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Speaker 1: Two teas in a pod which Teddy Mellencamp and Tamra Judge.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to another episode of Cho Cheese and Pod with myself,

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Speaker 2: Teddy Mellencamp and Tamra Judge. Dubad Bae Dubai, Wow, Dubai Dubai.

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Speaker 2: I kind of was hoping that Dubai was going to

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Speaker 2: come in with some Salt Lake City energy.

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Speaker 3: Well, I think they're a lifestyle show. I really do.

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Speaker 3: I think they're a lifestyle Can we go over the

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Speaker 3: professional looks?

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Speaker 2: We can? But first, do we think that Dubai was

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Speaker 2: a breath of fresh air after watching Jersey.

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Speaker 4: I don't think.

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Speaker 3: It was horrible, even though the rating is only four hundred.

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Speaker 3: I had a lot of people when I put it

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Speaker 3: out there, A lot of people go, oh, I forgot

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Speaker 3: it was on. I forgot it was on. So it

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Speaker 3: has been what two years or something like that since

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Speaker 3: Dubai's been on our screen, so I think people kind

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Speaker 3: of maybe forgot a little bit. It was good for

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Speaker 3: a first episode, that's for sure. I mean, if anything,

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Speaker 3: the confessional looks, which by the way, some got two

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Speaker 3: or three in the first episode.

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Speaker 2: But by the way, if you're fighting over who's closer

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Speaker 2: to Beyonce. I mean, this is the VVIP who stood

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Speaker 2: the closest, who could actually get water spilt on them

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Speaker 2: from Beyonce, who fell down at the Beyonce.

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Speaker 3: The amount of time they spent this episode talking about Beyonce, it.

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Speaker 2: Should have been a drinking game. We would have been

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Speaker 2: blacked out.

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Speaker 3: I loved Caroline's cat suit, the Leopard catsuit. I wasn't

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Speaker 3: quite sure. I don't think the thing on the top

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Speaker 3: of her head, the hair on top of her head

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Speaker 3: really came across like it did in person on TV.

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Speaker 3: It looks like she's got a cinnamon roll on the

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Speaker 3: top of her head.

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Speaker 2: Hold on, but both of our looks she has cinnamon

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Speaker 2: rolls on top of her now.

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Speaker 3: The other one's like a one's cute.

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Speaker 2: And that dress that's that one's an ice cream cone.

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Speaker 3: Okay, the orange dress Kyle wore that I.

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Speaker 2: Think last week I borrowed it.

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Speaker 3: Okay, how about the how about the Madonna boobs? I

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Speaker 3: wonder if that would hurt I'm not really sad on it.

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Speaker 3: I have to be honest.

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Speaker 2: Yes, are all of the confessional looks interesting to look at.

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Speaker 3: They're over the top. I think the best best, best

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Speaker 3: best is Caroline Stansbury with a leopard catsuit and the

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Speaker 3: orange I think it is orange red.

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Speaker 2: But can we know the new Girls? The only one

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Speaker 2: that didn't get too confessional? I love her. Can we

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Speaker 2: talk about Sarah's purple prom gown? Would you like a

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Speaker 2: full body confessional? I feel like that would be very

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Speaker 2: uncomfortable for a full day. Well, we do get really sweet.

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Speaker 3: We do knees up, we do knees up now. So

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Speaker 3: you want to talk about their taglines? Sure, okay, Caroline

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Speaker 3: stands Bury. The only thing old about me, Darling is

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Speaker 3: my money. Sarah and the land of excess. I find

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Speaker 3: my riches within Toleene, take it from me. If you

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Speaker 3: know how to stay chill, you never get burned. Caroline

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Speaker 3: Brooks I may be building glass houses, but you'll never

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Speaker 3: see me crack. Lisa Malan, The desert might be hot,

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Speaker 3: but I always find the shade. And then Chanelle, if

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Speaker 3: you're jealous of me, that's okay, honey, I would be too,

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Speaker 3: So Her so her.

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Speaker 2: I like the taglines, but the one you said maybe

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Speaker 2: it was Sarah's. Can you read it again? Because I

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Speaker 2: feel like we've heard this tagline from someone before, something

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Speaker 2: very similar in the.

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Speaker 3: Land of excess. I've found my riches within. So yeah,

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Speaker 3: Jar said something like this, some of them were kind

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Speaker 3: of recycled.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well then I do. I do think watching their confessionals,

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Speaker 2: I watched my self esteem tumble a little bit, because

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Speaker 2: even if I put so much effort into a confessional,

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Speaker 2: I'm not sure I could ever pull off such a leak.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, no, nobody could. But so de Retz was

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Speaker 3: I believe in excess of everything except moderation. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 3: kind of similar to Sarah's. Somebody ripped off mine too,

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Speaker 3: something about the best thing about it's because you're an

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Speaker 3: eyeicontact or something like that. I know, I know. Evidently

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Speaker 3: Carlos King just did a podcast and gave me all

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Speaker 3: kinds of credit. Thank you, Carlos. Oh, I'm the hottest

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Speaker 3: housewife in Beverly Hills.

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Speaker 2: Whose is that? That is the worst?

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Speaker 3: Yours?

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Speaker 2: I did not say that.

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Speaker 4: I did not say that.

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Speaker 2: Who wrote that as a confession? As a not a confessional.

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Speaker 3: His first season? First season?

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Speaker 2: No, Tamera, you did not say I'm the hottest housewife

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Speaker 2: in Orange County.

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Speaker 3: How could you not know that? That's like a line

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Speaker 3: that's that wasn't even that wasn't that wasn't even written

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Speaker 3: for me. That was me being a smart ass in scene,

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Speaker 3: just being a smart ass, and they used it as

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Speaker 3: my tagline.

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Speaker 2: I'm so embarrassed for you. I know, I really am.

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Speaker 3: Oh but wait then they had me say later on

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Speaker 3: I don't know season seventy five, that was on, I'm

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Speaker 3: still I'm still the hottest houseway.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Well, I mean you weren't wrong, but it's

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Speaker 2: still really bad to say say about oneself.

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Speaker 3: Oh do you think I'm the hottest twat or just

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Speaker 3: a twat?

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Speaker 2: True either way. Well, then Chanelle and Lisa meet to

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Speaker 2: pay Padel. Well, why did they say that they are

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Speaker 2: as close as God and Jesus. They don't seem close.

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Speaker 2: They seem like the age. And I feel like Lisa

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Speaker 2: was so pissed in this moment that Chanelle came in

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Speaker 2: such an outfit, when she was just in the alloy

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Speaker 2: dress that you and I own. She was like, damn it,

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Speaker 2: it's working out.

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Speaker 3: Danelle's look when she came to the place, Padel was

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Speaker 3: like that, I've never seen a tennis skirt because to

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Speaker 2: I need to know what the weather condition currently was.

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Speaker 3: And by the ninety five. And by the way, had

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Speaker 3: I warned that one that went to the knees, it

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Speaker 3: would have went to my ankles.

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Speaker 2: You wouldn't need you wouldn't need your cinnamon roll butt

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Speaker 2: to go with your long ankle skirt.

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Speaker 3: Only she could pull that off. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Then we get to Caroline and Sergio, who have been

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Speaker 2: married for a year. It's been over a year and

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Speaker 2: they are still building their new home. Last year at

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Speaker 2: Caroline went through IVF and she has one baby boy

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Speaker 2: embryo on ice SGI is very eager to have a child,

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Speaker 2: and she is not. When she says Sergio's ovaries are

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Speaker 3: Okay, wait a minute, would you want to have a

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Speaker 3: child if you were Caroline?

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Speaker 2: Well, okay, kids are older? How old are they? Because

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Speaker 2: we don't see them on the show.

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Speaker 3: Teens and up like they're older.

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Speaker 2: Well, let me put it to you this way. Okay,

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Speaker 2: who is like a hot young actor? Right now? Let's

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Speaker 2: come up with somebody that I would think is really

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Speaker 2: hot and young. Austin Butler. Let's say that I were

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Speaker 2: to get a divorce tomorrow and I was to end

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Speaker 2: up with Austin Butler, and he really wanted to have

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Speaker 2: a child, I probably would do it. But if Edwin

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Speaker 2: asked me to have forty eight, if yes, and if

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Speaker 2: I was rich and I could have some help during

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Speaker 2: the beginning.

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Speaker 3: You mean like a gut.

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Speaker 2: No, I if my embryos are young and my body

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Speaker 2: is old, I'm okay doing it.

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Speaker 3: No, no, damn.

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Speaker 2: So you're saying you wouldn't by a baby for me

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Speaker 2: if I ended up with Austin Butler?

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Speaker 3: What cover want to carry a baby ever again in

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Speaker 3: my life?

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Speaker 2: Nor can I? No?

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Speaker 3: I would, I would have a Sarah gut.

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Speaker 2: I can't wait for this press article to come out.

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Speaker 2: Teddy Mellencamp wants to have sex with Austin Butler and

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Speaker 2: have his baby or Teddy's pregnant.

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Speaker 3: If Matt Damon.

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Speaker 2: No, Matt Damon has his own kids and he's older.

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Speaker 2: He is not a correct person, did I?

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Speaker 3: I did tell you what Spencer said?

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Speaker 4: Right?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 3: Somehow in my we were driving somewhere in my car.

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Speaker 3: My display came up to Teas in a pod Teddy

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Speaker 3: Mellanco whatever, and he goes, isn't that your friend that's

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Speaker 3: lept with Matt Damon?

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Speaker 2: You know what, Spencer?

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Speaker 3: And I'm like you know that, are you a freak?

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Speaker 3: You're probably listening to my podcast.

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Speaker 2: No, because you told people and then it went everywhere,

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Speaker 2: including my father. So now I can't even lock my

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Speaker 2: look my dad in the eye.

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Speaker 3: By the way it made CNN, I know, I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I feel like I don't know that this is ever

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Speaker 3: going to happen. The child thing. I don't think that

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Speaker 3: she's really that into it. I mean, their relationship is cute,

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Speaker 3: they spend a lot of time together. Their Instagram is crazy.

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Speaker 3: I don't even know how they film all that stuff.

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Speaker 2: Well, I got to say this though, like even when

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Speaker 2: very crazy, I'm trying to think long term, Like when

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Speaker 2: we even are talking about my younger new potential husband,

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Speaker 2: Austin Butler, he is doing probably better financially than I am.

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Speaker 2: So it's still a very different situation. But if I

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Speaker 2: were to go, so you.

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Speaker 3: Want the child sport, let's be honest, Teddy Butler.

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Speaker 2: Teddy Butler, No. But my point is if I am

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Speaker 2: child and run our Instagram account. That's a lot to

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Speaker 2: expect of me. But that's why I would have to

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Speaker 2: pick somebody like Austin, but I couldn't pick it up when.

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Speaker 3: You marry, mister Butler, are you going to put like

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Speaker 3: you're gonna have a prenup? And it says if we

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Speaker 3: break up, you get this child. I don't want it.

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Speaker 2: If we break up before this child is seven, it's yours,

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Speaker 2: it's yours. Keep it after seven it's fine, and you

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Speaker 2: have to pay me until it's fifty seven and I'm dead,

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Speaker 2: Thank you. Mister.

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Speaker 3: Are we naming this child?

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Speaker 2: What should we name it? What goes well with Melanchamp.

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Speaker 3: Butler, Elvis Springstein, the cooks.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, we have to give this guys. We

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Speaker 2: love Dubai so much that we've been talking about ourselves

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Speaker 2: for yeah.

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, let's get back. We're only on the second

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Speaker 3: topic here. Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Okay. The glass house has been opened for three miles

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Speaker 2: and business is booming. Brooks didn't invite Lisa or Chanelle

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Speaker 2: to the grand opening. Zoron, Caroline's ex husband was the contractor,

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Speaker 2: and she has them come over to fix some lights

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Speaker 3: Do you like that? She said it was a star

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Speaker 3: studded event. I was like, show me the picture, where's

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Speaker 3: Beyonce And they show Caroline stands very well, that's how

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Speaker 3: she got good tickets.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. Then we get back into Sarah having

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Speaker 2: her spiritual healing. Her name is Sarah Sah, just like Patara.

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Speaker 3: She's doing spiritual healing for the past five months and

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Speaker 3: has seen a huge difference. You know, I always thought

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Speaker 3: about going to one of those like classes where you

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Speaker 2: Listen, I thought, I watched you get spiritually held last

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Speaker 3: Out of all the women, I am having all the woman.

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Speaker 2: Full of shit. She's just a shady like us, trying

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Speaker 3: That's too hard.

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Speaker 2: No, but it's true. This is It really bugs me

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Speaker 2: when people pretend that they are above everything else and

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's like the best way ever to get something

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Speaker 3: I like her. I like her a lot. I feel

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Speaker 2: But anyways, Yeah, but then the Telene falling over came

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Speaker 3: Do you agree with Shanel that what Sarah said in

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Speaker 3: the press was wrong.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I think the way in which she said it

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Speaker 3: So, after watching the first episode, who's your favorite and

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Speaker 2: At this point? I love I love Tolene. Tolene's going

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Speaker 3: She's going to be a huge star.

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Speaker 2: This is what I can say. I don't I don't

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Speaker 2: I was gonna say, someone bugs me, Sarah Sarah because

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Speaker 3: I mean, can we talk about the clothes you're wearing

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Speaker 3: the ninety four degree heat?

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Speaker 2: I would be got to be used to because I'm

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Speaker 3: Well, Cosmic Steeple on Instagram says Dubai was giving classic

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Speaker 3: housewives funny, glam, petty, drama and friendship good they have

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Speaker 3: a fan yeah, and Nate toomms two to four s

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Speaker 3: Sarah would take should take accountability for hurting Chanel and

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Speaker 2: That's all she had to do was say listen, I

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Speaker 2: I didn't realize you were going to open up. And

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Speaker 2: then I should have followed. I don't know. She should

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Speaker 2: have said a million things that she did not say.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it was a good start. I'm not

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Speaker 3: the first episodes are not that great, and this one was.

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Speaker 3: It wasn't too hard.

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Speaker 2: I love it visually, it's beautiful. Do I think they're

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Speaker 2: gonna build up some steam, Yes, and I'm excited. I

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Speaker 2: don't think really, anyone's afraid to get messy, so hopefully

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Speaker 2: it'll get pretty good. I wonder how many episodes they have.

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Speaker 2: But keep listening to the twats and we'll give you

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Speaker 2: all our hot takes, or we'll just talk about ourselves

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Speaker 2: the whole time. Bye bye,