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Speaker 1: So I'm there with Timmy Chlamy and Kieranan sure Gun yeah,

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Speaker 2: Uh, And I offer, I'm like Timmy, you're in charge.

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Speaker 3: I kind of give him the keys to the house

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Speaker 3: and just get some like lemonheads and some sour passes.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, because kids are very hungry. Have they been

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Speaker 3: And I didn't really plan ahead. Well are they going

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Speaker 2: And Kiernan is like, hey, while you're there, why don't

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Speaker 2: you grab a six or of bud Heavies. Now I'm

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Speaker 3: These kids are the movers and shakers in town. So

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Speaker 3: I'm in this really weird position where I can't come

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Speaker 2: I almost wonder if that okay. So this is I know,

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Speaker 2: I know this is crazy. You're just a dumb idea

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Speaker 2: that just came into my head that they invited you

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Speaker 3: I don't I don't think that's what happened. I think

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Speaker 2: Anyway I do.

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Speaker 2: Obviously I buy the butt heavies.

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Speaker 3: Obviously I can't give it to them, but it has

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Speaker 2: Mm hmm. You open them and then how do you

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Speaker 3: I have a syringe and so I suck everything out

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Speaker 2: Back up a little piece of wax sealed though. That

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Speaker 3: So anyway, I get back in. They're all drinking the gas.

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Speaker 3: also had brought Swisher sweets.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, one of the sprouses, I bet mm hmm.

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Speaker 3: Suddenly is like going like, oh, this isn't real beer.

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Speaker 3: And I took my shirt off and I fought him.

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Speaker 3: The red carpet lineback always industry, we call showbiz, what up?

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Speaker 2: What up? We've got a guest today, and and it's Brett. Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 2: how are you guys? Big Brett?

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Speaker 4: Oh sure, no, thank you, thank you? Yeah, uh, I

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Speaker 2: And it's also like we have we do have little

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Speaker 4: And I have a more extroverted personality, I think, right, oh.

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Speaker 2: Sure, but Brett Hard is here. You become medium Brett. Right, No,

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Speaker 2: Yeah. We talk about the hierarchy of Brett's on the

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Speaker 2: show Alonge. Yeah, what am I compared to Brett Kavanaugh?

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Speaker 2: You know, in terms of like your party, like your personality,

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Speaker 4: He has a bigger personality. Yeah, do you think really?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's bringing it on that. I feel like.

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Speaker 4: my dog, Janet. She's in here. She wants treats that

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Speaker 4: Had seven or eight treats. So I uh, I think

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Speaker 4: I'm just talking about like like big person personality.

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Speaker 3: You would have been holding court and he would have

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Speaker 4: But and then we would fall flat. So this was

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Speaker 2: Things that happen and wear him socially.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, did he ever come out of his shell?

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Speaker 4: He really did, He really did. Anyway, I should say

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Speaker 2: It's so bad. I hate it. Why do you hate it?

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Speaker 2: I hate this wall. I'm sitting next to a wall

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Speaker 2: now when if I ever want to reach out to

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Speaker 2: get cold glass instead of like kind of warm arm.

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Speaker 4: Well, maybe they should take this glass down and make it.

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Speaker 2: Over, don't you think. I don't know.

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Speaker 4: I mean, I think it's up to you guys. You

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Speaker 4: but it's not my show, and like you guys.

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Speaker 3: Are well and he's he's little Brett and you're a

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Speaker 3: big Brett. And I think there's a connection there that

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Speaker 2: But for me, as someone with.

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Speaker 3: A completely different name shares like one letter, right, I'm going,

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Speaker 2: That the answer eighteen? In twenty eighteen, I'm already don't

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Speaker 3: I'm seeing on a screen now. I look over and

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Speaker 3: Bret's a pane of glass.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and this is what led to the exploder going

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Speaker 2: to explode the glass now, which could be you're about

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Speaker 4: Bomb would definitely wouldn't it be good glass?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think there's a lot of bomb proof glass, no, absolutely,

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Speaker 2: So I don't have it. I don't have a plan

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Speaker 2: to bring down divides, putting there together instead of yes,

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Speaker 3: Hmm yeah, so yes, so the new studio. So Kevin's

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Speaker 2: I don't really care about that.

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Speaker 4: Okay, that's how do you feel about it? How do

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Speaker 4: I feel about it? I mean I feel okay, I

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Speaker 4: mean he's you know, I mean they both have warm

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Speaker 2: That's desperation, that's like, oh, that's well sweat and by

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Speaker 2: to take pictures through the glass, you can. He just nodded.

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Speaker 2: He's totally neutered. What a psycho freeze. He's disappearing.

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Speaker 4: My problem is I always come to these things and

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Speaker 4: I'm like, uh, the problem is you come to these things.

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Speaker 4: I'm not camera ready, right, Okay, Oh yeah, we've had that.

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Speaker 2: People say, oh, pictures.

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Speaker 4: But I knew that there would be a picture. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: but I I mean, I don't look terrible.

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Speaker 2: No, I think you look nice. You look awesome.

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Speaker 4: I have natural long, uh hair that's bald on top now.

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Speaker 4: So it's like even if it's like messy, you know,

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Speaker 2: It's vibe. I would say.

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Speaker 3: I would say that casual Brett Gelman is a vibe definitely.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you.

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Speaker 3: Big Bread is a mood today, Okay, and I worship that.

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Speaker 2: Speaking of speaking of mood, I am pissed today is

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Speaker 2: rent Big Brett.

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Speaker 4: So people really don't know how I feel still about

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Speaker 4: you calling me big breat really just makes me feel Okay,

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Speaker 4: big Bread. I'm just I'm just being honest about how.

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Speaker 2: I assumed you would as long as we have some

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Speaker 2: other ways to distinguish you. Guys can't do Beard Brett.

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Speaker 2: You both got be I don't want that. Yeah, you are,

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Speaker 2: I think Brett. I definitely prefer Big Brett to Beard Brett.

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Speaker 2: Do you want to be a musical Brett?

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Speaker 4: No, Brett's fine, It's fine, is being honest. Look, I

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so I know who we're talking about music Bread.

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Speaker 4: Why am I music Bret just compared to him? Because

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Speaker 2: Absolutely, I'm getting that I don't.

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Speaker 4: I don't play an instrument. I want to learn.

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Speaker 5: Okay, So that right there, I would say, would give

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Speaker 2: Because Brett doesn't. It doesn't play an instrument, and it

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Speaker 4: But I I really and how I speak and uh,

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Speaker 4: that's your instrument. Not fluent in another language, but I can.

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Speaker 4: I can take things on you know. Yeah there's something lyrical. Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 4: it really does sort of hypnotize me. Voice is also

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Speaker 2: Yes, and this sort of.

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Speaker 2: So he's got both. But he's got both. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 2: I do need to take more vocal singing training. And

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Speaker 4: I don't should I the pool started. I didn't know

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Speaker 4: that they offered classes.

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Speaker 2: The acoustics in the pool. Oh my god? Yeah, oh

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Speaker 2: I bet.

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Speaker 4: So it's not a class at the met Yes, the YMC. Yes,

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Speaker 2: Pool has to be empty, but you can do stuff

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Speaker 4: Right, it's a two steps. What the voice instructor does

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Speaker 2: Want you got there?

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Speaker 4: They trained the pool there and it's ready for an

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Speaker 2: Sure, Yeah, you're in there with an open wound.

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Speaker 4: No, I know what you mean. I uh oh. I

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean to to you have to keep it precious.

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Speaker 4: To please come on, go on, king, Yeah, take the

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Speaker 2: And then another one does it, and then another one,

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Speaker 2: They've all got six months exclusivity closets. Yes, but just

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Speaker 3: No how city specific podcast performances are, of course, it's

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. Yeah, And we have our arrival show

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Speaker 2: across the street, so we're gonna be a little busy.

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Speaker 2: That'll be great.

442
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Speaker 4: Across the street from the studio, or across the street

443
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Speaker 4: from the.

444
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Speaker 2: Ace, across the street from the Ace Hotel.

445
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Speaker 4: The Peepee Poop poo oh that yes, the peep Boop

446
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Speaker 4: Pooper duty fartstink Blast. Well, I'm in I mean, yes,

447
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Speaker 4: here's the thing. When is when is this pea cast blast?

448
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Speaker 2: I don't know when is it? When is it? And

449
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:06,200
Speaker 2: I see Kevin lean over into Bret's ear into.

450
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Speaker 5: December fifte Sorry but you say, Brett, it's just totally

451
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:11,760
Speaker 5: throwing me off.

452
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Speaker 4: Right, Has has Bang Bang been like guested? Is he

453
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Speaker 4: have all of his guests? Oh that's a good question,

454
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Speaker 4: because I am.

455
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Speaker 2: You're looking to get on the beak as I'm not

456
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Speaker 2: trying to get on it. I'm just like no, and

457
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Speaker 2: I won't do it. You want loyal guys. I'm just

458
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Speaker 2: saying like.

459
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Speaker 4: No, I mean you were joking about that. Actually, I

460
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Speaker 4: don't have to be exclusive, right?

461
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Speaker 2: What would I do then? If you're not exclusive? How

462
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Speaker 2: would we do a podcast? If you're exclusive? How can

463
00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:48,360
Speaker 2: I post you wait? Wait wait wait no we can?

464
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Speaker 2: We can? You can? You want? He can do movies?

465
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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, if you want to carve out a specific project,

466
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Speaker 3: as long as I can see the work on it

467
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Speaker 3: from the production.

468
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Speaker 4: No, boys can't do movies or television. Can only do

469
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Speaker 4: the peak as blasts.

470
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Speaker 2: Not gonna be an issue.

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Speaker 3: They didn't even blink at that, right, right, They were

472
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Speaker 3: like good, no, right, I mean love got cancab something

473
00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:11,800
Speaker 3: I can tell my love you know?

474
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Speaker 2: Or love ended its course? I mean didn't care.

475
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Speaker 3: It's good for them because it's like the holidays and

476
00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:19,720
Speaker 3: when they go home for Christmas and it's like, what

477
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Speaker 3: are you been working on?

478
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Speaker 2: It's like, actually, we did this big peak as blast.

479
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Speaker 2: We're not allowed to be in movies and stuff for

480
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Speaker 2: a while. Yeah, And that's about how long Mitch goes

481
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Speaker 2: back to Quinzy for for the holidays. It's about six months,

482
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Speaker 2: so he has kind of built it exclusivety clause whether

483
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Speaker 2: his travel plans. Cool. So let's talk about who is

484
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Speaker 2: gonna who else is gonna do this show? Should I say?

485
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Speaker 2: Some of the people we've been talking to, I've been

486
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Speaker 2: hearing that starting his own podcast is potentially Don Shula,

487
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Speaker 2: who is them the coach of the seventy two Miami Dolphins,

488
00:24:55,359 --> 00:25:00,679
Speaker 2: the only perfect football season ever, a show called If

489
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Speaker 2: the Shoe Fits. If the Shoe Fits?

490
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Speaker 4: Yes, oh great, And we are in conversations with some

491
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Speaker 4: of his people about him potentially uh doing the peep

492
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Speaker 4: booo speaking part.

493
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Speaker 2: So funny, it's just like it's good. Oh yeah, uh.

494
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Speaker 4: People blasts, yes, yeah, yeah, it has to be a blast,

495
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Speaker 4: and that maybe Darcy Carden will be his guest.

496
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Speaker 2: Who Darcy Carden? Who's Darcy Carden? So you know where

497
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Speaker 2: from a good place? Who? Of course?

498
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Speaker 4: Of course, of course Darcy Cardon, Yes, of course what

499
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Speaker 4: am I talking about? Yeah that sounds great, that's great. Okay,

500
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Speaker 4: that's a great start. So you got us three, Yeah.

501
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Speaker 2: We were.

502
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Speaker 3: I I have been a little bit emilling with Josh

503
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Speaker 3: Gatt about doing a show called on book. Now, there

504
00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:00,720
Speaker 3: is of course a show at the p cast class

505
00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:01,880
Speaker 3: called off book where these.

506
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Speaker 2: People create an improvised musical. Pretty fun. But what about

507
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:07,720
Speaker 2: on book where Josh Gadd just reads a book?

508
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Speaker 1: Hm?

509
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Speaker 4: Great, you know, like gats and we do that production

510
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Speaker 4: of gats Do you know about this theater production where

511
00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:18,879
Speaker 4: they did the whole book? It's like eight hours of

512
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Speaker 4: the Great Gatsby. Oh I thought it was Josh doing cats. No,

513
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:24,879
Speaker 4: but that should happen too.

514
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, so they just because.

515
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Speaker 4: Of my very fat cat. Yeah, every one thousand, one

516
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Speaker 4: thousand cats that you know, I've seen it ten times billion?

517
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Speaker 4: Oh you have, yes, so it does ten thousand cats

518
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Speaker 4: for you. We stop Janet? Uh being bad?

519
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Speaker 2: Janet? She doesn't like when you talk about cats. No, no, no,

520
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Speaker 2: she doesn't like that at all. Dog only for Janet.

521
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Speaker 4: Yeah, which I mean one thousand cats. I'd say that

522
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Speaker 4: one thousand cats is almost as huge as the dough Boys.

523
00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:57,200
Speaker 4: Yeah right, yeah, the dough Boys very popular.

524
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Speaker 2: They have very popular podcast. Fortunately, can we check out

525
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:04,840
Speaker 2: on how many Patreon subscribers they have? Please, Little Bretts, Yes, coming.

526
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Speaker 3: Right up, thank you, and I'll have the calculator out

527
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:09,000
Speaker 3: so we can tell you how much money?

528
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Speaker 4: How is this show? I mean, you guys, get right,

529
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:12,679
Speaker 4: you're doing okay.

530
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Speaker 2: Well, so here's the thing. Last time we tried to

531
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Speaker 2: say how much money we make off this show, we

532
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:21,560
Speaker 2: got in trouble. Kevin deleted it because it's in our

533
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:24,000
Speaker 2: contract that we're not allowed to set. It was like

534
00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:27,520
Speaker 2: a non disclosure right because he wants to keep us

535
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Speaker 2: from unionizing.

536
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Speaker 4: Where are we at on the patrons? Not anymore? Everything

537
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:42,320
Speaker 4: nothing's illegal anymore. Everything's legal now except except uh, you know,

538
00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:53,360
Speaker 4: being free anyway, being free to be who you are anyway,

539
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:55,520
Speaker 4: what a free speech is illegal?

540
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Speaker 2: And I'm not many how many patrons?

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Speaker 5: Dough Boys has six thousand and four hundred and forty

542
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Speaker 5: five patrons.

543
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Speaker 2: Minimum five dollars each, Yeah, per month, So that's per

544
00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:09,480
Speaker 2: month what they make per month? Thirty two thousand dollars

545
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:11,320
Speaker 2: a month the dough Boys get, but some of them

546
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Speaker 2: pay more than that. There's a higher tier. Shot.

547
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:15,199
Speaker 4: You get a certain amount of money off of your patron.

548
00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:18,120
Speaker 2: They're they're Patreon. Yeah that's all because they pay yeah,

549
00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:20,800
Speaker 2: oh yeah, yes, it's five dollars subscription. Wow, the dope

550
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:24,160
Speaker 2: boys are making thirty two grand a month, and they

551
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:26,760
Speaker 2: still felt they had to do They're splitting three hundred

552
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:28,760
Speaker 2: and eighty six thousand dollars. I got a b instead

553
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:29,480
Speaker 2: of charity.

554
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Speaker 4: Man, I got to start doing a fucking podcast again.

555
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:35,360
Speaker 4: That's not like an album every episode. Hell yeah, that's

556
00:28:35,359 --> 00:28:37,720
Speaker 4: how me Cyrus fucked up. We put too much work

557
00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:38,520
Speaker 4: on her shoulders.

558
00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:44,640
Speaker 2: And please mistake effort is never rewarded and possible and open.

559
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:47,800
Speaker 4: My mother has been wanting to do a podcast with me.

560
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:52,480
Speaker 4: Great yesterday, that would be popular. Good, that's a new thing.

561
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Speaker 4: Started pay with my mother.

562
00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:57,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't tell her, but yeah, start a Patreon don't

563
00:28:57,680 --> 00:29:02,360
Speaker 2: tell her about it. And Janet too. Can hear Janet

564
00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:06,400
Speaker 2: at home? But definitely they're like, yeah we can. Yeah,

565
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:08,160
Speaker 2: will you stop? Will you stop?

566
00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:12,840
Speaker 4: Uh? Oh god, okay, that's a not I mean it

567
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:18,120
Speaker 4: is like, no, it's absolutely Janet respect showbiz. It pays

568
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:19,400
Speaker 4: your for your food.

569
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Speaker 2: Uh this particular show bi yeeah, thirty two grand a

570
00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:31,200
Speaker 2: month off a podcast and all around. Yes, fuck, it's

571
00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:33,800
Speaker 2: more than that. That's that was if you mostivited by five.

572
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:36,080
Speaker 2: But there's an eight dollars there's a dollar tier and

573
00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:38,080
Speaker 2: they're doing live shows. That's double dop.

574
00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:42,640
Speaker 4: I gotta start doing a pot right, Brett, Little Brett, Yes,

575
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:43,920
Speaker 4: you have to.

576
00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:46,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, and don't put any effort into it.

577
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:49,320
Speaker 4: The more effort, I mean, every moment for me to

578
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:52,840
Speaker 4: be on this fucking planet is a lot of effort. Okay,

579
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:55,680
Speaker 4: with this brain? Oh my god. Not that my life

580
00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:58,800
Speaker 4: is hard, No, my life is very privileged. But my

581
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,520
Speaker 4: brain what a drag, just.

582
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:03,280
Speaker 2: Chomping on you.

583
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:09,320
Speaker 4: Huh oh, it's always trying to get out. So we

584
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:12,520
Speaker 4: got my first My first word was not a word,

585
00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:14,600
Speaker 4: it was a phrase. It was get me the hell

586
00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:19,240
Speaker 4: out of here? What is this anyway? Again? Put me

587
00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:22,280
Speaker 4: back and put me back in. Maybe that's what I'll

588
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:26,080
Speaker 4: call the podcast between my mother and I. Put me

589
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:32,200
Speaker 4: back in, and then the audience can guess whether it's

590
00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:34,400
Speaker 4: one of us or the two of us that are

591
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:35,400
Speaker 4: mentally ill.

592
00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:36,600
Speaker 2: Ah.

593
00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:41,720
Speaker 4: Shoot, I think we know the answer to that card.

594
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:47,320
Speaker 2: Anyway, Yes, who else? Who on book? You could have?

595
00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:49,880
Speaker 4: You could have gad and you could hopefully get a

596
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:53,720
Speaker 4: Billy Crystal drop in you could have from your list.

597
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Speaker 2: Do you have a line?

598
00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:56,840
Speaker 4: Uh?

599
00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:00,440
Speaker 2: There is like you have contacts with Billy.

600
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:03,400
Speaker 4: I mean, you know I can put it. I can

601
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:06,320
Speaker 4: write a letter that maybe he'd appreciate.

602
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:07,480
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, sure.

603
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:09,680
Speaker 4: I feel like I'm in a place now where I'm

604
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:12,480
Speaker 4: more respected as an artist than I ever have been.

605
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:16,120
Speaker 4: So I'm not a big deal yet, but I definitely

606
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:18,680
Speaker 4: am like a high medium deal, you know.

607
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:21,800
Speaker 2: The artist artist. Yeah, and Billy's tapped in.

608
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:25,880
Speaker 4: Billy is very tapped in. He knows all the stuff

609
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:28,520
Speaker 4: that's going, very tapped into everything I'm seeing him at,

610
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:31,560
Speaker 4: like the Bootleg Theater, Like he just shows up this

611
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:34,560
Speaker 4: stuff and like a blue baseball cap pulled down low

612
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:36,360
Speaker 4: because he just likes to know what.

613
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Speaker 2: The feel the energy of the young comedian. Yeah, and

614
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:40,960
Speaker 2: I feel yeah, I know.

615
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:45,120
Speaker 4: He's at the Dynasty Typewriter, Oh god, every concept every

616
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:49,440
Speaker 4: night and calls it the Hayworth still still refuses to

617
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:55,360
Speaker 4: call it Dynasty Typewriter, but he's there every night. Would

618
00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:59,200
Speaker 4: be incredible. Josh and Billy Jilly. Why didn't they just

619
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Speaker 4: do it to call it Jilly Jilli Bosch. Yeah, that

620
00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:07,240
Speaker 4: is that's Sewn's dog's name is Bosh. Yeah, that could

621
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:08,520
Speaker 4: have been cool. That would have been cool.

622
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Speaker 2: So you get Gad, you get Billy, and you get

623
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Speaker 2: your dog.

624
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:16,480
Speaker 4: One title Jillian Bosh Yes.

625
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Speaker 2: That could be so sweet. Think of the exclusivity clubs.

626
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:24,160
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I think you could get your dog

627
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:27,040
Speaker 4: to sign at least a two year exclusivity clause.

628
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think Blast.

629
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Speaker 4: I'm probably a joke about how he has claws.

630
00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:35,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, who else is on the fucking pea cast? Blast?

631
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Speaker 2: I mean, I can't I can't believe the.

632
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Speaker 3: Off the teachers throwing shaded, teachers lounge throwing shade?

633
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:44,920
Speaker 2: I know what is teacher's lounge? To ditch your premium

634
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:47,000
Speaker 2: exclusive show? This is another way you can make big

635
00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:50,800
Speaker 2: money their show. You subscribe like the Netflix for podcasts,

636
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:53,200
Speaker 2: You pay five dollars a month and you get access

637
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:58,040
Speaker 2: to a bunch of shows like our premium show, uh

638
00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:01,800
Speaker 2: and the Teacher's Lounge and Scott and PFT and Lauren

639
00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:03,880
Speaker 2: Lapkus are doing one called freedom.

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00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:08,320
Speaker 4: With Stitcher premium premium. But now stitch your premium so

641
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:11,680
Speaker 4: that's allowed to coincide with ear Wolf or yes, and

642
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:15,920
Speaker 4: in fact like a sister company. Yes, they're they're best friends.

643
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:17,960
Speaker 4: And you could go.

644
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:20,360
Speaker 3: With your mom to stitch your premium and you could

645
00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:21,880
Speaker 3: get the money up front. How much you don't want

646
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:23,640
Speaker 3: to deal with the Patreon how much do you do

647
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:26,800
Speaker 3: you guys make a living off of this show. Yes, yes,

648
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:29,560
Speaker 3: but we're not even allowed to say that, right, we

649
00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:34,440
Speaker 3: can erase it now, Kevin fascinating through the podcasting podcasting

650
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Speaker 3: is I mean, why the fuck am I not doing this?

651
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Speaker 2: Kevin, Let's let's get it going.

652
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Speaker 4: The barrier to entry is very was so fun, and

653
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Speaker 4: that him like, just have a I just need a

654
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Speaker 4: simple thing.

655
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Speaker 2: I ditched.

656
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:51,040
Speaker 4: Cyrus is nowhere near it. He doesn't have time anyway,

657
00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:53,320
Speaker 4: and fuck him, you know I don't need him. I

658
00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:54,280
Speaker 4: don't need anybody.

659
00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:58,400
Speaker 3: Uh, you'll make more and more podcasts if you start,

660
00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:01,600
Speaker 3: and then you will start to hate.

661
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:03,880
Speaker 2: Yourself, repeat yourself and hate it.

662
00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:09,759
Speaker 4: But never repeat myself. And I never hate myself, and

663
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:11,359
Speaker 4: I never hate anything that I'm doing.

664
00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:16,160
Speaker 2: It's great being a solo act. Bread, It's a real

665
00:34:16,239 --> 00:34:20,200
Speaker 2: advantage to me, Like just your own guy. We are

666
00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:24,160
Speaker 2: unfortunately lashed to each other for eternity.

667
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:27,839
Speaker 4: And so my fake dad over here, right, And so

668
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:30,520
Speaker 4: that HAPs you the more you're the patriarch of this,

669
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:33,600
Speaker 4: well I'm the host. You get sort of getting that vibe,

670
00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:34,680
Speaker 4: of course, and.

671
00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:37,279
Speaker 2: Sehn sort of like a sidekick figure. Yes right, no,

672
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:40,400
Speaker 2: of course, but even split, and so we will just

673
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:45,400
Speaker 2: be costing each other money, uh, until we die, basically

674
00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:49,200
Speaker 2: just to look at each other and see like the

675
00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:52,600
Speaker 2: money being stolen from us. Essentially both of us experiencing

676
00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:55,640
Speaker 2: this until we die on the same day.

677
00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:58,560
Speaker 3: Right, could be a good sort of cartoon of two

678
00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:00,719
Speaker 3: pickpockets each reaching get one another.

679
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:03,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what it is. Wonderful. We're talking to Hayden

680
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:09,240
Speaker 2: Christiansen about doing our ore the peepy poo poo poopy

681
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:12,880
Speaker 2: far okay duty blast yeah, uh.

682
00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:16,320
Speaker 3: Shattered cast it's some uh just a sort of behind

683
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:18,120
Speaker 3: the scenes of the film Shattered Glass.

684
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:21,120
Speaker 2: But he in podcast form.

685
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:25,239
Speaker 4: You know, I grew up. I grew up with that

686
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:31,080
Speaker 4: with glass with his brother. I was in a sketch

687
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:33,480
Speaker 4: group in high school with his brother. I was in

688
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:37,360
Speaker 4: Grapes of Wrath with his brother. His brother directed me

689
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:42,160
Speaker 4: in this play in which I I don't remember the

690
00:35:42,239 --> 00:35:45,360
Speaker 4: name of it, but I played a gnome who writes

691
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:48,759
Speaker 4: for this guy and is kept in his closet. But like,

692
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:50,880
Speaker 4: you know, it's sort of like a gnome sirrh no.

693
00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:55,120
Speaker 4: But uh, I think that's what it's called. It was

694
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:56,000
Speaker 4: called Gnome.

695
00:35:55,840 --> 00:36:05,320
Speaker 6: Sirrah no no no, okay, no, No, I thought siren, Siren,

696
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:10,240
Speaker 6: Nomono great Berger, no de Bergia.

697
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:15,000
Speaker 4: Really, I don't remember the name it really was. And

698
00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:19,320
Speaker 4: I think the original actor who played uh, my character

699
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:25,960
Speaker 4: was what's his name from Fraser not Kelsey Ye Pierce,

700
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:28,880
Speaker 4: of course, the great David Hyde Pierce. I was very honored.

701
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:30,200
Speaker 2: This is a real play.

702
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:33,560
Speaker 4: It is a real play. But like, yeah, his brother.

703
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:35,720
Speaker 4: I grew up with his brother, So that's amazing.

704
00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:37,560
Speaker 2: I was really hoping you would say that, because we

705
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:38,600
Speaker 2: don't actually have him.

706
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:42,120
Speaker 4: I'm just kind of throwing wishes, saying things. We haven't

707
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:45,440
Speaker 4: talked to Mike in quite a while. Glass, Mike Glass,

708
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:47,719
Speaker 4: but I can, uh, I can reach out and see

709
00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:48,280
Speaker 4: what's happening.

710
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:51,160
Speaker 2: Janet, So you talked to Mike. He gets us.

711
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:53,920
Speaker 3: Jason interesting they were both born with sort of a

712
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:58,480
Speaker 3: flair for the theatrical and one channel the arts and

713
00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:04,520
Speaker 3: the other into the which fabulation of the Yeah, I mean, yeah, definitely.

714
00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:06,440
Speaker 2: Nowadays in trouble for doing that.

715
00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:10,440
Speaker 4: Well, it is The media is nobel prize. The media

716
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:14,440
Speaker 4: is you know, hey, if you could remove the terror

717
00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:19,000
Speaker 4: and rage associated with your own feelings when you watch it,

718
00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:22,520
Speaker 4: the news would be the best television show on television.

719
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:26,160
Speaker 2: Sure, and I think so. I've been working on it

720
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:29,680
Speaker 2: like a sort of a thought experiment of comparing our

721
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:34,160
Speaker 2: current political situation to a reality show that's so innovative.

722
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:39,200
Speaker 2: I'm figuring it out, figure out exactly what it is similarity.

723
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:42,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I think you're going on a little

724
00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:43,040
Speaker 4: bit of a limb there.

725
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:45,840
Speaker 2: But again, I am going to make sure it's fully

726
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:49,160
Speaker 2: baked before I introduce it to Yeah.

727
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:51,560
Speaker 4: See how many people agree with that or not? Yeah,

728
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:54,600
Speaker 4: I'm testing it. I'm sure you'll get a fair amount.

729
00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:58,320
Speaker 4: Is this news now? That's all I'm asking this.

730
00:37:58,239 --> 00:38:00,600
Speaker 2: News now to a reality show? Yeah? Today?

731
00:38:01,719 --> 00:38:03,760
Speaker 3: Now are you saying it would be the best television

732
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:05,440
Speaker 3: show on television all time?

733
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:09,160
Speaker 2: Or just right now? Because right now?

734
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:12,479
Speaker 3: Because well yes, well we know number one's good place,

735
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:14,360
Speaker 3: because we read the TV Guide ratings.

736
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:16,759
Speaker 2: Tv gud did point they did top one hundred and

737
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:19,400
Speaker 2: the news was actually not it was before camping, by

738
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:21,200
Speaker 2: the way, I want to say, Brett, so that was

739
00:38:21,239 --> 00:38:23,000
Speaker 2: not eligible before you asked?

740
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:26,399
Speaker 4: Right, okay, but my other what about Stranger Things? Where

741
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:27,680
Speaker 4: was that Stranger Things was.

742
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:30,239
Speaker 2: On the way on there? Yeah? Oh yeah, Brett? What

743
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:33,120
Speaker 2: was Stranger Things on the TV Guide Top one hundred list,

744
00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:37,160
Speaker 2: TV Guy Top one hundred shows. Right now, Stranger Thing,

745
00:38:37,239 --> 00:38:37,640
Speaker 2: pull it.

746
00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:42,560
Speaker 5: Up TV Guide Top one hundred.

747
00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:45,840
Speaker 2: Oh no, there's no way he finds it. Oh god,

748
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:48,000
Speaker 2: and we have to just wait.

749
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:50,919
Speaker 4: We could google it too. And Flea Bag, what about

750
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:53,759
Speaker 4: Flea Bag was up there? It was, and so was

751
00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:58,880
Speaker 4: her other show, Killing, Yes, Killing eve Bro was number five. Yeah,

752
00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:02,719
Speaker 4: that was top five. It's very good. Good number four Phoebees.

753
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:06,000
Speaker 4: You know, Phoebe's the ship. Yeah, the Duffer brothers are

754
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:06,359
Speaker 4: the ship.

755
00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:09,560
Speaker 5: Do we get Should I go through the whole list,

756
00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:14,440
Speaker 5: all hundred hundred strangers?

757
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:14,880
Speaker 2: Okay?

758
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:18,839
Speaker 4: Well, what's what's number one? Good place? What's number two?

759
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:21,200
Speaker 5: Atlanta?

760
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:23,279
Speaker 2: Atlanta? Okay? What's number three?

761
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:25,719
Speaker 5: Better call Saul again?

762
00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:27,239
Speaker 4: I just got the number four?

763
00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:29,280
Speaker 2: Game of Thrones, Better call Saul? Really?

764
00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:33,440
Speaker 4: Where time the better call Saul? Massively watched it is?

765
00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:37,760
Speaker 3: Oh gosh, I don't really know that much about their numbers.

766
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:42,040
Speaker 2: It's a show. Yeah, yeah, I mean, of course there

767
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:45,000
Speaker 2: it is. It got its own key art, so that

768
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:49,200
Speaker 2: means it's really high. Seven seven. Okay, what about rather.

769
00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:51,479
Speaker 5: You didn't just read off the screen, I'd like to

770
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:52,080
Speaker 5: present it?

771
00:39:52,239 --> 00:39:57,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, okay, truly little Brett's getting I don't think

772
00:39:57,560 --> 00:39:58,120
Speaker 4: it can be.

773
00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:01,600
Speaker 2: Called little bread anymore. That was very big that right

774
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:05,080
Speaker 2: feelings are to me. It feels like has his hand

775
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:06,960
Speaker 2: to do, little forehead.

776
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:10,960
Speaker 3: He's swinging and he's swinging at nothing, just can't quite

777
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:11,520
Speaker 3: reach his.

778
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:14,440
Speaker 2: Punching himself freaking nards.

779
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:18,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, geezh.

780
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:19,720
Speaker 2: So where was Stranger Things?

781
00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:20,080
Speaker 5: Seven?

782
00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:25,000
Speaker 2: Seven? So high? Seven? Okay? Wait? What's five? And six? Five?

783
00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:25,719
Speaker 2: Was killing Eve?

784
00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:27,840
Speaker 5: Six is Game of Thrones?

785
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:29,240
Speaker 2: Was four Thrones?

786
00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:33,440
Speaker 5: Five is killing One day at a time, One.

787
00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:34,920
Speaker 2: Day at a time? Netflix?

788
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,359
Speaker 4: So I gotta watch that. I mean, I heard that's good.

789
00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:39,759
Speaker 2: I haven't watched it. I did audition board auditioned for

790
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:44,520
Speaker 2: Norman lear you did? Was it amazing? It was cool?

791
00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:46,440
Speaker 4: I met him once it somewhere?

792
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:50,640
Speaker 2: Oh wow? And uh, I mean you know something else? Legend?

793
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:52,000
Speaker 2: Yeah a legend?

794
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:52,439
Speaker 1: Yeah?

795
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:53,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, did we get him?

796
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:57,960
Speaker 4: You could get Norman Leary, especially when he hears the

797
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,680
Speaker 4: title of this peepee poop poof oh blast.

798
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:07,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's in. He's in, so he's locked and he's exclusively.

799
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:11,040
Speaker 4: Maybe you lie to him, You're like, peepee poopoo fart

800
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:13,080
Speaker 4: blast race show.

801
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:18,000
Speaker 2: That could be a nice little carrot to dangle.

802
00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:24,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he'll be into that if you do that. Okay, cool, fleabag.

803
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:25,000
Speaker 4: We're uh.

804
00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:28,680
Speaker 2: And they made this before camping obviously, okay, yes, not

805
00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:30,880
Speaker 2: eligible a pre camping list.

806
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:33,440
Speaker 4: What about love? Is it is love to after it?

807
00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:37,120
Speaker 4: They didn't consider love. It's everything that's currently on TV before.

808
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:39,359
Speaker 2: Love not on the list. And they and they said

809
00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:43,080
Speaker 2: explicitly that they that it was eligible. Just Mitch, if

810
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:45,480
Speaker 2: you're listening, They said that it was okay to go

811
00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:47,719
Speaker 2: on the list, but it didn't make it. It was

812
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:49,880
Speaker 2: number six hundred. And then they went through the Reach

813
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:53,120
Speaker 2: show to but they well they went because of Mitch.

814
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:55,360
Speaker 2: They went through a list of people that whose fault

815
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:57,600
Speaker 2: it wasn't. They didn't say it was Mitch's fault. They said,

816
00:41:57,600 --> 00:41:59,920
Speaker 2: dear Mitch, it was eligibly. We want you to know that.

817
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:02,920
Speaker 2: And it could have easily been on. And the reason

818
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:08,960
Speaker 2: it wasn't on was not Brett Gelman, Claudio Dougherty, Paul Rust, Gillian, Gillian.

819
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:14,680
Speaker 3: I always almost say Jillian, right, Gillian, everybody does, and

820
00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:17,480
Speaker 3: I know and I want to be the guy who

821
00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:18,200
Speaker 3: doesn't do that.

822
00:42:18,239 --> 00:42:20,640
Speaker 2: Well, you didn't. And then they say to you, they

823
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:23,000
Speaker 2: said your name too, because it wasn't wasn't the clem

824
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:26,839
Speaker 2: dog's fault because I did pop up? Yeah, clem dog.

825
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:30,399
Speaker 4: Okay, now I get it, and now I feel less

826
00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:32,800
Speaker 4: bad about big You call yourself clem dog.

827
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:34,480
Speaker 2: I could be Big Bread. Yeah.

828
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:37,399
Speaker 4: Yeah, and Brett, I'm sure you're fine with little Bread

829
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:39,040
Speaker 4: if he calls himself clem dog or no.

830
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:42,919
Speaker 5: I don't love little bread. This is the first about

831
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:48,600
Speaker 5: smart Brett sure Bread.

832
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:56,480
Speaker 4: Eleman is bread, the genius bread, evil genius. Okay, so

833
00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:58,959
Speaker 4: this sounds great, everything that you're talking about.

834
00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:01,880
Speaker 2: Oh, yes, we'll go. It's a real Uh, it's a

835
00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:05,839
Speaker 2: recipe for success. How much your tickets? How much your tickets? Yeah,

836
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,800
Speaker 2: I don't know. Four hundred dollars, four hundred bucks. Heyes,

837
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:14,680
Speaker 2: you're writing that down four hundred dollars, yes, in my calculator. Yeah,

838
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:17,400
Speaker 2: Bra has to go. Of course. I don't have to

839
00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:20,399
Speaker 2: go yet. Oh good, I have What do you want

840
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:23,440
Speaker 2: to do? What do you want to It's very typical

841
00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:25,160
Speaker 2: for Kevin to lie to me about No, I do

842
00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:28,080
Speaker 2: have to go. What you what's going on? Doing a

843
00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:32,759
Speaker 2: big movie? I don't want to go. What am I doing? Oh? Well,

844
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:37,960
Speaker 2: a movie is coming out on uh on vot. It's

845
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:38,919
Speaker 2: called Room for Rent.

846
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:44,680
Speaker 4: Okay, it's directed by Matt Atkinson, written directed by Matt Atkinson.

847
00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:49,000
Speaker 3: Any relation to the well, who do I know that Atkinson?

848
00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:56,359
Speaker 3: I'm thinking of the Atkins diet. Maybe relation to the diet. Well,

849
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:59,040
Speaker 3: it's Atkinson, So I got it.

850
00:43:59,320 --> 00:43:59,960
Speaker 2: Let me ask him.

851
00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:04,160
Speaker 4: I'll ask him if and uh, I mean and some

852
00:44:04,239 --> 00:44:05,760
Speaker 4: old friends of ours and their.

853
00:44:06,239 --> 00:44:07,879
Speaker 2: Tell them, do me if they ever tell them lose

854
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:11,400
Speaker 2: the sin it's cleaner, right? No, I just the end.

855
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:14,040
Speaker 2: And then people, you know, people love that diet. So,

856
00:44:14,200 --> 00:44:17,000
Speaker 2: oh my god, people going crazy with this Acins diet.

857
00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:19,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're really going crazy.

858
00:44:19,719 --> 00:44:21,960
Speaker 2: Is all people talk about right now.

859
00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:24,600
Speaker 4: I mean, Janet's essentially on an Atkins diet right now

860
00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:25,400
Speaker 4: with these treats.

861
00:44:26,239 --> 00:44:28,759
Speaker 2: It's making her a little cranky. Yeah yeah yeah.

862
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:32,640
Speaker 4: And then uh, and it's got Mark Little and Mark McKinney,

863
00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:37,040
Speaker 4: Stephanie Weir whoa uh.

864
00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:39,560
Speaker 2: And Carla Gallo whoa you know?

865
00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:41,600
Speaker 4: Yeah?

866
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:42,680
Speaker 2: Room for Rent?

867
00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:45,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I'm I'm serious, border I have top billing

868
00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:49,399
Speaker 4: in it. Oh no, I'm not really like the lead lead.

869
00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:52,239
Speaker 4: I'm like the second lead. Oh, Mark's really the lead.

870
00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:55,640
Speaker 4: But if they took a look at the IMDb Pro

871
00:44:55,719 --> 00:44:58,399
Speaker 4: Star meter, and my lawyer did some fucking good yeah

872
00:44:58,520 --> 00:45:01,560
Speaker 4: good fancy like you shoved good star meter right in

873
00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:03,520
Speaker 4: their fucking faces, like he's shit.

874
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:08,319
Speaker 2: I love it. And then I'm on Camping Yes, which

875
00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:10,560
Speaker 2: is on HBO right now. This is coming out of

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Speaker 2: this coming week. Thank you, Kevin Well. The third episode

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Speaker 2: out already. You know I'm talking about this episode of

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Speaker 2: this episode I saw, so I know exactly, so people

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Speaker 2: watch the third episode.

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Speaker 4: I just shot the second episode second season of Fleabag.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah cool, And I got a lot of I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna start doing a podcast here with my mother. You

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Speaker 2: have to.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna have my mother. I mean, Scott's a piece

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Speaker 4: of ship. Let's just say it. He's just piece of ship. Hey,

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Speaker 4: I like this mogul and it's like, you're not a

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Speaker 4: fucking mogul, dude, Okay, it's just you know, you're a

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Speaker 4: comedian amongst comedians. The worst thing, the worst thing that

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Speaker 4: that that happens in this scene is when comedians feel

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Speaker 4: the need to make themselves more important than their peers.

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Speaker 4: And this is constantly what is happening.

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Speaker 2: The reason that guy didn't get away from bosses, but

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Speaker 2: it's got but be my be a fucking boss.

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Speaker 4: And so we don't have true collaboration, and we don't

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Speaker 4: have true harmony, and we have a lot of bad feelings.

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Speaker 4: And it's like, look, we're all comedic. We all have

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Speaker 4: a lot of bad feelings. Sure, you know, otherwise we

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Speaker 4: wouldn't be funny, I guess. And you would just think

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Speaker 4: that somebody would really empathize with that, especially when they

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Speaker 4: themselves possess those.

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Speaker 2: Qualities, probably struggling with some stuff. Yeah, dominance, hierarchies and

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Speaker 2: to our nature, Scott is Yeah, he's a fucking sociopath. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: By