfth, Judy Boy,

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Speaker 2: who is on the show New Orleans, Louis.

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Speaker 6: Yes, show man, let me go ahead, run it down

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Speaker 6: to the people. Listen, you got Tony Robbins, uh huh, Dominique, Hephew,

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Speaker 6: Tommy myself, And it's headlined by the legend the Queen

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Speaker 6: of commedy herself, Monique.

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Speaker 2: That she's on that show August twelfth, Saturday Night late

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Speaker 2: front ing, stooping on so many different lines. Boy boy,

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Speaker 2: Tony Roberts and Dominique, Dan, you and me and mo

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Speaker 2: I don't know. That's a lot of that's a that's

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Speaker 2: a burrito of stupid right there. It's all wrapped and

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Speaker 2: tight together and yeah yeah baby. Right after that, the

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Speaker 2: Nephew will be headed to Greenville, South Carolina. Greenville, South Carolina, Nephew,

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Speaker 2: tell me your friends. That is on the nineteenth, and

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Speaker 2: then laying in the cut at the Hogward Theater, Washington,

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Speaker 2: d C. Here I come tonight to twenty fifth and

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Speaker 2: twenty six Friday and Saturday, Washington, D C.

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Speaker 3: Howard Theater. Tickets on sale. Rad Nice. Stupid is moving

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Speaker 3: around in this country, sir.

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Speaker 2: You see still the same way this heat moving around

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Speaker 2: Shirley super same way.

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Speaker 3: That's heat move around Stupid right up in there. I

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Speaker 3: don't know why they don't have me on the weather poecast.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why they don't coming up next Strawberry letters,

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Speaker 1: subject when I want it, he doesn't.

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Speaker 3: We'll get into it right after this.

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