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Speaker 3: on this Saturday podcast on the fifth hour, and we'll
Speaker 3: start with this another weekend for me in Sin City. Now, Danny,
Speaker 3: I realize that you are in Lawst. Wags, Novada right now,
Speaker 3: but that is where I was last weekend and hanging
Speaker 3: out in the gambling mecca. So this is a mini
Speaker 3: Mallard travel log honoring my grandfather Jack, who would always
Speaker 3: bring us kids grandkids. We'd have to come over there
Speaker 3: and he'd have a slide show and he thought we
Speaker 3: were fascinated by his photos, but we were little kids
Speaker 3: and we didn't want to be there. He would tell
Speaker 3: these great stories about these different cities around the world
Speaker 3: that he visited, and we were all like, let us leave,
Speaker 3: let us leave.
Speaker 4: Didn't he at least take pictures of the show girls.
Speaker 1: No, he would be he would be like, you know,
Speaker 1: here's the whaling wall.
Speaker 3: You know, and here's a here's a shot of seal
Speaker 3: out on the everybody.
Speaker 4: Was, you know, he nobody wants to see that exactly, Well,
Speaker 4: we didn't.
Speaker 1: We certainly didn't want to see this because maybe the
Speaker 1: grown ups wanted to.
Speaker 3: So on this travel log I stay just off the
Speaker 3: Fremont Street experience, I knew it. Yeah, that's my spot.
Speaker 3: I was at a.
Speaker 1: I did not stay at the Circa.
Speaker 3: I was going to stay at the Circa, and then
Speaker 3: I saw how much they were charging for rooms at
Speaker 3: the Circa, and.
Speaker 1: I said, I'm good. I'm good.
Speaker 3: That's the taj mahall of sports books, the Circa sports book,
Speaker 3: and the drive. I drove on Friday night. I do
Speaker 3: not like driving on Friday or Sunday to Vegas, but
Speaker 3: I drove on Friday night. I was planning on leaving
Speaker 3: earlier in the day. I went now with my wife.
Speaker 3: This was a guys trip to Vegas. My wife said,
Speaker 3: you need a guys trip to Vegas. I said, I
Speaker 3: don't need a guys trip to Vegas. She said, you
Speaker 3: need a guys trip to Vega. I said, no, I don't.
Speaker 3: So I ended up going on a guys trip.
Speaker 1: To Vegas, which was fine, but we were supposed to
Speaker 1: go on early in the day. We ended up driving
Speaker 1: on Friday night.
Speaker 3: I went with my old high school football teammate, guy
Speaker 3: named Hunter, who is also a now a middle aged
Speaker 3: game buddy with two kids, and we did this.
Speaker 1: We left at six thirty.
Speaker 3: You would think going to Vegas at six thirty on
Speaker 3: a Friday night, that's most people going earlier, is fine.
Speaker 3: So I looked at the GPS. It said four hours
Speaker 3: to drive from the LA Area and the North Woods
Speaker 3: out to Vegas. So we get in the car, we
Speaker 3: load up, we're on our way. We're doing our thing
Speaker 3: here and cruising along, making great time. My buddy's like,
Speaker 3: I wanted someone. I want somebody. Why don't we stop
Speaker 3: by that Del Taco and Barstow?
Speaker 1: You know that famous if you're in side, if you
Speaker 1: load the beef.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you go from California through the desert in
Speaker 3: California to to Vegas is like the original Del Taco
Speaker 3: alleged or one.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's just a barstow, which is a desert town and
Speaker 3: they have certain items. They don't have it any other
Speaker 3: It's a Mexican If you're not familiar with Deltaco.
Speaker 1: It's a fast food Mexican restaurant.
Speaker 4: They claimed to be the very first Dell Taco.
Speaker 3: And who the hell knows if that's true or not,
Speaker 3: but we just go with it. And so my buddies
Speaker 3: I want to eat at this barstow they'll talk.
Speaker 1: I was like, all right, fine, we'll stop.
Speaker 3: And I was like, I'm not gonna I don't really
Speaker 3: want to break my fast with this or whatever I do,
Speaker 3: So I'm not really going to do that.
Speaker 1: So we got right back on the road.
Speaker 3: He ate in the car were cruising along, and then
Speaker 3: I was like, you know what, I will break my
Speaker 3: fast at the Mad Greek in Baker for one of those.
Speaker 1: Really good shakes. And that's the way to go, the
Speaker 1: Mad Greek.
Speaker 3: And so I've always stopped there over the years, you know,
Speaker 3: twenty plus years, probably thirty years now going to Vegas,
Speaker 3: and so I was like, okay, And then by the
Speaker 3: time we got the Baker, unfortunately they're not They're no
Speaker 3: longer open out of an abundance of caution, Danny and
Speaker 3: a lack of employees. Ever since COVID. They used to
Speaker 3: be open all night. As I remember, they were only
Speaker 3: open till like one in the morning, but now they
Speaker 3: were already closed by the time we got.
Speaker 4: The Baker Woo.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sucked.
Speaker 3: So by the time we got to Baker's probably like
Speaker 3: a little after ten, and I was bummed out.
Speaker 1: So I was like, ah, whatever, So we get back.
Speaker 3: We just keep going through the desert, and all of
Speaker 3: a sudden, we get a little bit past Baker, a
Speaker 3: little north of Baker, and that's the last stop before
Speaker 3: you get to the Nevada border and you get to
Speaker 3: prim Nevada, which is a little desert tent. So we
Speaker 3: all of a sudden, I see nothing but red lights,
Speaker 3: a sea of red lights, a tail light delight, and
Speaker 3: all of a sudden, we are now completely stopped in
Speaker 3: the middle of the California desert, just north of Baker,
Speaker 3: and we're not moving. All of a sudden, it's Baker,
Speaker 3: the Headache Maker, and we're like, well, this will probably
Speaker 3: clear up pretty quick. You know, No, we stayed there,
Speaker 3: and the whole time we stayed there, the map, the app.
Speaker 1: We were using on the phone, time added time at it.
Speaker 4: You know, you're the worst.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so maybe we were there ninety minutes to two
Speaker 3: hours stopped nothing. People are getting out of their cars
Speaker 3: pissing in the desert on the side of the road.
Speaker 1: It was wild, right, it was what it was, a
Speaker 1: total shit show.
Speaker 4: Estimated time in traffic fifty seven minutes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so this four hour trip at night with no
Speaker 3: traffic turned into a journey. By the time we got
Speaker 3: to the hotel in Vegas, it was after one thirty
Speaker 3: in the morning. It was a seven hour drive that
Speaker 3: was supposed to be a four hour drive, which is
Speaker 3: actually a little bit faster because the last time I
Speaker 3: went to Vegas, which is like two weeks ago, it
Speaker 3: took eight hours to get to Vegas, So this took
Speaker 3: only seven hours. So I picked up an hour and
Speaker 3: asked for the trip.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 1: It was relatively good. I did not have success gambling.
Speaker 3: I lost a couple of baseball games in the final
Speaker 3: at bat, which killed me. The biggest bet that we
Speaker 3: made was the Golden State Warriors game one Oh No,
Speaker 3: when Andrew Wiggins missed that wide open three point shot
Speaker 3: and brick and then Sacramento ended up winning.
Speaker 1: The Kings were favored by like one one and a
Speaker 1: half and the Warriors make that shot, they win the game.
Speaker 3: So that that was a bummer. Didn't eat a lot
Speaker 3: because I kept my diet going. I did have and
Speaker 3: I recommend this place if you're going around looking for
Speaker 3: a place.
Speaker 1: To eat, Danny.
Speaker 3: It's got the malorous seal of approval. It's called Bobby's Burgers.
Speaker 1: Have you ever been there?
Speaker 3: No, it's at Hera's Hotel at Casino, right there in
Speaker 3: the middle of the strip. Bobby's Burgers. One of those
Speaker 3: TV chef guys runs the place, or he puts his.
Speaker 4: Name on it, Bobby Flay.
Speaker 1: I think that. I think you might actually be right.
Speaker 1: I don't even remember that. I don't know a lot
Speaker 1: of those I know, like two TV chefs, But Bobby's Burgers.
Speaker 1: It's at Hera's. Really good.
Speaker 3: It's like a higher class version of shake Shack. If
Speaker 3: you like shake Shack, It's like a better It's a
Speaker 3: little pricey. I do not recommend getting a fountain drink.
Speaker 3: I was gonna get a fountain drink and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 3: add the found drink. They were charging like six point
Speaker 3: fifty for a fountain drink.
Speaker 1: I said, I'm good, I don't need that.
Speaker 4: I'm good.
Speaker 1: No fountain drink.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it is famous chef Bobby Flay.
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, it's really it's a solid burger and there's
Speaker 3: hardly any vegetables on the menu, which is like right
Speaker 3: in my wheelhouse.
Speaker 1: It's just it was really good.
Speaker 3: I was like, I don't know, you know, these TV people,
Speaker 3: I don't know if I want one of those TV
Speaker 3: chefs burgers, but I would go back there.
Speaker 1: In fact, I probably will go back there next time
Speaker 1: I'm in Vegas.
Speaker 3: It wasn't too bad for a burger and fries and
Speaker 3: they have onion rings, all right, not bad?
Speaker 5: Yeah, board, He's got a really good show on the network.
Speaker 5: It's called Beat Bobby Flay.
Speaker 4: Is that?
Speaker 1: Is that a pervert?
Speaker 4: Is that?
Speaker 1: Is that a joke?
Speaker 4: Is that?
Speaker 5: I mean there's two other chefs on the show. They're
Speaker 5: you know, they're professional chefs from big time restaurants and
Speaker 5: they all come onto the show and compete agagainst him
Speaker 5: to try to take him out.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I thought you were doing like a masturbation
Speaker 1: joke or something like that.
Speaker 4: What But no, the show is called Beat Bobby Flay.
Speaker 5: Okay, maybe they didn't think the title through, but that
Speaker 5: is the name of the show.
Speaker 3: Is that like an iron chef type thing where they're
Speaker 3: all competing.
Speaker 5: The first round is the two chefs go against each
Speaker 5: other one item, needing to be the star of the dish,
Speaker 5: and then the judges pick which one of the two
Speaker 5: did a better job of that. Then that person goes
Speaker 5: up against Bobby Flay in the final and they get
Speaker 5: to pick their signature dish that he's unaware of and
Speaker 5: they have like a half hour to prepare it, and
Speaker 5: then they have master judges at the end who blindly
Speaker 5: tastes test.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, there you go. I feel like I work
Speaker 4: for the Food Network right now.
Speaker 3: You should, you should be a pr person for the
Speaker 3: Food So if you want to hear what it's like
Speaker 3: to have a guy's weekend in Vegas, this story here
Speaker 3: is going to sum up exactly the life of a
Speaker 3: big time radio personality in Sin City, Lost Wages, Nevada.
Speaker 1: So it's Saturday night.
Speaker 3: I have just lost a massive bet tons of money
Speaker 3: on the Golden State Warriors and it's all gone to hell, right,
Speaker 3: it's called gun to hell. So my buddy's like, hey,
Speaker 3: you know, he's a little bummed out. He might he
Speaker 3: may or may not have been drinking whiskey and he's like, hey,
Speaker 3: I need to take a nap. So I was like Okay,
Speaker 3: if you need to take a nap, who am I
Speaker 3: to stop you from taking a nap? So my pal
Speaker 3: falls asleep at nine to thirty on a Saturday night
Speaker 3: in Vegas. He's completely song. And I assume when somebody
Speaker 3: says they're going to take a nap, a NAP's a
Speaker 3: half an hour maybe and maybe at the most an hour.
Speaker 3: And I said, that's fine.
Speaker 1: And Vegas is open all night for the most part.
Speaker 1: The casinos are anyway, so I was like, there's no problem.
Speaker 3: So I was like, oh wait, I'll wait for him
Speaker 3: to wake up. So I get to ten o'clock. He's
Speaker 3: still sleep. I get to ten thirty nothing. I'm thinking
Speaker 3: maybe I should wake him up, but I'm like, I'll
Speaker 3: be good.
Speaker 1: He wants to sleep. We get to now eleven, so
Speaker 1: now he's been to sleep for an hour and a half.
Speaker 1: He starts snoring. So I get to eleven thirty. Nothing.
Speaker 1: I now get to midnight. He still So you know
Speaker 1: what I did, Danny, I.
Speaker 4: Left, Yeah, by yourself.
Speaker 1: I left.
Speaker 3: He was completely locked out, and I then proceeded from
Speaker 3: midnight till three in the morning. I wandered by myself.
Speaker 3: I'm a pretty big guy around random streets. I started
Speaker 3: out on the Fremont Street experience, where you can find
Speaker 3: any kind of sodom and gomora type activity there. So
Speaker 3: I walked around Fremont Street, down around different streets. I
Speaker 3: went to places I'd never been. I walked very casually
Speaker 3: for about three hours, and I stopped at casinos and
Speaker 3: I was people I was really just people watching. It
Speaker 3: was like being at a zoo. It felt like I
Speaker 3: was at the Bronx Zoo or something of the San
Speaker 3: Diego Zoo. And I ended up walking five miles just randomly,
Speaker 3: just wandering around. I also got high from the second
Speaker 3: I didn't. I don't smoke weed, but I there was
Speaker 3: enough weed there that I was.
Speaker 1: I was good smoke weed every day.
Speaker 3: And if I could bottle the smells of Vegas. The
Speaker 3: smells of Vegas are a combination. Here's my cologne to
Speaker 3: s up walking around my experience downtown Vegas, weed, piss,
Speaker 3: and shit. If you could combine equal parts weed, piss
Speaker 3: and shit, you were smoke, well, yeah, that's I guess
Speaker 3: that's included in the weed too.
Speaker 1: That's you're absolutely.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I would feel like that's half the perfume bottle.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that that's the smell of Vegas in the year
Speaker 3: of our lowerd twenty twenty three, and my lungs were hurting.
Speaker 3: My lungs were hurting from all of the different smells
Speaker 3: that were going to my my lungs. I guess I
Speaker 3: was a bad tour guide for myself, Danny, I guess
Speaker 3: that's the problem.
Speaker 5: A couple of days ago, while I was still in
Speaker 5: Sherman Oaks, I got hit up by an old radio
Speaker 5: coworker who is visiting LA from Madison, Wisconsin. And of
Speaker 5: course she used to live out here in Cali. The
Speaker 5: second person, the co host on our morning show. Really
Speaker 5: cool people always got along with her and her family.
Speaker 5: Now we hardly I don't know about you, but I
Speaker 5: might go on LinkedIn like twice a year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm the same way unless you're looking for a job.
Speaker 3: It's not unless you want to send random birthday messages
Speaker 3: to people that you hardly know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, or celebrate a ten year work anniversary.
Speaker 1: I want a mature guy.
Speaker 5: But she let me know that she was here in
Speaker 5: Los Angeles and she wanted to stop by when she
Speaker 5: was in the valley. She wanted to stop by the
Speaker 5: Sherman Oaks building and take a little tour. So I
Speaker 5: know our bosses are not fond of guests in the
Speaker 5: daytime just stopping by out of nowhere. There's still some
Speaker 5: super vibe around as you know, into the late afternoon.
Speaker 5: So I made sure to clear it with our boss
Speaker 5: and I was just like, hey, she just wants a
Speaker 5: quick tour while she's in Sherman Oaks and he's like, yeah,
Speaker 5: no problem. But one thing I didn't take into account,
Speaker 5: Big Ben. We now have brand new digs, state of
Speaker 5: the art studios that we're about to move into.
Speaker 4: When is the big date?
Speaker 1: That is Tuesday, Tuesday.
Speaker 3: Tuesday Tuesday, just a couple days away.
Speaker 5: Yeah, So unfortunately she was a week too early on
Speaker 5: her visit.
Speaker 4: But I thought, hey, you know, I could still show her.
Speaker 5: No because our engineers leave at three and thirty in
Speaker 5: the afternoon.
Speaker 3: Oh they're on contractor time, which is whenever they want
Speaker 3: to leave, they leave.
Speaker 1: What the hell.
Speaker 5: And the thing is, they have not updated our key
Speaker 5: cards to include access to these new facilities, so they
Speaker 5: lock these doors.
Speaker 4: They put yellow tape on.
Speaker 5: The front of them right now basically saying stay out,
Speaker 5: get out.
Speaker 4: And you're not allowed in here.
Speaker 1: Yet it looks like a crime scene.
Speaker 4: It does.
Speaker 5: Yeah, of course, these being the old half Steve Harvey
Speaker 5: and half Rush Limbaugh. I did the best I could
Speaker 5: to kind of, you know, tell them how it used
Speaker 5: to be a Denny's, and how the great Rush Limbaugh
Speaker 5: used to grace the hallways there occasionally.
Speaker 4: How you stole a pen from Steve Harvey.
Speaker 1: And Rush Limbaugh by the way, but I got a Limbo.
Speaker 3: It was from his hotel, But I got a Limbaugh
Speaker 3: pen and a Steve Harvey penn. And I've been there
Speaker 3: so long, Danny, before Limbaugh and before Harvey, there was
Speaker 3: a show called rock Line that had a live studio
Speaker 3: audience out of that studio. Is rock Line even still
Speaker 3: on the air anymore?
Speaker 4: Probably not, I don't think so.
Speaker 5: But I felt like the worst tour guide in the
Speaker 5: history of tour guides, because not only could I not
Speaker 5: open these doors to show her and her ride the studios,
Speaker 5: I had them doing that peek in thing where they're
Speaker 5: like this with their hands trying to look through the glass.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's that's note.
Speaker 5: Oh and you can't see shitting there like that. And
Speaker 5: then I walked down the hallway. Two of our editors
Speaker 5: are like slapping each other like a locker room.
Speaker 4: It just and then the.
Speaker 5: The producer for the show that was on at the time,
Speaker 5: was eating like Greek food at the counter. I didn't
Speaker 5: even know how to, you know, like you you feel
Speaker 5: like maybe in the fourth quarter you could come back. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I dug myself such a hole. There was no coming
Speaker 5: back from that. So after they left, I was like, man,
Speaker 5: I bet they're going to talk about how shitty this
Speaker 5: tour was when they leave.
Speaker 1: Well, you said, they're radio people like that.
Speaker 5: One of them was super impressed, because what casey case
Speaker 5: I'm nicky six. Yeah, but the person that gave her
Speaker 5: a ride was like, who cares. I'm like an LA person,
Speaker 5: you know, a big deal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not impressed.
Speaker 3: Well, you gave an authentic experience. You gave an authentic
Speaker 3: radio experience. And I've I've also learned like those tour guides,
Speaker 3: you know when you go on the Jungle Cruise at Disneyland,
Speaker 3: they've got the whole script, or you go to see
Speaker 3: Dodger Stadium or Finway Park, like they have all the stories.
Speaker 1: They know like when we get here, we got to
Speaker 1: tell this story. You don't know any of that.
Speaker 3: Stuff, right, You're not. You're not a tour guide, so
Speaker 3: how would you memorize. Well, here's where Casey Casem almost
Speaker 3: died when he Ben Maller ran him over. You don't
Speaker 3: know that, right, you can't. I mean who knows that.
Speaker 3: There's very few people that know that. Or this is
Speaker 3: where Brian Cox got upset with somebody and you know,
Speaker 3: screamed at him and all that stuff.
Speaker 5: Or or here where j Moore uh did some some
Speaker 5: stuff where his dogs used to drink their water.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 5: I told him the story about the bat that got
Speaker 5: trapped inside.
Speaker 1: Our studios multiple times.
Speaker 5: Yeah, told him about the cockroaches and how it used
Speaker 5: to be at Denny's.
Speaker 3: Were they impressed. One of my favorite radio stories is
Speaker 3: when a car was on fire out on Which was
Speaker 3: that so Pulvta I think, yeah, Paulvita and somebody at
Speaker 3: the company broke the glass container for the fire extinguisher
Speaker 3: to put out the car that was on fire, and
Speaker 3: then was reprimanded for because it's very expensive to get
Speaker 3: a new new glass case for the fire extinguisher. Because
Speaker 3: they had, they'd cost a lot of money. All those
Speaker 3: people at the company I'm sure are gone now, Danny.
Speaker 3: This is old people it's a long time ago.
Speaker 1: But just a wonderful story.
Speaker 3: You save someone from a car burning up, and that
Speaker 3: is what you get. You could also point out where
Speaker 3: the studio was shot at. That's always always a good story.
Speaker 4: Was it with a bomb? Peen hammer? Remember was there
Speaker 4: for that?
Speaker 3: There was the homeless person that defecated on the glass.
Speaker 2: Dick poop, dick pope.
Speaker 3: That's happened multiple times. Always fun for the kids. They
Speaker 3: liked that story. Family fun right, what could possibly go wrong?
Speaker 4: And calling you in for the next tour?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well the eleven Heaven Danny. This is just a
Speaker 3: quick note and adndum as you are in Vegas, so
Speaker 3: Vegas is no longer cheap. They will gouge you at
Speaker 3: every turn. The food isn't cheap. They nickel and dimeya.
Speaker 3: It was a much better place when the mob ran Vegas,
Speaker 3: and we wish we could go back to that. So anyway,
Speaker 3: parking is it drove me insane when I was with
Speaker 3: my wife the last time I was in Vegas, because
Speaker 3: she she was fine paying for parking. I hate paying
Speaker 3: for parking. If there's a way around paying for parking,
Speaker 3: I'm into it. So I present now what I call
Speaker 3: eleven heaven my frugal tip of the weekend. If you're
Speaker 3: ever visiting Las Vegas and you happen to be driving
Speaker 3: there or have a rental car, I will save you
Speaker 3: anywhere from twenty to forty dollars a day. I will
Speaker 3: now give you the eleven Las Vegas hotels either on
Speaker 3: the strip or near the iconic Las Vegas Strip that
Speaker 3: have free parking free parking. There are eleven left. That's it. Eleven.
Speaker 3: All the big ones charged for parking, the Bellagio, MGM Grand,
Speaker 3: all of the mass Circus Circus, they all charge for parking.
Speaker 3: But does I say circus Circus.
Speaker 4: That's not a big moe And you literally did all
Speaker 4: the legwork on.
Speaker 3: This unless I did. But here are the eleven Treasure Island.
Speaker 3: This is where I park. Treasure Island Hotel and Casino,
Speaker 3: which is a few hotels down.
Speaker 1: From Caesar's Palace to the north. So I parked there.
Speaker 3: Circus Circus does have free parking, but that's pretty far away.
Speaker 4: That's a long that's a long haul.
Speaker 3: Yeah, another one that I should have parked at. But
Speaker 3: you have to go down Las Vegas Boulevard to get there,
Speaker 3: and it's a pin of the ass is the Venetian
Speaker 3: Hotel and resort free parking there, the Tropicana, which has
Speaker 3: a really good location, free parking, the Strat Hotel, Casino
Speaker 3: and Skypod. They also have free parking, the Sahara Free
Speaker 3: Sahara Las Vegas free parking, something called Resorts World, I
Speaker 3: don't know what that is, but they have free parking,
Speaker 3: the Win and Encore, but I think Encore is going away.
Speaker 1: They're building a they're building a giant Guitar.
Speaker 4: And the wind is where I'm at right now.
Speaker 3: But the Encore, I believe they're building a giant guitar hotel,
Speaker 3: so that's going away. Best Western plus Casino, Royale, Strip
Speaker 3: Center that'll be for parking, Travel Lodge by Windom, Las
Speaker 3: Vegas Center Strip free parking, and the Rio, which is
Speaker 3: not even really near the strip right it's across the freeway.
Speaker 3: You got to walk over a freeway a highway to
Speaker 3: get get back to the strip. But those are the
Speaker 3: eleven hotels that still have free parking, which is somewhat
Speaker 3: close to the strip.
Speaker 1: So if you want to save yourself.
Speaker 3: Twenty or forty dollars a day, you can spend that
Speaker 3: buying one appetizer at one of the restaurants in Vegas,
Speaker 3: the forty dollars.
Speaker 1: And you're good to go. So there is that good luck.
Speaker 1: I'm sure he'd be doing this.
Speaker 4: Yes, a good life act. Yeah, it is.
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Speaker 4: I'm gonna say two.
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Speaker 1: H A R L O L D.
Speaker 4: Easy for you to say at Harold.
Speaker 3: The King, but not King James. He gave us five stars.
Speaker 3: He says, not bad. The podcast is pretty good.
Speaker 1: That's what he wrote.
Speaker 4: Well, sounds like something our wife would say.
Speaker 1: Ringing endorsement, A ringing endorsement.
Speaker 3: Next up is a falls Apologist, Ball's Apologist. He gave
Speaker 3: us five stars. He says it cuts it into thirds.
Speaker 3: Longtime listener to the Ben Maller Show and listen to
Speaker 3: Ben and Danny g for the first time this week.
Speaker 3: I was pleasantly surprised. Ben obviously needs some coaching on
Speaker 3: cooking brisket.
Speaker 1: No, I don't.
Speaker 3: My brisket was great, but he says it is a
Speaker 3: good show unless it's not, so thank you. Vall's apologist
Speaker 3: appreciate that last one is from Wilkes from Cincinnati, and
Speaker 3: he says, very enjoyable.
Speaker 1: Five stars Ben and Danny G.
Speaker 3: Who could ask for a better, better duo to carry
Speaker 3: on an hour a week?
Speaker 1: This is more. This is more than an hour. This
Speaker 1: is this is three hours of content.
Speaker 5: Yeah almost three. I mean each show averages around forty minutes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's it anyway, says great duo, blah blah blah,
Speaker 3: you know, and a lot of nice these boy people
Speaker 3: are very nice. Unless they're not. People are very nice,
Speaker 3: and he says I jumped all over this after hearing
Speaker 3: about it on.
Speaker 1: Ben's Surreal Overnight Show.
Speaker 3: Huge fan of both and really missed Danny G since
Speaker 3: the OutKick Show, so when I heard he was on
Speaker 3: here and had I had to give a listen. Haven't
Speaker 3: missed an episode. Always look forward to the totally original
Speaker 3: Animal Kingdom because it just kind of reminds me of
Speaker 3: Animal Thunderdome, although not similar at all. Don't don't even
Speaker 3: think about canceling this show, Radio suits.
Speaker 5: You know the best part about your ripoff Animal Kingdom
Speaker 5: is that I've been able to use our Safari Kingdom. Rather,
Speaker 5: I've been able to use Clay Travis drops talk.
Speaker 1: Oh well, that's good.
Speaker 3: See we're promoting Clay who is the new Rush Limbaugh's
Speaker 3: that people always wonder who's going to replace Rush Limbaugh
Speaker 3: And it's somebody that we know, you know better than me,
Speaker 3: but Clay Travis. That's wild that we know the person
Speaker 3: who's in the Rush Limbaugh chair, the greatest, most powerful
Speaker 3: chair in radio, and he's got it. Who knew shocking
Speaker 3: and he's had it for years. And this show's doing.
Speaker 1: Well, right, everything's going good over there on that show
Speaker 1: as far as we know, as far as I know,
Speaker 1: very cool. We have a little time left for scient Typical.
Speaker 3: We're gonna get SI Typical, SI and Typical and Here
Speaker 3: we Go are the.
Speaker 4: Only things we don't have theme music for.
Speaker 1: Ohio O's working on that right now. Any song you.
Speaker 5: Want to recommend, Danny, Yeah, use the Weird Science song
Speaker 5: Weird Science.
Speaker 1: But make sure it's not the actual Weird Science. Because
Speaker 1: we're allowed to do parody.
Speaker 3: You can do you can do parody on a podcast
Speaker 3: and then and that's the way we're doing. So here's
Speaker 3: exciting news. A cure for gray hair is on the horizon.
Speaker 3: Where have we heard this before? Scientists claim they have
Speaker 3: discovered the mechanism for the color change. I know what
Speaker 3: the mechanism is. It's getting old, that's the mechanism. It's
Speaker 3: having people around you get sick and dying, and frustration
Speaker 3: from work and that kind of stuff.
Speaker 5: What I do to keep the gray hair away? Take
Speaker 5: long naps like your buddy did in Vegas? Wow?
Speaker 3: Oh my yeah, just go to bed at nine thirty
Speaker 3: in Vegas on a Saturday night. Anyway, they assidentists believe
Speaker 3: that graying is due to the immobility of stems, you know,
Speaker 3: the stem cells, and so this, they say, could could's
Speaker 3: a weasel word. Could help them find treatments to move
Speaker 3: cells and thus reverse graying. And whoever comes up with this,
Speaker 3: whatever person comes up with this, and they will be
Speaker 3: the richest people on the planet, right if they are
Speaker 3: able to. If you can take a pill and you're
Speaker 3: a supplement and you're not gonna have gray hair, who's
Speaker 3: not gonna take that?
Speaker 1: Everyone will take that is gonna take that absolutely. What
Speaker 1: else do we have?
Speaker 4: Let's see.
Speaker 3: Uh, I think this one's bullshit, but we'll use this one.
Speaker 3: It says that fewer Americans are dying of obesity related
Speaker 3: cancers because of calorie counting menus. That's according to a
Speaker 3: new study out of Boston. And they're claiming that it's
Speaker 3: all because they started. This is from Tufts University, and
Speaker 3: they claim that now consumers are avoiding they're avoiding high
Speaker 3: calori foods. They're consuming twenty to sixty calories per meal,
Speaker 3: reduction significant enough to prevent twenty eight thousand cancer cases
Speaker 3: while saving the US economy two point eight billion dollars.
Speaker 3: You want to bet this somehow is tied back, this
Speaker 3: study to people that recommended calories are put on menus.
Speaker 3: Danny that somehow this is connected to that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it still ruins the dining experience because if I
Speaker 5: like something, I like it and I don't want to
Speaker 5: see that it's nine hundred and fifty calories right when
Speaker 5: I go to order it.
Speaker 3: It's a buzzkill. It is absolutely buzzkill, and I don't
Speaker 3: buy it. I think what has cause people to order
Speaker 3: things that have less calories is the price of things.
Speaker 3: I think that is the most important indicator. That you
Speaker 3: get as much food as you can afford, and if
Speaker 3: you can't afford the most calory rich food, you're going
Speaker 3: to get something that you can't afford.
Speaker 1: It has people.
Speaker 3: I think most people they get like you, Danny, they're
Speaker 3: kind of annoyed by it, but it's not going to
Speaker 3: stop them from getting it.
Speaker 1: I don't believe that. I don't buy it.
Speaker 4: It should be a discount off of the menu price.
Speaker 4: So if it's nine hundred and fifty calories, it should
Speaker 4: be nine dollars and fifty cents off the entree. There
Speaker 4: you go. I liked it.
Speaker 3: Well, here's exciting news of you are into UFOs.
Speaker 1: Story came out. You might have seen it this week.
Speaker 3: Over six hundred and fifty possible UFO sidings are currently
Speaker 3: being investigated by the Pentagon. The government officials over at
Speaker 3: the Pentagon said that earlier this week they admitted it.
Speaker 3: They acknowledged. This is from the Office of the Director
Speaker 3: of National Intelligence said in this report that it had
Speaker 3: monitored five hundred and ten UFO sidings overall since twenty
Speaker 3: oh five. That was in January. It's a huge increase
Speaker 3: from twenty twenty one. When they said they only documented
Speaker 3: one hundred and forty four sightings, and they said there's
Speaker 3: a total of three hundred and sixty six new sightings
Speaker 3: that were reported in the January report. Twenty six were
Speaker 3: classified as drones, one hundred and sixty three of them
Speaker 3: were balloon like objects, six of them were aerial clusters.
Speaker 1: But what about all the rest? Do do do do
Speaker 1: do do do do do do do do do do
Speaker 1: do do do? Is that going to be the next pandemic, Danny?
Speaker 1: The next run on toilet paper, the next run on water?
Speaker 1: Is that going to be the thing?
Speaker 4: It was really good people watching the last time this happened.
Speaker 3: I'm sure that'll go, that'll go well, all right, we'll
Speaker 3: get out on that. Anything you want to promote, Danny.
Speaker 3: It is Saturday, Saturday, Saturday. We're chilling here in the
Speaker 3: podcast Dojo.
Speaker 4: You got any other Vegas tips?
Speaker 1: Well yeah, if you want just obviously the old ones.
Speaker 1: If you want free drinks, just go sit, sit at
Speaker 1: a table, they'll come by with the free drinks. But no,
Speaker 1: I don't. That's the only big money saving thing I
Speaker 1: have right now? Are you are you spending all weekend?
Speaker 1: Are you gonna be there? Till Monday or what's the
Speaker 1: plan here?
Speaker 5: We're going to head back on Sunday morning. Okay, So
Speaker 5: tonight it's the big Davis Garcia fight.
Speaker 1: Are you actually going to the fight?
Speaker 4: That is still to be determined?
Speaker 1: Okay? Is this a pay per view fight?
Speaker 4: Is that why?
Speaker 1: It must be payer?
Speaker 4: That's what. Yeah, it's one of the biggest pay per
Speaker 4: view fights of the year.
Speaker 3: And it would be wrong to watch that in Russian website.
Speaker 3: You should pay for that, You should face a full price.
Speaker 3: You should not watch that.
Speaker 1: At one of those illegal streams. You shouldn't the full amount.
Speaker 3: That's why Danny gets to go and Covino and Rich
Speaker 3: because they want you to pay for the fight.
Speaker 4: It helps.
Speaker 5: These two boxers really hate each other, like not just
Speaker 5: the fake pre fight hate each other, but they've been
Speaker 5: talking shit about each other and they can't even be
Speaker 5: near each other in the same room. A lot of
Speaker 5: people are salivating to see these two guys get in
Speaker 5: the ring together.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, maybe I will check that out myself,
Speaker 3: depending on my basketball playoff watching schedule, if I have
Speaker 3: any time and I don't have any of the honeydew
Speaker 3: things to do.
Speaker 1: With wife, Like, hey, you gotta do this.
Speaker 3: Come on, we'll get out on that. Have a great
Speaker 3: rest you day. Got the mail bag on Sunday. Thank
Speaker 3: you for the reviews. Remember Malor Merch this weekend. Last weekend,
Speaker 3: Monday is the deadline at six o'clock Eastern, three o'clock
Speaker 3: in the West. Malarmerch at gmail dot com. If you
Speaker 3: want one of these limited edition shirts for the Minnesota
Speaker 3: Malor Meet and greet, we're gonna try. I had to
Speaker 3: get these two years before the May twentieth meet and greet,
Speaker 3: so we had to cut off sales to Monday. And
Speaker 3: they are thirty five dollars plus shipping and handling, and
Speaker 3: it is the only item we have right now. If
Speaker 3: we sell a fair amount of ease, I can justify
Speaker 3: hopefully something for cheaper.
Speaker 1: That's the first thing I want to do. Something's a
Speaker 1: little cheaper than this. And then but this is limited
Speaker 1: and then you know, hats, T shirts, things like that,
Speaker 1: and so that's that's the plan. Have a great rest
Speaker 1: of your day and we'll catch you next time.
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