1 00:00:08,245 --> 00:00:13,365 Speaker 1: School of Humans. Okay, hello, welcome to another episode of 2 00:00:13,445 --> 00:00:17,445 Speaker 1: Cadaver Gals. This is the show where we explore all 3 00:00:17,485 --> 00:00:19,925 Speaker 1: the different ways people have died to cope with our 4 00:00:19,965 --> 00:00:25,805 Speaker 1: own mortality. I'm one of your host Gabby, along with 5 00:00:25,925 --> 00:00:31,805 Speaker 1: Nika O Hi and Taylor. Hello. Wow, I said your 6 00:00:31,925 --> 00:00:39,885 Speaker 1: name normally today? Who am I? That's why? I know? Yeah, 7 00:00:39,925 --> 00:00:43,005 Speaker 1: no tricks yet. So today we're going to hear a 8 00:00:43,045 --> 00:00:45,965 Speaker 1: tale about a king who maybe met his end in 9 00:00:46,005 --> 00:00:52,725 Speaker 1: a different way that people had originally thought that. You know, 10 00:00:52,845 --> 00:00:54,925 Speaker 1: he might have died one way, but maybe he died 11 00:00:54,965 --> 00:00:57,725 Speaker 1: a different way. Um, we're gonna hear about that. That's 12 00:00:57,765 --> 00:00:59,565 Speaker 1: pretty exciting. And then we're also going to hear about 13 00:00:59,605 --> 00:01:03,365 Speaker 1: a lady who stuck the wrong thing in her husband's 14 00:01:03,445 --> 00:01:07,245 Speaker 1: But oh my gosh, I don't get too excited. I'm 15 00:01:07,325 --> 00:01:11,085 Speaker 1: so excited. I found a confetti dildo that I am 16 00:01:11,165 --> 00:01:14,245 Speaker 1: like you, No, I'm buying it for myself either when 17 00:01:14,285 --> 00:01:16,325 Speaker 1: I get a promotion or on my birthday. Wait, does 18 00:01:16,325 --> 00:01:20,125 Speaker 1: a confetti inside of you? Uh? Yeah, it's like no, 19 00:01:20,285 --> 00:01:23,205 Speaker 1: it's like what it doesn't have confer Okay, No, it 20 00:01:23,285 --> 00:01:27,165 Speaker 1: looks like confetti, but it's obviously it's inside the silicone. 21 00:01:27,205 --> 00:01:30,245 Speaker 1: So it's not like anything crazy. You sound like it 22 00:01:30,365 --> 00:01:37,045 Speaker 1: was like a confetti gun. No, yeah, you're like no anyway, No, 23 00:01:37,125 --> 00:01:39,325 Speaker 1: we are going to talk about vaginal health later in 24 00:01:39,365 --> 00:01:43,045 Speaker 1: this episode, so I think that's a good foreshadowing. It's 25 00:01:43,085 --> 00:01:46,605 Speaker 1: a good vaginal Do you have some tricks up my sleeve? 26 00:01:46,645 --> 00:01:49,645 Speaker 1: I guess wow? Yeah, Um, so I guess, Trey, your 27 00:01:49,685 --> 00:01:53,125 Speaker 1: warnings for today are I guess, vaginas. But that's towards 28 00:01:53,125 --> 00:01:57,285 Speaker 1: the end. Um vagina. But we're gonna be talking about disease, infection, 29 00:01:57,445 --> 00:02:03,485 Speaker 1: you know, maybe some guts, alcohol poisoning, but um, and Catholicism. 30 00:02:03,485 --> 00:02:07,485 Speaker 1: Oh my, So we'll be right back. Listen to the 31 00:02:07,525 --> 00:02:24,165 Speaker 1: theme music hap on cadaver Gals. Here we are. Wow, 32 00:02:24,285 --> 00:02:27,845 Speaker 1: we have so many interesting factoids to get through today, 33 00:02:28,045 --> 00:02:30,845 Speaker 1: and Nikka is going to start us off with the 34 00:02:31,005 --> 00:02:34,205 Speaker 1: very vague description of the king who died but maybe 35 00:02:34,245 --> 00:02:36,605 Speaker 1: died in different way. So why don't you like go 36 00:02:36,645 --> 00:02:39,325 Speaker 1: into some more detail about that or something, Nica. You 37 00:02:39,405 --> 00:02:43,445 Speaker 1: know that is the plan according to our outline. So 38 00:02:44,765 --> 00:02:49,485 Speaker 1: we have a nasty story today, and I am so 39 00:02:49,525 --> 00:02:52,885 Speaker 1: excited about it. So I was reading my weekly paper. 40 00:02:53,765 --> 00:02:56,605 Speaker 1: I feel so fucking stupid saying my jokes when I 41 00:02:56,645 --> 00:02:58,965 Speaker 1: know they're freaking like written down, like I'm not funny. 42 00:02:59,005 --> 00:03:00,685 Speaker 1: I think I need everyone to know this podcast. I'm 43 00:03:00,685 --> 00:03:03,405 Speaker 1: not funny. Okay. I was reading my weekly paper, the 44 00:03:03,525 --> 00:03:08,325 Speaker 1: Journal of Stomatology or and Maxillofacial Surgery, as one does, 45 00:03:08,845 --> 00:03:13,925 Speaker 1: right obviously it's called being smart, and they reported that 46 00:03:14,005 --> 00:03:17,525 Speaker 1: a certain king we thought died of dysentery or plague 47 00:03:17,725 --> 00:03:26,645 Speaker 1: actually died of scurvy like a pirate, right, oh my god, wow, yes, 48 00:03:26,725 --> 00:03:30,245 Speaker 1: and just like pirates, this king was in fact burning 49 00:03:30,245 --> 00:03:34,565 Speaker 1: and pillaging lands. So here we go. Good, What a 50 00:03:34,685 --> 00:03:37,805 Speaker 1: thing for people to be doing. What a thing, honestly 51 00:03:37,845 --> 00:03:41,045 Speaker 1: in the medieval times. Um, I think he got what 52 00:03:41,125 --> 00:03:44,885 Speaker 1: he deserved, although he ended up being canonized, which like, okay, 53 00:03:45,045 --> 00:03:50,365 Speaker 1: spoiler alert, sorry, okay, whatever, anyway, we're talking. That's right everyone. 54 00:03:50,405 --> 00:03:52,245 Speaker 1: I know, everyone knows who we're talking about. I know 55 00:03:52,325 --> 00:03:57,005 Speaker 1: everyone knows King Louis the Ninth, We know, we know. Yeah, 56 00:03:57,085 --> 00:03:59,525 Speaker 1: I was gonna say, was it Louis the ninth or eighth? 57 00:03:59,645 --> 00:04:06,205 Speaker 1: You know? Yeah? Yeah, well not everyone have their science 58 00:04:06,245 --> 00:04:10,765 Speaker 1: and their Journal of Stomatology on deck like me, you know. Anyway, 59 00:04:11,125 --> 00:04:15,605 Speaker 1: So he ruled France as we know, from twelve twenty 60 00:04:15,645 --> 00:04:19,205 Speaker 1: six to twelve seventeen, and oh my gosh. First of all, 61 00:04:19,245 --> 00:04:22,125 Speaker 1: I find it really funny that he had to take 62 00:04:22,125 --> 00:04:26,325 Speaker 1: the throne at twelve years old, which, no, that's like 63 00:04:26,485 --> 00:04:29,485 Speaker 1: jof free status. I know. I'm pretty sure that I 64 00:04:29,525 --> 00:04:31,645 Speaker 1: was still playing with my littlest pet shops at twelve 65 00:04:31,725 --> 00:04:35,045 Speaker 1: years old. But anyway, so he took the throne at twelve. 66 00:04:35,085 --> 00:04:37,845 Speaker 1: Obviously he could not rule at twelve because he would 67 00:04:37,885 --> 00:04:42,205 Speaker 1: probably be like make everyone race or whatever. So his 68 00:04:42,445 --> 00:04:46,125 Speaker 1: mom ruled as like a regent I think it's what 69 00:04:46,165 --> 00:04:49,125 Speaker 1: it's called until he was about fifteen, I think, and 70 00:04:49,565 --> 00:04:52,205 Speaker 1: he was like a major mama's boy. And when his 71 00:04:52,365 --> 00:04:56,165 Speaker 1: mother picked the wife that he would marry, she was like, oh, 72 00:04:56,165 --> 00:04:58,525 Speaker 1: this will be a great political marriage whenever, blahlah blah. 73 00:04:58,525 --> 00:05:00,885 Speaker 1: They ended up actually really liking each other and having 74 00:05:00,885 --> 00:05:05,605 Speaker 1: like a good relationship, which is kind of rare back then. Yeah, 75 00:05:05,685 --> 00:05:08,805 Speaker 1: sometimes moms know their boys just knows what they want, 76 00:05:08,845 --> 00:05:13,725 Speaker 1: which is a political alliance exactly. But um, medieval people 77 00:05:14,005 --> 00:05:17,565 Speaker 1: said that the mom was super jealous because of he 78 00:05:17,645 --> 00:05:21,445 Speaker 1: was an ardent husband, is what they wrote down. And 79 00:05:21,485 --> 00:05:25,685 Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, giving me okay, bad vibes, giving me 80 00:05:25,765 --> 00:05:28,925 Speaker 1: mommy issues. That's not okay. So apparently she was really 81 00:05:28,965 --> 00:05:32,925 Speaker 1: crazy and jealous and hated the wife because of that. Anyway, 82 00:05:33,325 --> 00:05:37,085 Speaker 1: just some medieval tea on your morning or afternoon or 83 00:05:37,085 --> 00:05:40,445 Speaker 1: wherever you are listening, it's morning for me. I think 84 00:05:40,445 --> 00:05:42,445 Speaker 1: it'd be good for a dating app. Is you know, 85 00:05:42,525 --> 00:05:44,445 Speaker 1: you should just put in your qualities as like I 86 00:05:44,485 --> 00:05:47,805 Speaker 1: would be an ardent husband. I mean, I love the 87 00:05:47,845 --> 00:05:52,445 Speaker 1: word ardent. I read that and I said, okay, exactly. 88 00:05:52,565 --> 00:05:55,525 Speaker 1: But he was also like super super Christian, So how ardent? 89 00:05:55,605 --> 00:05:58,445 Speaker 1: Can you really look kidding? Anyway? Um? Well, his wife 90 00:05:58,525 --> 00:06:00,845 Speaker 1: is his mom and the Lord. That's a lot of love. 91 00:06:01,085 --> 00:06:08,085 Speaker 1: That's relationship. That's as PolyAm rose as Christianity. That's kidding, kidding, Um, 92 00:06:08,125 --> 00:06:11,525 Speaker 1: I see you Christian polyamory people, Okay. So um he 93 00:06:11,605 --> 00:06:14,685 Speaker 1: was very very Christian and he would punish blasphemy by 94 00:06:14,805 --> 00:06:19,445 Speaker 1: mutilating people's tongues and lips. And he also led France 95 00:06:19,485 --> 00:06:22,805 Speaker 1: to a time of economic and political prosperity, which is good. 96 00:06:22,845 --> 00:06:25,885 Speaker 1: So you know, you got some bad the mutilating, you know, 97 00:06:26,205 --> 00:06:27,725 Speaker 1: all that sort of stuff, and he got some good 98 00:06:28,565 --> 00:06:33,965 Speaker 1: Ardent husband political prosperity. Okay, Now, crusades were very popular 99 00:06:34,165 --> 00:06:36,805 Speaker 1: back then, as we all know, and he was a 100 00:06:36,845 --> 00:06:38,645 Speaker 1: big fan of them. He was like, yeah, let's go 101 00:06:38,645 --> 00:06:41,685 Speaker 1: on crusades. He got really really sick one time. Um, 102 00:06:41,765 --> 00:06:45,245 Speaker 1: he was like on his deathbed and then as he like, 103 00:06:45,285 --> 00:06:47,525 Speaker 1: the last words that he said were give me the 104 00:06:47,605 --> 00:06:50,685 Speaker 1: cross or actually he's French, so but I won't. I 105 00:06:50,725 --> 00:06:55,365 Speaker 1: won't do that. Don't look claw. Hey, Yeah that's like 106 00:06:55,645 --> 00:07:01,005 Speaker 1: that sounded like, just give me a look, cry one 107 00:07:01,005 --> 00:07:05,285 Speaker 1: seltzer water please. I mean that's I feel like that's 108 00:07:05,325 --> 00:07:07,325 Speaker 1: what people would do now. But yes, he was like, 109 00:07:07,365 --> 00:07:09,805 Speaker 1: give me the cross. And they gave him the cross 110 00:07:09,845 --> 00:07:12,485 Speaker 1: and he put it on his chest and he miraculously 111 00:07:12,685 --> 00:07:15,245 Speaker 1: got better. And so he promised God that if he 112 00:07:15,285 --> 00:07:18,885 Speaker 1: were to get better from this illness that almost killed him, 113 00:07:18,965 --> 00:07:21,125 Speaker 1: he would go on a crusade. It would be his 114 00:07:21,245 --> 00:07:24,405 Speaker 1: first crusade like that he was leading. So that was 115 00:07:24,405 --> 00:07:26,685 Speaker 1: a big deal. That's such a weird thing to do. 116 00:07:26,765 --> 00:07:28,845 Speaker 1: But okay, what I will say, though I know it 117 00:07:28,925 --> 00:07:32,805 Speaker 1: sounds crazy, but especially in Catholic countries, that still happens now. 118 00:07:33,085 --> 00:07:36,845 Speaker 1: Like I'm pretty sure my grandma she asked God to 119 00:07:36,885 --> 00:07:41,925 Speaker 1: heal her from something, and then God did wow. But 120 00:07:42,245 --> 00:07:45,285 Speaker 1: and then she had promised him that she would go 121 00:07:45,525 --> 00:07:49,925 Speaker 1: to see I think the Virgin Mary or some rosary 122 00:07:49,965 --> 00:07:53,805 Speaker 1: person in Mexico. And the doctor was like, you shouldn't travel, 123 00:07:53,965 --> 00:07:58,085 Speaker 1: you're just recovering, blahlah blah. She was like, she said, 124 00:07:58,125 --> 00:08:00,965 Speaker 1: she promised God, and so she went to Mexico and 125 00:08:01,005 --> 00:08:03,285 Speaker 1: she climbed up all of these stairs to go and 126 00:08:03,325 --> 00:08:06,405 Speaker 1: see the Virgin Mary and go down. And that was 127 00:08:06,445 --> 00:08:08,405 Speaker 1: like her pilgrimage. So it's very much a thing that 128 00:08:08,445 --> 00:08:13,125 Speaker 1: people still do, which I'm like, okay, you know, I 129 00:08:13,165 --> 00:08:15,165 Speaker 1: thought you were gonna say she went on a crusade. 130 00:08:15,205 --> 00:08:19,045 Speaker 1: I was like, damn niked, no, no, she did not 131 00:08:19,085 --> 00:08:21,605 Speaker 1: go on a crusade, thankfully. How do people just like 132 00:08:21,645 --> 00:08:25,765 Speaker 1: decide randomly like, m if you hear me, I will 133 00:08:26,005 --> 00:08:29,085 Speaker 1: go on a crusade. Okay, you know, if you hear me, 134 00:08:29,245 --> 00:08:31,565 Speaker 1: I'm you know, I'm gonna just go travel the world. 135 00:08:31,765 --> 00:08:35,085 Speaker 1: Like I know, if you'll heal me, I'm gonna get 136 00:08:35,165 --> 00:08:41,005 Speaker 1: Lubatan's for myself. Okay. Anyway, so you can say, okay, 137 00:08:41,325 --> 00:08:44,165 Speaker 1: So he did it like he was like, I want 138 00:08:44,205 --> 00:08:45,485 Speaker 1: to go in to a crusade because I want to 139 00:08:45,485 --> 00:08:48,525 Speaker 1: spread the word of God, but then also kill every 140 00:08:48,645 --> 00:08:52,485 Speaker 1: Muslim I meet um, which is not not good. That is, 141 00:08:52,845 --> 00:08:59,165 Speaker 1: that is very bad, very rude, exactly good crusade analysis. Yep, 142 00:08:59,325 --> 00:09:02,205 Speaker 1: you're welcome. So he went on his crusade to the 143 00:09:02,205 --> 00:09:04,845 Speaker 1: Holy Land, which is Israel, and he decided to go 144 00:09:04,885 --> 00:09:06,725 Speaker 1: through Eja, and he thought it would be really easy. 145 00:09:06,965 --> 00:09:11,405 Speaker 1: He was like, we are better. Basically, we are more 146 00:09:11,485 --> 00:09:14,325 Speaker 1: quote unquote advanced, is what he thought. So he took 147 00:09:14,325 --> 00:09:16,245 Speaker 1: an army of forty thousand men with him, but they 148 00:09:16,245 --> 00:09:21,725 Speaker 1: were literally barely halfway across the Nile before the Muslim 149 00:09:21,845 --> 00:09:25,965 Speaker 1: armies of Egypt attacked and captured him, which like that 150 00:09:26,085 --> 00:09:30,565 Speaker 1: little bitch, that's what gen Z calls an el. Okay, wait, 151 00:09:30,605 --> 00:09:33,445 Speaker 1: what does that mean? Like like a loss a loser. 152 00:09:33,645 --> 00:09:36,445 Speaker 1: You can make you ws and you can have els. 153 00:09:37,565 --> 00:09:41,245 Speaker 1: That's also what smash mouth says. So that's older. That's 154 00:09:41,565 --> 00:09:44,685 Speaker 1: know gen xer. Oh it goes back to gen X. 155 00:09:44,725 --> 00:09:48,485 Speaker 1: I would say, okay, well, I didn't know the L 156 00:09:50,245 --> 00:09:52,685 Speaker 1: the history of the word l. Oh, my gosh, I've 157 00:09:52,685 --> 00:09:56,485 Speaker 1: never watched L. That's a letter, you know, I got. Okay, 158 00:09:56,605 --> 00:09:58,885 Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep moving. I'm gonna keep a moving. So 159 00:09:59,245 --> 00:10:03,005 Speaker 1: he took his army. He got captured immediately, big els 160 00:10:03,085 --> 00:10:07,125 Speaker 1: all over here. He was eventually released for an insane ransom. 161 00:10:07,285 --> 00:10:10,525 Speaker 1: He was released for four hundred thousand I hate like, 162 00:10:12,805 --> 00:10:14,205 Speaker 1: I don't know how to say that, but that was 163 00:10:14,245 --> 00:10:18,405 Speaker 1: basically a third of France's annual revenue. So he really 164 00:10:18,605 --> 00:10:22,605 Speaker 1: done messed up aa ron Okay, Anyway, I say this 165 00:10:22,645 --> 00:10:24,605 Speaker 1: to emphasize that he was not very good at crusades. 166 00:10:25,045 --> 00:10:27,325 Speaker 1: That's really the only reason why I brought up his 167 00:10:27,325 --> 00:10:29,645 Speaker 1: first crusade. He did end up actually when he was 168 00:10:29,685 --> 00:10:32,605 Speaker 1: captured them, he ended up staying after paying the ransom 169 00:10:32,645 --> 00:10:35,285 Speaker 1: for four years and making friends with all of the 170 00:10:35,845 --> 00:10:39,285 Speaker 1: army generals and governors of that province. And so he 171 00:10:39,325 --> 00:10:43,205 Speaker 1: was a very good, charismatic political leader. He was just 172 00:10:43,485 --> 00:10:47,045 Speaker 1: terrible at army stuff. He was just bad at it. Okay, 173 00:10:47,085 --> 00:10:49,765 Speaker 1: So is he like, shoot, God is mad at me 174 00:10:49,805 --> 00:10:53,405 Speaker 1: because I didn't do my crusade? Well, I mean I 175 00:10:53,445 --> 00:10:56,725 Speaker 1: think that he thinks, you know, God, I did it 176 00:10:56,765 --> 00:10:59,365 Speaker 1: for God and God said no this time. I feel 177 00:10:59,365 --> 00:11:01,165 Speaker 1: like that's the way that you know, people think if 178 00:11:01,165 --> 00:11:05,005 Speaker 1: it doesn't work out for them, that's still what God wanted, 179 00:11:05,085 --> 00:11:07,885 Speaker 1: even though it sucks for you and you're kidnapped. That's 180 00:11:07,925 --> 00:11:13,445 Speaker 1: what God is. He's test right, right, Like Drake said, Okay, 181 00:11:14,085 --> 00:11:16,885 Speaker 1: so not good at crusades and he didn't go on 182 00:11:16,925 --> 00:11:20,965 Speaker 1: another one for over twenty years. He stayed in his lane, king, 183 00:11:21,365 --> 00:11:25,165 Speaker 1: and he should have because things got nasty on the 184 00:11:25,165 --> 00:11:27,765 Speaker 1: second one. Sometimes as we get older, we forget the 185 00:11:27,805 --> 00:11:30,285 Speaker 1: lessons that we learned from our youth, as we all know. 186 00:11:30,885 --> 00:11:34,805 Speaker 1: And sure enough, at fifty six, Louis is like, I 187 00:11:34,805 --> 00:11:37,165 Speaker 1: want a crusade again. You know, it's time to ride 188 00:11:37,205 --> 00:11:39,405 Speaker 1: fast and furious nine the last ride, you know what 189 00:11:39,405 --> 00:11:42,485 Speaker 1: I mean. So he packs his stuff up, his armies, 190 00:11:42,525 --> 00:11:45,485 Speaker 1: et cetera, and he goes to Tunisia, which is in Africa, 191 00:11:45,565 --> 00:11:47,725 Speaker 1: to start the journey of taking the Holy Land back 192 00:11:47,765 --> 00:11:52,845 Speaker 1: from the Muslims again. Okay, y'all, they didn't even pack water, 193 00:11:53,325 --> 00:11:55,885 Speaker 1: they didn't even pack roads of vegetables. I'm just like, 194 00:11:56,885 --> 00:12:00,525 Speaker 1: I pack better than like for a six hour Florida 195 00:12:00,605 --> 00:12:02,405 Speaker 1: road trip than they do on a crusade. And that 196 00:12:02,525 --> 00:12:06,085 Speaker 1: is lame anyway, they were not. But you're super type 197 00:12:06,125 --> 00:12:09,845 Speaker 1: and like, let's plan and g coo everything. Um, that's 198 00:12:09,885 --> 00:12:14,445 Speaker 1: more dangerous a crusade are going to Florida. Honestly, I 199 00:12:14,485 --> 00:12:17,325 Speaker 1: will let people answer in the comments because we do 200 00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:20,965 Speaker 1: not know. Okay, Florida has some messed up things and 201 00:12:21,085 --> 00:12:23,485 Speaker 1: spaces and places. I was there two weeks ago, and 202 00:12:23,485 --> 00:12:26,285 Speaker 1: I was dancing in a bikini in a gas station. Okay, 203 00:12:26,405 --> 00:12:29,885 Speaker 1: I would never do. I saw some things, Nica, you did. 204 00:12:30,925 --> 00:12:35,005 Speaker 1: I saw some things. O the Graham, Oh my gosh, 205 00:12:35,045 --> 00:12:38,885 Speaker 1: me contracting syphilist because I was barefoot on a gas station. Anyway, 206 00:12:39,005 --> 00:12:40,885 Speaker 1: I don't even know. That's how you contractsyphilis. I don't 207 00:12:40,925 --> 00:12:48,085 Speaker 1: think so, Okay, unless your vaginas on your feet, Taylor, 208 00:12:48,565 --> 00:12:50,645 Speaker 1: I knew that we were going to talk about vaginal health. 209 00:12:50,845 --> 00:12:54,645 Speaker 1: This is how you contract syphilis. Okay. So they didn't 210 00:12:54,645 --> 00:12:56,885 Speaker 1: even get to fighting. They didn't even They literally set 211 00:12:56,925 --> 00:13:02,205 Speaker 1: up camp, and then one sixth of the army died 212 00:13:02,965 --> 00:13:08,245 Speaker 1: just with setting up camp, including Saint King Louis. Uh huh. 213 00:13:08,285 --> 00:13:11,285 Speaker 1: He also passed. Now for a while, scientists believe that 214 00:13:11,325 --> 00:13:13,445 Speaker 1: he died of the plague because it seemed like a 215 00:13:13,485 --> 00:13:16,805 Speaker 1: big plague was like riling up the camp. Okay, but 216 00:13:17,445 --> 00:13:19,125 Speaker 1: it seems like that was a mistake and also a 217 00:13:19,165 --> 00:13:22,205 Speaker 1: bad translation. Of what actually could have been pestilence, so 218 00:13:22,245 --> 00:13:26,165 Speaker 1: they translated the medieval French as plague, but it was 219 00:13:26,165 --> 00:13:31,365 Speaker 1: actually probably pestilence, which is interesting. His job okay, well, 220 00:13:31,845 --> 00:13:35,285 Speaker 1: fuck you, Gabby. His job was found buried in the 221 00:13:35,365 --> 00:13:42,165 Speaker 1: Notre Dame and they found evidence of scurvy disease. Interesting now, yes, 222 00:13:42,485 --> 00:13:45,365 Speaker 1: now this tracks with a medieval chronicler from that time 223 00:13:45,565 --> 00:13:48,805 Speaker 1: who said that the army had suffered from gum necrosis, 224 00:13:48,805 --> 00:13:52,765 Speaker 1: which is when your gums die. Now, what they would 225 00:13:52,805 --> 00:13:54,725 Speaker 1: have to do to kind of fix this so they 226 00:13:54,725 --> 00:13:57,005 Speaker 1: could keep eating and stuff. They would have to cut 227 00:13:57,005 --> 00:14:00,485 Speaker 1: the dead tissue off the soldiers, and all throughout the 228 00:14:00,525 --> 00:14:03,005 Speaker 1: camp you would hear soldiers screaming in the agony as 229 00:14:03,045 --> 00:14:05,205 Speaker 1: their gums would get cut up and their teeth would 230 00:14:05,205 --> 00:14:10,085 Speaker 1: get hold because they were indeed suffering. Oh yeah, that's 231 00:14:10,085 --> 00:14:12,965 Speaker 1: what happens with scurvy as your gums suck. Well, it 232 00:14:13,045 --> 00:14:15,925 Speaker 1: was like it's one of the many scurvy symptoms. But yes, 233 00:14:16,005 --> 00:14:20,405 Speaker 1: your gums just start falling apart basically, yes, yea, which 234 00:14:20,405 --> 00:14:25,085 Speaker 1: like yucky gums. I don't think about, yeah, like I 235 00:14:25,085 --> 00:14:27,445 Speaker 1: don't think about how much they must hurt if they're 236 00:14:27,485 --> 00:14:30,205 Speaker 1: not working or if they get infected. But like that 237 00:14:30,325 --> 00:14:34,325 Speaker 1: must be very painful and scary and also not cute 238 00:14:35,005 --> 00:14:38,165 Speaker 1: at all. You must have a weird smile after that, exactly. 239 00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:42,845 Speaker 1: The medieval chronicler also mentioned that Louie this is so disgusting, 240 00:14:43,125 --> 00:14:46,845 Speaker 1: would consistently spit out bits of his gums and his 241 00:14:47,005 --> 00:14:51,325 Speaker 1: teeth all around the camp. I don't like. Oh that's gross. 242 00:14:51,525 --> 00:14:55,605 Speaker 1: I don't like that either. Nows scientists were scratching their 243 00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:59,245 Speaker 1: heads as they do, because why would he be suffering 244 00:14:59,285 --> 00:15:02,645 Speaker 1: from scurvy? Tunisia has a ton of fruits and vegetables, 245 00:15:02,925 --> 00:15:05,125 Speaker 1: but it seems like King Louis didn't want to try 246 00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:08,085 Speaker 1: any of the enemy's foods, and so he kept eating 247 00:15:08,125 --> 00:15:10,805 Speaker 1: the rations that they brought from France, which were literally 248 00:15:10,925 --> 00:15:15,205 Speaker 1: just meat, basically just meat and fish, essentially not exactly 249 00:15:15,245 --> 00:15:18,845 Speaker 1: a Balas diet exactly. Also, he would fast a lot 250 00:15:18,885 --> 00:15:21,405 Speaker 1: because of his religion, and so it seems like that 251 00:15:21,445 --> 00:15:26,725 Speaker 1: also affected the way his bones. Like. They did some 252 00:15:26,805 --> 00:15:29,165 Speaker 1: testing to see how his bones were, how his job 253 00:15:29,205 --> 00:15:32,845 Speaker 1: bones were, and they showed evidence of someone much older 254 00:15:32,845 --> 00:15:34,605 Speaker 1: than King Louis. But they think that that's because of 255 00:15:34,645 --> 00:15:39,045 Speaker 1: his really messed up diet, because he was not built 256 00:15:39,085 --> 00:15:41,445 Speaker 1: well basically, he did not take care of himself. But 257 00:15:41,525 --> 00:15:45,805 Speaker 1: it's for God, so it's fine to have bad bones, right, yes, exactly. 258 00:15:46,125 --> 00:15:49,765 Speaker 1: Now scientists are it's going to check louise guts next, 259 00:15:49,965 --> 00:15:53,325 Speaker 1: because they say that maybe the scurvy wore Louis down 260 00:15:53,445 --> 00:15:56,085 Speaker 1: and an infection actually took hold of him and killed him. 261 00:15:56,605 --> 00:15:58,805 Speaker 1: The great news is that his intestines were boiled in 262 00:15:58,845 --> 00:16:02,645 Speaker 1: wine spices and salt and preserved, so it shouldn't be 263 00:16:02,645 --> 00:16:05,445 Speaker 1: long before we find out what parasite or infection actually 264 00:16:05,605 --> 00:16:09,925 Speaker 1: killed this ancient saint, which is exciting. Wow. So they 265 00:16:09,965 --> 00:16:13,365 Speaker 1: haven't just like hopped on this research immediately to you know, 266 00:16:13,565 --> 00:16:16,365 Speaker 1: make this profound discovery that we all need right now. 267 00:16:16,525 --> 00:16:19,685 Speaker 1: It's in progress. It's in progress. You know. I am 268 00:16:19,965 --> 00:16:26,285 Speaker 1: checking the Journal of Stomachs Ofciology and maximum a lickive 269 00:16:26,365 --> 00:16:30,205 Speaker 1: facial something every day, but nothing yet, but I'll keep 270 00:16:30,205 --> 00:16:34,445 Speaker 1: you guys posted. Wow, I love. Why was his guts 271 00:16:34,565 --> 00:16:41,285 Speaker 1: boiled without just like a classy thing, yeah like back then? Um, yeah, no, no, 272 00:16:41,365 --> 00:16:43,325 Speaker 1: they didn't want to cook them, Taylor, You said that 273 00:16:43,525 --> 00:16:47,125 Speaker 1: boiled they did to preserve it. So what they would 274 00:16:47,125 --> 00:16:52,285 Speaker 1: do with peple? Okay, what they would do with fancy 275 00:16:52,365 --> 00:16:55,565 Speaker 1: people's bodies, holy people's bodies, kings and stuff like that. Is, 276 00:16:55,605 --> 00:16:59,165 Speaker 1: they would preserve almost the entire body basically, so like, 277 00:16:59,285 --> 00:17:02,405 Speaker 1: for example, to preserve the bones, they would boil off 278 00:17:02,405 --> 00:17:04,645 Speaker 1: all the fat and then they would polish them so 279 00:17:04,685 --> 00:17:07,725 Speaker 1: all of the bones would like remain perfectly intact. That's 280 00:17:07,725 --> 00:17:10,885 Speaker 1: why the job bone was in such good condition. With intestines, 281 00:17:10,965 --> 00:17:14,445 Speaker 1: they would basically boil them and then add wine, spices, 282 00:17:14,565 --> 00:17:16,885 Speaker 1: salt and literally preserve them as if they were like 283 00:17:17,325 --> 00:17:21,245 Speaker 1: salted beef, essentially because they believed that all parts of 284 00:17:21,285 --> 00:17:27,525 Speaker 1: the body were holy. Okay, m not to like, I'm 285 00:17:27,405 --> 00:17:30,645 Speaker 1: not saying to eat, but they cooked them. That's forbidden 286 00:17:30,765 --> 00:17:39,325 Speaker 1: meat actually just forbidden meat, cannibalism. It's the mystery flavor, mystery, 287 00:17:39,405 --> 00:17:45,165 Speaker 1: jerky mystery, jerky Louie the Ninth. While Nika, that was 288 00:17:45,205 --> 00:17:47,725 Speaker 1: so interesting, thank you for keeping us up to date 289 00:17:47,765 --> 00:17:52,085 Speaker 1: on this uh breaking news, and um we will be 290 00:17:52,725 --> 00:17:58,245 Speaker 1: right back. It's cold dab a gals here we are 291 00:17:58,565 --> 00:18:02,125 Speaker 1: um as Nika spoiled earlier in her story but then 292 00:18:02,165 --> 00:18:04,965 Speaker 1: actually didn't say anything more about it. But Louie the 293 00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:09,725 Speaker 1: Ninth was canonized, okay, and that doesn't mean he was 294 00:18:09,845 --> 00:18:15,645 Speaker 1: put into a human cannonball. And I thought it too, 295 00:18:15,765 --> 00:18:17,205 Speaker 1: and I was actually going to write that into my 296 00:18:17,205 --> 00:18:19,525 Speaker 1: outline and that I said. I'm gonna give Gabby that. 297 00:18:19,525 --> 00:18:23,205 Speaker 1: That's sweet of you. I don't know why that's so 298 00:18:23,245 --> 00:18:26,085 Speaker 1: funny that they put a dead king in a human 299 00:18:26,205 --> 00:18:32,645 Speaker 1: cannon this launch. But the guts is boiled guts. Okay, um, 300 00:18:32,725 --> 00:18:36,405 Speaker 1: that's not what it means. I'm sorry, this is not funny. Okay, 301 00:18:36,445 --> 00:18:40,245 Speaker 1: not to be gross though, but um, beef like preserved 302 00:18:40,245 --> 00:18:43,125 Speaker 1: in wine and spices sounds real good. I'm not saying guts. 303 00:18:43,125 --> 00:18:46,045 Speaker 1: I'm not saying people's guts. I'm saying people cook with 304 00:18:46,085 --> 00:18:48,365 Speaker 1: red wine all the time and that's yummi as heck. 305 00:18:48,645 --> 00:18:51,685 Speaker 1: So you get mad at me. I said that they 306 00:18:51,725 --> 00:18:54,205 Speaker 1: cooked it, and you're like, no, Like, I know, they're 307 00:18:54,245 --> 00:18:56,085 Speaker 1: not going to eat it. They're not going to eat 308 00:18:56,125 --> 00:18:59,325 Speaker 1: a king. You don't always eat the things you cook, Nika. 309 00:18:59,725 --> 00:19:04,245 Speaker 1: Sometimes you let it just rat in your fridge, tailor 310 00:19:04,285 --> 00:19:09,965 Speaker 1: grocery shopping. Okay, okay, so he was not putting a 311 00:19:10,125 --> 00:19:14,645 Speaker 1: human kim in ball. This is when you get sainted, 312 00:19:14,765 --> 00:19:17,085 Speaker 1: even though it is fun to think about. That's what 313 00:19:17,165 --> 00:19:22,445 Speaker 1: all the Saints are just human shooting them out. Sorry Catholics. 314 00:19:22,565 --> 00:19:24,845 Speaker 1: But um, I was thinking about you know, Loui the 315 00:19:24,925 --> 00:19:27,005 Speaker 1: ninth he was sainted, so I was like, well, if 316 00:19:27,005 --> 00:19:29,525 Speaker 1: he could do it, we all could write, we can 317 00:19:29,565 --> 00:19:31,125 Speaker 1: all get saanted. So I was trying to look at 318 00:19:31,125 --> 00:19:33,605 Speaker 1: the steps, like, what do we need to do as 319 00:19:33,645 --> 00:19:39,525 Speaker 1: could avergals to be calm saints? Is it? Um? Her 320 00:19:39,765 --> 00:19:44,005 Speaker 1: mother Teresa Saint, Yeah, that bitch is and let me 321 00:19:44,045 --> 00:19:45,805 Speaker 1: tell you about it. She didn't even have to go 322 00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:49,485 Speaker 1: through all the normal rules. Okay, like I think we 323 00:19:49,565 --> 00:19:52,525 Speaker 1: might have to go buy the normal rules unfortunately, but 324 00:19:52,685 --> 00:19:55,725 Speaker 1: you know, she just got passed through world quick. I're 325 00:19:55,765 --> 00:20:01,125 Speaker 1: just like, yeah, I honestly don't think that we qualify. Hey, 326 00:20:01,125 --> 00:20:04,445 Speaker 1: because if I's podcast to be saints, that's why we're 327 00:20:04,445 --> 00:20:06,445 Speaker 1: going to delete all the epis. So it's after this 328 00:20:06,565 --> 00:20:10,605 Speaker 1: one listener. So basically, okay, first first thing you gotta 329 00:20:10,685 --> 00:20:13,565 Speaker 1: do is you have to die, so step one to 330 00:20:13,685 --> 00:20:17,005 Speaker 1: being sainted. But you know there's some things we should 331 00:20:17,005 --> 00:20:20,045 Speaker 1: do before we die. So um, basically, after you die, 332 00:20:20,085 --> 00:20:22,325 Speaker 1: what they do is like you know, your congregation or 333 00:20:22,405 --> 00:20:25,885 Speaker 1: people who you know, like you your followers, your Instagram 334 00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:29,325 Speaker 1: followers will you know, hopefully still five years after you die, 335 00:20:29,325 --> 00:20:31,645 Speaker 1: they'll still be following you even though you're not putting 336 00:20:31,645 --> 00:20:34,405 Speaker 1: out content. You know, hopefully you have those that real 337 00:20:34,565 --> 00:20:39,045 Speaker 1: organic reach, you know, on your Instagram. So then you 338 00:20:39,125 --> 00:20:42,165 Speaker 1: have to get your congregation followers to then approach your 339 00:20:42,245 --> 00:20:45,605 Speaker 1: area bishop. Okay, so I need to figure out who 340 00:20:45,685 --> 00:20:48,325 Speaker 1: that is. Get to the area bishop, and then the 341 00:20:48,365 --> 00:20:52,485 Speaker 1: bishop will be like, yeah, okay, yeah, the kidavergals were 342 00:20:52,525 --> 00:20:56,285 Speaker 1: pretty cool, so I think we should try this process. 343 00:20:56,805 --> 00:21:00,725 Speaker 1: So then the bishop hires get some Catholic investigators, like 344 00:21:00,765 --> 00:21:04,285 Speaker 1: It's a True Crime Catholic podcast investigators to look at 345 00:21:04,325 --> 00:21:07,245 Speaker 1: your writings and your sermons in your life and like 346 00:21:07,285 --> 00:21:10,925 Speaker 1: interview people about you to see if you were truly 347 00:21:11,605 --> 00:21:14,845 Speaker 1: a servant of God. This is our trump. This is 348 00:21:14,845 --> 00:21:17,245 Speaker 1: where we might have some issues. So that is why 349 00:21:17,285 --> 00:21:20,445 Speaker 1: we will need to delete everything we've ever done and 350 00:21:20,485 --> 00:21:23,805 Speaker 1: then starting now probably just do some sermons in the 351 00:21:23,805 --> 00:21:27,005 Speaker 1: service of God. So that's one step. So anyway, they 352 00:21:27,045 --> 00:21:30,885 Speaker 1: do this investigation to establish how much of a servant 353 00:21:30,885 --> 00:21:35,125 Speaker 1: of God you are, and then they at that point 354 00:21:35,205 --> 00:21:38,325 Speaker 1: then they might get permission to exhume your body because 355 00:21:38,365 --> 00:21:40,205 Speaker 1: you know, I guess they need to see the holiness 356 00:21:40,205 --> 00:21:42,885 Speaker 1: of your body, which I mean we're gonna be looking 357 00:21:42,925 --> 00:21:47,645 Speaker 1: pretty good, I think. So I didn't people's bodies what. 358 00:21:48,325 --> 00:21:50,525 Speaker 1: I love doing that, Nico, we talk about They know 359 00:21:51,365 --> 00:21:53,605 Speaker 1: it's not all the time, but I think, you know, 360 00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:55,565 Speaker 1: maybe they have to look at your bones or some 361 00:21:55,685 --> 00:21:58,765 Speaker 1: see if they had you know, Louis had bad bones. 362 00:21:58,965 --> 00:22:01,245 Speaker 1: But I think we have good bones, you know, because 363 00:22:01,525 --> 00:22:05,205 Speaker 1: Nika has good snacks going to Florida. So that's good. 364 00:22:05,645 --> 00:22:08,165 Speaker 1: So after that they'll be like, yes, you're cool and 365 00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:11,925 Speaker 1: holy I'm going to give you the title of venerable, 366 00:22:12,845 --> 00:22:16,045 Speaker 1: meaning that you are heroic and virtue. Okay, so that's 367 00:22:16,045 --> 00:22:18,005 Speaker 1: the next step, is you get that title. You know, 368 00:22:18,005 --> 00:22:20,285 Speaker 1: it's incredibly ironic. I did not plan this, but I 369 00:22:20,325 --> 00:22:24,485 Speaker 1: got my nails done yesterday and they have little share 370 00:22:24,525 --> 00:22:27,885 Speaker 1: of angels all over them. So I feel like I'm 371 00:22:27,925 --> 00:22:30,405 Speaker 1: one step closer than all of you. Yeah, this is 372 00:22:30,445 --> 00:22:35,045 Speaker 1: a good step. Okay, after you're called venerable, here's what happens. 373 00:22:35,045 --> 00:22:37,685 Speaker 1: It's a real biggie. That happens is that you have 374 00:22:37,925 --> 00:22:41,125 Speaker 1: to prove that you have some that you you're the 375 00:22:41,165 --> 00:22:44,325 Speaker 1: reason for a miracle. By you, I mean your followers. 376 00:22:44,485 --> 00:22:46,005 Speaker 1: And this is where I thought like you had to 377 00:22:46,045 --> 00:22:49,405 Speaker 1: do miracles in advance of dying, but actually it's post 378 00:22:49,485 --> 00:22:54,365 Speaker 1: death miracles were people. Yeah, so people have to pray 379 00:22:54,605 --> 00:22:58,285 Speaker 1: and say that they are praying exclusively to you, and 380 00:22:58,445 --> 00:23:02,485 Speaker 1: through that act a miracle occurred. Now, miracles are usually 381 00:23:02,605 --> 00:23:06,165 Speaker 1: in the healthcare system. It's like, Yo, if you have 382 00:23:06,245 --> 00:23:08,485 Speaker 1: a disease or an ailment, or you're in an accident 383 00:23:08,525 --> 00:23:12,845 Speaker 1: where you're like finna die, then someone prays exclusively to 384 00:23:12,925 --> 00:23:16,765 Speaker 1: you or exclusively to the person, to the cadaver gals, 385 00:23:16,805 --> 00:23:20,885 Speaker 1: and they get and they heal without any like scientific explanation. 386 00:23:21,285 --> 00:23:24,365 Speaker 1: That's how you prove it's a miracle. So basically, you 387 00:23:24,445 --> 00:23:27,325 Speaker 1: just got to find some sick people and you got 388 00:23:27,325 --> 00:23:29,565 Speaker 1: to pray to the one person you want to make 389 00:23:29,605 --> 00:23:32,605 Speaker 1: a saint, and then the miracle has to occur. They 390 00:23:32,605 --> 00:23:35,205 Speaker 1: have to get better without any reason and you're being 391 00:23:35,205 --> 00:23:37,605 Speaker 1: like doctor, I would be like wow, wow, what happened. 392 00:23:38,125 --> 00:23:41,685 Speaker 1: So that's how usually a miracle be happening. Okay, the 393 00:23:41,765 --> 00:23:43,765 Speaker 1: miracle is not that this show got green light and 394 00:23:43,925 --> 00:23:48,165 Speaker 1: we did it. That's not the miracle. It is a miracle, 395 00:23:48,245 --> 00:23:50,085 Speaker 1: but it has to be more of like you know, 396 00:23:50,125 --> 00:23:53,725 Speaker 1: a dire more of a dire miracle. Okay, So and 397 00:23:53,765 --> 00:23:59,205 Speaker 1: then once that happens, then that's that's beautification. And it's 398 00:23:59,445 --> 00:24:02,845 Speaker 1: when you're beautified, that's what that's called. But so you 399 00:24:02,925 --> 00:24:08,045 Speaker 1: got to be sexy, Yeah, gotta get beautified, Okay, absolutely, 400 00:24:08,445 --> 00:24:11,085 Speaker 1: So after you're beautified, the thing one way we could 401 00:24:11,085 --> 00:24:16,205 Speaker 1: surpass this pass this step would be to die martyrs, 402 00:24:16,605 --> 00:24:19,605 Speaker 1: so you don't have to do that miracle if you're 403 00:24:19,605 --> 00:24:21,765 Speaker 1: a martyr. You know, you die if you die for 404 00:24:22,205 --> 00:24:25,725 Speaker 1: you know, the Lord sad sadly though, the next step 405 00:24:25,765 --> 00:24:29,685 Speaker 1: after that is another miracle. So martyrs you only need 406 00:24:29,725 --> 00:24:32,925 Speaker 1: one miracle, but non martyrs you need to do like 407 00:24:32,965 --> 00:24:36,845 Speaker 1: two miracles to occur. But then once you have that 408 00:24:37,045 --> 00:24:41,525 Speaker 1: next miracle, then you know, people can finally like start 409 00:24:41,925 --> 00:24:44,445 Speaker 1: you're finally a saint and they can finally start like 410 00:24:44,925 --> 00:24:48,565 Speaker 1: you know, erecting churches in your name, are renaming churches 411 00:24:48,565 --> 00:24:50,885 Speaker 1: to your name, and you can also like you get 412 00:24:50,925 --> 00:24:53,165 Speaker 1: a feast day and shit. But the thing is, like, 413 00:24:53,805 --> 00:24:56,405 Speaker 1: I don't even think it's that special, you know, because 414 00:24:56,445 --> 00:24:59,245 Speaker 1: there's like more than ten thousand saints and shit, and 415 00:24:59,285 --> 00:25:01,805 Speaker 1: so it's like the only people who might celebrate your 416 00:25:01,805 --> 00:25:05,005 Speaker 1: feast day would be like your original Instagram congregation. So 417 00:25:05,045 --> 00:25:08,325 Speaker 1: it's like, ah, is it really even worth it? I 418 00:25:08,365 --> 00:25:10,925 Speaker 1: did not know that there were over ten thousand saints. 419 00:25:11,005 --> 00:25:15,485 Speaker 1: I had no idea who's the most over ten thousand miracles? Wow. 420 00:25:17,085 --> 00:25:19,005 Speaker 1: I would just like to say, I already am a 421 00:25:19,125 --> 00:25:26,365 Speaker 1: church so imbed very funny, Taylor church very and I'm 422 00:25:26,405 --> 00:25:30,725 Speaker 1: a lightbulb lots of watts. Okay, I'm a sexy last 423 00:25:30,805 --> 00:25:34,525 Speaker 1: Nambaka's just sexy. Okay, great, yep. Anyway, this is how 424 00:25:34,525 --> 00:25:38,445 Speaker 1: we can eventually be celebrated across the Catholic diaspora. But 425 00:25:38,685 --> 00:25:41,085 Speaker 1: we'll figure that out at some point. We got we 426 00:25:41,085 --> 00:25:44,525 Speaker 1: gotta just delete everything, but we'll get there anyway. We're 427 00:25:44,525 --> 00:25:49,005 Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna segue into Taylor's story really smartly. You 428 00:25:49,005 --> 00:25:52,725 Speaker 1: know what Catholics like drinking the blood of Christ. You 429 00:25:52,765 --> 00:25:56,125 Speaker 1: know what the blood of Christ is is wine, and 430 00:25:56,325 --> 00:26:02,805 Speaker 1: you know water into wine wine, wine. Oh, Taylor, Taylor's 431 00:26:02,805 --> 00:26:09,605 Speaker 1: story has some alcohol on it too. That also saints 432 00:26:09,845 --> 00:26:16,485 Speaker 1: know what saints have butts okay wow, and so Taylor, Yeah, 433 00:26:16,645 --> 00:26:20,805 Speaker 1: take us down the rabbit hole of your story. Great, yeah, 434 00:26:20,885 --> 00:26:25,605 Speaker 1: I will um as you just said, we're talking about butts. Yea. 435 00:26:26,045 --> 00:26:30,405 Speaker 1: My excuse for my sucking at telling a story today 436 00:26:30,485 --> 00:26:32,485 Speaker 1: is that I'm busy at work. But when in doubt 437 00:26:33,365 --> 00:26:38,405 Speaker 1: talk about butts. Yeah. Absolutely. Also, you literally haven't even started. 438 00:26:38,645 --> 00:26:40,605 Speaker 1: You don't suck yet. Okay, I'll tell you. Yeah, I'll 439 00:26:40,645 --> 00:26:43,365 Speaker 1: tell you if it happens. Not yet, okay. Two thousand 440 00:26:43,405 --> 00:26:48,325 Speaker 1: and four. How are we feeling so far? Bush Presidency? 441 00:26:48,565 --> 00:26:55,565 Speaker 1: Email music, great, low rise sticks. It's like we're trying 442 00:26:55,565 --> 00:26:57,885 Speaker 1: to go back there now anyway, it really is, and 443 00:26:57,885 --> 00:27:00,645 Speaker 1: it's dressing me. I don't like that idea. But um 444 00:27:00,685 --> 00:27:02,965 Speaker 1: so there's this couple and they were in their forties 445 00:27:02,965 --> 00:27:06,965 Speaker 1: and fifties. Their names were what yeah, their names were 446 00:27:07,085 --> 00:27:12,045 Speaker 1: Michael and Tammy. No hate, but like Tammy is like 447 00:27:12,525 --> 00:27:14,725 Speaker 1: is like the name Karen, except for their thing is 448 00:27:14,765 --> 00:27:17,645 Speaker 1: that they just do some like crazy shit. Tammy is 449 00:27:17,645 --> 00:27:21,005 Speaker 1: a crazy crazy woman name. Um well that's like in 450 00:27:21,205 --> 00:27:26,685 Speaker 1: um uh Parks and Recreation. Yeah. Yeah, and his wives 451 00:27:26,765 --> 00:27:29,725 Speaker 1: name Tammy and they're all crazy. Yes, so good. I 452 00:27:29,765 --> 00:27:31,845 Speaker 1: need to rewatch that. Tammy is like a white trash 453 00:27:32,005 --> 00:27:38,365 Speaker 1: Karen maybe yeah, old Tam Tam. Um So anyway, Michael, 454 00:27:38,525 --> 00:27:42,005 Speaker 1: so we have Tammy so, and then we have Michael, 455 00:27:42,125 --> 00:27:45,405 Speaker 1: who was a bit of an alcoholic goops. Yeah, and 456 00:27:45,445 --> 00:27:49,285 Speaker 1: he was sickly, which made alcoholism a little bit tricky. 457 00:27:50,205 --> 00:27:52,965 Speaker 1: He had these ulcers and it also gave him really 458 00:27:53,005 --> 00:27:56,725 Speaker 1: bad heartburn. Also, when I was writing this, I had heartburn, 459 00:27:56,805 --> 00:27:59,485 Speaker 1: and I was like looking for Tom's so I could relate. 460 00:27:59,925 --> 00:28:04,805 Speaker 1: I was like, no alcohol for me, heartburn. Tam Tam 461 00:28:04,845 --> 00:28:08,005 Speaker 1: and the tom toms. Tam Tam and the tom toms 462 00:28:08,045 --> 00:28:11,125 Speaker 1: and Tam Tam also had some tomtoms. Um that was 463 00:28:11,285 --> 00:28:14,365 Speaker 1: jomb okay, seem sucking all right. Um So anyway, so 464 00:28:14,405 --> 00:28:16,365 Speaker 1: that was problematic because he had these ultrastuff he couldn't 465 00:28:16,365 --> 00:28:18,005 Speaker 1: really swallow. He was all they were. All the doctors 466 00:28:18,005 --> 00:28:20,365 Speaker 1: were also like, you probably shouldn't have alcohol. It's not 467 00:28:20,525 --> 00:28:23,805 Speaker 1: it's not great for you in your current condition. But 468 00:28:23,925 --> 00:28:26,925 Speaker 1: he was like, you know what I need, I need it. 469 00:28:27,045 --> 00:28:29,005 Speaker 1: But he was a trickster and found a different way 470 00:28:29,005 --> 00:28:31,885 Speaker 1: to consume alcohol. Um, and he thought he was gonna 471 00:28:31,885 --> 00:28:34,845 Speaker 1: outsmart the doctors. So what he did was he would 472 00:28:34,885 --> 00:28:41,285 Speaker 1: take alcoholic enemas, specifically of the sherry variety, Sherry and 473 00:28:41,685 --> 00:28:45,165 Speaker 1: his but yeah, I thought Tammy was in his but 474 00:28:45,485 --> 00:28:49,525 Speaker 1: not sherry. That's a good joke. I didn't think about 475 00:28:50,205 --> 00:28:54,565 Speaker 1: so an alcoholic enema. The youths like to call this 476 00:28:54,765 --> 00:28:57,925 Speaker 1: butt chucking or boofing. In my day, we would just 477 00:28:58,085 --> 00:29:02,245 Speaker 1: funnel beer or do you like keg stands? But okay, um, 478 00:29:02,965 --> 00:29:07,845 Speaker 1: your button, no through your mouth. So anyway, but if 479 00:29:07,845 --> 00:29:11,725 Speaker 1: you recall, you've seen a butt enema, a butt chugging, yeah, 480 00:29:11,845 --> 00:29:15,485 Speaker 1: at a frat party. At a frat party, It's it's disgusting. 481 00:29:16,565 --> 00:29:18,445 Speaker 1: I like, don't ever want to see that again ever 482 00:29:18,525 --> 00:29:22,925 Speaker 1: in my life. Okay, well it's really dangerous. So yeah, yeah, 483 00:29:22,965 --> 00:29:26,245 Speaker 1: I mean here tell you. Also, I'm really dumb and 484 00:29:26,325 --> 00:29:31,045 Speaker 1: I literally thought that like an alcoholic enema would just 485 00:29:31,125 --> 00:29:33,605 Speaker 1: be like a liquid advil or something that would just 486 00:29:33,645 --> 00:29:35,565 Speaker 1: like dissolve and then the alcohol would be there. I'm like, 487 00:29:35,605 --> 00:29:38,405 Speaker 1: really stupid, but really it I like looked it up 488 00:29:38,405 --> 00:29:42,245 Speaker 1: and it's literally like funneling through your bottom. Absolutely, that 489 00:29:42,445 --> 00:29:44,965 Speaker 1: is that is what I saw. It was a handstand, 490 00:29:45,085 --> 00:29:47,765 Speaker 1: it was a it was a leg spread open, it 491 00:29:47,845 --> 00:29:52,045 Speaker 1: was a it was a funnel. Yeah. So too, Literally, 492 00:29:52,125 --> 00:29:55,685 Speaker 1: like Nika just said, to have an alcoholic enema, you 493 00:29:55,765 --> 00:29:58,685 Speaker 1: just have a little funnel, a little tube, you know, 494 00:29:58,845 --> 00:30:02,805 Speaker 1: to do, just pick your poison and bottoms up literally bottom. 495 00:30:03,005 --> 00:30:07,405 Speaker 1: That's really funny, Taylor, thank you. But yeah, so I'm 496 00:30:07,405 --> 00:30:09,325 Speaker 1: not judging, but the sherry seems to be like a 497 00:30:09,405 --> 00:30:12,245 Speaker 1: very fancy booth and it's like why, I don't know, 498 00:30:12,325 --> 00:30:15,125 Speaker 1: Like you can't even taste it, right, which thank god, 499 00:30:15,165 --> 00:30:18,005 Speaker 1: because that would be really gross. That's nasty. But also 500 00:30:18,045 --> 00:30:20,805 Speaker 1: like he was an alcoholic. I think he needed it, 501 00:30:20,885 --> 00:30:22,285 Speaker 1: you know, I know that's what I'm saying. It's like, 502 00:30:22,845 --> 00:30:26,685 Speaker 1: but share it anyway. Whatever. But actually, so when Michael 503 00:30:26,765 --> 00:30:28,965 Speaker 1: was younger, his mom, like all of this makes sense 504 00:30:29,005 --> 00:30:31,525 Speaker 1: full circle. His mom would give him these enemas, and 505 00:30:31,885 --> 00:30:34,485 Speaker 1: he basically became addicted to these enemas, and so he 506 00:30:34,525 --> 00:30:38,485 Speaker 1: became very dependent on them. His mom gave him alcohol, 507 00:30:38,645 --> 00:30:41,405 Speaker 1: not alcohol like other enemas, but like why, I don't 508 00:30:41,405 --> 00:30:45,685 Speaker 1: really know. It was just like you're not feeling well, enema, 509 00:30:46,885 --> 00:30:49,605 Speaker 1: you know, like I havena tell me like enema. I 510 00:30:49,645 --> 00:30:54,925 Speaker 1: don't know. Oh so he Yeah, he became very dependent 511 00:30:54,925 --> 00:30:57,805 Speaker 1: on them. So it all kind of makes sense. But anyway, 512 00:30:57,885 --> 00:31:01,165 Speaker 1: this was a typical day, I guess in Michael's like, Kunney, 513 00:31:01,365 --> 00:31:05,405 Speaker 1: it's time for my sherry drops trial. Tammy does hurt. 514 00:31:07,085 --> 00:31:09,445 Speaker 1: So Tammy was helping him with the enemas this whole 515 00:31:09,485 --> 00:31:13,045 Speaker 1: time with the child obviously, but so yeah, some people 516 00:31:13,045 --> 00:31:15,565 Speaker 1: can do it on their own. But Tammy was old, 517 00:31:15,605 --> 00:31:17,925 Speaker 1: Tam Tammy, she was nice and she was happy to 518 00:31:17,965 --> 00:31:21,885 Speaker 1: administer his sherry enema. But unfortunately this would be the 519 00:31:21,965 --> 00:31:26,525 Speaker 1: last alcoholic enema he ever got. That means he died. 520 00:31:27,325 --> 00:31:32,565 Speaker 1: Oh oh. So the next day, Tam Tam found her 521 00:31:32,685 --> 00:31:35,645 Speaker 1: husband unresponsive. She calls nine to one one where he's 522 00:31:35,645 --> 00:31:39,005 Speaker 1: pronounced dead and the coroner had suspected that he had 523 00:31:39,005 --> 00:31:43,605 Speaker 1: about two bottles of alcohol. That's a lot. His blood 524 00:31:43,605 --> 00:31:46,645 Speaker 1: alcohol content was point four seven, which is like six 525 00:31:46,885 --> 00:31:50,205 Speaker 1: times the two drunk to drive limit. I couldn't find 526 00:31:50,405 --> 00:31:53,485 Speaker 1: exactly how much he was given, like how much of 527 00:31:53,565 --> 00:31:56,965 Speaker 1: this enema he was given. But here's the thing. When 528 00:31:56,965 --> 00:32:00,445 Speaker 1: you drink alcohol, there's like a lot of stuff that happens. 529 00:32:00,445 --> 00:32:02,405 Speaker 1: It goes through a lot of things, it gets filtered, 530 00:32:02,445 --> 00:32:05,725 Speaker 1: and it's the alcohol is gradually introduced into your bloodstream 531 00:32:06,445 --> 00:32:08,725 Speaker 1: and then so like when you have too much alcohol, 532 00:32:09,085 --> 00:32:12,165 Speaker 1: your body reacts by throwing up or passing out to 533 00:32:12,205 --> 00:32:16,925 Speaker 1: basically stop you from poisoning yourself. But with an enema. 534 00:32:17,085 --> 00:32:19,205 Speaker 1: With an alcoholic enema, that doesn't really happen. He goes 535 00:32:19,245 --> 00:32:23,165 Speaker 1: directly to your bloodstream, Like when it's taken, it's just 536 00:32:23,845 --> 00:32:28,925 Speaker 1: chilling in there, swirling around, going into your bloodstream. So 537 00:32:29,005 --> 00:32:32,925 Speaker 1: it's pretty easy to have too much. You don't realize 538 00:32:32,925 --> 00:32:35,405 Speaker 1: how much you've had before it's too late. So we 539 00:32:35,445 --> 00:32:40,085 Speaker 1: can only assume that that's what happened here. So Tammy 540 00:32:40,285 --> 00:32:46,525 Speaker 1: gets arrested. Oh no, tarrested because they're like, hello, he's dead, 541 00:32:46,765 --> 00:32:49,645 Speaker 1: what did what did you do? And like, and she 542 00:32:49,805 --> 00:32:53,605 Speaker 1: did say like, hey, he takes alcohol enemas, like that's 543 00:32:53,605 --> 00:32:57,045 Speaker 1: a thing that he does. I wasn't a hundred person 544 00:32:57,165 --> 00:33:00,645 Speaker 1: if she actually there. I saw where she like said 545 00:33:00,685 --> 00:33:03,765 Speaker 1: that she denied giving him the enema, but like sometimes 546 00:33:03,765 --> 00:33:05,645 Speaker 1: like she did, so I'm like kind of confused. I 547 00:33:05,685 --> 00:33:08,405 Speaker 1: think she did. But anyway, so she goes to jail 548 00:33:08,445 --> 00:33:12,285 Speaker 1: for a negligent homicide. She's then released on the thirty 549 00:33:12,325 --> 00:33:15,365 Speaker 1: thousand dollar bond, and then three years later they go 550 00:33:15,405 --> 00:33:19,365 Speaker 1: to trial. The trials then dismissed for lack of evidence. 551 00:33:19,845 --> 00:33:22,605 Speaker 1: So basically, the defense was making this comparison that like 552 00:33:22,765 --> 00:33:25,165 Speaker 1: if somebody has lung cancer and you buy them cigarettes. 553 00:33:25,245 --> 00:33:28,485 Speaker 1: Is that murder? So there's like no evidence found whether 554 00:33:28,525 --> 00:33:31,805 Speaker 1: she would like intentionally murder her husband, and like I 555 00:33:31,845 --> 00:33:36,765 Speaker 1: think something else. She also like burned his will, which 556 00:33:36,765 --> 00:33:38,445 Speaker 1: you're not supposed to do that, but like I guess 557 00:33:38,525 --> 00:33:40,845 Speaker 1: she did that to prove like I didn't want anything 558 00:33:40,845 --> 00:33:43,645 Speaker 1: out of this, like I loved him, he loved me, 559 00:33:43,805 --> 00:33:47,285 Speaker 1: like I was just doing what he wanted. And you 560 00:33:47,405 --> 00:33:50,005 Speaker 1: know me, I love a good quote. So here's what 561 00:33:50,045 --> 00:33:54,125 Speaker 1: old Tam Tam said. My husband told me he loved 562 00:33:54,125 --> 00:33:58,045 Speaker 1: me more than anything in the world except for God. Olwell, 563 00:33:58,565 --> 00:34:01,165 Speaker 1: I'm not ashamed of my husband because I loved him 564 00:34:01,205 --> 00:34:04,485 Speaker 1: and I supported him a thousand percent. Whatever he wanted 565 00:34:04,525 --> 00:34:07,205 Speaker 1: to do, that's the way he went out. And I'm 566 00:34:07,245 --> 00:34:09,605 Speaker 1: sure that's the way he wanted to go out because 567 00:34:09,605 --> 00:34:16,485 Speaker 1: he loved his enemas wow wow, oh my. So she 568 00:34:16,685 --> 00:34:20,205 Speaker 1: was like she was like, look, he died, he died 569 00:34:20,285 --> 00:34:24,085 Speaker 1: doing what he loved. I supported him, but I didn't 570 00:34:24,165 --> 00:34:28,605 Speaker 1: kill him. Shit happens, like it was a dangerous thing, 571 00:34:28,845 --> 00:34:31,245 Speaker 1: and we all knew that it was a dangerous thing. 572 00:34:31,365 --> 00:34:33,565 Speaker 1: But that was a risk I guess that he was 573 00:34:33,605 --> 00:34:39,485 Speaker 1: willing to take. So I just that last sentence like 574 00:34:39,685 --> 00:34:42,085 Speaker 1: he died doing what he loved and that was enemas. 575 00:34:42,245 --> 00:34:45,685 Speaker 1: My god. Yeah, wow, I mean some people, I mean 576 00:34:46,245 --> 00:34:48,485 Speaker 1: beyond and I don't know, Gabby, if you're gonna talk 577 00:34:48,525 --> 00:34:51,605 Speaker 1: about this later, but beyond the fact that it gets 578 00:34:51,605 --> 00:34:55,285 Speaker 1: you drunker faster, it's also like kind of an erotic 579 00:34:55,325 --> 00:34:58,925 Speaker 1: thing I guess for some people. So I don't know. 580 00:34:59,845 --> 00:35:03,325 Speaker 1: I guess, well, Taylor, thank you for that. Um, I 581 00:35:03,365 --> 00:35:07,525 Speaker 1: guess it's a good less Yeah, sherry was a specific 582 00:35:07,765 --> 00:35:10,605 Speaker 1: beverage that is interesting. But we'll be right back with 583 00:35:10,605 --> 00:35:13,965 Speaker 1: a little bit more about sticking things in your orifices. Okay, 584 00:35:14,485 --> 00:35:22,325 Speaker 1: b I b RB. Okay. Here we are at cadaver 585 00:35:22,485 --> 00:35:26,685 Speaker 1: Gal's um having a good ass time talking about, you know, 586 00:35:27,005 --> 00:35:33,485 Speaker 1: an enema of alcohol and your bottom. Um. Okay, so 587 00:35:33,525 --> 00:35:35,605 Speaker 1: you know, alcohol enemas, as Taylor is saying, they're a 588 00:35:35,605 --> 00:35:38,605 Speaker 1: real thing. People do them. There's all a large variety 589 00:35:38,605 --> 00:35:42,165 Speaker 1: of different types of cinemas too. And Taylor is also 590 00:35:42,205 --> 00:35:44,525 Speaker 1: telling us about how you know it's dangerous as heck, 591 00:35:44,645 --> 00:35:47,925 Speaker 1: because it means, you know, if it's going into your butt, 592 00:35:47,925 --> 00:35:51,245 Speaker 1: there isn't like a way to regurgitate the alcohol. You know, 593 00:35:51,325 --> 00:35:53,005 Speaker 1: you can't throw it up so like you will just 594 00:35:53,085 --> 00:35:57,485 Speaker 1: like be more susceptible to alcohol poisoning. But yeah, so 595 00:35:57,645 --> 00:36:00,645 Speaker 1: throwing up is let Okay, drinking is so cool. Okay, 596 00:36:00,685 --> 00:36:03,085 Speaker 1: but the butt is not the only orifice people have 597 00:36:03,165 --> 00:36:07,365 Speaker 1: put alcohol in before. Definitely not why Okay, they've surprised. 598 00:36:07,965 --> 00:36:11,645 Speaker 1: They've also you know, have you know, soaked tampons in 599 00:36:12,085 --> 00:36:16,125 Speaker 1: alcohol and stuck it in their cooters. Yeah wait, JK, 600 00:36:16,365 --> 00:36:18,845 Speaker 1: that's not a real thing. Okay, this is actually an 601 00:36:19,525 --> 00:36:25,445 Speaker 1: y Yeah, okay legend. I thought that. I don't. Wow, 602 00:36:25,645 --> 00:36:28,285 Speaker 1: I heard about that growing up, like in high school. 603 00:36:28,325 --> 00:36:31,285 Speaker 1: That's so weird. Yeah, this is the problem with the media. 604 00:36:31,405 --> 00:36:33,325 Speaker 1: Sometimes you hear a thing and then you're like, oh 605 00:36:33,365 --> 00:36:35,205 Speaker 1: my god, it must be real. It's like the show 606 00:36:35,365 --> 00:36:38,045 Speaker 1: this show where I like to do fearmongering. It's the 607 00:36:38,085 --> 00:36:40,485 Speaker 1: same thing. That's a lot of like fearmongering. Like maybe 608 00:36:41,045 --> 00:36:43,085 Speaker 1: a few times people have done this, but it was 609 00:36:43,165 --> 00:36:46,165 Speaker 1: not like the epidemic of suburban teens that like the 610 00:36:46,245 --> 00:36:48,725 Speaker 1: media was trying to make it seem like, or the 611 00:36:48,805 --> 00:36:51,605 Speaker 1: media wasn't trying. They would just like caught got caught 612 00:36:51,725 --> 00:36:55,805 Speaker 1: up in like the salaciousness and the dangerousness of this 613 00:36:55,885 --> 00:36:59,365 Speaker 1: idea that teens were doing this to get drunk, okay, 614 00:36:59,725 --> 00:37:02,125 Speaker 1: because basically, yeah, because I remember this was like in 615 00:37:02,125 --> 00:37:04,725 Speaker 1: twenty twelve, I think, like, but the earliest time this 616 00:37:04,765 --> 00:37:07,045 Speaker 1: was ever like report ordered it in like a newspaper, 617 00:37:07,125 --> 00:37:09,565 Speaker 1: was in like nineteen ninety nine. But there really just 618 00:37:09,645 --> 00:37:12,765 Speaker 1: isn't Like most of the stories, there's never an actual 619 00:37:12,845 --> 00:37:16,245 Speaker 1: specific case where this happened. And so basically what they 620 00:37:16,245 --> 00:37:19,005 Speaker 1: would say is that, you know, parents, they need to 621 00:37:19,045 --> 00:37:21,365 Speaker 1: watch out for their kids soaking tampons and alcohol and 622 00:37:21,405 --> 00:37:23,845 Speaker 1: sticking it in their vaginas because they want to get 623 00:37:23,925 --> 00:37:28,445 Speaker 1: drunk faster. They also want to like not smell like alcohol. 624 00:37:28,445 --> 00:37:31,525 Speaker 1: And they also thought that you know, if you got 625 00:37:31,605 --> 00:37:34,685 Speaker 1: drunk in this manner, you wouldn't when you were breathalyzed, 626 00:37:35,045 --> 00:37:38,725 Speaker 1: there wouldn't be any alcohol trace in your breath. But 627 00:37:38,965 --> 00:37:41,805 Speaker 1: all of this thing is like even those points that 628 00:37:41,845 --> 00:37:44,165 Speaker 1: they're trying to make in this lie are also like 629 00:37:44,405 --> 00:37:46,805 Speaker 1: none of that actually works, because like even if you 630 00:37:46,845 --> 00:37:49,885 Speaker 1: did get drunk off of like either butt chugging or 631 00:37:49,925 --> 00:37:52,325 Speaker 1: having like a tampon and your vagina soaked an alcohol, 632 00:37:53,165 --> 00:37:55,645 Speaker 1: you would still your breath would still smell because it's 633 00:37:55,645 --> 00:37:58,565 Speaker 1: still a way alcohol is expelled and also your breath. 634 00:37:58,645 --> 00:38:00,925 Speaker 1: You would when your breath, Liz, you would still still 635 00:38:00,965 --> 00:38:04,245 Speaker 1: in your Yeah, it's still in your bloodstream. So all 636 00:38:04,285 --> 00:38:07,485 Speaker 1: of that is silly, even the lines within the lie, 637 00:38:07,485 --> 00:38:13,965 Speaker 1: it's all stupid. Also another problem here's this is why 638 00:38:14,045 --> 00:38:18,805 Speaker 1: journalism is can be hilarious. I guess journalism in quotation marks. 639 00:38:18,845 --> 00:38:21,525 Speaker 1: But there's this one blogger who actually did an experiment 640 00:38:21,565 --> 00:38:23,245 Speaker 1: who was like, Okay, they're saying teams are doing this, 641 00:38:23,285 --> 00:38:26,925 Speaker 1: so let's try it out. Let's do it. And I 642 00:38:26,965 --> 00:38:29,645 Speaker 1: didn't take it upon myself try it out this time. 643 00:38:29,965 --> 00:38:32,605 Speaker 1: Good glad you made that. But she did a test 644 00:38:32,605 --> 00:38:35,685 Speaker 1: where she took some tampons and she'd put them in 645 00:38:35,965 --> 00:38:38,165 Speaker 1: vodka to see how much they absorbed. And it was 646 00:38:38,245 --> 00:38:40,045 Speaker 1: kind of like with a regular tampon it would be 647 00:38:40,125 --> 00:38:42,365 Speaker 1: like a third of a shot, so a third of 648 00:38:42,405 --> 00:38:44,445 Speaker 1: an ounce basically, but then you know, made with a 649 00:38:44,525 --> 00:38:46,845 Speaker 1: jumbo tampon, at most it would be like one point 650 00:38:46,925 --> 00:38:49,485 Speaker 1: five ounces, so kind of like your standard bar drink 651 00:38:49,565 --> 00:38:53,565 Speaker 1: or whatever. But the problem is, then here's the thing. 652 00:38:53,885 --> 00:38:56,485 Speaker 1: Once you like have a tampon that has liquid in it, 653 00:38:56,485 --> 00:38:58,685 Speaker 1: it's hard to put it up in there. We all 654 00:38:58,685 --> 00:39:00,485 Speaker 1: know that, you know, you're not going to do a 655 00:39:00,565 --> 00:39:03,645 Speaker 1: pre damned tampon up in there. No, So like when 656 00:39:03,645 --> 00:39:06,125 Speaker 1: you're even trying to put it in like that alcohol, 657 00:39:06,125 --> 00:39:08,325 Speaker 1: it's gonna like spill out of it because you're and 658 00:39:08,405 --> 00:39:10,765 Speaker 1: so the thing is like, even if you did do that, 659 00:39:10,845 --> 00:39:14,485 Speaker 1: like you're not even putting that much alcohol into your body. Okay, 660 00:39:14,565 --> 00:39:19,045 Speaker 1: So it's all silly. It doesn't make any sense. So 661 00:39:19,045 --> 00:39:20,925 Speaker 1: you wouldn't even really get drunk. So then it's kind 662 00:39:20,925 --> 00:39:22,365 Speaker 1: of like, well, how would you do it? Would you 663 00:39:22,405 --> 00:39:25,205 Speaker 1: have to like stick lots of tampons up in there? 664 00:39:25,605 --> 00:39:29,245 Speaker 1: And teens, teens, college kids, I don't think anyone's you know, 665 00:39:30,125 --> 00:39:33,165 Speaker 1: there's a level of discomfort that people do, I think 666 00:39:33,205 --> 00:39:35,245 Speaker 1: to have fun. But that's just like a lot of discomfort. 667 00:39:35,285 --> 00:39:38,405 Speaker 1: So it doesn't make any sense. Also, it's gonna hurt, 668 00:39:38,485 --> 00:39:41,685 Speaker 1: like ass like, it's gonna hurt so bad because especially 669 00:39:41,685 --> 00:39:45,205 Speaker 1: if you're doing it in liquor, you're putting now you know, 670 00:39:45,485 --> 00:39:51,005 Speaker 1: you're putting a liquor stingy thing into your very You know, 671 00:39:51,205 --> 00:39:54,125 Speaker 1: we should protect the vagina because it has all this 672 00:39:54,245 --> 00:39:57,285 Speaker 1: like you know, bacteria. It's a very delicate balance of 673 00:39:57,725 --> 00:40:01,165 Speaker 1: fluids and junk and so you've got to keep it 674 00:40:01,165 --> 00:40:02,765 Speaker 1: all good, and so if you put the alcohol, it 675 00:40:02,765 --> 00:40:04,445 Speaker 1: would just be really bad for you. But also it 676 00:40:04,645 --> 00:40:07,525 Speaker 1: hurt really bad. Yeah, it's weird. When I was in 677 00:40:07,645 --> 00:40:09,845 Speaker 1: high school, I remember everyone talking about this, but no 678 00:40:09,845 --> 00:40:12,005 Speaker 1: one ever, like, I don't know anyone who actually did it, 679 00:40:12,365 --> 00:40:16,125 Speaker 1: you know, yeah, because it's fake. I mean I think 680 00:40:16,125 --> 00:40:18,605 Speaker 1: it's someone's done that. I someone has done this. You know, 681 00:40:18,685 --> 00:40:22,645 Speaker 1: people have for sure stuck things and their vagina that 682 00:40:22,725 --> 00:40:25,365 Speaker 1: maybe shouldn't have been there, just like the butt. You know, 683 00:40:25,525 --> 00:40:29,085 Speaker 1: we've done we eat on cadiver gals have exposed some 684 00:40:29,165 --> 00:40:31,965 Speaker 1: of these problems of you know, like eels in the 685 00:40:32,005 --> 00:40:34,285 Speaker 1: butt like that. The eel in the butt was crazy. 686 00:40:34,445 --> 00:40:37,685 Speaker 1: That was one of the stories I've ever told. I 687 00:40:37,685 --> 00:40:40,125 Speaker 1: didn't like that one anyway. But this is kind of 688 00:40:40,165 --> 00:40:44,405 Speaker 1: also like the same thing with like tide pods, where 689 00:40:44,405 --> 00:40:46,965 Speaker 1: like it wasn't really a thing, but then it just 690 00:40:47,005 --> 00:40:50,165 Speaker 1: got blown out of proportion of like, yeah, I mean 691 00:40:50,245 --> 00:40:53,125 Speaker 1: tide pods, probably someone's eating them before, but it's not 692 00:40:53,205 --> 00:40:58,805 Speaker 1: like an epidemic. Yeah, tiods, do they look scrumptious? Yeah, yeah, 693 00:40:58,805 --> 00:41:00,685 Speaker 1: but like no one's gonna eat them. That's like when 694 00:41:00,725 --> 00:41:03,085 Speaker 1: you look like at rocks, like pretty rocks. You want 695 00:41:03,085 --> 00:41:04,805 Speaker 1: to put them in your mouth, but you're not gonna 696 00:41:04,885 --> 00:41:09,005 Speaker 1: do it because that's remember the bath salt salt? Yeah, 697 00:41:09,765 --> 00:41:12,965 Speaker 1: oh my gosh, yes, when that one guy, everyone thought 698 00:41:13,005 --> 00:41:16,045 Speaker 1: that he was like crazy quote unquote off bath salt 699 00:41:16,045 --> 00:41:18,005 Speaker 1: and then he turns out he had severe mental illness. 700 00:41:18,045 --> 00:41:19,925 Speaker 1: We also talked about that in the podcast We are 701 00:41:20,045 --> 00:41:24,165 Speaker 1: Exposed a Queens. Okay, wow, we know we literally thought 702 00:41:24,165 --> 00:41:28,245 Speaker 1: there was gonna be a zombie apocalypse, absolutely absolutely because 703 00:41:28,285 --> 00:41:30,765 Speaker 1: of bath salts. But no, I was scared to use 704 00:41:30,845 --> 00:41:33,045 Speaker 1: bath salts for like the longest time. You were afraid 705 00:41:33,085 --> 00:41:35,525 Speaker 1: we gonna eat them? No, oh my gosh. No, I 706 00:41:35,565 --> 00:41:37,205 Speaker 1: was just afraid they're gonna seep into my skin and 707 00:41:37,245 --> 00:41:41,485 Speaker 1: turn me into a zombie. Okay, yeah, so all I'm 708 00:41:41,525 --> 00:41:46,085 Speaker 1: trying to say, kids, Okay, if you're a teen who's 709 00:41:46,125 --> 00:41:49,285 Speaker 1: trying to get drunk, just do it the regular way 710 00:41:49,445 --> 00:41:53,885 Speaker 1: through your mouth hole. Okay, you don't need these other holes, 711 00:41:53,965 --> 00:41:57,765 Speaker 1: you know. Well, this has been another episode of cadaver gals. Um. 712 00:41:57,805 --> 00:42:01,245 Speaker 1: I hope you guys are gonna follow us so that 713 00:42:01,245 --> 00:42:04,245 Speaker 1: we can become saints, um and make sure you know, 714 00:42:04,765 --> 00:42:08,325 Speaker 1: we get that Okay, so we'll talk at you next week. 715 00:42:08,885 --> 00:42:24,685 Speaker 1: Mp RAMP. Cadaver Gals is a production of School of 716 00:42:24,725 --> 00:42:28,845 Speaker 1: Humans and iHeartRadio. It is hosted by Me, Gabby Watts, 717 00:42:28,925 --> 00:42:32,605 Speaker 1: Nika Duarte, and Taylor Church. You can follow us on 718 00:42:32,645 --> 00:42:36,805 Speaker 1: the internet at cadaver Gaws on Instagram and Twitter. You 719 00:42:36,845 --> 00:42:40,685 Speaker 1: can also like and subscribe on various apps or whatever. 720 00:42:40,765 --> 00:42:43,085 Speaker 1: And if you're going to leave a review, be nice 721 00:42:43,125 --> 00:42:53,925 Speaker 1: about it. And also stop worrying about medieval rats. They're fine.