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Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes

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Speaker 2: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants

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Speaker 2: of the old republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He

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Speaker 2: treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the

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Speaker 2: The Clearinghouse of Hot takes break free for something special.

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Speaker 2: The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now in the.

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Speaker 3: Air everywhere you have stumbled on another edition of the

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Speaker 3: Fifth Hour with Ben Mallor and Danny g Radio.

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Speaker 1: God bless you, We thank you for finding us.

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Speaker 3: Tell a Friend, Tell a Friend, word of mouth advertising.

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Speaker 3: It is all part of the gorilla marketing campaign of

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Speaker 3: this podcast to spread the gospel, to spread the word

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Speaker 3: and have new people come into our store and hang

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Speaker 3: out with us and shop and they don't even have

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Speaker 3: at malormerchat gmail dot com, Malurmerch at gmail dot com.

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Speaker 1: But I digress.

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Speaker 3: This is the only weekend we can do this, Danny,

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Speaker 3: the only weekend malurmerch at gmail dot com.

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Speaker 4: Are you going to start doing live reads too?

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Speaker 3: If they pay? I will absolutely do that. I will absolutely.

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Speaker 3: I'm not opposed to that at all. This podcast available

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Speaker 3: worldwide wherever you get podcasts, we recommend the iHeartRadio app

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Speaker 3: or Apple podcast page. On this Saturday podcast, we have

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Speaker 3: Baker the Headache Maker, Bad Tour Guide, Eleven Heaven Backscratcher,

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Speaker 3: and Scientifical. So those are all things popping up here

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Speaker 3: on this Saturday podcast on the fifth hour, and we'll

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Speaker 3: start with this another weekend for me in Sin City. Now, Danny,

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Speaker 3: I realize that you are in Lawst. Wags, Novada right now,

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Speaker 3: Mallard travel log honoring my grandfather Jack, who would always

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Speaker 4: Didn't he at least take pictures of the show girls.

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Speaker 1: No, he would be he would be like, you know,

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Speaker 1: It was wild, right, it was what it was, a

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Speaker 4: Estimated time in traffic fifty seven minutes.

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Speaker 2: It was.

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Speaker 1: It was relatively good. I did not have success gambling.

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Speaker 3: So that that was a bummer. Didn't eat a lot

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Speaker 3: I recommend this place if you're going around looking for

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Speaker 1: To eat, Danny.

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Speaker 3: It's got the malorous seal of approval. It's called Bobby's Burgers.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever been there?

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Speaker 3: No, it's at Hera's Hotel at Casino, right there in

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Speaker 3: the middle of the strip. Bobby's Burgers. One of those

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Speaker 4: Name on it, Bobby Flay.

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Speaker 1: I think that. I think you might actually be right.

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Speaker 1: I don't even remember that. I don't know a lot

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Speaker 1: It's at Hera's. Really good.

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Speaker 3: It's like a higher class version of shake Shack. If

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Speaker 3: you like shake Shack, It's like a better It's a

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Speaker 3: little pricey. I do not recommend getting a fountain drink.

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Speaker 1: I said, I'm good, I don't need that.

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Speaker 4: I'm good.

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Speaker 1: No fountain drink.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, No, it's really it's a solid burger and there's

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Speaker 1: It's just it was really good.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if I want one of those TV

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Speaker 1: In fact, I probably will go back there next time

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Speaker 1: I'm in Vegas.

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Speaker 3: It wasn't too bad for a burger and fries and

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Speaker 5: Yeah, board, He's got a really good show on the network.

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Speaker 5: It's called Beat Bobby Flay.

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Speaker 4: Is that?

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Speaker 1: Is that a pervert?

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Speaker 4: Is that?

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Speaker 1: Is that a joke?

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Speaker 5: I mean there's two other chefs on the show. They're

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Speaker 5: you know, they're professional chefs from big time restaurants and

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Speaker 5: they all come onto the show and compete agagainst him

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Speaker 5: to try to take him out.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, I thought you were doing like a masturbation

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Speaker 4: What But no, the show is called Beat Bobby Flay.

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Speaker 5: The first round is the two chefs go against each

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Speaker 5: A couple of days ago, while I was still in

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Speaker 4: And you're not allowed in here.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, of course, these being the old half Steve Harvey

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Speaker 4: How you stole a pen from Steve Harvey.

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Speaker 3: It was from his hotel, But I got a Limbaugh

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Speaker 3: so long, Danny, before Limbaugh and before Harvey, there was

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Speaker 5: But I felt like the worst tour guide in the

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Speaker 4: It just and then the.

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Speaker 5: One of them was super impressed, because what casey case

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Speaker 1: Yeah, not impressed.

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Speaker 3: Well, you gave an authentic experience. You gave an authentic

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Speaker 1: They know like when we get here, we got to

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Speaker 3: Stuff, right, You're not. You're not a tour guide, so

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Speaker 5: I told him the story about the bat that got

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Speaker 5: Yeah, told him about the cockroaches and how it used

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Speaker 3: This is old people it's a long time ago.

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Speaker 1: But just a wonderful story.

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Speaker 3: You save someone from a car burning up, and that

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Speaker 4: Was it with a bomb? Peen hammer? Remember was there

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Speaker 3: There was the homeless person that defecated on the glass.

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Speaker 2: Dick poop, dick pope.

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Speaker 3: That's happened multiple times. Always fun for the kids. They

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Speaker 4: And calling you in for the next tour?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well the eleven Heaven Danny. This is just a

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Speaker 3: Vegas is no longer cheap. They will gouge you at

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Speaker 3: It was a much better place when the mob ran Vegas,

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Speaker 3: and we wish we could go back to that. So anyway,

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Speaker 3: I'm into it. So I present now what I call

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Speaker 3: anywhere from twenty to forty dollars a day. I will

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Speaker 3: now give you the eleven Las Vegas hotels either on

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Speaker 3: have free parking free parking. There are eleven left. That's it. Eleven.

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Speaker 3: All the big ones charged for parking, the Bellagio, MGM Grand,

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Speaker 3: all of the mass Circus Circus, they all charge for parking.

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Speaker 3: But does I say circus Circus.

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Speaker 4: That's not a big moe And you literally did all

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Speaker 3: This unless I did. But here are the eleven Treasure Island.

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Speaker 3: This is where I park. Treasure Island Hotel and Casino,

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Speaker 3: which is a few hotels down.

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Speaker 1: From Caesar's Palace to the north. So I parked there.

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Speaker 3: Circus Circus does have free parking, but that's pretty far away.

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Speaker 4: That's a long that's a long haul.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, another one that I should have parked at. But

449
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Speaker 3: you have to go down Las Vegas Boulevard to get there,

450
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Speaker 3: and it's a pin of the ass is the Venetian

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Speaker 3: Hotel and resort free parking there, the Tropicana, which has

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Speaker 3: a really good location, free parking, the Strat Hotel, Casino

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Speaker 3: and Skypod. They also have free parking, the Sahara Free

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Speaker 3: Sahara Las Vegas free parking, something called Resorts World, I

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Speaker 3: don't know what that is, but they have free parking,

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Speaker 3: the Win and Encore, but I think Encore is going away.

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Speaker 1: They're building a they're building a giant Guitar.

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Speaker 4: And the wind is where I'm at right now.

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Speaker 3: But the Encore, I believe they're building a giant guitar hotel,

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Speaker 3: so that's going away. Best Western plus Casino, Royale, Strip

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Speaker 3: Center that'll be for parking, Travel Lodge by Windom, Las

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Speaker 3: Vegas Center Strip free parking, and the Rio, which is

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Speaker 3: not even really near the strip right it's across the freeway.

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Speaker 3: You got to walk over a freeway a highway to

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Speaker 3: get get back to the strip. But those are the

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Speaker 3: eleven hotels that still have free parking, which is somewhat

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Speaker 3: close to the strip.

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Speaker 1: So if you want to save yourself.

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Speaker 3: Twenty or forty dollars a day, you can spend that

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Speaker 3: buying one appetizer at one of the restaurants in Vegas,

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Speaker 3: the forty dollars.

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Speaker 1: And you're good to go. So there is that good luck.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure he'd be doing this.

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Speaker 4: Yes, a good life act. Yeah, it is.

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Speaker 3: The backscratcher, our desperate effort to get to four hundred

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Speaker 3: reviews on the Apple podcast page. This week, Danny, did

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Speaker 3: we get zero, two or three reviews?

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna say two.

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Speaker 3: Unfortunately, Nanny, you are wrong. We got three reviews. Happy

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Speaker 3: to be wrong, and these are really important reviews. The

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Speaker 3: people love the podcast. King Hairlaw LOLd hair LOLd.

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Speaker 1: H A R L O L D.

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Speaker 4: Easy for you to say at Harold.

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Speaker 3: The King, but not King James. He gave us five stars.

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Speaker 3: He says, not bad. The podcast is pretty good.

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Speaker 1: That's what he wrote.

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Speaker 4: Well, sounds like something our wife would say.

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Speaker 1: Ringing endorsement, A ringing endorsement.

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Speaker 3: Next up is a falls Apologist, Ball's Apologist. He gave

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Speaker 3: us five stars. He says it cuts it into thirds.

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Speaker 3: Longtime listener to the Ben Maller Show and listen to

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Speaker 3: Ben and Danny g for the first time this week.

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Speaker 3: I was pleasantly surprised. Ben obviously needs some coaching on

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Speaker 3: cooking brisket.

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Speaker 1: No, I don't.

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Speaker 3: My brisket was great, but he says it is a

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Speaker 3: good show unless it's not, so thank you. Vall's apologist

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Speaker 3: appreciate that last one is from Wilkes from Cincinnati, and

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Speaker 3: he says, very enjoyable.

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Speaker 1: Five stars Ben and Danny G.

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Speaker 3: Who could ask for a better, better duo to carry

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Speaker 3: on an hour a week?

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Speaker 1: This is more. This is more than an hour. This

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Speaker 1: is this is three hours of content.

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Speaker 5: Yeah almost three. I mean each show averages around forty minutes.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's it anyway, says great duo, blah blah blah,

507
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Speaker 3: you know, and a lot of nice these boy people

508
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:45,400
Speaker 3: are very nice. Unless they're not. People are very nice,

509
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Speaker 3: and he says I jumped all over this after hearing

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Speaker 3: about it on.

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Speaker 1: Ben's Surreal Overnight Show.

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Speaker 3: Huge fan of both and really missed Danny G since

513
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Speaker 3: the OutKick Show, so when I heard he was on

514
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Speaker 3: here and had I had to give a listen. Haven't

515
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:05,560
Speaker 3: missed an episode. Always look forward to the totally original

516
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Speaker 3: Animal Kingdom because it just kind of reminds me of

517
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Speaker 3: Animal Thunderdome, although not similar at all. Don't don't even

518
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Speaker 3: think about canceling this show, Radio suits.

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Speaker 5: You know the best part about your ripoff Animal Kingdom

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00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:28,080
Speaker 5: is that I've been able to use our Safari Kingdom. Rather,

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Speaker 5: I've been able to use Clay Travis drops talk.

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Speaker 1: Oh well, that's good.

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Speaker 3: See we're promoting Clay who is the new Rush Limbaugh's

524
00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:39,080
Speaker 3: that people always wonder who's going to replace Rush Limbaugh

525
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Speaker 3: And it's somebody that we know, you know better than me,

526
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Speaker 3: but Clay Travis. That's wild that we know the person

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Speaker 3: who's in the Rush Limbaugh chair, the greatest, most powerful

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Speaker 3: chair in radio, and he's got it. Who knew shocking

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Speaker 3: and he's had it for years. And this show's doing.

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Speaker 1: Well, right, everything's going good over there on that show

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Speaker 1: as far as we know, as far as I know,

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Speaker 1: very cool. We have a little time left for scient Typical.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna get SI Typical, SI and Typical and Here

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Speaker 3: we Go are the.

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Speaker 4: Only things we don't have theme music for.

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Speaker 1: Ohio O's working on that right now. Any song you.

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Speaker 5: Want to recommend, Danny, Yeah, use the Weird Science song

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Speaker 5: Weird Science.

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Speaker 1: But make sure it's not the actual Weird Science. Because

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Speaker 1: we're allowed to do parody.

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Speaker 3: You can do you can do parody on a podcast

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00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:31,120
Speaker 3: and then and that's the way we're doing. So here's

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Speaker 3: exciting news. A cure for gray hair is on the horizon.

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Speaker 3: Where have we heard this before? Scientists claim they have

545
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Speaker 3: discovered the mechanism for the color change. I know what

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00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:48,320
Speaker 3: the mechanism is. It's getting old, that's the mechanism. It's

547
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Speaker 3: having people around you get sick and dying, and frustration

548
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:54,440
Speaker 3: from work and that kind of stuff.

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Speaker 5: What I do to keep the gray hair away? Take

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Speaker 5: long naps like your buddy did in Vegas? Wow?

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00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:04,280
Speaker 3: Oh my yeah, just go to bed at nine thirty

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00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:08,200
Speaker 3: in Vegas on a Saturday night. Anyway, they assidentists believe

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Speaker 3: that graying is due to the immobility of stems, you know,

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Speaker 3: the stem cells, and so this, they say, could could's

555
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:20,280
Speaker 3: a weasel word. Could help them find treatments to move

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Speaker 3: cells and thus reverse graying. And whoever comes up with this,

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00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:29,400
Speaker 3: whatever person comes up with this, and they will be

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Speaker 3: the richest people on the planet, right if they are

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Speaker 3: able to. If you can take a pill and you're

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Speaker 3: a supplement and you're not gonna have gray hair, who's

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Speaker 3: not gonna take that?

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Speaker 1: Everyone will take that is gonna take that absolutely. What

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Speaker 1: else do we have?

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Speaker 4: Let's see.

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Speaker 3: Uh, I think this one's bullshit, but we'll use this one.

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Speaker 3: It says that fewer Americans are dying of obesity related

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Speaker 3: cancers because of calorie counting menus. That's according to a

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Speaker 3: new study out of Boston. And they're claiming that it's

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Speaker 3: all because they started. This is from Tufts University, and

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Speaker 3: they claim that now consumers are avoiding they're avoiding high

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Speaker 3: calori foods. They're consuming twenty to sixty calories per meal,

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Speaker 3: reduction significant enough to prevent twenty eight thousand cancer cases

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Speaker 3: while saving the US economy two point eight billion dollars.

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Speaker 3: You want to bet this somehow is tied back, this

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Speaker 3: study to people that recommended calories are put on menus.

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Speaker 3: Danny that somehow this is connected to that.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it still ruins the dining experience because if I

578
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Speaker 5: like something, I like it and I don't want to

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Speaker 5: see that it's nine hundred and fifty calories right when

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Speaker 5: I go to order it.

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Speaker 3: It's a buzzkill. It is absolutely buzzkill, and I don't

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Speaker 3: buy it. I think what has cause people to order

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Speaker 3: things that have less calories is the price of things.

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Speaker 3: I think that is the most important indicator. That you

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Speaker 3: get as much food as you can afford, and if

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Speaker 3: you can't afford the most calory rich food, you're going

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Speaker 3: to get something that you can't afford.

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Speaker 1: It has people.

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Speaker 3: I think most people they get like you, Danny, they're

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Speaker 3: kind of annoyed by it, but it's not going to

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Speaker 3: stop them from getting it.

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Speaker 1: I don't believe that. I don't buy it.

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Speaker 4: It should be a discount off of the menu price.

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Speaker 4: So if it's nine hundred and fifty calories, it should

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Speaker 4: be nine dollars and fifty cents off the entree. There

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Speaker 4: you go. I liked it.

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Speaker 3: Well, here's exciting news of you are into UFOs.

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Speaker 1: Story came out. You might have seen it this week.

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Speaker 3: Over six hundred and fifty possible UFO sidings are currently

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Speaker 3: being investigated by the Pentagon. The government officials over at

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Speaker 3: the Pentagon said that earlier this week they admitted it.

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Speaker 3: They acknowledged. This is from the Office of the Director

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Speaker 3: of National Intelligence said in this report that it had

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Speaker 3: monitored five hundred and ten UFO sidings overall since twenty

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Speaker 3: oh five. That was in January. It's a huge increase

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Speaker 3: from twenty twenty one. When they said they only documented

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00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:22,720
Speaker 3: one hundred and forty four sightings, and they said there's

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Speaker 3: a total of three hundred and sixty six new sightings

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Speaker 3: that were reported in the January report. Twenty six were

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Speaker 3: classified as drones, one hundred and sixty three of them

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Speaker 3: were balloon like objects, six of them were aerial clusters.

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Speaker 1: But what about all the rest? Do do do do

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Speaker 1: do do do do do do do do do do

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Speaker 1: do do do? Is that going to be the next pandemic, Danny?

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Speaker 1: The next run on toilet paper, the next run on water?

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Speaker 1: Is that going to be the thing?

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Speaker 4: It was really good people watching the last time this happened.

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Speaker 3: I'm sure that'll go, that'll go well, all right, we'll

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Speaker 3: get out on that. Anything you want to promote, Danny.

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Speaker 3: It is Saturday, Saturday, Saturday. We're chilling here in the

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Speaker 3: podcast Dojo.

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Speaker 4: You got any other Vegas tips?

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00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:21,880
Speaker 1: Well yeah, if you want just obviously the old ones.

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00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:24,120
Speaker 1: If you want free drinks, just go sit, sit at

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00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:26,720
Speaker 1: a table, they'll come by with the free drinks. But no,

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Speaker 1: I don't. That's the only big money saving thing I

627
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:32,480
Speaker 1: have right now? Are you are you spending all weekend?

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Speaker 1: Are you gonna be there? Till Monday or what's the

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Speaker 1: plan here?

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Speaker 5: We're going to head back on Sunday morning. Okay, So

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Speaker 5: tonight it's the big Davis Garcia fight.

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Speaker 1: Are you actually going to the fight?

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00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:46,840
Speaker 4: That is still to be determined?

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00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:49,760
Speaker 1: Okay? Is this a pay per view fight?

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Speaker 4: Is that why?

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00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:50,760
Speaker 1: It must be payer?

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00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:53,479
Speaker 4: That's what. Yeah, it's one of the biggest pay per

638
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:54,960
Speaker 4: view fights of the year.

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Speaker 3: And it would be wrong to watch that in Russian website.

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00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:00,680
Speaker 3: You should pay for that, You should face a full price.

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00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:02,040
Speaker 3: You should not watch that.

642
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:05,959
Speaker 1: At one of those illegal streams. You shouldn't the full amount.

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00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:08,560
Speaker 3: That's why Danny gets to go and Covino and Rich

644
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:11,200
Speaker 3: because they want you to pay for the fight.

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00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:12,240
Speaker 4: It helps.

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00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:15,600
Speaker 5: These two boxers really hate each other, like not just

647
00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:19,040
Speaker 5: the fake pre fight hate each other, but they've been

648
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:21,320
Speaker 5: talking shit about each other and they can't even be

649
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:23,600
Speaker 5: near each other in the same room. A lot of

650
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:26,040
Speaker 5: people are salivating to see these two guys get in

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Speaker 5: the ring together.

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00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:30,080
Speaker 3: All right, Well, maybe I will check that out myself,

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Speaker 3: depending on my basketball playoff watching schedule, if I have

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00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:35,960
Speaker 3: any time and I don't have any of the honeydew

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Speaker 3: things to do.

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Speaker 1: With wife, Like, hey, you gotta do this.

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Speaker 3: Come on, we'll get out on that. Have a great

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Speaker 3: rest you day. Got the mail bag on Sunday. Thank

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Speaker 3: you for the reviews. Remember Malor Merch this weekend. Last weekend,

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Speaker 3: Monday is the deadline at six o'clock Eastern, three o'clock

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Speaker 3: in the West. Malarmerch at gmail dot com. If you

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Speaker 3: Malor Meet and greet, we're gonna try. I had to

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Speaker 3: get these two years before the May twentieth meet and greet,

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Speaker 3: so we had to cut off sales to Monday. And

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Speaker 3: they are thirty five dollars plus shipping and handling, and

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Speaker 3: it is the only item we have right now. If

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Speaker 3: we sell a fair amount of ease, I can justify

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Speaker 3: hopefully something for cheaper.

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Speaker 1: That's the first thing I want to do. Something's a

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Speaker 1: little cheaper than this. And then but this is limited

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Speaker 1: and then you know, hats, T shirts, things like that,

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Speaker 1: and so that's that's the plan. Have a great rest

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Speaker 1: of your day and we'll catch you next time.

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Speaker 4: Austa Pasta vopulation