Speaker 1: Two teas in a pod which Teddy Mellencamp and Tamra Judge.
Speaker 2: Welcome to another episode of Cho Cheese and Pod with myself,
Speaker 2: Teddy Mellencamp and Tamra Judge. Dubad Bae Dubai, Wow, Dubai Dubai.
Speaker 2: I kind of was hoping that Dubai was going to
Speaker 2: come in with some Salt Lake City energy.
Speaker 3: Well, I think they're a lifestyle show. I really do.
Speaker 3: I think they're a lifestyle Can we go over the
Speaker 3: professional looks?
Speaker 2: We can? But first, do we think that Dubai was
Speaker 2: a breath of fresh air after watching Jersey.
Speaker 4: I don't think.
Speaker 3: It was horrible, even though the rating is only four hundred.
Speaker 3: I had a lot of people when I put it
Speaker 3: out there, A lot of people go, oh, I forgot
Speaker 3: it was on. I forgot it was on. So it
Speaker 3: has been what two years or something like that since
Speaker 3: Dubai's been on our screen, so I think people kind
Speaker 3: of maybe forgot a little bit. It was good for
Speaker 3: a first episode, that's for sure. I mean, if anything,
Speaker 3: the confessional looks, which by the way, some got two
Speaker 3: or three in the first episode.
Speaker 2: But by the way, if you're fighting over who's closer
Speaker 2: to Beyonce. I mean, this is the VVIP who stood
Speaker 2: the closest, who could actually get water spilt on them
Speaker 2: from Beyonce, who fell down at the Beyonce.
Speaker 3: The amount of time they spent this episode talking about Beyonce, it.
Speaker 2: Should have been a drinking game. We would have been
Speaker 2: blacked out.
Speaker 3: I loved Caroline's cat suit, the Leopard catsuit. I wasn't
Speaker 3: quite sure. I don't think the thing on the top
Speaker 3: of her head, the hair on top of her head
Speaker 3: really came across like it did in person on TV.
Speaker 3: It looks like she's got a cinnamon roll on the
Speaker 3: top of her head.
Speaker 2: Hold on, but both of our looks she has cinnamon
Speaker 2: rolls on top of her now.
Speaker 3: The other one's like a one's cute.
Speaker 2: And that dress that's that one's an ice cream cone.
Speaker 3: Okay, the orange dress Kyle wore that I.
Speaker 2: Think last week I borrowed it.
Speaker 3: Okay, how about the how about the Madonna boobs? I
Speaker 3: wonder if that would hurt I'm not really sad on it.
Speaker 3: I have to be honest.
Speaker 2: Yes, are all of the confessional looks interesting to look at.
Speaker 3: They're over the top. I think the best best, best
Speaker 3: best is Caroline Stansbury with a leopard catsuit and the
Speaker 3: orange I think it is orange red.
Speaker 2: But can we know the new Girls? The only one
Speaker 2: that didn't get too confessional? I love her. Can we
Speaker 2: talk about Sarah's purple prom gown? Would you like a
Speaker 2: full body confessional? I feel like that would be very
Speaker 2: uncomfortable for a full day. Well, we do get really sweet.
Speaker 3: We do knees up, we do knees up now. So
Speaker 3: you want to talk about their taglines? Sure, okay, Caroline
Speaker 3: stands Bury. The only thing old about me, Darling is
Speaker 3: my money. Sarah and the land of excess. I find
Speaker 3: my riches within Toleene, take it from me. If you
Speaker 3: know how to stay chill, you never get burned. Caroline
Speaker 3: Brooks I may be building glass houses, but you'll never
Speaker 3: see me crack. Lisa Malan, The desert might be hot,
Speaker 3: but I always find the shade. And then Chanelle, if
Speaker 3: you're jealous of me, that's okay, honey, I would be too,
Speaker 3: So Her so her.
Speaker 2: I like the taglines, but the one you said maybe
Speaker 2: it was Sarah's. Can you read it again? Because I
Speaker 2: feel like we've heard this tagline from someone before, something
Speaker 2: very similar in the.
Speaker 3: Land of excess. I've found my riches within. So yeah,
Speaker 3: Jar said something like this, some of them were kind
Speaker 3: of recycled.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well then I do. I do think watching their confessionals,
Speaker 2: I watched my self esteem tumble a little bit, because
Speaker 2: even if I put so much effort into a confessional,
Speaker 2: I'm not sure I could ever pull off such a leak.
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, nobody could. But so de Retz was
Speaker 3: I believe in excess of everything except moderation. Yeah, it's
Speaker 3: kind of similar to Sarah's. Somebody ripped off mine too,
Speaker 3: something about the best thing about it's because you're an
Speaker 3: eyeicontact or something like that. I know, I know. Evidently
Speaker 3: Carlos King just did a podcast and gave me all
Speaker 3: kinds of credit. Thank you, Carlos. Oh, I'm the hottest
Speaker 3: housewife in Beverly Hills.
Speaker 2: Whose is that? That is the worst?
Speaker 3: Yours?
Speaker 2: I did not say that.
Speaker 4: I did not say that.
Speaker 2: Who wrote that as a confession? As a not a confessional.
Speaker 3: His first season? First season?
Speaker 2: No, Tamera, you did not say I'm the hottest housewife
Speaker 2: in Orange County.
Speaker 3: How could you not know that? That's like a line
Speaker 3: that's that wasn't even that wasn't that wasn't even written
Speaker 3: for me. That was me being a smart ass in scene,
Speaker 3: just being a smart ass, and they used it as
Speaker 3: my tagline.
Speaker 2: I'm so embarrassed for you. I know, I really am.
Speaker 3: Oh but wait then they had me say later on
Speaker 3: I don't know season seventy five, that was on, I'm
Speaker 3: still I'm still the hottest houseway.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Well, I mean you weren't wrong, but it's
Speaker 2: still really bad to say say about oneself.
Speaker 3: Oh do you think I'm the hottest twat or just
Speaker 3: a twat?
Speaker 2: True either way. Well, then Chanelle and Lisa meet to
Speaker 2: pay Padel. Well, why did they say that they are
Speaker 2: as close as God and Jesus. They don't seem close.
Speaker 2: They seem like the age. And I feel like Lisa
Speaker 2: was so pissed in this moment that Chanelle came in
Speaker 2: such an outfit, when she was just in the alloy
Speaker 2: dress that you and I own. She was like, damn it,
Speaker 2: it's working out.
Speaker 3: Danelle's look when she came to the place, Padel was
Speaker 3: like that, I've never seen a tennis skirt because to
Speaker 3: your knees.
Speaker 2: I need to know what the weather condition currently was.
Speaker 3: And by the ninety five. And by the way, had
Speaker 3: I warned that one that went to the knees, it
Speaker 3: would have went to my ankles.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't need you wouldn't need your cinnamon roll butt
Speaker 2: to go with your long ankle skirt.
Speaker 3: Only she could pull that off. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 2: Then we get to Caroline and Sergio, who have been
Speaker 2: married for a year. It's been over a year and
Speaker 2: they are still building their new home. Last year at
Speaker 2: Caroline went through IVF and she has one baby boy
Speaker 2: embryo on ice SGI is very eager to have a child,
Speaker 2: and she is not. When she says Sergio's ovaries are
Speaker 2: on fire, tears came out.
Speaker 3: Okay, wait a minute, would you want to have a
Speaker 3: child if you were Caroline?
Speaker 2: Well, okay, kids are older? How old are they? Because
Speaker 2: we don't see them on the show.
Speaker 3: Teens and up like they're older.
Speaker 2: Well, let me put it to you this way. Okay,
Speaker 2: who is like a hot young actor? Right now? Let's
Speaker 2: come up with somebody that I would think is really
Speaker 2: hot and young. Austin Butler. Let's say that I were
Speaker 2: to get a divorce tomorrow and I was to end
Speaker 2: up with Austin Butler, and he really wanted to have
Speaker 2: a child, I probably would do it. But if Edwin
Speaker 2: asked me to have forty eight, if yes, and if
Speaker 2: I was rich and I could have some help during
Speaker 2: the beginning.
Speaker 3: You mean like a gut.
Speaker 2: No, I if my embryos are young and my body
Speaker 2: is old, I'm okay doing it.
Speaker 3: No, no, damn.
Speaker 2: So you're saying you wouldn't by a baby for me
Speaker 2: if I ended up with Austin Butler?
Speaker 3: What cover want to carry a baby ever again in
Speaker 3: my life?
Speaker 2: Nor can I? No?
Speaker 3: I would, I would have a Sarah gut.
Speaker 2: I can't wait for this press article to come out.
Speaker 2: Teddy Mellencamp wants to have sex with Austin Butler and
Speaker 2: have his baby or Teddy's pregnant.
Speaker 3: If Matt Damon.
Speaker 2: No, Matt Damon has his own kids and he's older.
Speaker 2: He is not a correct person, did I?
Speaker 3: I did tell you what Spencer said?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: Somehow in my we were driving somewhere in my car.
Speaker 3: My display came up to Teas in a pod Teddy
Speaker 3: Mellanco whatever, and he goes, isn't that your friend that's
Speaker 3: lept with Matt Damon?
Speaker 2: You know what, Spencer?
Speaker 3: And I'm like you know that, are you a freak?
Speaker 3: You're probably listening to my podcast.
Speaker 2: No, because you told people and then it went everywhere,
Speaker 2: including my father. So now I can't even lock my
Speaker 2: look my dad in the eye.
Speaker 3: By the way it made CNN, I know, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I feel like I don't know that this is ever
Speaker 3: going to happen. The child thing. I don't think that
Speaker 3: she's really that into it. I mean, their relationship is cute,
Speaker 3: they spend a lot of time together. Their Instagram is crazy.
Speaker 3: I don't even know how they film all that stuff.
Speaker 2: Well, I got to say this though, like even when
Speaker 2: very crazy, I'm trying to think long term, Like when
Speaker 2: we even are talking about my younger new potential husband,
Speaker 2: Austin Butler, he is doing probably better financially than I am.
Speaker 2: So it's still a very different situation. But if I
Speaker 2: were to go, so you.
Speaker 3: Want the child sport, let's be honest, Teddy Butler.
Speaker 2: Teddy Butler, No. But my point is if I am
Speaker 2: also the breadwinner, I we don't know how long I'm
Speaker 2: going to be able to do that and have a
Speaker 2: child and run our Instagram account. That's a lot to
Speaker 2: expect of me. But that's why I would have to
Speaker 2: pick somebody like Austin, but I couldn't pick it up when.
Speaker 3: You marry, mister Butler, are you going to put like
Speaker 3: you're gonna have a prenup? And it says if we
Speaker 3: break up, you get this child. I don't want it.
Speaker 2: If we break up before this child is seven, it's yours,
Speaker 2: it's yours. Keep it after seven it's fine, and you
Speaker 2: have to pay me until it's fifty seven and I'm dead,
Speaker 2: Thank you. Mister.
Speaker 3: Are we naming this child?
Speaker 2: What should we name it? What goes well with Melanchamp.
Speaker 3: Butler, Elvis Springstein, the cooks.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, we have to give this guys. We
Speaker 2: love Dubai so much that we've been talking about ourselves
Speaker 2: for yeah.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, let's get back. We're only on the second
Speaker 3: topic here. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Okay. The glass house has been opened for three miles
Speaker 2: and business is booming. Brooks didn't invite Lisa or Chanelle
Speaker 2: to the grand opening. Zoron, Caroline's ex husband was the contractor,
Speaker 2: and she has them come over to fix some lights
Speaker 2: in the toilet.
Speaker 3: Do you like that? She said it was a star
Speaker 3: studded event. I was like, show me the picture, where's
Speaker 3: Beyonce And they show Caroline stands very well, that's how
Speaker 3: she got good tickets.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. Then we get back into Sarah having
Speaker 2: her spiritual healing. Her name is Sarah Sah, just like Patara.
Speaker 3: She's doing spiritual healing for the past five months and
Speaker 3: has seen a huge difference. You know, I always thought
Speaker 3: about going to one of those like classes where you
Speaker 3: learn to love yourself. But then I think that what
Speaker 3: would I bitch about if I loved myself?
Speaker 2: Listen, I thought, I watched you get spiritually held last
Speaker 2: and it didn't work. I'm done.
Speaker 3: Out of all the women, I am having all the woman.
Speaker 3: The woman hardest time connecting with Sarah well because she's.
Speaker 2: Full of shit. She's just a shady like us, trying
Speaker 2: to pretend that she's going.
Speaker 4: That's the truth.
Speaker 3: That's too hard.
Speaker 2: No, but it's true. This is It really bugs me
Speaker 2: when people pretend that they are above everything else and
Speaker 2: you're the spiritual what. No, So you must have a
Speaker 2: lot of Yogi friends, I mean, please, but I don't know.
Speaker 2: It all feels like a bunch of boloney to me.
Speaker 2: But she is calling in her next boyfriend, who I
Speaker 2: I think we saw in like an upcoming trailer or something.
Speaker 2: He's hot. Lisa casually building a website while on a
Speaker 2: business call, while sitting in a lawn chair while her
Speaker 2: son's playing soccer is the way. This is what you
Speaker 2: call product placement, and good job Lisa Milan.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's like the best way ever to get something
Speaker 3: onto the show is to not try to get something
Speaker 3: onto the show. You have to be very discreet. Yeah,
Speaker 3: don't talk about it. Don't we talk about it. You
Speaker 3: just walk in with the new venus Seltzer happy place
Speaker 3: and you just pour it as you're talking to your
Speaker 3: husband or arguing with him, and just be like, yeah,
Speaker 3: what's that? What is she pouring?
Speaker 2: Then Chanelle brings Stanbury a pineapple, saying it's just like them,
Speaker 2: prickly on the outside suite on the inside. The two
Speaker 2: of them had a terrible year and now are starting over.
Speaker 2: Chanelle says she was attacked after opening up. We spoke
Speaker 2: about this when we had Chanel in the pod, and
Speaker 2: she spoke about it so eloquently. I don't think there
Speaker 2: is a way that we can repeat it in a
Speaker 2: way that will give it justice. But they do talk
Speaker 2: about it and I do love Chanelle and Stanberry as
Speaker 2: the new house so Wive's power duo. I like them
Speaker 2: as friends. I think they're good. But then, how are
Speaker 2: we feeling about Brooks meeting up with Toleene, one of
Speaker 2: her closest friends in Dubai.
Speaker 3: Wait, I have something to tell you. What I just
Speaker 3: found out that my mom is fifty, so that makes
Speaker 3: me twenty five, So you're actually older than me.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 2: Then we get Caroline Brooks meeting up with Toelene, one
Speaker 2: of her closest friends in Dubai. Telene lived in La
Speaker 2: for nine years and moved to Dubai. Caroline says that
Speaker 2: Stanbury called her after the Atlantis event, saying that Telene
Speaker 2: fell over and had her legs in the air. Do
Speaker 2: we think that? I mean, I've been pretty schlockered in
Speaker 2: front of Stanbury before, and I've never really and I've
Speaker 2: seen her pretty drunk before too. I don't really think
Speaker 2: she's the judging. She may have just been telling a story.
Speaker 2: I don't think she was coming for Tolene.
Speaker 3: No, I think no, not at all, not at all.
Speaker 2: But Brooks made it seem like that. Bruce made it
Speaker 2: seem Yeah.
Speaker 3: I didn't like that. I feel like she was just
Speaker 3: searching and reaching and trying to stir up something, and
Speaker 3: I was like, come on, but.
Speaker 2: I also know what I was reaching for. Preparing for
Speaker 2: Toleene's Housewives music career and three two one, I cannot
Speaker 2: wait it's coming.
Speaker 3: I like her. I like her a lot. I feel
Speaker 3: like she just it's flawless. She came in, there's no hesitation,
Speaker 3: she's not boring, she understands the assignment. She's going to
Speaker 3: go far.
Speaker 2: I all kept like, yeah, if the show makes it
Speaker 2: so well. She I also liked that when she I
Speaker 2: forgot what she was saying, but she was kind of
Speaker 2: talking like bragging or something, not bragging but name dropping
Speaker 2: or something. And then she goes, sorry, guys, I don't
Speaker 2: know why I'm name dropping like she's She's.
Speaker 3: Like, I like her. She's one of those housewives that
Speaker 3: just it's it. She's not one of those housewives that's
Speaker 3: on and they have to work with her for three
Speaker 3: years to try to get her to open up. Those
Speaker 3: are the ones I don't think should even have the job.
Speaker 2: But anyways, Yeah, but then the Telene falling over came
Speaker 2: up again, and this is where I really don't think
Speaker 2: Stanbury cared because she even goes, Sergio saw your vagina
Speaker 2: when you fall over, and she didn't seem upset by it,
Speaker 2: and you know what, neither did Tolene. But Brooks seemed
Speaker 2: a little, a little overserved at this lunch, seemed like
Speaker 2: we may be seeing her vagina at the end of
Speaker 2: this lunch this rate. But then we get into Sarah
Speaker 2: and Chanelle having a conversation. I don't I don't really
Speaker 2: know that anything was resolved in this moment, do you no?
Speaker 3: Do you agree with Shanel that what Sarah said in
Speaker 3: the press was wrong.
Speaker 2: Yes, I think the way in which she said it
Speaker 2: was very wrong, I think. And I also don't think
Speaker 2: Sarah out did a very nice job of explaining why
Speaker 2: she never yeah, kind of like fostered any of that
Speaker 2: relationship or conversation afterwards.
Speaker 3: So, after watching the first episode, who's your favorite and
Speaker 3: least favorite?
Speaker 2: At this point? I love I love Tolene. Tolene's going
Speaker 2: to be a breakout.
Speaker 3: She's going to be a huge star.
Speaker 2: This is what I can say. I don't I don't
Speaker 2: have a favorite, but I don't really dislike anyone. If
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, someone bugs me, Sarah Sarah because
Speaker 2: she feels I need her just to be a hot
Speaker 2: mess like the rest of us and not try to
Speaker 2: always pretend that she's better than everyone.
Speaker 3: I mean, can we talk about the clothes you're wearing
Speaker 3: the ninety four degree heat?
Speaker 2: I don't know, I feel like we and they weren't
Speaker 2: even sweating.
Speaker 3: They obviously are used to it.
Speaker 2: I would be got to be used to because I'm
Speaker 2: sweating in this room and at sixty eight degrees right now,
Speaker 2: and the light keeps going out, which is making me
Speaker 2: feel frightened.
Speaker 3: Well, Cosmic Steeple on Instagram says Dubai was giving classic
Speaker 3: housewives funny, glam, petty, drama and friendship good they have
Speaker 3: a fan yeah, and Nate toomms two to four s
Speaker 3: Sarah would take should take accountability for hurting Chanel and
Speaker 3: stop being so selfish.
Speaker 2: That's all she had to do was say listen, I
Speaker 2: I didn't realize you were going to open up. And
Speaker 2: then I should have followed. I don't know. She should
Speaker 2: have said a million things that she did not say.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it was a good start. I'm not
Speaker 3: gonna lie. I think it was a good start. Usually
Speaker 3: the first episodes are not that great, and this one was.
Speaker 3: It wasn't too hard.
Speaker 2: I love it visually, it's beautiful. Do I think they're
Speaker 2: gonna build up some steam, Yes, and I'm excited. I
Speaker 2: don't think really, anyone's afraid to get messy, so hopefully
Speaker 2: it'll get pretty good. I wonder how many episodes they have.
Speaker 2: But keep listening to the twats and we'll give you
Speaker 2: all our hot takes, or we'll just talk about ourselves
Speaker 2: the whole time. Bye bye,